# items

item_name: pair of grey socks
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
With a solid thick woven foot to each of the pair, these socks are the epitome of sensible footwear.  While the well-made and warm-looking feet look quite capable of protecting against anything nature can offer, these socks have been made to do more than that.  Made to stretch up past the ankle, they cover all the way to the knee in their thick and protective material, which looks almost, but not quite, entirely like wool.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of hard leather boots
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of hard leather boots.  They are comfortable despite their looks, and they look as though they would stop all but the most determined attack on your feet.

appraise_text:
The pair of hard leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: handful of bat guano
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Gifts delivered by friendly fruitbats.
description:
Bat guano is a fancy name for "great big pile of bat... droppings".  This is a small pile of bat guano, about one handful.


item_name: shallow dish
description: This small dish is wide but shallow, and made out of clay.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The shallow dish is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of ceramic and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: sturdy brown rain cloak
weight: 1lb
description:
Official Palace Guard cloaks are waterproof, because guard duty often requires long hours out in the rain, or at least near the rain with a pack of cards and a tankard or three.  They are warm, because it gets bloody cold on winter nights.  They are knee-length, because anything longer would tangle and catch when pursuing a miscreant, and because no self-respecting quartermaster would dream of issuing a cloak long enough to stop rain trickling down inside the wearer's boots.  And they're made by Mrs Tachycardia Smiggens of 31 Zephire Street, because she's the quartermaster-sergeant's mother-in-law's cousin.  The sturdy brown rain cloak has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The sturdy brown rain cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: red Auriental dress
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a slinky deep red silk dress with flowers embroidered on it.  It has the skirt slit part way up the sides and the dress is fastened by cloth loops near the top in the traditional Auriental style.  The dress is very well made and looks quite foreign.

appraise_text:
The red Auriental dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green hunting cap
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a green hunting cap with earflaps and a visor.  It looks quite warm, but also somewhat dingy and definitely unfashionable.

appraise_text:
The green hunting cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tricorne hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made of soft black wool, this triangular hat has three round points, or hornes, giving the hat its name.  A silver braid runs around the brim.  For some reason, this hat makes you want to eat biscuits filled with jam.

appraise_text:
The tricorne hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pointy black hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is your basic black pointy hat, skilfully made out of thick wool felt.  Its form is kept by a cardboard roll at the inside.  It surely feels warm and comfortable, and will keep all but the worst raindrops away from the hair of the wearer.  This is the perfect headgear for the stylish witch--it is even a little bit battered for the appropriate condition.  The pointy black hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The pointy black hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: large, wide-brimmed black hat
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Made out of the deepest, darkest black material available, this hat looks a little foolish to say the least.  A tiny crown resides in the middle of a brim big enough to set out dinner on.  It probably wouldn't even blink at the extra weight.

appraise_text:
The large, wide-brimmed black hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] cotton neck tie
description: This is a professionally sewn cotton tie, bearing the coat of arms of the royal family of Sto Lat.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The green cotton neck tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] moon dragon shirt
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This [colour] shirt has been embroidered with a grinning moon dragon.  A must for dragon lovers everywhere, it is neatly tailored and quite stylish in that special way that is both avant garde and gaudy and yet kind of charming.

appraise_text:
The [colour] moon dragon shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is [colour] and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a green cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The green cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: nurse's uniform
weight: 1lb
description:
Severely cut from stiff white material, this nurse's uniform has a large red cross sewn onto the chest.  Short-sleeved, it reaches to the knees and looks entirely sensible.

appraise_text:
The nurse's uniform is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "Insanity" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a purple band shirt from a Morporkian music group.  "Insanity" is printed upside-down on the front, and a tour list that includes some cities that don't technically exist any more is on the back.

appraise_text:
The "Insanity" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is purple and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scandalously tight cornflower blue lace knickers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The thin cornflower blue lace of these rather flimsy and impractical knickers, cut high at the waist and extending far down the hip, shows a pattern of cornflower blossoms, intertwined in gentle arcs.

appraise_text:
The pair of scandalously tight cornflower blue lace knickers is about four inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is cornflower blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fawn cotton trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These are light cotton trousers suitable for hot climates.  They are light and thin with a deep pocket on either side.  The pair of fawn cotton trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of fawn cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is fawn and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: fouled nightshirt
description: The nightshirt looks as if someone lost their lunch on it.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The fouled nightshirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of ivy-green knickers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These generously cut linen knickers, elasticated at leg and waist, have been dyed a deep, rich colour the shade of ivy leaves in the summer.  A half-dozen golden yellow honeysuckle blooms have been embroidered across one hip.

