# items

item_name: arabesque-patterned carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its simplicity, this bag is comprised of a large square of arabesque-patterned carpet folded up and sewn together in the sides, elegant in its subtle hues of black, dark green, and dark blue.  Sensible yet stylish, it has a broad shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while shopping.  It is of a goodly size without being cumbersome, and its simple closing mechanism is crafted from dark, lacquered wood.  The arabesque-patterned carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The arabesque-patterned carpetbag is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: plain navy skirt
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a plain navy skirt that comes down to the knees... at least if you're an average sized schoolgirl.  It has been designed with functionality very much in mind, with not so much a ruffle or a pleat to draw the eye.  Not a single concession to fashion has been made, making it durable and as intrinsically attractive as a potato sack.

appraise_text:
The plain navy skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is navy blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue denim jeans
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers are made from light blue stonewashed denim. They are figure huggingly tight at the top, then flare out to a full foot at the bottom, and form large bell-like shapes.  They have small pink flowers lovingly embroidered all around the bottom, each connected with a small green vine, with small green leaves.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue denim jeans is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light blue and is made of denim and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: embroidered country bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Sturdy braided cords lace this close-fitting woollen bodice closed over the wearer's figure, and drape across the embroidered scenes of country life that cover the panels.  Sturdy farmers gather in the hay, rosy-cheeked wenches pour tankards of foaming ale, and twinkly-eyed grandfathers sit around a table playing dominoes.

appraise_text:
The embroidered country bodice is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silk wildflower waistcoat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The rich forest-green Agatean silk of this waistcoat has been worked with intricate needlepoint, depicting a wildflower meadow in full bloom, with daisies, cornflowers, mallow, campion, and dandelions scattered in joyous abandon across the textured front panels.  At the back, a short strap fastens with a two-part gold buckle shaped like a dandelion, ensuring a perfect fit for any wearer.

appraise_text:
The silk wildflower waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cobalt blue chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an elegantly cut ankle-length chiton dyed a casual shade of cobalt blue paling towards aquamarine at the feet.  It has been adorned with an embroidered border of stylized little ships at sea around the neck opening in white.

appraise_text:
The cobalt blue chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cobalt blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: darkened toga
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Intended for those in mourning, or perhaps experiencing a particularly fierce existential crisis, this toga has been darkened to a charcoal black colour.  Wearing this on the streets of Ephebe would be a sure way to receive a wide berth, for few can tolerate the presence of an angsty philosopher for long.

appraise_text:
The darkened toga is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sun hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is your typical, wide-brimmed, sun hat.  It is made of a thin white cloth, and is designed specifically to keep the sun out of your eyes.  Looking closely at it you notice a small pocket in the side.  The sun hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The sun hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: Genua Highschool blazer
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple grey blazer, worn by students of Genua's public access high-school.  It is fine and serviceable, with an outside pocket that has the school crest emblazoned on it.  Aside from that, it's fairly non-descript.  The Genua Highschool blazer has one outside pocket.

appraise_text:
The Genua Highschool blazer is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: dashing cream hat with feather
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A long cream-coloured feather adorns this snappy, small satin hat.  A tiny veil in cream netting tickles the nose but looks fetching.

appraise_text:
The dashing cream hat with feather is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is cream and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: whisper blue organza picture hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Whisper blue organza is fashioned in a wide rim from a small crown.  A splash of cobalt blue satin bands the crown and edges the outer rim of the hat.  The sheer, translucent organza would frame the wearers face.

appraise_text:
The whisper blue organza picture hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is whisper blue and is made of organza and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cranberry halter top bridesmaid dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A velvet halter top in cranberry burnout velvet forms a vest over a full long skirt of silk.  Rhinestone buttons march down the front of the vest.  Matching gloves reach to the elbow.  A daring low back makes this the choice for the sensual, self-assured bridesmaid.

appraise_text:
The cranberry halter top bridesmaid dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cranberry and is made of velvet and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lace mantilla
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A simple large rectangle of intricate, handmade lace drapes over the head.  A quiet statement of purity.

appraise_text:
The lace mantilla is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of ivory satin manolos
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These narrow shoes are made from ivory satin, with slightly pointed toes and a high vamp. Most of the wearer's feet are left bare and held tentatively in the shoes by crisscrossing straps of iridescent pearls. The heels are slender and beautifully shaped, perfect for gliding across the dance floor.

appraise_text:
The pair of ivory satin manolos is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of whisper blue strapped pumps
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These whisper blue satin pumps have classic round-toes and unusual sculptured heels of blue crepe.  The satin strap that wraps sweetly across the ankle is trimmed with a cord of cobalt silk, while a matching cord also details the vamp of the shoe.

appraise_text:
The pair of whisper blue strapped pumps is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is whisper blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: daisy flowered flowing wedding gown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Made from cream satin, this carefully embroidered wedding dress features a delightful daisy pattern picked out in blue thread over the bodice.  The sleeves are puffed up on the shoulders, while the the sweetheart neckline features more of the same exquisite embroidery dotted with tiny seed-pearls to form the petals.  It would be ideal for someone looking for a simple, floral wedding.

appraise_text:
The daisy flowered flowing wedding gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cream and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald-cut garnet ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 14 g
description:
Light seems to spiral down into the long facets of this immense dark garnet, emerging sweet and thick like Brindisian sherry, and spreading lambently across the smooth white gold band bearing its simple setting.


item_name: pair of emerald-cut garnet drop earrings
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A delicate white gold loop holds each of these long rectangular stones, letting them hang from one's earlobes and scatter intoxicating scarlet glints across one's neck and jaw.


item_name: jade briar-rose navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of jade and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
Some speak of the navel as the jewel at the heart of a lotus, but even natural beauty can only be enhanced with finery such as this.  Entwined in the shape of a lover's knot, delicately wrought silver vines tipped with glinting gold thorns cradle a miniscule masterpiece in the form of a tiny rose, carved from translucent deep green jade.


item_name: solitaire necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small golden heart has been attached to a thin silver chain by a thin link of crystal.  The delicacy of the chain and the transparency make the golden heart appear to float around the wearer's neck.


item_name: pair of moonstone earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of tiny cabochon-cut black moonstones, like a moment's glimpse of the shaded moon through cloud, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: pair of dark sapphire earrings
appraise_text: It is made of red gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
A pair of tiny faceted stones, showing elusive glimmers of blue in their night-dark hearts, nestle into simple red gold clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: pair of lavender amethyst earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
A pair of cabochon-cut lavender amethysts, like tiny petals, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: aquamarine teardrop anklet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This delicate silver chain drapes prettily, supporting a dozen tiny aquamarine droplets that look like tears falling from the pale morning sky into an endless sea.


item_name: silver and iolite bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
A single link of silver chain connects each of the pale violet gemstones, in their simple channel settings.  The strand drapes around a slim wrist like glittering stepping stones across a gentle stream.


item_name: opal bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This lovely silver bracelet has small opals set in it.  They seem to change their colour when the wearer's wrist moves, as if fireworks are going off inside the jewels.


item_name: peridot ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
The light clear green of this gemstone seems almost fathomless, drawing in the eye to the depths of its simple silver setting.  The plain narrow band curves away, wrapping snugly around the wearer's finger.


item_name: silver tankard
description: A lovely silver tankard with exquisite tracery decoration.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: small trophy
description: A lovely silver trophy.
weight: 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: large trophy
description: A large silver trophy.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: mounted pewter shield
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
A small pewter shield mounted on an attractive dark wood backing, this is an inspiring memorial of victorious achievement.  The shield has been polished to a high sheen, and has an attractive border engraved around its edge.

appraise_text:
The mounted pewter shield is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pewter and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: stylish black lab coat
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A tremendously stylish black lab coat with the coat of arms of the Assassins' Guild embroidered on the breast pocket.  Created especially for Assassins, it of course must be black, but the colour of the coat also hides any unstylish stains that may happen during the course of playing in the labs.  The stylish black lab coat has two side pockets and one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The stylish black lab coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: small blue silk satchel
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The small satchel is made of durable silk that is coloured in a deep, cold blue.  The small blue silk satchel has one main pocket and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small blue silk satchel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: butterfly mask
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This fine silken mask gives the appearance that a large, brightly coloured butterfly has landed on the wearers face.  With eye holes in the wings, only the mouth and a patch of forehead are left bare.  The body of the butterfly makes up the nosepiece, while fuzzy feelers protrude above.

appraise_text:
The butterfly mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: huge brown towel
weight: 2lb
description:
This horse-sized cotton towel is fluffy and enormous, perfect for towelling off your horse after a run in the rain.

appraise_text:
The huge brown towel is about six feet long and about four feet wide.  It is dark brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long tartan scarf
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Warm, soft lamb's wool has been woven into a neat dark red and green tartan, accented with thin golden yellow stripes.  This scarf is easily long enough to wrap twice around any neck, and still dangle to the wearer's waist.

appraise_text:
The long tartan scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver and moonstone cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A neat spiral of moonstones, graduated both in size and colour, makes its way across the silver disc of this pin's face, from the luminously glowing centre to the delicate shadowy tip at the edge.


item_name: silver and garnet cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Two trilliant-cut garnets are mounted point to point on this extremely delicate silver cravat pin, their deep red hue showing a surprising amount of fire.


item_name: delicate batiste wedding dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A soft white wedding dress in batiste, this gown is perfect for very young brides or those being married in an outdoor setting.  It fits smoothly across the bodice and drapes to the floor with no defined waistline.  The neckline is classic: low and rounded, banded in a thin white satin ribbon.  The ribbon underlines the bustline and is tied in long streamers at the back.

appraise_text:
The delicate batiste wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short cream satin wedding dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This charming cream satin wedding dress poufs out in a delightful bouffant just above the knees.  The sweetheart neckline is edged in pearls.  Tiny seed pearls decorate the puffed, cap sleeves.

appraise_text:
The short cream satin wedding dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cream and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tulip dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Designed around the flower for which it is named, this dress focuses attention on the layered petal skirt.  Each layer is constructed from petal shaped red chiffon, the hues varying from deep ruby to auburn, scarlet to crimson.  The top is a simple camisole in the same deep ruby as some of the petals.  It's a bold, yet playful dress, which flatters those more waif-like in build.

appraise_text:
The tulip dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of chiffon and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: whisper blue bridesmaid dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Silk organza in whisper blue is gathered into a voluminous skirt.  The sweetheart neckline and cap sleeves give the front view of the dress an uncluttered look.  The drama of this gown is all in the back bow.  A wide sash of cobalt blue satin wraps the waist and ties in the back in a huge sculptural bow.  A narrower band of cobalt satin lines the hem of the dress as it sweeps the floor.

appraise_text:
The whisper blue bridesmaid dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is whisper blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: layered dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Designed in the traditional style of a trapeze dress, this one pays homage to the change in trends by layering a second dress over the first.  The undergarment is patterned in bold horizontal stripes of black and white, cinched under the cleavage by a black corset top, which then flares out leaving a cutaway in the centre showing more of the stripes underneath.  The contrasting styles create a bold, yet feminine image, ideal for work or play.

appraise_text:
The layered dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk top hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a white silk top hat, which bucks convention in a striking way.  Most gentlemen wouldn't dream of doing something so crass as wearing white to a formal do, although this stylish item would fit at almost any event.

appraise_text:
The white silk top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] bow skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from rippled silver cotton, this skirt sits just above the knee, offering a brief glimpse of the thigh.  Tied at the waist with a large bow, the tails of which drape artfully down the left edge of the skirt and over the edge, this skirt allows the wearer's waist to be drawn in tight.  From there the skirt flares out adding depth to the hips.  A handy set of twin pockets just below the waist ensure it is practical and stylish.  The silver bow skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The silver bow skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: [colour] tulle skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Once a secret known only to ballerinas, tulle skirts have fast become a fashionable and feminine must-have.  Ten layers of pale cerulean blue lightweight tulle rest stiffly under this knee-length sheer cotton skirt, bulking it out and making it look floaty and feminine while the skirt's waistband hugs the waist of the wearer, showing off its outline.  Large marigolds are embroidered on the cotton skirt in cerulean blue silk, creating a beautiful cerulean blue-on-cerulean blue effect.

appraise_text:
The cerulean blue tulle skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stiff black bow-tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A perfectly tied, narrow formal black bow-tie lets everyone know that the wearer has superb dexterity and a flair for looking their best in formal wear.

appraise_text:
The stiff black bow-tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain black bustier
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Ideal for almost every skirt, or trousers for that matter, and for any occasion, this plain black bustier is a must for every wardrobe.  Strapless, the top is held in place by tightly woven darts, clinging to ribs and waist, accentuating the cleavage.  It is generally considered the spice of an outfit.

appraise_text:
The plain black bustier is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] lace back jumper
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Woven from the finest crimson wool, this jumper is so thin it shines like silk.  From the front, the cowl neck offers a glimpse of skin but otherwise the jumper covers all, with its long length and long sleeves.  It seems entirely plain.  The back, however, is more tantalising in its conception. Pinned at the top, the sides of the jumper swing somewhat free, revealing the back.  Decorum is maintained, however, through the fine crimson filigree lace woven between the two sections.

appraise_text:
The crimson lace back jumper is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: traditional bridal crown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A high cylinder of blue buckram embroidered in pale blue tinsel flowers. Real violets are set atop the crown.  Touches of silver embroidery match the silver metallic ribbons which flow from the crown.

appraise_text:
The traditional bridal crown is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pearl studded silk slippers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These silk slippers would look stunning peeking out from beneath a long dress.  Hundreds of tiny seed pearls stud these shoes, while larger fresh water pearls are dotted around, reflecting and glowing with all the colours of the rainbow.

appraise_text:
The pair of pearl studded silk slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cabbage mask
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a spherical mask that, when worn, makes your head look like a cabbage, more necessary for some than others.  It is beautifully made and looks good enough to eat.  Better beware of any passing vegetarians or before you know it you could have lost an ear.

appraise_text:
The cabbage mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: vampire mask
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A vampire mask - complete with widow's peak (genuine rat fur), extended canines, and with the customary trickle of blood coming from one corner of the mouth.  It's about as realistic as Throat Dibbler's guarantee of quality.

appraise_text:
The vampire mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brightly coloured harlequin mask
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This fine silken mask covers the wearer's face in brightly coloured triangles.  With eye holes between the triangles, only the mouth and a patch of forehead are left bare.

appraise_text:
The brightly coloured harlequin mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dazzling showgirl costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Draped in champagne beaded bangles and tassels, this glittering confection of gaudy drapery clings tightly to the wearer's body.  The dangerously low cut bodice and the frighteningly high cut across the hips serve as a reminder that one should not actually attempt to dance, move, or possibly breathe whilst wearing it.  Thousands of glittering gold and white beads are cinched from thigh to buttock, and the whole item glitters and sparkles in shades of gold much like a Hogswatch tree alight.

appraise_text:
The dazzling showgirl costume is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of sheer lace top stockings
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Translucent silk caresses the leg all the way up to the mid-thigh, ending in a wide band of white lace.  These stockings give a feeling of sensuality and show off the wearer's legs to their full advantage.

appraise_text:
The pair of sheer lace top stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: iron cross shoulder bag
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The shoulder bag is made from black leather, and edged with small silver pyramid studs.  In the centre panel of the bag there is a large white iron cross fastened onto the leather.  The iron cross shoulder bag has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The iron cross shoulder bag is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: white long-sleeved t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a long-sleeved shirt.  It is made from some of the highest quality linen you can find on the Disc.  It is white and has a tribal dagger design on the back with the words O.C. Ohulan-Cutash written across the top.

appraise_text:
The white long-sleeved t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red devil tail
description: This is an evil-looking devil tail made from leather and dyed bright red.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red devil tail is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver scrollwork fountain pen
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
From its handcrafted cap and barrel to the elegant Queen Ptraci leaf design engraved on sterling silver, this instrument is as impressive to gaze upon as it is comfortable to write with.  The nib has been inlaid with eighteen carat gold, then plated with palladium to allow for uniquely flexible and smooth writing.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The silver scrollwork fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: Unseen University keyring
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This keyring consists of a metal ring, attached to a cute little model of Unseen University.  You could use it to put keys on.

appraise_text:
It is made of some unidentifiable material and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: pair of bat wings
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of giant bat wings, the overly large kind that a child might wear as a costume.  They are made from thick black leather stretched over a frame made from willow.  They hang on the back by means of two leather straps that fit over the shoulders.

appraise_text:
The pair of bat wings is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: souvenir quilting block
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This quilting block would make a lovely souvenir for a visitor to Ankk-Morpork.  It features a detailed black and white print of a bar brawl in the Mended Drum.  In the foreground three men are hitting each other with bits of broken furniture as an unlucky dwarf flies by at head height.  Next to them, a rather fearsome warrior is being harried by an enraged orangutan and in the background, the barman has been captured in the act of breaking a bottle over an unlucky drinker's head.

appraise_text:
The printed cotton quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: stick of rock
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a stick of Ankh-Morporkian rock candy.  Eat it, and your teeth will resent you for years to come.


item_name: suspicious-looking mushroom [Floppy Madman]
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The Floppy Madman is a small green-capped mushroom.  It is a typical member of the fungi kingdom, as it thrives in dark, moist environments such as deep forests.  The mushroom has gotten its name from its humorously floppy cap, and possible delusionary effects.


item_name: oilstone
appraise_text: The oilstone is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of stone.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a small brick of hard, gritty stone which is traditionally soaked in oil and used to sharpen knives, scissors, axes, swords and similar sharp-edged items.  It should probably be oiled if you want to hone anything with it.


item_name: sculptured jade brooch
appraise_text: It is made of jade and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The luminous pale green jade of this ornately figured and polished brooch shows a woman's profile, hair caught up in a clasp after the fashion of the late Morporkian Empire.


item_name: cabbage white butterfly clip
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
An enamelled silver butterfly, the pale creamy-yellow wings poised as if to take flight, perches on the back of this rounded hair clip.  Each delicately veined wing carries two soft black spots like smudges of soot from some small god's fingertip, and the tips of the fore-wings show the same gentle traces.


item_name: pair of jade briar-rose earrings
appraise_text: It is made of jade and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
Age-patinaed silver vines tipped with glistening golden thorns seem to writhe, caught in a moment's twisting motion as they twine around the curve of the wearer's ears.  At the lowest point of each curve, a deceptively simple yet perfect miniature rose, carved from translucent deep green jade, sits cradled in delicate leaves wrought of silver.


item_name: fresh flower wedding crown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A charming circlet of roses, gardenias and white violets sprinkled with miniature ferns is woven around white silk ribbons.  The ribbons tie at the back of the head and flow down.

appraise_text:
The fresh flower wedding crown is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hairwreath of fresh violets
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Violets in deep purple and purest white form a ring around the head.  The violets are lightly sewn to a simple satin-covered ring with combs on each side to fasten into the wearer's hair.  Mysteriously fresh and unwilted, the violets look as though they were just picked from a deep forest glade and even have tiny beads of mist on them.

appraise_text:
The hairwreath of fresh violets is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of velvet wedding slippers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of traditional flat wedding slippers, which have been embroidered with colourful hummingbirds and fuchsias.  They would flatter all deeply hued or embroidered wedding gowns.

appraise_text:
The pair of velvet wedding slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: slim black leather choker
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Fastening at one side with a tiny silver buckle, this choker looks entirely unadorned, but when the light catches it just right it's possible to see a tiny black-enamelled plaque attached at the front, in the shape of a heart.

appraise_text:
The slim black leather choker is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small ebony jewellery box
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Plain polished ebony, smoothly rounded at the edges and corners, and lined with dark blue velvet, forms a small but sturdy box, suitable for holding a piece of jewellery one wishes to give as a gift.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small ebony jewellery box is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or two items.


item_name: large rosewood jewellery box
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The interior of this box has been separated into a number of small compartments, lined with dark blue velvet, to keep jewellery safe in one's chest of drawers or suitcase.  Of course, it won't keep necklaces from tangling, but then there is apparently no force in the multiverse that can do that.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large rosewood jewellery box is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 6 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: small rosewood jewellery box
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Glossy, aromatic rosewood, smoothly rounded at the edges and corners, and lined with dark red velvet to match the subtle colours in the wood, forms a small but sturdy box, suitable for holding a few pieces of jewellery one wishes to give as a gift.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small rosewood jewellery box is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or four items.


item_name: starched white stock
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Thick, stiff white cotton wraps closely around one's neck, in a manner suitable for both protection whilst riding and for demonstrating one's superior breeding and ability at achieving the precisely correct configuration of folds and fastenings.

appraise_text:
The starched white stock is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cameo brooch
appraise_text: It is made of ceramic and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This brooch is a small oval of sepia-coloured ceramic, with a woman's head featured in creamy bas-relief, surrounded by an ornate wreath of ivy leaves.


item_name: lavender amethyst pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A dozen pinpoint amethyst cabochons cluster along a slender spike of grey-green enamel, hanging from an elegant silver chain.  The flower head seems so realistic, though sculpted so simply, that one could almost imagine a trail of clean, gentle scent as the wearer moves.


item_name: pale amber pendant
appraise_text: It is made of leather and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A single large cabochon stone, the same creamy golden yellow as the full autumn moon when it hangs low over the endless wheat fields of the Sto Plains, hangs from a butter-soft black leather cord.


item_name: plain blue tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Made from plain navy blue cotton, this is a relatively plain everyday neck tie.  Certainly not flashy, but it still looks smart, at least if tied with finesse.

appraise_text:
The plain blue tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is navy blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain dark green tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Made from plain dark green cotton, this is a relatively plain everyday neck tie.  Certainly not flashy, but it still looks smart, at least if tied with finesse.

appraise_text:
The plain dark green tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is dark green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful umbrella hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This hat is one of the Artificers' Guild's more strange inventions.  A standard beanie-style hat has been carefully attached to a rather colourful umbrella, leading to a look similar to an Agatean farmer's hat.  However, the rainbow-coloured fabric that makes up the umbrella has been waterproofed, providing protection from both the rain and the sun.

appraise_text:
The colourful umbrella hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] and [colour] striped tie [smart]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Alternating bands of dark red and white contrast nicely with each other, creating an attractive tie.  Certainly not flashy, but it still looks smart, at least if tied with finesse.

appraise_text:
The red and white striped tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is red and white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stylish fruit hat
weight: 2lb
description:
This massive hat is the pinnacle of style.  Made out of an expensive, specially reinforced cotton, a shaft of bananas shaped into a giant tower stands about its edges and a pattern of long bananas can be seen positioned carefully upon its peak.

appraise_text:
The stylish fruit hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long rosy pink skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This long silk skirt is fitted around the hips, then starts to flare above the knees before terminating at the ankles in a petite, lettuce-edged ruffle.  It is the exact, deliciously pink hue of strawberry ice cream.

appraise_text:
The long rosy pink skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is rose pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: thin black mask
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A strip of black linen that ties at the back of the head in a flamboyant knot.  With thin slits for the eyes, it allows you to look both dashing and dangerous and other sexy words starting with D without obscuring the vision too much.

appraise_text:
The thin black mask is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white nurse's cap
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a simple white, starched and crisp nurse's cap.  It has a little red cross on the front to indicate that the wearer is either in the medical profession, or a desire to role-play for whatever dark and twisted little purpose the mind may come up with.

appraise_text:
The white nurse's cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bonemail
weight: 21lb
description:
This bone armour looks like a chainmail, although it consists of closely linked mesh of bone instead of metal.  It's decorated with patterns in dark colours.

appraise_text:
The bonemail is about two and a half feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: evil death ray
weight: 10 lb
description:
A rather large stingray has lost its life in the creation of this weapon.  Its tail has been wrapped around a metal bar and covered in rubber to provide the wielder with a suitable grip, while the body has been dipped in molten steel and sharpened around the edges.  Two steely, malignant eyes glare out at the world in general.

appraise_text:
The evil death ray is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: halberd
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
This weapon is what you get when someone thinks that a spear isn't impressive enough, and an axe wasn't long enough, and so decides to combine the two.  It's about six feet long, and has a wickedly sharp point and axe-like head.

appraise_text:
The halberd is about six and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: silk daisy cap with fingertip veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Soft chiffon veiling falls to just below the shoulders from a cap of embroidered daisies held together by thin netting.

appraise_text:
The silk daisy cap with fingertip veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pearl crown with illusion veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Pearls glow atop this crown.  Chosen for their lustre and beauty, these pearls make the bride feel like a princess.  The chiffon veil is slightly stiff and stands out proudly around the wearer's beautiful face.  A choice for the bride who loves to smile.

appraise_text:
The pearl crown with illusion veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fancy leather sporran
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a fancy sporran, a piece of clothing designed to be worn with a kilt as part of highland dress.  There are three tassels on the front made from white and black fur.  The fancy leather sporran has one pouch pocket.

appraise_text:
The fancy leather sporran is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: jet black beaded formal gown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Form-fitting black silk hugs the figure. The neck of the gown is high in front but the entire back is left bare down to the derriere.  Black crystal beads encircle the high neck and drip down across the bodice.  The arms are covered in sheer black.  The unusual clusters of black crystals catch the light and look as though they might be a designer's dream of a flowing black lava necklace.  This gown is not for the faint-hearted, as every head turns when the wearer walks into the room, dressed like a woman who knows what she wants and gets it.

appraise_text:
The jet black beaded formal gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is jet black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: disco duck black mini dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Kick up your heels and dance the night away in this silly slip dress in black macrame.  A matching silk bra and panties are cleverly sewn into the dress so that the wearer can expose maximum skin through the loose crochet of the macrame without revealing all.  The straps of the dress are made of dancing black ducks.  Each duck's yellow bill grasps the tail of the duck ahead of it.

appraise_text:
The disco duck black mini dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ragged green robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a ragged green robe with small cheap white trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded green velvet material which looks like it was originally a curtain that has been cut into shape.

appraise_text:
The ragged green robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: orange sash
description: This fine sash of orange silk is just the kind a first level wizard would wear.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The orange sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is orange and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large sand white and ivy green carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its practical simplicity, this bag is comprised of a large square of sand white carpet with a woven arabesque pattern in shades of ivy green, folded up and sewn together in the sides and embroidered with a leaf pattern in a slightly brighter shade of green.  Sensible, yet roomy, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while one goes about one's business.  It is fairly large, and its closing mechanism is crafted from birch wood wrapped in cream white leather.  The large sand white and ivy green carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large sand white and ivy green carpetbag is about four feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is sand white and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: elegant white brocade wedding gown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A panniered effect is achieved by looping up the sides of this heavy white brocade dress to display the full white-on-white striped silk underskirts.  The bodice of the gown is low cut and edged in sparkling diamantes around the square neckline.

appraise_text:
The elegant white brocade wedding gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain lavender chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
A simple square of fine linen, soft and loose, drapes gently around the body, fastening at the shoulders with an array of small silver pins.  Traditionally worn with a girdle to gather it in at the waist, the linen falls in soft folds across the wearer's shoulders, and brushes their ankles.

appraise_text:
The plain lavender chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is lavender and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy white summer frock
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Frothy, frilly, floaty, and feminine, this frock would be perfectly suited for long lazy summer afternoons in meadows by rivers, with picnics and punts and languid young men in expensive suits.

appraise_text:
The lacy white summer frock is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: belt loop
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This loop is made from the finest leather, designed to hold hafted weapons safely.  It could sheathe an axe, mace, keyring, baton, whip, cane, flail, wrench, torch or hammer.

