# items

item_name: reed pipe
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This simple reed pipe was cut by some young shepherd to amuse himself with as he wandered the meadows, looking after his sheep.  It is probably quite easy to play.

appraise_text:
The reed pipe is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: Green Billet apple
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a Green Billet apple.  In general, Billets are tiny fruits, and are coloured venomous green.  They are highly prized as a scumble apple, primarily because they make such a highly alcoholic juice when fermented, but also because they're not much good for eating.  This is due to their annoying tendency to go from stomach-twisting sourness to wasp-filled rottenness almost overnight.


item_name: smelly seed
description: This small seed smells strongly of goat manure.
weight: less than 1 g
appraise_text:
A smelly seed is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden pencil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small, straight stick has been smoothed down along the outside, hollowed, filled with a length of plumbago and sharpened to a point at one end.  You could probably write on things with it.

appraise_text:
The wooden pencil is about six inches long and not very wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: sketch pad
appraise_text: The sketch pad is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of paper and cardboard.
weight: between 1/9 lb and 2/9 lb
description:
The cover of this book has been printed with a design featuring a wheel of different coloured pencils.  [contains ASCII art inside]


item_name: [size] piece of eggshell
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: From smashing an egg.
description:
This is a piece of eggshell from a chicken egg.  It is pale brown and covered in fine cracks from where it was cracked open.

appraise_text:
The medium-sized piece of eggshell is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is pale brown and is made of eggshell.


item_name: large olpe
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is an elegant clay olpe jug used for pouring wine or water.  It has an S shape profile from its flat lip to foot and a tall curved, vertical handle.  Two dancing slaves decorate its body in black figure style.

appraise_text:
The large olpe is about six inches long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 9 pounds, about one hundred and thirty items, or about 4 quarts.


item_name: chicken egg
description: This is a pale brown chicken egg, probably containing an unhatched baby chick on its inside.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 96eafb05b4902bfb20f6f61ee2c2722102a09428
appraise_text:
The chicken egg is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is pale brown and is made of eggshell.


item_name: board
appraise_text: The board is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 7 7/9 lb
description:
This is a large wooden board that seems to have been painted black by someone with a macabre sense of humor.  Paint is starting to flake away in places, showing the bare, but dirty, wood beneath.  It appears to have something written on it.  Cock-A-Doodle-Doo.


item_name: piece of material
appraise_text: The piece of material is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of calico.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This seems to be a smallish piece of semi-coarse calico.  It is also very dirty, as though people have been using it to clean with.


item_name: brass medallion
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice medallion that has been lovingly crafted from brass.  This is definitely the sort of thing a hairy-chested poseur wouldn't be without.


item_name: seed sack
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The sack is quite small and has several holes in it where the material has rotten through.  It looks like it would come quite in handy for scattering seeds.

appraise_text:
The seed sack is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of hessian and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: block of wood
appraise_text: The block of wood is about a foot long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4lb
special_find_note: b7d1c631bde34be141b8db19b255b5ba59d374ad
description:
Somebody obviously got a little too enthusiastic with a saw, as this dark block of wood has a deep gash in it at an angle which suggests it wasn't done deliberately.


item_name: short [colour] chiton [patterned]
weight: 1lb
description:
This [adjective] [colour] chiton is made of [material].  It's worn pinned at two shoulders, without sleeves, but with a belt so that it hangs down only to the thighs.  A pattern of [pattern] decorates the fabric.

appraise_text:
The short silver-grey chiton is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silver-grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wheat grain
description: This is some hulled wheat grain. It's hard, yellow and small.
weight: 5 g
appraise_text:
One wheat grain is not very long and not very wide.  It isn't really made of anything and looks edible.


item_name: red apple
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The apple glows quietly, looking like the epitome of health.  At least it probably was until it was picked, now its health status is rather more bleak.


item_name: pirate's cape
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This short black cape is a must in the fashion conscious pirate's wardrobe.  With the beautiful blood red lining and the high quality wool, no pirate can afford not to have this cape.

appraise_text:
The pirate's cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of blue underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are very sensible pants.  Y-fronts, no less.  They have a handy flap at the front for access and elasticated legs for your safety and comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rubber knife
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a rubber knife especially suited to being thrown.  It looks like it could scare the heebie-jeebies out of the potential target.

appraise_text:
The rubber knife is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of rubber and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: long white parsnip
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Parsnips are essentially large, white carrots.  Big and bulgy at the top, they get smaller as they reach the root.  You're not sure if you could bring yourself to eat this parsnip, in some ways it reminds you of a turnip.  Everyone knows that no one cares about turnips.


item_name: sheet of cheap writing paper
weight: 3 g
description:
Thin, flimsy, and prone to tearing, this is the sort of paper the Green Slab is printed on.  Ink spreads and blotches, pencils make holes in it, and it isn't even much good for fish and chips.  On the bright side, it's cheap.

appraise_text:
The sheet of cheap writing paper is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: grubby overcoat
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
This grubby overcoat looks like it has seen better days.  It looks like it was originally beige, so the dirt on it shows up better.  It does look fairly warm, and would probably keep the rain off, though.

appraise_text:
The grubby overcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: pair of orange underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of orange underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: chainmail fundoshi
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This fundoshi is heavily padded to enhance whatever natural attributes the wearer might have.  In addition, it is covered with a layer of chainmail, in an attempt to cater to the western style.  Closer inspection reveals that the chain is non-functional.

appraise_text:
The chainmail fundoshi is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of metal and cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plumed imperial helmet
weight: 7 7/9 lb
description:
This is a plumed metal helmet, its feathers being dyed a dark purple.  Polished to an incredible shine, the colour combination could only be used by a member of the Imperial Regiment.

appraise_text:
The plumed imperial helmet is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: purple parade jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
A purple jacket, it is worn as part of the dress uniform for the Imperial Regiment, the Emperor's own unit.  The purple parade jacket has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The purple parade jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: rat trowel
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a small iron trowel, with a small trace of sawdust and rat droppings smeared on the blade despite what looks like attempts to clean it.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat trowel is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: axe keyring
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm crates.
description:
This is a keyring with a tiny axe attached to it by a short chain.  The axe looks just like a traditional dwarfish axe - one side is a pickaxe, for the extraction of interesting minerals, and the other side is a war axe, because the people who own the land with the valuable minerals in it can be so unreasonable sometimes.  A cheerful slogan is printed all around the ring, and a little doodle of a smiling rat is printed on the blade of the axe, with its long tail trailing down the handle.  This keyring was probably designed for the modern dwarf trying to get in touch with his, or her, ancestral heritage.

appraise_text:
It is made of iron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: glass mug
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm crates.
description:
This promotional mug is, rather than the usual small plastic affairs, just a glass pint mug like you'd find in a pub, with a slogan and a little doodle of a smiling rat printed on the side.  Its wide base keeps it from being knocked over by drunken patrons, while its thickened glass helps to keep it from breaking when it inevitably gets knocked over regardless.  Whoever this mug was made to appeal to, they probably like beer.

appraise_text:
The glass mug is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: plush rat
appraise_text: The plush rat is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of plush.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm crates.
description:
This is a big, cuddly plush rat.  Its right hand holds a plush fork as if about to eat a meal, while it pours a bottle of plush ketchup over itself with its left, smiling invitingly.  A slogan is printed on its plush, triangular hat.  It looks very huggable.


item_name: chainmail t-shirt
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm crates.
description:
Despite its size, this promotional t-shirt seems to have been made for a dwarfish audience, given that it's mostly composed of chainmail.  A small tag is attached to the back, indicating that it's an extra-large.  The cheapness and thinness of the overlapping iron rings serves to cut down on costs, while the patch of cloth linked into the middle of the chest trades in that crucial heart protection for a printed slogan and a little doodle of a smiling rat.  This is definitely a piece of armour for the dwarf that prizes form over function.

appraise_text:
The chainmail t-shirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and cloth and could be worn as armour.


item_name: nodachi scabbard
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is made from wooden strips, slightly curved to fit a nodachi.  It could sheathe a nodachi.

appraise_text:
The nodachi scabbard is about six and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark blue kimono
weight: 2lb
description:
This once elegant, dark blue kimono is cut generously to allow movement and has been lavishly decorated with branches of ripe red persimmons outlined with gold leaf.  Its threadbare silk has been carefully and repeatedly mended as if its owner could not bear the idea of ever replacing it.  The dark blue kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark blue kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black kabuto helm
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a plain but very elegant kabuto helm.  Its strong bowl protects the wearer's head, while the suspended shikoro protect the neck.  It is completely black, although bare iron surfaces at a few places, and features no crest.

appraise_text:
The black kabuto helm is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black leather jacket
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a dark black jacket made of the finest leather and hand stitched into the perfect jacket.  It is excellent for a night out on the town or a night brooding over a drink.  The black leather jacket has one inside pocket, one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The black leather jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: set of rat tongs
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a set of iron tongs, with the inner surface lined with cotton.  The cotton is covered with a fine coat of rat hair.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The set of rat tongs is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat caliper
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a set of two thick wooden needles, connected with a hinge and marked with measurements in set intervals.  The ends of the needles have tiny tooth marks on them.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat caliper is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat wrench
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
The rat wrench is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.

appraise_text:
This is a regular wrench like you might buy in a hardware store, made of plain iron.  A small, rather artistic engraving of a rat has been done along the handle.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.


item_name: rat brush
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a small, fine brush with a varnished wooden handle.  Little strands of rat fur are caught in the bristles.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat brush is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat fork
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a small steel tuning fork, with two prongs that form a U-shaped curve where they connect to its short handle.  A single long strand of rat fur is wound tightly around one of the prongs.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat fork is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat hose
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a moderate length of thick rubber hose, coiled up for storage.  Some muddy sawdust has dried onto one of its ends.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat hose is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat prod
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a short wooden pole, with what looks like small tooth marks on one end.  The other end is wrapped in cloth as a handle.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat prod is about two feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat ladle
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This looks like a standard ladle like you might buy in a utensil shop, made of plain iron.  A small, rather artistic engraving of a rat has been done along the handle.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat ladle is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rat scalpel
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Rat Farm chests.
description:
This is a tiny one-bladed scalpel with a grooved handle for an easier grip.  It smells like it's been cleaned with alcohol.  This was probably used by a rat farmer for some mysterious rat-farming purpose.

appraise_text:
The rat scalpel is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: mysterious rose
description:
As beautiful as it is fragrant, the flower of this OCTARINE:octarine rose has almost reached perfection.  Its mysterious colour seems to change every time you look at it.


item_name: sturdy pair of knickers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This thick, no nonsense pair of thick woolly underwear is just the thing for keeping one's nether regions warm.  They're not very attractive, but at least they're sensible.  Somewhere in the warm, elastic-snugged depths there is a sewn-in purse hidden where you could keep things that you really didn't want anyone to go searching for.  The sturdy pair of knickers has one secret pocket.

appraise_text:
The sturdy pair of knickers is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: blonde wig
description: This wig seems to have been designed for the damsel-in-distress look.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The blonde wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk stockings
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This pair of thin, black, silk stockings clings to the legs most delightfully.  The sheerness of the silk lends a sensual frisson to the touch.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight black halter-neck top
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This tight black top has a plunging neckline that skims the cleavage in a most inviting manner.  A tiny, yet detailed black widow spider has been embroidered at the deepest point of the neckline.  It fits like a second skin, with corset-style ties at the back and a neat bow at the back of the neck.

appraise_text:
The tight black halter-neck top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: coarse black woollen scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a simple piece of woollen cloth used solely for warming one's throat.  It is made of a scratchy, somewhat uncomfortable kind of wool, the sort that could be made into steel-wool plate scourers when you're finished with wearing it.

appraise_text:
The coarse black woollen scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of silver wire glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of glasses is quite nice, with the delicate silver wire frames also making them quite light.  They are sure to be comfortable until the delicate wire frames get so bent out of shape that an earpiece tries to go up one's nose.  This would probably take about a week.

appraise_text:
The pair of silver wire glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of loose white linen trousers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A pair of linen trousers, the fibres dyed a subtle white.  The loose weave of the cloth helps to keep the wearer cool while the pockets of these trousers are well-concealed in the loose folds of the fabric.

appraise_text:
The pair of loose white linen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: souvenir t-shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This plain white t-shirt has the words [slogan] printed on it.  The overall quality of the shirt suggests it was mass produced at a low cost.  The print might not survive too much washing.

appraise_text:
The souvenir t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white dish towel
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a thinning white towel, the sort that would be used for drying dishes.  It is washed out and slightly stained.  It has a pale red double tramline border running around the edges.

appraise_text:
The white dish towel is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: official Engravers' Guild badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small badge indicates that the wearer is a member of the official Engravers' Guild.  A small book, quill, and a chisel has been neatly carved on the front of it.

appraise_text:
The official Engravers' Guild badge is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of garnet filigree earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
Two perfectly round deep red garnet stones are set into these delicate silver filigree latticework earrings.


item_name: baggy baby nappy
description: A very cute little clown nappy held up by suspenders.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The baggy baby nappy is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of baggy clown pants
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These are some very baggy clown pants.  They're made of rainbow striped fabric and could probably fit a whole circus inside.

appraise_text:
The pair of baggy clown pants is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of yellow braces
description: A pair of yellow braces, just perfect for holding up baggy trousers.
weight: 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of yellow braces is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red clown nose
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A bright red clown nose.  It looks a bit bloody at the base, almost as if it was ripped from an animal's face.  It is about reindeer sized and seems to glow faintly.

appraise_text:
The red clown nose is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark blue shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A dark blue shirt made from cotton featuring a line of black buttons from the neck to mid-chest.  The sleeves are loose and slightly flared at the ends which are edged with black braid.

appraise_text:
The dark blue shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is dark blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tiny chainmail shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This shirt is made up of thousands of tiny hoops of iron, each one linked to its five closest neighbours to form a complex meshwork of metal.  It is short-sleeved and reaches down to the waist.  Oh, and it also is only three inches in length.

appraise_text:
The tiny chainmail shirt is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: dark brown skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A dark brown skirt made from thick cotton.  This skirt has many folds of material ensuring that there is no hint of the wearer's legs beneath it.  It extends to the ankles and is unadorned except for a short row of no-nonsense brass buttons at the back.

appraise_text:
The dark brown skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: Auriental fighting kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This kimono seems to have been specifically designed for fighting in.  The smooth lines and light flowing silk move with the wearer, and the long sleeves have strings attached so they can be tied back out of the way in an instant.  The embroidery, abstract designs stitched in threads of red and gold, stands out dramatically against the black silk.

appraise_text:
The Auriental fighting kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: katana scabbard
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is made from wooden strips, slightly curved to fit a katana.  It could sheathe a katana.

appraise_text:
The katana scabbard is about three and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: huge straw hat
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
A huge straw hat with a big flower sticking out of the top.  Just the sort of thing for the well dressed elephant.

appraise_text:
The huge straw hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of straw and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hospital gown
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a plain white gown of the type worn by hospital patients.  It is cut in such a way as to make it impossible to close properly at the back, often resulting in much embarrassment all-round.

appraise_text:
The hospital gown is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small weight
appraise_text: The small weight is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of lead.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small, lead weight.  It is basically just a lump of lead with a small steel ring welded to the top to allow it to be hung from something.  It has a label stuck to the side of it.


item_name: very small weight
appraise_text: The very small weight is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of lead.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a very small, lead weight.  It is basically just a lump of lead with a small steel ring welded to the top to allow it to be hung from something.  It appears to have something written on it.  50 grams.


item_name: medium weight
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a medium, lead weight.  It is basically just a lump of lead with a small steel ring welded to the top to allow it to be hung from something.  It has a label stuck to the side of it.

appraise_text:
The medium weight is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of lead.


item_name: pair of vermillion underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of vermillion underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is vermillion and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bloodstained white coat
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large, white, linen coat.  Well, it's white apart from where it's got the blood stains on it.

appraise_text:
The bloodstained white coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: red woollen uniform jacket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a smart jacket made from wool.  It is coloured red, and has an insignia consisting of a crown and hippopotamus embroidered on the breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The red woollen uniform jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: colourful woollen beanie
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a colourful woollen beanie with a low pinched crown.  Its broad brim has a dip front and back.  The original owner has gone to great lengths to make sure it has seen as much sun, dirt, dust and livestock as possible in order to give it a lived-in look.

appraise_text:
The colourful woollen beanie is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tin shakuhachi
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The shakuhachi is a traditional Agatean tin end-blown flute that is finding ever-increasing favour with all types of musicians.  The name shakuhachi comes from the length of this classical flute, which is over a foot long.  The origin of the instrument has been traced back as far as ancient Djelibeybi.

appraise_text:
The tin shakuhachi is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of tin and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: pair of octagonal tortoiseshell glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These octagonal frames are made of imitation tortoiseshell (real tortoiseshell would most likely make A'Tuin rather miffed).  They are perfect for the aspiring wizard, giving a mystical, yet intellectual look.

appraise_text:
The pair of octagonal tortoiseshell glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of black lace fishnet stockings with silk garters
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These flimsy lace stockings are very fashionable.  Held in place by sexy silken garters, they are mere thin meshworks of black lace, hugging the legs and generally looking great.

appraise_text:
The pair of black lace fishnet stockings with silk garters is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black lace teddy
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful black lace teddy with little feathery bits and a lace embroidery that looks like birds.  It looks like something to wear for a special intimate get together.

appraise_text:
The black lace teddy is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink lab coat
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a crisp pink lab coat, as worn by very few alchemists.  This isn't one of those get from the shelf lab coats, no, this has been hand stitched by Mrs Cosmopolite to very exacting specifications.  The smart rhinestone buttons and lace cuffs show the wearer to be a person of... distinction.

appraise_text:
The pink lab coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black woollen uniform jacket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a smart jacket made from wool.  It is coloured black, and has an insignia consisting of a crown and hippopotamus embroidered on the breast pocket.  The black woollen uniform jacket has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The black woollen uniform jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: soft indigo kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a dressy silk kimono, with long sleeves which drape down to the waistline of the gown.  A pale shade of indigo is reminiscent of the twilight sky, with small stars which nearly seem to twinkle stitched into the hems and the collar with glittering silver thread.  The sleeves deepen in colour toward their cuffs, a dusky violet contrasting nicely with the colour of the kimono.

appraise_text:
The soft indigo kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: cloudy grey kimono
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a handcrafted silvery-grey kimono, made from silk the colour of clouds laden with rain.  A slight blueish sheen shimmers across the garment, making it seem to glisten as though wet.  Intricate swirls have been stitched out of silver embroidery around the hem of the skirt in a pattern like curling mist.

appraise_text:
The cloudy grey kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cloudy grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pale kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This elegant kimono is crafted of the finest silk, and looks very formal.  The skirt of the kimono is a deep ebony black, gently fading up into the light ivory of the gown at the knee.  Small golden flowers have been embroidered into the sleeve cuffs and collar, and an elegant crane has been delicately hand-painted onto the skirt of the garment, wings spread as if about to leap and fly right out of the kimono.

appraise_text:
The pale kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: black cherry silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This very elegant black cherry silk kimono is an excellent example of traditional printing techniques and detailed workmanship.  Abstract patterns of origami cranes and white plum blossoms are printed onto the silk using a traditional technique.  The fabric bears an usual jacquard weave.  It is lined in 2-tone peach silk which repeats the weave of the exterior silk.

appraise_text:
The black cherry silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: patterned white damask obi
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Sturdy silk damask of the purest white provides a fine base for this beautiful obi.  Intricate embroidery of pink silk wraps completely around the wide belt, forming beautiful patterns of delicate cherry blossoms.

appraise_text:
The patterned white damask obi is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: kokiriko
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This unique instrument of Agatea looks very much like a bendy two foot long comb with handles at either end.  It can be played in various ways due to its flexible construction.  As the handles are moved, dozens of small rectangular wooden blocks hit each other in succession, creating a captivatingly active rhythm very similar in sound to a row of dominoes falling.

appraise_text:
The kokiriko is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the percussion family.


item_name: short leather miniskirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Calling this scrap of leather a miniskirt is stretching the word to breaking point.  All in all this miniskirt is barely more than a belt, only just covering any undergarments the wearer may be wearing, although that was probably the designer's intention.

appraise_text:
The short leather miniskirt is about six inches long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ladle
description: A fairly industrial-looking ladle, with a hefty wooden handle.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: af6fb1bd2124a1f8b43c35fdfcee0a8582cd95f5
appraise_text:
The ladle is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of padded tabi
weight: 1lb
description:
These knee-high tabi are made of thick, durable fabric and padded with a thin layer of cotton, making them extremely warm, but yet not too bulky.

appraise_text:
The pair of padded tabi is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fancy ringmaster's trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Well now you know what happened to the king, or at least his trousers.  The word fancy just doesn't do them justice.  You can almost see dwarfs on them who have mistaken them for a gem mine.

appraise_text:
The pair of fancy ringmaster's trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink powdered wig
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Lovely rose-pink powder has been used to dust this wig of fat spiral curls cascading to shoulder-length.  A few tiny flowers of white and yellow are caught in its robust tresses, either intentionally there or trapped by the curling pink tendrils.

appraise_text:
The pink powdered wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fancy ringmaster's top hat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The fancy ringmaster's top hat is like no other top hat.  It is covered in gaudy looking gemstones and is more like a disco ball than a hat.  It has a large upturned brim, perfect for grabbing hold of so you can grandly flourish the hat about.

appraise_text:
The fancy ringmaster's top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather g-string
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a leather g-string made for the people of Discworld who think they're sexy.  It's got laces that lace up the front, and the thin lining goes straight up the cheeks when worn.  Be careful when wearing this...  the girls and cabbages might all flock to you...

appraise_text:
The leather g-string is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Twenty Tiger Takanochi t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a simple white T-shirt, emblazoned with a large, colourful print of the legendary arena fighter "Twenty Tiger Takanochi", surrounded by the dead bodies of the striped felines from which his moniker derives.  The tigers look very deceased indeed, with blood, entrails and severed body parts rendered faithfully in cheery crimson ink, while Takanochi stands valiantly upon their piled corpses, katanas slung casually over each shoulder and a dashingly winsome grin on his face.

appraise_text:
The Twenty Tiger Takanochi t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk qipao
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Sheer, sleek and svelte, this form-fitting black dress will surely endow its wearer with a strikingly stylish air.  It is quite similar in design to a cheongsam: sleeveless and high-collared, with smooth black silk hugging the body down to a shin-length hem.  The sides are slit to mid-thigh level and traced with delicate silver embroidery, which entwines into sinuous snake patterns at the chest.  Despite this qipao's elegance, the minimalist design and freedom of limb movement suggest functionality under conditions somewhat more robust than your average dinner party.

appraise_text:
The black silk qipao is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink cherry-blossoms cheongsam top
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pretty pink cheongsam top with gorgeous white cherry-blossoms embroidered onto the material.  The blossoms are stitched using fine white threads, and the pink material is of a silk brocade.  The collar is high and elegant and the buttons are white and of a traditional Auriental nature.

appraise_text:
The pink cherry-blossoms cheongsam top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large tankard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large tankard, of the sort usually used to serve beer and cider in pubs and restaurants when a pint glass isn't quite enough.

appraise_text:
The large tankard is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: bluish grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of dacite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: brownish grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of phyllite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: dark grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of dolomite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: dark pink mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of marble.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: greyish black mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of shale.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: light brown mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of siltstone.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: muddy brown mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of claystone.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: muddy grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of mudstone.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: orange mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of sandstone.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: pinkish grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of rhyolite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: reddish grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of quartzite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: variegated black mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of gabbro.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: variegated brown mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of gneiss.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: variegated grey mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of andesite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: variegated white mineral rock
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a large lump of diorite.  Large finger outlines have been deeply imprinted into its side, serving as a convenient handhold for using it as a weapon.


item_name: black silk brassiere
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Very little material went into the making of this brassiere.  Thin straps lead down to a half cup of black silk which while not covering very much, gives you an interesting boost to your...tracts of land.  The black silk brassiere has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The black silk brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of black silk panties
description: This is a pair of elegant black silk panties. Perfect for that special lady.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black silk panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: speckled grey staff
weight: 7 7/9 lb
description:
This rather unusual staff has been painted a very pale grey, with flecks of slightly darker grey paint speckled along its length.  At its top, three heavy brass rings have been set through the centre of the shaft, so that they clank against it and each other as the staff moves.  A strange emblem, with metalwork vaguely resembling cloud formations, crowns the deal, giving it a suitably mystical air.

appraise_text:
The speckled grey staff is about seven feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: fluffy silver necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A long thin chain of delicately wrought silver holds a large fluffy pendant.  The pendant seems to be composed of multicoloured strands of fluff that twine around each other, impossible to separate.


item_name: loaf of dwarf bread
weight: 3lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
This is a rock-hard loaf of dwarf bread, as edible as it was on the day it was forged.  This isn't saying much, given the edibility of dwarf bread in general; it's better used as a blunt weapon.

appraise_text:
The loaf of dwarf bread is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc. 


item_name: marble sceptre
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This remarkably weighty sceptre is not your usual gaudy jewel-encrusted monstrosity.  Its shaft is simply a staff of solid oak, and its orb is a skull-crushingly heavy sphere of marble, all swirling greys and smoothed to perfection.  About a foot's length of shaft beneath the orb has been meticulously wrapped with red tape, adding a splash of colour to an otherwise sombre affair.

appraise_text:
The marble sceptre is about seven feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: duelling dagger
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A highly decorative weapon with a jewelled hilt and engraved blade, this dagger looks more for show than combat.  No doubt it makes an excellent weapon for duelling with.

appraise_text:
The duelling dagger is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: duelling sword
weight: 4lb
description:
A highly decorative weapon with a jewelled hilt and engraved blade, this sword looks more for show than combat.  No doubt it makes an excellent weapon for duelling with.

appraise_text:
The duelling sword is about three and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: greasy chef's hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is an old and greasy bun-shaped chef's hat, tall and stereotypical and smelling of unsavoury leftovers.

appraise_text:
The greasy chef's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of duelling gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These black leather gloves are perfectly suited for challenging cads to a duel.  Made from soft, supple leather, people will be lining up for hours for the chance of a good glove slap.

appraise_text:
The pair of duelling gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long wooden spoon
description: This is a long wooden spoon that can be used for cooking.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The long wooden spoon is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: antique spear
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a short spear with an oaken shaft and a steel tip.  It is fairly heavy and not balanced for throwing.  Around the shaft runs a strip of red silk.  Engraved on the tip are the letters "RAMCWW".

appraise_text:
The antique spear is about five and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: leather-bound spear
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This is a rough and sternly practical spear, carved out of some dark, fine-grained wood.  It's the sort of thing you could imagine a dark-skinned man with few clothes and a heavy scowl planting in the ground beside him as he returned after a day's hunt.  Long and unadorned, it is bound with strips of leather at convenient points for grip, and the sole concession to modern technology is that the head is made of barbed iron rather than stone or wood.

appraise_text:
The leather-bound spear is about fourteen and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm. 


item_name: monk's habit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a robe of wool worn by the Listening Monks.  It has a hood with openings over the ears to make it possible to hear even when the hood is raised.  How daft!

appraise_text:
The monk's habit is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: human finger [sewers]
description: This is a grotesquely severed human finger.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in the Sto-Lat sewers.
appraise_text:
The human finger is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of human flesh.


item_name: human toe [sewers]
description: This is a grotesquely severed human toe.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in the Sto-Lat sewers.
appraise_text:
The human toe is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of human flesh.