appraise_text:
The pair of ivy-green knickers is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is ivy green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: skimpy brass halter
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than two smallish, convex, and vaguely triangular pieces of brass, chased with ornate swirling designs in bright gold, and connected by two lengths of thin brass chain, this halter is practical for wearing in hot, sultry conditions.  Especially, of course, if one finds oneself in a situation when anything one wears is likely to get splashed with massage oil.

appraise_text:
The skimpy brass halter is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of brass and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: AMCW badge
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The watch badge is an eight-pointed copper star, with the city coat of arms in the middle: a Morpork owl, carrying an Ankh.  In addition to its burden, the owl is clasping a banner with the letters AMCW on it.  Around the coat of arms is written "FABRICATI DIEM, PUNC", the watch motto.  The number 9 6 2 is stamped into the centre of the star.

appraise_text:
The AMCW badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of copper and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver crocus pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The matte-polished surface of this rounded silver pendant has been carefully enamelled with a stylised indigo crocus flower, petals opening as though to display its tender warmth to the chill air of early Spring.


item_name: painted porcelain cameo pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Nearly two inches high, this silver-framed oval shows a laughing woman with a chaplet of wildflowers in her hair.  Around her neck hangs a real silver chain with a champagne diamond pendant, glittering softly and looking incongruously melancholy beside the lively, fey look in her bright blue eyes.


item_name: topaz and aquamarine cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A large square-cut golden topaz sits in the centre of this pin, flanked by lines of tiny aquamarines, and anchored at the corners by larger, deeper-coloured aquamarine gemstones.


item_name: gold necklace
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice necklace that has been lovingly crafted from gold.  It's made of lots of little links joined together.


item_name: slim gold chain collar
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A small gold disc dangles from the midpoint of this simple gold chain, sized to sit just where one's collarbones end.


item_name: red gold rose brooch
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This tiny brooch, no larger than the tip of a woman's little finger, has been formed into a simple and symmetrical five-petalled rose.


item_name: broad gold choker
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A dense network of finely interlinked chains forms a wide flexible collar of gleaming gold, needing no ornamentation beyond glimpses of the wearer's skin through the metalwork.


item_name: silver bangle
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This heavy bangle is made of thick silver wires twisted together, with a single gold wire running in between the others.


item_name: pair of silver earrings
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of lovely silver earrings are carved to represent the moon, one of them waning and the other waxing.


item_name: silver locket
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This simple but elegant silver locket is engraved with a lovely flower motif, with the clasps of the fine silver chain on which it hangs formed to look like two tiny flowers.


item_name: silver trellis bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is silver bracelet has been forged from fine wires to resemble a trellis, through which a thicker wire, etched with leaves to resemble a grape vine, twines.


item_name: silver brooch
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This delicately crafted brooch depicts two birds perched on a nest of eggs represented by seed pearls.


item_name: silver pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This silver pendant depicts a sleeping dragon.  The chain for the pendant is cunningly worked to look like the dragon's tail, the end of which is tucked under the dragon's chin.


item_name: jade daffodil bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A bold daffodil dips its yellow head in a solemn pose of poignancy over a jade clasp.  This bracelet is woven in white gold threads.  Thin strands of gold have been artfully woven into a fine braid tailored to appear as whimsical as the willows in the breeze.  This fragile bracelet would add elegance to even the most brawny of wrists.


item_name: rose rhodonite ring
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
This pink-coloured polished piece of tear-shaped rhodonite is flecked with specks of purple and red under its surface.  Bound up by a platinum setting, it graces any wearer's hand and makes it appear far more graceful and elongated.


item_name: small ornamental broom
weight: 1lb
description:
This small, ornamental broom has been delicately carved from wood.  It has small bristles on one end, perhaps from a pig, and a brown handle which bears the marks of good use.  Perhaps it is used for some holy rituals.

appraise_text:
The small ornamental broom is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of white stockings [fine]
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These stockings are made from a fine white cotton and have been designed to make the wearer's legs look long and thin.

appraise_text:
The pair of white stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen skirt
description: This white linen skirt is light and loose-fitting, perfect for a hot climate.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white linen skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incarnadine crepe vestment
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Sekkite priest would wear.  It is made from heavy crepe stained a blood red colour and has a seven-armed star in reddish-brown thread on the back.  The incarnadine crepe vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The incarnadine crepe vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blood red and is made of crepe and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of straw shoes
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a very cheap pair of straw shoes.  Although not durable, they look comfortable to wear in hot weather.