appraise_text:
The belt loop is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sturdy leather belt with pouches
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Rather worn and battered, this belt has a wooden plate buckle carved with a running wolf.  Half a dozen mismatched pouches hang from it, to hold all the little things a hunter needs close to hand in the forest.  The sturdy leather belt with pouches has three small pouch pockets, one large pouch pocket and two square pouch pockets.

appraise_text:
The sturdy leather belt with pouches is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: bone helm
description: This scary helmet is formed from a skull of an animal. The tusks have been left attached.
weight: 4 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The bone helm is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: iron war club
weight: 5lb
description:
The iron war club is made from a single black iron club banded with iron rings covered in sharp studs.  An extra band curves over the top of the club, perpendicular to the other bands.  The handle is corrugated for that firm grip that makes smashing things so much more pleasant.

appraise_text:
The iron war club is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: one-handed steel axe
weight: 4lb
description:
This axe is quite noteworthy for its complete lack of graceful flares, wicked spikes, or fanciful adornments.  In fact, it looks like the sort of axe to be quite insulted by any such things, and far more interested in hacking stuff apart and making a mess.  It's fairly small as axes go, but everyone knows size doesn't matter so long as you know how to use it properly.

appraise_text:
The one-handed steel axe is about two and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: double-headed war axe
weight: 16 6/9 lb
description:
This double-headed war axe features a handle that is wood at the base and met by iron halfway up the shaft.  Two identical iron blades flare into curved edges on either side of the head, reminiscent of bat wings.  The base of the axe features a slight thickening for a secure grip while butchering whatever is convenient.

appraise_text:
The double-headed war axe is about four feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: copper girdle
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a copper girdle worn with the ceremonial robes of the Ancient Order of the Demiurgical Djinn Diviners.

appraise_text:
The copper girdle is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of copper and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Duke of Llamedos check jacket
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This fitted men's jacket has a subtle blue squared stripe in the sturdy blue-grey wool.  The Duke of Llamedos check jacket has one inside pocket, one left pocket, one right pocket and one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The Duke of Llamedos check jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: jar of dog muck
description: This is a largish jar of finest white dog's muck, perfect for refilling a tanning kit.
weight: 2lb
appraise_text:
The jar of dog muck is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some instantly identifiable material and glass.


item_name: little brown bottle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small brown bottle of some pungent liquid.  A paper label on one side seems to contain instructions.  The liquid in the bottle is clear and colourless.

appraise_text:
The little brown bottle is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass.


item_name: green glass stylus
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Carefully polished smooth, this hand-long piece of bubbly green glass, recovered from the mysterious circular glass fields near the reputed site of the aeons-lost cities of Fielleran and Gehellin, has a gently pointed tip to leave marks on papyrus or wax.  A faintly greasy, green-tinged octarine light crawls across its surface.

appraise_text:
The green glass stylus is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: Tsortean spear
weight: 5lb
description:
This is a Tsortean long spear.  Its shaft is made of wood and it has a wickedly sharp metal tip on it.

appraise_text:
The Tsortean spear is about five and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: embroidered black velvet cape
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a perfect, swash-buckling, flourishing cape, cut from deep black velvet and lined with midnight blue silk.  On the back is embroidered, in bright silver thread, the bunch of grapes which symbolise Duchess Saturday's Musketeers.  The same motif is echoed in miniature on each of the four buttons which fasten it at the neck, and the hems are trimmed with silver.

appraise_text:
The embroidered black velvet cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sheer black silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This black scarf is made from the sheerest, gauziest of silks, and is almost transparent.  It drapes gracefully over the wearer's head to conceal the hair, and falls in soft, gentle folds to rest on the shoulders.  The scarf is bound by a thin, black silk ribbon, and tiny obsidian jewels dangle from the ends.

appraise_text:
The sheer black silk scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald belly stone
appraise_text: It is made of emerald and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This is a large multi-faceted emerald which sits snugly in the belly button and sparkles brightly in the light.  Due to its size it makes the stomach move into oddly alluring shapes when moving or stretching.


item_name: black cobra armband
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This stylised cobra, with its wide flaring hood, wraps snugly around the wearer's bicep and seems to sway with their motions.  Made entirely from darkened silver, the only spots of colour and detail are the two tiny emeralds inset for its eyes.  


item_name: silver cat anklet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A dozen tiny silver cats, linked by paw and nose and elegantly curved tail, play, loll, and gambol to form this delicate and whimsical anklet.


item_name: bronze cobra armband
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
With its wide flaring hood and the two tiny rubies inset for its eyes, this realistically detailed bronze cobra wraps snugly around the wearer's bicep and seems to sway with their motions.


item_name: twined gold armlet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a single ribbon of gold that twines around the wearer's upper arm. It has been masterfully crafted to resemble a cobra, hood raised, poised to strike at the beholder when worn.


item_name: silver sandstorm brooch
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This large brooch, the size of a woman's palm, has been formed in the amorphous, swirling shape of the feared desert sandstorm, pierced and patterned with intricate lines and thousands of tiny sand-grains.  The strong pin at the back looks eminently suitable for fastening a shawl or a cloak.


item_name: silver river bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Sinuous curves of rippled and beaten silver spiral around the wearer's forearm, from a teardrop-shaped lake at the wrist to a wide spreading many-stranded river delta near the elbow.


item_name: gold-embroidered galabya
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This simple T-shaped robe has been made of lightweight cotton and dyed in alternating bands of red, yellow, and green, shading to a deep blue at the open neck.  Swirls and spirals of gold embroidery trail down from each side of the split neckline, nearly to the gold-trimmed and floor-sweeping hem.

appraise_text:
The gold-embroidered galabya is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright red yo-yo
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a bright red yo-yo.  It looks like every other yo-yo you've seen, two discs joined in the centre and a bit of string wrapped round the middle.

appraise_text:
The bright red yo-yo is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is red and is made of wood.


item_name: black frisbee
appraise_text: The black frisbee is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of rubber.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a small black frisbee.  It looks like you could throw it to people.  It seems to originally have been some sort of lid, most probably to a cauldron.


item_name: eight-sided die
description: This is a die nicely carved from ivory. It has eight sides.
weight: between 3 g and 4 g
appraise_text:
The eight-sided die is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: diamond crown with cathedral veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A diamond crown sparkles with hundreds of stones while sitting lightly on the wearer's head.  Billows of gossamer thin netting make up the veiling, which falls to the floor and spills behind in a long trail.  This crown and veil would be fit for a princess - and every bride is a princess on her wedding day.

appraise_text:
The diamond crown with cathedral veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white satin mary janes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of classic pink-strapped flat shoes, of the sort loved by little girls - or indeed just the little girl inside.  The straps are closed with a satin self-covered large button, giving them a very cute appearance.  White satin like this is hard to keep clean, but maybe the wearer can try very hard just for one day.

appraise_text:
The pair of white satin mary janes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: asymmetrical wrap velvet jacket
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A lightweight cinnamon velvet jacket closes in an asymmetrical line, breaking the stuffiness of a traditional tailored look.  A strip of small self-covered satin buttons in cinnamon shows off the excellence of the dressmaker's art, even if they are tedious to fasten.  But then again, they do heighten the excitement when someone else unfastens them.  A bit of dull, gold-toned lace peeks out at the bodice showing the thin glamorous shell beneath the jacket.

appraise_text:
The asymmetrical wrap velvet jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cinnamon and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivory silk waistcoat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Made from sheer ivory-coloured silk, this waist coat is elegant in its simplicity - nothing has been added to detract from the chic lines the tailor chosen, with only simple silken buttons running down the front not being part of the single panel of silk.

appraise_text:
The ivory silk waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white satin high heels
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These narrow shoes are made from white satin, with slightly pointed toes and a high vamp.  The heels are slender and beautifully shaped, perfect for gliding across the dance floor.

appraise_text:
The pair of white satin high heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: teddy bear
appraise_text: The teddy bear is about nine inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of fluff.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a cute and cuddly teddy bear.  Just the sort to give someone you love to remind them of you.  It looks very soft and huggable.


item_name: bottle of bubble mix
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small bottle of a sticky, soapy water.  Lancre children use the gloopy mixture to 'blow' bubbles using the wooden hoop provided.  The bottle is full.

appraise_text:
The bottle of bubble mix is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: teddy bear [well made]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a soft and snuggly teddy bear.  Its skin is a lovely brown, its nose black and its eyes sparkling blue.  It looks really well made... the stitching is all but invisible, and the skill of the workmanship indisputable.  It looks really friendly and thoroughly huggable.  Written in fluffy stitching:  *rowr*

appraise_text:
The teddy bear is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: tiny winged elephant
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This beautiful plush toy was carefully designed to be an exact replica of the peaceful elephants that dwell in the savannah.  At least, that was probably the original intent, but it seems the artist got a little overzealous and decided that it would be even more adorable with a nice set of wings.  The result is cute, if slightly impractical.

appraise_text:
The tiny winged elephant is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of 100% recycled elephant.


item_name: clown doll
appraise_text: The clown doll is about four feet long and about two feet wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This is a large clown doll.  It is at least four feet tall.  The body is made from wood, but the arms are stuffed material, hanging limply to the side.  The head of the clown is painted in bright, gaudy colours.  The clown seems to be grinning at you.


item_name: stuffed monkey
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful, cuddly, snuggly stuffed monkey.  It's dark black, with lightly shaded facial features.  The little hands are almost real, they're so detailed... the same with the face.  It's a very well made toy.

appraise_text:
The stuffed monkey is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: keyring
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The keyring is a small metal ring that can be used to store keys.  It is amazing how useful a small bit of metal can be.

appraise_text:
It is made of some unidentifiable material and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: balsa wand
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
You recognise the balsa wand to be a wand of eternal light.  The wand is a soft piece of balsa, about a foot long and an inch in diameter.  A thin groove spirals around it from one end to the other.  It glows an intense octarine.

appraise_text:
The balsa wand is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: wrench [weapon]
description: This is a tool that is used to tighten bolts and nuts.
weight: 6 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wrench is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: wrench
description: A heavy wrench used for tightening loose nuts.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wrench is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of black cotton underpants
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made from a special weave of cotton and stylishly dyed black, this pair of black cotton underpants clings to the body snugly, making it perfect for winter wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of black cotton underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stained fishmonger's chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
Plain unbleached linen, stained with slime and dotted with glistening fish-scales, wraps loosely around the torso and fastens with a pair of mis-matched age-blued bronze pins on the shoulders.  The frayed ends of the rope girdle hang loosely down, and an unpatched tear in the hem shows a flash of the wearer's thigh.

appraise_text:
The stained fishmonger's chiton is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of Ramtops socks
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Heavy-duty Ramtops socks, not so much knitted as forged from the thick, almost steel-like wool that can be sheared from the sheep in the Ramtops.  They not only keep your feet warm, but could probably stop a fair strength axe-blow.

appraise_text:
The pair of Ramtops socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gossamer silk cloak
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This silk cloak is so thin, it gives little protection from the sun or rain.  The gossamer material shimmers as it moves, floating lightly around the wearer like a full body halo.  Here and there, the threads sparkle lightly.

appraise_text:
The gossamer silk cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rum pink hair bow with veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
That delicious colour of rum pink is swirled into a confectioner's sugar dream of a bow.  It is designed to be worn perched atop the wearers head, held in the hair by hidden combs.  The bow has an attached veil in sheer illusion silk.

appraise_text:
The rum pink hair bow with veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of sensible black linen knickers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Generously sized and boundlessly elasticated, with enough material to make tents for a small family of Klatchian nomads, these knickers look extremely practical and durable.

appraise_text:
The pair of sensible black linen knickers is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pearl silk high heels
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The wearer of these treacherously tall, slender high heels would probably need to practice walking in them, before trying to walk down the aisle.  They would look great on anyone, but look best on people with long legs.  The silk shines differently in every light, picking up the colours of the both the clothes worn with them and the surroundings.  They would be perfect to wear with white, cream, or yellow.

appraise_text:
The pair of pearl silk high heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pierrot hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A tall hat, made of white silk, with a black woollen bobble on the front.  It has a little fat brim, made from the same material as the hat, encircling it.

appraise_text:
The pierrot hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: twilight silk bathrobe
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made with the softest silk, this bathrobe was not made for warmth.  In fact it was not meant to be worn very long at all.  The sleek material clings to curves, making for an extremely attractive figure indeed.

appraise_text:
The twilight silk bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is twilight and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sunny yellow shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This silky lamb's wool shawl is a golden shade of yellow, and is ideal to wrap around oneself over an elegant gown, to compliment another garment or just to feel the luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  It is accented with a subtle pattern of daffodils, and trimmed with a border of cream-coloured tassels that run the entire length of the rectangular wrap.

appraise_text:
The sunny yellow shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sunny yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sparkling, bejewelled anklet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Delicately interwoven strands of silver thread form the main part of this anklet.  Dangling from the thread are dozens of tiny chains of silver which sway back and forth as the owner moves around.  Each chain is between an inch and an inch and a half long and is studded with beautiful clear blue and pale pink crystals that catch the light magically.


item_name: blue and gold snake anklet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Strands of a fine blue metal have been wound together to form a river effect on this anklet.  Spiralling round the blue metallic river is an intricately formed snake; whoever made it put a lot of time and effort in to get all the scales done in such detail.


item_name: ivory pyramid ring
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 19 g
description:
A tiny shard of ivory has been carefully carved into the image of a single pyramid flaring into the night, and set into a thick, platinum band.  If you look closely enough you can just make out the shadow of a black-clad figure making its way to the top.


item_name: gimlet belly stone
appraise_text: It is made of gimlet and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This wondrous gimlet belly stone is the perfect addition for any handmaiden's jewellery collection, and is the only belly stone ever needed as its main attribute is its ability to coordinate with the colours around it.  As a result this beautiful gimlet will become the perfect match to the day's choice of clothes.  It sits snugly in the belly button and gleams.


item_name: diamond belly stone
appraise_text: It is made of diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This is a large multi-faceted diamond which sits snugly into the belly button and sparkles brightly in the light.


item_name: black diamond nostril stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2 g
description:
This tiny, elusively shadowed stone glitters with a dark light, echoing the glimmer in the wearer's eyes.


item_name: pair of cobalt earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
These tapered earrings are articulated to give beautiful movement as the wearer moves.  They combine glowing cobalt blue and silver lined bugle shapes with moss green lustred glass and are accentuated with silver plating.


item_name: silver knot bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Strands of finely twisted silver thread have been wound together into a string of delicate knots to make this exquisite bracelet.


item_name: crystal locket
appraise_text: It is made of crystal and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The crystal locket faintly sparkles as you look at it.  It was lovingly crafted from the purest of crystal, found only in the highest peaks of the Ramtop mountains, and is slightly cool to the touch.


item_name: pair of silver hematite earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
A perfect oval hematite stone is set in each of these silver earrings.  The surface of the stones is so highly polished that they have a mirror-like appearance.


item_name: silver seahorse necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This necklace is made up of a string of tiny seahorses linked together.  Each seahorse is made of silver and inlaid with polished turquoise.


item_name: clockwork ring
appraise_text: It is made of electrum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Crafted from fine electrum, this shimmering band has been adorned with a sublime miniature lotus.  The lotus clickers and whirls as its two main parts tick in opposite directions.  The bottom spinner is directly connected to the ring's clockworks and ticks away the seconds.  Its petals flare out to cup the upper-most portion of the blossom.  The top spinner moves counterclockwise, each of its pointed petals flaring out timidly.  In the very centre of this elegant timepiece is a tiny emerald frog.  It complements the applique of the electrum lotus exquisitely.  The frog atop the lotus smiles at you knowingly.


item_name: green velvet and vermine robe
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe in green velvet and vermine, such as a wizard of the Venerable Council of Seers would wear.  The green velvet and vermine robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The green velvet and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: polished gold necklace
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a polished gold necklace.  At the end of the long and delicate chain is a small vessel which has been decorated with gold fretwork.  The fretwork swirls around a small ruby which has been mounted in the centre.  On the lid is a small hook which allows the opening and closing of the luminous container.  It radiates pure octarine brilliance.  The polished gold necklace has one trinket pocket.  You cannot see inside it.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: brushed silver necklace
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a brushed silver necklace.  At the end of the long and delicate chain is a small vessel which has been decorated with arabesque silver wiring.  The wiring swirls around a small sapphire which has been mounted in the centre.  On the lid is a small hook which allows the opening and closing of the antiqued container.  It radiates pure octarine brilliance.  The brushed silver necklace has one trinket pocket.  You cannot see inside it.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: silver clockwork imp
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From within a brushed silver necklace.
description:
This is a rather unusual imp.  It's been formed from a solid lump of silver and then hollowed out so that minute gears could be installed where impish organs should belong.  As with most imps, this one comes complete with pointed ears, hardened horns, sharp claws, and a curiously long tail.  Its bright, twinkling eyes have been created from two small and mostly round pieces of sapphire.  Scrupulously, it watches you as its minute gears whirl and buzz away with the occasional spark and the infrequent puff of smoke.  Written in tiny liquid sapphire script:  I'm a very special pet indeed.  I don't mind being petted and cuddled but I far prefer to be polished and made to shine.  If you'd like, I am more than willing to argue with you.  About anything, really.  Just don't tug on my tail, please.  It's long enough as it is.


item_name: golden clockwork owl
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From within a polished gold necklace.
description:
Hand formed from hundreds of layers of gold foil, this tiny golden owl has been constructed in a manner that allows a visual of her insides.  Quietly, minute wooden and metal gears whirl and twirl and spin about like made little carriage wheels.  Her eyes have been formed from rubies and faceted perfectly.  They shimmer slightly as they gaze back at you curiously.  Feathers have been etched into the gold foiling, and softer down feathers etched into the white gold body.  Her claws clutch and relax every so often as a simple reminder of her need for companionship.  Written in tiny liquid ruby script:  I'm a very special pet indeed.  I like to be petted, nestled, and preened as often as possible.  Because I belong to you, you and I can hoot together whenever you feel like.  I'll ignore the others.  I would caution you against staring at me.  I always win those silly competitions.


item_name: platinum clockwork frog
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From within an antiquated platinum necklace.
description:
Exquisitely formed, this tiny frog is pure platinum filigree.  This allows the watchful and careful eye to see the inner workings tick away slowly.  Inside, minute gears whirl and whiz causing his feet to hop and jerk with subtle motions.  His beautiful eyes have been cut from fine emerald and set in two swirling filigree posts.  Calmly, he sits and watches.  Tick-tock, tick-tock.  Written in tiny liquid emerald script:  I'm a very special pet indeed.  I like to be petted very much.  The occasional eskimo kiss will make me very happy, too.  Please don't try to make me something I'm not, I don't kiss well anyway.  Because I like you, you and I can croak together whenever you feel like.  I do enjoy performing.  I would ask you, however, not to lick me.  I'm not a paisley frog, you see.


item_name: black samite robe
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a long robe made of silk samite dyed the darkest ebony and trimmed with vermine.  The fabric shimmers slightly from interwoven threads of silver and gold.

appraise_text:
The black samite robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of cranberry silk slippers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of tiny slippers in cranberry silk.  Comfortable but still formal, they have oval ankhstone-studded buttons at the throat of each shoe.

appraise_text:
The pair of cranberry silk slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is cranberry and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of long white socks
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of mid-calf-length white woollen socks.  They are thin and stretchy, ideal to keep your feet warm in temperate climes.

appraise_text:
The pair of long white socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: buckled black skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This narrow ankle-length skirt, plain and unadorned, consists of two separate panels, held together at each side by a row of thin straps with tiny steel buckles.

appraise_text:
The buckled black skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pearl hat with celadon chiffon bow
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A charming cap of pearls is accented by a chiffon bow.  Bursting forth from the cap in a jaunty pouf of colour, the celadon chiffon shimmers in the light.

appraise_text:
The pearl hat with celadon chiffon bow is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of chiffon and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large rubber ducky
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is the Detritus of rubber duckies: large, solid and not really that attractive.  Its cute orange bill and tiny black eyes look rather out of place on its hulking yellow rubber body.

appraise_text:
The large rubber ducky is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: yellow rubber ducky
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
How cute! This is a tiny duck made of rubber, with deep black eyes and an adorable orange bill.  It looks quite squeezable.

appraise_text:
The yellow rubber ducky is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: blue loofah
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small, blue, bit of fluffy material in a roughly spherical shape.  It seems to be intended as a way to get more lather out of your bathing soaps.

appraise_text:
The blue loofah is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: yellow loofah
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small, yellow, bit of fluffy material in a roughly spherical shape.  It seems to be intended as a way to get more lather out of your bathing soaps.

appraise_text:
The yellow loofah is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden bucket
description: This is a simply constructed wooden bucket of the type used to water animals.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wooden bucket is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 10 pounds, about one hundred and fifty items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: fork
description: This is a normal dinner fork. It looks very pointy, ideal to impale even the most leathery steak.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The fork is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: dinner fork
description: This is a normal dinner fork. It looks very pointy, ideal to impale even the most leathery steak.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The dinner fork is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: steak knife
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a sturdy looking knife with a jagged edge and a thick wooden handle with two tiny brass pins holding it together.  It looks like it would be equally adept at either cutting up a nice, juicy steak or gutting your dinnermates.

appraise_text:
The steak knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: gold and carnelian necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This exquisite piece of jewellery is formed by threading beads onto a fine chain.  The golden beads are teardrop-shaped but otherwise un-ornamented, and contrast stunningly with the almost luminously-polished larger pearls of carnelian that are interspersed along the whole necklace.


item_name: golden serpent necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This golden necklace is segmented, almost seeming to slither and writhe across the neck of the wearer.  Scales are intricately picked out over the whole of the surface, allowing it to exactly mirror the sinuous contours of a real serpent.  Its eyes have been fashioned out of emerald, contrasting with the otherwise understated decoration of the rest of the piece.


item_name: large yellow towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This is rather large towel is a lurid, bright, yellow in colour.  Rather as if someone had flattened a particularly shiny canary.  And then, somehow, made it into cloth.  Anyway, it's big, yellow, and good for drying yourself off with.

appraise_text:
The large yellow towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold and pearl diadem
appraise_text: It is made of gold and pearl and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This golden diadem fits snugly round the head and makes the wearer look terribly wealthy and important.  Held together by golden chains the diadem is comprised of two solid gold side pieces and a gold mounted pearl front piece.  At the back of the diadem a clasp holds the chains together allowing the wearer to adjust it to the size of their head.  As well as the large pearl at the front of the piece, smaller pearls are inset all the way around.


item_name: [adjective] [colour] towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This is [adjective] [colour] towel.  It looks like you could use it to dry yourself, or to wrap around yourself if you had nothing else to wear.

appraise_text:
The [adjective] [colour] towel is about four and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is [colour] and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a fluffy towel, woven out of [colour] cotton.  It looks perfect for drying yourself off when wet, and would even be a fairly warm - albeit unconventional - piece of clothing to wear about town.

appraise_text:
The [colour] towel is about four and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is [colour] and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered silk headdress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A circular cream silk cloth, deeply embroidered at all edges. It is draped on the head and turned back slightly to reveal the blushing bride.  Pins hidden under the folded edge assure that this lovely traditional headdress stays put even in a stiff breeze.

appraise_text:
The embroidered silk headdress is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is cream and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brilliant red embroidered wedding dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A flashing scarlet wedding dress has a deep embroidered hem.  Embroidered panels fall from below the knee to the floor.  Embroidered on a cream background, hummingbirds flicker among fuchsias in silks of deep-hued red, blue and green.  A garment in the style of royal, Klatchian brides, this dress will be treasured forever.

appraise_text:
The brilliant red embroidered wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: post-Wilkinsite portrait choker
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Done in marvellously glowing watercolours, this shows the head and shoulders, and the glorious tumbling red hair, of a young woman with a long nose, full lips, and wide grey eyes trembling on the edge of tears.  A chain of forget-me-nots threads through her trailing hair, falling to artfully obscure any potential immodesty at the lower rim of the painting, and the oval gold frame's design echoes the flowers.  Strung on a forest green velvet ribbon, this lovely antique piece will lend lustre to almost any throat.


item_name: blossoming heart-shaped locket
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a heart-shaped locket made of slightly tarnished looking silver.  The front of the locket is covered in black lacquer with an intricate repeating motif of tiny red blossoms on it.  It hangs from a length of black satin ribbon which sits around the wearer's neck like a choker.


item_name: hippopotamus-head ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 17 g
description:
A plump-cheeked, round-eyed hippopotamus stares mournfully up from the broad band of this gold ring.


item_name: raspberry tourmaline navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A slim steel bar attaches firmly to the simple silver setting, nestling this creamy, glossy dark pink stone neatly into one's navel.


item_name: pair of tiny gold Llamedese knot earrings
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
Threads of gold weave across each other in a traditional Llamedese design, forming a complex square knot.  A slim post holds each stud firmly in the lobe of one's ear.


item_name: rainbird quill
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The feathery tuft on this long, slim quill is a soft bluish grey, like a cloud early some soft warm morning in spring.  Pregnant with words as the cloud is with the gentle blessing of rain, ink flows freely and smoothly from the slanted nib.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The rainbird quill is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: antiquated platinum necklace
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is an elegant platinum necklace.  At the end of the long and delicate chain is a small vessel which has been decorated with platinum wiring.  The filigree swirls around a small emerald which has been mounted in the centre.  On the lid is a small hook which allows the opening and closing of the antiquated container.  It radiates pure octarine brilliance.  The antiquated platinum necklace has one trinket pocket.  You cannot see inside it.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: set of fire tongs
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a long set of tongs used for moving coal about in your fireplace without getting your hands burnt.  In a pinch, it could also be used for bludgeoning people over the head with.

appraise_text:
The set of fire tongs is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: eel skin
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is the skin of an eel.  It is very greasy and glistens prettily when you tilt it towards the light.

appraise_text:
The eel skin is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mysterious object
appraise_text: The mysterious object is about a foot long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a very mysterious looking object.  It is a metal rod that is about 12 inches long, and has a funny shaped end to it.  Very strange indeed!


item_name: pair of blue handmaiden's bloomers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A thick blue waistband rests upon the hips so that it reveals the wearer's entire midriff.  Flowing from the band is a gauze-like blue material which billows out on each leg only to be gathered into a tight band at each ankle.  The overall effect is far from concealing and the shapely legs beneath can be clearly seen by any who look - and when wearing these, all tend to look.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue handmaiden's bloomers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sombre brown cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A sombre brown cotton kesa or robe, stitched in the 'buffalo field' pattern.  A maze like pattern is picked out in green thread on the back, though it seems to have no discernable beginning or end.  The sombre brown cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The sombre brown cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: vermine fur coat
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This is an old, slightly tatty coat made from the fur of the vermine.  The vermine is a small black and white relative of the lemming, found in the cold Hublandish regions.  Its skin is rare and highly valued, especially by the vermine itself; the selfish little bastard will do anything rather than let go of it.

appraise_text:
The vermine fur coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: sensible black cotton dress
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A rather sensible creation, with a high collar and large buttons running down the front.  Ending half way between the knees and the ankles, the only nod to fashion is a narrow trim of black lace along the hem, and at the edges of the elbow-length sleeves.

appraise_text:
The sensible black cotton dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "Boyz From The Wood" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a forest green band shirt from a popular rural music group.  "Boyz From the Wood" is printed on the front in brown, and a tour list is on the back.