item_name: human thumb [sewers]
description: This is a grotesquely severed human thumb.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in the Sto-Lat sewers.
appraise_text:
The human thumb is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of human flesh.


item_name: cured human [side] hand
description: This is a fresh right hand severed from the corpse of a human.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The cured human right hand is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of human flesh.


item_name: fine grey ash
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small pile of fine grey ash, more pinches than you can estimate at a glance.  It looks like it could be the remains of someone's camp fire.

appraise_text:
Some fine grey ash are not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: chicken tail feather
description: This is a fresh tail feather of a chicken.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The chicken tail feather is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of chicken feather.


item_name: ornate bone helmet
weight: 5lb
description:
This is a helmet that has been crafted by magic out of bone.  It is a solid construction of bone that has a series of fang-like protrusions running in ridges up to the top.  A iron band made to look almost like a crown wraps around the brow and ends underneath a pair of black ram's horns that curl down along the sides of the head.  Runes flow along the length of the helmet and look as if they were made of quicksilver.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The ornate bone helmet is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: blackened iron staff
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This dark, black staff has been fashioned out of iron and has been heated until the surface is pitted and cracked.  A large human skull with ram's horns has been fixed to its top as some sort of grisly knob.  Along its length silvery runes race along its surface in a pattern undiscernible to the eye.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.

appraise_text:
The blackened iron staff is about seven feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: twisted black amulet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This piece of black-stained silver isn't quite flat, and isn't evenly rounded, as though it had been warped by a fire.  The spikes and hooks around the rim have a disturbingly organic look, and the eldritch runes spiralling around the face are never the same twice.  Occasionally, you can make out glimmers of meaning in the runes, but the bitter, doleful words always retreat and change before your mind can do more than take a glimpse of the vast, empty infinity of unpleasant truth behind the blackened silver.  The metal looks dull and lifeless.


item_name: pair of ornate bone greaves
weight: 7 7/9 lb
description:
This pair of greaves could only have been made by magic.  They are constructed from bone and have series of serrated ridges that run along their length.  The bone itself seems to flow around the wearer as if it is growing from their own flesh.  Several runes seem to be moving along the greaves like living quicksilver.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The pair of ornate bone greaves is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of ornate black boots
weight: 3 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of sleek black leather boots that reach to knee height.  They are laced in the front and are made of very thick leather. Along the front of them are a few plates of bone which appear fang-like in nature.  Several silvery runes seem to flutter along the length of the bone.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The pair of ornate black boots is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of plaid breeches
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
These are full length leather breeches that have been padded for protection and are covered in a black plaid cloth with red and white accents.

appraise_text:
The pair of plaid breeches is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ornate bone corslet
weight: 22 2/9 lb
description:
This is a ornate construction that could only have been made by magic.  The armour is made out of a solid piece of worn ivory bone which wraps around its wearer to protect them fully.  Interlocking bone plates flow down the arms and end in ornate gauntlets with a series of small fang-like spikes radiating upwards to the forearm.  Many bone plates hang from the main breastplate and backplate forming tassets to protect the waist and thighs.  The breast and back are both fully covered in a solid sheet of dark ivory bone.  Spikes of various shape and size flow down the shoulders and the back like a porcupine.  The spikes also flow down the front of the armour where they circle a dark black gem.  A gorget reminiscent of a shoulder blade wraps rather uncomfortably around the neck and connects to the shoulder coverings.  All along the thick ivory silvery runes seem to move up and down its length like living quicksilver.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The ornate bone corslet is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of bone and could be worn as armour.


item_name: thin black tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A thin strip of black cotton, this unprepossessing tie is favoured by thugs Discwide.  Perhaps the narrowness of the tie makes the wearers chest look broader.

appraise_text:
The thin black tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: phillips head screwdriver
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This screwdriver has a cross-shaped end for inserting into the head of a screw, and a cheap metal handle for twisting.

appraise_text:
The phillips head screwdriver is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of badly-fitting suit trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
These black linen suit trousers are actually superbly designed, but since they were tailored with trolls in mind, they of course always look badly-fitted.

appraise_text:
The pair of badly-fitting suit trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black brocade vest
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A four-button low-cut black vest in silk brocade has a narrow collar that fits perfectly beneath a dinner jacket.

appraise_text:
The black brocade vest is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: big pair of spectacles
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of spectacles has huge lenses, that would be big enough for any human and probably most giants.  They balance on one's nose and cover nearly the entire upper half of the face.

appraise_text:
The big pair of spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bloodstained white clown suit
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This all-in-one clown suit is standard-issue clown garb, being baggy with large black fluffy buttons running up its front, although the splattering of dried blood across various parts of it seems a little out of the ordinary.

appraise_text:
The bloodstained white clown suit is about five feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Hong traditional kimono
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Clean lines and almost invisible stitching line this beautiful kimono of deep red silk.  The Agatean symbols of power and fortune, embroidered with thick white thread, adorn the front near each shoulder.  Each sleeve cuff is also white and bears a repeating pattern of white cotton lotus blossoms.  The back of the kimono has been hand painted with a rambling orchard of cherry blossoms along the bottom hem.

appraise_text:
The Hong traditional kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: azure silk kimono
weight: 2lb
description:
This light blue kimono is perfect for the summer months, made of very delicate thin silk.  It is adorned with a number of vibrantly coloured white and pink flowers which seem to be moving in an unseen breeze as they climb up the skirt of the gown.  A pattern of paler blues graces the ends of the long sleeves, which flutter lightly with the wearer's movements.  The sleeves nearly touch the floor, indicating that this is a kimono intended for single women.

appraise_text:
The azure silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is azure and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: long shamisen
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
The shamisen is a lute-like instrument with three strings.  The strings are different sizes with the top string being the thickest.  At the bottom of the instrument the strings are stretched over the koma, which in turn rests on a skin that has been stretched over a hollow, square box.

appraise_text:
The long shamisen is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the stringed family.


item_name: bachi
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A triangular piece of bamboo used as a plectrum for the biwa, shamisen and other similar instruments.

appraise_text:
The bachi is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of bamboo and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: smart black bow-tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A classic example of formal neckware, this smart black bow-tie wraps the neck of the wearer in a thin band of black silk, which flares into a rather narrow bow at the base of the throat.

appraise_text:
The smart black bow-tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fuchsia silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Deep fuchsia envelops the fine silk of this kimono that has been tailored to entice the most fastidious of tastes.  Styled to demonstrate that the wearer is single (and looking, judging by the colourfulness) the kimono's sleeves hang nearly long enough to brush the ground.  Tiny shimmering butterflies start just under the breast and grow in size as they swirl and twist around the form to end in the largest butterfly at the hemline.

appraise_text:
The fuchsia silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is fuchsia and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: watery blue kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This kimono is a water blue, with swirling lines in ivory to mimic the current in a stream.  Glistening silver trout tumble in the current, and the surface of the water is ringed with gold wherever the soft green leaves of a cherry tree touch it.  You have no doubt that this elegant gown was woven of pure silk.

appraise_text:
The watery blue kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is watery blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: jet black kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This deep black kimono is ornamented by a vibrant, ruby red phoenix with sparkling golden eyes.  It is shown rising magnificently from a small pile of ashes at the hem to rearing its head across the chest of the robe.  Its wings are so broad that they circle the whole torso of the kimono, creating a stunning visual effect on the back of the gown where the feathers meet, entwining like dancing flames.

appraise_text:
The jet black kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is jet black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: apple red kimono
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
Dyed a bright apple red, this silk kimono is quite colourful.  A large, rich brown branch adorns the chest of the gown, from which sprout several light green leaves and white apple blossoms that seem to rustle in a spring breeze.  Intricately embroidered butterflies appear poised to flit from flower to flower, fluttering their tiny textile wings.  A pattern of white lines circles the lower hem of the gown, dyed in a swirling manner reminiscent of a light wind.

appraise_text:
The apple red kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep cobalt robe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This light robe was fashioned from a fine, deep cobalt blue silk, flowing like water along the skin.  The robe reaches to just above the knees and is stunning in its simplicity.  The robe wraps close around the chest and waist, with an embroidered band reaching from around the Auriental collar towards one side of the waist.  The band is lined by two strips of gold thread, framing a queue of finely embroidered, yet surprisingly lifelike koi carp in the same thread.  The sober, yet confident, style of the robe, together with the embroidered koi must surely mean this is a Sung family guard uniform.

appraise_text:
The deep cobalt robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black shamfu shirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a black shamfu shirt with one simple button at the top.  It bears a round neckline and it has long sleeves.  This shirt is made from woven cotton and it is usually worn by old men.

appraise_text:
The black shamfu shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ash grey shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pale, almost whitish grey, shirt made of a coarse, heavy material.  It would be an appropriate thing to wear while working in a field.

appraise_text:
The ash grey shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is ash grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of ash grey trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A pale, almost whitish grey, these trousers are made of a thick cloth and appear quite durable and suited for working in the fields.

appraise_text:
The pair of ash grey trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ash grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: aquamarine kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This kimono is a dazzling shade of aquamarine blue, with a rippling pattern of deep sea green which resembles the waves on Tuna Bay.  Brightly coloured orange and yellow tropical fish seem to flit back and forth around the bottom hem of the gown, darting amongst the reddish-pink coral which has been tediously hand-painted in great detail.  The long sleeves of this furisode fade to a deep turquoise at the ends, where the patterns shift to mimic the deep sea currents.

appraise_text:
The aquamarine kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is aquamarine and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep plum kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This kimono is a rich plum in colour, fashioned from a single bolt of silk fabric.  Pale orchids grace the kimono in tasteful arrangements on the chest of the kimono, while a stylish pattern of orchid petals sweeps around the entire bottom hem.  Tiny butterflies have been intricately embroidered in gold upon the collar and sleeve cuffs, giving the kimono an air of formality and poise.  It has been lined with a thin layer of soft peach silk, contrasting harmoniously with the darker violet.

appraise_text:
The deep plum kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is plum and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: orchid coloured kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This kimono is a very pale shade of violet, carefully hand-crafted in a modest style.  The subdued colours and the way the long sleeves so closely fit the arms of the wearer demonstrate that the wearer of this gown is certainly not single.  A soft, washed pattern of mountains rises from the lower portion of the garment to just below the waistline, with wispy clouds curling through the snow-capped peaks and pooling in the pale green valleys and farmlands below.

appraise_text:
The orchid coloured kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale violet and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brilliant peacock kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This beige kimono has been artfully hand-painted with a vibrantly plumed peacock, his tail spread in all its glory circling the lower portion of the kimono.  He contrasts brilliantly with the rather muted, neutral colour of the silk.  Royal blues and shimmering greens make the bird seem almost real, the feathers of his arrogant tail nearly swaying in a breeze.  His beak and claws have been embroidered in gold, adding to the elegance of the gown.

appraise_text:
The brilliant peacock kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: moonlight white kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This luminous kimono has been made in a pale white that almost seems to glow, with the lower portion of the skirt dyed a deep blue.  A single snow-covered bonsai tree grows twistedly out of a snowdrift, contrasting starkly against the dark, midnight blue coloured wash of the bottom portion of the garment.  Flecked with white as though tiny flakes of snow are gently falling upon the kimono, a large snowflake is outlined in silver thread upon the chest of the robe.

appraise_text:
The moonlight white kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is moonlight white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black shirt
description: This is a black cotton shirt that a blacksmith might wear. It has a few burnt holes in it.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black apron
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple black apron with a pocket in front.  It has a bib and strings to tie it around one's waist.  On a suitably dressed waiter, it would even look stylish.

appraise_text:
The black apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of formal black trousers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of formal black trousers.  They are well made and rather stylish in an odd sort of way.

appraise_text:
The pair of formal black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: coconut bra
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a bra, crudely fashioned from a coconut shell.  I'm sure you can work the details out for yourself.

appraise_text:
The coconut bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of coconut and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: night sky dress
weight: 1lb
description:
A sparkling dark blue dress that looks like the night sky, with small, subtle embroidery that hints at shining stars.  Its hem is made from silver beads sewn thickly into glossy blue lace to make the dress look like it's trimmed by a river of stars.

appraise_text:
The night sky dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide. It is dark blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black lace dress [velvet]
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This stunning confection of intricately patterned Genuan lace is thickly layered into a shortish skirt.  The bodice is formed of the softest velvet, and clings close enough to show every curve.  The whole thing is deep black, with just enough silver shot through it to catch the eye.

appraise_text:
The black lace dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: delicate silver necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This necklace looks so fragile that a strong wind would have it in tatters.  That first impression is soon replaced with an appreciation of the skill and dedication that must have gone into making this piece of jewellery.  It's almost as if the thinnest strands of individual pieces of silver have been wound around each other and yet left free to caress the naked skin like the softest of horse-hair fibres.


item_name: silver rat ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Forged by a rat king.
description:
You recognise the silver rat ring to be a piper's ring.  This is a thick silver band, embossed with a circle of three rats biting on each other's tails.  Each rat has two tiny red rubies for eyes.  Six of its eyes glow a dull red.  It emits a slight octarine glow.


item_name: ibis earring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a large gold earring.  It has a hoop in which is the image of an ibis head.  The gold has been painted red, blue and white.


item_name: pumpkin
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
The large orange pumpkin has darker ribbed bits which run down from the top to the bottom.  There appears to be no hair at all protruding from this pumpkin in any way at all, really.


item_name: pair of white embroidered sandals
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These black soled sandals are hugely impractical, held to the foot with only a piece of white silk over the top of the foot.  The silk has been covered with beautiful embroidery, decorated with attention to detail.

appraise_text:
The pair of white embroidered sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [size] [type] broken bottle
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This nasty looking device is a small smudged bottle with its bottom smashed off.  Broken bottles such as this one are the brawlers' weapon of choice and their deadly reputation has delivered them the nickname "Morpork dagger".  This particular one looks rather small though.

appraise_text:
The small smudged broken bottle is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: gingham skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a full knee-length gingham skirt, with a pattern of white and bright pink checks. Despite the decoration, it is definitely a peasant skirt.  The gingham skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The gingham skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of slip-on black suede shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black suede shoes.  They are made with no heel so that the wearer can just slip their foot into them for maximum comfort.  When you have finished scrunching up your toes to keep your feet in, they may make you look stylish.

appraise_text:
The pair of slip-on black suede shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of suede and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: switchblade
weight: 1lb
description:
A sturdy bone handle which encases a sharp switchblade.  The bone has been etched with a pattern of trailing vines.  You could flick the switchblade to open it.

appraise_text:
The switchblade is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: black leather shirt
weight: 1lb
description:
This long shirt is made from tough black leather and looks terribly dashing.  The only decoration is the Assassins' guild crest which is embroidered on the pocket in black thread.  This of course makes it difficult to see, but all the more stylish for it.  The black leather shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The black leather shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: Charre Bux uniform shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a Charre Bux uniform shirt.  All Charre Bux employees must wear the same uniform while on duty, and this is part of it.  They are plain white, with the Charre Bux logo stitched onto the breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The Charre Bux uniform shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of Charre Bux uniform trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of the Charre Bux uniform trousers.  All Charre Bux employees must wear the same uniform while on duty, and these trousers are part of it.  They are plain black, with the Charre Bux logo stitched onto the left leg.

appraise_text:
The pair of Charre Bux uniform trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: epee scabbard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This long, very thin scabbard is made of hardened leather embossed with thin glittering strands of some metal, and is designed to hold that most esteemed of gentleman's weapons, the epee.  It could sheathe an epee or foil.

appraise_text:
The epee scabbard is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: worn key
description: A key. Wonder where it fits?
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The worn key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: purple velvet shirt
description: This shirt is a deep, dark velvet, nearly black. Quite nice. For a toff.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The purple velvet shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is dark purple and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: woman's full-length wool bathing costume
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Keep those prying eyes out, out out!  From neck to ankle, wholesome black wool envelopes the wearer of this bathing outfit.  A knee-length skirt of the same material is attached to provide additional modesty, because the smell of wet wool alone is just not enough of a deterrent.  Too many precedents set with shepherds and misty morns. 

appraise_text:
The woman's full-length wool bathing costume is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: man's full-length wool bathing costume
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Keep those prying eyes out, out out!  From neck to ankle, wholesome black wool envelopes the wearer of this bathing outfit.  A loin-cloth style flap of the same material is attached to provide additional modesty, because the smell of wet wool is just not enough of a deterrent.  Too many precedents set with shepherds and misty morns.

appraise_text:
The man's full-length wool bathing costume is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of seersucker trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of roomy seersucker trousers, made of light silky linen with a crinkly texture and alternating raised and lowered stripes.  The cloth and shape breathe easily and are well-suited for warm weather.  The pair of seersucker trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of seersucker trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of seersucker and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: ornate key
description: This is a ornate key, with fretwork covering as much of it as possible.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ornate key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: large glass jam jar
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A large glass jar of the sort normally used to store jam.  There is a label on the front.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The large glass jam jar is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: large silk handkerchief
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large handkerchief, made from the finest silk.  It is so luxuriously soft that it would almost be a shame to mop one's brow with it.

appraise_text:
The large silk handkerchief is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: mighty green cucumber [holdable]
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This cucumber is huge (for a cucumber)!  One could even say humongous, but that would be stretching it.  It is long and sturdy and looks just about stiff enough to hold firmly.

appraise_text:
The mighty green cucumber is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: hematite ring
appraise_text: It is made of hematite and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4 g
description:
This is a broad flat band of solid polished hematite.  The surface is so finely polished that you can clearly see your reflection in it.


item_name: tiger's eye pendant
appraise_text: It is made of leather and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The leather cord of this pendant is threaded through a round flat pebble-like piece of the purest amber, polished smooth.  Inset into the centre of the amber is a small "pupil" of darkest onyx.


item_name: set of worn handcuffs
description: This is a pair of old, worn handcuffs. They've clearly had a lot of use.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The set of worn handcuffs is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: blue kimono
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The blue kimono hugs the body around the waist and flows all the way down to the ankles.  Its butterfly shaped sleeves go below the knees.  On the back, a peacock is embroidered in vibrant colours.

appraise_text:
The blue kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: scalpel
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This delicate, but extremely sharp, knife would normally be used by a doctor for performing surgery.  However since most doctors in Ankh-Morpork can't even spell surgery, let alone perform it, it's probably best not to think about that.

appraise_text:
The scalpel is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: tall black top hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
At least a foot tall and more narrowly waisted than the traditional topper, this hat is sure to cause young girls to swoon, dandies to raise a languidly appreciative eyebrow, and urchins to start looking for half-bricks to throw.

appraise_text:
The tall black top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver topped cane
weight: 4lb
description:
An elegant cane, fashioned from flawless ebony.  At the top glitters a silver handle, shaped like a grinning alligator.  Its base has been capped by a thin silver plate, with an interwoven pattern of vines engraved around the rim.  This looks like a good cane for twirling around, or thumping impressively on the floor.

appraise_text:
The silver topped cane is about three and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and silver and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of traditional black formal shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Simple highly polished black leather in a slipper-style shoe, they fit comfortably and are suitable for all formal occasions.

appraise_text:
The pair of traditional black formal shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: double-edged broad sword
weight: 7 5/9 lb
description:
This is a monstrous double-edged broad sword, forged from steel and polished to a high sheen.  The blade is five feet long, tapering to a sharp point at one end, while fitting snugly into the intricately carved hilt at the other.  The large guard is both practical and beautiful; its sole purpose to stop blows reaching the bearer's hands, but the subtle brass trimming is purely ornamental.  A small imprint of a crescent moon is stamped into the blade just above the guard, perhaps the craftsman's mark.  Blue cloth is wound tightly around the hilt, providing a secure grip and it seems best wielded with two hands.

appraise_text:
The double-edged broad sword is about five feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: split roof beam
weight: 6 5/9 lb
description:
This wooden roof beam is split down the middle, probably from years of being out in the weather, unprotected.  There is still enough wood on either side of the split to allow it to support some weight, though.

appraise_text:
The split roof beam is about six feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it can be used in a loft as a strut for a roof.


item_name: back scabbard
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a flattened tube of oiled leather, with a throat and tip of gleaming brass, banded at intervals with matching metal rings.  The long baldric sewn to it goes over the wearer's shoulder and down around the opposite hip, positioning the scabbard in a perfect position for them to draw the sword high and bring it down in a lethal arc.  It could sheathe a two-handed sword, long sword, claymore, broad sword, black bladed sword or bastard sword.

appraise_text:
The back scabbard is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: slimy coin
appraise_text: The slimy coin is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of silver.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This coin feels very slimy and is covered with a thin layer of... something.  You would need to clean it to find out anything more about it.


item_name: second-hand lab robe
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This plain, practical brown wool robe has only a few protective sigils, rather outnumbered by the stains, scorch marks, and darns.

appraise_text:
The second-hand lab robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold assassin's pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin is actually a tiny representation of the Assassin's Guild coat of arms.  A band of silver bisects a shield diagonally.  A cloak and dagger decorate the upper-right half and two crosses adorn the bottom-left section.  Tiny black diamonds frame the edge of the shield.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or to decorate a lapel.


item_name: silver viper pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted to represent the letter V.  On closer examination two vipers, their tails tied, are heading in different directions to form the shape.  Small sapphires have been used in the snakes' eyes.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: silver black widow pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted from silver to represent the letters BW.  The shape has been created by an intricate pattern of silver wires and looks very web-like.  A black widow spider, carved from bloodstone, sits on the web, waiting for her prey.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: silver cobra pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted from silver to represent the letter C.  On closer examination it is a cobra snake reared back and ready to strike.  Small rubies have been used as the snake's eyes.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: silver raven pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted from silver to represent the letter R.  A flock of tiny ravens, flying in formation, create the shape.  A tiny piece of topaz has been used in each beady eye.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: silver scorpion pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted out of silver to represent the letter S.  On closer examination it is a scorpion curled around and ready to attack.  Two small pieces of garnet have been used in the eyes of the scorpion.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: silver tree frog pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been crafted from silver to represent the letters TF.  The shape has been created by a representation of a tree with gnarled branches.  On the tree sits a tree frog, outlined in tiny emeralds.  The pin could be used to hold a cravat in place or on a lapel.


item_name: Black Widow House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The scarf of Black Widow House at the Assassins' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  It is a deep stylish black colour with contrasting red crosses occasionally knitted in.  There is a tiny spider embroidered on each end.

appraise_text:
The Black Widow House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Tree Frog House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The scarf of Tree Frog House at the Assassins' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  It is knit from a vibrant green wool, with two large, red eyes knitted near the centre.  Long yellow tassles hang freely from either end of the scarf, with tiny tree frogs embroidered just above them.

appraise_text:
The Tree Frog House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Scorpion House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The scarf of Scorpion House at the Assassins' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  It is knitted from bright red wool, with a thick black stripe running from end to end.  There is a small, red scorpion embroidered at either end.

appraise_text:
The Scorpion House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Cobra House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The scarf of Cobra House at the Assassins' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  Each side is knitted from wool of different colours, one side an inconspicuous dark brown colour, the other a vibrant yellow with deep green stripes.  A tiny cobra is embroidered on each end.

appraise_text:
The Cobra House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Viper House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is the scarf of Viper House at the Assassins' Guild in Ankh-Morpork.  It is knitted from a cream coloured wool, with darker brown diamonds splashed along its length, encircled by thick black lines.  There is a tiny viper embroidered on each end.

appraise_text:
The Viper House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is cream and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Raven House scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The scarf of Raven House at the Assassins' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  It is knitted in a thick, stylish black wool, with a tiny raven embroidered on each end.

appraise_text:
The Raven House scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful sash
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a long, brightly-coloured sash with a delicately embroidered space turtle hatching out of its shell stitched across the bottom.  His eyes are wide and full of awe at the multiverse stretching out before him.  If he only knew the future he has in store...

appraise_text:
The colourful sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: paintbrush
description: This is a large paintbrush with short bristles, ideal for stencilling.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of red spectacles
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The pair of red spectacles are butterfly-shaped.  The colour is so bright you can't help but think that it must be bad for being so close to the eyes.  Their lenses are thick but would anyone notice that?

appraise_text:
The pair of red spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: beaded hemp bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of hemp and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Several strands of hemp thread have been plaited together along with several wooden beads to create a very stylish bracelet.  As the ends have been knotted together, it would be quite difficult to steal this bracelet off someone's wrist, a thoughtful touch in Ankh-Morpork.


item_name: hooded black dress with crocheted lace handpieces
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This heavy black dress has a deep, shadowy hood and hisses in a sinister sort of way as the wearer moves.  The long sleeves end in crocheted spiderweb-like handpieces that are worn over the hands by threading the fingers through small loops at the end.  The hooded black dress with crocheted lace handpieces has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The hooded black dress with crocheted lace handpieces is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: silver dagger
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a short silver dagger, exquisitely cast by dwarfs and wrought from pure silver.  It gleams faintly blueish in the light, which highlights the delicate facets of the carved falcon on the hilt.  The pommel is made up of three tiny rounded knobs.  It looks rather useless as a weapon; silver would surely get damaged too easily to use in combat.  There are situations, though, where it might come in useful.

appraise_text:
The silver dagger is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of painted canvas slip-on shoes
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
These dainty, ankle hugging shoes seem to be of fairly high quality. A lovingly painted canvas outer depicts a scene of cerulean beauty. Of course, the previous owner didn't seem to care for such prettiness and they're scuffed to all hell.

appraise_text:
The pair of painted canvas slip-on shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: geisha wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The wig is a complex construction: The hair is tied up in a tight knot.  The knot opens up like a peach to reveal a red ribbon placed inside the hair.  It looks beautiful.

appraise_text:
The geisha wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: peasant robe
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a simple robe of thick, rough fabric.  A border of black and red cloth runs around the collar and down the edges, so that when it is being worn, the border runs around the wearer's neck and down their side.

appraise_text:
The peasant robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: checked over-robe
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The over-robe is a garment that is slung over one shoulder to cover most of the body while leaving both arms completely free to move.  This particular one has a checked brickwork pattern on it.

appraise_text:
The checked over-robe is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: multicoloured robe
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Dyed with blotches of many colours, this robe is the height of tackiness, as the colours are garish and run into each other, showing the true lack of taste of the wearer.  The multicoloured robe has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The multicoloured robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: delicate pink cheongsam
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a sweet, long cheongsam made of pink silk.  The cheongsam looks as fragile as rice paper.  It has a traditionally high Auriental collar and a row of pure white butterfly buttons curl down from it to the middle of the bodice, slightly below the right shoulder.  There is a complex design of a garden scene embroidered with fine silk threads on the back of the dress.  Modest knee-high slits on both sides of the cheongsam display the lovely legs of the person wearing it.

appraise_text:
The delicate pink cheongsam is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white silk socks
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Thin white silk caresses the foot delicately, the perfect accompaniment for a really expensive pair of shoes.

appraise_text:
The pair of white silk socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of long grey socks
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Mid-calf-length grey socks, the kind that a schoolmaster would wear voluntarily or that a schoolchild would wear out of obligation.

appraise_text:
The pair of long grey socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight blue skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
An ankle-length skirt in a soft dark blue material, it fits very tightly around the legs and would restrict movement if it weren't for the knee-high slit up the left thigh.