appraise_text:
The pair of straw shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of straw and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of neon green silk bikini panties
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This scrap of vivid green silk barely covers the essentials.  Small pink cabbages have been carefully embroidered on the bottom.

appraise_text:
The pair of neon green silk bikini panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long emerald sash
description: This long emerald sash is the badge of office of some priesthood or other.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The long emerald sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is emerald and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: light pair of hobnailed boots
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
While these boots are hobnailed, they seem to be a little more delicate than you might expect.  The leather is the wrong way round, for one, with the furry side showing and dyed black.  The soles are also lighter than normal, and the nails attaching the tops to them are tiny and made of silver.  You definitely get the impression these boots were made for looking at, rather than putting the boot in.

appraise_text:
The light pair of hobnailed boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: alligator purse
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a handcrafted alligator purse with an alligator strap, and the clasps of the purse are even made of alligator teeth.  The alligator hide is a lustrous dark green with faint gold lines running over it in a diamond pattern.  The craftsmanship is remarkable.  The alligator purse has two inside pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The alligator purse is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: cotton wedding dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The white cotton reaches from the neck to just above the ground.  It is simple, white and looks easy to iron.  There are a few pleats to make it a bit fuller and a pedicoat to make it fluff out a bit at the sides.  This is simple, comfortable and practical wedding gown.

appraise_text:
The cotton wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sheer ivory silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This ivory scarf is made from the sheerest, gauziest of silks, and is so translucent it seems likely to float away.  The shimmering material drapes over the wearer's head to conceal the hair, and falls in gentle folds to rest on the shoulders.  It is bound by a thin white satin ribbon, and tiny white diamonds glitter from the ends.

appraise_text:
The sheer ivory silk scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: knee-length white silk dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A bright, white dress that is slit up to the waist by sheer necessity.  If it wasn't, walking would not be an option.  The edge of the slits and bottom of the skirt is trimmed in red silk, but the neckline is strangely high, possibly to balance all that leg.

appraise_text:
The knee-length white silk dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a cheerful yellow colour.

appraise_text:
The yellow tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] ruffled blouse
weight: 1lb
description:
Two lines of proud ruffles run down the front of this frilly, feminine short-sleeved [colour] blouse.

appraise_text:
The Genuan blue ruffled blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is Genuan blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a blue cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The blue cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: raccoon mask
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This mask manages to capture the roguish cuteness of the common raccoon in such a way that partygoers everywhere will be clamouring to try it on.  Covering the top half of the wearers face, dark circles around the eyeholes blend into lighter fur on the nose and towards the ears.

appraise_text:
The raccoon mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald-encrusted garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Dozens of gleaming emeralds cluster thickly across a strip of silk the colour of freshly cast brass.  A pair of tiny gold buckles clasp it firmly around the wearer's thigh, leaving the ribbon ends to dangle teasingly down.

appraise_text:
The emerald-encrusted garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is brass and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red satin halter top
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This little red satin halter top is embroidered with gold thread.  Leaving the abdomen on show, this little top has a square neckline, tiny sleeves, and many little brass coins hanging from the hem, held by golden threads.   The red satin halter top has two cleavage pockets.

appraise_text:
The red satin halter top is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of hobnailed boots
weight: 3 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of sturdy, hobnailed boots.  With toecaps like battering rams and complicated iron fixtures they offer excellent protection against injury to the feet.  Anyone seeing these intimidating pieces of footwear would find themselves having nightmares about having their homes trampled by the boot-clad feet of conquering hordes.

appraise_text:
The pair of hobnailed boots is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: scruffy old bathrobe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Worn and scruffy, this bathrobe has probably seen more of the Disc than Cohen himself.  Judging from the smell, it's probably been around longer than Cohen too.  The scruffy old bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The scruffy old bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of [colour] lace gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These delicate, flowery lace gloves have been dyed a cheery peach colour, perfect for warm weather wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of peach lace gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is peach and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of furry leggings
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Like little furry legwarmers, these leggings are designed to keep a bat's legs toasty and warm, in a very stylish way.  They are made of wool and lined on the inside with lovely, soft, cosy bat fur, which the original owner almost certainly has no need for anymore.