appraise_text:
The "Boyz From The Wood" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is forest green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cream satin wedding slippers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These tiny shoes are fastened around the ankle and up the leg in a criss-cross pattern of long cream silk ribbon that is tied near the knee.  They would look darling with short or long dresses.

appraise_text:
The pair of cream satin wedding slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is cream and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dull gold silk high heels
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A dull metallic gold colour of raw silk makes these shoes a sophisticated fashion statement.  The toes are pointed and cover only the front of the shoes, while the midsection is left uncovered.  The very high, thin heels extend into a small cup around the wearers.  They are secured with a matching dull gold leather strap, and are an excellent choice for those with beautiful slender feet since so much of the foot is exposed by their open cut.

appraise_text:
The pair of dull gold silk high heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is dull gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lavender lace bridesmaid gown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A timeless dress of lace is tinted in pale lavender.  Reembroidered allecon lace shapes an empire line over a soft silk backing.  A watteau train with a bow and streamers is done in heavily embroidered organza.  Attending the bride in this gown of traditional, very formal, timeless elegance will let her know how much you treasure her.

appraise_text:
The lavender lace bridesmaid gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is lavender and is made of lace and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink fluffy purse
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This purse goes into overdrive with the fluff.  It has room inside for quite a lot of money, although it is a tad too fluffy to be reduced to such a mundane existence.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The pink fluffy purse is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is pink and is made of fluff and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: black velvet portrait dress
weight: 1lb
description:
The close-fitting black velvet of this floor-length dress offers subtle glints and highlights as it falls from the low-cut diva bodice, with its thin black ribbon shoulder straps and hourglass waist, to the mermaid skirt that swings and swirls, brushing the floor as the wearer walks.

appraise_text:
The black velvet portrait dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green and black chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length, light linen chiton has been dyed fern green at the neck slowly fading to black at the feet.  Unadorned otherwise, it flows gently around the body, allowing freedom of movement and simple grace.

appraise_text:
The green and black chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is fern green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: vintage top hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Tall and slim and somehow angular despite being composed entirely of arcs and circles, this black silk top hat is very much of the style worn by 'young bloods' in the Reve Adroit era of Quirm's history.  These gentlemen of impeccable family used to congregate in order to drink absinthe and pen satirical gazette pamphlets, which for some reason unknown to Gods or men often prominently featured lobsters.  The vintage top hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The vintage top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: bastard sword scabbard
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is made from hardened leather and designed to hold a bastard sword. There is a strip of soft leather that acts like a belt.  It's very similar to long sword and short sword scabbards.  It could sheathe a bastard sword.

appraise_text:
The bastard sword scabbard is about four and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow and orange sowrong
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long piece of light cloth, known as the sowrong in the native Genuan language, which can be wrapped into a very attractive skirt. This sowrong has a busy pattern of yellow bananananas and orange citrus fruits, with a peach fringe.

appraise_text:
The yellow and orange sowrong is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sabre scabbard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made from the finest Klatchian steel and bound with strips of black leather, this scabbard is designed to hold the curved blade of a sabre.  It could sheathe a sabre.

appraise_text:
The sabre scabbard is about three and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: delicate chiffon belly dancer veil with silver sequins
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Gossamer silver chiffon bedecked with miniature silver sequins make up this tiny little veil, fashioned perfectly to the proportions of a fruitbat.  It ties around the head, just above the snout, with delicate satin thread, mimicking the flirtatious veils of Klatchian belly dancers.

appraise_text:
The delicate chiffon belly dancer veil with silver sequins is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of chiffon and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: orange and black stripy tailed turban
weight: 1lb
description:
The long orange and black stripy tail that hangs from the back of this equally orange and black stripy turban is certainly eye catching.  Are those teeth you can see?  The orange and black stripy tailed turban has five inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The orange and black stripy tailed turban is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of tiger-skin and cloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of gold-edged pink geta
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This pair of pink silk geta come with their own pair of crisp white tabi to allow the wearer to slip into the v-shaped strap more easily.  The straps are made from gold cord, which also details the edges of the wooden soles.

appraise_text:
The pair of gold-edged pink geta is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pin
description: This is a small pin made of some silvery metal.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pin is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: spool of strong sinew thread
appraise_text: The spool of strong sinew thread is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small wooden spool, used for holding thread.  It is completely full.  You might be able to pull a bit off.


item_name: embroidery unpicker
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This strange little tool is used to unpick embroidery.  It has two prongs, one longer than the other.  The metal between the prongs is sharpened to cut threads.

appraise_text:
The embroidery unpicker is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: ninjato scabbard
description: This scabbard is designed especially for the ninjato. It could sheathe a ninjato.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ninjato scabbard is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: kodachi scabbard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is rather short and made from hardened leather.  It is attached to a strip of softer leather that could be tied around the waist like a belt.  It could sheathe a kodachi.

appraise_text:
The kodachi scabbard is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidery needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This needle has a small, delicate point which, while perfect for small amounts of embroidery, is useless for carrying out repairs.

appraise_text:
The embroidery needle is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: very small needle
description: This is a very small needle made of some silvery metal.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The very small needle is about an inch long and not very wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of soft black calf-length boots
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made from the finest sueded kidskin, falling in gentle rumpled folds, these boots have a low heel and just enough room for the traditional D'reg wedding knife to stay both safe and prominently visible.  It could sheathe a wedding knife.

appraise_text:
The pair of soft black calf-length boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of calf-length blue velvet boots
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Soft leather soles make the wearer's footsteps nearly soundless, and the stiffened velvet uppers provide plenty of support for walking, running, or dancing away the night, while a tiny pocket sewn into each calf makes sure no miserly or abusive husband can imprison the resourceful bride for long.   It could sheathe a lockpick.

appraise_text:
The pair of calf-length blue velvet boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: aquamarine silk vest
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Soft and clinging, shot through with dancing ripples of blue and green, this low-necked sleeveless silk vest has no adornment beyond the fabric itself.

appraise_text:
The aquamarine silk vest is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is aquamarine and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight black silk vest
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Soft and clinging, shot through with dancing ripples of indigo and garnet, this low-necked sleeveless silk vest has no adornment beyond the fabric itself.

appraise_text:
The midnight black silk vest is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long midnight black skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Tailored to fit closely around the hips, this ankle-length skirt flares out to a wide hem.  The depthless black silk, shot through with flashes of indigo and garnet, needs no decoration or adornment beyond the occasional teasing glimpse of the wearer's skin through the slit at the left-hand side.

appraise_text:
The long midnight black skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Gebra knife sheath
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The women of Gebra are great believers in dignity, tradition, feminine adornment, and the virtues of always having one more knife.  Accordingly, this particular arrangement of soft black calf-skin straps designed to keep a last hold-out weapon unsuspected and close to hand through a pocket or the thigh-slit in a skirt is quite common there.  It could sheathe a knife or dagger.

appraise_text:
The Gebra knife sheath is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
An elegant way to fasten an elegant cravat, these sharp-pointed silver pins bear a finely modelled polo player, bent low over the neck of his pony.


item_name: little white turban
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
An elasticated chinstrap keeps this white cotton turban from being displaced as the fruitbat flies.  Waving from the crown is a tiny bright blue-and-green parrot feather, and affixed to the front, just above the eyes, is a glittering ruby.  The turban sits atop the fruitbat's head, giving the little critter an aura of Djelian majesty.

appraise_text:
The little white turban is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fitted red coat
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
The soft wine-red wool, accentuated with black detailing and ornamented with gold braid, fits the wearer's form perfectly.  The turned-back V-cut collar is studded with small citrines, and golden tassels dangle from the wide-cut sleeves.  The front closes to the hip with a dozen small self-covered buttons, whilst the sides have been slit for comfort in movement.  The fitted red coat has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The fitted red coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: alligator belt
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a handcrafted alligator belt with a gold buckle.  The alligator hide is a lustrous dark green with faint gold lines running over it in a diamond pattern.  The craftsmanship is remarkable.

appraise_text:
The alligator belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: iron sun key
appraise_text: The iron sun key is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Found searching the AoA gardens.
description:
Crafted from wrought iron, the end of this key has been made to resemble a glorious sun, complete with rays.  On the face of the sun is an etching of two hammers crossing a staff.  It appears to have something written on it.  May the Brothers of the Anvil remain forever unknown.


item_name: blonde lace ruffled hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A delightful concoction of jaunty pale straw with ruffles of rare blonde lace across a wide brim makes this wedding hat a celebration.  Fit for the fashion maven who enjoys the attention she creates with her wit and style.

appraise_text:
The blonde lace ruffled hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is blonde and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: creamy satin garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a delicate creamy satin garter with fine lace trim.  It is detailed with satin ribbon that comes together in a bow with a small pink flower set in the middle.  It fits snugly around the thigh to hold up silk stockings, or just to tease.

appraise_text:
The creamy satin garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is cream and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather football
appraise_text: The leather football is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of leather.
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a marvellous leather football that goes gloing! when it bounces.  Simply hearing it makes you want to give it a great big kick to see how it'll fly.


item_name: huge rubber ball [horse ball]
appraise_text: The huge rubber ball is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of rubber.
weight: 3lb
description:
This deflated huge rubber ball would stand above waist height, far too large for most ball games.  It smells vaguely like horses, however - perhaps a horse might get some use out of it.  A round rubber handle sticks out from the top and a valve on the side allows it to be inflated.


item_name: lobster bib
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A white flannel bib with a picture of a smiling lobster on it.  No one knows exactly why these are given out to people attempting to eat lobsters, or even how they managed to make a creature without any discernible lips smile, but none the less, they are the staple attire of any good seafood restaurant.

appraise_text:
The lobster bib is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of flannel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: butcher's hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a white, round hat that keeps the blood off one's head or one's hair out of food, which is why it's so popular with cooks and other food industry professionals.  This particular one has a meat cleaver embroidered on the front, which makes it pretty clear it belongs to a butcher.

appraise_text:
The butcher's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink kitten carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its practical simplicity, this bag is comprised of a large square of icing pink carpet with a woven arabesque pattern in shades of raspberry pink, folded up and sewn together in the sides and embroidered with a pattern depicting adorable kittens in snow white and cream.  Sensible, yet roomy, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while one goes about one's business.  It is fairly large, and its closing mechanism is crafted from beech wood wrapped in cream leather.  The pink kitten carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The pink kitten carpetbag is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: white velvet and vermine robe
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe of white velvet and vermine, such as a wizard of the Sages of the Unbroken Circle would wear.  The white velvet and vermine robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The white velvet and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of platinum-framed spectacles
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of spectacles has been carefully made with platinum frames, showing their wearer to be a higher class of spectacle wearer.

appraise_text:
The pair of platinum-framed spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and platinum and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of square spectacles
description: This pair of spectacles has perfectly square lenses, perfect for looking very strict or studious.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of square spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: large white towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This large towel is made from white flannel and is very thick and soft.  It should be big enough to wrap around yourself to hide your modesty if you've nothing else to wear.

appraise_text:
The large white towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is white and is made of flannel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow foot towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This towel is a nice yellow.  Well, not really.  It's the sort of sickly yellow colour that is really horrible and makes it the type of towel that you'd only use for putting on the floor to stand on.

appraise_text:
The yellow foot towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is sickly yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: drill
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This is a hand tool for making holes in wood, metal or stone.  Pressing down on the smoothed end of the stock to apply pressure while turning the "U" shaped crankshaft causes the drill bit to rotate and bite into the material's surface at the same time.

appraise_text:
The drill is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: yellow duckling towel
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a big fluffy blue beach towel that has a picture of a big fat yellow duckling on its front.  The duckling is permanently caught in a state of mid-waddle, and it looks as though it might topple over at any moment.

appraise_text:
The yellow duckling towel is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large pearlescent white bottle
description: This is a large pearlescent white glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 2lb
appraise_text:
The large pearlescent white bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large light lilac bottle
description: This is a large light lilac glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 1 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large light lilac bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large monarch yellow bottle
description: This is a large monarch yellow glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large monarch yellow bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large crystalline amethyst bottle
description: This is a large crystalline amethyst glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 1 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large crystalline amethyst bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: carved wooden elephant
description: This is a small carved wooden elephant made from balsa wood and dyed a bright red colour.
weight: 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The carved wooden elephant is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Hello Monkey! mascot
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a soft cuddly caricature of the favourite Agatean children's hero, Hello Monkey!.  With big black button eyes, a yellow dot nose and the mildly disturbing lack of a mouth, the monkey doll has been dressed up in a cute little sailor costume, one cuff ending in a large fuzzy banana that has been sewn to his left hand.  He looks cute enough to cuddle all day long, and he is laundrable just in case you dribble on him in bed at night.

appraise_text:
The Hello Monkey! mascot is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: male fighter keyring
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small circle of steel on which one's keys can be attached, quite a useful item under most circumstances.  Dangling from it is a tiny statuette carved from jade, apparently a scale replica of the male statue which stands on one side of Champion Stadium's entrance.  He wields a tiny tetsubo threateningly over his tiny head, and looks poised to strike should any tiny aggressors threaten his tiny posterity.

appraise_text:
It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: female fighter keyring
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small circle of steel on which one's keys can be attached, quite a useful item under most circumstances.  Dangling from it is a tiny statuette carved from jade, apparently a scale replica of the female statue which stands on one side of Champion Stadium's entrance.  She wields a tiny naginata threateningly in both of her tiny hands, and looks poised to strike should any tiny aggressors threaten her tiny posterity.

appraise_text:
It is made of some unidentifiable material and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: amber bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Silver strands hold lumps of amber together to form a heavy bracelet.  In the lumps of amber you can see tiny insects, preserved for eternity.


item_name: marble
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a tiny glass sphere with a streak of colour in the centre.  They are used by children across the Disc to play a variety of simple games.

appraise_text:
The marble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bright [colour] flag
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A simple rectangle of gaudily bright green cloth on a short bamboo pole, this flag is of the type commonly sold to spectators at Champion Stadium, for the purpose of waving about in an enthusiastic manner and causing a general scene while at a fight.

appraise_text:
The bright green flag is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and cloth and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: kotsuzumi
weight: 1lb
description:
This drum is shaped like an hourglass and has a series of laces around its rim which pull the skin and travel down its length.  The kotsuzumi is held on the right shoulder while struck with the left hand and its tone is altered by squeezing the laces.

appraise_text:
The kotsuzumi is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the percussion family.


item_name: shiny whistle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This small metal device was first designed as a means for military commanders to communicate quickly with their troops.  Now, however, it is employed by spectators at Champion Stadium to make loud, shrill noises while watching the fights, perhaps in an attempt to distract the fighters into hilarious slips of the sword.

appraise_text:
The shiny whistle is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Hello Monkey! joystick
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long curved yellow banana.  It has little ridges along its length and, if it wasn't carved out of wood, it would look quite ripe.  A large logo of Hello Monkey! has been embossed on its lacquered surface.

appraise_text:
The Hello Monkey! joystick is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood.


item_name: Hello Monkey! scented plush toy
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a soft cuddly caricature of the favourite Agatean children's character, Hello Monkey!.  A small plush toy, complete with the mandatory big black button eyes, yellow dot nose and a mildly disturbing lack of a mouth, the monkey doll has been dressed up in a cute little red kimono, one cuff ending in a large fuzzy banana that has been sewn to his left hand.  He looks cute enough to cuddle all day long, and he is laundrable just in case you dribble on him in bed at night.  He is also scented and looks quite sniffable!

appraise_text:
The Hello Monkey! scented plush toy is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Champion Stadium mug
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This mug features a stylised picture of Champion Stadium on either side of the handle, showing a darkened profile of the hulking building with accentuated curved corners, backed by a blood-red Agatean sunset.

appraise_text:
The Champion Stadium mug is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: biwa
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
A short necked lute, triangular in shape that is designed to be played while held upright at a slight angle.  It has five frets and four strings which are played with a bachi.

appraise_text:
The biwa is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the stringed family.


item_name: striking stick
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This rounded stick is designed to be used with a dobachi, a bowl gong, to create clear, bright tones.  It is used to tap the gong for a short tone or it can create a longer, ringing tone when it is run around the dobachi's rim.

appraise_text:
The striking stick is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of etched golden chopsticks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long pair of tapered golden chopsticks that have been etched with Agatean writing that extends down their length.

appraise_text:
The pair of etched golden chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of silver chopsticks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long pair of tapered silver chopsticks that have been etched with long curvy lines extending down their length.

appraise_text:
The pair of silver chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of lacquered wooden chopsticks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long pair of long, tapered chopsticks that have been lacquered with a thick gloss over their pale wooden lengths.  At the very tip of each chopstick are blocky Agatean symbols.

appraise_text:
The pair of lacquered wooden chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of lacquered black chopsticks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long pair of lacquered black chopsticks that have had tiny Agatean symbols painted down their length in elaborate lettering.

appraise_text:
The pair of lacquered black chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: buffalo brooch
appraise_text: It is made of horn and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A tiny brooch, carved from ivory resembles a water buffalo.  It's not real ivory, of course, but buffalo horn, which is replaceable, but still attractive.


item_name: pair of googly-eye glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Two gruesome eyeballs are attached to the ends of two long silver springs, themselves attached to the lenses of a pair of black-framed glasses.  The springs sproing all over the place, and the eyeballs bounce and dangle in the way only a ten-year-old boy can fully appreciate.

appraise_text:
The pair of googly-eye glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: leopard skin
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made with an absolute minimum of tailoring from the gorgeously patterned skin of a Howondalandish leopard, this garment covers the wearer from collarbones to upper thighs, but barely.  It was probably rather less indecent on the original owner.

appraise_text:
The leopard skin is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brightly coloured harlequin outfit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This loose, brightly coloured outfit is made from silk and velvet.  The material is a motley pattern, large triangles of reds, blacks and purples.  The trousers are loose, and a large ruff surrounds the throat of the wearer.  This outfit covers the wearer from neck to ankles.

appraise_text:
The brightly coloured harlequin outfit is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of velvet and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: key-patterned ivory silk corset
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This low-cut corset, with its deep ivory silk panels and whale ivory boning, shimmers gently in the light, and the deep sienna key patterns circling it at breast and hip seem to march an endless path around the wearer's body.

appraise_text:
The key-patterned ivory silk corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: glass ink well of [colour] ink
weight: 112.5 g
description:
This ink well is a small glass bottle with a wide mouth and a close-fitting stopper.  Helpfully, it's got a little plaque on the side saying "INK" in big letters, so you don't forget.  The glass ink well of [colour] ink is completely full with two ounces of [colour] ink.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The glass ink well of black ink is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: Impie
weight: 1lb
description:
This is an Impie, a furry little animal thing that fails to resemble any known animal.  It's got great big eyes and a hinged mouth, all ready to chat at you.  The Impie is known for its special talent of picking up the things people say and repeating them.  It looks like it desperately wants to be "tickled".

appraise_text:
The Impie is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: oyster fork
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Designed especially for eating oysters, this small, wide fork with long, thin tines.  The bottom half of the tines have been fused together, creating something not unlike a spork.

appraise_text:
The oyster fork is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: ivory lace wedding dress
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful lace dress with a fine lace and silk bodice and overflowing skirts that drag beautifully along the ground.  It is made completely of ivory coloured silk and lace and has little pearls hung in strings all along the torso.  It is sure to be the crowning achievement of the person who made this dress.

appraise_text:
The ivory lace wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red evening dress
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Ruby red silk has been crafted into a stunning evening dress.  The fabric around the legs has slashes of blood-red material showing in the loose pleats.  The low-cut top has been carefully fashioned to make the most of even the flattest chest, while still maintaining the dignity of the wearer.

appraise_text:
The red evening dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ruby red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long dark leather cloak
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long dark leather cloak.  It's so dark that it's hard to imagine anything darker.  Light falling on it seems to be sucked in and sent to another dimension.  It doesn't even emit black body radiation.  The long dark leather cloak has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The long dark leather cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: plain grey skirt
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a plain grey skirt that comes down to the knees... at least if you're an average sized schoolgirl.  It has been designed with functionality very much in mind, with not so much a ruffle or a pleat to draw the eye.  Not a single concession to fashion has been made, making it durable and as intrinsicly attractive as a potato sack.

appraise_text:
The plain grey skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine crimson linen outer robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an expensive looking robe in a soft, fine linen which is a beautiful crimson colour.  It is meant to be worn over an under robe with a girdle.  It is part of the ceremonial outfit of a wizard of the Ancient Order of the Demiurgical Djinn Diviners.

appraise_text:
The fine crimson linen outer robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is crimson and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: sage mask
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The mask is carved out of thick, heavy black lacquer to look like a kindly old sage with a round face.  It is apparently used to call the knowledge of the deceased to help the still-living.

appraise_text:
The sage mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of lacquer and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold friendship bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a wonderfully designed gold bracelet.  Small threads of silver are twined between links of pure gold.  On closer inspection, the head of a dragon is carefully imprinted on one of the links of the bracelet.  Only a true friend would deserve a bracelet like this.


item_name: jade frog ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
This gold ring has a small, bowl-shaped circle on the top.  Inside the bowl is a diamond which gives the impression of water.  A small, jade-green frog with beady lapis lazuli eyes is sitting on the diamond.


item_name: yellow stone ring
appraise_text: It is made of stone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This ring is carved from a yellow stone and polished to a high sheen.  It emits a slight octarine glow.


item_name: mink coat
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
This luxuriant mink coat will keep you warm in the depths of winter, or in summertime up in the Ramtops.

appraise_text:
The mink coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black glove
description: This is the black glove of Death. He wears it to work. In fact he wears it all the time.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black glove is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: light grey cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A light grey cotton kesa or robe, stitched in the "buffalo field" pattern.  A deep, dark abyss has been painted onto the back of the robe, the symbolism of which is unclear, except it seems to be partially filled with multicoloured fluff.  The light grey cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The light grey cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of gauzy red trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These wide-legged trousers, gathered at waist and ankle, are made from thin, shimmering silk.  The gauzy fabric has been dyed in a rippling pattern of a dozen different shades of red, ranging from the colour of a flame's edge to the subtle almost-black one sees at the edge of the sky after the sunset.

appraise_text:
The pair of gauzy red trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: priest's robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This looks like a robe that must belong to a high-ranking priest in the church of Khefin.  You know this because there is a picture of Khefin on the back.  It looks like it isn't very sturdy but it's made of fine silk and is in the lovely colours of purple and gold.  It looks like it can be worn over other clothing and armours at that.

appraise_text:
The priest's robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Klatchian Foreign Legion Groom's sign [discreet sign]
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small sign, designed to be worn as a badge by someone who needs to remember something.  Written in block capitals:  YOU ARE THE GROOM.

appraise_text:
The discreet sign is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of feather white stockings
weight: 40 g
description:
This pair of opaque silk stockings gives off an aura of innocence.  Smooth, light and comfortable-looking, they look like just the thing to wear for a lazy evening at home, if one were the type to wear silk stockings for lazy evenings at home.  For some reason, their pure white colour reminds you of a bird's feathers.

appraise_text:
The pair of feather white stockings is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is feather white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk cummerbund
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a cummerbund made from a strip of ruffled black silk.  It is worn around the waist like a belt as part of a formal ensemble.

appraise_text:
The black silk cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep orange silk satchel
weight: 2lb
description:
The satchel is made of a warm orange coloured silk.  Durable and harsh to the touch, it will help you store a thing or two.  The deep orange silk satchel has two main pockets and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The deep orange silk satchel is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is deep orange and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: pair of deep blue silk trousers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Midnight blue, shiny, silk of the best quality was used for this pair of trousers.  The seams are in a deep grey coloured thread adding some smartness to them.  The pair of deep blue silk trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of deep blue silk trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: black silk coat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The coat is made in a narrow pattern and its hem is just above the knees.  The stiff shirt collar and the shiny black buttons give it an air of authority.  The black silk coat has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black silk coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of grey silk shoes
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The simple silk shoes, look more like socks with soles than anything else.  This pair has black, zig-zag seams and black leather soles for durability, comfort and style.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey silk shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of deep red silk mules
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These mules have a square tip and low heels.  The deep red silk is adorned with discreet embroidery, also in red, depicting a dragon.  They look very comfortable and elegant.

appraise_text:
The pair of deep red silk mules is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is deep red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of silver grey silk mules
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of mules is made of a shiny, silver grey silk.  They hug the toes and are comfortable to walk in.  Just where the upper part of the mules come to an end, tiny pearls have been sewed on the edge.

appraise_text:
The pair of silver grey silk mules is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is silver grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: geisha costume wig
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: a4a93b269a40e4b3ea721d61580553c7be44c6ea
description:
This wig is an attempt to copy the elaborate geisha hairdos.  From a distance it looks beautiful, all piled up, shining with wax and held up with delicate combs with red paper flowers dangling from them.  Close up, however, it seems to be made of horsehair.

appraise_text:
The geisha costume wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: light yellow silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The powdery yellow silk is stitched into this simple yet exquisite kimono.  The back is adorned with the embroidery of snowed mountain tops.  The light yellow silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The light yellow silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: sheer black kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Silk spun to the point of translucence, this is definitely an item of leisure.  A delicate webbing of sheer black thread winds its way across the fabric, complimenting and completing this kimono with a sea of spider-webbed silk.  The sheer black kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The sheer black kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: green silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The deep green silk of this kimono is merely the host to a heavy embroidery.  Peacocks lazily stroll around the hem and on the back.  The colourful stitches that they are made of are soft and shiny.  The green silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The green silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of pearl white silk sandals
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sandals have high heels and look the type to be worn once and then never again.  The white strap of padded silk has a faint blue embroidery motif of tiny nightingales.

appraise_text:
The pair of pearl white silk sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered silk lotus cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Small, pink stitches compose some lotuses on this cushion.  The silk is dyed in a light blue colour reminiscent of a pond.

appraise_text:
The embroidered silk lotus cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: ornamental silk cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The cushion is decorated with silk tassels, glossy beads and embroidery constructing a very unique result.

appraise_text:
The ornamental silk cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: embroidered silk dragon cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A fearsome dragon is embroidered on the cushion.  Strong red and deep blue elegant stitches make up his body.  The background is in soft, light blue depicting a calm lake.

appraise_text:
The embroidered silk dragon cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: silk cushion
description: A delicate looking cushion dressed with fine silk material.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The silk cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: juicy melon
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 14 4/9 lb
description:
This is a large juicy melon.  It looks like the sort of fruit that will spend most of its time dripping off your chin as you try to eat it.


item_name: plump tomato
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely plump tomato.  It looks very tasty, and would probably go down a treat with some ham.


item_name: dustbin
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This dustbin is made from a single sheet of thin metal hammered in the centre to form a stable base.  The sides of the bin are formed by the remainder of the original piece rising vertical.  Big enough to accommodate everyday household waste, it has been spared every attempt at making it pleasing to the eye.  A wooden circular lid is attached with a piece of rope.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The dustbin is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of metal and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: waste paper bin
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a small waste bin, ideal for the disposal of pieces of paper and other small items perhaps found in a study or office.  Constructed from four panels of toughened bull hide painted a dark ochre with a small square wooden base dictating the tapered square design.   It is open.

appraise_text:
The waste paper bin is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: wok
weight: 5lb
description:
A very heavy and solid looking wok, with a sturdy wooden handle, this looks like it could last for years.

appraise_text:
The wok is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: stick of [colour] camouflage paint
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A stick of [colour] camouflage paint.  It could be applied to your face for that extra touch of Cool.  It has about nine applications left.