appraise_text:
The tight blue skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver grey silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The silver grey kimono is adorned with an embroidery depicting a calm lake resting in a valley.  The silver silk is carefully stitched with tiny stitches creating the surface of the water and the sky that reflects in it.  The silver grey silk kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The silver grey silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silver grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: ice blue kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a light-weight kimono in a pale, ice blue shade.  Patterns of blue frogs can be seen dancing along the edge of the kimono.  Small and pretty white lilies are lined along the bottom hem and silver embroidery decorates the entire kimono.  It is made of a fine satin material that rustles softly when it moves.  The kimono itself has long sleeves reaching almost to the ground, symbolising that the lady wearing it has yet to be married.  The ice blue kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The ice blue kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ice blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of black chopsticks
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of rounded pointy chopsticks, that have been lacquered to a glossy black.  They would look nice stuck in your hair.

appraise_text:
The pair of black chopsticks is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright yellow cummerbund
description: This is a bright yellow cummerbund. It fits across the waist like a belt.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The bright yellow cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is bright yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold cotton sash
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lightweight gold coloured cotton sash meant to add a bit of colour to an otherwise drab outfit.

appraise_text:
The gold cotton sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is gold and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: coarse woven undershirt
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This undershirt fits closely to the body, providing both warmth and some support for the chest, while not interfering with the hang of any clothing that might be worn over the top of it.  It is made of roughly spun wool, which has been dyed a creamy colour and woven rather than knitted.  The neck is lowcut and the sleeves short.

appraise_text:
The coarse woven undershirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pink shimmery skirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A thick pink waistband houses demure pink gauze which flows from it in an attempt to reveal as much as humanly possibly without actually showing a thing.

appraise_text:
The pink shimmery skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Lancre Green tunic
weight: 1lb
description:
Sewn from heavyweight green wool, with a row of toggles made from wolf's teeth fastening it closed at the front, this tough and durable tunic is sure to keep any hunter warm, unscratched by bramble or twig, and unafflicted by nettles or poison ivy.

appraise_text:
The Lancre Green tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark leather leggings
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of worn old leather leggings, of the sort that goes on for ever without wearing thin.  Stained dark with the natural oils of the roughly tanned leather and creased into rough about the joints, they are designed to fit snugly and warmly, providing protection and warmth on long treks through the wilderness.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark leather leggings is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hunting sword
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A single-handed shortsword often carried by hunters for finishing off injured game, this sword sports a thin iron knuckle-bow and a simple hilt of polished rowan.  Although undoubtedly of use in a fight, the serrated saw-edge on the back of the blade makes it as much a tool as a weapon.

appraise_text:
The hunting sword is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: slender paint brush
description: This is a slender paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The slender paint brush is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: tiny diamond nose stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2 g
description:
This simple steel stud has a tiny pin-head sized diamond on its tip.  The diamond has been carefully cut to shimmer like a tiny star when it catches the light, adding to the wearer's natural facial features.


item_name: lute
weight: 2lb
description:
The lute is a stringed wooden instrument, very much like the guitar.  A quite large neck extends from its pear-shaped body and the tuning pegs seems a bit over-dimensioned.  The lovely head is carved into a hippo with flowers in its mouth.

appraise_text:
The lute is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the stringed family.


item_name: tin ladle
description: This is a large tin ladle, for stirring cauldrons of unnamed goo. Or something like that.
weight: 1 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The tin ladle is about a foot and a half long and about four inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pink and blue cherry blossom fan
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pale blue fan with a pattern of pale pink cherry blossom.  It is presently open, in full splendour.

appraise_text:
The pink and blue cherry blossom fan is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: watch
appraise_text: The watch is about three inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of tin.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This delightful timepiece was made early in the century of the fruitbat, and has a remarkably intricate picture of Great A'tuin, swimmingly slowly through space, four elephants resting on his (or her) back and the whole of Discworld slowly spinning atop them.  In mint condition you would expect to sell this watch for several hundred dollars.  It is, however, broken and worth slightly less than you paid for it, even if you were given it.  The hands are stuck at about 3 minutes to a reboot, but never move, and so you don't need to move just yet.


item_name: skirt of ribbons
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A knee-length skirt stitched of thin ribbons in such a way that they have gaps and loose ends that open, close and move with every step that the wearer takes.  The ribbons are in a wide assortment of colours, clashing and blending in such a way as to show nothing more than a chaotic, swirling blur between the wearer's knees and waist.

appraise_text:
The skirt of ribbons is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep green Auriental skirt
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The deep green Auriental skirt is ankle long and has a long slit on one side.  Around the slit there are embroidered flowers in a deep red colour.

appraise_text:
The deep green Auriental skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Bolex Imperpetual watch
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a genuine Bolex Imperpetual watch, made of solid gold.  Its hands are happily ticking away around its lacquered golden face, displaying the time in the way only genuine quality Bolex watches can.


item_name: pair of gazelle-skin sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These athletic-looking sandals are made for the upper classes to wear on hunting expeditions, or during similar leisure activities.  They are made of strips of goat skin, woven like a basket, covering the foot comfortably and encircling the ankle and lower leg in an eye-pleasing brace of straps.  The toe of each sandal is elongated, curving slightly upwards.

appraise_text:
The pair of gazelle-skin sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black rubber trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These are the type of trousers your mother, and everyone's mother, warned you about.  Sleek and smooth running material hugs the wearer ever so close, giving the impression of a glossy edgy look with that little hint of naughtiness.  The pair of black rubber trousers has one back pocket, one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black rubber trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: skipping rope
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple child's skipping rope, a length of plain white rope with a red wooden handle on each end.

appraise_text:
The skipping rope is about four feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of rope and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: gold-worked blue chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
The length of linen used for this ankle-length chiton makes for an exceedingly voluminous garment, covering the wearer's upper arms in cascades of soft folds, and accentuating their figure with the long pleats of material running from shoulder to hem.  The linen has been embroidered across its surface with intertwining grape vines, done in gold thread, and ripe, pendulous bunches of grapes hang and sway with the movement of the drapery like Tuvelpit's own bounty.

appraise_text:
The gold-worked blue chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple green chiton
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a simple green linen chiton, flowing loosely around the shoulders and trapping the occasional cooling breeze in its folds.  It has no embroideries or other adornments, being a simple item of workman's clothing.

appraise_text:
The simple green chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered grey chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
The square neck of this simple rectangular garment is bordered with simple geometrical designs inspired by ocean waves, and the same pattern is repeated around the thigh-length hem.

appraise_text:
The embroidered grey chiton is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep cerulean linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with gold and red embroidered fish.  The deep cerulean linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The deep cerulean linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep cerulean and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white handled ceremonial bronze knife
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial knife, for use in magic rituals.  Its ornate handle is made of ivory and its long bronze blade has been carved with mystic runes.

appraise_text:
The white handled ceremonial bronze knife is about a foot and a half long and about three inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: heavy-duty needle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a heavy-duty needle.  The sharp, three-cornered knife edge that forms its point suggests that it would be good for sewing thick materials, but probably wouldn't work as well on normal clothes.

appraise_text:
The heavy-duty needle is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of metal and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: golden thimble
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is an ornate thimble, like any tailor or seamstress might use if they were successful enough to afford one.  Unlike an ordinary thimble, however, this one is jointed and would cover an entire finger, protecting it from even the most fearsome of needles.  The surface is slightly pitted, each pit engraved with a tiny paisley pattern.


item_name: nail file
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This ingenious device is a stripe of thin wood with rough sand glued to its surface.  Handmaidens and other young ladies use them to file the tops of their nails into pleasing shapes.  One end of the file tapers into a sharp point so that small pieces of dirt can be irked out from beneath the nail.

appraise_text:
The nail file is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: wooden practice javelin
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a long wooden practice javelin.  Although it does not look like it would do much damage, it would still be useful to practice with.

appraise_text:
The wooden practice javelin is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: skull and crossbones choker
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Fastening at one side with a tiny silver buckle, this choker is decorated only with a delicate silver skull and crossbones emblem at the front.

appraise_text:
The skull and crossbones choker is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: skillet
weight: 5lb
description:
This is a heavy cast-iron skillet.  It's obviously well-seasoned, and would be perfect for making blackened redfish, or for evening the odds in a domestic dispute.

appraise_text:
The skillet is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: red cloche hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
On the bleeding edge of fashion, this scarlet straw cloche has a high, asymmetrical crown that dips down to a swooping brim, and a cluster of poppies and cherries pinned to one side.

appraise_text:
The red cloche hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of straw and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of jade star earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
These stylish earrings combine clean, elegant silver with dazzling jade and lustred glass.  The jade has been skilfully crafted to represent stars which swing freely from the earrings giving them a fluid motion as the wearer moves.


item_name: platinum charm bracelet
weight: 30 g
description:
Each link of this beautifuly crafted platinum chain is shaped like a slithering snake.  A truly artistic piece.

appraise_text:
It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: filleting knife
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a small, stainless-steel filleting knife, such as one might use to prepare freshly caught fish, or to conduct a frank exchange of views with another angler over the size of the one that got away.  It has a slender and flexible, almost whippy blade.

appraise_text:
The filleting knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: multi-functional stripper
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This bizarre device consists of several handles and a few blades of various sizes opposite them all made around a central ball of metal.  Graphics on the handles indicate that this tool can be used to strip paint, wallpaper, carpeting, or any other surface decoration away, exposing the surface underneath.  It is a veritable Lancrastian Army Knife of home decoration removal.

appraise_text:
The multi-functional stripper is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel.


item_name: mighty green cucumber
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is possibly the most awe inspiring cucumber to have ever existed.  It is long, green and rippling with the promise of forbidden power.


item_name: "Thankfully Deceased" t-shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This bright purple t-shirt has odd designs of skulls, roses, and some sort of horrific teddy bear printed on it.  Written above these are the words "Thankfully Deceased".

appraise_text:
The "Thankfully Deceased" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is bright purple and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: beaded hemp belt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A dozen strands of sturdy hemp twine have been braided together and strung with a handful of colourful wooden beads to create this belt.  It would be perfect with a pair of worn jeans or loose trousers.  This belt says, "I'm too cool to care about keeping my trousers up."

appraise_text:
The beaded hemp belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of hemp and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brush
description: This is a plain paintbrush.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The brush is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: bunch of beaded necklaces
appraise_text: It is made of glass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A handful of long beaded necklaces have been tangled together hopelessly to create this ropelike strand of green, gold, and purple beaded necklaces.


item_name: yellow feather boa
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lush boa made from the finest ostrich feathers, bleached and then dyed a shocking yellow.  From the house of Madame Dawning, this bright accessory certainly livens up the outfit of anyone who wears it.

appraise_text:
The yellow feather boa is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of feathers and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red kerchief
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a red silk scarf worn tied about the head to keep the sun off, and your hair out of your eyes.

appraise_text:
The red kerchief is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cocktail shaker
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a smooth, shiny metallic vessel, exuding style and sophistication.  It would be perfect for shaking things up in order to make delicious cocktails.  The truly talented might also like to show off by juggling with it.

appraise_text:
The cocktail shaker is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: pair of purple leather shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These shoes have flat heels, making them suitable for everyday wear.  They are made from sturdy, purple leather and each has a silver buckle on the side.

appraise_text:
The pair of purple leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is purple and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk evening socks
description: Very thin black socks made of finest silk make it easier for one to slip into ones formal shoes.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black silk evening socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tin of [colour] paint
weight: 3 6/9 lb
description:
This is a tin of [colour] paint.  It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The tin of [colour] paint is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: pair of red leather ankle boots
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of red leather boots that reach just past the ankle.  They are made with soft leather and are made to be pulled on instead of laced.  There are two flaps of leather that fold over the top and along the sides.

appraise_text:
The pair of red leather ankle boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: shimmering bellydancer's skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long beaded skirt with revealing slits along the sides.  The way the brightly coloured beads shimmer in the light forces people's attention to this skirt, or more accurately to the person who is wearing it.

appraise_text:
The shimmering bellydancer's skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of tulle and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Every colour of the rainbow seems to be in this scarf somewhere.  Bright reds, blues and greens make up the majority of the colours, with pink coming close after.  Not a scarf for the faint of heart.

appraise_text:
The colourful scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "Miserable Les" t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This trendy black t-shirt advertises one of the new Walter Plinge musicals, "Miserable Les".  A delicate line drawing shows poor Les, an unlucky Quirmian ruffian who can never quite make ends meet.

appraise_text:
The "Miserable Les" t-shirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of woven leather shoes
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of dainty shoes made of deerskin and stitched to a woven interior of willow tree cotton.

appraise_text:
The pair of woven leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark purple gothic dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a fine gothic style dress in a dark purple hue.  It has a high collar and is made of fine silk and lace.

appraise_text:
The dark purple gothic dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark purple and is made of silk and lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: occult raven necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The links of the necklace are crafted in the shape of raven feet, which have long trod the path of cosmic wisdom.  To every fifth link, a tarnished silver raven head has been attached, its amber eyes staring balefully at everything.  It is believed that if the number of looks cast by the ever-vigilant eyes could be counted, it would equal the distance between the sun and the moon at dusk on the fifth of Spune, measured in 7/8th feet.


item_name: pretty pink jumper
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Big and snuggly, this knitted jumper looks like a rumpled cloud made out of cherry blossom and candyfloss.

appraise_text:
The pretty pink jumper is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is candy pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: knitting needle
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This footlong pointy stick is a knitting needle.  It is the second most used weapon by grannies in distress, coming only slightly behind the rolling pin.

appraise_text:
The knitting needle is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of [colour] [material] knickers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a fluffy pair of Magic Knickers made of [colour] coloured [material].  They're never quite the same twice!  They are cut high on the hip and stretch snugly across the wearer's wombly bottom.  They brightly pulse octarine.

appraise_text:
The pair of [colour] [material] knickers is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of [material] and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver chain
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very simple silver chain with a tiny and fragile glass vial on the end.  The vial appears to contain a drop of red liquid.


item_name: sequinned robe
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
Sparkly, bright, and covered in little metal discs, it is definitely a sequinned robe.  The size, shape, and general garishness just scream: "Wizard coming through!".

appraise_text:
The sequinned robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: genuine Genuan guitar
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a very old guitar.  It's so old it's genuine.  At least that's what it says on the label behind the sound hole.

appraise_text:
The genuine Genuan guitar is about three feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the stringed family.


item_name: butterfly collar blouse
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
The contrast between the plunging neckline and the demure butterfly collar ensures that this blouse tiptoes on the line between risque and decorous.  The lapels of the butterfly collar are swathed in lace on which a motif of snowflakes can be seen, their composite stitches tiny and delicate.  A similar pattern runs around the arm, where the capped sleeves rest against the shoulder.

appraise_text:
The butterfly collar blouse is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: godet skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This skirt features a thick banded waist with three tiny buttons which cinch in the waistline.  From there the heavy cotton skirt falls in panels of delicate apricot, the overlapping nature creating a fuller, rounder look to the base of the skirt, drawing the eye from the waist to the hemline.  The godet skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The godet skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is soft apricot and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: floral sundress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Lightweight and simple, this sundress is perfect for evenings in the summertime.  With wide shoulder straps and a modest square neckline, this dress is both modest and alluring.  The full dropped waist skirt boasts large roses embossed in grey silk, a stark contrast to the whiteness of the cotton.  Two wide side pockets allow for necessities without spoiling the overall look of the dress.   The floral sundress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The floral sundress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: black woollen nightcap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Nothing at all to do with a good brandy, or luring girls into your house, this black woollen nightcap does nothing more than keep your head warm while you sleep.  With the obligatory black bobble on the floppy end, it looks like it could do with a stiff drink itself.

appraise_text:
The black woollen nightcap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black ribbon
description: This is a slim black ribbon denoting a vampire who has abstained from human blood.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: c492a94ebc15ed66dc4fa1dc95ba8a01d7a22677
appraise_text:
The black ribbon is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cats-eye glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These glasses have thick black pointy frames.  On the right person, these could look trendy and risque.  Usually, though, they just look too severe or silly.

appraise_text:
The pair of cats-eye glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: dark lavender peaked cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This imposing-looking piece of pseudomilitaria looks perfectly suited to doormen, commissionaires, porters, and suchlike persons.  And no, you can't leave that coach there.

appraise_text:
The dark lavender peaked cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is dark lavender and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful silk scarf
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A lightweight scarf made from soft, grey silk.  It has been printed all over with tiny paintbrushes, each loaded with paint, creating a kaleidoscope of colours.

appraise_text:
The colourful silk scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: half-eaten pigeon
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
Once this pigeon was free to peck at the ground.  Now it's a half-rotten, half-eaten carcass.  Such is life.


item_name: barbed quill
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Wicked-looking barbs jut from the shaft of this long quill, placed just right to pierce the user's hand.  The nib is wickedly sharp, and the three inches of feather remaining at the top are a bright, bloody scarlet.

appraise_text:
The barbed quill is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: red bow-tie
description: This is a simple bow tie made of a stunning red silk. It is almost crimson in colour.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red bow-tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather tooled vest
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This beautiful vest is made of black leather and black suede.  The outer leather has been incised and cut to make patterns in the vest.  The patterns formed by the cut leather appear to be rampant stags surrounded by star bursts.

appraise_text:
The black leather tooled vest is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of leather dress shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This pair of black leather dress shoes have been polished to a eye-watering shine.  They tie tightly, and would go well with almost any outfit.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather dress shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red lace bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is fancy red lace bodice.  The lace is stitched onto a blood red fabric that accentuates every curve of the body to the best effect.

appraise_text:
The red lace bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: spiral neck pouch
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This small leather pouch has neat rows of decorative stitching spiralling around it, and a stylised curled spiral shell stamped into the leather near the bottom.  A twisted hemp cord allows it to be worn around the neck, while a thin leather thong acts as a drawstring for opening and closing it.  The spiral neck pouch has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The spiral neck pouch is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and hemp and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of leopard-print panties
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Two small triangles of leopard-print silk which tie together with a short length of thin black ribbon.  Possibly not very practical, but as sexy as hell.  If a really hot place that is filled with the screams of the forsaken is your idea of sexy.

appraise_text:
The pair of leopard-print panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leopard-print push-up bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A thin silk leopard-print bra that has been stuffed with inserts of cotton to make it appear that what this bra so firmly cradles is somewhat larger than may actually be the case.

appraise_text:
The leopard-print push-up bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large pickaxe
weight: 7 2/9 lb
description:
The handle of this pickaxe is long and smooth, but hefty enough to support the head through even the strongest swing.  The head is pointed at one end and flat like a chisel blade at the other.

appraise_text:
The large pickaxe is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: cricket bat [Hughs]
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
Traditionally, the noble gentlemanly game of cricket is played with a three-foot length of white willow, planed and polished and oiled with linseed.  A neat and unobtrusive maker's mark might sit at the base of the blade, but no gentleman - or even player - would dream of purchasing a bat from anyone except Wystanly & Murcherson of Sto Lat.  This particular specimen, however, has split down most of its length, and been roughly repaired with knotted leather thonging.  The handle has been wrapped with stained, ratty fur, apparently ripped from its original owner - of indeterminate species and bodily hygiene - with someone's teeth, and the maker's mark has been obscured with a rather nasty dent.  All in all, it looks rather as though someone has been using it to knock the heads of Klatchistani tribesmen, rather than knocking balls for six or even four.

appraise_text:
The cricket bat is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: two-handed black shafted mace [Ramkins]
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This two-handed mace is about three feet long and is made of blackened Klatchian steel.  It has rather large pyramidal spikes at the tip and a leather wrapped handle.  It features brass decorations along its shaft.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.

appraise_text:
The two-handed black shafted mace is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pleated white linen dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This dress has a close-fitting bodice and a relatively full skirt, with deep pleats extending from the shoulders to the hem, gathered at the waist by a slim gold chain.  The thin linen is nearly transparent, and the skirt has been slit almost to the waist on one side.

appraise_text:
The pleated white linen dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of gold-trimmed sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These sandals have thin leather soles, and attach to the wearer's feet by virtue of a set of braided ribbons, all edged with a small gold braid.

appraise_text:
The pair of gold-trimmed sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking pirate costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking pirate costume.  Including a Skull and Crossbones Hat, fake moustache and a hook.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of pirate while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking pirate costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking crocodile costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking crocodile suit.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of reptile while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking crocodile costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of army sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Chunky and solid and no doubt useful whether you need to climb a mountain or kick down some innocent bystander in the street, these are black sandals of the sort commonly referred to in Ephebe as army sandals, even if no soldier worth his salt would wear a pair.  A certain kind of young people adores them, though.

appraise_text:
The pair of army sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: delicate black dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
The thinnest of silk entwines your limbs and body.  This is not the sturdiest of dresses, one rip and the whole thing could come off.  Though admittedly this is the type of dress that would rip artistically, and would probably look even better when reduced to only tatters held together with luck.  The delicate black dress has one hidden pocket.

appraise_text:
The delicate black dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: Klatchian steel club
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is an elegantly proportioned club formed from fine Klatchian steel.  A touch under three feet in length, the length of the haft is perfectly smooth, except at the handle end which is ridged to provide a sure grip for its wielder.  Although not a particularly refined weapon, it ought to be able to cave in the skull of a disobedient reveller or, indeed, a bloodthirsty Klatchian bandito should it come to it.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian steel club is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: black spiderweb chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a knee-length chiton folding and draping about the wearer's body with a silky whisper.  It has been dyed deep black with an ever so faint shimmer of crimson, and embroidered with intricate spiderweb designs in dark silver thread.

appraise_text:
The black spiderweb chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking ballerina costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking ballerina costume.  Yep, tutu and all.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of dancer while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking ballerina costume is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking clown costume
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking clown costume.  Including a red nose, stupid wig, floppy trousers and white face paint.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of clown while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking clown costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking penguin suit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a tremendously silly-looking penguin suit.  You most certainly will not look like any sort of sea bird in this outfit, but on the other hand your appearance of sheer and utter stupidity will provide endless hours of entertainment and merriment for your friends.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking penguin suit is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking gorilla suit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking gorilla suit.  Exceptionally hairy and hot looking with a ridiculous carved mask.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of monkey while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking gorilla suit is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lavender Genuan maid uniform
description: This uniform is short and body-hugging, almost revealing more than it hides.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The lavender Genuan maid uniform is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is lavender and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long, thin needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This nasty and evil-looking needle is about four inches long.  It is made of silver and strangely enough has no eye.

appraise_text:
The long, thin needle is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: black lambswool cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small peaked cap, made of the roughly curled fur of a black lamb.  It is the sort of hat that a horse could step on without leaving a mark.  Coarse, casual and warm, it smells faintly and reassuringly of sheep.

appraise_text:
The black lambswool cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: close-fitting black leather bag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a duffle bag, roughly cylindrical with a single strap, so it can be worn over the shoulder.  It is made of supple leather, and has two largish pockets.  The close-fitting black leather bag has one main pocket and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The close-fitting black leather bag is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 33 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: yellow sash
description: This fine sash of yellow silk is just the kind a fifth level wizard would wear.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The yellow sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather armband
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This strip of leather is usually tied around the upper arm to emphasise the musculature.  In practice, it usually cuts off the circulation and makes the wearer's arm turn blue.

appraise_text:
The leather armband is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: vibrant woven robe
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This mostly white robe has been woven from willow cotton and squirrel fur.  Vibrant colours of red and blue have been dyed in geometric patterns along the hems and front of this garment.

appraise_text:
The vibrant woven robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver spear nipple ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A small band of silver surrounds the wearers nipple while the traditional bar is held in place by a spear head shaped lock on either end.


item_name: spoon
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
It is a metal spoon used for eating soup and semi-liquid food.  Whatever the Bursar says, it possesses neither magical abilities nor a personality.

appraise_text:
The spoon is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: imposing [colour] evening gown
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
Stately and imposing, this is just the dress for a woman past her first youth who wants to sweep into a room and make an impact.  It is cut from [colour] silk, with as many flounces, frills, rose-red lace, tucks and bobs as good taste will allow.  The collar fastens high around the neck, modest and seemly, while both skirt and sleeves take up as much room as they can, even without the luxurious and extravagant [colour] lace trimming and the broad train in the skirt.

appraise_text:
The imposing rose-coloured evening gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: monocle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This small circular lens is attached to a woven silver chain that can be attached to a vest button.  It is held in front of the wearer's eye by force of will and sheer snobbishness.  Popular with merchants, guild masters, and anyone else too rich to afford two lenses.

appraise_text:
The monocle is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bay horse [hobbyhorse]
description:
Who can resist the appeal of these timeless toys?  A yard of sturdy birch, shod with a real (if tiny) horseshoe at the base, this stick has been topped with a carved horse head painted with a lovingly detailed bay coat.  The star and snip on its face matches its expression of barely restrained enthusiasm and pricked-forward ears, as though it could break into an abandoned gallop any moment, bearing its rider on some heroic adventure, black mane flowing in the wind.  The sunny yellow leather bridle and matching reins have been hung with little tin bells.


item_name: brown horse [hobbyhorse]
description:
Who can resist the appeal of these timeless toys?  A yard of sturdy birch, shod with a real (if tiny) horseshoe at the base, this stick has been topped with a carved horse head painted with a lovingly detailed brown coat.  The stripe on its face matches its expression of barely restrained enthusiasm and pricked-forward ears, as though it could break into an abandoned gallop any moment, bearing its rider on some heroic adventure, white mane flowing in the wind.  The octarine leather bridle and matching reins have been hung with little tin bells.


item_name: grey horse [hobbyhorse]
description:
Who can resist the appeal of these timeless toys?  A yard of sturdy birch, shod with a real (if tiny) horseshoe at the base, this stick has been topped with a carved horse head painted with a lovingly detailed grey coat.  The blaze on its face matches its expression of barely restrained enthusiasm and pricked-forward ears, as though it could break into an abandoned gallop any moment, bearing its rider on some heroic adventure, white mane flowing in the wind.  The racing green leather bridle and matching reins have been hung with little tin bells.


item_name: pale grey horse [hobbyhorse]
description:
Who can resist the appeal of these timeless toys?  A yard of sturdy birch, shod with a real (if tiny) horseshoe at the base, this stick has been topped with a carved horse head painted with a lovingly detailed pale grey coat.  The stripe on its face matches its expression of barely restrained enthusiasm and pricked-forward ears, as though it could break into an abandoned gallop any moment, bearing its rider on some heroic adventure, vibrant green mane flowing in the wind.  The bright orange leather bridle and matching reins have been hung with little tin bells.


item_name: roan horse [hobbyhorse]
description:
Who can resist the appeal of these timeless toys?  A yard of sturdy birch, shod with a real (if tiny) horseshoe at the base, this stick has been topped with a carved horse head painted with a lovingly detailed roan coat.  The blaze on its face matches its expression of barely restrained enthusiasm and pricked-forward ears, as though it could break into an abandoned gallop any moment, bearing its rider on some heroic adventure, white mane flowing in the wind.  The octarine leather bridle and matching reins have been hung with little tin bells.


item_name: pair of golden brown silk sandals
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The sandals are made from a golden brown silk and have deep red and golden thread embroidery.  Their heels are about two inches and they look very refined.

appraise_text:
The pair of golden brown silk sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: chopping board
description: This is a medium-sized wooden chopping board, carved in low relief with the image of a thorn bush.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Given for serving food on from some restaurants.
appraise_text:
The chopping board is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood.  It can hold about 5 pounds.