appraise_text:
The pair of furry leggings is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: snowy linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with silver and blue embroidered balls of fluff.  The snowy linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The snowy linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is snow white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: "Grisham Frord Close Harmony Singers" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a tan band shirt from a small Morporkian a cappella group that turns up its nose at instruments.  It has the text "Grisham Frord Close Harmony Singers" printed on the front in fancy letters, with a rather short tour list on the back that only lists the most cultured cities on the Disc.

appraise_text:
The "Grisham Frord Close Harmony Singers" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is tan and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue-black shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A strange shade of blue-black, this stylish shirt belongs in any well-dressed thief or assassin's wardrobe.  It is so black that the light seems to be sucked right into the fabric.

appraise_text:
The blue-black shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blue-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fuzzy blue slippers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These old fuzzy blue slippers have been well and truly loved and perhaps should have been trashed months ago, but even with seams popping and soles squished flat, they just ooze comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of fuzzy blue slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of baggy trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This pair of very baggy trousers is made from an indeterminate black material.  It is impossible to envisage these as ever being fashionable.  The pair of baggy trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of baggy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: pair of artificer's boots
weight: 1lb
description:
These knee-high brown leather boots lace up the front with sturdy cord, and both the toe-caps and the low heels have been plated with steel for protection.  The workmanship is solid without being too heavy, and there's enough room inside each to hold a wand conveniently to hand.  It could sheathe a wand.

appraise_text:
The pair of artificer's boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo silk robe
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This gossamer silk robe is the rich, deep blue of a twilight sky.  It has been embroidered with a random pattern of twinkling stars in a bright silver thread, and is bound about the edges with silver braid from which hang tiny marquise-cut sapphires, alternating with small silver coins.  The sleeves are belled slightly at the wrists to capture a cooling breeze.  The robe hangs loose to the wearer's ankles, the gauzy material fluttering about with the slightest motion.

appraise_text:
The indigo silk robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "The Band With Rocks In" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a quite rare, slightly torn black band shirt from a group that made history on the Disc.  "The Band With Rocks In" is printed on the front above a silkscreen of a handsome young man, a troll wearing sunglasses, and dwarf holding a trumpet.  A long tour list is on the back.

appraise_text:
The "The Band With Rocks In" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark brown silk doublet
weight: 2lb
description:
Made from the finest silk and embroidered all across its surface with looping, curling designs resembling orchids, this short-waisted doublet has extravagantly padded shoulders and puffy sleeves slashed to show off the scarlet satin lining.  The dark brown silk doublet has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark brown silk doublet is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: lacy blue dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This blue cotton dress has puffy sleeves that end just above the elbow.  The waist is high and the skirts full.  The bodice and skirts are stiffened with a layer of sheer white lace, adding shape as well as a simple leaf pattern.  The lacy blue dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The lacy blue dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of elegant curled sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is the type of sandal that should only be worn by one of very high rank, the upper echelons of society.  They are made of soft white leather, trimmed and stitched with a rich purple, the network of straps rising to an impressive and complicated display of weaving about the ankle.  Their most notable feature, however, is the great curling toe, which sweeps upwards in an extravagant arc almost a hand's length into the air, before curving back down towards the foot.  A little purple tassel dangles from the end to cap the impression.  Actually, it all looks a little ridiculous, but woe betide anyone who says so!

appraise_text:
The pair of elegant curled sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink fluffy jumpsuit
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This pink fluffy jumpsuit has been especially made for a furry fruitbat companion.  It is snuggly and comfortable with special holes for the legs and wings.

appraise_text:
The pink fluffy jumpsuit is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short [colour] Auriental dress
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a short, slinky, deep black silk dress with an embroidered floral pattern.  It has the skirt slit part way up the sides and the dress is fastened by cloth loops near the top in the traditional Auriental style.  The dress is very well made and looks quite foreign.

appraise_text:
The short black Auriental dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: soft purple bathrobe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This cotton bathrobe seems rather eccentric in design. It is soft to the touch and to the eye having been dyed in a pretty purple colour.  The soft purple bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The soft purple bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: apple white chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simply cut ankle-length chiton dyed a relaxed shade of apple white. It has been adorned with a simple wave pattern in pearl grey embroidered around the hems.

appraise_text:
The apple white chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is apple white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: giant pink tutu
description: A huge pink tutu with lacy edges, as worn by the finest elephant ballerinas.
weight: 7 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The giant pink tutu is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep violet batik chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length chiton is cut in a simplistic design that drapes itself around the body pleasantly.  Dyed a warm shade of deep violet it has been adorned with batik lines that reveal silver and pale blue shades below, forming patterns that look random and oddly like spider webs or shattered panes of glass.  The silver is repeated around the hems where a narrow border has been embroidered, depicting stylized meander keys.