appraise_text:
The stick of [colour] camouflage paint is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: honeycomb corset
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The simple, sturdy, ivy-green linen of this corset, high-cut at hip and bust, has been embroidered with golden-yellow honeysuckle blossoms, around which realistically depicted bees bumble and twirl.

appraise_text:
The honeycomb corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is ivy green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scandalously tight white lace knickers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The thin white lace of these rather flimsy and impractical knickers, cut high at the waist and extending far down the hip, shows a pattern of snowdrops and roses, intertwined in gentle arcs.

appraise_text:
The pair of scandalously tight white lace knickers is about four inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rice cooker
weight: 6 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large, heavy rice cooker, made of metal with a copper base for speedier cooking.  It would be perfect for cooking for a large number of people.

appraise_text:
The rice cooker is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of copper and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: piece of plain tissue paper
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely big piece of plain tissue paper.  It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  Try wrapping up your gift in it.

appraise_text:
The piece of plain tissue paper is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 25 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: flat paper box
description: This is a flat thin box designed for holding loose sheets of paper. It is open.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The flat paper box is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: silver dragon earring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The silver earring is made to look as if biting the ear of the one that wears it.  The dragon's eyes are emerald green.


item_name: dragon charm necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Small, silver links joined together into a thin chain.  The silver head of a dragon hangs from the middle of the chain, staring at you with its ruby eyes.


item_name: silver dragon bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The silver bracelet is made to look like a dragon circling and biting its own tail.  The dragon's eyes are emerald green.


item_name: dragon bangle
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The bangle is made from silver and it depicts a dragon coiling up.  The scales are carved on the silver in detail and the claws are sharp like real ones.


item_name: mounting plaque
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
A wooden escutcheon with a pair of hooks that are capable of holding just about anything to put it on the wall.  There is nothing mounted on this plaque.

appraise_text:
The mounting plaque is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: porcelain lion box
weight: 2lb
description:
Looking from a distance this pair of cobalt-washed porcelain lions stand statuesquely upon their pedestal, but upon lifting them from their perch, a spacious box is revealed in their base.  This is a perfect piece for decorating and keeping small objects close at hand when not much room for storage is available.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The porcelain lion box is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: tabletop bonsai mountain
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The most testing form of bonsai, bonsai mountains are tended to mainly by the History Monks and other very, very long-lived persons who don't mind waiting a thousand years to see what happens next.  This bonsai mountain has been trained to rise up in a stunning plateau that is crowned with a dusting of dense green foliage.

appraise_text:
The tabletop bonsai mountain is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: bonsai mountain valley
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The most testing form of bonsai, bonsai mountains are tended to mainly by the History Monks and other very, very long-lived persons who don't mind waiting a thousand years to see what happens next.  This bonsai mountain valley has been carefully trained so that a tiny trickle of water runs through the craggy tree-starved peaks that rise up on either side.

appraise_text:
The bonsai mountain valley is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: lotus-shaped lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The delicate little lantern is shaped to resemble a lotus.  The thin rice paper is not dyed, which makes it look fragile.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The lotus-shaped lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: square lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small square lantern.  It is made of rice paper.  Its square shape makes it look cool and interesting.  The paper is a light blue colour and should produce a fair amount of light.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The square lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: ornamental lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The lantern is decorated with golden threads that are glued carefully on the brown, rice paper.  The threads are shaped to resemble a dragon.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The ornamental lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: cylindrical lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The lantern is tubular in shape thus long and round.  The rice paper is rather thick and uncoloured.  A small green frog sitting on a lotus leaf is painted on one side.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The cylindrical lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: oak bonsai tree
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This tree has deep green leaves, from the depths of spring.  It is planted in an ornate brown pot with four ceramic legs.  The tree itself is on a definite lean, like it has been growing against a fierce wind since it was young.  Gnarled roots grow out on the side, away from the angle of the trunk lean, to support its weight.  The trunk has knobbly bits on its side where branches have been cut away, and is bare until the upper reaches, where it spreads out to form a canopy over the pot.

appraise_text:
The oak bonsai tree is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pair of metal chopsticks
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A pair of metal chopsticks.  They're more for decoration than anything, as you wouldn't really want to eat with them.  In fact you can  almost hear your mother's voice saying "You'll put someone's eye out with that!" as you look at them.

appraise_text:
The pair of metal chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: dragonhead ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The ring is made from the finest sterling silver and has been shaped into the form of a brilliantly coiled and scaled dragon's head.  Little ruby eyes glint and glitter in the light, shining darkly from within.


item_name: heart-shaped lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This lantern is especially made so that you can give it to a loved one (don't forget to light it first or the meaning would be lost).  It is shaped like a heart and is dyed in a strong fuchsia colour.  The rice paper appears to be thick enough to write on!  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The heart-shaped lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: clay pot
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A plain white clay pot.  The interior is unadorned, but the outside is covered in tiny flower petals.

appraise_text:
The clay pot is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: vine-covered bowl
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Vines, thin and thick, twist and braid across this round-bottomed bowl.  There appear to be eight separate varieties, each characterised by a different type of stem, leaf and fruit.  The fruits themselves are all types that do not actually exist, such as the bananapple, pomegranorange and collardmelon.  Behind the vines, there is the barest hint of a trellis, and even further in the background, there seems to be a farmhouse.

appraise_text:
The vine-covered bowl is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 4 shots.


item_name: Ming vase
weight: 4lb
description:
The vase is made from fine paper-thin white Ming porcelain, standing about waist-high (if your waist is over two feet from the ground).  The exterior is printed in light blue ink with a scene of a cherry orchard in spring, just after the blossoms have fallen from the trees.  A well sits in the middle, half-shrouded in this snow of petals, with a peasant girl beside it, drawing water.

appraise_text:
The Ming vase is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: cloud-pattern jar
weight: 4lb
description:
A white porcelain jar with fine blue tracery on it, it has three wispy clouds drawn on it in thin lines.  They are positioned to wrap completely around the pot, creating a semblance of infinite space.  The neck is extremely narrow, and would probably only admit liquids.

appraise_text:
The cloud-pattern jar is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: elegant [colour] bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Stiffly reinforced by boning, this elegantly simple [colour] bodice is cut in neat, clean lines that won't distract from the wearer's physique.  A row of tiny self-covered buttons runs up the back to fasten it.  The elegant [colour] bodice has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The elegant [colour] bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is [colour] and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: spectacles case
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a small leather case designed to hold eyeglasses.  It is suspended on a length of cord so that it might be worn around the neck.  The spectacles case has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The spectacles case is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: elegant diamond nipple ring
appraise_text: It is made of steel and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A delicate loop of plain, polished steel, fastened at the base with a silver bead inset with a small diamond cut in the old Quirmian style, this nipple ring has an old-fashioned air of restrained elegance.


item_name: pearly pink silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The powdery colour of this kimono glows softly dazzling you.  Pearly pink and shining like pearls from the deep sea.  The back side is embroidered with dark pink lotuses that look as if floating.  The pearly pink silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pearly pink silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pearly pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: blue silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
The kimono is made from light blue, dull silk.  It is adorned with the embroidered scenery of Hung Hung's cherry trees in full bloom.  The soft pink stitches stroke the silk tenderly.  The blue silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The blue silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: farmstead bowl
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A small round-bottomed bowl, designed to hold soft rice, it has a drawing in thick blue lines of a small farmer's cottage, with sagging thatched roof, wood stacked around the walls and fields stretching off in three directions, while in the fourth, there is impassable forest.  The farmer and his family can be seen toiling in the field in the background, while even farther in the distance, a mountain range stretches up through the clouded sky.

appraise_text:
The farmstead bowl is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 4 shots.


item_name: mountain bowl
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The drawing on the bowl is done in perspective, as if looking up from within a ring of mountains.  The peaks stretch almost to the centre of the dish, forming an impassable ring through which only a speck of sky is visible.  In that bit of sky, there is a tiny dot amongst the clouds which, on closer inspection, appears to be a dragon.

appraise_text:
The mountain bowl is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 4 shots.


item_name: dragon bowl
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A coiled and twisting dragon runs through the centre and around the sides of this round-bottomed bowl.  Clouds dot the bits of the sky that don't hold dragon, forming a bulging, turning pattern, contrasting finely-drawn blue scales and feathers against wispy puffs of white.  The dragon's head and neck are arched up and bent backward until they lie against its body, so that it is looking directly down its own spine.

appraise_text:
The dragon bowl is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: red lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small red lantern.  It is made of rice paper and is round.  It can be held by a string and will produce a fair amount of light.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The red lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: star-shaped lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The star-shaped lantern is probably inspired by the sky the Agatean citizens stare at at night secretly wishing to be able to run free outside the Wall.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The star-shaped lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: round shaped silk cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A delicate looking cushion dressed with fine silk material shaped to be round.  It is soft and fluffy.

appraise_text:
The round shaped silk cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: dark blue silk cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The dark blue silk cushion is adorned with small pearl white beads.  The seams that hold the beads in place are discreet and look fragile.

appraise_text:
The dark blue silk cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: embroidered silk peacock cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Two large, embroidered peacocks adorn the cushion in deep green colours.  The red, silk background seems out of place though and gives you some unsettling vibes.

appraise_text:
The embroidered silk peacock cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: square shaped silk cushion
description: A delicate looking cushion dressed with fine silk material shaped to a square.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The square shaped silk cushion is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: blood red silk cushion
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The blood red cushion is unsettling for your eyes, yet you cannot seem to take your eyes off it.  Its thick, exquisite quality of silk promises many nights of comfortable lounging.

appraise_text:
The blood red silk cushion is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cloth and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: carnation boutonniere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely boutonniere composed of a single white carnation.  Pinned onto a man's breast pocket, it makes a simple and elegant addition to any formal outfit.

appraise_text:
The carnation boutonniere is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: red rose boutonniere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely boutonniere composed of a single red rose.  Pinned onto a man's breast pocket, it makes a simple and elegant addition to any formal outfit.

appraise_text:
The red rose boutonniere is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bamboo necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and bamboo and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Exquisitely carved bamboo beads dangle gently from the silver strands surrounding this beautiful necklace.  Each bead is shaped like the mascots of the Agatean families: a lotus blossom, a water buffalo, a tiger, a crane and a koi carp. Such an item would be prized by anyone loyal to the Empire.  It emits a slight octarine glow.


item_name: extra-large Happi coat
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is an extra-large Happi coat made for those of a much larger frame, like Tsimo wrestlers or wizards.  It is extra wide and hence makes for an excellent lounging robe.  This coat includes a matching waist tie.  It also has two large sleeves which double up as pockets.  The extra-large Happi coat has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The extra-large Happi coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: deep purple hooded bathrobe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very warm and comfortable bathrobe in the classical kimono style.  One would need an awful lot of willpower to not wrap oneself in it and sigh happily at the warmth and comfort.  It is of a deep purple, luxury velour-like cotton.  A wide hood features prominently at the top, allowing the wearer to conceal features and dry the hair at the same time.  It looks ideal for skulking in the shadows on top of balconies or for wearing before an especially intensive bit of naked lawnmowing.  The deep purple hooded bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The deep purple hooded bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: golden lemur [talker]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small statuette of a lemur, crafted from some of the vast amounts of gold found in the Agatean empire.  It is no bigger than the palm of your hand.  Some clips on the back suggest you could wear it.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.

appraise_text:
The golden lemur is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rubber and gold and could be worn as armour.


item_name: gold-stitched skirt
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
Made of dark, heavy fabric, the simple embroidery on this skirt marks it as belonging to a peasant, as does the fact that the stitching is in cheap gold thread, as opposed to a more expensive material.  The gold-stitched skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The gold-stitched skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pink silk fundoshi
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This appears to be a pair of fundoshi that would be worn by a Circle Sea assassin trying to blend in to Auriental culture.  They are padded pink silk and attempt simultaneously to reduce chafing and give the wearer the size that they might be lacking.  Actually, they look like a silk bag full of potatoes.

appraise_text:
The pink silk fundoshi is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stone teahouse lamp
weight: 1lb
description:
Shaped like an Agatean teahouse, this lantern creates a peaceful ambiance of Auriental tradition in your home as it casts a beautiful soft glow through its calligraphed rice paper windows.  Exquisitely handcrafted in the shape of an Agatean teahouse, the front door of the lantern swings open to reveal the tealight inside.  There is nothing on the stone teahouse lamp.

appraise_text:
The stone teahouse lamp is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: tourist guide
weight: between 4/9 lb and 5/9 lb
description:
This shiny new tourist guide has been written specifically to help newcomers to Bes Pelargic find their way around, see the sights and avoid the perils of any big city.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed tourist guide is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: red rose wedding posy
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a romantic-looking bouquet that has been tightly bound up at the stems to make it easier for the bride to hold.  Two dozen red roses show their dewy petals in its heart, interspersed with long tendrils of fern leaves and long white ribbons that hang down and flutter in any breeze.  

appraise_text:
The red rose wedding posy is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: wedding posy of pink peonies
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large bunch of pearly white peonies that have been fringed with a passionate pink colour around their petals' edges.  Crowned with several long lengths of wild grass and bequeathed with a small number of cranberry branches, this bouquet would serve a blushing bride to be very well.

appraise_text:
The wedding posy of pink peonies is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: seahorse rice paper fan lamp
weight: 1lb
description:
A tabletop lamp, the pewter base of this lantern extends up into an oval shade which dangles precariously around the stem of the lamp.  The shade is made of green-tinged rice paper, which has been painted with delicate strokes by a wide fan brush.  On the shade lie several blue and brown seahorses which dance perpetually in an nonexistent current.  There is nothing on the seahorse rice paper fan lamp.

appraise_text:
The seahorse rice paper fan lamp is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: traditional black shoji lamp
weight: 1lb
description:
Standing four feet high, this floor lamp has been constructed shoji-style, with its tiled shade sitting atop four oaken legs.  Translucent rice paper panelling checkers its shade, lined with honey-coloured oak slats.  The clean and simple lines of the shoji lamp would enlighten any room and bring harmony to its arrangement.  There is nothing on the traditional black shoji lamp.

appraise_text:
The traditional black shoji lamp is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: green seaweed paper lamp
weight: 1lb
description:
A tabletop lamp, the pewter base of this lantern extends up into an oval shade which dangles precariously around the stem of the lamp.  The shade is made of cobalt blue-tinged rice paper, which has been painted with delicate strokes by a wide fan brush.  On the shade lie thick strands of forest green seaweed and pink puffs of beautiful coral.  There is nothing on the green seaweed paper lamp.

appraise_text:
The green seaweed paper lamp is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: cricket bat
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
Traditionally, the noble gentlemanly game of cricket is played with a three-foot length of white willow, planed and polished and oiled with linseed.  A neat and unobtrusive maker's mark might sit at the base of the blade, but no gentleman - or even player - would dream of purchasing a bat from anyone except Wystanly & Murcherson of Sto Lat.

appraise_text:
The cricket bat is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of thick cushy socks
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Extra warm and extra thick, these cushy socks are bound to make your toes happy.  They've been skilfully knitted from soft, black wool.

appraise_text:
The pair of thick cushy socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey cardigan
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This is a very dull and unimaginative cardigan and probably just the sort of thing someone got for Hogwatch.  It's grey with a rolled collar, big pockets, and some black buttons down the front.  The grey cardigan has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The grey cardigan is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: spiky combat knife
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This knife would be a prize possession to anyone who reads a lot of weaponry magazines.  The blade consists of a long sharp bottom edge, while the top edge is serrated for all your sawing needs.  The grip is wrapped in shagreen leather, with a narrow hand guard looping from quillons to pommel.  Emerging from this hand guard is a row of long steel spikes, looking vicious and offering a handful of opportunity in case an opponent gets a little too close for comfort.

appraise_text:
The spiky combat knife is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: brutal-looking barbed dagger
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
The long blade of this dagger is curved, and features a number of barbed notches and twisting hooks along its length, which threaten to make a gory mess of any flesh unfortunate enough to come into contact with it.  The hilt is made of polished ebony, contrasting with the shiny grey steel of the blade.  While it may not be the most practical of daggers, it certainly looks intimidating and brutal.

appraise_text:
The brutal-looking barbed dagger is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: occult silver ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6 g
description:
This silver ring has been engraved with occult designs, such as mystic runes, stick-men wielding sticks and ferocious stick-bats, flying through the air propelled by the flapping of their stick-wings.


item_name: [adjective] oil painting
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a painting drawn in oil paint on cotton canvas.   [these paintings have a number of randomised elements forming one of many possible images]

appraise_text:
The [adjective] oil painting is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: [adjective] watercolour painting
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a painting drawn in watercolour paint on a wooden tablet.  [these paintings have a number of randomised elements forming one of many possible images]

appraise_text:
The [adjective] watercolour painting is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: sequinned wizard's hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A floppy pointed hat, once covered in sequins, but now balding.  It would be completely appropriate for a balding wizard.  The sequinned wizard's hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The sequinned wizard's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: "The Traveller's Rest" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a white t-shirt commemorating a Djelian inn that's popular with adventurers.   In black "The Traveller's Rest" is printed on the front, against a dodgy yellow sketch of a pyramid.

appraise_text:
The "The Traveller's Rest" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black lace balconette bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Consisting of black lace over fine silk, this is an elegant balconette style bra. The demi cups have been padded discreetly to enhance the wearer's natural assets.

appraise_text:
The black lace balconette bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: striped tiger tail
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful, snow white tail ringed and patterned by black stripes.  Four feet of immaculately kept fur seems to flow like water as it sways this way and that.  It almost seems to have a mind of its own.

appraise_text:
The striped tiger tail is about four feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: summer's night bolero jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Simple and elegant in cut, this jacket barely reaches to the bottom of the wearer's shoulder-blades.  The glossy silk, the colour of an August night by the sea, has been densely patterned with abstract embroidery in matching thread, and a half-dozen rosettes of dark blue sapphires adorn the surface.

appraise_text:
The summer's night bolero jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sea blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: designer purse
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This really is a magnificent purse.  There are sub-pockets and hidden compartments all over it.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The designer purse is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: colourful dull coloured skirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a colourful dull coloured skirt, most commonly worn by professional dancers, or at least the more expensive ones.  Made from a thin tranluscent silk, the skirt is decorated with small metal discs held on by short pieces of string, allowing the wearer to attract attention to themselves as they walk (or dance) around potential customers.

appraise_text:
The colourful dull coloured skirt is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is dull coloured and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather hat with a fishnet veil
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This small, stylish, boxy hat is designed to sit at a jaunty angle on the wearer's head, letting the gauzy black fishnet veil drape attractively over the upper half of their face. All in all, it looks ideal for attending the funeral of one's married lover, or possibly their wedding.

appraise_text:
The black leather hat with a fishnet veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long black velvet cloak
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This long velvet cloak is suave and sophisticated, but above all, black.  It's just the thing for a lurker about town.  The long black velvet cloak has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The long black velvet cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: red satin dress
weight: 5lb
description:
Made from the softest of satins, this dress gathers below the bust, and falls from there in gentle folds of fabric.  The bust is cupped in embroidered satin that curves to cover the shoulders.  It is coloured in deep red, reflecting the light to emphasise movements.

appraise_text:
The red satin dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine paint brush
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a fine paint brush, suitable for applying paint to dry surfaces such as the walls of a house.  The handle is for holding it, and the bristles are for spreading the paint.

appraise_text:
The fine paint brush is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: large paint brush
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large paint brush, suitable for applying paint to dry surfaces such as the walls of a house.  The handle is for holding it, and the bristles are for spreading the paint.

appraise_text:
The large paint brush is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: medium basket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This medium sized basket has been made by weaving strips of reed in and out until finished.  It's a fine example of local craftsmanship that would grace any tomb.

appraise_text:
The medium basket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of reeds and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: small basket
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Strips of reed gathered from the banks of the river Djel have been woven together to create this small basket. 

appraise_text:
The small basket is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of reeds and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of pruning shears
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of small, but vicious looking, pruning shears of the type used by perfectionist gardeners to clip just that straw of grass leaning the wrong way or the single leaf on a bush that disturbs the symmetry.

appraise_text:
The pair of pruning shears is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: wooden spear
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This oddly-crafted wooden spear has no spearhead; or rather, the spearhead is made out of a natural bulge in the end of the shaft, sharpened to a wincingly sharp point.  It seems strange that this is a spear made entirely of wood.

appraise_text:
The wooden spear is about five feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: D'reg wedding necklace
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is an amazing necklace worn by D'regian women throughout the Klatchian desert and is made in a chainmail style with tiny gems interwoven throughout.  It is traditionally given by fathers to their daughters on the day of their weddings.

appraise_text:
The D'reg wedding necklace is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of Klatchian steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: plate
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made plate, of the sort usually used to serve meals in pubs and restaurants.  You could probably eat from it, if it contained food.  There is nothing on the plate.

appraise_text:
The plate is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 5 pounds.


item_name: sterling silver dinner knife
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely sterling silver dinner knife that has been carefully crafted with gentle lines and curves which ease down its handle.  Elegant and practical, this knife would look good sitting on most contemporary dinner tables.

appraise_text:
The sterling silver dinner knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: sterling silver dinner fork
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely sterling silver dinner fork that has been carefully crafted with gentle lines and curves which ease down its handle.  Elegant and practical, this fork look good sitting on most contemporary dinner tables.

appraise_text:
The sterling silver dinner fork is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: jewelled ivory dagger scabbard
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from thin-carved ivory, smooth and slightly curved along its length, this scabbard hangs from a gold chain around the wearer's waist, riding low on the hip.  Cabochon-cut emeralds glimmer from a band of beaten gold around the throat and from the matching tip, and a small golden plaque bears the sigil of Ket, Ibis-Headed God of Justice.  It could sheathe a dagger or knife.

appraise_text:
The jewelled ivory dagger scabbard is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of ivory and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tube of waterproof glue
weight: between 3/9 lb and 4/9 lb
description:
A small tube of waterproof glue.  This is the type of glue that would be perfect for making things waterproof.  You'd better not squeeze it too hard, though, as the glue is already dripping through the bottom of the tube.

appraise_text:
The tube of waterproof glue is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pair of bejewelled sandals
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These black soled sandals are hugely impractical, held to the foot with only a piece of leather over the top of the foot.  The leather has been covered with beautiful jewels and embroidery, decorated with attention to detail.

appraise_text:
The pair of bejewelled sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: traditional D'reg wedding knife
weight: 1lb
description:
Short, slightly curved, and sharpened to a razor's edge on both sides of the blade, the klatchian steel blade of this ivory-hilted knife carries a pattern of blooming flowers in the metal.  No mere ornament, it is traditionally worn by a D'reg bride to signify that she does not come unarmed and helpless to her marriage, and that anyone who tries to interrupt the ceremony is going to regret it.

appraise_text:
The traditional D'reg wedding knife is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: Klatchian head ornament
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Intertwined silver forms an intricate meshwork into a long rectangular shape.  Silver beads have been placed in each section of mesh before the entire thing is finished in a triangular plate of silver inset with rubies.  This Klatchian head ornament was traditionally worn by women on festive occasions and attached to the head covering or shawl with an additional chain that would suspend it on the side of the head.


item_name: golden snake bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This bracelet depicts a snake biting its own tail.  Why snakes do that all the time is unknown, but the important aspect is that it looks nice.  The snake's eyes consist of two tiny rubies and its scales are alternating smooth and rough, giving it a glittering look.


item_name: sterling silver teaspoon
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely sterling silver teaspoon that has been carefully crafted with gentle lines and curves which ease down its handle.  Elegant and practical, this spoon would look good sitting on most contemporary dinner tables.

appraise_text:
The sterling silver teaspoon is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of richly-embroidered boots
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These soft leather ankle boots have been dyed a rich dark blue, and embroidered all across the uppers with twisting, curling patterns in gold thread.  The soles are made of thin, tough leather, and the upturned, pointed toes have been decorated with small gold balls.

appraise_text:
The pair of richly embroidered boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is dark blue and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: red and gold plumed hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This round flame-red hat consists mostly of a thick padded roll, wrapped with gold cord, and a thin bundle of peacock feathers, nodding and swaying with the wearer's movement, perfect for emphasising grand gestures or for doffing to a lady with a sweeping bow.

appraise_text:
The red and gold plumed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey silk top hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a top hat made from fine silk coloured a subtle shade of light grey.  It would go well with a morning suit, although it is so well tailored you could probably wear it with anything.

appraise_text:
The grey silk top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is light grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather greatcoat
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
Dramatically flaring and swirling with the wearer's movements, the velvet-soft leather shows subtle streaks of midnight blue and elusive silver glints like faint stars before the dawn.  Layered rain-capes cover the shoulders, and the turned-back cuffs and high collar bear intricate looping patterns of silver braid.  The black leather greatcoat has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black leather greatcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: shiny gold vest top
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Long and sleeveless, this shiny silk vest top is the epitome of style.  A detailed floral pattern has been embroidered around the base and around the low neck line.

appraise_text:
The shiny gold vest top is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: padded leather jacket
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a thick jacket made of dark brown leather.  This jacket stuffed with down and stitched with patterns of leaves all along its front.  The arms are stitched with a more diamond pattern all the way down to the cuffs.

appraise_text:
The padded leather jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: violet feather boa
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lush boa made from the finest ostrich feathers, bleached and then dyed pale shade of violet.  From the house of Madame Dawning, this boa lends the air of spring flowers and refreshment to the outfit of its wearer.

appraise_text:
The violet feather boa is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is violet and is made of feathers and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pottery brush
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This brush is perfect for applying stains or glazes to pots.  The brush is made from strong camel hairs and the tip is pointed so it can be used to sign pots or otherwise mark the unfired clay.

appraise_text:
The pottery brush is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clay mug
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a clay mug.  It is strong enough to put knurd in and slightly larger than a teacup.  It bears the hallmark of the Djelibeybi Potter.

appraise_text:
The clay mug is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: pair of tongs
description: Long wooden tongs with a few singe marks, used to remove hot pottery from a kiln.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of tongs is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: ivory-handled paint brush
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a ivory-handled paint brush, suitable for applying paint to dry surfaces such as the walls of a house.  The handle is for holding it, and the bristles are for spreading the paint.

appraise_text:
The ivory-handled paint brush is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: messy paint brush
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a messy paint brush, suitable for applying paint to dry surfaces such as the walls of a house.  The handle is for holding it, and the bristles are for spreading the paint.

appraise_text:
The messy paint brush is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: neat paint brush
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a neat paint brush, suitable for applying paint to dry surfaces such as the walls of a house.  The handle is for holding it, and the bristles are for spreading the paint.

appraise_text:
The neat paint brush is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: clay cup
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a strong clay teacup.  It is perfect for drinking out of.  It bears the hallmark of the Djelibeybi Potter.

appraise_text:
The clay cup is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: black greatcoat
weight: 3lb
description:
This is a thick and heavy black military greatcoat, designed to turn rain, snow, sleet, or the thickest Hubland hailstones.  The pockets are large enough to accommodate field rations, boot-polishing kits, or a brace of rabbits poached for dinner.  The black greatcoat has two side pockets and one inner pocket.

appraise_text:
The black greatcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of richly embroidered trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These baggy trousers have been made of thick dark blue silk, embroidered over the entire surface with twisting, curling patterns in gold thread.  A row of ornate gilded braid runs up the outside of each leg, and the waist and cuffs are closed with tiny gold buttons.  The pair of richly embroidered trousers has two secret pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of richly embroidered trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: dented penny whistle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long metal whistle made of tin.  At one point it was painted red, but the paint is flaking off, and the metal is dented in places.  It has half a dozen finger-holes, and traces of a gold logo near the mouthpiece.