item_name: [colour] cotton thread
description: This is a thin [colour] cotton thread, approximately a foot in length.
weight: 10 g
appraise_text:
A [colour] cotton thread is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: fat pony notebook
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small spiral bound notebook, with a humorous illustration on its cover of a small child riding a fat pony, her pigtails flying as she urges it over a very small jump.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed fat pony notebook is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: lucky riding charm
appraise_text: The lucky riding charm is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide. It is made of wood.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a bundle of three short twigs, tied together with twine.  According to ancient horsemen's lore, or at least according to Mr Dibbler's almanac, if you kept this in your pocket you'd be less likely to fall off your horse and land on a hedgehog.


item_name: fat pony pencil
weight: less than a pound
description:
This otherwise perfectly normal pencil has been decorated with pictures of small fat ponies, tacked up but happily riderless and getting up to lots of mischief.

appraise_text:
The fat pony pencil is about six inches long and not very wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon.


item_name: deluxe hoof pick
weight: less than a pound
description:
A hoof pick is, fundamentally, a not-too-sharp hook with a handle, used to remove mud, stones, and stray boy scouts from a horse's hooves.  Noted entrepreneurial genius CMOT Dibbler has graciously offered this version to the equestrian public, featuring a grade-bevelled rebated curve blade and a revolutionary ergonomic handle design.

appraise_text:
The deluxe hoof pick is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: some hay [horse food]
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small pile of dried grass, about one handful.  While inedible for humans, a horse could probably digest this pretty well.


item_name: battered claymore
weight: 5lb
description:
This huge double-edged broadsword seems like the perfect weapon for the discerning barbarian hero to use to hack through the hordes before him.  It is heavily dented from decades of use, and it is no longer the weapon it once was.

appraise_text:
The battered claymore is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: kilt of MacAvrik tartan
weight: 2lb
description:
This handcrafted plaid kilt has been lovingly woven into the MacAvrik tartan, and has been kept in top condition throughout its use.  To wear this is to wear a piece of the MacAvrik's family heritage.

appraise_text:
The kilt of MacAvrik tartan is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black wool dress
weight: 1lb
description:
Made of soft, stretchy wool, this dress clings to every curve of your body, making this somewhat unsuitable for Assassins.  Nowhere to hide the throwing knives.

appraise_text:
The black wool dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ledger
description: This is a ledger, used for keeping track of business operations. It is closed.
weight: between 1 1/9 lb and 1 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The closed ledger is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of paper and leather.


item_name: pair of fingerless gloves
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Knitted in cosy Ramtops black wool, these gloves would be warm and cosy except that it seems that the fingers remain unfinished from the knuckles up.  Still... might be useful for those wanting a little warmth but who need to keep their fingers free for delicate work.

appraise_text:
The pair of fingerless gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cheerful badge
description: This is a cheerfully yellow badge, showing the wearer as an employee of W&B.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The cheerful badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dull bathrobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
Yep, it's dull alright.  It's white, got a cord around the waist and feels towel-y.  It's all a bathrobe should be, but just doesn't have that extra thing that makes it the Creme-de-la-Bathrobe, as they say in Genua.  The dull bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The dull bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: startling green dress
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a startling green dress with long sleeves.  It was designed to be both revealing and clinging, assuming you have the right attributes.

appraise_text:
The startling green dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: parlourmaid's dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Neat and unobtrusive, this short black dress is just right for an attentive servant.  The crisp white apron is edged with a little lace, and its strings tie at the back in a neat little bow.

appraise_text:
The parlourmaid's dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rosette bowed silk shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These square-toed shoes have gloriously shaped low heels. They are tied with a charming white satin bow which is fashioned into a rosette at the ankle.

appraise_text:
The pair of rosette bowed silk shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [custom design] false nose
appraise_text: It is made of [metal} and [gem] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This is a cunningly-sculpted prosthetic nose made of sterling silver; it could be glued onto your face to replace a nose lost in some kind of... unfortunate accident.  It has been gaudily studded with amethyst.  Written in tiny etched print:  Thys nose is notte to be Stolen, or Bad Lucke be upon ye heads, I saye.


item_name: silver trident
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a fancy looking trident.  Three pronged, it would look impressive grasped by any sea deity or merman.  However it may be an ideal example of the adage "all that glitters is not gold", as it is more likely to be made from tinfoil-covered wood than silver.

appraise_text:
The silver trident is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: slice of mushroom pizza
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a triangular shaped piece of bread which smells wonderfully of herbs.  It is dripping with cheese and has thick slices of colourful mushrooms on it.


item_name: gold bangle
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A wide piece of thick gold has been wound around to form a bangle.  At first glance it looks plain but upon closer inspection the surface of the bangle is apparently covered in a number of hieroglyphs.  The perfect addition to any handmaiden's attire.


item_name: silver occult bangle
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a ringed, silver-plated bracelet that is engraved with various occult symbols.  When combined with several other bangles, they make an awful racket when the wearer moves, which is probably most of the point.


item_name: bright pink jumpsuit
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Made of heavy linen and dyed a bright pink, this garment makes the sex of any wearer instantly disappear when worn.  The jumpsuit has two large pockets on each side and a large zipper running down the front of the garment.  The bright pink jumpsuit has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The bright pink jumpsuit is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: white cotton pinafore
description: This small white cotten apron is edged with lace and would look good worn over a black dress.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white cotton pinafore is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of twilight silk high heels
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Made of deep twilight purple silk, these high heel shoes have delicate ankle straps that twine around your ankle, being both a support, and a decoration.

appraise_text:
The pair of twilight silk high heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is twilight purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black knee-high silk stockings
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made from thin black silk that clings to the wearer's calves, these stockings are ideal for showing off a nicely turned pair of ankles.  They would look fabulous with a pair of knee-length breeches.

appraise_text:
The pair of black knee-high silk stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: curved two-handed sword
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
The two-handed chopper features a wooden handle with no hand guard.  The long single-edged blade flares near the tip, however it isn't rounded or simply pointed like most blades.  Instead of the tip curving outward, it curves inward in three gentle arcs, forming two interior points.  Its shape is ideal for splitting helmets, and the soft contents within them.

appraise_text:
The curved two-handed sword is about three and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: small brass coin
appraise_text: The small brass coin is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of brass.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small coin is made of brass and looks like it is incredibly old.  On the reverse is a portrait of a long forgotten king and on the obverse is a spear.


item_name: pair of round spectacles without lenses
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These spectacles have no lenses and look like they are made from some loose wire that has simply been bent to look like spectacles.

appraise_text:
The pair of round spectacles without lenses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of tin and could be worn as armour.


item_name: Glad To Be Grey badge
description: This small badge shows that its wearer is a zombie and proud of it.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The Glad To Be Grey badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fake moustache
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This moustache clearly does not belong to the person wearing it.  In fact it's not really a moustache at all, just hair and glue.

appraise_text:
The fake moustache is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight black silk dress with silver spangles
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Figure-hugging, long and flowing, this dress is really stylish.  It is tastefully sprinkled with sparkling occult-style silver spangles, the whole being an essential for a really fashion-conscious witch.  The tight black silk dress with silver spangles has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The tight black silk dress with silver spangles is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of billowy maroon trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These are comfy, loose cotton maroon trousers, great for lounging around in and wearing to informal occasions.  They are stylish and elegant, yet simple.

appraise_text:
The pair of billowy maroon trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is maroon and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items. 


item_name: stiff white bow-tie
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A perfectly tied, narrow formal white bow-tie lets everyone know that the wearer has superb dexterity and a flair for looking their best in formal wear.

appraise_text:
The stiff white bow-tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight white blouse
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This blouse is very figure-hugging, and yet at the same time very professional.  It suggests the wearer is attempting a certain minimalistic approach to fashion in order to concentrate more fully on whatever job may be at hand.  Of course, to a certain mindset this is extremely attractive and counter productive.

appraise_text:
The tight white blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight white skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This skirt is tight fitting, and yet subtly professional.  It is quite obviously the kind of thing that would be worn by a sensible working woman in a profession such as nursing or something equivalent.  It is very attractive in a subtle sort of way however.

appraise_text:
The tight white skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stodgy striped bathing suit
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The beige and black horizontal stripes of this bathing costume reach from the wide straps framing its U-shaped neckline to the knee-length leg hems.  A wide black cloth belt with a plain metal buckle completely fails to define the waist, topping off the utter unsexiness of this piece of swimwear.

appraise_text:
The stodgy striped bathing suit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is beige and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black bathing cap
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Dressy or casual, for work or for play, the little black bathing cap will never go out of style.  If you're lucky, about half your hair will fit under it without undue duress.

appraise_text:
The black bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: elegant gold wristwatch
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is an elegant gold wristwatch.  The strap is thin and delicate, with a small round face upon which the hands have been tooled in thin black.  The time reads: 3:55am, Monday 13th June Prime, UC 2039.


item_name: pair of small rectangular glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A frail gold chain links the earpieces of this pair of glasses.  The natural habitat for this accessory is balanced on the nose of a tight-mouthed, obviously repressed but secretly libertine librarian.

appraise_text:
The pair of small rectangular glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black leather dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a dress of tight black leather that hugs the wearer's body, barely covering the chest and wrapping tightly down to mid-thigh.  It's plain, needing no adornment apart from the person squeezed into it.  The black leather dress has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The black leather dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of black leather thigh boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of black leather boots that reach past the knee.  They are plain soft leather and are meant to be laced up tightly.  There is a flap of leather at the top of them that folds over and splits slightly to allow the laces to be tied.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather thigh boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: finely woven turquoise linen outer robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The standard robe of a mage of the order of the Dynastic Crescent, with one notable difference: it is cut in a fairly stylish manner and made from fine silk.  No real wizard would ever want to wear this.

appraise_text:
The finely woven turquoise linen outer robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is turquoise and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of midnight blue knee breeches
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These knee breeches are a part of the Assassins' Guild first and second year uniform.  The students are required to wear such hideous clothes in the hope it will force them to be extra studious and make it into third year where they can pick their own clothes.  The pair of midnight blue knee breeches has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of midnight blue knee breeches is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: faded grey shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This faded grey shirt might once have been white, but then again it might once have been black.  The soft cotton looks very comfortable.

appraise_text:
The faded grey shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue leather shoes
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
Low-cut, in soft blue leather, these shoes are embroidered with flowering vines in silver thread.  The design runs up the sides and around the ankle.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver headband
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A narrow strip of shimmering silver material that ties around the head with a flamboyant knot, leaving two strands trailing down the back of the head.  Delicate raindrops have been embroidered along the length, in bright blue silken thread.

appraise_text:
The silver headband is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black lace dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Made of soft, stretchy lace, this dress clings to the wearer's body, outlining every curve.  While the lace is quite dense over various places, it is sparse in others, making it perhaps a little less than perfect for hiding a throwing knife.

appraise_text:
The black lace dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: seagull necklace
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Thick strands of copper have been woven together to form a heavy rope-like chain for this necklace.  A large and regal seagull hangs from it with wings outstretched, its eyes turned upward as if eagerly awaiting the sunrise.


item_name: simple golden-yellow girdle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a braided cord of sturdy linen thread, a deep golden yellow shot through with red the colour of an autumn sunset, this belt is designed to be worn over a chiton, to gather in the voluminous folds and wrap it close about one's waist.

appraise_text:
The simple golden-yellow girdle is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of emerald slippers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of emerald slippers, very like the more famous ruby slippers owned by the Wicked Witch of the West.  These contain no magic properties, but they do glitter nicely.  The soles have silver cleats on the toe and heel -- the better to skip with, my dear.

appraise_text:
The pair of emerald slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is emerald and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: teddy bear sweater
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This overly cheery sweater is knitted in a pale brown Ramtops wool with a very cute and fat red teddy bear worked into the front.

appraise_text:
The teddy bear sweater is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black cotton undershirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This black undershirt has been made from a special weave of cotton that clings to the body like a second skin, making it ideal for winter wear.

appraise_text:
The black cotton undershirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: butchering knife
description: This is small butchering knife, made from quality steel and sharp as a razor.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The butchering knife is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pouched black leather belt
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This functional black leather belt has several small pouches attached to it at intervals, presumably for carrying little fiddly items that would get lost or damaged in larger pockets.  It would be ideal for carrying small magic objects or herbs.  The pouched black leather belt has four pouch pockets.

appraise_text:
The pouched black leather belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: length of string
description: It's a length of string. White and stringy, it is otherwise unexciting.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The length of string is about a foot and a half long and not very wide.  It is white and is made of cotton.


item_name: yellow sea-shell
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pretty yellow sea-shell.  It is fan-shaped and has ridges which run from the round edge to the base of the shell.  It is covered in a pale yellow and white wavy pattern.

appraise_text:
The yellow sea-shell is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of shell.


item_name: artificer's staff
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This staff was obviously constructed by a master artificer.  Only the greatest of master smiths are capable of manipulating octiron in such a fanciful and cunning way.  The pole itself has been smelted with octiron filigree of a shade darker than the base material and scrolls throughout the complete shaft.  The foot of this masterpiece flares out to resemble a small anvil while the head has been constructed in the shape of a smith's hammer.  Either side of the hammer depicts a scene; one from the shop of a dwarfen blacksmith and the other from the laboratory of a master artificer.  One of the scenes on the flat surface of the hammer continues to play out and smoke rises from the forge as the embers burn readily.

appraise_text:
The artificer's staff is about seven feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of octiron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: floor-length black leather dress
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This floor-length long-sleeved dress has a high neckline that would normally be considered demure, were it not for the butter-soft leather bodice which fits closely as the wearer's skin, and the full skirt that swirls like an errant breeze at midnight.

appraise_text:
The floor-length black leather dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of lace-up ladies' boots
weight: 1lb
description:
Neat, elegant, and understated, these meticulously polished boots glint with dark, almost invisible reflections.  The elegant curve of the two-inch heels echoes the swell of the leather around the wearer's calves, and a braided silk cord laces through eighteen eyelets to tie in a neat bow at the top.

appraise_text:
The pair of lace-up ladies' boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hooded wool robe
weight: 2lb
description:
Plain and undyed, made from the soft creamy wool of Llamedese sheep, this open-fronted robe drapes down to the ground and covers the wearer's hands to the knuckle, perfect for warmth and cosiness, but an extremely bad idea for laboratory work.

appraise_text:
The hooded wool robe is about six feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: maroon linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with gold and silver embroidered hands.  The maroon linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The maroon linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is maroon and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: caramel linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with purple and silver embroidered needles.  The caramel linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The caramel linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is caramel and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of pink tinted sunglasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sunglasses have small, circular wire frames and lenses that have been tinted a candy pink.  They would be not very effective in blocking the sun's rays, but man, they're groovy.

appraise_text:
The pair of pink tinted sunglasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: grooming towel
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
description:
This small linen towel can be used after riding to dry off a sweaty horse, or to rub down a horse's coat as the last step in grooming.

appraise_text:
The grooming towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is dark brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large Ramtops map
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
To say this is a large map of the Ramtops is quite an understatement.  The heavy parchment is folded repeatedly in a complex pattern suggesting that the original owner had studied origami at some point in their life.  Once spread out the map is a jumble of tiny villages and warnings of unscalable peaks and deadly ravines.  Marked on the map in ink are Plun, Bluntz, the Skund Forest, the Carrack Mountains, Ohulan-Cutash, Cutash Mountain, Leaping Mountain, Drumlin's Fell, the Mountains of the Sun, Bonk, Escrow, Lancre Town, Mad Stoat, Brass Neck, Bad Ass, Slippery Hollow, Razorback, Slice, Creel Springs, Blackglass, Copperhead, Mad Wolf, Feruss, Powderknife, Hangdog, Pine Dressers, Fiddlyfjord, Oolskunrahod, the Hub, Chuckunfjord, NoThingfjord, Slartifjord, Vortexfjord, Helfjord and Jetifjord.

appraise_text:
The large Ramtops map is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: face brush
description: This extra-soft brush can be used to brush a horse's sensitive face and head.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
appraise_text:
The face brush is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and horse hair and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: dandy brush
description: This stiff-bristled brush is used for removing dirt and loose hair from a horse's coat.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
appraise_text:
The dandy brush is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and boar hair and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: curry comb
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
description:
This metal comb is used for loosening up a horse's coat in preparation for grooming with other brushes.

appraise_text:
The curry comb is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: mane and tail comb
description: This wide-toothed metal comb can be used for combing out a horse's mane and tail.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
appraise_text:
The mane and tail comb is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: hoof pick
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
description:
This small metal hook is used for picking mud, rocks or other small objects out of a horse's hooves.

appraise_text:
The hoof pick is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: grooming kit
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small canvas bag has little pouches with straps on the inside for keeping one's grooming implements safe and at hand.  There are three pouches free.  It could sheathe a grooming implement.  The grooming kit contains: a mane and tail comb, a hoof pick, a grooming towel, a face brush, a dandy brush, a curry comb and a body brush.

appraise_text:
The grooming kit is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: crusty pot
description: minimap {27, 87, 223}
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: 9808d8bf88a4b13020caf1cd5a6ab3a2dd5f8248
appraise_text:
The crusty pot is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of ceramic and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, five items, or about 2 shots.


item_name: white chlamys
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A short piece of cloth worn over the shoulders as a cloak.  It drapes over one shoulder and is fastened with silver pins over the other, leaving an opening down the fastened side.  The cloth hangs loosely around the body, reaching to the knee.

appraise_text:
The white chlamys is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of priests
weight: 6 1/9 lb
description:
These metal shoes are used to protect the feet against caltraps.  They are called priests because they save your soles.

appraise_text:
The pair of priests is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: long flowing red robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The robe is long, flowing, and red. Very red in fact.  Sparkly red.  Actually, it looks like a cheap robe made for the sole purpose of looking cheap and tawdry.  It looks good on a fortune teller.

appraise_text:
The long flowing red robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tekko guards
weight: 3 1/9 lb
description:
Tekko are sturdy guards which protect the back of the hand from injury.  Sculpted to fit the back of the hand snugly, the bronze plating is attached to the hand using thin leather straps which wrap around the wrist and palm.

appraise_text:
The pair of tekko guards is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of brass and could be worn as armour.


item_name: Fang family kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This grey kimono, with red hem and embroidery marks the wearer as a member of the Fang Family.  The family colours are augmented by the family emblem, a snarling tiger, embroidered in red and gold on the chest.

appraise_text:
The Fang family kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: chain of office
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large gold chain with a medallion featuring the Escrow coat of arms attached to the center.  It seems to be a rather literal reminder of the burden of public office.

appraise_text:
The chain of office is about two and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of gold and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: kilt shirt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a traditional highland kilt shirt made from the finest, dark green cotton muslin that money can buy. It has been generously cut with billowing, full-length arms which end in neat, narrow cuffs, buttoned with chunky silver thistle buttons.  The front of this shirt is open to the chest, and it has a criss-cross leather draw-cord at the neck which is complemented by the full collar.

appraise_text:
The kilt shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is dark green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright patchwork skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Made from a mind-boggling array of fabrics and colours, this skirt is a patchwork dream.  It sweeps gracefully to the wearer's ankles, providing style as well as making sure the legs are safely out of view.

appraise_text:
The bright patchwork skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool, linen, cotton, tweed and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fitted black jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
Nipped in sharply at the waist, where it fastens with two self-covered buttons, and generously cut around the bust, this close-fitting jacket is made from dully gleaming raw silk.

appraise_text:
The fitted black jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fingerless leather gloves
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of fingerless leather gloves.  The stitching is quite exquisite... only a detailed examination can see where one piece of leather begins and another ends.  The leather is soft and supple, and very elastic.

appraise_text:
The pair of fingerless leather gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver kilt pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
An intricately detailed thistle, complete with long deeply cut leaves and round thorny head adorns this classic sword-shaped kilt pin. Made from the finest silver it is an excellent accompaniment to any kilt.


item_name: nappy
description: This is a nappy, of the type a rather large bairn would wear.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The nappy is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sweatband
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a sweatband of the type preferred by fat, sweaty men.  It is worn on the head and designed to stop oodles of sweat dripping in one's eyes.  This is a particularly humorous one as it has red noses embroidered on it.

appraise_text:
The sweatband is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tracksuit trousers
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of tracksuit trousers that look like they belong on a clown that enjoys doing stretches and running on the spot, if such a thing exists.  They are red with white polka-dots and have ankle-clinging elasticated cuffs at the bottom.

appraise_text:
The pair of tracksuit trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of trainers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair trainers with rubber soles.  They must belong to a clown as they have oversized tongues and the toe end is bulging and oversized.

appraise_text:
The pair of trainers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tracksuit top
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a clown's tracksuit top, designed for something approaching exercise.  It is white with red polka-dots, has the collar turned up and is disturbingly skin tight when zipped up.  It is zipped up.

appraise_text:
The tracksuit top is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark green-blue boxer shorts with a variety of colourful fish
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These dark, green-blue boxers have had a wide variety of colourful fish printed on them.  If you really like fish, this seems an appropriate article of clothing.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark green-blue boxer shorts with a variety of colourful fish is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is dark green-blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep blue cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A deep blue cotton kesa or robe, stitched in the "buffalo field" pattern.  The back of the robe is beautifully embroidered with delicate, colourful fish.

appraise_text:
The deep blue cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of rose-tinted spectacles
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of spectacles has rose-tinted lenses, so you can see the world in a slightly more pleasant way.

appraise_text:
The pair of rose-tinted spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black flat cap
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a black flat cap made out of thick, stiff cotton.  It is not the most stylish of items, but is of the sort normally worn by members of the Thieves' Guild.

appraise_text:
The black flat cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: medium-sized burlap sack
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This burlap sack is the kind used for storing agricultural products.  It looks like it could hold a pretty reasonable but not excessive amount of, say, grain.

appraise_text:
The medium-sized burlap sack is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of jute and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 17 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: dried frog pill
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, green tablet which smells suspiciously of the kind of chemicals found in the greenhouses of people who say "Wow" and "Cool" a lot.


item_name: rock doughnut
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is the trollish aquivalent of a doughnut.  It appears to consist of marble and has a fine chalk-dust coating.


item_name: heavy woollen scholar's gown
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a heavy woollen gown worn by first and second year scholarship students.  It looks uncomfortably thick and itchy.  The heavy woolen scholar's gown has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The heavy woolen scholar's gown is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: green and silver butterfly clip
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made from lightly tarnished silver, each side of this small hair clip is a butterfly's wing, with the swirling patterns inlaid in a rich dark green.


item_name: gold and amber necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Simple gold links join together large rounded pieces of amber in their gold settings, the pleasingly irregular shapes reminiscent of river-washed pebbles in summer sunlight.


item_name: gold silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of gold silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  A thick layer of pure white mink bands both ends, and embroidered in the middle is a stylised representation of a needle and thread.  Dangling from each end are tiny golden crystals, their rhythmic music seeming to echo the sound of sewing.

appraise_text:
The gold silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blood red silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of blood red silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  Deep red embroidery that seems to imitate drips and drabs of blood contorts its way along the length, while dark red crystals dangle from each end, their faint noise echoing the dripping sound of blood.

appraise_text:
The blood red silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is blood red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark green silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of dark green silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  Rough tiles are etched on the ends, while a small stylised corridor is embroidered in the middle.  A fringe of small green crystals tinkle gently, their sound reminiscent of soft footfalls echoing along a corridor.

appraise_text:
The dark green silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is dark green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black samite vestment
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Hattian priest would wear.  It is made from samite which has somehow been dyed black with cuffs and collar of velvet.  Every time you shake the sleeve, sand seems to pour out.  The black samite vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black samite vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of samite and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of pure white silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  White, fluffy wool is banded around each end, and multicoloured balls of fluff are embroidered along the length of it.  Pale crystals dangle from each end, their delicate chiming somehow seeming to echo the soft fall of fluff.

appraise_text:
The white silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black horse t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This baggy black cotton T-shirt has been cheaply printed with the image of a black horse, charging through the night.  At least, that's probably what was intended.  Functionally, it's a slightly darker black blob on a black background, on a black T-shirt.

appraise_text:
The black horse t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Bim Bam
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a Bim Bam, a traditional Ecksian biscuit.  Two layers of malted chocolate biscuit are separated by a light and creamy chocolate filling, then covered with a thick layer of tasty chocolate.  Mmm...


item_name: large peridot bottle
description: This is a large peridot glass bottle. It is open.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large peridot bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large burnt orange bottle
description: This is a large burnt orange glass bottle.
weight: 1 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large burnt orange bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large navy blue bottle
description: This is a large navy blue glass bottle.
weight: 1 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large navy blue bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large golden orange bottle
description: This is a large golden orange glass bottle.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large golden orange bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large azure bottle
description: This is a large azure glass bottle.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large azure bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large auspicious red bottle
description: This is a large auspicious red glass bottle.
weight: 1 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large auspicious red bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large aquamarine bottle
description: This is a large aquamarine glass bottle.
weight: 2lb
appraise_text:
The large aquamarine bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: small [colour] glass phial
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A tiny purple glass phial, with a skull and crossbones on it.  The small purple glass phial is completely full with one teaspoon of sparkling purple syrup.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small purple glass phial is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: blackened ninjato
weight: 2lb
description:
Much shorter than a katana but no less deadly, this ninjato is ideal for fighting in confined spaces.  The blade is sharp and has been blackened to stop it glinting, making it the perfect weapon for a ninja hidden in the shadows.

appraise_text:
The blackened ninjato is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: blackened katana
weight: 3 5/9 lb
description:
Tightly bound, black leather criss-crosses the hilt of this slightly curved sword.  A simple square cross guard separates the handle from the blade, which is crafted from high quality folded Auriental steel.  The blade has an almost indistinct razor edge and is blackened to minimise glare.

appraise_text:
The blackened katana is about two and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: blackened kunai
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The blackened steel blade of the kunai is triangular in shape and tapers down to a very sharp point.  The hilt is wrapped in rough black silk to allow for easy gripping.  Overall, the kunai is well-balanced making it the thrown weapon of choice for ninja.

appraise_text:
The blackened kunai is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of purple ankle boots
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The small heel on the bottom turns a purely functional pair of purple silk ankle boots into something that would turn a footware fetishist into a drooling idiot.  Inside the boots are sheathes, one in each boot, that could hold a knife or dagger.

appraise_text:
The pair of purple ankle boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: knee-length blue silk dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The bodice of this light blue silk dress is tight, but at the waist it hangs loosely in a loin-cloth fashion, with slits up to the top of the thigh, exposing most of your leg.  Trimmed in white silk, a fierce looking dragon is embroidered on the back with colourful threads.

appraise_text:
The knee-length blue silk dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white cotton kyutai
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A cross between a shirt and a robe, the kyutai is a wrap around garment of padded cloth worn commonly by novices of the ninja.  The waist level hem sports two flaps of cloth to slightly cover any trousers worn beneath whilst cotton ties are secured at the back.  The white cotton kyutai has two front pockets.

appraise_text:
The white cotton kyutai is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of black breeches
weight: 1lb
description:
Made of a sombre black material, these breeches would not look out of place anywhere from a garden to a ball, making them perfect for the Assassin who wishes to blend in a little.

appraise_text:
The pair of black breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: lightweight beige linen skirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This lightweight linen skirt looks strong enough to withstand the rigours of covert operations in the desert, while the loose weave of the cloth helps to keep the wearer cool.  The pockets of this skirt are well-concealed in the folds of the fabric.  The lightweight beige linen skirt has one back pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The lightweight beige linen skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of beige soft-soled boots
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of soft-soled, ankle-length beige boots.  The soles are rubber and the soft leather of the boot has been dyed a sandy beige.  Inside the boots are sheathes, one in each boot, that could hold a knife or dagger.  Knives or daggers could be drawn from the boots, sheathed, or hurled directly at an opponent if you have a hand free.