appraise_text:
The deep violet batik chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep violet and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: shiny [colour] Auriental silk blouse
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This beautiful gold blouse is made of fine silk that shimmers and shines under the light.  It has detailed floral embroidery and is fastened along the side of the blouse by cloth loops.

appraise_text:
The shiny gold Auriental silk blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fencing gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The palms of these white leather gloves bear a raised, tread-like texture designed to prevent slippage while gripping a sword, and to allow sweat to escape.

appraise_text:
The pair of fencing gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: laced black leather bodice
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The thick, soft black leather panels of this bodice lace tight at the front with a pair of braided leather thongs, guaranteeing support in even the most acrobatic of fights, and offering the wearer's opponent a very distracting view.  The laced black leather bodice has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The laced black leather bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pink feather
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is an artificial pink feather.  It looks like the kind of thing that drunken friends might stick into each other as a punishment for losing a bet.

appraise_text:
The pink feather is about two feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red fur-trimmed bathrobe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A dark red colour and white fur trimmings make anyone seeing this bathrobe go Ho Ho Ho!  Because of the low cut and short length, the bathrobe exposes lots of leg and chest, which makes it especially suited for women who enjoy seducing milkmen.  The red fur-trimmed bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The red fur-trimmed bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: dark green skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This skirt is dark green - the sort of green associated with dense and foreboding forests.  The cotton is cut in a simple A-line style and extends to the knees.

appraise_text:
The dark green skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: white lab coat
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a crisp white lab coat, as worn by alchemists.  The idea of using white is so that you can see if you spill anything on it, which, of course, only shows how incompetent the wearer is.  After a while they become chemically bonded to the wearer and impossible to remove.  They can also become highly explosive in the process.  The white lab coat has one side pocket.

appraise_text:
The white lab coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: colourful clown wig
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a huge colourful clown wig.  It looks like someone cut off the legs and neck of an ostrich then dipped the body in many coloured paint tins.

appraise_text:
The colourful clown wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: whiteface staff
description:
This is the staff of Doctor Whiteface.  As a matter of fact, it would be impossible to mistake it for anyone else's.  The long, white staff is pristine in colour.  On the top, there is a miniature figure of Doctor Whiteface holding a staff, which in turn has a figure of Doctor Whiteface holding a staff.  This goes on as far as the eye can see.


item_name: pair of white clown shoes
description:
These shoes are trim, stylish white Oxfords with black accents on the wings.  While they are smaller and of an altogether different design, they do expand out in the toes very slightly in a testament to their Foolish purpose.  On the shiny white tips are intricate brogue patterns.


item_name: pair of white clown trousers
description:
These trousers are a part of the outfit of Doctor Whiteface.  In contrast to the typical baggy pants of a clown, these slim pants are made to hug the legs until the ankles, where they flare out into white frills with double black lines on the edges.


item_name: white clown shirt
description:
This frilly, white shirt is part of the outfit of Doctor Whiteface.  It has puffy shoulders and large ruffs of fabric around the wrists.  The only decorative adornment is the double black line on the edges of the sleeves.


item_name: white silk ruff
description:
The large, puffy ruff is part of the outfit of the Fools' Guild's Doctor Whiteface.  It is completely white except for a dual black trim around the edge.


item_name: white fuzzball hat
description:
This is the traditional hat of Doctor Whiteface of the Fools' Guild.  It is a tall, slightly-rounded conical felt hat of hospital white.  On the front are three white fluff balls in a vertical row.


item_name: pair of seamed stockings
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The kind of thing worn by secretaries and pin up girls, these black silk stockings have a long seam running up the back of each leg.  Beginning at a tonahamen heel, the seam draws the eye up the curves of the wearer's leg, culminating in a band of black silk that hugs the thigh sensuously.  Overall, these stockings can't help but evoke images of pencil skirts, stiletto heels and forbidden liaisons in stock-cupboards.

appraise_text:
The pair of seamed stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tattered white dress
description: This is a tattered, dirty, white dress.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The tattered white dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fairy wings
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Wisps of sheer, iridescent white gossamer silk protrude from between the shoulder blades, forming whimsical wings on the wearer's back.