appraise_text:
The dented penny whistle is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of tin and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: old holey sock
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
It appears that the only thing holding this single, unmatched sock together is the malodorous grime somehow connecting the many holes.

appraise_text:
The old holey sock is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black umbrella
weight: 2lb
description:
A thick black circle of oiled cloth has been mounted on a steel frame.  The handle is silver, and curves around for extra grip in blustery weather.  It would provide at least some protection from the elements when open, but could also be used to bash someone around the head if so desired.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The black umbrella is about two and a half feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: polished mahogany stick
weight: 1lb
description:
A solid, smooth, round-ended length of the finest dark, glossy Howondalandish mahogany, this stick looks eminently suitable for beating on any large percussion implement, or at least those that can take being pounded on with a foot of solid mahogany.

appraise_text:
The polished mahogany stick is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: flannel badger
appraise_text: The flannel badger is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of flannel.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is small and slightly pathetic-looking badger made from flannel and stuffed with something granular.  It's obviously old, and either much loved or not all that well looked after.  A hug would probably cheer it up a bit.


item_name: ceramic Quirm
weight: 2 8/9 lb
description:
This is a ceramic glass Quirm.  It has been decorated with designs depicting the desert, and the fates of people who have obviously (and foolishly) decided not to take a container of water with them.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The ceramic Quirm is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about fifty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: ice-blue spray bottle
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  It has been created to hold ice-cold water, perfect for counteracting the heat of the desert sun.  A special lining inside the bottle supposedly keeps the water cool.

appraise_text:
The ice-blue spray bottle is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clear spray phial
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  The play of light through it suggests that it has double walls, to insulate it from the outside temperature.

appraise_text:
The clear spray phial is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pale spray phial
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  It has been created to hold ice-cold water, perfect for counteracting the heat of the desert sun.  A special lining inside the bottle supposedly keeps the water cool.

appraise_text:
The pale spray phial is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: crystal spray phial
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  The play of light through it suggests that it has double walls, to insulate it from the outside temperature.

appraise_text:
The crystal spray phial is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: amber demijohn
weight: 18lb
description:
This is a amber glass demijohn.  It has been created to hold ice-cold water, perfect for counteracting the heat of the desert sun.  A special lining inside the demijohn supposedly keeps the water cool.  It is covered by a wicker frame which protects it against sharp knocks that might otherwise cause it to shatter.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The amber demijohn is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: white pot
description: This is a white pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, twelve items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: small green pot
description: This is a small green pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The small green pot is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: large yellow pot
description: This is a large yellow pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large yellow pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: small blue pot
description: This is a small blue pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The small blue pot is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: black pot
description: This is a black pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, twelve items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: large red pot
description: This is a large red pot. It has been expertly fired. The colours are vibrant and clear.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large red pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: plum and violet bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The exact colour of a ripe purple plum, this comfortable-looking bathing suit is generously cut to cover even the most ample of hips.  A sturdily-stitched, violet-coloured reinforcing band runs beneath the chest area, supported by two equally-sturdy and identically-coloured thick straps that pass over each shoulder.

appraise_text:
The plum and violet bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is plum and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: loofah
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large loofah.  It's like a sponge but with a coarser texture, perfect for scrubbing someone's back in the bath or shower.

appraise_text:
The loofah is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bottle of sandalwood massage oil
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a bottle of sandalwood massage oil perfect to rub on the skin after a nice hot bath.  Or before a hot bath.  Or any time at all for that matter.

appraise_text:
The bottle of sandalwood massage oil is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass.


item_name: box of crayons
weight: between 2/9 lb and 3/9 lb
description:
This box has been lovingly crafted to hold colourful crayons made from soap!  Fun!  The box of crayons is about half full with a bold magenta crayon, a magenta crayon, a bold blue crayon, a blue crayon, a bold green crayon, a green crayon, a bold yellow crayon, a yellow crayon, a bold orange crayon, an orange crayon, a bold red crayon and a red crayon.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The box of crayons is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [colour] crayon
weight: 5 g
special_find_note: From a box of crayons.
description:
This is a blunt looking crayon made from [colour] soap.  You could probably write on people with it.  It looks brand new and pristine.

appraise_text:
The [colour] crayon is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of soap and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: red silk cummerbund
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a cummerbund made from a strip of ruffled red silk.  It is worn around the waist like a belt as part of a formal ensemble.

appraise_text:
The red silk cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tight high-heeled leather boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of leather boots with rather high heels on which you could easily impale someone if you weren't careful.  Then again you would probably also break your neck when you lost your balance in the stabbing process.  They are rather tight, and the leather has been dyed black.  Not the black one would expect of an Assassin though, it is far too dull for that.  This kind of black befits some boring, official places.

appraise_text:
The pair of tight high-heeled leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pale spray bottle
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  It has been created to hold ice-cold water, perfect for counteracting the heat of the desert sun.  A special lining inside the bottle supposedly keeps the water cool.

appraise_text:
The pale spray bottle is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: ice-blue spray phial
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ice-blue spray phial is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clear spray bottle
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a spray bottle made out of aqua crystal.  It is full of cool water which can be sprayed onto someone to cool them down.  The play of light through it suggests that it has double walls, to insulate it from the outside temperature.

appraise_text:
The clear spray bottle is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: set of prayer beads
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a string of prayer beads; twenty-seven perfect woollen balls threaded onto a frayed piece of white cord.  The surface of each bead is etched with an intricate runic character, representing prayers and meditations dedicated to [God].

appraise_text:
The set of prayer beads is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of string and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: copper-coloured sirwal
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The copper sirwal is a loose pair of trousers that are gathered to fit around the wearer's ankles.  A drawstring about the waist allows it to be worn at waist or hip level, and a delicate trellis of golden bells and disks hangs from the waist, glittering and chiming.  These trousers promise a cool walk through the warm climate and leave the wearer with an impressive silhouette.  The copper-coloured sirwal has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The copper-coloured sirwal is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is copper and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: flowery wig
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Small flowers of pale blue and lavender are woven into the soft, white strands of this high, oval-shaped wig.  Bits of greenery, leaves, and stems poke out here and there as well.

appraise_text:
The flowery wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey tailcoat
weight: 2lb
description:
The tails of this elegant pearl grey coat are much longer than the front panels, falling nearly to the back of the knee and tapering to two narrow points.

appraise_text:
The grey tailcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: swan wig
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Atop this thick white wig, looming high over the back-trailing powdered curls, is a large fake swan.  The swan's fat body is covered with real feathers as snowy white as the wig and decorated with faceted glass eyes and a shining copper beak.  It nests firmly in the thick crown of the wig, its long neck in an imperious curve.

appraise_text:
The swan wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink pigtail wig
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a bright pink wig with a long pigtail on either side of it.  It would be the envy of the sort of little girl that skips, picks flowers and wants a pony.

appraise_text:
The pink pigtail wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: floury wig
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Perfect for chefs, clowns, or the clueless, this thick puffy wig is caked with white pastry flour.  The coarse strands underneath the flour are not of high quality, but anyone who kneads (sorry) such adornment would think it takes the cake (sorry) and eagerly fork over the dough (sorry).

appraise_text:
The floury wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of glass slippers
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These slippers are crafted from immaculate, sparkling glass that curve sublimely around the foot, with heels made of narrow columns of shimmering, faceted crystal.  They practically sing like the rim of a wineglass when touched.

appraise_text:
The pair of glass slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ducky bathing cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Simply shaped yellow ducks with orange beaks stare out with jet black pupils in white eyes the size of olives.  They stare.  They stare from their ground of pale azure.  They stare with one eye each from those yellow, yellow silhouettes.  Oh no, ducks!

appraise_text:
The ducky bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rose-patterned bathing cap
description: A large pattern of rosy rose-coloured roses rises to the occasion on this bathing cap.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The rose-patterned bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is rose pink and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ikkle mickle seamy steamy chartreuse polka dot bikini
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Small, chartreuse with white polka dots, this bathing suit is mostly bits of string accompanied by three tiny and strategically placed triangles.

appraise_text:
The ikkle mickle seamy steamy chartreuse polka dot bikini is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fluffy bathing trunks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made of ersatz ecru fur with green stripes, wearing these trunks will make it appear that some odd critter is attacking your midsection.

appraise_text:
The pair of fluffy bathing trunks is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tankard tank suit
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a short-legged tank suit, the top of which is mostly wide straps around a deep U-cut neck and similar back.  There is enough of the olive green fabric, however, to feature on the lower torso the design of a large, foaming tankard of beer.

appraise_text:
The tankard tank suit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is olive green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of luggage trunks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of swim trunks features a pattern of gaping little luggages traipsing merrily on a lime-green ground.

appraise_text:
The pair of luggage trunks is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is lime green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: banana-patterned bathing cap
description: Plump yellow bananas on a lime green ground make a bold, healthy statement on this bathing cap.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The banana-patterned bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bluebird of happiness bathing suit
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Cheery-looking bluebirds flock in a busy pattern which nearly obscures the white ground of this modestly cut tank suit.  These birds are determinedly smiling even though they only have beaks to work with.

appraise_text:
The bluebird of happiness bathing suit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy bathing suit
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This garment resembles a shoulder-to-knee sack made of violet faux fur.  When dry, it is snuggly and cuddly.  When wet, it will make the wearer look like a drowned and oddly shaven violet vermine.

appraise_text:
The fluffy bathing suit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is violet and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rainbow striped bathing cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Concentric rings of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, all in varying widths, make this a bright, cheerful and attention-getting bathing cap.

appraise_text:
The rainbow striped bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of embroidered gauntlet gloves
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Embroidered with gold in swirling and fanciful patterns, these heavy, black velvet gloves have "bell gauntlet" cuffs that swell over the wrist and up half of the forearm in an extravagant bell shape.  These are gloves that hold the reins of power, not horses.

appraise_text:
The pair of embroidered gauntlet gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark green cheongsam
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a dark green cheongsam made of expensive silk brocade.  Traditional Auriental plum blossom buttons curl up one side of the bodice and end with an elaborate twist on the high collar.  The collar is stiff and elegant and it is designed similar to that of a halter-neck, exposing the smooth shoulders of the wearer.  Embroidered leaves are stitched onto the silk brocade and a fine satin lining seals the edges of the thigh-high slit found on the right hand side of the gown.

appraise_text:
The dark green cheongsam is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: flaming red dress
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Made of a thick, soft red material, this high-cut, long-sleeved, floor-length red dress is embossed with a layer of gold foil under a translucent red silk sheet.  The foil forms a pattern around the lower hem and the sleeves that looks quite like flames licking around the edges of the dress.

appraise_text:
The flaming red dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] [material] bra [half cup]
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a half-cup bra of black satin.  The cups are designed to conceal the most private areas of the human body whilst still providing for a degree of subtleness that can be far more alluring - it is not so much what lies underneath, but the imminence of revelation that can be exciting.

appraise_text:
The black satin bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] [material] garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This frilly leather garter has a pretty leopard-skin ribbon running through it, with a little leopard-skin bow at the side.  The tight elastic is designed to hold the garter high up on the wearer's thigh, until such a time as it needs to be removed.

appraise_text:
The leopard-skin leather garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is leopard-skin and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] [material] panties [string]
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of crimson string panties.  The crotch of the panties is made from an opaque triangle of cotton, whereas the rest of the panties are little more than strings of cotton that are tied in a knot to keep the underwear up.

appraise_text:
The pair of crimson cotton panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is crimson and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] [material] stockings
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These beautiful leopard-skin stockings are the perfect finishing touch to any outfit.  The leather runs all the way up to the top of the thigh, where it is held up by a tight lace band.  These stockings look amazing, whether worn or draped over a lamp somewhere.

appraise_text:
The pair of leopard-skin leather stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is leopard-skin and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleek black bathing suit
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This bathing suit has a high boatneck, wide back piece, and comes down over the hips.  It is made of a very shiny and smooth black material.  It might break a speed record all on its own.

appraise_text:
The sleek black bathing suit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lace-trimmed bathing cap
description: Narrow lace edging circles the edge of this sky-blue bathing cap.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The lace-trimmed bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is sky blue and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: frilly bathing costume
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Acres of white lace, wide ruffles, and stout white linen guarantee to conceal even the most voluminous figure and to de-emphasize even the most voluptuous.  From shoulder to knee, it's all thick swaths of white frills.

appraise_text:
The frilly bathing costume is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fuchsia bikini bottom
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Immodest at best, illegal at worst (and at its best), this bathing suit is a few small scraps of carefully sewn eye-popping fuchsia material.

appraise_text:
The fuchsia bikini bottom is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is fuchsia and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rosy pink shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft lamb's wool shawl, with its subtle pattern of rose buds, is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  It is trimmed with off-white tassels that delicately sway from side to side as the wearer moves.

appraise_text:
The rosy pink shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is rosy pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: palomino horse t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This baggy black cotton T-shirt has been cheaply printed with the image of a noble palomino stallion, charging across the desert sands.

appraise_text:
The palomino horse t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: coaster [Morporkian Brewer's Guild]
appraise_text: The coaster is not very long and not very wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This coaster has the logo of the Morporkian Brewer's Guild.  It is made from some cheap form of cardboard, possibly recycled toilet paper.


item_name: coaster [Turbot's Ale]
appraise_text: The coaster is not very long and not very wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This coaster has a picture of a large beer and the words 'Turbot's Really Odd Ale' written in large friendly letters below it.   It is made from some cheap form of cardboard, possibly recycled toilet paper.


item_name: coaster [Morporkian Beer]
appraise_text: The coaster is not very long and not very wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This coaster has a picture of a beautiful young lady holding two large pitchers of ale and smiling in a very suggestive manner.  Just below the pitchers the words 'Morporkian Beer' are written in a stylish script.  It is made from some cheap form of cardboard, possibly recycled toilet paper.


item_name: [adjective] [colour] turban [lucky-dip]
description: This is a patched-up beige-with-green-swirls turban from Urban Turban's lucky-dip box.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: b6ebe2efcb6dc1480847543b343193c00832cc0d
appraise_text:
The patched-up beige-with-green-swirls turban is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: long pale lilac skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This long silk skirt falls demurely from the wearer's hips to the ankles, but is slit to the thigh on one side to afford a tantalizing glimpse of leg.  The fabric is the softest, palest purple, exactly like the petals of the spring lilacs.

appraise_text:
The long pale lilac skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale lilac and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: serpent-headed magistrate's mitre
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Towering above the head, this tall, official headdress bestows upon the wearer an aura of magisterial grandeur.  Created by deftly folding lengths of rich, purple silk around a hard cap, the mitre is the work of an expert craftsman.  To the front of the soaring crown of the headdress is affixed a golden serpent's head, its teeth clasped firmly around a magnificent ruby.  The serpent-headed magistrate's mitre has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The serpent-headed magistrate's mitre is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of loose red trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from a translucent silk, these loose trousers float around the wearer's legs, hinting at the shape of their body with subtle touches.  They hang low on the hips, baring the stomach.  Across the hips, a band of silk glitters with inset glass beads.   The pair of loose red trousers has one tiny pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of loose red trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: long pale yellow skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This long yellow skirt floats around the wearer in a swirl of silk, skimming the hips and flowing down to end at the ankles in a tiny ruffle.  It is the same creamy, pale gold as the petals of the first daffodils of Spring.

appraise_text:
The long pale yellow skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sphinx-topped magistrate's mitre
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Towering above the head, this tall, official headdress bestows upon the wearer an aura of magisterial grandeur.  Created by deftly folding lengths of rich, purple silk around a hard cap, the mitre is the work of an expert craftsman.  To the front of the soaring crown of the headdress is affixed the golden visage of the sphinx, its eyes two gleaming emeralds.  The sphinx-topped magistrate's mitre has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The sphinx-topped magistrate's mitre is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white embroidered bodice
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made from silk, this bodice is heavily embroidered with Djelian patterns, ending just above the belly button of the wearer.  A knot of material is centred between the breasts, with some tassels dangling down.

appraise_text:
The white embroidered bodice is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short midnight blue jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
Made from fine, soft wool, dyed the soft gentle blue of deep moonlit water, and decorated with loops of silver braid at the cuffs and along the front flap, this close-fitting high-collared jacket outlines the wearer's figure neatly.  The short midnight blue jacket has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The short midnight blue jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: painted cashmere toga
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This exquisite toga is a cut above the rest, adorned as it is with impressive designs intended to represent abstract concepts, such as truth, reason and logic.  The designs have been woven into the bright white cashmere with gold thread and look very impressive indeed.  This is a garment fit for only the most influential and revered of thinkers.

appraise_text:
The painted cashmere toga is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cashmere and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black calico dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A rather tattered black calico dress, which looks like it was originally used to carry things in before it was converted to use as clothing, and as such looks like a bag with holes in it.  It is wrinkled and somewhat tattered, and probably owned by someone without much money.

appraise_text:
The black calico dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of calico and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: bamboo reed pen
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thin hollow length of bamboo reed has been sharpened to a point at one end and filled with ink.  You could probably write on things with it.

appraise_text:
The bamboo reed pen is about nine inches long and not very wide.  It is made of bamboo and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: carved ivory fountain pen
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a slim, nicely balanced ivory fountain pen, exquisitely carved with a motif featuring sand dunes.  It's a little worn, but it's clearly been well looked after during its lifetime, and is entirely serviceable.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The carved ivory fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of ivory and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: simple charm bracelet
weight: 25 g
description:
A short length of cord with small knots unevenly tied along its length.  You could probably attach your charms to those.

appraise_text:
It is made of cord and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: bronze charm bracelet
description: Small bronze rings engraved with tiny leaves make this fine and intriguing chain.
weight: 25 g
appraise_text:
It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: gold charm bracelet
weight: 30 g
description:
The thick links of this gold charm bracelet are almost rectangular in shape, making this an interesting, if somewhat chunky looking piece of jewellery.

appraise_text:
It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: set of ivory dice
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a set of five small ivory dice, held in a small container, which is made from a dark wood.  The wood has been varnished and polished to a high sheen, contrasting beautifully with the pale ivory of the dice themselves.  In order to roll the dice, one would have to shake this set.

appraise_text:
The set of ivory dice is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of ivory.


item_name: ivory comb
appraise_text: It is made of ivory and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This comb has been made out of ivory, and displays a beautiful carving of a flock of ibis in flight over a river.  When worn in the hair, it artfully keeps stray tendrils out of the wearer's face whilst giving them an air of Djelian mystery and wealth.


item_name: scarab ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
description:
This is a simple gold ring.  It has a flat top with a scarab beetle carved into it.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.


item_name: coffee machine
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a large black machine, shaped rather like a jug.  There is a small black button set in the base, next to what appears to be a tiny window.  A tiny imp is making rude gestures at you from the other side of the glass.

appraise_text:
The coffee machine is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: waxed papyrus packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small packet, rather like an envelope, of thick papyrus that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The waxed papyrus packet is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of papyrus and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: cheap papyrus notebook
weight: between 5/9 lb and 6/9 lb
description:
This is a neatly bound booklet of cheap, flimsy sheets of low-grade papyrus.  The cover is a marginally thicker piece of papyrus decorated with a crudely inked illustration of a pyramid.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed cheap papyrus notebook is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: black embroidered musketeers' skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This short skirt is made from fine, enforced black velvet and embroidered at the hem and waist with strands of shining, silver silk.  Hidden underneath the skirt is a pair of black Genuan lace shorts - to allow one to swing from the chandeliers above and not give the young tavern-goers beneath an unexpected eyeful, while still turning heads and doubtless causing many beers to be spilled in the process.  The black embroidered musketeers' skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black embroidered musketeers' skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: royal green hand towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a small, royal green towel suited for drying your hands or dabbing your brow.  It has been carefully embroidered with the royal crest of Sto Lat and the monogram of Queen Keli.

appraise_text:
The royal green hand towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is royal green and is made of flannel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright orange robe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This is a bright orange robe, apparently made from wool.  It looks like the sort of thing worn by monks with little fashion sense.

appraise_text:
The bright orange robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright orange and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "Big Troll & Some Other Trolls" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a band shirt from a "heavy stone" Morporkian band.  The shirt is quite large and has a sheen of silver (or perhaps mica) on it, with "A Big Troll & Some Other Trolls" printed on the front in huge block letters, and a misspelled tour list on the back.

appraise_text:
The "Big Troll & Some Other Trolls" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is silver and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk cheongsam
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long black silk cheongsam which is slit to near the waist for ease of movement and fighting.  Of course, because of the very high slit fighting would be rather an indelicate operation.  One had best make sure one was wearing clean underwear before undertaking anything strenuous.  The black silk cheongsam has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The black silk cheongsam is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: white cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a white cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The white cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful bathrobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
An explosion of colours reaches out from this bathrobe.  All colours of the rainbow dance around on the fabric, and huge fluffy balls on cords dangle from the sleeves and collar of the robe.  It looks very appropriate for small children.  The colourful bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The colourful bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black wool cloak
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Made of thick wool, this deep black coat will warm the cockles of any Assassin's heart.  Small pockets inside could hold a number of the tiny, intriguing items that Assassins carry, while the cloak itself is voluminous enough to hide the necessary weapons needed for everyday assassination.  The black wool cloak has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The black wool cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: paper bag [coffee beans]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small and flimsy paper bag, which looks liable to rip and deposit its contents all over the ground at a moment's notice.

appraise_text:
The paper bag is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: burgundy leather corset
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This stiff leather underbust corset has been pierced with curved, swirling cutouts, showing the wearer's flesh in between the dark, rich leather.  It laces together at the back with a thick black cord, which can be tightened to shape the wearer's cleavage, and the tasselled ends left to trail down from the small of their back.  The burgundy leather corset has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The burgundy leather corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is burgundy and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: broderie morporque underdress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length underdress has been made from something like ten layers of white Llamedese linen and cunning dwarf-wrought steel boning, and guarantees support and modesty to even the fullest-figured of ladies.  Sitting down, however, is apparently considered less vital, as is breathing.  The hem and neckline have been adorned with delicate flowers picked out in broderie morporque.  The broderie morporque underdress has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The broderie morporque underdress is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: sage green shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This silky lamb's wool shawl is a pale sage green, and is ideal to wrap around oneself over an elegant gown, to compliment another garment or just to feel the luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  It is accented with a subtle pattern of leaves, and trimmed with a border of cream-coloured tassels that run the entire length of the triangular wrap.

appraise_text:
The sage green shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sage green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: golden slip
description: A slinky slip in white silk, with an abstract pattern embroidered onto it in fine golden thread.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The golden slip is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: camel hair brush
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small paint brush with fine camel hairs sticking out.  It looks to be better suited to the finer arts than for painting wagons with.

appraise_text:
The camel hair brush is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden harp
weight: 4lb
description:
This is a remarkably well made wooden harp with lovely spiralling vine ornaments.  The open, triangular-shaped frame has numerous strings of graded lengths strung across it.

appraise_text:
The wooden harp is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the stringed family.


item_name: small wooden cabbage badge [talker]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This cabbage has been carefully carved from some of the finest wood available.  The intricate detail reflects the love and care the designer had for this cabbage.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.

appraise_text:
The small wooden cabbage badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black patent leather corset
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Oo-er.  This is a very shiny, wicked-looking black patent leather corset.  Fine silver chains tie the laceholes together.  Only the truly depraved would wear this.  It would look good with a whip.  Once worn, you can tighten the corset to shape your cleavage, and then loosen it again to remove it.  The black patent leather corset has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The black patent leather corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: set of shiny gold handcuffs
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Closer inspection of these handcuffs show they aren't real handcuffs that can be locked but are gold coloured bracelets linked with a chain.  They most definitely look like real handcuffs from a distance though.


item_name: bone stylus
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Carved out of bone, the stylus has a pointy end for writing and an ornamental hippopotamus head carving at the other.  You could probably write on things with it.

appraise_text:
The bone stylus is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: seagull feather quill
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a nice, long quill, made from the grey and white feather of a seagull.  You could probably write on things with it.  The nib glistens with sepia ink.

appraise_text:
The seagull feather quill is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: violin bow
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This long rod with horse hair pulled tautly across it is used to create beautiful music or horrible noise depending on the skill with which it is applied to a violin.

appraise_text:
The violin bow is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clarinet
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The clarinet is basically a wooden tube with a mouthpiece and reed at one end and a series of holes down its length.  Some of the holes are covered with metal keys which make it look quite complicated to play.

appraise_text:
The clarinet is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: harmonica
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This harmonica is a prime example of a blues man's dream instrument.  It is lovingly crafted from only the finest materials, and looks like it could jerk a tear out of anyone's eyes when played.

appraise_text:
The harmonica is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of brass and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: half-pint glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made half-pint glass, of the sort usually used to serve soft drinks in pubs and restaurants.

appraise_text:
The half-pint glass is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: dish
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made dish, of the sort usually used in pubs and restaurants.  You could probably eat from it, if it contained food.  There is nothing on the dish.

appraise_text:
The dish is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 3 pounds.


item_name: dessert plate
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made dessert plate, complete with cutlery, of the sort usually used to serve desserts in pubs and restaurants.  You could probably eat from it, if it contained food.  There is nothing on the dessert plate.

appraise_text:
The dessert plate is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 3 pounds.


item_name: dinner plate
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made dinner plate, complete with cutlery, of the sort usually used to serve main courses in pubs and restaurants.  You could probably eat from it, if it contained food.  There is nothing on the dinner plate.

appraise_text:
The dinner plate is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 5 pounds.


item_name: paper bag
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small white paper bag which is designed to hold a number of small items.  It has a colourful picture of a delicate pile of sugar on it.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The paper bag is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: small ivory jar
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This ink well is a small ivory jar with a wide mouth and a close-fitting stopper.  The jar has been delicately engraved with the image of a sphinx.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small ivory jar is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of ivory and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: map of Klatch
appraise_text: The map of Klatch is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a neatly drawn pen and ink map of the continent of Klatch.  Cities, mountains and forests are displayed.  Marked on the map in ink are the Haribos mountain range, the mountains of Turnwise Klatchistan, the Betrush Mountains, the Mountains of the Sun, Ur, Al'Znufir, El Harib, Djelibeybi, Tsort, Heliodelphilodelphiloschromenos, the necropolis, Al Ybi, N'Kouf, Re'Durat, the Morpork Mountains, Al Khali, Kom, some stone ruins, Ephebe, Hayl and Eritor.


item_name: gold painted picture frame
description: A lovely gold painted picture frame.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The gold painted picture frame is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is gold and is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: shoe horn
description: A normal shoe horn.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The shoe horn is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: shoe lace
description: A bright yellow coloured shoelace, just the kind of thing a teenage kid would wear.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The shoe lace is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pair of fluffy fox ears
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of fluffy vulpine ears, covered in soft-looking fur.  They look rather interesting, nearly alive.  Perhaps you can slip them on for size?

appraise_text:
The pair of fluffy fox ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is small badge with a really strange-looking insignia on it.  It seems to show two fish eating each other.

appraise_text:
The small badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: vintage mourning dress
weight: 3lb
description:
This Quirmian mourning dress achieves both severe restraint and lavish ornamentation in its design, with its monochromatic black crepe fabric covered in ruffles, ribbon bows, and faceted jet beadwork.  The tiered skirt is only moderately full, with a severely minimal train, and the high collar fastens with a vitrine brooch containing a single coiled lock of blonde hair.  From a few carefully and nearly invisibly mended tears, and the slightly darker shade of the crepe at the hem where it has clearly been let down for a taller wearer, this dress has seen a great many funerals.