appraise_text:
The pair of beige soft-soled boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black velvet bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Black velvet and lace have been mixed together to create an outfit to stir any man's... heart.  The body of the bodice is composed of black velvet, with a lowcut, black lace insert over the breast.  Short velvet sleeves with lace trimming complete the outfit nicely.  There seems to be a small pocket inside the lace area.

appraise_text:
The black velvet bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of black silk pyjamas
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Soft black silk has been sewn into a set of nifty silk pyjamas.  The Assassins' guild crest is embroidered on the breast pocket.  The pair of black silk pyjamas has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk pyjamas is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of black badger-skin socks
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Skillfully tanned and oiled to a luxurious softness, a piece of badger hide has been shaped and sewn into socks.  Dyed the dark hues of night, they would help the wearer's toes grip their boots ensuring a controlled footfall.

appraise_text:
The pair of black badger-skin socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hand crossbow bolt
description: This is a small crossbow bolt. It has a thin metal shaft and a wickedly sharp tip.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The hand crossbow bolt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: hand crossbow
weight: 2lb
description:
The hand crossbow is a small, easily concealed but less powerful version of its more common brother.

appraise_text:
The hand crossbow is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.


item_name: Assassins' Guild scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The Official Scarf of the Assassins' Guild.  Thickly knitted from wool, with the guild crest embroidered on each end, this scarf is perfect for all those student assassins who get neck colds easily -- or who have other reasons to want to protect their neck region.

appraise_text:
The Assassins' Guild scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large black bucket
description: A large wooden bucket painted a stylish black to prevent it from rotting.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: d3b8281c6fd696ed523d61a631edadc06280bcb5
appraise_text:
The large black bucket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about fifty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: pair of priest's sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These sandals are especially designed for priests, who must do their worshipping barefoot.  The uppers are made of woven palms, and made in such a fashion that they can be slipped off either forwards or backwards, for convenience in the temple.  They also have rather thick soles, to raise the wearer above the blood and gore that is such a necessary part of the priest's trade.

appraise_text:
The pair of priest's sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: maid's cap
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a white maid's cap, such as a female servant might wear.  It has scalloped frills around the brim and a long white ribbon that can be used to tie it beneath the chin.

appraise_text:
The maid's cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rotten pine beam
description: This pine roof beam is suffering badly from rot.
weight: 6 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The rotten pine beam is about six feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it can be used in a loft as a strut for a roof.


item_name: dried fig
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This shriveled up and slightly brown thing, is a dried fig.  They are rumoured to be very tasty and excellent for breakfast.


item_name: loaf of honey oat bread
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large, chunky loaf of reddish brown bread, topped with a sprinkling of rolled oats and glazed with a thin layer of honey.  It looks absolutely delicious.


item_name: cracked tile
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This tile has seen better days, probably atop a house where it was keeping the rain out.  It has a number of small cracks in it and the brown glaze is peeling.

appraise_text:
The cracked tile is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like it can be used in a loft as a roof tile.


item_name: large stencilling sponge
description: This is a large sponge designed for applying paint to a wall stencil.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large stencilling sponge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: small string bag [crystals]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small bag made of string.  The small string bag is about one-quarter full with a small yellow crystal, three small blue crystals, a small green crystal and a small red crystal.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The small string bag is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of string and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: cotton pinafore
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a cotton dress as a child might wear.  It has no sleeves, ties around the waist with a bow in back, and looks comfortable for playing in.

appraise_text:
The cotton pinafore is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered white linen apron
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
The spotless white linen of this short white apron, clearly never intended for use in any kitchen, carries a complex geometrical pattern done in black Istanzian knotwork.

appraise_text:
The embroidered white linen apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivory silk wedding gown
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This wedding gown is made from shimmering ivory silk that lovingly hugs the wearer's curves.  The neck is demurely high in front while the back is left bare from the shoulders all the way to the derriere.  Delicate flowers, with petals made of seed pearls, are embroidered along the edges and curling from the neck downwards along the bust line.  The gown clings around the wearer's hips and thighs before flaring out slightly from just below the knees, whispering around her ankles on its way to the ground where it forms a small train at the back.  The ivory silk wedding gown has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The ivory silk wedding gown is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of blue jeans
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These jeans are a classic looking pair of boot-cut trousers made of faded blue denim, fitted close at the hips.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue jeans is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: notepad
description: This is a small notepad. It is closed.
weight: between 5/9 lb and 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The closed notepad is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: pair of round spectacles
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of spectacles have unusually thick lenses held together by thin, gold-wire frames.  They are part of the standard civil employee wardrobe.

appraise_text:
The pair of round spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and gold and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black mock turtleneck shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This long-sleeve, mock turtleneck shirt is made from dyed, combed cotton.  This shirt is comfortable enough to wear in any season and a sensible alternative to the stuffy shirt and tie gig.

appraise_text:
The black mock turtleneck shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green silk skirt
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This skirt is made of three layers of gauzy material, in the order: coral blue, seafoam aqua and shimmering leaf-green.  The outer layers are both cut to show a few inches of the next skirt, resulting in a billowing cloud of silk around the wearer's legs.

appraise_text:
The green silk skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: smudgy white apron
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a, slightly smudgy, white apron.  Some dough stains can be seen on the left bottom corner and a loose thread is hanging from its shoulder strap.

appraise_text:
The smudgy white apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of green corduroy trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of green corduroy trousers beloved of teachers across the Disc.  The corduroy is coarse, with about four ridges to the inch.

appraise_text:
The pair of green corduroy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of corduroy and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long trenchcoat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a long overcoat in a dark, shadowy grey, perfect for blending into the shadows.  It has numerous pockets and a short cape over the shoulders to keep the wearer reasonably dry in the wet.  The long trenchcoat has one secret pocket, two side pockets and one inner pocket.

appraise_text:
The long trenchcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is shadowy grey and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: throwing khyber
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A thin steel blade, straight on one side and angled on the other so that a sharp triangle of pain is formed.  The bone handle has intricate sigils carved upon it, they serve both to balance the weapon perfectly for throwing, and for extra grip.

appraise_text:
The throwing khyber is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: thief's dagger
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is one of a pair of lightweight daggers designed to allow quick movement and stealthy concealment.  It is made from fine Klatchian steel and has a delicately jewelled handle.

appraise_text:
The thief's dagger is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: large amount of golden chains
weight: 15 5/9 lb
description:
These are some very heavy, sparkly, shiny chains.  On close inspection, they appear to only be a worthless metal with gold painted over the top, although you could still wear them if you wanted to look richer than you actually are.

appraise_text:
The large amount of golden chains is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of huge round glasses
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are Seymour Convecks' personal eyeglasses.  What are you doing with them?  They are huge, and the perfectly round frames are made of delicate silver.

appraise_text:
The pair of huge round glasses is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small nickel button
appraise_text: It is made of nickel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a small button, made of nickel.  It bears an inscription of a hammer above a wagon wheel.  Anyone who earns this medal can show proudly to the world that he/she is not afraid of hard work!


item_name: medal of honour
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a beautiful golden disc, bearing the seal of the Ankh-Morpork Job Market: a hammer above a wagon wheel.  This medal is only given out to those who have shown great diligence in their work.


item_name: small gold button
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a small button, made of gold.  It bears an inscription of a hammer above a wagon wheel.  Anyone who earns this medal can show proudly to the world that he/she is not afraid of hard work!


item_name: small bronze button
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a small button, made of bronze.  It bears an inscription of a hammer above a wagon wheel.  Anyone who earns this medal can show proudly to the world that he/she is not afraid of hard work!


item_name: small silver button
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a small button, made of silver.  It bears an inscription of a hammer above a wagon wheel.  Anyone who earns this medal can show proudly to the world that he/she is not afraid of hard work!


item_name: medal of greatest honour
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a beautiful disc made of platinum, bearing the seal of the Ankh-Morpork Job Market: a hammer above a wagon wheel.  To earn this medal means to have shown great service to the city of Ankh-Morpork and its denizens, by way of continued hard work.


item_name: small copper button
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Reward from doing Job Market missions in Ankh-Morpork.
description:
This is a small button, made of copper.  It bears an inscription of a hammer above a wagon wheel.  Anyone who earns this medal can show proudly to the world that he/she is not afraid of hard work!


item_name: plaid jacket
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a smart looking jacket with a nice plaid pattern on it.  It looks very well made, seemingly for someone around three feet tall and quite advanced in the belly region.

appraise_text:
The plaid jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: checked waistcoat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a conservative checked waistcoat made for someone of a more rotund body shape.  It has a few small pockets, and looks like something a fat grandparent might wear.

appraise_text:
The checked waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: Worm Sword
weight: 5 3/9 lb
description:
This isn't so much a sword - it's more of a large pink earthworm with a hilt.  It softly pulses in dull octarine shades.

appraise_text:
The Worm Sword is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of earthworm and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: charcoal grey cravat
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Perhaps originally a smooth, dense black, this strip of heavy silk has been carefully washed a great many times, and equally carefully mended, judging from the neat and almost invisible L-shaped darns.

appraise_text:
The charcoal grey cravat is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is charcoal grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scruffy cotton trousers
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers have obviously been lived in, and not just by the wearer.  Old, scruffy and much repaired, they carry an impressive range of stains and marks.

appraise_text:
The pair of scruffy cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: old cotton shirt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Still wearable, on the basis thats there is still more cloth than holes in it, this shirt has definitely seen better days.  Don't wash it, it would probably dissolve its so threadbare.

appraise_text:
The old cotton shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of thin framed glasses
description: These are a pair of wire framed glasses. The frames are very thin and made of a bronze metal.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of thin framed glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: stone medallion
appraise_text: It is made of stone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: 3317c070c4f1ca4bf05cd11fc8eb786ca94e5e58
description:
This is a thin stone disc, bearing a stylized carving of an open book.  Someone has thoughtfully drilled a small hole above the book and threaded a thong through it, so it can be worn as a medallion.


item_name: pair of high quality leather boots
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of good leather boots.  The leather is of the highest quality and the soles are very hard, yet the boots are very comfortable to wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of high quality leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: thin paintbrush
description: You aren't quite sure if this is a master strokes paintbrush, or a slightly thin wall paintbrush.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The thin paintbrush is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: fine paintbrush
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small paintbrush with fine hairs sticking out.  It looks to be well suited to the higher arts.

appraise_text:
The fine paintbrush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: employee badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small tin badge which marks Gretta as an employee of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork), Ankh-Morpork.

appraise_text:
The employee badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: leather shirt
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
A lightweight leather shirt that can be worn underneath another suit of armour.  It is light but you don't think it would offer much protection by itself.

appraise_text:
The leather shirt is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of formal cream mojaris
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made from soft, delicate, cream-coloured leather, this pair of mojaris are perfect in design and implementation.  Golden stitching has been worked around the top edge, with lacy-looking detail running down to the toe of the slippers.  They look somewhat delicate, but show a sense of style, at least to some Klatchians.

appraise_text:
The pair of formal cream mojaris is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is cream and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rubber gloves
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This pair of rubber gloves are the brightest yellow and rubberiest rubber that money can buy.  To protect your hands is their only goal.

appraise_text:
The pair of rubber gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is bright yellow and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of polished black shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Every curve of these shoes positively exudes style, sophistication, and above all money.  A discreet logo embossed into the leather indicates that these are the exclusive hand-crafted product of Juliano Santavaliana's own workshop, and the mirror-surfaced sheen smells subtly of his signature musky-smelling polish.

appraise_text:
The pair of polished black shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: false nose
description: This is a replica of Gereat Nostril's famous nose.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The false nose is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of bright red krepis
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of woman's krepis - an anklet sandal, after the fashion worn primarily by women of - well - loose or otherwise negotiable affection.  They are a bright red colour, with a showy but sturdy flurry of straps to allow the wearer to spend most of her day on her feet.  To ensure she doesn't spend all of it in such a way, the soles are wooden, made in such a way that if she walks in a certain provocative fashion they make an audible "clack" every time they hit the ground, to draw the attention of men.

appraise_text:
The pair of bright red krepis is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pawned item receipt
description: This is a small slip of paper, with a black border. It appears to have something written on it.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From pawning an item to the pawn shop.
appraise_text:
The pawned item receipt is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: hula hoop
appraise_text: The hula hoop is about four feet long and about four feet wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a big hoop, which you can hula with, demonstrating your incredible ability to whirl hoops round your waist and surely impressing everyone.


item_name: custom caparison
description: You see nothing particularly interesting.
weight: 11 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The custom caparison is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: puppy collar
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is an obviously puppy sized, brown leather collar.  Wearing it would not only be rather uncomfortable, but it would look silly too.

appraise_text:
The puppy collar is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright red sash
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a bright red sash with tassels, the sort a proud buccaneer or pirate might sport to attract the eyes of the lasses and keep his pants up.

appraise_text:
The bright red sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green glass bottle
description: This is a squat short-necked green glass bottle.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The green glass bottle is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: pale pink dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This pale pink dress is light and loose-fitting.  It comes down to your ankles and is a very simple design, but it is fetching nonetheless.

appraise_text:
The pale pink dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue cotton trousers
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These blue cotton trousers are loose-fitting and comfortable, making them ideal for strenuous activity.  The hems have been delicately embroidered with silver thread in a pattern of long reeds, allowing them to be used for formal wear too.  The pair of blue cotton trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: beer tin
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This smallish tin is just the right size to fit comfortably in your hand.  On its side, wielding a pint glass of something that looks like it has been drunk already, is the picture of a kangaroo wearing both a hat and a broad grin.  A primal urge makes you want to crumple it in some macho way.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The beer tin is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: fine chestnut linen outer robe
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is an expensive looking robe in a soft, fine linen which is a beautiful chestnut colour.  It is meant to be worn over an under robe with a girdle.  It is part of the ceremonial outfit of a wizard of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab.

appraise_text:
The fine chestnut linen outer robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is chestnut and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of worn out clogs
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of wooden clogs look worn out.  They are most likely to make a "Thump-Clik-Glang!" noise and not the clicking "Clik-Clok!" one when you walk.  In the past one would be able to say that they were made of wood.  Today not even a woodworm would waste its time chewing on them.

appraise_text:
The pair of worn out clogs is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: khaki tank top
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This sandy khaki tank top gives a feeling of being ready for anything.  Slimming for the waist, yet enhancing other attributes nicely. A scooped neckline leaves a little to the imagination, while the informal curve of the fabric gives a good hint.

appraise_text:
The khaki tank top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is khaki and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white medical robe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This type of clinical robe is worn by the finest medical professionals in the Empire.  The spotless white robe has a severe-looking Agatean collar and the front is smooth but for a single pocket on the chest, for the finer tools of the trade.  The front is fastened by a row of buttons on the right shoulder.  The robe falls somewhat loosely around the legs so that medical practitioners have enough maneuvering space, and the sleeves reach only to the elbow so that they do not interfere with one's work.  The white medical robe is made of the finest white cottons and so expertly tailored that one would look very suave and sophisticated in it.

appraise_text:
The white medical robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: clay stained apron
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
The apron is made of an, by now, unidentifiable material.  It is covered in dried-up clay stains.  The first layer of it has melded (in a way) into the material and above that newer ones have been elaborately formed creating a hard but fragile surface.

appraise_text:
The clay stained apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wax slate
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This slate consists of wax on a wooden frame, with a string so that it can be worn around the neck.  It looks like the ones which golems use to write on.

appraise_text:
The wax slate is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wax and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: very large fruit encrusted hat
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This hat is is huge and black and covered with stuffed birds, wax fruit, and other assorted decorative items, all painted black.  Just the thing to give someone a real presence.

appraise_text:
The very large fruit encrusted hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of high black patent leather boots
weight: 6lb
description:
Reaching to the upper thigh, these tough boots are made of quite shiny black patent leather.  They have square three-inch heels that provide the wandering barbarian warrior or warrioress adequate arch support.

appraise_text:
The pair of high black patent leather boots is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: leather whip [wearable]
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a long flexible piece of soft leather woven around a hard leather core.  It used to be a whip but now it has been tied up to resemble a scarf.

appraise_text:
The leather whip is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Pandora's box
weight: between 7/9 lb and 8/9 lb
description:
This is a small box, made of wood.  It has a tiny lock on it, that only a very small key would fit.  There are some red letters on the lid.

appraise_text:
Pandora's box is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of leather boxer shorts
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
These tight leather boxer shorts are surely the product of a somewhat diseased mind.  Only someone obsessed with leather could come up with a leather undergarment that doesn't reveal one's manhood (or womanhood) to the extreme.  They are made of carefully tanned brown leather, with the standard buttoned slit in the front.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather boxer shorts is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: massive skeleton key
description: This is a very large skeleton key.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The massive skeleton key is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of iron.


item_name: leather whip
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
The 6 foot length of the whip is made up of soft flexible leather wrapped around a hard leather core, the end has a smaller piece of leather attached.  The flexible bits allow it to be snapped and cracked with pleasure and finesse.

appraise_text:
The leather whip is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: tiny golden flail
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a rather vicious looking golden flail.  You could probably use it to beat ants to death with, but only if they were extremely small ants.

appraise_text:
The tiny golden flail is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of gold and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: yellow cotton t-shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This yellow v-necked t-shirt is made from cotton and clings tightly to the body.  "Mano Rossarians do it in from behind" is written on the front in large red letters.  A tiny tag is attached to the back of the neck.

appraise_text:
The yellow cotton t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: twisted silver key
description: A key. Wonder where it fits?
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The twisted silver key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden tray
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a small wooden tray, similar in style to the ones used by many vendors and travelling salespeople. Only a small quantity of items will fit on top of it.

appraise_text:
The wooden tray is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds.


item_name: green seaweed-frond dress
weight: 1lb
description:
This long green dress is constructed from strips of linen sewn together in such a way that it resembles fronds of seaweed hanging down the wearer's body.  The dress is pinched at the waist to create an hourglass silhouette, and there are green and black glass beads sewn into the fabric at irregular intervals.

appraise_text:
The green seaweed-frond dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: conch-shell necklace
appraise_text: It is made of bone and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This necklace is essentially a small conch shell with a hole drilled through it and strung on a cord.  It's quite pretty in its own way, although they are rumoured to make the wearer want to steal other people's voices.


item_name: pair of sleek sea green bikini bottoms
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These sleek, sporty bikini bottoms are cut to showcase a shapely pair of hips and to do so with style.  Made of soft cotton and dyed sea green, they will certainly turn heads on the beach.  Unmarred by any embellishments, they are simple and striking, showcasing the obvious skill of the tailor.  They remain surprisingly practical in addition to their aesthetic qualities and look like they'd be perfect for racing through the water as well as reclining on a sun lounger.

appraise_text:
The pair of sleek sea green bikini bottoms is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleek sea green bikini top
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This sporty little number has been cut from two small triangles of soft cotton that have been dyed sea green.  Unmarred by any embellishments, it is simple and striking, showcasing the obvious skill of the tailor.  The cut is sleek and figure-hugging and it looks like it would be equally at home speeding through the water or turning heads on the beach.

appraise_text:
The sleek sea green bikini top is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of bronze-clad boots
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Resembling a pair of classic hobnailed boots, but with the addition of a towering five-inch heel, this is footwear at its most vicious.  The heel is thick and weighty, and capped with a bronze foot.  The rest of the sole features a multitude of bronze studs that threaten to annihilate anything one might step on.

appraise_text:
The pair of bronze-clad boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of warm black woollen stockings
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These warm, soft woolly stockings are not particularly attractive but they are very practical.  Made to stand up to the venomous Ramtops winters, they could probably keep a snake warm in a glacier crevasse.

appraise_text:
The pair of warm black woollen stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: baggy knitted dress
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
Like the old saying "when you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail", apparently some people see knitting as the answer to all their clothing needs.  This long knitted dress is baggy at the elbows, knees, shoulders, hips, bum - in fact, everywhere that the wearer's body might deviate from a perfectly smooth cylinder.  It could probably be considered quite modest, if one's definition of modest was based around "not hugging the figure" - or quite rude, if one's definition of modest was "not bringing attention to the fact that bodies have sticking-out bits".

appraise_text:
The baggy knitted dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] cashmere scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A simple statement of casual style, this cashmere scarf has been dyed pale lavender with no disturbing contrasts to distract the eye.  It is soft and pleasant to the touch, made to wrap elegantly around a lady's neck and shelter her from rough weather.

appraise_text:
The pale lavender cashmere scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is pale lavender and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bundle of birch twigs
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
An average-looking bunch of birch twigs, such as might be used to transport them as kindling for camp fires on the road.  The twigs are bound together tightly with some kind of black cord.

appraise_text:
The bundle of birch twigs is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: [pattern/colour] beach towel
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large butterscotch yellow beach towel, perfect for lounging on to keep the sand off you while you enjoy the sun.  The soft cotton is comfortable enough for extended sunbathing sessions and the extra-large size of the towel makes it suitable for wearing as a makeshift robe in a pinch.

appraise_text:
The butterscotch yellow beach towel is about six feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is butterscotch yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk slip
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The tiny slip barely justifies its function.  It is made from black, see-through silk and on the front has two small "C"'s entangled together.

appraise_text:
The black silk slip is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: shimmering black silk kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The black, exquisite silk of this kimono shimmers and invites you to caress it.  On the back it has a crest embroidered from tiny, white pearls that write "Co Coa Sanel".

appraise_text:
The shimmering black silk kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: slinky silvery slip
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Strips of slick silver slide sensuously, surrounding the wearer in slippery salaciousness.  The slip is thin and sheer, with the silver covering just enough for modesty's sake.

appraise_text:
The slinky silvery slip is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silver and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red Happi coat
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This Happi coat is of a striking red colour and bears the design of a decorative dragon in gold embroidery.  It is large and long and a belt tie is included together with the whole set.  This coat makes a perfect robe or cover-up and the large sleeves provide ample pocket space.

appraise_text:
The red Happi coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pearl-white obi
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The obi is made of fine silk.  It is rather simple apart from the embroidery that runs all over it and writes "Co Coa Sanel" in black, shiny thread.

appraise_text:
The pearl-white obi is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is pearl-white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black obi
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This obi is made from fine matte black silk, folded double and embroidered with the character for "silence".  The paper with the devotions to the ancestors is absent.

appraise_text:
The black obi is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pink silk kosode
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful pink short sleeved kosode made of silk.  It is a simple yet tasteful creation with no fancy embroidery.  The hem, collar and sleeves are edged with a golden border.

appraise_text:
The pink silk kosode is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: printer's apron
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
The apron is surpisingly clean for a printer's apron.  Inside the hem it writes with black ink "In Xa Tain's property".  There are shadows on it from previous ink stains.

appraise_text:
The printer's apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bottle of perfume
weight: between 4/9 lb and 5/9 lb
description:
The bottle of perfume is made out of glass in a hot pink translucent colour.  A net keeps it snuggly protected from any casual hits and a ludicrously large balloon hangs on the side to aid you pump the perfume on you.

appraise_text:
The bottle of perfume is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: can of hair spray
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The can of hair spray has a little bit of spray left in it.  Maybe you can use it to spray your hair with.

appraise_text:
The can of hair spray is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mace
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
The mace is sort of a cross between a hammer and a club.  It is club-shaped with a heavy lump on the end.  It radiates pure octarine brilliance.

appraise_text:
The mace is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: slim clear vial of dire seaweed extract
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb. It is closed.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Increase GP regeneration.
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial of dire seaweed extract is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: slim clear vial of kraken blood
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb. It is closed.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Allows breathing and talking underwater.
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial of kraken blood is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: slim clear vial of kraken tears
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb. It is closed.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Grants Dark Sight.
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial of kraken tears is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: slim clear vial of kraken sweat
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb. It is closed.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Grants a special slime shield.
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial of kraken sweat is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: auriental Happi coat
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This auriental robe is made of a single layer of high quality, red silk which is soft to the touch and extremely comfortable.  There is a magnificiently embroidered depiction of a pair of dragons and a single flame-gold phoenix on the back of the robe.  Similar designs are also present on the front panels of the robe.  The sleeves of the coat double as pockets.

appraise_text:
The auriental Happi coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: peach slip
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
In a light peach silk, this slip is nearly transparent.  To preserve some semblance of decency, a peach blossom curls from the lower hem across the chest, rendering certain areas opaque.

appraise_text:
The peach slip is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light peach and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue silk panties
description: This is a pair of elegant blue silk panties. Perfect for that special lady.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of blue silk panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine silk apron
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This apron is made of delicately woven blue silk, and depicts the Kou Ture Emporium logo of a laughing panda in golden thread.

appraise_text:
The fine silk apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: pink willow kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Ornamented with the dangling green bloom of a willow, this soft pink kimono has white flowers like cutouts all over it.  Elegant orange and yellow birds perch on the branches, beaks open wide in a silent serenade in the rouge hues of dawn.  It has obviously been crafted out of the finest silk, flowing and smooth as only the highest quality garments are.

appraise_text:
The pink willow kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is soft pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue cheongsam top
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a blue cheongsam blouse made of a silk brocade material.  It is embroidered with multi-coloured silk threads and the design depicts various landscape scenes of mountains and valleys.  The top hugs the figure of the wearer as only a cheongsam top can.  The collar is high and elegant, typical of traditional Auriental outfits.

appraise_text:
The blue cheongsam top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of lacy black sandals
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Suitable for a lady of the evening, or possibly the late afternoon, these sandals have a toe of sheer black lace and very thin ties holding the shoe on the foot.

appraise_text:
The pair of lacy black sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk mules
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The black mules are made from the finest, durable silk.  They are flat and adorned with discreet embroidery and tiny black pearls.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk mules is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: jagged crown
weight: 7lb
description:
This simple crown is little more than a narrow circular steel band.  The steel has been cut in a jagged design, more to intimidate than any sense of fashion.  Above each ear the jagged effect has been drawn vertical to resemble horns. The centrepiece of the crown houses a single amber stone, doing little to raise the attractiveness of the overall piece.

appraise_text:
The jagged crown is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: sapphire hilted knife
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
With a long, one sharp sided blade this knife is pretty much like any other knife, except it is quite a bit heavier.  The cause of this is the large sapphire which resides at the base of the handle, as well as the sapphires which have been crafted into the handle in circles all the way up and down its length.  While the handle looks pretty and quite intricate and delicate, the blade is a different affair, a dark and evil affair.

appraise_text:
The sapphire hilted knife is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: shell bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Small pale blue shells have been strapped together with a thin type of seaweed to create a rather fishy bra.

appraise_text:
The shell bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is plain blue and is made of shell and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white pearl
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
At first glance, this seems to be a common pearl, but after closer inspection you notice that it's not the shade of off-white that these gems usually are.  In fact, it is pure white except for a tiny red dot on one side.

appraise_text:
The white pearl is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: black pearl
appraise_text: The black pearl is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of pearl.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a large shiny pearl.  It is perfectly spherical and gets its name from the black swirls that cover its surface in a whirlpool effect.  It is slick to touch and beautiful to behold.  It would be perfect for mounting on a necklace.


item_name: king pearl
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This pearl is named for the deformity that sticks out of its side.  Although it is scarred by this growth, it is one of the most rare and highly sought after treasures in the Agatean Empire.  The deformity has the perfect shape of a crown with six prongs.  Having one of these mounted on a ring is a sign of great wealth and prosperity.