appraise_text:
The pair of fairy wings is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy bunny tail
description: A bright pink fluffy bunny tail with a little string to fasten it around your waist.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The fluffy bunny tail is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white and pale lavender himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a simple white linen himation, flowing loose around the shoulders and body and trapping the occasional cooling breeze in its fabric.  It has been embroidered with a simple stylized seagull's wing border in pale lavender along the hem.

appraise_text:
The white and pale lavender himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a red cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The red cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silver studded carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its practical simplicity, this bag is comprised of a large square of midnight black carpet with a woven arabesque pattern in dark shades of midnight purple, folded up and sewn together in the sides and embroidered with a symmetrical pattern of darkened silver studs.  Sensible, yet roomy, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while one goes about one's business.  It is fairly large, and its closing mechanism is crafted from lacquered ebony wood wrapped in supple black leather.  The black silver studded carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The black silver studded carpetbag is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: gold silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Designed to conceal the wearer's hair, this gossamer scarf shimmers like a golden halo about the head and shoulders.  Small gold coins trim the edges, and dangle enticingly across the forehead to draw attention to the eyes.

appraise_text:
The gold silk scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long dark wig
description: Made from long hair, dyed a jet black, this wig will make you look like a Klatchian Princess.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The long dark wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of canvas shoes
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Made from sturdy if plain canvas, these flat shoes are lightweight yet durable, suited for those who are on their feet all day.

appraise_text:
The pair of canvas shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] peasant blouse
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a cheap but colourful peasant blouse, dyed a brilliant canary yellow.  The neckline is very loose and the sleeves rather puffy.  The canary peasant blouse has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The canary peasant blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is canary yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: little black satin dress
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Simple, timeless, and elegant, this sleeveless knee-length sheath dress is made from black satin.  The sweetheart neckline is cut just high enough to do no more than suggest a hint of cleavage.

appraise_text:
The little black satin dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of chamois socks
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These socks are made of a very soft leather acquired from the hides of sheep, and look very warm and comfortable.

appraise_text:
The pair of chamois socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small rambler's backpack
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small canvas backpack, of the type often used by ramblers in the Ramtops.  It's smaller than many such backpacks, but looks large enough to store a few essentials.  The small rambler's backpack has one top pocket, one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small rambler's backpack is about three and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: simple white singlet
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A close-fitting sleeveless top, made from soft clinging cotton, this singlet is styled somewhat after the traditional chiton, but made in the Morporkian style with sewn seams rather than being wrapped and pinned.  The result is quite immodest, and outlines the wearer's body clearly.

appraise_text:
The simple white singlet is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of polka-dot polka shoes
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The polka craze originated in Borogravia and swept across the Sto Plains at the height of the Ankh-Morpork Empire.  These shoes, with their slim kitten heel and the straps holding them securely to the wearer's foot, would be perfect to dance the night away in a glittering ballroom, and the black and white polka-dot pattern serves to remind you what any sophisticated lady should be dancing.

appraise_text:
The pair of polka-dot polka shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wheat yellow chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Cut in an elaborate, flowing design, this light linen chiton goes all the way down to trail along the ground at the wearer's feet.  Dyed a warm shade of wheat yellow it has been embroidered with bright red poppies and cheerful blue cornflowers, resembling a field on a bright summer's day.  To finish off the image, a narrow sky blue border has been embroidered around the neck opening.  Oddly enough there seems to be tiny black and white birds waddling about in the field here and there, looking slightly lost.

appraise_text:
The wheat yellow chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is wheat yellow and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tattered and stained white clinical robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a clinical robe, of the type an alchemist would wear.  It's covered with stains, and is thus quite normal.  It has pockets as well.  The tattered and stained white clinical robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The tattered and stained white clinical robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: navy blue sari
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Long and flowing, this elegant navy blue sari has been woven from silk and embroidered with a pleasant pattern in shiny gold thread.

appraise_text:
The navy blue sari is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is navy blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red satin garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a bright red, satin garter fringed with black lace.  It fits snugly around the thigh to hold up silk stockings.  There are small, tarnished sequins sewn into the lace.

appraise_text:
The red satin garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is bright red and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey woollen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This grey gown is made of thick woven Ramtops wool.  A seamstress of any kind wouldn't come near such coarse fabric in a gown.  It is eminently suitable for good sturdy farmwives, especially if they happen to live in the cold and harsh Ramtops.  The gown reeks of being sensible and no-nonsense.

appraise_text:
The grey woollen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: beige linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, flowing robe, made of lightweight beige linen.  It swirls dramatically around the wearers body, allowing all manner of weapons and tools of the trade to be hidden from the casual viewer.