appraise_text:
The vintage mourning dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is fuliginous black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black bow-tie
description: This is a cheap bow-tie of the kind worn by manservants and waiters who need to look smart.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black bow-tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: darkened leather tricorn
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a vaguely triangular-shaped hat made from sturdy, waxed leather.  It is darkened as well as waxed and would probably be just as suited to a life onboard a vessel in the open ocean as it would be to being worn while loitering surreptitiously in a dockside taverna.  The darkened leather tricorn has one hidden pocket.

appraise_text:
The darkened leather tricorn is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of white dress shoes
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Made from supple white leather, these shoes are elegant in construction with the tiniest stitching and neat white laces.  They are probably very comfortable to wear, although they would show up any number of the sins to be found by wandering feet.

appraise_text:
The pair of white dress shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cotton socks
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Gained by repairing damaged cotton socks, such as hole-ridden cotton socks.
description:
These socks don't appear to be too well made, or to have used the best materials available.  Instead, they have been woven from thin and low quality cotton.  Overall, they do little to keep in heat, but are marginally better than going barefoot.

appraise_text:
The pair of cotton socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "I escaped from the Shades" badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a rather plain badge with the words "I escaped from the Shades" written on it in big letters.

appraise_text:
The "I escaped from the Shades" badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: azure gabardine vestment
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Pishite priest would wear.  It is made from gabardine and has been skilfully treated with a dappled azure dye to give the twills a semblance of movement.  The azure gabardine vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The azure gabardine vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is azure and is made of gabardine and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: small sphinx model
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small model of the sphinx, carved in oak, with eyes made of red glass.  It has an astounding resemblance to the real sphinx.  For some reason, it has no nose.  You know that with this in your inventory, everyone would think you a seasoned traveller. 

appraise_text:
The small sphinx model is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: mummy finger necklace
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very unusual necklace.  It consists of a finger, apparently of a real mummy, through which a thin string has been threaded.

appraise_text:
The mummy finger necklace is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of string and could be worn as armour.


item_name: small miniature sheep
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a cute and fluffy sheep carved from a piece of oak.  Its body has skilfully been carved and painted white to give the impression of wool and two sticks have been glued to the head to symbolise horns.  The words "Sheep Bridge" have been scratched onto the bottom with a knife.  Perhaps someone didn't know how to spell "Sheepridge".

appraise_text:
The small miniature sheep is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: bandage dispenser
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This disposable bandage dispenser is made from leather and has a small flap on the front to keep the bandages fresh and clean.  Concealed under it is a small hole, just big enough to pull a bandage through.

appraise_text:
The bandage dispenser is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather.


item_name: market basket
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This is a traditional Lancrastian market basket, woven of cane and brown rope, with carved oak swing handles.

appraise_text:
The market basket is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: flower basket
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This basket is perfect for carrying fresh cut flowers from the garden or even freshly gathered herbs.  Woven of willow, two sides curve up to meet the hardwood handle.  Hung over one arm, the open shape allows easy placement of cuttings.

appraise_text:
The flower basket is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: Djelian shopping basket
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
Pandanus leaves have been dried, cut into strips, dyed, and then hand-woven to form this sturdy yet flexible shopping basket.  It is decorated in red and black geometric patterns.

appraise_text:
The Djelian shopping basket is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of pandanus leaves and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 6 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: round sewing basket
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a small round basket woven of sisal and lined with a dusty rose satin.  It has a small matching lid which can be tied closed.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The round sewing basket is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of sisal and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: Omnian shopping basket
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Use this basket for your daily trip to the marketplace or use it in the home to store yarn, religious pamphlets, back issues of the AM Daily, et cetera.  A medley of sober Omnian colours add to the charm of this basket.  It has a bentwood handle.  The sides of this brown basket are simply decorated with desert gold and tortoise green stripes.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The Omnian shopping basket is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: elaborate reed picnic basket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Sturdy dark brown lacquered reeds have been woven into an elegant picnic basket.  Fitted in bright red and blue plaid, the basket is tied with plaid ribbons.  Inside the basket are spaces for wine glasses, hand-crafted pottery plates, and cutlery with plenty of room for tasty treats to make your picnic a memorable experience.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The elaborate reed picnic basket is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of reeds and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 15 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: tote basket
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a rectangular basket of seagrass, with a solid woven bottom and inserted notched wood handle.

appraise_text:
The tote basket is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: round spoke-pattern basket
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
Handwoven of ash splints with a round spoke-pattern bottom, this basket has a swing hardwood handle and hand-tied hardwood rim.  It is a fairly shallow basket but handy for gathering eggs from the chicken-coop or where ever that strange rabbit with the egg fetish has hidden them this week.

appraise_text:
The round spoke-pattern basket is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: banged grain weave basket
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Our artisans appealed to the new taste for embellishment by weaving fanciful curlicue baskets of ash splints.  Women of fashion will find genteel uses for this basket, perhaps to hold buttons, yarn, gloves or handkerchiefs.

appraise_text:
The banged grain weave basket is about nine inches long and not very wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: some blue lotus
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small pile of bowl-shaped lotus, about one flower.  The deep blue colour of the petals warns you of its intoxicating properties.


item_name: pig snout
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pink rubber pig snout with huge nostrils and a piece of string to go around the back of your head.

appraise_text:
The pig snout is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rubber duck feet
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These are bright orange rubber duck feet.  Wear them and you will be the envy of everyone in your pond!

appraise_text:
The pair of rubber duck feet is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red silk geta
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Complete with a stitched in pair of sparkling white cotton tabi, this pair of red silk geta would add a touch of the Aurient to any wedding.  Silk covers the wooden clogs and a red velvet v-shaped band slips between the wearer's toes.  The wearer is supposed to glide in these shoes, as otherwise they make a clip-clop noise similar to a horse.  This often requires some practice, as the kimono traditionally worn with these tends to be very tight, producing a hobble effect.

appraise_text:
The pair of red silk geta is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of silk and cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: powder blue silk kimono
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The silk kimono is made in a soft baby blue and it looks as if fine powder has settled on the material.  The back is embroidered with silk thread depicting pure white lotus blossoms.  The sleeves fall elegantly at the side and make a triangle that goes all the way down to the hem.  When worn, it makes the wearer look fragile and gracious.  The powder blue silk kimono has one sleeve pocket.

appraise_text:
The powder blue silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is powder blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of rose-coloured glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Just looking at these glasses, you feel better about your life.  Set in delicate silver frames, the rose-tinted lenses always succeed in cheering up the world-weary.

appraise_text:
The pair of rose-coloured glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of blue tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted a sky blue.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue tinted sunglasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of sparkly harlequin glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These glasses have huge, octagonal frames that are attached to a shiny, beaded cord so they can be hung around the neck when not worn.  Multicoloured sequins have been affixed to the frames, giving the glasses a gaudy, sparkly look.

appraise_text:
The pair of sparkly harlequin glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of tortoiseshell glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These classy oval frames are made of imitation tortoiseshell (real tortoiseshell would most likely make A'Tuin rather miffed).  They are perfect for students, wizards, philosophers, and other intellectuals and pseudointellectuals.

appraise_text:
The pair of tortoiseshell glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: lotus leaf
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a leaf from a lotus.  It is wide and flat like a plate and its leathery surface shines dully.


item_name: Auriental Fan
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Auriental painted fans are renowned for their beauty, grace and artistry.  A truly fine example can become a collector's item.  This one may not be in that league, but when opened it should provide a cooling breeze while looking elegant and graceful.

appraise_text:
The Auriental Fan is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: small cylindrical lantern
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The small lantern is tubular in shape and made from rather thick and uncoloured rice paper.  A small green frog sitting on a lotus leaf is painted on one side.  It seems to be too small to be refillable.  The lantern is not lit, and has some oil left in it.

appraise_text:
The small cylindrical lantern is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: black silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The black kimono is made out of silk.  It shines darkly, unleashing dark thoughts in your mind.  The hem is embroidered with silver-grey nightingales that stand on some unseen branches.  The black silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: thick black silk kimono
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The silk kimono is made of thick, black silk.  It seems to be sucking in any light surrounding it rather than reflecting it.  The stiff sleeves hang down to knee-level.  On the back a roaring golden dragon is embroidered in red and green thread.

appraise_text:
The thick black silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of bright blue krepis
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of woman's krepis - an anklet sandal, after the fashion worn primarily by women of - well - loose or otherwise negotiable affection.  They are a bright blue colour, with a showy but sturdy flurry of straps to allow the wearer to spend most of her day on her feet.  To ensure she doesn't spend all of it in such a way, the soles are wooden, made in such a way that if she walks in a certain provocative fashion they make an audible "clack" every time they hit the ground, to draw the attention of men.

appraise_text:
The pair of bright blue krepis is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple silver-grey girdle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a braided cord of sturdy linen thread, a pale silvery grey shot through with blue the colour of a summer evening, this belt is designed to be worn over a chiton, to gather in the voluminous folds and wrap it close about one's waist.

appraise_text:
The simple silver-grey girdle is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink gingham silk flower girl dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Pale pink and white checks give a sprightly, charming, and unconventional look for the diminutive flower girl.  The high round collar is trimmed with lace, while the silk material is gathered at the arm holes and drawn up into puffy cap sleeves.  A petal pink bow in satin encircles the waist and ties in a neat, girlish bow in the back.  The skirt falls to ankle length, and is kept full by petticoats.

appraise_text:
The pink gingham silk flower girl dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue pumps
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of blue pumps.  Their low-cut style and lack of fasteners indicate they are better used for fashion rather than protection.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue pumps is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of patent leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: woolly tablet
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a white, fluffy tablet, which smells almost as bad as your average sheep dip.  No indication can be found as to its effect.


item_name: pair of yellow tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted a bright yellow which somehow sparks thoughts of devices for going under the water safely.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of yellow tinted sunglasses is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of purple tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted a psychedelic purple.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of purple tinted sunglasses is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of green tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted grass-green.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of green tinted sunglasses is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bonsai wire
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: 275cc7a83ca8c6962a2e76a1d4b90ecf3eeb79b1
description:
The bonsai wire is not brand new.  It has a tangled section in the middle that forms a loop.  It is as long as a belt.

appraise_text:
The bonsai wire is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cranberry and cinnamon beaded comb
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A cranberry silk brocade covered hair ornament is accented with sparkling beads of cinnamon and frosted with rhinestones.  A modern, sophisticated nod at a hat or veil.

appraise_text:
The cranberry and cinnamon beaded comb is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is cranberry and is made of bone and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blonde lace wedding gown
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A specular dress in the rarest of blonde lace is moulded to fit the figure perfectly.  The hemline of the dress drapes in an unusual handkerchief style which sets off the ankles to perfection, while the back of the gown has been cut very low.  A stunning combination of fashion flair and demure lace.

appraise_text:
The blonde lace wedding gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blonde and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small loaf of bread
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This little loaf of bread has been carefully plaited and wound into a fancy shape.  The crust is a deep brown and covered with tiny golden seeds.


item_name: sticky bun
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Sticking to everything it touches and bulging with bits of fruit the baker put in the dough, this sticky bun looks ready to be eaten.


item_name: apple pie
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large, sweet, homemade apple pie.  The golden pastry is lightly dusted with fresh cinnamon and sugar, and the soft apple filling smells delightful, with a faint hint of nutmeg and almond.


item_name: blackberry pie
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a large, sweet pie.  The filling is made from cooking sweet plump blackberries with a bit of sugar.  The top crust is strips of pastry which meet and join into a lattice.


item_name: piece of fruit cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Heavy and moist and dripping with all kinds of fruit, this is a classic slice of fruit cake.  The scent of fruit and spices wafts up from it and hidden nuggets of candied cherry peek out from within.


item_name: play sword
description: This is a play sword. It is made of wood, and has fake jewels on it.
weight: 2 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The play sword is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: model soldier
description: This is a small wooden soldier.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The model soldier is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: chipped enamel hand basin
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
Wobbling on the top of a narrow pedestal is a small hand basin, made of slightly green enamel.  It is a little chipped here and there, and one of the taps squeaks when turned, but it's still perfectly functional.

appraise_text:
The chipped enamel hand basin is about ten feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of enamel and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 22 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: greyed timber washbasin
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This is a sturdy bathroom cupboard with a chipped enamel washbasin set into the top.  It is made of plain, untreated timber, greyed with age, unpolished and unadorned.  A pair of brass taps lets the water into the basin.

appraise_text:
The greyed timber washbasin is about six feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 22 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: battered tin footbath
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is basically a very large, round tin bowl, deep enough to wash your feet in and just shallow enough to let the water slosh over the sides when you do so.  The tarnished tin is rather battered, but intact enough to serve its purpose.

appraise_text:
The battered tin footbath is about three and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of tin and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 21 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: cast iron bathtub
weight: 38 8/9 lb
description:
The white porcelain sparkles on this cast iron bathtub, it looks heavy but large enough for a couple of people to have a nice bath in.

appraise_text:
The cast iron bathtub is about five feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 555 pounds, about sixty items, or about 52 gallons.


item_name: rattan chair
weight: 38 8/9 lb
description:
This is an ordinary chair made of pine.  What distinguishes it from other chairs, however, is that it is covered with rattan stained the colour of walnuts and woven into a lovely criss-cross pattern.

appraise_text:
The rattan chair is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: overstuffed chintz chair
weight: 44 4/9 lb
description:
This is the type of fat, comfortable chair typically found in the parlours of fat, comfortable ladies.  The fabric covering it is bright yellow decorated with a rather aggressive-looking rose and cabbage design.

appraise_text:
The overstuffed chintz chair is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: metal backpack
weight: 55 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large, spacious backpack.  It is made of thick metal plates welded together.  It would probably take someone very strong to carry around.  The metal backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The metal backpack is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 31 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: grass-woven dillybag
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a capacious dillybag made of woven grass, plaited and doubled over and intertwined to form a very sturdy material.  There are several different types of dried grass involved, so the bag is striped with several different shades of straw-yellow, through to a reddish brown.  It has a short strap to enable it to be worn over one shoulder.  The grass-woven dillybag has one main pocket.

appraise_text:
The grass-woven dillybag is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is straw-yellow and is made of grass and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: king prawn
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A very large prawn, the king prawn has a pair of parallel grooves running the length of the upper surface of its shell.   The shell is currently green, but will turn a bright orange when cooked.


item_name: smoked salmon appetiser
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is an appetiser plate consisting of small slices of Genuan bread topped with smoked salmon, cream cheese, and capers.


item_name: kourambiethe
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a kind of Ephebian short-bread, cut into a moon shape and coated thickly with icing sugar.  It makes an ideal accompaniment to coffee.


item_name: coffee eclair
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This eclair is topped with a thick layer of coffee icing and filled with fresh, thick dairy cream.  A delicate swirling pattern in chocolate icing has been carefully drawn onto the coffee.


item_name: vanilla slice
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a lush slice made of alternating layers of custard cream and crispy pastry.  On top is a thick layer of vanilla icing, with wavy patterns drawn on it in chocolate.


item_name: earth-covered potato
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a simple potato, covered in soil.  It has more eyes than... well... something with many eyes.


item_name: chocolate doughnut
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
It is a doughnut, famed and worshipped by policemen all over the Multiverse.  Perhaps the tremendous amount of sugar in it helps them think better, but on the other hand, perhaps it's just damn sweet.  This particular exemplary has a chocolate coating.


item_name: loaf of brown bread
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nice loaf of brown bread just crying out to be eaten.  It's probably not delicious by itself but bread is an important staple food.


item_name: bunny biscuit
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A crumbly biscuit cut in the shape of a bunny rabbit.  What it lacks in taste, it makes up for by looking cute.


item_name: jam scone
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A small scone with yummy jam inside it!  This small cake is just the thing to relax with after a hard day's adventuring.


item_name: passion fruit
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tasty passion fruit.  The black leathery skin conceals small black seeds enveloped in orangey-green flesh.  It exudes an exotic scent.


item_name: corn on the cob
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a golden ripe cob of corn grown in the fields of Dinky.  It is covered in big juicy kernels of corn that are just begging to be eaten off the cob, or scraped from it so that each kernel can be enjoyed one at a time.


item_name: green and white leek
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a leek to be proud of, from its gleaming white root to its healthy green leaves atop, it is the very example of what a root vegetable should be.  A particular favourite of the Llamedese, it's surprising how versatile a leek can actually be.


item_name: jam roll
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a thin piece of rather spongy sweet bread which has been covered in strawberry jam and then rolled up into a sausage shaped pastry.


item_name: croissant
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Originally hailing from Genua, the croissant is a cross between a loaf of bread, a very flaky pastry and a balloon.


item_name: loaf of farmhouse bread
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is one of those wholesome, traditionally baked, farmhouse loaves.  It is very crusty, and only slightly stale.  This is the sort of bread you can get your teeth into.


item_name: cupcake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small cupcake with a thick coating of vanilla icing on the top.  The base is wrapped in a thin piece of paper.


item_name: piece of [colour] rock candy
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large piece of [colour] rock candy.  It looks rock hard, and likely to break your teeth if you try to bite it.  Perhaps it would be better to lick it, instead.

appraise_text:
The piece of [colour] rock candy is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of candy.


item_name: [colour] lollipop
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large [colour] lollipop.  It is a coloured ball of candy set onto a small stick.  It looks rock hard, and likely to break your teeth if you try to bite it.  Perhaps it would be better to lick it, instead.

appraise_text:
The [colour] lollipop is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of candy.


item_name: chunk of pork
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a chunk of the finest pork.  It looks like a highly priced piece of meat, especially by the pig it came from.


item_name: side of lamb
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This is a side of lamb.  It looks like it came from a rather young sheep and a well fed one at that.


item_name: mouse ball
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This tasty bit of raw rodent has been artfully skinned and rolled to form a juicy ball of flesh.  It's sure to please the appetite of your favourite feline or at least will keep them busy for a while.


item_name: chunk of ginger root
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Green, brown and fuzzy, the chunk of ginger root gives off a pungent smell.  It would normally be used to flavour a dish, but you can use it however you wish.


item_name: jagged coral dirk
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This long, double-edged knife is made entirely out of translucent orange-pink coral.  It looks like it was somehow grown in this shape, its edges as jagged and its hilt as rough as any piece of coral fresh out of the ocean.

appraise_text:
The jagged coral dirk is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of sacred coral and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: skinning knife
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This nicely tapered knife is made for skinning animals.  It has a wide razor sharp blade with a sharp point.

appraise_text:
The skinning knife is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: large butchering knife
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is large butchering knife.  Its blade has an outward curve, to make it easier to cut through large cuts of meat with ease.

appraise_text:
The large butchering knife is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: boning knife
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This stiff boning knife has a narrow blade and a very sharp point.  It is meant to remove bones from cuts of meat.

appraise_text:
The boning knife is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: cutting board
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This wooden cutting board seems to have seen a lot of use, as evidenced both by the fine network of scratches covering it, and the persistent scent of garlic that clings to it.

appraise_text:
The cutting board is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: stainless steel knife
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a plain stainless steel knife that has been crafted in the style used most often in the less prosperous areas of HungHung.  Made of simple stainless steel, the knife looks quite plain and would fit in with a bare dinner table quite nicely.

appraise_text:
The stainless steel knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: meat hook
description: A heavy-duty metal hook that can be used to hang slabs of meat.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The meat hook is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: meat hammer
description: This is a small wooden hammer for tenderising meat.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The meat hammer is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: deck of caroc cards
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A small pack of cards, with two stylised elephants standing on a turtle drawn on the back.  You can shuffle, sort or stack them, or draw a card from the deck.  Also, you could examine the last card drawn or show it to someone else.

appraise_text:
The deck of caroc cards is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: small stick [talker]
appraise_text: The small stick is about nine inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pretty ordinary-looking stick of wood, carefully trimmed and sanded smooth.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.


item_name: spider ice cube
appraise_text: The spider ice cube is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of ice.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This ice cube has a horrible-looking spider trapped in it.  The ice cube is permanently frozen and the spider looks pretty unhappy about its predicament.


item_name: wooden bracelet [talker]
appraise_text: It is made of wood and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
In the best tradition of Ankh-Morpork craftsmanship this bracelet consists of an interlinked chain of hastily and quite shoddily carved wooden hippos, each one holding the tail of the next one in its jaws.  It is possible that they are the original hippos of Ankh-Morpork but more likely that Roderick and Keith were used as the models.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.


item_name: bunch of astronip
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This looks, for all the world, like mint.  But it has a purple haze to it.  The buds and leaves both look edible.  It smells faintly but you can't place whatever it reminds you of.


item_name: mummified bat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The bat has been dried over a slow fire.  Eyes like raisins stare blindly at nothing and tiny fangs have gone brown from disuse.  The wings are wrapped around its body, with tiny claws curled into its large ears.  Somehow, it doesn't look very magical.

appraise_text:
The mummified bat is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: gold silk midriff top
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This sheer top is not much more than a length of soft golden silk draped around the wearer's chest and fastened in the centre with a tiny beaded butterfly clasp.  It leaves very little to the imagination.

appraise_text:
The gold silk midriff top is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ninja mask
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A ninja mask covers the lower part of the face, obscuring the mouth and chin while leaving the eyes free.  While this doesn't seem to actually do anything disguise-wise, it does make you look like a total bad ass.

appraise_text:
The ninja mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: violet skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from cotton, this simple skirt has been dip dyed to show a graduation of shades from pale violet at the top down to a deep purple at the hem at ankle level.  The effect is quite attractive and the skirt is finished with a purple ribbon belt at the waist.

appraise_text:
The violet skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is violet and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: heart of Coeur de Chevre cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This beautiful heart-shaped Genuan cheese is made from raw goat's milk, and typically comes wrapped in a chestnut leaf.  The almost pure white flesh is soft and sticks to the palate, before melting into a deliciously light flavour, with no goaty sourness.


item_name: lump of goat's milk cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Although small, this rounded morsel of goat's milk cheese packs a punch.  The heady aroma matches the powerful, almost bitter taste.  A little bit of goat's milk cheese goes a long way.  The flavour of this cheese has been enhanced with herbs and pepper.


item_name: wedge of Lancre cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This photogenic wedge of Lancre cheese is complete with traditional holes, or "eyes", caused by the expansion of gases during ripening.  A stiff rind covers the outer edge, protecting the fairly mild, but sweet, nutty flavour within.


item_name: cone of Sapsago cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Curiously cone shaped, this rindless cheese is a pale green colour due to the addition of fenugreek.  Sapsago is a hard and gritty cheese, salty and sour in flavour, originating in Uberwald, where they used to call it Schabziger, but somehow that got convoluted with discalisation.  Quite overpowering on its own, it is chiefly used in cooking or as a topping.


item_name: stuffed haddock
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a small haddock, about six inches long which is long dead and has been to the taxidermist's.  Its soul has gone to the great seabed in the sky, but its body has been perfectly preserved by Ankh-Morpork's famous guild of stuffers.

appraise_text:
The stuffed haddock is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of metal.


item_name: lucky whalebone token necklace
appraise_text: It is made of bone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
An engraved whalebone coin has been pierced in the middle and looped with a length of rough hemp.  The token might not be the official currency of any nation on the Disc, but it is certainly more decorative than most.  One side displays a proud relief of the Circle Sea with large stars representing each of the major port cities.  The reverse side of the token is the image of a whale blasting out a fountain of water.


item_name: pair of whalebone chopsticks
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Two thin slivers of whalebone have been shaped and varnished into a simple pair of chopsticks.  They have a smooth nub at one end and taper to a dull point at the other.

appraise_text:
The pair of whalebone chopsticks is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: whalebone die
appraise_text: The whalebone die is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of bone.
weight: between 3 g and 4 g
description:
Shaped into a cube with the accuracy only a dwarf can muster, this die has been carved from a small dense chunk of bleached whalebone.  Black dots have been painted in pitted circles on each side.


item_name: very old silver coin
appraise_text: The very old silver coin is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of silver.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The Ankh-Morpork crown is very old and has been out of circulation for some time.  It shows Lord Snapcase's head on the reverse and the Patrician's palace on the obverse.


item_name: ancient Djelian toon
appraise_text: The ancient Djelian toon is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of silver.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The ancient Djelian toon is no longer legal tender.  It is very old indeed.  It shows the head of King Tepicymon III on the reverse, and a part of the Necropolis on the obverse.


item_name: ancient brass coin
appraise_text: The ancient brass coin is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of brass.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This brass coin is very old indeed.  It stopped being legal tender many years before you were born.  It is so worn it's no longer possible to tell even what nation the coin is from.  The outline of a head is faintly visible on the reverse.  The obverse is completely smooth.


item_name: tatty old magazine
weight: between 3/9 lb and 4/9 lb
description:
This magazine is printed on cheap, thin paper.  It is tatty and looks like it has been read many, many times.  The paper is slightly yellowed with age.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed tatty old magazine is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: pair of blue denim deans
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers are made from hardwearing blue denim.  Invented by the Dean of the Unseen University, they feature no stitching, but are rather held together by steel rivets.  They look rather cool, and reek of Music With Rocks In.  The pair of blue denim deans has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue denim deans is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of denim and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: "Born To Rune" leather jacket
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an incredibly cool black leather jacket, probably from the time of the "Band With Rocks In".  The leather is stylishly worn and cracked, and metal studs spell out "Born To Rune" on the back.  The "Born To Rune" leather jacket has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The "Born To Rune" leather jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: "Coins Rule" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a plain black t-shirt with the words "Coins Rule" printed across the front in large, yellow letters.

appraise_text:
The "Coins Rule" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: medium bucket
description: This is a medium-sized metal bucket. It is not very shiny.
weight: 2lb
appraise_text:
The medium bucket is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 20 pounds, about one hundred and ninety items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: steel cleaning tray
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small tray made of steel.  If it was filled with acid or some other cleaning solution it could probably be used to clean something small and metal.

appraise_text:
The steel cleaning tray is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: cardboard display case
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a small, cheap cardboard display case.  It has been designed to store something small and to keep it safe during transit, but probably not for very long.  It is kept shut by a wire latch.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The cardboard display case is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: mahogany display case
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, elaborate mahogany display case.  It is carved around the edges with a pattern of swirls.  It has a glass front which will allow the owner to proudly display the case's contents while keeping them protected during transit.  There is a silver latch on the side keeping the case closed.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The mahogany display case is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of mahogany and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: pine display case
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small and simple pine display case.  It has been designed to store a collection and display it with pride.  It would be perfect for protecting something small and delicate while in transit.  It is kept shut by a small steel latch.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The pine display case is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of pine and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: Freudian slip
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This slinky underskirt is made from flesh pink silk.  It is semi-translucent, with an odd pattern of darker pink cylinders and circles covering it.  A long, thick cord runs down the left hand side, the end hanging flaccidly in the air.

appraise_text:
The Freudian slip is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: scrunchy blue corset
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This corset is made from scrunchy fabric that creases up once worn, producing an unusual effect.  The fabric is pale blue, while the corset itself is lined with soft cotton to protect the skin.  There are tasselled laces that can be used to tighten it, shaping the cleavage, or to loosen and remove it.  The scrunchy blue corset has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The scrunchy blue corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is pale blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: champagne lace teddy
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This teddy isn't made of champagne, but it may as well be since it is a completely translucent bit of frothy lace.  It gives new meaning to the word "allure".