appraise_text:
The king pearl is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: slim clear vial
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb.
weight: 10 g
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: traveller's backpack
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a large leather backpack, dyed the warm golden brown of a forest in autumn and tooled with images from the Uberwaldean woodlands.  Owls, foxes, and squirrels prowl and peep amongst branch and leaf, and a pair of skylarks soar on the top flap.  The traveller's backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The traveller's backpack is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: platinum viper wristlet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Set in a spiral shape to fit around a forearm perfectly, this viper wristlet is awarded to those who have shown their worth in the arena.  The head of the viper starts at the top of the wrist and loops outwards around the arm until the tail rests on the inside of the elbow, and the eyes are made from tiny green emeralds that bring this simple piece of jewellery to life.


item_name: angular black jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
This sharply cut double-breasted jacket has padded shoulders and a nipped-in waist, for that triangular silhouette.  Together with the viciously pointed lapels and the sharply folded pocket square, the overall effect is rather reminiscent of a geometry lesson with a very expensive tailor.

appraise_text:
The angular black jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: rising star robe
weight: 2lb
description:
Awarded to those who show style in their victories, this robe is hand tailored for those who have fought in the arena.  Made from a deep blue velvet, it shimmers like the surface of a gently flowing river over a bed made of silver.

appraise_text:
The rising star robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: polished gold medal
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a shiny polished gold medal, awarded to those who are beginning to show prowess within the walls of the arena.


item_name: long lit cigarette
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a perfect long, slim cigarette.  The height of geisha fashion, it is very elegant and accentuates any outfit with a touch of nicotined class.  There is even a thick layer of some ancient geisha's bright pink lipstick smeared on the end you suck on.

appraise_text:
The long lit cigarette is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: antique silver tray
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 63c5fbd31d57649a90dec73c5403a640b0160096
description:
This antique silver serving tray is shallow and simple, but well made, with twisted cord style handles.

appraise_text:
The antique silver tray is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: large steel key
appraise_text: The large steel key is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of steel.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large steel key with the letters 'OC' engraved into it.  It looks too heavy-duty to be a normal house key.


item_name: [colour] ceramic jar
description: This is a medium-sized pottery jar, with a warm brown glaze and a cork stopper.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: c2483bcc33332dc1c8dab16712e13649bb648037
appraise_text:
The brown ceramic jar is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of ceramic and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: small [colour] bottle
description: This is a small [colour] glass bottle.
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: c2483bcc33332dc1c8dab16712e13649bb648037
appraise_text:
The small autumn brown bottle is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: octagonal green phial
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: c2483bcc33332dc1c8dab16712e13649bb648037
description:
This is a octagonal green glass phial.  It appears to have something written on it.  Written in spidery Borogravian gothic hand:  Gender rectification potion. Take 3 oz. once only.  Do not repeat dose within six months.  Report any adverse or unexpected side effects to Mss Hannah Morgenstern, Pekan Ford, Skund.

appraise_text:
The octagonal green phial is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: antique black dress
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This is an antique black, ankle-length dress in a crinkle effect fabric, well-suited for witch-like activities, complete with lace detail at the collar and cuffs; one size fits all.  The antique black dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The antique black dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: rather forward black lace brassiere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Subtle underwiring renders the rather scanty black lace of this brassiere very supportive, and certainly does nothing to minimise the wearer's figure.  Gentle arcs of foxgloves and belladonna curve across the cups, obscuring anything liable to cause offence to delicate sensibilities, and tiny embroidered bats decorate the narrow shoulder straps.

appraise_text:
The rather forward black lace brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black velvet bodice with embroidered ravens
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This tight vest-type piece of attire is made of stylish velvet and picked out with flying embroidered ravens.  Its buttons are also carved into the shape of ravens; they add a lovely occult-ishness to the bodice.

appraise_text:
The black velvet bodice with embroidered ravens is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scandalously tight black lace knickers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The thin black lace of these rather flimsy and impractical knickers, cut high at the waist and extending far down the hip, shows a pattern of foxgloves and belladonna, intertwined in gentle arcs.

appraise_text:
The pair of scandalously tight black lace knickers is about four inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white apron
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This white apron has a bib and strings that tie at the waist.  It has a pocket in front.  The white apron has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The white apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: floppy blue fishing hat
description: You see a floppy blue fishing hat. It has brightly-coloured fishing flies stuck on it.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The floppy blue fishing hat is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: flowery cotton dress
description: This dress is a faded, soft blue with a small pattern of daisies, violets, and rosebuds on it.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The flowery cotton dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is soft blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: old, worn-out broomstick
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is an old worn out broomstick with nearly all the brushwood gone.  It may once have been able to be an airborne broom, but those days are gone long since.  Now it may only serve for hunting rodents or hitting unwelcome visitors over the head.

appraise_text:
The old, worn-out broomstick is about five feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: small [colour] phial
description: This is a small copper-coloured glass phial.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: c2483bcc33332dc1c8dab16712e13649bb648037
appraise_text:
The small copper-coloured phial is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eight items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: medium [colour] bottle
description: This is a medium sized dusty black glass bottle.
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: c2483bcc33332dc1c8dab16712e13649bb648037
appraise_text:
The medium sized dusty black bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: leopard skin loincloth
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This leopard skin loincloth is very revealing, just the kind of thing barbarian tribesmen are reputed to wear, claiming that they obtained it with their teeth while fighting a leopard.  It doesn't bear thinking about.

appraise_text:
The leopard skin loincloth is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown brocade waistcoat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Not new, but well cared-for, this waistcoat has been made from subdued brown silk, with a plain back panel and a repeating pattern of rose medallions woven into the front panels.

appraise_text:
The brown brocade waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is brown and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: old Ramtops map
appraise_text: The old Ramtops map is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is an old and somewhat crumpled map of the Ramtops region.  It is hard to guess how accurate it might be given how difficult it is to traverse the terrain and hence to map the region.  However, if the amount of detail is anything to go by it should be pretty good.  Marked on the map in ink are Plun, Bluntz, the Skund Forest, the Carrack Mountains, Ohulan-Cutash, the Mountains of the Sun, Bonk, Escrow, Lancre Town, Mad Stoat, Brass Neck, Bad Ass, Slippery Hollow, Razorback, Slice, Creel Springs, Blackglass, Copperhead, Mad Wolf, Feruss, Powderknife, Hangdog, the Hub, Chuckunfjord, NoThingfjord, Slartifjord, Vortexfjord and Helfjord.


item_name: teeny straight razor
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This straight razor seems rather small, as though intended for a hand somewhat smaller than a human's.  It has a bone handle and a shiny steel blade.

appraise_text:
The teeny straight razor is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of bone and steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: gold skull-motif bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice bracelet that has been lovingly crafted from gold.  It is engraved with a large, horned skull.


item_name: small black book
description: This is a small black book with some writing on the cover.
weight: between 8/9 lb and 1lb
appraise_text:
The closed small black book is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: long [colour] woollen skirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a full-cut ankle-length skirt with a small bustle, made from soft dark blue wool.  There's a neatly darned tear at the right hip.

appraise_text:
The long dark blue woollen skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items. 


item_name: begging bowl
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a simple wooden begging bowl, such as might be used by somebody to glean money from passers-by in the street.

appraise_text:
The begging bowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood.  It can hold about 3 pounds.


item_name: pair of fur-lined leather boots
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Made specifically for giant fruitbats, these boots are made of a fine, thin leather - almost baby soft.  Well not almost, actually.  It is the only skin supple enough to allow the claws to keep hold of their baskets.  The boots are lined with the softest downy bat fur, to keep those tootsies warm in the coldest of climates.

appraise_text:
The pair of fur-lined leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: amethyst silk halter
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The thin satin-sheened silk of this rather skimpy halter has a seemingly random scattering of tiny amethyst beads all across the cups and the thin straps, and an open meshwork of larger beads hangs down from the hem, ending with a dozen small gold coins.  The amethyst silk halter has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The amethyst silk halter is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is amethyst and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: bottled dog
weight: 15lb
description:
This is a medium sized clear glass bottle, which appears to contain a dog.  Given the disparity between dog sizes and the size of this bottle, it could be surmised that someone had to work quite hard to squeeze the hound into its current container.  There certainly isn't room for anything else in there.  The dog's nose has been viciously bitten off.  It smells terrible.

appraise_text:
The bottled dog is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: orchid necklace
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The necklace consists of a carved pink marble orchid at the end of a long platinum chain.  The detail and craft put into the carving is quite high, as all sixteen petals are different in subtle ways.


item_name: orchid-pattern jar
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A white porcelain jar with fine blue tracery on it, it is covered in a non-repetitive pattern of orchids.  The neck is extremely narrow, and would probably only admit liquids.

appraise_text:
The orchid-pattern jar is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: letter [old]
appraise_text: The letter is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 0lb
description:
A handwritten letter.  The paper is made from thin rice paper that has been torn a bit on the corners.  It is probably old.


item_name: lacy white camisole
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The shoulder straps, neckline, and hem of this loose-fitting camisole have been trimmed with pure, soft lace, the same creamy white as the thin linen of the garment itself, like an early snowfall or fresh-drawn milk.

appraise_text:
The lacy white camisole is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ruby teardrop hat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is an exquisite ruby teardrop hat that shapes itself around the wearer's head.  Made from a dazzling ruby coloured silk, a small amount of black netting adds an enchanting touch.  Unfortunately, due to its delicacy, a small army of hatters would be necessary to attach the hat to the right head.  Either that or a great deal of experience in hat and head alignment.

appraise_text:
The ruby teardrop hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is ruby red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo silk veil
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This indigo silk veil ripples across the wearer's face like the deep, dark blue of the twilight sky, shot through with swirls of garnet sparked by the light.  It conceals the wearer's features from the bridge of the nose downwards.  It is bound along the top edge by a slender braid of ruby satin, which trails off to tiny silver clasps that secure the veil in the wearer's hair.  Small, twinkling garnet jewels depend from the bottom edge to weight the fabric, and to guard against it blowing aside in an errant breeze.  The rich, dark silk gives an almost porcelain hue to the surrounding skin and serves to enhance the eyes, lending them an air of mystery, and secrets yet to be revealed.

appraise_text:
The indigo silk veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long red gauzy skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is an ankle length skirt, sewn from a gauzy material.  The waistband is hung low on the hips, baring the wearer's belly.  Around the hips, a belt of silk is decorated with beads that glitter when the hips move.

appraise_text:
The long red gauzy skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: purple-black sash
description: This rough silken sash is very black and yet, at the same time, a sort of purple colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The purple-black sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is purple-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fat wallet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This wallet has a wire frame in it to make it look as if you have lots of cash, rather like those undergarments sold in certain less reputable shops.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The fat wallet is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: small black bar towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This small bar towel is made of black, combed cotton.  A thin line of gold braid is stitched along the edges.

appraise_text:
The small black bar towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tiny black disposable cup
description: This is a tiny black cup for espresso coffees.
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: 5aaee0cc6892d9b6caa5a35f8678210684a117fd
appraise_text:
The tiny black disposable cup is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 5 shots.


item_name: skin-tight sleeveless black rubber top
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This sleeveless black rubber top clings in all the right places - actually, it clings in all the places regardless of rightness.  It glows with the deep inner shine that can only come from careful maintenance, and, perhaps, furniture polish.

appraise_text:
The skin-tight sleeveless black rubber top is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: food blender
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a mechanical contraption to blend food into pulp.  There is an opening in the top through which you can put solids in and pour liquids out.

appraise_text:
The food blender is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: pet rock
description: A small, grainy, dark grey rock with a pair of big, hooded, violet eyes.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pet rock is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is dark grey and is made of stone.


item_name: coin necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This heavy, dully gleaming necklace is made up of coins from all around the Disc, carefully matched for weight and variety, then drilled and strung on a durable gold-plated chain.  This particular necklace has examples of the Genuan cent, the Ephebian obolus, the Lancre thruppence and the Zchloty leaden quarter-iotum.


item_name: embroidered shirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This black silk shirt is embroidered all over with colourful threads.  Tigers sleep in tall grass while rats appear to be emerging from underground tunnels and a butterfly observes the scene from above.  The embroidered shirt has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The embroidered shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: [colour] silk desert cloak
weight: 2lb
description:
Thick, glossy dark blue silk swirls and flows dramatically, forming a calf-length covering cloak designed to shield the wearer from all but the harshest desert sun.  A golden topaz hangs from the peaked hood, preventing the smooth fabric from sliding back, while the cloak itself is bordered with intricate swirls and arabesques done in sunset red and gold needlework.  The dark blue silk desert cloak has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark blue silk desert cloak is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is dark blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: witchy garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This sturdy tape has been tablet woven from black wool with a repeating pattern of moon phases, making it perfect for a witch to fasten her stockings below the knee.  It's equally good for securing a spare knife or flask of scumble.

appraise_text:
The witchy garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of thick-soled sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These are sandals of the type commonly worn in Ephebe by butchers, and other people in similarly messy professions.  The soles are a full three inches thick, formed of a slice of cork sandwiched between two layers of leather, to raise the wearer's foot above the carnage of gore and flesh.   The three pieces of the sole are held together by small wooden pegs, fastening directly through the four broad, toughened straps that form the uppers.

appraise_text:
The pair of thick-soled sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ruffled dress shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A beautifully crafted ruffled dress shirt, made from a silk so white it almost hurts the eyes.  Created by the seamstresses of Madame Dawning's Palliaments, he who wears this as part of a full suit will be a walking masterpiece.

appraise_text:
The ruffled dress shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dessert robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, flowing dessert robe made of light, cream-coloured cotton.  It is designed to make the wearer look like a tasty dessert, and as such is patterned with bright red strawberries.  Arising from a misunderstanding between Mr Dibbler and the props department, it is wholly impractical for desert wear, although might be passable as fancy dress.

appraise_text:
The dessert robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black leather fishnet stockings
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
It would take a truly obsessed and disturbed mind to come up with the idea of leather fishnets in the first place, much less spend the time obsessively cutting and shaping a pair.  Nevertheless, someone has clearly done so, all for the benefit of whichever legs happen to be adorned by these fine pieces of work.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather fishnet stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
For the more pure on the Disc, this suit is snow white, but the dwarfs aren't included in the price, sorry.  It is made from the type of material seen in all good action clicks...  designed to turn transparent when wet.  

appraise_text:
The white bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of flared white dress trousers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of swishily cut white dress trousers with widely flared cuffs.  The pair of flared white dress trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of flared white dress trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: top hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A top-hat is the ideal head-gear for funerals, formal dinner parties and short walks in the finer quarters of the city.  Its well-brushed surface gleams with the efforts of your butler; it's so nice to be rich.

appraise_text:
The top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of thoroughly patched woollen trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
It's hard to make out the original colour of this well-worn pair of trousers.  Clearly it's a highly-valued garment, since the effort that's gone into patching it must well exceed the effort of simply making a new pair.  Or perhaps it's just that thrift has dictated the use of offcuts of multiple other bits of material.  In any case, the variously sized and shaped patches in shades of brown, green, black, and several other colours that probably have names like "puce" and "khaki", make an interesting fashion statement, if a rather unharmonious one.

appraise_text:
The pair of thoroughly patched woollen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool, cotton, linen and hemp and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Lancre wedding shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This shawl, of traditional Lancre design, is a circle the diameter of a witches' broom.  Knitted only by brides, the shawl must have taken years to complete, the masterwork of a gifted knitter.  The knotwork lace pattern upon it is mind-bogglingly intricate, interwoven strands of pattern lacing over and through each other.  Despite the complexity of the pattern, the woolen thread from which it is woven is equally impressive - a single strand the thickness of a hair.  The entire piece is large enough to serve as a blanket, and fine enough to draw through a woman's wedding ring.

appraise_text:
The Lancre wedding shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red handmaiden's bloomers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A thick red waistband rests upon the hips so that it reveals the the entire midriff.  Flowing from the band is a gauze-like red material which billows out on each leg only to be gathered in to a tight band at each ankle.  The overall effect is far from concealing and the shapely legs beneath can be clearly seen by any who look - and when wearing these, all tend to look.

appraise_text:
The pair of red handmaiden's bloomers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivory silk halter
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The thin satin-sheened silk of this relatively modest halter has been painted with bulrushes, done all in sepia, and tiny silver ornaments in the shape of bulrush-heads dangle from the hem.  Here and there in the pattern, hooded cobras can be made out, coiled and waiting.  The ivory silk halter has two cleavage pockets.

appraise_text:
The ivory silk halter is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: white diminity bridesmaid gown
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A dropped waist gown with a tantalising handkerchief hem shows off trim ankles.  White diminity of softest cotton is sprinkled with tiny raised Pseudopolitan dots in white.  An unstructured cowl neckline lies loosely at the throat.  It looks demure with a hint of sauciness.

appraise_text:
The white diminity bridesmaid gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Herrena wig
description: This wig of long, red hair has been cut in the style of a well-known heroine.
weight: 1 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The Herrena wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: beige fur-trimmed robe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This robe is not the most impressive of items.  It is made from thick beige-coloured wool and has a cowl trimmed with rabbit fur.  It is of the sort often worn by students from Generation Hex, complete with the ink-stained breast pocket.  The beige fur-trimmed robe has two side pockets and one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The beige fur-trimmed robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: pair of deep grey seamed stockings
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The kind of thing worn by secretaries and pin up girls, these elegant grey silk stockings have a long seam running up the back of each leg.  Beginning at a tonahamen heel, the black seam draws the eye up the curves of the wearer's leg, culminating in a band of black silk that hugs the thigh sensuously.  Overall, these stockings can't help but evoke images of pencil skirts, stiletto heels and forbidden liaisons in stock-cupboards.

appraise_text:
The pair of deep grey seamed stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is deep grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tea green satin cutaway dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A long tea green satin overskirt falls away at the front to show a layer of thin raindrop grey silk beneath, both layers swirling as the wearer walks and pooling in liquid ripples on the floor around her feet.  The overskirt continues up to form a close-fitting cap-sleeved bodice, laced with raindrop grey ribbon to match the underskirt.

appraise_text:
The tea green satin cutaway dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is tea green and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black satin cutaway dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A long black satin overskirt falls away at the front to show a layer of thin silver-grey silk beneath, both layers swirling as the wearer walks and pooling in liquid ripples on the floor around her feet.  The overskirt continues up to form a close-fitting cap-sleeved bodice, laced with silver-grey ribbon to match the underskirt.

appraise_text:
The black satin cutaway dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: flowing cashmere scarf
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Designed more for aesthetic purposes than for warmth, this long, loosely knitted charcoal grey cashmere scarf swirls around the wearer's neck and floats behind them as they move gracefully about their daily business.

appraise_text:
The flowing cashmere scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is charcoal grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: speckled frog
appraise_text: You appraise the speckled frog and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in a black woollen dress.
description:
This sleek-nosed amphibian with a moist smooth skin has very long hind legs making it a specialist in hopping.


item_name: silver bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice bracelet that has been lovingly crafted from silver.  It's engraved with pictures of what look like frogs.


item_name: forager's belt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a broad leather belt with four pouches, dyed the warm golden brown of a forest in autumn and tooled with images from the Uberwaldean woodlands.  A tangle of brambles sprawls across the surface, its green leaves and luscious purple berries almost concealing a few tiny grey mice.  The forager's belt has one back right pocket, one back left pocket, one front right pocket and one front left pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The forager's belt is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: long black velvet dress
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This black velvet dress has a quilted front panel with lace detail on each side.  The lace is made into a pattern that is supposed to resemble a dragon, and the small D-ring eyelets are used to tie the front of the dress with black ribbon.  The dress reaches all the way down to the floor and the sleeves are long and bell-shaped.

appraise_text:
The long black velvet dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver bracelet [trendy]
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a nice bracelet made of strands of silver all twisted together.  It's the sort of thing you'd like to wear on your wrist to show how trendy you are.


item_name: artificer's tool belt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Made from plain sturdy brown leather, with four sizeable pouches, this belt will hold all the small tools and materials an artificer needs.  The only concession to decoration is with the buckles, which are gleaming brass engraved with a dense network of thread-thin runes - runes of protection, care, and craft.  The artificer's tool belt has one fore left pocket, one fore right pocket, one aft right pocket and one aft left pocket.

appraise_text:
The artificer's tool belt is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: black silk carryall
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This narrow carryall is designed to lie close to the body.  Its almost tube shape is deceptively spacious as well as being suitably stealthy.  The black silk of the carryall is decorated with blackened metal studs in a butterfly pattern.  The black silk carryall has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The black silk carryall is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: [colour] [slogan] badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, round piece of wood, probably waste from a hole factory.  It's been (mostly) sanded and painted with [colour] paint.  Once that was (pretty much) dry, the words [slogan] were added in green paint.  A pin in the back lets you wear it.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [slogan] badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: visored sallet
weight: 7lb
description:
This is a conical helm made up of a series of overlapping plates.  The helm is tapered at the rear to form a pointed tail, giving it an almost streamlined look.  A pointed visor attached to the front covers the face, leaving the chin exposed.

appraise_text:
The visored sallet is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: spangenhelm
weight: 6lb
description:
This is conical helm, hammered from a single piece of iron.  It has a metal nasal bar jutting out from its front, to deflect blows from the face.

appraise_text:
The spangenhelm is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black lace choker
description: This is an elegant choker made from fine lace.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black lace choker is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: steel bevor
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This steel, cup-shaped plate protects the neck and chin.  People who dribble a lot often find them very uncomfortable to wear.

appraise_text:
The steel bevor is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: burgonet
weight: 6lb
description:
This is a large, steel helm, which completely encloses the head.  It has no visor, but instead has a defence of vertical steel bars covering the face, which slope down from its forward projecting peak.

appraise_text:
The burgonet is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of steel gauntlets
weight: 4lb
description:
These gauntlets are made of small steel plates attached to the the back and fingers of a sturdy leather glove.  The leather glove allows the wearer to grip their weapons correctly.

appraise_text:
The pair of steel gauntlets is roughly a couple of inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: blue frazzly scarf
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The scarf is nothing more than a wisp of blue frazzly cloth that only a fortune teller could wear with style.

appraise_text:
The blue frazzly scarf is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and could be worn as armour.


item_name: junky necklace
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
It's a piece of junk jewellery, but it looks like real silver, which is why a fortune telling person would be attracted to it.  It does look good on a fortune teller, but on anyone else it would make them look like complete losers.

appraise_text:
The junky necklace is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of leather mesh gloves
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These gloves are made from a fine leather mesh that protects the hands while allowing free movement.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather mesh gloves is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: [style] Ohulan tweed jacket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Cut in a very traditional style, from woollen tweed thick enough to turn gorse and briars, this jacket features broad lapels, two rear vents, two lower patch pockets, and a breast pocket over the heart.  The two front buttons, two pocket buttons, and six smaller cuff buttons are covered with the same tweed, and the lining is sturdy black cotton.

appraise_text:
The slate Ohulan tweed jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is slate and is made of wool and cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: moonstone ring
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 17 g
description:
A simple, classic platinum band wraps around the wearer's finger, and two small rose-cut diamonds flank the central moonstone in its open setting.  The smooth oval stone, more than half an inch across, glows with a soft, shimmering light as though a tiny full moon had caught two gentle stars in a net and drawn them down to Disc.


item_name: pair of bright burgundy krepis
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of woman's krepis - an anklet sandal, after the fashion worn primarily by women of - well - loose or otherwise negotiable affection.  They are a bright burgundy colour, with a showy but sturdy flurry of straps to allow the wearer to spend most of her day on her feet.  To ensure she doesn't spend all of it in such a way, the soles are wooden, made in such a way that if she walks in a certain provocative fashion they make an audible "clack" every time they hit the ground, to draw the attention of men.

appraise_text:
The pair of bright burgundy krepis is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is burgundy and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of humorous Hogswatch socks
weight: 25 g
description:
These adorable if flimsy-looking socks are a cheerful piggy pink in colour, with a dark pink snout on the toe, and two little black piggy eyes on the ankle.  Just above the wearer's ankle bones, two flaps of pink cotton hang down in the shape of piggy ears.

appraise_text:
The pair of humorous Hogswatch socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: autumn leaf waistcoat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Made from thick leather and dyed a deep brown, this garment has been tooled with dozens of falling leaves in autumn colours, tumbling in gold and copper and orange across the surface.  Two sturdy side pockets could hold a multitude of small tools and useful items for any craftswoman or traveller.  The autumn leaf waistcoat has two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The autumn leaf waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: black cotton turban
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The turban is not known for its stealthy headgear qualities, but this black cotton one tries as hard as possible.

appraise_text:
The black cotton turban is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dove grey shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This sheer gossamer silk shawl is a soft shade of dove grey, and is ideal to wrap around oneself over an elegant gown, to complement another garment, or just to feel the luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  Its triangular shape is adorned with a symmetrical pattern of feathers, and a white ruffled fringe runs along the hypotenuse to frame the wearer's neck.

appraise_text:
The dove grey shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dove grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of traveller's saddlebags
weight: 10lb
description:
Solid and sturdy, these saddlebags will keep all manner of appurtenances dry and secure on even the roughest and most unpleasant ride.  The leather is the warm brown of a forest in autumn, tooled with orange-golden leaves and polka-dotted mushrooms.  A red fox slinks across one broad flap, brush waving like a flag, and a pair of red squirrels tussle playfully on the other, acorns forgotten for a moment.

appraise_text:
The pair of traveller's saddlebags is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 35 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: traveller's satchel
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a large leather satchel, dyed the warm golden brown of a forest in autumn and tooled with images from the Uberwaldean woodlands.  Owls, hedgehogs, and squirrels prowl and peep amongst branch and leaf, and a badger ambles unhurriedly across the top flap.

appraise_text:
The traveller's satchel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 10 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: [colour] present
special_find_note: Created by "wrap"ping objects up in wrapping paper.
description:
This piece of [colour] paper has been used to wrap up something as a present.  You could probably unwrap it.

appraise_text:
The [colour] present is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 25 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: sequinned purse
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This purse bears a floral design made up of tiny sequins.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The sequinned purse is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pink handmaiden's top
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Essentially the top is a pink brassiere with thicker shoulder straps and a series of tassels which blow in the breeze from the cups of the breast section.  Here and there a few sequins have been sewed into the material which give a shimmering effect in certain light.

appraise_text:
The pink handmaiden's top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of Uberwaldean travelling boots
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These tall boots lace up almost to the knee, to protect the wearer's calves from undergrowth or stray wildlife, and the soles are thick and flexible for comfort on long journeys.  The leather is a warm brown like autumn woodlands, and each has been embossed with a hawthorn leaf on the outer calf, just where the leather forms a long pocket where a weapon could easily nestle close to hand.  There are two loops free.  It could sheathe a knife, stake, wand or dagger.

appraise_text:
The pair of Uberwaldean travelling boots is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is autumn leaf brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark grey cutaway jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Sharply tailored for the gentleman who has a perfect figure and no compunctions at all about displaying it, this fine wool jacket has broad lapels faced with dark silver velvet.  The cuffs are finished with two broad rings of matching velvet, and the high collar is decorated with a sumptuous Klatchian arabesque in dark silver thread.

appraise_text:
The dark grey cutaway jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark grey and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: bone bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a silver bracelet made of fashioned bones.  Each bone links to its neighbour to weave around the wrist in a delicate pattern.


item_name: gold ribbon diadem
appraise_text: It is made of gold, silk and ruby and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
This is a large golden ribbon is edged in a beautiful brocade.  Worn round the head as a diadem this ribbon indicates the wearer is of noble rank.  Woven into its silk of fibres are a large number of red stones which glitter in the light.