appraise_text:
The beige linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleeveless green dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a green sleeveless dress that could be worn over a complementary blouse.  It is made from green cotton that has a subtle floral pattern picked out in pale yellow thread.  It has a modest V-neck and its skirt hangs in elegant lines to reach below the shins.  A long row of yellow daisy-shaped buttons runs from the dip of the V to the waist.  The sleeveless green dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The sleeveless green dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: fake beard
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long and luscious brown beard.  It has two hooks at either side, so that it may be worn over the face.

appraise_text:
The fake beard is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple ivy-green girdle
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a braided cord of sturdy linen thread, a rich ivy green shot through with the brown of autumn leaves, this belt is designed to be worn over a chiton, to gather in the voluminous folds and wrap it close about one's waist.

appraise_text:
The simple ivy-green girdle is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: thick navy blue shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This sturdy lamb's wool shawl is a rich shade of navy blue, and is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric at dusk.  It is trimmed with black tassels that sway from side to side as the wearer moves, and decorated with a subtle paisley pattern in off-white.

appraise_text:
The thick navy blue shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is navy blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pink and blue argyle knee socks
description: These socks are very.... erm... interesting!
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of pink and blue argyle knee socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dirty overalls
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of dirty overalls.  They may at one time have been a blue colour, but are now a grimy grey with patches of brown.

appraise_text:
The pair of dirty overalls is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: orange cotton belt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This orange belt should be worn by students who have progressed beyond the limitations of beginners Martial Art.

appraise_text:
The orange cotton belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Cohen the Barbarian t-shirt
description: This is a blue t-shirt with the silhouette of an old bearded man brandishing a huge sword on it.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The Cohen the Barbarian t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: magnificently ornamented velvet robe
weight: 5lb
description:
Patterned with intertwining gold and silver braid, and encrusted with enough emeralds to make it appear as though the wearer had contracted an incurable plague of shiny green beetles, this floor-length robe is so magnificently ornamented that hardly any of the azure silk velvet can be made out.

appraise_text:
The magnificently ornamented velvet robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is azure and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white cotton gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These white cotton gloves are the essential accessory at any high society event.  Made from the purest bleached white cotton, they prevent all those embarrassing clammy hand incidents, as well as protecting the skin from contact with lesser members of society with which one is forced to associate on occasion.

appraise_text:
The pair of white cotton gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pleated pale yellow skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The large pleats in the pale yellow cotton of this skirt aid movement and make the otherwise plain skirt more attractive.  A row of pink buttons at the back is the only other concession to fashion.

appraise_text:
The pleated pale yellow skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of black kid boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These ankle-high boots, made of a supple black leather, have a short pointy heel, pointy toes, and tiny buttons that run all the way up the front of the foot to the top of the ankle.  They are designed to make feet look dainty and precious, and they succeed.

appraise_text:
The pair of black kid boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient red robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded red velvet material which looks like it was orginally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what red hedge wizards would wear.

appraise_text:
The red hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: weird plant
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: d51ec3d04e8e3ab7a3f7f87ff7e1c63f1a302222
description:
This is a weird looking plant.  Ten long, sand-coloured stems splay out from the root.  At the end of each stem a tiny sickly flower cowers amid its drooping petals.  An oily nectar is secreted by the flower and gives off a noxious smell.


item_name: "The Ghost of the Opera House" t-shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This trendy black t-shirt advertises one of the new Walter Plinge musicals, "The Ghost of the Opera House".  The logo consists of a ghostly white mask and black floppy hat floating above a vibrant red rose.

appraise_text:
The "The Ghost of the Opera House" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lemon yellow tutu
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This rather flimsy-looking tutu cannot possibly ever have been considered fashionable.  Its lemon yellow colour makes it ridiculously eye catching, implying that the person wearing it is either completely devoid of taste, or very self confident.

appraise_text:
The lemon yellow tutu is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow and is made of lace and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of paper lab shoes
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These paper lab shoes are meant to be easily thrown away and replaced after they have chemicals spilt on them.  They are made of a lovely duck-egg blue crepe paper.  Unfortunately it doesn't take the wearer long to find out that paper doesn't stop many chemicals from wreaking havoc with their feet.