appraise_text:
The champagne lace teddy is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is champagne and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: elegant striped waistcoat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This waistcoat is rather well cut from smooth brocade, and the design is almost the epitome of taste.  The front is striped in alternating narrow panels of dark brown and olive green, while the back is a solid black, and the buttons are a restrained dark brown and gold filigree.  The elegant striped waistcoat has one fob pocket.

appraise_text:
The elegant striped waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: raindrop grey bolero jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Simple and elegant in cut, this jacket barely reaches to the bottom of the wearer's shoulder-blades.  The damasked silk shows patterns of vines and flowers, and the edges have been trimmed with wide silver braid.

appraise_text:
The raindrop grey bolero jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is raindrop grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: boa constrictor boa
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This boa constrictor boa is long, fluffy, made of feathers, and patterned with yellow and green and tan scales.  It has round glass eyes and is altogether not a real boa.

appraise_text:
The boa constrictor boa is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of feathers and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald bathrobe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
With exceptionally large pockets, this emerald bathrobe seems perfect for wearing at such times when you need some place to store your hairbrush, pair of clean socks, mail and breakfast.  It is made of cotton and looks rather warm, but not very suited to getting wet.  The emerald bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The emerald bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: designer wallet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a most stylish and elegant wallet, definitely out to impress.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The designer wallet is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: stealth bathrobe
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This bathrobe could easily be mistaken for a bathrobe-shaped shadow, such as you might see on any busy street.  It is, naturally, all black and has several pockets to hide anything you might wish to keep secret.  Oh, and it's fluffy enough for a good snuggle after a day's sneaking about.  The stealth bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The stealth bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: ivory ballet veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Ethereal ivory tulle sweeps down from a glittering comb and down the body, falling softly between the knees and the ankles.  This exquisite veil has been scattered with hundreds of tiny seed pearls, making the veil shimmer softly.

appraise_text:
The ivory ballet veil is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Klatchian silver face covering
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Delicate silver chain mail is held to the head by two small diamond clips which sit behind each ear.  The mesh work then falls across the lower face before tapering off into points at the base of the neck.  It sparkles as light catches its surface.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian silver face covering is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is silver and is made of silver and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: snowy white himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-woven linen himation dyed in pale shades of blue and snowy white.  Tiny swirls of sapphire blue and silver add tasteful decoration along the hems.

appraise_text:
The snowy white himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is snow white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: delicate black towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This soft cotton towel doesn't look like it could absorb much water, but closer inspection reveals it has been expertly woven to not only look stylish but just as absorbent as a more substantial towel.  The Assassins' Guild emblem has been embroidered in the corner.

appraise_text:
The delicate black towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo silk halter
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made from thin satin-sheened silk, worked with the sacred names of a hundred gods in silver thread, this garment surely conceals nothing at all.  Where the double-layered silk straps meet at the back of the wearer's neck, however, a neat little scabbard is positioned at just such an angle for them to whip out a hidden knife and send it flashing into an unsuspecting victim's wide and staring eyes.  It could sheathe a knife or dagger.

appraise_text:
The indigo silk halter is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of purple thigh-high stockings
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Tubes of thin silk caress the legs up to mid thigh, where they stay up, probably due to some kind of anti-gravity magic.

appraise_text:
The pair of purple thigh-high stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: twilight-coloured evening dress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Thick, soft satin, the colour of that elusive time between evening and night, wraps closely around the wearer's figure and flares out to an ankle-length skirt.  The low-cut sweetheart neckline rises to wreathe the wearer's shoulders in garlands of orchid flowers, and more rich, lush orchids are twined around the hem.

appraise_text:
The twilight-coloured evening dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is twilight and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight blue and gold turban
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This length of deep, midnight blue silk is designed to be wound around the head to form an elegant headpiece.  The silk is exquisitely embroidered in golden thread with the names of the many Djelian deities, and a magnificent topaz brooch is pinned above the brow.  A tall, gold-dyed plume extends with a flourish from the folds, the vanes shimmering in the light.  It would be perfect for the formal occasion of a wedding.  The midnight blue and gold turban has five inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The midnight blue and gold turban is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of linen and cloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: black silk veil
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This wisp of sheer black silk spills down the front of the wearer's face like a waterfall at midnight, concealing everything from the bridge of the nose downwards.  It is bound along the top by a thin ribbon of velvet, as soft and dark as sleep, which trails out into tiny ebony clasps that secure the veil in the wearer's hair.  Tiny obsidian beads dangle from the bottom hem to weight the thin fabric and to guard against the veil being blown aside by an errant breeze.  The shimmering silk of the veil serves to enhance and deepen the eyes, making them appear larger and more alluring.

appraise_text:
The black silk veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of filmy, clinging, billowing harem trousers
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Thin silken gauze, the indescribable colour of the earliest morning light, drapes in soft rippling, slithering folds from a triple-stranded belt of thin gold chains, decorated with tiny bells and medallions.  The material is gathered at the ankles into matching gold-chained cuffs, and more bells jingle and chime with the wearer's movements.

appraise_text:
The pair of filmy, clinging, billowing harem trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple white linen wedding shift
weight: 2lb
description:
Straight-cut, simply sewn, and entirely unadorned, this thin linen shift symbolises an Omnian bride's purity and lack of conflicting obligations.

appraise_text:
The simple white linen wedding shift is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivory scroll navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A slim, curving steel bar holds this tiny carved ivory scroll, half-unrolled, nestled securely into the wearer's navel.


item_name: ruby belly stone
appraise_text: It is made of ruby and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
An enormous, skilfully cut ruby which sits snugly in the belly button.  It shines brightly as rays of light catch its surface.


item_name: ptourist pturban
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This flashy white headpiece is designed to look like a traditional Djelian turban, the difference being that this one is sewn into shape.  Embroidered in many bright and gaudy colours at slap-dash angles and in every language on the Disc, is the name of the Klatchian city of Djelibeybi.  In slightly smaller letters, but also embroidered all over the cloth, the words 'Urban Turbans' can be discerned.  The ptourist pturban has five inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The ptourist pturban is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: suspicious-looking white turban
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This white cloth turban looks suspiciously bulkier than the average turban.  When worn, it seems to sit uncomfortably upon the skull, as if it is actually quite heavy.  It looks like it would probably afford the wearer a degree of protection.

appraise_text:
The suspicious-looking white turban is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and cloth and could be worn as armour.


item_name: golden ibis magistrate's mitre
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Towering above the head, this tall, official headdress bestows upon the wearer an aura of magisterial grandeur.  Created by deftly folding lengths of rich, purple silk around a hard cap, the mitre is the work of an expert craftsman.  To the front of the soaring crown of the headdress is affixed the golden figure of an ibis, its wings spread outwards, its stomach a magnificent diamond.  The golden ibis magistrate's mitre has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The golden ibis magistrate's mitre is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: scarab-crowned magistrate's mitre
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Towering above the head, this tall, official headdress bestows upon the wearer an aura of magisterial grandeur.  Created by deftly folding lengths of rich, purple silk around a hard cap, the mitre is the work of an expert craftsman.  To the front of the soaring crown of the headdress is affixed a golden scarab, its wings crafted from topaz gemstones.  The scarab-crowned magistrate's mitre has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The scarab-crowned magistrate's mitre is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: embroidered ivory skirt
weight: 1lb
description:
This traditional Istanzian full-cut calf-length skirt has been made from the finest of lambswool, and the thin, soft material stirs with any passing breeze, or indeed makes a fine show on the dancing ground.  A wide band around the hem shows off the embroiderer's skill with a dense pattern of swooping, soaring swallows, done in ivory white to match the skirt on an intensely blue ground.

appraise_text:
The embroidered ivory skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sequinned peacock dress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This backless halter-neck dress is completely covered with tiny glittering sequins, blue-green on the high-necked front and carefully arranged in an intricate pattern of iridescent peacock-eyed feathers across the full, swirling skirt.

appraise_text:
The sequinned peacock dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue-green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: war hammer
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This sturdy hammer is about two feet long.  It is made of klatchian steel with a black leather grip.  The head is rounded on one side and features a vicious spike on the other.

appraise_text:
The war hammer is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: ruby silk robe
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This gossamer silk robe almost seems to pulse with a rich, ruby hue.  It has been embroidered in a floral motif with bright gold thread, and is bound about the edges with gold braid from which hang tiny gold tassels, alternating with small gold coins.  The sleeves are belled slightly at the wrists to capture a cooling breeze, and the robe hangs loose to the wearer's ankles, the gauzy material fluttering about with the slightest motion.

appraise_text:
The ruby silk robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ruby and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen dress with gold ornamentation
weight: 5lb
description:
Made from fine white many-pleated linen, this dress depends from a broad collar of gold, deeply carved and painted in red and blue.  A broad chain of flat golden links encircles the waist.

appraise_text:
The white linen dress with gold ornamentation is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: golden amber navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A single large, water-rounded oval of amber, the same depthless, intoxicating gold as the wine of Eritor, nestles teasingly into the wearer's navel.


item_name: pair of black leather boots [assassins]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These black leather boots are simply crafted, with the best leather.  They reach the ankle, supporting it for those who wish to move swiftly, or framing it for those who merely wish to show them off.  The heel is slightly squarer than one might expect.  The pair of black leather boots has one secret heel pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: deep green cutaway jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Sharply tailored for the gentleman who has a perfect figure and no compunctions at all about displaying it, this fine wool jacket has broad lapels faced with dark gold silk.  The cuffs are finished with two broad rings of matching silk, and the collar points are tipped with tiny gold topaz stones.

appraise_text:
The deep green cutaway jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of elegant black briefs
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Simple, elegant, and exquisitely comfortable, these briefs fit perfectly.  The thin black silk is exquisitely soft, and the lace panels at the hips add just the right touch of prettiness without any vulgar overstatement.  The discreet label inside the rear waistband bears the logo of exclusive Brindisian couturier Delicissima.

appraise_text:
The pair of elegant black briefs is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark sapphire ring
appraise_text: It is made of red gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
A slim, delicate band of red gold, entirely unadorned save for the single star-cut sapphire, would adorn any finger.  The stone is almost black, deigning to reflect only a very few specks of light, but those return shivering glints of deepest blue.


item_name: black gold ring
appraise_text: It is made of black gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 13 g
description:
This is an exquisitely crafted ring made of the rarest substance on the Disc, black gold.  Eight million tons of ore are required to produce sufficient material for a single item.  Its blackness makes it suitable for those who prefer to stay in the shadows, and its rarity ensures that only very, very special people ever obtain one.  You must be very special to someone.  Written in neatly-engraved pictograms in Agatean:  To someone perfect, from someone who isn't.


item_name: golden flying ibis headpiece
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
Hammered and polished to an incredibly thin and golden sheen, this flying ibis headpiece lies gently across the crown of the head.  The wings from the bird are outstretched and folded down to hug the wearer's head and rest just behind the ears.  The beautiful detail of the piece reaches across its length as the tail ends just at the occipital bone while the amber-bedecked ibis head sits just at the forehead.

appraise_text:
The golden flying ibis headpiece is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is gold and is made of gold and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver and moonstone dagger scabbard
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from thin-beaten silver, smooth and slightly curved along its length, this scabbard hangs from a delicate silver chain around the wearer's waist, riding low on the hip.  Cabochon-cut moonstones glimmer in a narrow band around the throat and from the rounded tip, and more moonstones pick out the sigil of Ket, Ibis-Headed God of Justice.  It could sheathe a dagger or knife.

appraise_text:
The silver and moonstone dagger scabbard is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of diamond-soled shoes
appraise_text: It is made of velvet and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
More like sandals, straps of black velvet criss-cross strategically, the better to show off the countless tiny but sparkling diamonds on the instep and soles.  They are the closest you can come to being a walking jewellery store, and are one sure way to lose those walking blues.


item_name: black and gold fountain pen
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This all metal fountain pen has gold-plated fittings and a high quality multi-layered brilliant lacquer finish.  It features a finely engraved bicolour medium gold plated nib, allowing for effortless and elegant writing control.  It is finished with black lacquer that gives a brilliant impression of depth from numerous ultra-thin layers.  The carefully controlled and exquisite workmanship of the Classic Collection sets standards both in classic and modern design.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The black and gold fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of gold and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: rose-cut diamond navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
The elegantly old-fashioned cut of this clear colourless stone catches and softens the light, softly shimmering rather than glittering where it sits firmly held in place by its slim steel bar.


item_name: timpani stick
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The shaft of this stick is made from polished maple and layers of felt around a wooden core form the head of the stick.

appraise_text:
The timpani stick is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: wooden recorder
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a reasonably simple and sturdy fipple flute with a beak-shaped embouchure.  It has about ten tone holes and you seem to play it by blowing in the top, holding it out in front of you.

appraise_text:
The wooden recorder is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: hammered dulcimer
weight: 2lb
description:
Graduated wires stretch tautly across the trapezoidal beech soundboard, inset with dark-stained wood in a simple abstract pattern of curves and squares.  Played by striking the strings with a hammer, the dulcimer can produce an amazing range of dynamic effects.

appraise_text:
The hammered dulcimer is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: lavender cake tin
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a somewhat battered looking lavender coloured cake tin, of the kind beloved by the Ankhian Woman's Institute.  What makes it different is the two leather straps rivetted to the sides, giving it a military edge, and allowing it to be worn like a scabbard.

appraise_text:
The lavender cake tin is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bread box
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large bread box, of the sort found in most kitchens around the Disc.  However, the one thing that makes this different is the addition of two straps, so that it might be worn by someone wanting to store bread on the move.

appraise_text:
The bread box is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Lancre mint cake
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The Lancre mint cake is designed to be useful for mountain travellers who may need to occasionally beat trolls to death.  It also can be swung around the head on the end of the piece of string to either produce a strange droning noise, which will either attract rescuers or more trolls, or mild concussion [and more trolls].  Of course, if you ever tried to eat it a good dentist would be a necessity.  It has had a hole drilled in it, through which a piece of string dangles.

appraise_text:
The Lancre mint cake is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: dwarf cake
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a dwarf cake, a cousin of the more famous dwarf breads.  It looks very much like a small, thick mill stone the colour of freshly cut pink granite.  It is probably a little more edible than the traditional bread, but that isn't saying much.  After all most things are more edible than dwarf bread.  Like your own foot, or raw tree.

appraise_text:
The dwarf cake is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: combat muffin
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Designed by dwarfish bakers to be both a potent close combat weapon and to be vaguely edible this muffin looks like it is incredibly light on the tastebuds despite being as hefty as a bowling ball.  Of course, if you value your teeth you shouldn't attempt to eat this.

appraise_text:
The combat muffin is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: sleek throwing loaf
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Calling this sleek should probably result in a visit from Mr Slant based on the fact it is about as sleek as a cow pat, an object which it very much resembles.  It would probably still make a very serviceable long distance weapon however.

appraise_text:
The sleek throwing loaf is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of chainmail bikini bottoms
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of bikini bottoms made from very fine chainmail, thankfully lined with soft, supple leather.  They don't look very comfortable or practical, and would probably provide only limited protection in a fight.

appraise_text:
The pair of chainmail bikini bottoms is about six inches long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: wooden fan
description: This lovely fan is made from wood and paper, with intricate, hand-painted decorations.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wooden fan is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of rubber thong sandals
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of cheap rubber thong sandals.  They are flat, roughly foot shaped, half-inch thick pieces of rubber.  A strap, also made from rubber, passes between the wearer's toes and loops over the foot.  Anyone wearing these would have to be careful not to walk too energetically for fear of launching one off accidentally.

appraise_text:
The pair of rubber thong sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Klatchian throwing knife
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a simple yet well-balanced Klatchian throwing knife.  It comprises little more than a razor-sharp length of steel with a simple, leather-wrapped handle.  It would probably be quite effective when thrown from a distance, but considerably less so in a melee.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian throwing knife is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: tachibo
weight: 5 3/9 lb
description:
This is a long wooden polearm bound up with strips of cloth wrapped around the shaft.  At either end bare wood protrudes out of the bindings providing two excellent striking surfaces.  This weapon is well balanced and is surprisingly heavy for its size.  There is a prominent button close to the end of the cloth at one end.

appraise_text:
The tachibo is about three and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: beer VI pack
appraise_text: The beer VI pack is not very long and not very wide. It is made of rubber.
weight: 4 7/9 lb
description:
This is a set of six thin rings made from a rubbery material.  They are about the diameter of the opening on a drinking glass and are bound beside one other in a rectangular pattern of two wide by three long.  If there are any tins held in place by the rings, you could probably "yank" one from it.  There is a tin of beer looped in each of the six rings.


item_name: Roo Beer carton
weight: 20lb
description:
This is a largish cardboard carton with a stylised picture of a kangaroo on the side.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The Roo Beer carton is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 19 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: fuzzy drop-bear
appraise_text: The fuzzy drop-bear is about four inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of cotton.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This drop-bear looks a lot like a koala, and is made from grey, fuzz covered material with a padded leather bottom.  Its small eyes are black tinted glass beads.  Finely detailed and of high quality, it seems almost alive.  It looks cute enough to cuddle, even with the sharp-looking white cloth jaws.


item_name: didgeridoo
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The didgeridoo is an instrument native to EcksEcksEcksEcks.  A long piece of hollowed eucalyptus wood, it is played by simply blowing into the end in a manner known as circular breathing.  It has been decorated with complex, flowing native patterns creating something that is not only an instrument, but also a work of art.

appraise_text:
The didgeridoo is about three and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: iron false nose
appraise_text: It is made of iron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of iron; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: bronze false nose
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of bronze; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: tin false nose
appraise_text: It is made of tin and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of tin; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: steel false nose
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of steel; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: brass false nose
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of brass; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: elegant rapier scabbard
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Made of black leather, this scabbard starts off with an elegant look.  The impression of elegance continues in the high quality, tight stitching holding the scabbard together.  A buckle made of silver completes the impression of elegance.  It could sheathe a rapier.

appraise_text:
The elegant rapier scabbard is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of leather and silver and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mythic sword scabbard
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a particularly flashy scabbard, made from tough leather and covered in emerald green shagreen.  A rainbow of shiny gems have been set into the golden metal reinforcements.  It would be ideal to hold a sword of mythical origin.  It could sheathe a mythic sword.

appraise_text:
The mythic sword scabbard is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: exquisite vellum map
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful, hand-drawn map of the area around Ankh-Morpork.  Cities, mountains and forests are drawn in exquisite detail on the heavy vellum parchment.  Marked on the map in ink are the Morpork Mountains, the mountains of Turnwise Klatchistan, the Betrush Mountains, the Carrack Mountains, Ankh-Morpork, Sto Kerrig, an old castle, Sto Lat, the Mountains of the Sun, the Skund Forest, Sto Helit, Dinky, Quirm and Pseudopolis.

appraise_text:
The exquisite vellum map is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: map of Djelibeybi
appraise_text: The map of Djelibeybi is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a rather long and thin map of the kingdom of Djelibeybi covering the kingdom and a little of Tsort and Ephebe on either side.  Marked on the map in ink are Ur, El Harib, Djelibeybi, the Haribos mountain range, the necropolis, the mountains of Turnwise Klatchistan, the Betrush Mountains, the Mountains of the Sun, the Morpork Mountains, the Djelibeybi harbour and Ephebe.


item_name: Discworld map
appraise_text: The Discworld map is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This large, yellowed piece of paper is a map of the entire Disc.  Marked on the map in ink are the mountains of Turnwise Klatchistan, the Betrush Mountains, the Haribos mountain range, the Carrack Mountains, the Mountains of the Sun, Wanobe, Djelibeybi, Heliodelphilodelphiloschromenos, Al Ybi, N'Kouf, the Morpork Mountains, Ankh-Morpork, Al Khali, Ephebe, the Hub and Bes Pelargic.


item_name: very old Ankh-Morpork ten-dollar
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The Ankh-Morpork ten-dollar is very old and has been out of circulation for some time.  It shows Lord Snapcase's head on the reverse and the Ankh-Morpork coat of arms on the obverse.

appraise_text:
The very old Ankh-Morpork ten-dollar is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver.


item_name: ancient Howondalandish coin
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The ancient Howondalandish coin is old, so old that the surfaces are almost completely smooth.  The outline of a head can just be made out on the reverse and some sort of plant on the obverse.

appraise_text:
The ancient Howondalandish coin is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver.


item_name: victoria sponge
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Made with a perfectly baked sponge cake, which has been cut in half and then had a layer of thick cream and strawberry jam spooned into the middle making this cake look absolutely heavenly.


item_name: strawberry shortcake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a slice of traditional creamy shortcake, smothered with fresh whipped cream, slices of real strawberry and a small amount of strawberry liqueur.  Mmmm...


item_name: black forest cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Layers and layers of dark rich cake that have been soaked in brandy and interspersed with layers of strawberry jam.  The cake is covered in rich cream with dark red cherries making interesting patterns on the surface of the cream.


item_name: sponge cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a small square of fluffy yellow sponge cake, misleadingly lightweight for all the pounds it'll stack on your hips.


item_name: strawberry cheese cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large cheese cake topped with layer upon layer of slices of ripe strawberry.  Just looking at it makes you start to dribble.


item_name: raisin cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This sponge-like raisin cake has been soaked in milk and has a thin layer of honey and hazelnuts on top.  It's still steaming from the oven and looks like the perfect comfort food.


item_name: flint stone
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a flint stone.  It looks slightly worn and chipped but it's still keen enough to serve its purpose.

appraise_text:
The flint stone is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of flint.


item_name: clay filled doughnut
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice doughnut, lovingly chiselled out of a piece of chalk.  Some of its clay filling oozes out at the sides.


item_name: pink doughnut
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely doughnut, chiselled out of a piece of rock.  At first sight it looks as though it has pink icing on it, but then it turns out to be made of rosy-quartz.


item_name: granite bagel
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a bagel, a type of bun with a hole in the middle.  This is no normal pastry though - it is actually made from granite.


item_name: flintstone bagel
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a nice bagel, a kind of bun with a hole through it.  It is by no means a normal piece of pastry though, since it appears to be made of flint.


item_name: pair of orange tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted an almost unimaginable shade of orange.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of orange tinted sunglasses is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of red tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted strawberry-red.  They wouldn't be very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of red tinted sunglasses is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ball of apple and walnut cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Rich, sweet flavours make this cheese a delicious addition to a dessert or salad.  The sweet tang of apple is prominent throughout the beautifully apple-shaped ball, while walnuts studded throughout deliver moments of nutty firmness.  This cheese is well matured and rind-free, most likely a product of a small Ramtops village.


item_name: small clear glass phial
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny clear glass phial, ideal for storing small amounts of potions and lotions.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small clear glass phial is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: clear glass vase
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a large clear glass vase, beautifully hand crafted.  It could probably be used to hold liquid and flowers, should you so desire.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The clear glass vase is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: clear Ecksian pot glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made clear Ecksian pot glass, designed to serve beer.  It's about half the size of a pint glass, and would be perfect to serve a fine Ecksian lager.

appraise_text:
The clear Ecksian pot glass is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: clear champagne flute
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made tall, thin flute glass made from clear glass.  It would be suitable to grace the finest tables, especially if filled with the finest champagne.

appraise_text:
The clear champagne flute is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eight items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: clear port glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made clear port glass, beautifully hand crafted.  It would be perfect to hold a small measure of vintage port to sip after a fine meal.

appraise_text:
The clear port glass is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eight items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: clear shot glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made clear shot glass, beautifully hand crafted.  It would be perfect for taking a finger of fine spirits.

appraise_text:
The clear shot glass is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: clear glass tankard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely crafted tankard made from clear glass, of the sort used to serve beer in Uberwald.  The sides are fluted, giving it a rather attractive appearance.

appraise_text:
The clear glass tankard is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: measuring tape
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is an ingenious little device comprised of a tape ruled and numbered in inches and coiled up inside a shiny metal box.  A handle projects from one side for winding it up again after use.

appraise_text:
The measuring tape is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clear glass jar
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a large clear jar, beautifully hand crafted.  You could probably store things in it, should you so desire.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The clear glass jar is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: clear glass tumbler
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made clear glass tumbler, beautifully hand crafted.  Perfect for drinking most refreshing drinks from.

appraise_text:
The clear glass tumbler is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: small clear bottle
description: This is a small clear glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The small clear bottle is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: medium sized clear bottle
description: This is a medium sized clear glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The medium sized clear bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: clear wine glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a finely made clear wine glass, beautifully hand crafted.  It would be ideal for savouring any fine vintage.

appraise_text:
The clear wine glass is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eight items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: glass ink well
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This ink well is a small glass bottle with a wide mouth and a close-fitting stopper.  Helpfully, it's got a little plaque on the side saying "INK" in big letters, so you don't forget.

appraise_text:
The glass ink well is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: black silk armband
description: This is a black silk armband worn by those in mourning.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: ae47bc4f84fa77b823c93f81723f36d29b8e4df0
appraise_text:
The black silk armband is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: painting of the Ramtops
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This beautiful oil painting shows a breathtaking mountain landscape in the Ramtops.  The mountains dominate the scene, shown as skyscraping mountains whose freezing crags and ice-green chasms acknowledge no king or cartographer, a landscape of sudden death and jagged beauty.

appraise_text:
The painting of the Ramtops is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: tragic clown painting
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a fairly small oil painting of the saddest and most miserable looking clown you've ever seen.  It's as if the artist captured the very essence of human sadness and misery, and took it further by this contradiction in terms.

appraise_text:
The tragic clown painting is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: modern painting
weight: 5lb
description:
This painting proudly bears the title "Snails With Icicles up the Nose".  It features a vivid mix of bright and contrasting colours, most notably red, blue and green, swirling around on an orange background.  Another notable aspect is the interesting use of a different paint for each of the colours.  Among them, foremost are gouache, oil paint, a lettuce leaf and some #1 explosive powder.  It is done on a large square wooden board, approximately two foot wide by two foot tall.

appraise_text:
The modern painting is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: print of the Mona Ogg
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a knockoff print of the famous Mona Ogg, originally painted by the genius Leonard of Quirm.  The portrait conveys her beauty well.  It's amazing the way the teeth follow you around the room.

appraise_text:
The print of the Mona Ogg is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: porcelain hedgehog
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a very detailed figurine of a hedgehog going about its daily business.  Each prickly spine on the hedgehog's back is needle sharp, and its beady little eyes have a malevolent gleam.  The potter's mark on the bottom of the figure indicates that it was made by the dwarves of Copperhead.

appraise_text:
The porcelain hedgehog is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Hershebian sand sculpture
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a small sculpture formed of genuine sand from Hersheba.  The figure vaguely resembles a very fat woman with no hair, but plenty of everything else.

appraise_text:
The Hershebian sand sculpture is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: poster of Droolila the Dryad
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The song 'Woody Woman' does not do justice to the vision of loveliness that is Droolila.  Sure, she has mossy hair, and emerald lips, and sap flies from her fingertips, but she is also naked.  Dryads usually are.  Except for the medallion, which can hardly be said to count.  In any event, this is a hot, lushly green poster, the kind that gives mum a heart attack and causes dad to go to the pub.

appraise_text:
The poster of Droolila the Dryad is about four feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of paper and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: cursed voodoo doll
weight: 22 2/9 lb
description:
This is an authentic, life sized voodoo doll, made of some straws tied around a simple stick skeleton.  It has a nasty metal spike driven through its heart, or rather where it would have a heart, if it were a real human.  A crown made of thorns is nailed to its head.  It doesn't really qualify as art, but it would make a fine addition to the trophy room of any collector of odd and exotic items.