item_name: grubby checked suit jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
This is an incredibly tasteless, yellow-and-green checked suit jacket.  It looks grubby, as if it's been slept in for many a night and seldom cleaned.

appraise_text:
The grubby checked suit jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: deep red silk backpack
weight: 4 2/9 lb
description:
The deep red coloured backpack is made of durable traditional silk.  It is shaped like a tube.  Each pocket is adorned with delicate embroidery depicting dragons coiling and uncoiling in a lighter shade of red.  The deep red silk backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The deep red silk backpack is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is deep red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: knitted beanie
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Knitted in a soft, black-grey wool, this simple beanie looks like standard shades wear and just the thing for a bad hair day.

appraise_text:
The knitted beanie is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black-grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A soft white veil designed to give the impression of modestly concealing the wearer's face, whilst not actually doing so.

appraise_text:
The white veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: starry black scarf
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A long length of soft, fluffy black silk wraps and drapes gracefully around any neck, the material absorbing every scrap of light, and setting off the multitude of tiny crystal beads scattered across its surface.

appraise_text:
The starry black scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tan chiffon scarf
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This long, floaty scarf has been dyed with a series of horses, stretched out in a full, joyous gallop, their flamboyant manes and tails flowing in an unfelt wind.

appraise_text:
The tan chiffon scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of chiffon and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sturdy bowler hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Hefty, respectable in the extreme, and quite solid enough to prevent the wearer from taking any harm from riding into a tree branch or dry stone wall when out hunting, even if his ears may be in some danger of flattening, this hat is rounded and sensibly weatherproof.

appraise_text:
The sturdy bowler hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leaf green hair ribbon
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Soft, shiny green satin ribbon can twine its way through an elegant array of curls, or tie back a simple ponytail for a child's delight or a touch of elegance whilst working in the home or the fields.

appraise_text:
The leaf green hair ribbon is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver wild rose brooch
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A single crystal raindrop nestles in the delicately carved petals of this tiny brooch, shaped as a single newly-opened wild rose.


item_name: cornflower blue cravat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Intertwined lines of white embroidery trace patterns reminiscent of spring clouds across the surface of this elegant, stylish neckwear, showing its wearer to be a gentleman of sophistication who appreciates the finer things in life.

appraise_text:
The cornflower blue cravat is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: puzuma mask
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This mask makes your head look like it's been hit with an anvil.  On the completely flat surface is painted the face of a puzuma, from the back a tail hangs down and tickles your neck.

appraise_text:
The puzuma mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright red cloak
description: A bright red cloak with some fancy glitter patterns.
weight: 2lb
appraise_text:
The bright red cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black sequinned miniskirt
description: This is a black miniskirt covered with multi-coloured sequins.
weight: 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black sequinned miniskirt is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Guild of Bandits tabard
description: A brown tabard with the words ' Guild of Bandits Official Representative' on it.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The Guild of Bandits tabard is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: tiny pointy wizard's hat
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny version of a pointy wizard's hat, of the extravagant sort normally worn by wizards.  It would be ideal to make your pet more magical.

appraise_text:
The tiny pointy wizard's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown leather loincloth
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This brown leather loincloth is the sort of thing worn by barbarian heroes.  It looks serviceable, yet would probably last for years.

appraise_text:
The brown leather loincloth is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red devil horns
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made from wood, painted red and then attached to a headband, these horns are ideal to give you the look of a little devil.

appraise_text:
The pair of red devil horns is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow scarf
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: d2d184c2d72b50aef00fb1fa2599570416c98d3b
description:
This is an old yellow scarf; it looks like it has been well loved, even though it is a bit mucky from being in the dirt for so long.

appraise_text:
The yellow scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of indigo silk harem trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers cling to the wearer's curves, outlining them in flowing, liquid, translucent silk. At the same time they somehow manage to ripple and billow in every passing breeze, sending shivering glimmers of night-blue and sunset-red through the thin fabric.

appraise_text:
The pair of indigo silk harem trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bullfighter cape
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a short red flouncy cape, intended to be worn over one shoulder when not being waved insolently at a crazed, charging bull with sharpened horns.

appraise_text:
The bullfighter cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: moon dagger
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: c2ae2c1cc743c5915cf961bb48d2467b64d0b146
description:
The dagger is short and feels light in your hand.  Its blade is curved, almost like a wild animal's claw.  On the handle, pictures of the moon in its different phases are drawn.

appraise_text:
The moon dagger is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of satsuki shears
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: 275cc7a83ca8c6962a2e76a1d4b90ecf3eeb79b1
description:
Up close, you can see the way these shears could be used for precision pruning.  The long handles have rubber grips to prevent slipping and are thin enough to poke about without disturbing leaves or branches.  The business end is composed of two blades that have been honed to a razor sharp edge and a ratchet mechanism that makes cutting clean and efficient.  The satsuki shears are made for only the finest quality work and are not suitable for a novice to use.

appraise_text:
The pair of satsuki shears is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: golden spearhead necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This golden necklace is formed by interlocking miniature golden spears and weaving them together into a solid, intricate structure.  The shafts of the spear are partially obscured by strands of woven gold, their ruler-straight lengths forming a pleasing counterpoint to their binding.  The spearheads form an offensive ring around the circumference of the necklace and, though ornamental, appear to be quite sharp.


item_name: emerald silk bathrobe
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a splendid bathrobe of rich green silk embroidered with gold stars and trimmed with green sable fur.  It is worn only for the annual visit to the bath, and occasionally to faculty meetings at the Unseen University.  The emerald silk bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The emerald silk bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: dark grey dupioni jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a dark grey jacket with an average fit.  It is made of the finest dupioni and has been lined with black habutai.  It has ivory buttons that have "C" engraved on them.  The dark grey dupioni jacket has two inside pockets, one breast pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark grey dupioni jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: black choker with a silver teardrop pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Thin black satin ribbon would set off a smooth throat perfectly, and the full, rounded silver teardrop is the ideal complement to a pair of neatly defined collarbones.


item_name: enamelled sunflower brooch
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This brooch is a small roundel of silver, enamelled with a stylised sunflower in a dozen shades of gold and brown and brilliant yellow. A sharp pin behind fits into a retaining clasp to attach it securely to one's clothing.


item_name: cheerful holiday skirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This calf-length skirt is woven from fine light-brown wool, and has been embroidered all across its surface with geometrical patterns in orange and yellow, with a thick border at the hem showing a pattern of sunflowers.

appraise_text:
The cheerful holiday skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: linen bag [shopping bag]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, cream linen bag, just the type to hold sweets, peanuts, or any other similar object.  It has a picture of a fox stamped onto the front in red.

appraise_text:
The linen bag is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: flimsy door lock
description: A flimsy brass door lock.
weight: 2 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The flimsy door lock is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small furniture key
description: A small key, it looks like it would be suitable for a piece of furniture.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The small furniture key is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of brass.


item_name: basic furniture lock
description: A basic brass furniture lock.
weight: 2 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The basic furniture lock is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: troll mask
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a mask made of stone, well, it's meant to look like stone.  It's really badly painted rubber, supposedly when worn it gives the impression that the wearer is a troll.  Surely no one is that stoopid??

appraise_text:
The troll mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: burnt orange cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A burnt orange cotton kesa or robe, stitched in the 'buffalo field' pattern.  The back of the robe has a large vulture embroidered on it, the eyes picked out in onyx.  The burnt orange cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The burnt orange cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is burnt orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of tattered cotton trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Becomes 'pair of cotton trousers' when repaired.
description:
Small tears and patchy holes dotted all over the material provide these trousers with their tattered appearance.  Overall they are in a fairly poor state of repair, one which could get worse, but not by much.  They probably wouldn't last much without being either repaired or stored somewhere where they cannot come to any more harm.

appraise_text:
The pair of tattered cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of clinging black trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Slinky, silky, and subtly shaded in all the black a desert night could own, these voluminous trousers, lightly gathered at waist and ankle, nevertheless drape seductively across every curve.

appraise_text:
The pair of clinging black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk bodice
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The breast is heavily laced with complicated designs depicting frogs and cabbages at play.  The beautifully constructed designs cover the entire breast stopping only when they get to the waist.  On the arms the silk ruffles puff out and give a nice puffy show as they plunge down to the frilly bits that cover the wrists.

appraise_text:
The white silk bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cat mask
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This mask lends a decidedly feline aspect to anyone who slips it on.  Hiding the face from the mouth up, it features wispy whiskers, slanted eye holes and a small black button of a nose. It is covered with soft fur in colours one would expect on a calico cat.

appraise_text:
The cat mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hairless wig
description: This looks like the right sort of wig to head-butt people with.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The hairless wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pale yellow cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A yellow cotton kesa or robe, so pale that it is almost white.  It has been stitched in the 'buffalo field' pattern and tiny droplets have been embroidered on the back, each centered with a light blue crystal that shines softly.  The pale yellow cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pale yellow cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: soft fluffy kitten towel
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a big fluffy white towel with a picture of an innocent-looking kitten with a pink bow tied around its neck.  Surrounding the kitten is a halo of yellow, enveloping it as it bats at a ball of string.  If only you had a soft fluffy kitten sweatshirt to match.

appraise_text:
The soft fluffy kitten towel is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dinner jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
A beautifully crafted dinner jacket, made of a delicious black linen.  Created by the seamstresses of Madame Dawning's Palliaments, he who wears this will be a walking work of art.  The dinner jacket has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The dinner jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of elbow-length black leather gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These gloves are made skin-tight, from nearly seamless, vellum-thin, sable-dark leather.  Ripples of light run along the material, glinting off the eyelets set along their length.

appraise_text:
The pair of elbow-length black leather gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: jar of pale horse's balm
weight: less than a pound
description:
Said by the gullible to be made from the fallen hairs of Death's own horse, this jar of rare balm, worth more than its weight in gold, is the only known treatment for the similarly rare horse ailment known as resurrection sickness.  Its true recipe is a very well-kept secret.  It is full of pale horse's balm.

appraise_text:
The jar of pale horse's balm is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay.


item_name: keyring necklace
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a keyring necklace.  It consists of a metal ring, attached to a length of simple leather cord.  It can be used to put keys on and can be worn around the neck.

appraise_text:
It is made of leather and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or fifteen items.


item_name: frilly white frock
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This knee-length white princess-line frock has a high collar trimmed with broderie morporque, puffy sleeves laced with ribbon, and more broderie morporque ornamenting the hem.

appraise_text:
The frilly white frock is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen bonnet
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This simple bonnet consists of a circle of stiffened linen, curved to sit comfortably atop the head, and a soft white linen wrap that pins to it and ties under the chin.

appraise_text:
The white linen bonnet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tapestry handbag
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This simple bag, with a buckled flap and a long shoulder strap, has been formed from a woven forest scene, showing the verdant depths of Skund in high summer, with splashes of sunlight scattered like coins across the dark forest floor.  The tapestry handbag has one main pocket and one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The tapestry handbag is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of chequered plus-fours
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of baggy trousers, made from a brown-and-grey chequered material, extending to four inches below the knee and designed to be tucked into a pair of stockings.  The pair of chequered plus-fours has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of chequered plus-fours is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: body brush
description: This soft-bristled brush is used for removing dust from a horse's coat and for giving it shine.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From a grooming kit.
appraise_text:
The body brush is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and goat hair and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: vermine stole
description: This is a fancy vermine stole, perfect for a night at the opera.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The vermine stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black knee-length robe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Almost everything about this robe looks just like any other priestly robe.  The sleeves are only slightly oversized, with pins to hold them back during the messier services.  The front and back cover all of the torso, to keep priestly flesh from oozing lewdly into plain sight.  It has even been dyed in the appropriate manner, in sombre, sober black.  The similarities end there, for where a typical robe would sweep down to the ankles at least, this one ends just above the knee, and while most robes are made of thick wool, this one is made of thin cotton.  The black knee-length robe has one side pocket.

appraise_text:
The black knee-length robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: blood soaked dress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This dress has been coated from top to bottom in blood, apparently someone else's.  Other than the deep red stains on its normally white material, the dress looks pretty much like any other.  The rather low-cut front, raised hem and short sleeves allow this dress to show off quite a bit of flesh to passers-by.  The blood soaked dress has one side pocket.

appraise_text:
The blood soaked dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: black fitted t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a fitted t-shirt made of some light weight cotton.  It is designed to fit the female body and is black except the pink around the sleeve edges and collars.  The words "Good Girls do Bad Things" are written across the front in large pink letters.

appraise_text:
The black fitted t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black leather gloves
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These gloves are made of a very fine leather dyed a deep black.  The leather is very thin and supple and the gloves look like they'd fit you perfectly.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather gloves is about six inches long and three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of iolite earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of tiny faceted iolites, like pinpoint stars, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: pair of pale amber earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of pale amber cabochons, like harvest moons, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: pair of peridot earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of tiny faceted peridots, like pinpoint stars, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: oyster-shell pendant
appraise_text: It is made of leather and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A single polished oyster shell, the rough and ridged reverse gently cradling a shimmering, gleaming mother of pearl hollow, hangs from a long cord of braided leather.


item_name: pair of aquamarine earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of tiny faceted aquamarines, like pinpoint stars, nestle into simple silver clasp settings, with posts and scrolls to hold them securely in the wearer's earlobes.


item_name: iolite belly chain
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a long strand of gemstones, shading along its length from the palest of violets, almost white, to a deep rich purple and back again, this chain will drape beautifully around the wearer's hips or wrap snugly around a bare stomach.


item_name: dark sapphire heart pendant
appraise_text: It is made of red gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
An elegant, pure-edged, asymmetrical heart, tapering to a cleanly curved spike, hangs from a simple red gold chain.  The gemstone, the size of a woman's fingernail, sits neatly in the notch between the wearer's collar-bones, letting occasional elusive shards of blue light glimmer from its dark interior.


item_name: pair of dark sapphire rose nipple rings
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A fully opened rose depends from each red gold ring, pieced together from tiny fragments of sapphire, a blue so dark as to be almost black.  At the heart of each sits the tiniest speck of garnet, glinting a deep, rich red when a stray mote of light falls on it.


item_name: braided gold ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This ring has been finely crafted from gold wire.  Woven skilfully together, the individual strands have combined to form something far more attractive-looking than its constituent component.  Completely even and uniform, it would grace the hand of its bearer.


item_name: silver and aquamarine nipple chain
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Tiny silver rings adorn the wearer's nipples, supporting a prettily draped arc of silver chain.  From it hang dozens of shimmering teardrop aquamarines, from the smallest tears that might be shed by a firefly for her far-off lover to the sorrow-heavy tears a storm throws down upon an angry sea.


item_name: sapphire teardrop nipple ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
A small ring of silver, engraved with a complex but symmetrical pattern, bears the weight of a tiny sapphire, which has been carefully shaped into a shimmering blue teardrop.  The ring itself is closed and locked by two small balls which are pushed up to make contact with the wearers nipple when closed.


item_name: ceremonial robe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Fine white linen is the garb dictated by tradition for those required to cleanse their shame.  The ceremonial robes are a decorous affair, full of intricate threading depicting the history of the ninja and the honour they uphold.  The hem and collar are pressed stiff, lending a strength and straightness to the clothing that matches the resolve of those deemed necessary to don the garment.

appraise_text:
The ceremonial robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black and midnight bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This bathing suit is so dark it almost absorbs all the surrounding light.  Its very blackness seems to represent all that is witchy and female, with an almost invisible glimmer behind the material.  

appraise_text:
The black and midnight bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cheerful scarlet carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its simplicity this is a large square of cheerful scarlet carpet decorated with a small pattern of gold leaf flowers, folded up and sewn together in the sides, a bag with an attitude and a shoulder strap that allows the elegant shopper to wear it over one shoulder while browsing.  It is a little larger than usual for its kind, and its simple closing mechanism is made from ruddy, lacquered wood.  The cheerful scarlet carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The cheerful scarlet carpetbag is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is scarlet and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 28 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: [adjective] himation
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a very [adjective] himation.  It is dyed a vibrant shade of [colour].  An eye-catching pattern of [pattern] has been added to its border.  It is perfect for a double arrangement to hang over both shoulders before draping over the whole body.  The edge is patterned with [pattern].  It is made from a [material] fabric.

appraise_text:
The dusty himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white ribbon diadem
appraise_text: It is made of gold, silk and emerald and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
This is a large white ribbon is edged in a beautiful gold brocade.  Worn round the head as a diadem this ribbon indicates the wearer is of nobel rank.  Woven into its silk of fibres are a large number of greenish stones which glitter in the light.


item_name: silver and peridot bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of siver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A single link of silver chain connects each of the pale green gemstones, in their simple channel settings.  The strand drapes around a slim wrist like glittering stepping stones across a gentle stream.


item_name: pair of heart-shaped mother of pearl earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a glistening white heart, hardly larger than a baby's fingertip, each smoothly curved earring sits on a simple silver post, with a scroll to hold it securely in the wearer's earlobe.


item_name: forest green chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an elegantly cut ankle-length chiton dyed a casual shade of forest green paling towards pastel at the feet.  It has been adorned with an embroidered border of stylized ivy leaves around the neck opening in shades of moss green.

appraise_text:
The forest green chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is forest green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: towel
description: This is a boring-looking old towel.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The towel is about four and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown cotton robe
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
The robe is made of harsh cotton unevenly woven and dyed in the most undesirable shade of brown.  The material is the kind you wouldn't even use to dust with because it would scratch the surface of your furniture.  The brown cotton robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The brown cotton robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black leather trenchcoat
weight: 2 5/9 lb
description:
This long leather trenchcoat is so perfectly pure black that it looks like a bunch of tailors got together to beat the light out of some yards of fabric with very heavy sticks.  It is the perfect garment for lurking the shadows, or for impressing members of the opposite (or same) sex on a stroll around town.  The black leather trenchcoat has two inside pockets and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black leather trenchcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: Llamedese cloak
weight: 1 8/9 lb
description:
A beautifully embroidered cloak, emerald and turquoise greens with a stylised holly leaf pattern around its hem.  To walk the desolate moors under the never-ending mists and rains of Llamedos without such a cloak would be folly indeed.  The Llamedese cloak has one handy pocket.

appraise_text:
The Llamedese cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pink taffeta dress
weight: 1lb
description:
Made of stiff, shiny, candyfloss-pink taffeta, trimmed with frothy clusters of white ribbon and pink tulle, this cap-sleeved princess-line dress would be the epitome of innocent girlishness, if not for the low sweetheart neckline.

appraise_text:
The pink taffeta dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white elbow-length gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These formal gloves, white as untrampled snow, reach all the way to the elbow.  The material is as light as silk but with a soft velvety texture.  

appraise_text:
The pair of white elbow-length gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of silvery boots
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
Leather bottoms with metal mesh uppers, these silvery boots are a distinct status symbol and are delicate enough to require repair on a regular basis if worn.

appraise_text:
The pair of silvery boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: camel dung
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: A gift from camels.
description:
Camel dung is an unfortunately common hazard on Klatchian roads, as the camels don't seem to give a... don't seem to care where it lands.  This is a large pile of camel dung, about three handfuls.


item_name: wreath of vine leaves
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The traditional adornment for a distinguished head, worn to signify that one has decided upon abandoning sober philosophical speculation in favour of drunken philosophical speculation, or perhaps just drunkenness.

appraise_text:
The wreath of vine leaves is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of vine leaves and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient grey robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded grey velvet material which looks like it was orginally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what grey hedge wizards would wear.  The grey hedge robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The grey hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: red-black sash
description: This rough silken sash is very black and yet, at the same time, a sort of red colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red-black sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is red-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: steel tlinga
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This long-bladed steel tlinga has grooves carved along its length near the tip, designed to hold any liquid it is dipped into.  It has been blackened to avoid catching the light.  It has a wickedly sharp point that could punch through armour... in the right hands.

appraise_text:
The steel tlinga is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: raven stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This slender knife has been skilfully made from a darkly gleaming steel, the ebony handle perfectly counterbalancing the short blade with its hexagonal cross-section.  The rounded pommel has a tiny raven inlaid in niello silver.

appraise_text:
The raven stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: black widow stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This slender knife has been skilfully made from a darkly gleaming steel, the ebony handle perfectly counterbalancing the short blade with its hexagonal cross-section.  The rounded pommel has a tiny black widow spider inlaid in niello silver.

appraise_text:
The black widow stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: worn bowl
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A nice wooden bowl, of the kind that is cheap and easily replaced.  It looks like it has had a long life in the service of food, supporting things fluid and grained against the chaotic call of gravity.

appraise_text:
The worn bowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood.  It can hold about 6 pounds.


item_name: shiny boomerang
appraise_text: The shiny boomerang is about a foot long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a flattened piece of wood, curved in the middle to make a sort of squished "V" shape.  It has a dotting of spirals carved into its top face with remarkable precision.


item_name: hefty boomerang
appraise_text: The hefty boomerang is about a foot long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a flattened piece of wood, curved in the middle to make a sort of squished "V" shape.  The flat bottom and slighty curved top face have a sprinkling of brightly coloured spirals painted expertly on them.


item_name: moonstone silver tie pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This moonstone tie pin is made simply, elegantly, with the single stone held in place with a double band of silver.


item_name: lavender amethyst navel stud
weight: 5 g
description:
A circle of small cabochon-cut amethysts, each the shade of Quirmian lavender, surrounds a gently domed boss of tarnished silver.  A slim steel bar holds it securely in the wearer's navel.  Oddly, it is slightly larger than normal navel studs.

appraise_text:
It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: silver hairclip
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This hairclip is designed to hold hair back, holding it neatly in place.  It is carefully and skillfully crafted, with a beautiful emerald cut in the shape of a Scorpion set in the curve of it, surrounded by delicate curls of silver.  


item_name: moonstone ring [assassins]
weight: 10 g
description:
A teardrop made from the shimmering moonstone lies at the heart of this dark silver ring.  Surrounding it, small beads of silver have been used to encircle the stone, almost appearing to drip down the wearer's finger.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: jade frog brooch
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This brooch, made from jade, is cunningly fashioned in the shape of a tree frog. Eyes of ebony watch every move, while legs of filigree jade cling precariously to the clothing.

appraise_text:
It is made of jade and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: ebony raven brooch
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Wrought from darkest ebony, this brooch represents a soaring raven, wings outstretched. The feathers have been engraved in fine detail, leading to amber eyes, which watch, as though waiting for the moment to strike.

appraise_text:
It is made of ebony and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: jade viper brooch
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A coiled viper sits, coiled, looking passive here, and yet even though this one is simply created from jade, there is a malevolence to it, perhaps the onyx eyes, which stare, watching its prey. Its head, slightly large in size, is the centre piece and lines of darker emerald marking it clearly as the viper it is.

appraise_text:
It is made of jade and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: wine-red garnet ring
weight: 11 g
description:
This ring has a large wine-red garnet which glints in the centre, surrounded by black onyx stones, adding a touch of colour to the aged, blackened silver in which it rests.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: elegant black fountain pen
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
An elegant fountain pen lacquered in midnight black.  The surprisingly heavy shaft is decorated, in delicate gold filigree, with the Assassins' Guild coat of arms, but the sharp nib is forged from Klatchian steel.  The unusual balance would probably require a little more skill and care in one's handwriting, but it does seem as though it would be perfect for throwing.

appraise_text:
The elegant black fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: slim black fountain pen
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
An elegant fountain pen lacquered in midnight black.  The thin, delicate shaft is decorated, in delicate gold filigree, with the Assassins' Guild coat of arms, and the italic nib is forged from gleaming gold.

appraise_text:
The slim black fountain pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of gold and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: assassins' cigarette case
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a slim cigarette case made from silver, with a small decorative band around the edges.  On closer inspection, the band is made up of tiny daggers, placed hilt to blade tip.

appraise_text:
The assassins' cigarette case is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: assassins' cigar case
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a slim cigar case made from silver, with a decorative band around the edges.  On closer inspection, the band is made up of tiny daggers, placed hilt to blade tip.

appraise_text:
The assassins' cigar case is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: blackened lockpick
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A high-quality lockpick, this piece of fine flexible metal wire can be bent to useful shapes.  The difference with this one is that it has been blackened to give that ever slightly more discreet entrance.

appraise_text:
The blackened lockpick is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: engraved [mineral] key
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
A large key carved out of heavy rock.  Engraved on it is the image of a snake wound around a mountaintop.

appraise_text:
The engraved rock key is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rock.


item_name: pair of white bell-bottomed trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
special_find_note: e4f7b82e8ab61c048e096829e26d989c6bfe5be1
description:
These cotton trousers are tight across the waist and thighs, but flare widely just below the knee, forming a bell shape around the lower leg.

appraise_text:
The pair of white bell-bottomed trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tree frog stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This slender knife has been skilfully made from a darkly gleaming steel, the ebony handle perfectly counterbalancing the short blade with its hexagonal cross-section.  The rounded pommel has a tiny tree frog inlaid in niello silver.

appraise_text:
The tree frog stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: scorpion stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This slender knife has been skilfully made from a darkly gleaming steel, the ebony handle perfectly counterbalancing the short blade with its hexagonal cross-section.  The rounded pommel has a tiny scorpion inlaid in niello silver.

appraise_text:
The scorpion stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: moonstone silver pendant
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This moonstone pendant is made simply, elegantly, with the single stone held in place with a double band of silver that is attached to a long chain.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: small brown amulet
weight: 7 g
special_find_note: d99c0f9b9350673b47eec82b296edca6b294027b
description:
This is a small metal amulet, which has been tainted a dark rusty colour due to age and the environment in which it was stored.  It look liable to crumble to pieces at any moment.

appraise_text:
The small brown amulet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: moonstone silver brooch
weight: 10 g
description:
This moonstone brooch is made simply, elegantly, with the single stone held in place with a double band of silver, attached to a clip.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or less than a shot.


item_name: triple knot ring
weight: 10 g
description:
Spirals and knots complement each other perfectly in this unusual triple knot ring.  Wrought from the finest silver, age has blackened the dips and weaves, enhancing the swirling pattern.

appraise_text:
It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: claddagh ring [assassins]
weight: 9 g
description:
Two bands of silver curl around one another, completing in a pair of hands that clasp.  The onyx stone that is held tightly between them is cut in the shape of a heart and is wearing a silver crown.  As the stories go, the wearer of such a ring will face the heart outward if they find themselves still searching for love.  An inward facing ring ensures their love for another will hold true.


item_name: shot glass
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made shot glass, of the sort usually used to serve spirit measures in pubs and restaurants.

appraise_text:
The shot glass is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: garden gnome
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a jaunty looking statue of a garden gnome.  It is wearing a perky red cap and a bright green smock, and is guaranteed to enrage any particularly short neighbours you might have.

appraise_text:
The garden gnome is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of stone and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: [colour] boat toy
appraise_text: The [colour] boat toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is one of the sharp-prowed Klatchian warships that sail the oceans of the Disc in search of rogue pirates and privateers.  It has been painted [colour].


item_name: [colour] dragon toy
appraise_text: The [colour] dragon toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a little [colour] dragon toy, with its wings extended as if it were swooping to attack some helpless travellers on a high mountain road.  It looks very well made, albeit rather small and fiddly.


item_name: [colour] girl toy
appraise_text: The [colour] girl toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pretty [colour] girl.  She is standing shyly with her hands behind her back and a toe digging into the ground.


item_name: [colour] hedgehog toy
appraise_text: The [colour] hedgehog toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a prickly wooden hedgehog, painted [colour].  Examining it closely shows quite conclusively that in this particular case the proverb is most definitely true since it lacks the appropriate equipment.


item_name: [colour] hogfather toy
appraise_text: The [colour] hogfather toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a little wooden figurine of the hogfather.  He is wearing a suit of [colour] and a matching hat.  He has a sack over one shoulder, and looks very cheerful to be spreading the best wishes of the season.


item_name: [colour] monkey toy
appraise_text: The [colour] monkey toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a wooden doll of a cute [colour] monkey.  He is hanging on to a tree, shaking a little monkey fist at someone in the distance.  For some reason, the monkey is wearing trousers.


item_name: [colour] pirate toy
appraise_text: The [colour] pirate toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a fierce pirate with a [colour] eyepatch.  He stands with his cutlass extended towards some enemy that only he can see.  He has a pegleg and a parrot on his shoulder.


item_name: claddagh ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 13 g
description:
A beautifully crafted ring that seems to burn with a pale amber light.  Delicately entwined bands of gold encircle each other, ending in a pair of stylised hands.  Between them nestles an iridescent emerald, cut in the shape of a heart and topped with a small gold crown.  As the stories go, the wearer of such a ring will face the heart outward if they find themselves still searching for love.  An inward facing ring ensures their love for another will hold true.  The emerald heart on the claddagh ring points inward.


item_name: alluring midnight black strapless bra
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This mesmerisingly hypnotic creation by designer label "Assassin Provocateur" is an underwired half cup bra in soft, smooth silk the colour of night overhead, accented with black cobweb lace. The bra is finished with taffeta ribbon details and a matching bow between the cups.  The deft cut of the cups lets the wearer's breasts sit in the cups like two ripe fruits ready to be plucked....

appraise_text:
The alluring midnight black strapless bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: wicked scarlet suspender belt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This wicked scarlet silk suspender belt with its black lace panels and black taffeta ribbon detailing does a lot more than caress the wearer's thighs to hold her stockings up.  This is the femme fatale equivalent to the much more masculine utility belt.  Disguised behind the soft silk are four silk pouches, useful for holding the sorts of small, ingenious items that are an important part of the Assassin's craft.  Embroidered over the right hip in sophisticated italics are the words "Assassin Provocateur".  Definitely a piece designed to set poison-laiden pulses racing....

appraise_text:
The wicked scarlet suspender belt is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is scarlet and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: oiled suede coat
weight: 5lb
description:
This long elegant coat would appear to be the perfect item to protect you from the elements, made from soft oiled suede it fits snugly around you and it fastens at the front by several heavy silver buttons.  It bears a small Assassins' Guild emblem under the collar.  Closer inspection reveals the coat to be discreetly enforced with strips of hard leather, which should offer protection albeit limited from would be attackers. It is lined with black silk.

appraise_text:
The oiled suede coat is about six feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of suede and could be worn as armour.


item_name: dark red sword scabbard
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The stiff leather of this short scabbard is entirely unadorned save for the brasswork at throat and tip, which has been fretted and filigreed into fantastic curlicues.  It could sheathe a tiger fang.

appraise_text:
The dark red sword scabbard is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small saucer
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small clay saucer, circular and very slightly concave.  It looks to be completely plain, lacking even a little indentation in the centre to embrace the base of a teacup.

appraise_text:
The small saucer of milk is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about twenty items, or about 4 shots


item_name: [colour] zombie toy
appraise_text: The [colour] zombie toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a wooden zombie figurine with [colour] skin.  He is wearing a top hat and carrying a wooden cane.  Although obviously the figurine is stationary, the way his body is positioned makes it look a little like he's tap-dancing.


item_name: [colour] frog toy
appraise_text: The [colour] frog toy is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a cheerful wooden frog, painted [colour].  It has a big smile on its froggy features, showing how happy it is.  It has a mailbag thrown over one shoulder.


item_name: pair of elbow-length blood red gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Butter soft leather has been dyed a deep blood red and shaped into this pair of elbow-length gloves.  The leather clings tightly to the arm, and is fastened with tiny onyx buttons that run up the underside.  Elegant, yet deadly on the right hands.

appraise_text:
The pair of elbow-length blood red gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is blood red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark-bladed poniard
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Simple and elegant, with thread-thin ripples of darkness running the length of its blade, this slender knife has been forged from the finest Gebra steel.  The leather-wrapped hilt is as soft as butter and as dark as the ink on a still-wet Guild contract.

appraise_text:
The dark-bladed poniard is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: Ankh-Morpork Council [date] Election pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small silver pin badge bearing the Ankh-Morpork coat of arms, around which is engraved "Ankh Morpork Council Elections [date]".  The name "Moo" has been engraved on the rear.


item_name: holly berry
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 0d91fe25652d5bd2ee6dcbdadfc88ffd39dc8f95
description:
This is a startlingly brilliant crimson berry from a holly bush.  You can only presume its colour is so vibrant, that it might offset its appalling taste to avians and mammals alike.


item_name: majestic purple bathrobe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Wide, long, extremely fluffy and of a majestic deep purple colour, this bathrobe radiates royalty.  It has a certain smugness to it, which seems to say "Been there, done that.  Been to the Hub and Counterweight Continent but thought it was boring." This is, of course, ridiculous, as who'd wear a bathrobe outside of their house?  The majestic purple bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The majestic purple bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: women's kalasiris
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very long Djelian garment.  It is off white and made of fine linen, wrapping around to cover the entire body.  It is the proper dress for the true Djelian woman.  It should be worn with a belt.

appraise_text:
The women's kalasiris is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is off-white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Champion Stadium t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a simple white T-shirt with a large picture of Champion Stadium printed on its front.  The stadium is depicted in gaudily colourful inks, and seems nowhere near as intimidating as the real deal.  The statues at the entrance even seem to be smiling somehow.

appraise_text:
The Champion Stadium t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered white linen shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Certainly practical for any working person, this shirt has loose sleeves and a gathered body falling from a fitted yoke that emphasizes the no doubt impressive shoulders that are the rewards of hard physical labor.  As an added decorative touch, the yoke, collar and cuffs have been embroidered with a pattern of simple geometric designs in black.

appraise_text:
The embroidered white linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lion's mane cloak
weight: 2 8/9 lb
description:
This is a cloak made from the skin of a lion.  The heavy mane of the ex-lion covers the wearer's shoulders, lending bulk and menace.  The paws drape forward over the shoulders, while the rest of the skin hangs down behind.

appraise_text:
The lion's mane cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: monkey armpit juice
special_find_note: Sold in a crystal phial.
description:
This is some monkey armpit juice, about two ounces.  This is juice squeezed from the armpit of a fresh monkey.  It has a particularly pungent aroma, and a somewhat thick, viscous property to the liquid.  It looks a little like dishwater that has been left to congeal for a few days.


item_name: cream of frog
special_find_note: Sold in a crystal phial.
description:
This is some cream of frog, about two ounces.  Cream of Frog is not the most politically correct of ingredients, as it is obtained by finding an unsuspecting frog and... well... making cream of them.  This is usually done using two very heavy objects, a sieve and a nearby bottle.  It is a useful magical component however, and is highly regarded as a seasoning on certain meals.


item_name: essence of worm-ridden seagull
special_find_note: Sold in a crystal phial.
description:
This is some essence of worm-ridden seagull, about two ounces.  Essence of worm-ridden seagull is a truly vile concoction, obtained by squeezing the extracted stomachs of seagulls to get the juice.  It smells of bile and for some reason, lemon.


item_name: crystal phial
weight: 0lb
description:
This is a crystal glass phial.  The crystal phial is completely full with two ounces of monkey armpit juice.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The crystal phial is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, five items, or about 2 shots.


item_name: tiny eyeball
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These tiny eyeballs are plucked from the heads of sleeping gnomes and transported by virgin horses to a monastery in the Ramtops where the wisest of monks perform dangerous and secret rituals of purification on them to ensure they are of the highest possible quality.  Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back!


item_name: pair of formal leather shoes
description: This is a pair of formal leather shoes - smart, yet sturdy enough for everyday wear.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of formal leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pointy rubber ears
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are pointy rubber ears that make the wearer look like an elf with its glamour off - or possibly a black haired alien from an altogether different universe.

appraise_text:
The pair of pointy rubber ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pale green kikoy
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Traditionally an item of men's clothing in Howondaland, this ia a handwoven rectangular length of cotton which is pale green with a golden border.  It is the height of fashion with young people who come to Klatch in search of an authentic cultural experience.

appraise_text:
The pale green kikoy is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark purple skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A knee-length, A-line skirt made from the finest corduroy in a tone of dark purple.  Across the whole skirt runs asymmetrical stitching and an applique of a blue and grey butterfly decorates one corner near the hem.  The dark purple skirt has one secret pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark purple skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark purple and is made of corduroy and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: kitty fitted t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a fitted t-shirt that looks to be made of cotton.  It is almost as red as blood and has a little white happy kitty printed on the front.

appraise_text:
The kitty fitted t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blood red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: slim white knob
description: This is a strange looking white knob. It is carved from wood and ivory, and looks rather new.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The slim white knob is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and ivory.


item_name: spiky dog collar
description: This is a rather spiky collar, of the sort usually worn by a dog.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The spiky dog collar is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rubber boots
description: This is a pair of slightly melted rubber boots.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of rubber boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: portable rubber mat
appraise_text: The portable rubber mat is about two feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of rubber.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small and slightly melted portable rubber mat.  I suppose you could stand on it if you wanted to.


item_name: thin glass rod
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a thin glass rod of about a foot in length.  It seems to crackle slightly and there is soft glow that hovers around it like a halo.  It can probably be held and you might even be able to shock someone with it.

appraise_text:
The thin glass rod is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of brown cotton trousers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This pair of trousers has a simple cut that looks good on almost any figure.  It is made from dark brown cotton and features side pockets and contrast stitching in beige.

appraise_text:
The pair of brown cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: dark blue bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This smooth, slinky, perfectly-proportioned bathing suit has been expertly tailored from deeply-dyed dark blue fabric that clings tightly to the body, cut in elegant curves at breast and hip.  A daringly-plunging backline is restrained by neat diagonal lacing.

appraise_text:
The dark blue bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brightly coloured harlequin dress
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This short, full-skirted dress is coloured bright reds, blacks and purples in triangles, the pattern known as motley.  The velvet top fits snugly around the wearer's torso and the flared skirt is made from teasingly see-through gauze.  The hem is edged with a black ribbon.

appraise_text:
The brightly coloured harlequin dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of velvet and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver and iolite collar
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A triple row of tiny faceted iolite beads, connected by fine silver links, wraps snugly around one's neck, fastening securely at the rear with an engraved silver clasp.


item_name: fluffy cat tail
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a long, beautiful tail covered in black tabby patterns.  It whips back and forth lazily, its expertly groomed fur looking very alluring to the eye.  It almost seems to have a mind of its own.

appraise_text:
The fluffy cat tail is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] linen cloak
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
A lightweight black linen cloak that is both strong enough to withstand the dangers of covert activity, and light enough to keep the wearer cool while doing so.  So it's cool in both senses of the word!  The black linen cloak has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black linen cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: pet collar
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a collar made for a pet.  It would probably be quite uncomfortable to wear.  For anyone but a pet, at least.

appraise_text:
The pet collar is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: caramel loveball
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small piece of sultry caramel seems to tantalise and befuddle the senses, as if saying "come on, eat me, you know you want to..."  Coquettish swirls and cheeky rivulets run all through the voluptuous caramel, as though it longs to be caressed by your long red tongue and mashed by your strong, virile teeth...


item_name: white gold morpork bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A chain of tiny morpork owls, wings outstretched in soaring flight, cavort in low relief across the smooth white-gold surface of this slim bracelet.


item_name: "I became an Ephebian citizen and all I got was chlamydes" t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Constructed simply, this t-shirt has been dyed a bright red colour.  It is long, extending down to knee-level, with wavy black lines crudely drawn on it.  Wrapping around the torso, they are meant to make it appear as if a large sheet has been draped around the body of the wearer.  Emblazoned over the chest of the garment in gold lettering, impossible to miss, is the phrase, "I became an Ephebian citizen and all I got was chlamydes".  Clearly designed as a gag gift, this t-shirt accomplishes its goal with its tongue lodged firmly in cheek.

appraise_text:
The "I became an Ephebian citizen and all I got was chlamydes" t-shirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: spiked garter
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a normal garter, but with sharp spikes around the outer edges.  Be very, very careful when wearing this.

appraise_text:
The spiked garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: high-collared black jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
The high stiff collar of this short wraparound jacket sweeps down in a sharp arc to its broad pewter-coloured facings, set off by broad rings of matching braid at the cuffs and a double row of polished silver buttons.  The high-collared black jacket has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The high-collared black jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of ivory silk harem trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers cling to the wearer's curves, outlining them in flowing, liquid, translucent silk. At the same time they somehow manage to ripple and billow in every passing breeze, sending shivering glimmers of moonlight and daylight through the thin fabric.

appraise_text:
The pair of ivory silk harem trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red and gold hose
weight: 1lb
description:
This garment has been constructed from three separate pieces of clothing - a pair of tight woollen hose, a pair of puffy broadcloth shorts slashed to show the gold satin lining, and a large, reinforced gold satin codpiece studded with ankhstones.  The material is uniformly flame-red, and the hose, while bagging at the knees, show off the wearer's calves admirably.

appraise_text:
The pair of red and gold hose is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and broadcloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of speedwell stud earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
Dark blue enamelled petals wrap closely around a rose-cut champagne diamond in the centre of each of these discreet studs, which fasten to one's earlobes by means of a sterling silver stalk and a neat little clasp.


item_name: deep red garnet rose pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Hanging from a fine silver chain this pendant is made of deep red garnet carved into a perfect rose.  Each petal unfurls delicately, looking so fragile that it seems that the slightest movement would cause them to fall.  In the centre of the rose nestles a tiny golden bee, in search of nectar from this precious flower.


item_name: Giggling Lord Smince medal pendant
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Wrought in the shape of a long oval medal, enwreathed with laurel leaves, this pendant shows a nobleman's head, keen of eye and patrician (and indeed Patrician, aha) of nose, stern of gaze and cleft of chin.  A scroll beneath him reads "Lord Smince, the wise and just" in lettering so florid and ornate as to be nearly illegible.  Originally designed to be pinned proudly on the breast as an award signifying outstanding service to the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, some past owner has strung it on a long brass chain instead.


item_name: enamelled leaf choker
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A delicate beech leaf, barely an inch long, hangs from a slim silver-grey ribbon.  Enamelled in a smooth pale green, the veins and highlights washed with a silvery grey, this piece brings a natural elegance to any outfit.


item_name: diamond star choker
appraise_text: It is made of silver and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A wide ribbon choker, like the deep blue of a lonely night, wraps snugly around a slim neck.  In the precise centre, a star pieced together from nine tiny diamonds set in silver glitters quietly.  One is a little mismatched, and the silverwork of the setting and the catch is tarnished by time, but this is clearly a well-loved piece.


item_name: silver and citrine ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 9 g
description:
Three broad plaques of sunlight-orange citrine stretch across this wide silver band, the spirals of facets around their table surfaces catching and concentrating the light.  One has developed a slight internal crack, but the irregularity adds to the piece's uniqueness.


item_name: moonstone teardrop nipple ring
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
The tiny steel ring serves only to support the large tear-shaped blue-white moonstone and to provide a free-moving pivot from which it can hang and send cool, gentle rainbows dancing across the wearer's skin.


item_name: lacy pink garter adorned with a portrait of General Tacticus
appraise_text: It is made of satin and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This antique accessory has been well cared for, possibly never worn in the good General's own lifetime.  The ruched pink satin of the band is edged with lace top and bottom, and a cameo portrait of General Tacticus (in all his bristling, moustachioed glory) has been carefully pinned to it, keeping the dashing military hero somewhere where a young lady can indulge an unsuitable passion without any risk of an interfering mother finding out.


item_name: Duchess of Quirm cameo brooch
appraise_text: It is made of porcelain and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pale oval brooch, done all in white and pale-blue porcelain, shows the unmistakable silhouette of Caroline, 17th Duchess of Quirm.  The combination of the ducal coronet, the family nose, and the hairstyle (of which the kindest thing that can be said is that it was, at that point in coiffurial history, extremely fashionable ineded) render her unmistakable even in this stylized form.


item_name: amber rowan-leaf pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Capped with a simple silver setting, this large teardrop-shaped piece of Nothingfjord amber has formed around a spray of rowan leaves.  Amber for clear sight, and the hardy Ramtops rowan for protection from enchantment, combined with the way this pendant has aged gracefully over the years, form a beautiful, magical piece.


item_name: iolite and moonstone cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A circle of palest-violet iolite stones surround a shadowy moonstone on the face of this age-darkened gold cravat pin.


item_name: blue-green topaz butterfly clip
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made from lightly tarnished silver in the shape of a stylised butterfly, this small clip perches lightly on the wearer's hair.  Dozens of pinpoint topaz gems, each one glinting with a blue-green shimmer, encrust the outsides of each wing.


item_name: grey goose quill
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
At first glance, this seems to be an ordinary grey goose quill, a flight primary from the right wing, the curve sitting perfectly in a writer's hand.  On a closer examination, though, the shaft is made from fine ivory and the barbs are finely woven silk, artfully damasked for a perfect semblance of life.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The grey goose quill is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: golden quill pen
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The shaft and plume glimmer enticingly, reflecting glints of butter-soft light into the eyes of anyone observing the writer's movements too closely.  The shaft curves in a gentle, sinuous sway, and the short, broad nib forms bold confident letters. Words spoken with this pen's golden tongue are surely golden ones themselves.    It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The golden quill pen is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: clerk's quill
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Formed to precisely the most comfortable curve for a writer's hand, with a short tuft of plain pale-grey feathering at the top, this is most certainly the implement of choice for someone who spends a great deal of their time writing.  The neat, almost fussy curve of the nib reflects the amount of care such a writer puts into their work, and the precisely chosen character of their words.  It is clean and dry.

appraise_text:
The clerk's quill is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: "Lancre Morris Men" t-shirt
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a white t-shirt.  It has a print of the Lancre Morris Men on it, doing the famous (or is that infamous?) Stick and Bucket Dance.  Neat!

appraise_text:
The "Lancre Morris Men" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk satchel
weight: 2lb
description:
The white silk satchel is simple yet elegant.  The durable silk it is made of will keep your things protected through your journeys.  The white silk satchel has two main pockets and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The white silk satchel is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: pair of seamed fishnet stockings
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The kind of thing worn by secretaries and pin up girls, these black fishnet stockings have a contrasting scarlet seam running up the back of each leg.  Beginning at a tonahamen heel, the seam draws the eye up the curves of the wearer's leg, culminating in a band of matching scarlet silk that hugs the thigh sensuously.  Overall, these stockings can't help but evoke images of pencil skirts, stiletto heels and forbidden liaisons in stock-cupboards.

appraise_text:
The pair of seamed fishnet stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy little nothing
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
To a very close approximation, this article of lingerie is nothing more than three pieces of string and rather a lot of holes, but then it's amazing the effect one can achieve with a few strands of thin white silk and half a dozen square inches of the finest Quirmian lace.

appraise_text:
The lacy little nothing is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: handmade wedding dress
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
Crisply ironed cotton forms the bodice of this dress, as well as the flared skirt that constantly promises to open out and flash more stocking than decency would approve.  The topmost layers are of very fine crochet work, with a vague impression of bats and moon shapes - clearly the handcraft of the bride's wetter sister witches, and, since the whole dress is black, there is no doubt that the bride is a witch.  The handmade wedding dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The handmade wedding dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: black velvet top hat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A slim band of sparkling ankhstones runs around the base of this tall-crowned hat, the soft sheen of the stiffened velvet making a playful counterpoint to the gems' hard-edged glitter.  The wide brim has a rakish, flyaway lift to it, tilted up at the back and the right side and dipping low to cast a glamorous shadow over the wearer's left eye.

appraise_text:
The black velvet top hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald-cut garnet choker
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The long rectangle of the emerald-cut stone brings out dancing flashes of rose and wine in this deep, deep red gemstone with its time-worn silver setting, echoing the scarlet ribbon from which it hangs.


item_name: snowflake and opal collar
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Slim and graceful, this silver band stretches around the wearer's neck and dips to a gentle point between their collarbones.  Pinpoint opals, each glittering with a subtle silver-blue spark, are dotted across the surface between the deeply engraved snowflakes that cover it.


item_name: rose-cut sapphire navel stud
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
The elegantly old-fashioned cut of this cornflower-blue stone catches and softens the light, softly shimmering rather than glittering where it sits firmly held in place by its slim steel bar.


item_name: perhaps gate pendant
appraise_text: It is made of white gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A half-dozen tiny star sapphires have been scattered seemingly at random across the surface of this white gold pendant.  Looking more closely, though, reveals inscribed lines connecting them, showing the constellation of the Perhaps Gate, which was current in the night sky half a century ago.


item_name: mink stole
description: This is a fancy mink stole, perfect for a night at the opera.
weight: 1 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The mink stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white carnation buttonhole
description: This is a elegant white carnation, fixed so that it may be worn as a buttonhole in a suit.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white carnation buttonhole is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of carnations and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mug
description: This is a mug, of the sort usually used to serve hot drinks such as coffee.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The mug is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: teacup
description: This is a teacup, complete with saucer, of the sort usually used to serve tea.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The teacup is about three inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: sequinned bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is the bathing suit for you, if you are of the wizardly persuasion.  It has spangles, sequins, and "Born to Rune" written on the back.  It's perfect for the wizard who wishes to make a statement, even if the statement is lacking in what normal people might classify as taste...  but as a wizard, who better to know about taste?

appraise_text:
The sequinned bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk cheongsam
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The high neck of this modest cheongsam is clasped with tiny red buttons the only splash of colour in the white silk.  It falls to the floor, the delicate silk only hinting at the shape of the body underneath.  The white silk cheongsam has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The white silk cheongsam is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: chunk of beef
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a rather large chunk of beef.  It looks like it was once the pride and joy of a cow, now however it is just another meal.


item_name: small piece of cigarette paper
description: This is a small piece of paper that you can use for rolling your own cigarettes.
weight: 0lb
appraise_text:
The small piece of cigarette paper is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: long pleated brides dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A river of tiny pleats flows from the waist of this elaborate brides dress.  An underskirt of deep blue pleats drapes to the floor and is partially covered by an overskirt pleated in powder blue.  A pattern of ripe cherries is embroidered on the overskirt.  A soft, white, low-cut bodice is accented by a heavily embroidered shawl worn about the shoulders and crossed in front of the bodice.  Tiny white silk balls dangle from the shawl's edges.

appraise_text:
The long pleated brides dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pearl-trimmed celadon bridesmaid dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A long column dress of green silk, the colour of pale jade, has a bow attached to the back just below the shoulders.  A panel of celadon silk drops from the bow to the floor.  The clean lines and elegance of this gown give the wearer an air of confidence.  The bodice and back panel are edged in hundreds of glowing pearls.

appraise_text:
The pearl-trimmed celadon bridesmaid dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mushroom and rum pink bridesmaid dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Pale mushroom satin trimmed in lace forms the bodice of this dress.  The off-the-shoulder, pleated portrait neckline is highlighted in rum pink.  Both back bodice and back bow have rum pink detailing.  The full tulle skirt brushes the floor and features scattered lace appliques.  By wearing this beautiful gown, one demonstrates a love for beautiful fabrics and subtlety in colours.

appraise_text:
The mushroom and rum pink bridesmaid dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale mushroom and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lavender lace cap with veil
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This lavender lace cap is of the sort that perches lightly on the back of the wearers head, with a sheer illusion veil fluttering out behind.  The cap is edged in reembroidered chiffon and has hidden combs to anchor it safely into the wearers hair.

appraise_text:
The lavender lace cap with veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is lavender and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silk wedding dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A long flowing white silk wedding dress.  It is a full straight pleated skirt, not of the easy ironing type.  The silk is plain but covers many layers of petticoats which push the skirt out and hides the legs from everyone very effectively.  Strangely the dress is exactly the correct length and just hovers above the ground without picking up any unwelcome visitors whilst doing so.

appraise_text:
The silk wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cork rimmed hat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a fine felt hat with a low pinched crown.  Its broad rolled brim has a dip front and back.  Several corks have been suspended from strings around the edge in the hope that their movement will dislodge any flies that are buzzing about the wearer's head.

appraise_text:
The cork rimmed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: peach blossom cravat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
An intricate, repeating pattern of stylised peach blossoms covers the smooth Agatean silk of this elegant neckpiece.  Who could doubt the elan, culture, and social acumen of its wearer?

appraise_text:
The peach blossom cravat is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wine-red cravat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Smooth silk the colour of good Quirmian red wine lies in complex folds around the neck, showing the wearer to be a gentleman of taste and distinction, and most definitely not displaying his taste in wine, should he have suffered an unfortunate alcoholic accident.

appraise_text:
The wine-red cravat is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dainty black ankle boots
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These neatly turned ankle boots have a slightly pointed toe, a neat row of lacing along the front, and a tall, slimly curved heel.  Near the top of the soft leather, at the outside of each ankle, a tiny wild rose has been embossed.

appraise_text:
The pair of dainty black ankle boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivory silk wedding gown with train
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The light is captured and shimmers from this ivory silk wedding gown.  Covered in diamantes and pearls the bodice is rounded and soft and is highlighted by a defined waistline.  Bands of satin are sewn into the long skirt.  The attached cathedral length train is made of satin, trimmed in ivory-coloured silk, pearls, and diamantes.

appraise_text:
The ivory silk wedding gown with train is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white laced leather shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Made of the softest kid leather, these shoes are laced from the toes to mid calf.  They are the proper footwear for a traditional wedding ensemble, but would look good at any occasion.

appraise_text:
The pair of white laced leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: aquamarine silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Shimmering like the sun on the Circle Sea, this aquamarine silk scarf swathes the wearer in an ocean of blue, concealing the hair and falling in gentle folds to rest on the shoulders.  It is trimmed along the edges with thin gold braiding, from which hang dozens of tiny gold coins.

appraise_text:
The aquamarine silk scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is aquamarine and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald green Genuan maid uniform
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a typical Genuan maid uniform.  Made from vivid emerald green linen, it is short and body-hugging, almost revealing more than it hides, which - on the right wearer - is a good thing.  Emblazoned on the chest is the symbol for Genua, a silhouette of a Mardi Gras mask over a stylised diamond.

appraise_text:
The emerald green Genuan maid uniform is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black and white harlequin outfit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This full, loose-fitting black and white outfit is made from silk and velvet.  The material is a motley pattern, large triangles of opposite colours.  The trousers are loose, and a large ruff surrounds the throat of the wearer.  This outfit covers the wearer from neck to ankles.

appraise_text:
The black and white harlequin outfit is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of embroidered trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These black silk trousers have been embroidered all over with colourful threads.  Dragons seem to chase cranes while grasshoppers sit placidly on large lotus flowers and some turtles are amongst the grass.  Were it not for the richness of the silk and the beauty of the embroidery, the overall look would be almost chaotic.  The pair of embroidered trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of embroidered trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of delicate jewelled sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These sandals are clearly for the upper classes of idleness, leisure and superfluous money to spend on little jewels on sandals.  They are a true luxury item - the sole is made of fine, supple doe-skin, stained a rich cream colour, while the foot is encased by a fan-like spread of thin straps across the bridge, weaving and crossing down to the toes and up above the ankle.  They are adorned here and there with jewels and precious metals, for no particular reason other than the ostentatious display of wealth.

appraise_text:
The pair of delicate jewelled sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