appraise_text:
The cursed voodoo doll is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: coffin-shaped purse
description: This is a small purse which looks like a miniature coffin. It is open.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The coffin-shaped purse is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: occult skull brooch
appraise_text: It is made of bone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This heavy brooch has been carved from bone, into the likeness of a human skull.  Its empty eyesockets seem to gaze into the unknown depths of space and time.


item_name: occult snake earring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
The silver earring is shaped as a snake biting its own tail, emerald eyes squinting watchfully into each other.  The symbolism in this isn't totally clear, but it is believed by people who have come far on the Path of the Elders that it will protect against harmful energies and create soothing vibrations in the wearer's aura.


item_name: occult bat brooch
appraise_text: It is made of gold and silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
This is a large brooch, cunningly crafted in the shape of a bat.  Eyes made of rubies stare into space, looking for wisdom.  Large ears of spun gold collect knowledge from the cosmic rays sent by the Elders, while wide-spread silver wings filter the earth-rays and funnel their truth into a pyramid-shaped crystal set at the heart of the bat's bronze body.


item_name: occult cat earring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
From a simple silver ring hangs a cat crafted from some occult black metal.  Claws and teeth of bronze keep bad vibrations at bay, while providing a nice scratching feeling to your aura.


item_name: broom sticker
appraise_text: The broom sticker is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 3 g
description:
This is a skinny rectangular sticker made from shiny paper with some sort of dried glue smeared on one side.  It looks just narrow enough to stick onto a broomstick, although it would probably stick to just about anything.


item_name: large round stone
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a large piece of grey stone, perfectly round, smooth and with a symmetrical hole running through the middle.  All in all, it's the perfect hag stone to use when perfecting a spell for the Witch Trials.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The large round stone is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of stone.


item_name: crystal ball
appraise_text: The crystal ball is about four inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of crystal.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a portable crystal ball, about the size of a coconut.  Judging by its weight, it seems to be made of some very dense material.  Who knows what occult nonsense you could engage in with an item like this?  It softly pulses in dull octarine shades.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: silver grail
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful silver grail.  It stands precariously on a foot in the shape of an eagle talon, its cruel claws gripping greedily.  Rubies are set in occult patterns and women dance skyclad in bas-relief around the rim.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The silver grail is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: pair of grey leather gloves
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These grey gloves are made from soft leather for flexibility and padded with cotton for added protection.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey leather gloves is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bright orange jumpsuit
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Made of heavy linen and dyed a bright orange, this garment makes the sex of any wearer instantly disappear when worn.  The jumpsuit has two large pockets on each side and a large zipper running down the front of the garment.  The bright orange jumpsuit has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The bright orange jumpsuit is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is orange and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of steel-toed leather boots
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of hard leather boots with a toe area reinforced with steel shielding.  They are comfortable and functional for work or combat.

appraise_text:
The pair of steel-toed leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: brick
appraise_text: The brick is about nine inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of fired clay.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
A red clay full brick, the basic unit of masonary construction, and possibly a means of income in dark Ankh-Morpork alleyways.


item_name: full black velvet cloak with dark red silk lining
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful cloak.  Warm, concealing, and heavy, it is made of plain black velvet; the inner lining, however, is a dark winy red silk.  It swirls quite dramatically and is quite impressive.  The full black velvet cloak with dark red silk lining has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The full black velvet cloak with dark red silk lining is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: large succulent fig
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a large succulent fig.  It is very tempting to pry that tough peel open to expose the inner pulp.


item_name: mangetout
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a mangetout.  Posh people reckon it's a nice vegetable, normal people reckon it's just an under-developed pea.  You work it out.


item_name: runner bean
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long green bean, not much of a meal on its own, but with a handful of mates, it'd make a nice snackette.


item_name: swede
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
Think of all the wonderful swede recipes you could fulfill with this.  Swede cake, swede flan, swede meringue pie!


item_name: grapefruit
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This large yellow grapefruit looks more than a bit sour.  Some sugar would probably go nicely with it.


item_name: small perky apricot
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small perky apricot.  It fits snugly in the palm of your hand and is slightly fuzzy.  Its orange colour bears some freckles.


item_name: stalk of celery
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, green stalk of celery, with almost fluffy leaves on the top.  Undeniably crunchy, it looks just like one you remember your mother forcing you to eat when you were younger.


item_name: ventriloquist's dummy
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large wooden dummy with a slot in the back.  Its face has been painted with two rosy red cheeks.  Its mouth is loose and worked via a lever inside the dummy.  You'd need to insert your hand up... er.. the dummy, to be able to 'make' the dummy say anything, though.

appraise_text:
The ventriloquist's dummy is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: platinum false nose
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of platinum; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: octiron false nose
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of octiron; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: gold false nose
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of gold; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: nickel false nose
appraise_text: It is made of nickel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of nickel; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  


item_name: sparkling owl hair slide
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This hair slide has a silver owl sitting in the middle.  The owl's eyes consist of small gems.  It is polished and sparkles in the light.


item_name: sword necklace
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a miniature sword dangling on a bronze chain.  Of course it is blunt and could not possibly deal any damage.


item_name: silver ankh pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small ankh, crafted from silver.  The front and back of it are frosted, whereas the sides are smooth and gleaming.  It is attached to a delicate silver necklace.


item_name: bronze crucifox
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is, strangely enough, a small statue of a fox sitting on top of a cross.  It has been crafted from bronze and attached to a chain, so that it can be worn around the neck.


item_name: silver crucifox
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is, strangely enough, a small statue of a fox sitting on top of a cross.  It has been crafted from silver and attached to a chain, so that it can be worn around the neck.


item_name: gold crucifox
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is, strangely enough, a small statue of a fox sitting on top of a cross.  It has been crafted from gold and attached to a chain, so that it can be worn around the neck.


item_name: book of cigarette papers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small book contains cigarette papers that can be torn out of it when there is an urgent need to roll a cigarette.  Of course it's not a proper book, it's more like a bundle of papers sticking together somehow.  Then again, so is a book.  There are twenty papers left in it.

appraise_text:
The book of cigarette papers is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: tube of waterproofing oil
appraise_text: The tube of waterproofing oil is about six inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of foil.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a large tube of waterproofing oil, designed to be used on leather clothing.  It seems to have about ten applications left.


item_name: fine indulgence
appraise_text: The fine indulgence is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a medium-sized piece of paper, covered with a great variety of religious symbols.  The outer edges of the indulgence are covered in a fine gold gilt in an attempt to give the whole thing a feeling of class.  In the middle of the indulgence are some lines of carefully written text, with two gaps which appear to have been hastily filled in.


item_name: silver cigarette case
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a slim cigarette case made from silver.  It has minimalist decoration consisting of a single band of lacquer down one side.  Stylish for either a man or woman, it would hold about half a dozen cigarettes.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The silver cigarette case is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: woodbox
weight: 22 2/9 lb
description:
A heavy looking box that is used to store wood for the fire, the sturdy construction makes this box look ideal for holding some wood.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The woodbox is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: flying swallow thimble
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thimble of the sort used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.  A delightful pattern of flying swallows encircles the bottom of the thimble.

appraise_text:
The flying swallow thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivy vine thimble
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thimble of the sort used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.  Made from iron, it has a intricate pattern on intertwined ivy vines.

appraise_text:
The ivy vine thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tree frog thimble
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thimble of the sort used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.  A pattern of delightful dancing green frogs has been enamelled onto the ironwork.

appraise_text:
The tree frog thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rose bloom thimble
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thimble of the sort used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.  A single rose bloom has been delicately enamelled onto either side of the iron worked thimble.

appraise_text:
The rose bloom thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cabbage thimble
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thimble of the sort used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.  A frieze of cabbages has been engraved into the side.

appraise_text:
The cabbage thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bottle opener
description: This is an ornate iron bottle opener that works for both left and right-handed people.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The bottle opener is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron.


item_name: iron picture frame
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ornate, if rather modern, iron picture frame.  It was obviously made by a skilled ironworker.

appraise_text:
The iron picture frame is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is grey and is made of iron and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: safety clip
appraise_text: The safety clip is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a high technology item.  It is designed to be used as a buckle, and will safeguard you from much harm if used properly.


item_name: small iron keyring
description: This is a small iron keyring, suitable for holding a few small keys.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
It is made of iron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: thimble
description: A small thimble used by tailors to prevent their needle from stabbing into their fingers.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The thimble is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: whale tooth dagger
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The blade of this dagger has been fashioned from the carefully polished tooth of a whale.  While the tip of the tooth has been sharpened to a fine point, the dagger is largely ornamental, as evidenced by the nautical patterns engraved all over it.  The hilt is made of a pale type of wood.

appraise_text:
The whale tooth dagger is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: decorative whalebone comb
appraise_text: It is made of bone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
In an effort to keep tresses of hair atop your head instead of in your soup, this ornamental and practical comb has been crafted from a thin piece of whalebone.  Its handle includes a tiny breaching whale picked in exquisite detail.


item_name: sonky box
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This waxed cardboard box should contain a dozen of Mr Sonky's best, unless they've been used.  Perfect for that big party or if unexpected guests drop by to be entertained...

appraise_text:
The sonky box is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: twelve pack of Mr Sonky's finest [sonky box]
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This waxed cardboard box should contain a dozen of Mr Sonky's best, unless they've been used.  Perfect for that big party or if unexpected guests drop by to be entertained...  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The sonky box is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: one of Mr Sonky's finest
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is an uninflated green balloon shaped item.  It looks... limp...  You try to wear the deflated green balloon, but it doesn't fit!

appraise_text:
The deflated green balloon is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is green and is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: small peach-coloured phial
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small badly blown phial in peach-coloured glass.  The faults glimmer slightly when under light, creating a slightly mystical effect.  Written in careful handwriting: Granny Weatherwaxe's Ramtop Invigorator & Passion's Philtre, Onne Spoonful Onlie before bed and that Smalle.

appraise_text:
The small peach-coloured phial is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: Granny Weatherwaxe's Ramtop Invigorator & Passion's Philtre
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small badly blown phial in peach-coloured glass.  The faults glimmer slightly when under light, creating a slightly mystical effect.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The small peach-coloured phial is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: whalebone ball
appraise_text: The whalebone ball is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of bone.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
For the connoisseur, it would be simple to spot the difference between this whalebone billiard ball and a crafted piece of true elephant ivory.  It has been smoothed and shined to a high degree and it might serve as a decent substitute, although it will be considerably less fun without the other balls.


item_name: whalebone crab
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This tiny crab has been strung together out of whalebone slivers on short pieces of wire.  Two tiny claws, a full set of short legs, even the crab's little eyestalks; every part of the crab's anatomy has been captured in terrific detail.  How did the scrimshander get such lifelike intricacies out of these tiny pieces of bone?

appraise_text:
The whalebone crab is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of bone.


item_name: whalebone whale
appraise_text: The whalebone whale is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of bone.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
In a sad twist of fate, a piece of bone from a whale has been carved into the shape of the very creature it came from.  While irony is no doubt lost on the original owner of the bone, the end result is quite attractive.  Made of a single piece of bone, every detail of the whale has been neatly whittled out in flowing lines.


item_name: engraved whale tooth
appraise_text: The engraved whale tooth is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of bone.
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A large tooth from an even larger whale has been decorated all the way around with attractive maritime themed scenes.  An expert scrimshander has included a simplistic map of the Circle Sea and Rim Ocean.  There is also an intricate whaling scene where, amidst a frothy ocean, a tiny dinghy is dwarfed alongside a massive, mighty whale that has been harpooned with several long roped javelins.  It is an excellent example of simple folksy art.


item_name: white clinical robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a clinical robe, of the type an alchemist would wear.  Clean, dapper, with no easily-noticable stains, it's almost bizarre that it holds up so well.  It also has pockets, it does.  The white clinical robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The white clinical robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a black cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The black cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of plain navy trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of simple navy trousers.  They're thoroughly functional and not even remotely fashionable... obviously they have been designed with utility and not aesthetics in mind.

appraise_text:
The plain navy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is navy blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: bedrock-inna-box
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a piece of genuine Genuan bedrock straight from the River Vieux.  It is encased in amber, and the natural striations of this rich, red stone are stunningly beautiful.  This would look great on someone's mantelpiece, or as a paperweight!

appraise_text:
The bedrock-inna-box is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: jack in the box
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a wooden box with a metal handle.  A jack in the box toy is a charming gift for any child who is having troubles sleeping and keeping parents up at night... long enough exposure to one of these will make them never want to sleep again, and spend their nights in deathly quiet lest they attract the attention of the demon within the box.  The box is currently closed.

appraise_text:
The jack in the box is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: boat-inna-bottle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a boat-inna-bottle.  There is a miniature Genuan vessel bobbing up and down in the miniature ocean held inside the bottle by a rather tightly fitting cork.  You could possibly shake the bottle.  There appears to be an imp at the helm.

appraise_text:
The boat-inna-bottle is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden whistle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small whistle.  It appears to be made of rowan wood.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The wooden whistle is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: towering clock wig
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a towering white powdered wig, with mounds of ringlets all piled up on each other in a mass orgy of hirsute sartorialness.  Amidst all these curls, a beautiful enamelled clock with delicate golden hands has carefully been lodged.  The delicate golden hands of the inset clock display that the current time is: 7:11pm, Tuesday 14th June Prime, UC 2039.

appraise_text:
The towering clock wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: enormous riverboat wig
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This majestic sartorial construction is an hirsute memorial to Genua's riverboat economy.  Nestling atop a wave-shaped crest of silver curls the colour of a stormy sea is an intricately detailed model of a paddlewheel riverboat.  The detail is so fine there is a tiny Genuan flag attached to the prow, and the little wooden paddlewheel actually spins around from a passing breeze.

appraise_text:
The enormous riverboat wig is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of hair and could be worn as armour.


item_name: scarlet bathing cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Tight and bright, no water will damage your perfectly squashed coif or wrinkle your smooth, shiny scalp if you're wearing this scarlet bathing cap.

appraise_text:
The scarlet bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is scarlet and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ribbed reservoir-tip bathing cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a beige-coloured bathing cap with a lovely little picture of a reservoir lake on the centre of its very top.  And of course it's made out of rubber. That's the best material for bathing caps.  The ribs make it all the better to catch your hair.

appraise_text:
The ribbed reservoir-tip bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is beige and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk bathing trunks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Silk may not be the best choice of material for bathing trunks, but are all bathing suits suitable for swimming?  Absolutely not.  A flash of pink frilly lining is just visible at the mid-thigh length leg hems.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk bathing trunks is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scarlet swim trunks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Eye-catching swim trunks, these are perhaps the best choice for bathers who anticipate the need to be rescued at sea.

appraise_text:
The pair of scarlet swim trunks is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is scarlet and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: screeching whistle
description: This is a whistle most commonly used in carnivals. It looks like blowing it might make a noise.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The screeching whistle is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: zombie keyring
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a ring of metal, cunningly designed to provide a place to keep keys.  A decorative zombie carved from cypress wood has been attached to it.  The zombie is holding a flag, upon which some letters have been scrawled.

appraise_text:
It is made of wood and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: vortex ring
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 12.2 g
description:
A steel ring, grey as the knife-blade, has been used as a base for this ominous design.  Around it have been woven silver and gold wires, creating a lattice through which the enclosed steel can barely be made out.  A flat disc of octiron has been fastened to the top of the ring, and a single star ruby protrudes from its centre.  Spokes of diamond dust stretch from ruby to rim, and between each pair of spokes lies a bone-white letter.  Written in octarine fire: "Finis"


item_name: red tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, tapered strip of dark red silk, which any cultured gentleman will have absolutely no difficulty at all wrapping around his neck in a flawlessly complex fashion.

appraise_text:
The red tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is dark red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, tapered strip of dove grey silk, which any cultured gentleman will have absolutely no difficulty at all wrapping around his neck in a flawlessly complex fashion.

appraise_text:
The grey tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is dove grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, tapered strip of forest green silk, which any cultured gentleman will have absolutely no difficulty at all wrapping around his neck in a flawlessly complex fashion.

appraise_text:
The green tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is forest green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, tapered strip of navy blue silk, which any cultured gentleman will have absolutely no difficulty at all wrapping around his neck in a flawlessly complex fashion.

appraise_text:
The blue tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is navy blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, tapered strip of ivory-white silk, which any cultured gentleman will have absolutely no difficulty at all wrapping around his neck in a flawlessly complex fashion.  It would look quite stunning with a dark shirt and an expensive suit.

appraise_text:
The white tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is ivory-white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: door wedge [common]
description: A common wooden door wedge. You use them to hold a door open.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The door wedge is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small keyring
description: This is a small keyring, suitable for holding a few small keys.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
It is made of some unidentifiable material and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: pyramid keyring
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The keyring basically consists of a small metal ring that is attached by a delicate chain to a small golden pyramid.  It looks quite expensive and you are quite sure that it is made of solid gold.  As with most keyrings you could attach keys to the ring for safekeeping.

appraise_text:
It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: cheap flimsy chapbook
weight: between 2/9 lb and 3/9 lb
description:
This is a neatly bound booklet of cheap, thin paper, with a cover of slightly thicker cardboard.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed cheap flimsy chapbook is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a limited edition authentic scumble measure glass, as produced by the ancient scumble brewers.  It is very exclusive.

appraise_text:
The glass is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: leather strip
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long strip of leather, about the right length to wrap around your waist.  If you had a buckle, you could attach it to the strip to make a belt.

appraise_text:
The leather strip is about three and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather.


item_name: large grey waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large grey packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large grey waxed paper packet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is grey and is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: tiny waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The tiny waxed paper packet is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: tiny grey waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny grey packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The tiny grey waxed paper packet is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is grey and is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: medium waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a medium packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The medium waxed paper packet is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: large waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large waxed paper packet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: small grey waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small grey packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small grey waxed paper packet is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is grey and is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: medium grey waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a medium grey packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The medium grey waxed paper packet is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is grey and is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: huge grey waxed paper packet
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: l
description:
This is a huge grey packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The huge grey waxed paper packet is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is grey and is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: colourful glass keyring
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small square of multi-coloured glass that seems to reflect different colours at different times.  At the moment, it is predominately made up of hues of green and yellow.  Etched on one side of the glass are the words "The Royal Art Museum - A World of Colour".

appraise_text:
It is multicoloured and is made of glass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: colourful tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A long, tapered tie made from soft, grey silk.  It has been printed all over with tiny paintbrushes, each loaded with paint, creating a kaleidoscope of colours.

appraise_text:
The colourful tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Genuine Mystical Healing Brick
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a large, heavy, orange housebrick.  It's quite possible that ancient forces have imbued it with the mysterious, eldritch ability to heal those around it.

appraise_text:
The Genuine Mystical Healing Brick is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of brick and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: souvenir fountain pen
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A black fountain pen with a silver nib.  Written in silver filigree down the side are the words "The Royal Art Museum - Ankh-Morpork".  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The souvenir fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: large printed towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
In the finest tradition of Modern Art, this towel has been printed with a picture of a towel.  A fluffy blue towel.  Along the bottom edge of the towel are the words "Art Matters".

appraise_text:
The large printed towel is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: smooth crystal
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This small, round crystal has been diligently polished so that its once rough surface is now as smooth as marble.  It would probably serve quite well as a glass eye.

appraise_text:
The smooth crystal crystal is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: faceted crystal
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small crystal of an unknown, clear substance.  It has been carefully chipped at so that its many facets bend light in interesting, colourful ways.

appraise_text:
The faceted crystal crystal is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: meditation crystal
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a little pyramid carved from crystal.  Designs on the surface seem to draw the eye to the centre, to aid meditation.

appraise_text:
The meditation crystal crystal is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: white crystal
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a coarse, milky-hued rock crystal, about two inches in diameter.  Perhaps it has some hidden power contained in it.  Then again, perhaps not.

appraise_text:
The white crystal crystal is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: printed map
appraise_text: The printed map is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small map printed onto a piece of white paper.  In colourful lettering at the top of it is a banner reading "The Royal Ankh-Morpork Art Museum - Home Is Where The Art Is".


item_name: jasmine bloom bauble
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a delicately wrought yellow gold jasmine bloom that has been suspended in a crystal bauble.  Attached to the bauble with a simple silver solder is a delicate link silver chain.


item_name: moonstone diadem
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large headband of twisted silver strands which extends to fit snugly around the head.  Fitted into its mesh of fibres are a large number of oddly shaped moonstones which glitter an opalescent white and reflect the light.


item_name: golden-green amber diadem
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large headband of twisted silver strands which extends to fit snugly around the head.  Woven into its mesh of fibres are a large number of greenish gold amber stones which glitter in the light and project a greenish aura around the wearer.


item_name: green malachite pendant
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Swirls of light and dark green malachite combine in this pendant, reflecting the light and casting a green aura around the wearer's throat.  The multishaded green stone is complemented by a thick gold chain which slips around the neck.


item_name: lucky nephrite amulet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This dark green coloured piece of nephrite has been firmly encased in twisted strands of gold and hangs from a delicate chain.  Inside the golden case, the stone is just able to be seen, nearly throbbing as it exerts its lucky protection against pytos.


item_name: ruby moon garnet pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This pendant has been made from a crescent shaped piece of garnet which has been hung with its ends pointing upward from a slender silver chain.  It is said that wearing such a pendant will protect oneself from the slowing down of time.


item_name: plain grey tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This tie is more or less the epitome of tie-ness - the wool is entirely plain, without anything interesting in the pattern or the weave, or indeed the colour.

appraise_text:
The plain grey tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: box of chocolate liqueurs
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a delightfully decorated small box for packing chocolates from Rosa's Chocolate Emporium on Pseudopolis Yard.  It has been delicately painted with golden roses.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The delightfully decorated box is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: white chocolate truffle
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a white chocolate truffle, which has been coated lightly in icing sugar to emphasise its unique hand-made quality.  It looks delicious.


item_name: dark chocolate truffle
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a dark chocolate truffle, which has been coated lightly in cocoa powder to emphasise its unique hand-made quality.  It looks delicious.


item_name: milk chocolate truffle
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a milk chocolate truffle, which has been coated lightly in cocoa powder for that special hand-made look.  It looks delicious.


item_name: chocolate covered candied fruit
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a piece of fruit, which has been candied in vast quantites of sugar and then dipped into milk chocolate.  This one appears to have been made from a piece of [fruit].


item_name: delightfully decorated box
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a delightfully decorated small box for packing chocolates from Rosa's Chocolate Emporium on Pseudopolis Yard.  It has been delicately painted with golden roses.


item_name: flowing black cloak
weight: 2lb
description:
Trimmed with midnight black silk, this deep black velvet cloak folds around the body as gently as a lover's hand and seems to wrap its wearer in smooth shadow that disdainfully shuns mundane dirt.  It leaves the wearer's head free but otherwise conceals their body down to the ankles.  The only visible adornment is a small Conlegium Sicariorum crest just above the wearer's heart.  This discreet embroidery has been worked in dark silver thread so that it doesn't gleam in the moonlight and draw unwanted attention, but will still be visible for official guild occasions.  A few curious folds in the silk trim will ensure that neither glint nor sound of steel will interrupt a professional or social situation.

appraise_text:
The flowing black cloak is about five feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight black bolero jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Simple and elegant in cut, this jacket barely reaches to the bottom of the wearer's shoulder-blades.  The heavy silk has been covered with ornate black Sto Helit lace, its intersections picked out with jet beading, and the edges are trimmed with wide black braid.

appraise_text:
The midnight black bolero jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: forest green strapless dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The sleek, forest green satin that this dress is made from clings gently to the wearer's body.  A tight sweetheart neckline shapes itself perfectly to the bust and the neatly trimmed hem ends stylishly just above the calf.  The fabric itself, which has been masterfully tailored to accentuate the wearer's best features, is completely unadorned, which gives the dress a simple, elegant feel.  The satin tightly hugs the body, subtly hinting at the mysteries that could be waiting underneath... a cold dagger, perhaps.

appraise_text:
The forest green strapless dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is forest green and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: close-fitting black leather skirt suit
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Cut from the thinnest, softest leather and dyed a deep subtle black, this two-piece suit is not for the faint of heart.  Guaranteed to give even the most androgynous of wearers a lush hourglass figure, this outfit will enhance curves that may not even have featured in the wearer's dreams before.  A slim belt with a darkened silver buckle nips in the wearer's waist, and the tight pencil skirt reaches to just below the knee.  The severity of the cut works playfully against the suit's undoubted femininity, and the overall impression is of someone who means business... and is looking for clients.

appraise_text:
The close-fitting black leather skirt suit is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: tiny [colour] glass phial
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This tiny shimmering [colour] glass phial has been inlaid with intricate steel carvings which hold a delicate steel cap in place.  Its elegance is deceptive as it is well made enough to take quite a beating.   

appraise_text:
The tiny shimmering [colour] glass phial is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: sheet of Black Widow House parchment
weight: 11 g
description:
This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a black widow spider perched in her web and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".  Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.

appraise_text:
The sheet of Black Widow House parchment is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of parchment and paper.


item_name: sheet of Cobra House parchment
weight: 11 g
description:
This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a cobra coiling hypnotically and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".  Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.

appraise_text:
The sheet of Cobra House parchment is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of parchment and paper.


item_name: sheet of Scorpion House parchment
weight: 11 g
description:
This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a scorpion poised to strike and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".  Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.

appraise_text:
The sheet of Scorpion House parchment is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of parchment and paper.


item_name: sheet of Tree Frog House parchment
weight: 11 g
description:
This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a beady-eyed tree frog and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".  Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.

appraise_text:
The sheet of Tree Frog House parchment is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of parchment and paper.


item_name: sheet of Viper House parchment
weight: 11 g
description:
This is a sheet of good quality parchment, embossed at the top with a viper amidst long grass and the motto "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".  Clearly, someone thought that the image of the Guild was extremely important, to go to the effort of producing such a beautiful, smooth, translucent piece of soft supple skin as this.

appraise_text:
The sheet of Viper House parchment is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of parchment and paper.


item_name: trailing twilight hooded cape
weight: 1lb
description:
Made from a strong, deceptively warm spider silk, this beautifully exquisite cape sweeps back across the wearer's shoulders and falls to a scalloped hem that either trails lightly on the floor whilst sneaking silently around, or flutters behind the wearer during a hot pursuit.  At the throat, a crouching spider with tiny garnet eyes, formed from the rarest black gold, clasps it closed, and it rises to a deep hood that veils the wearer's features in mystery.

appraise_text:
The trailing twilight hooded cape is about five feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is twilight and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: family sized Magrat loaf
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
Originating from Lancre, this large flat loaf was named after the baggy trousers infamously worn by one of the Lancre Coven.  It is a large loaf designed for families.  What families are meant to do with a loaf this hard is uncertain; possibly break up large rocks or construct a wall.

appraise_text:
The family sized Magrat loaf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: large paintbrush
description: This is a large paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: wide paintbrush
description: This is a wide paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wide paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: plain paintbrush
description: This is a plain paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The plain paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: stout paintbrush
description: This is a stout paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The stout paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: small paintbrush
description: This is a small paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The small paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: narrow paintbrush
description: This is a narrow paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The narrow paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: fat paintbrush
description: This is a fat paintbrush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The fat paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: viper stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This slender knife has been skilfully made from a darkly gleaming steel, the ebony handle perfectly counterbalancing the short blade with its hexagonal cross-section.  The rounded pommel has a tiny viper inlaid in niello silver.

appraise_text:
The viper stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