appraise_text:
The pair of paper lab shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is duck-egg blue and is made of paper and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: floppy green shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
The tailor who cut this shirt must have got a great deal on a job lot of fabric (or maybe it's just a sign of a generous spirit); the sleeves are at least twice as wide as necessary, and at least two people could fit comfortably inside the body.  Luckily, the fabric is a reasonably soft cotton, so the overall effect is that of gentle, almost elegant folds, rather than the suggestion that the wearer might just possibly have a habit of overdoing it on the pie front.

appraise_text:
The floppy green shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: dark blue veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A soft dark blue veil designed to give the impression of modestly concealing the wearer's face, whilst not actually doing so.

appraise_text:
The dark blue veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is dark blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: attractive orange shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a rather trendy, orange shirt.  It has a line of tiny buttons down the middle, and long, baggy cuffs that drape towards the ground.

appraise_text:
The attractive orange shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: light grey hat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A light grey hat that fits closely to the head, so that it is not lost when strenuous activities are taking place.  (Strenuous activities like running over the rooftops, not anything else - get your mind out of the gutter!)  A thin strip of dull silver ribbon runs along the brim; dull to stop it reflecting light, and silver because Assassins insist upon their clothes being stylish.  The light grey hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The light grey hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is light grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of dark purple leather trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Thin leather has been dyed a rich purple and moulded into these thigh-hugging trousers.  They lace up on the outside of each leg with black leather straps, exposing small diamonds of flesh that complement the black leather diamonds embroidered on the backside.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark purple leather trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark purple and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of suede leather boots
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Reaching about half way up the calf, these boots are made from soft suede leather.  They should be nice and comfortable, although they'd have to be taken care of and treated well to stay looking good.

appraise_text:
The pair of suede leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stylish black bag
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This bag is so stylish that any female with dress sense would want it. It has a little silver zip across the front and two thin straps to wear it over your shoulders.  The stylish black bag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The stylish black bag is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: grey-green linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with dark green and silver embroidered mazes.  The grey-green linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The grey-green linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey-green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: elegant toupee
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This toupee is elegantly designed.  The hair is smoothed back and designed to make the wearer look imposing.

appraise_text:
The elegant toupee is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "Snori Snoriscousin & His Brass Idiots" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a brass-coloured band shirt from a dwarfish-Morporkian brass band.  "Snori Snoriscousin & His Brass Idiots" is printed on the front in imitation dwarfish runes, and a tour list that heavily features Uberwald is on the back.

appraise_text:
The "Snori Snoriscousin & His Brass Idiots" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is brass-coloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold bolero jacket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This short jacket is drowning in glittering gold sequins, and trimmed with black braid and gold thread.  Despite ending halfway down the breastbone, its ornamentation makes it ridiculously heavy for a jacket.

appraise_text:
The gold bolero jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pig tail
description: A pink and curly pig tail with a tiny pin on the end to attach it to your clothes.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pig tail is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown felt hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is the sort of thing you'd wear on your head simply because you might need to wear a hat.  It's cheap and not at all stylish and for some reason whenever someone wears one, they look a decade older.

appraise_text:
The brown felt hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: oily black chiton
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This knee-length oily black chiton is cut in a simplistic, supple design that ripples around the body, showing off the muscles and curves underneath.  It has been embroidered with the phrase, 'I think therefore I die' in blood red silk thread.

appraise_text:
The oily black chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is oily black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: octecorne hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made of shimmery, silvery wool, this octahedral hat has eight round points, or hornes, giving the hat its name.  The wool sparkles with an attractive purplish green thread.  The octecorne hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The octecorne hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is silver and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: red sparkly crop top
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This red crop top ends well above the belly button, the silk glittering with beads sewn into it.  The sleeves are made from loosely gathered translucent fabric.  The neckline plunges further than what may be considered respectable.

appraise_text:
The red sparkly crop top is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cotton undershirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This article of clothing is for wearing underneath your shirt.  It is for cold weather and those who cannot live without a singlet.  It is nice and warm, but not as warm as thermal underwear.

appraise_text:
The cotton undershirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pirate's jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
This jacket is a most essential piece of garment for the pirate who wishes to be instantly recognised as one.  The lush, deeply blood red velvet goes wonderfully with the golden thread embroideries.

appraise_text:
The pirate's jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blood red and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: red linen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made of linen dyed to a nice red colour, this homemade gown is a quality garment.  A sensible farmer's wife has probably spent hours making it, and might wear it, since is covers her enough not to be too exciting.  It does cling nicely to the body however, with a fairly high neckline and long sleeves.  The skirt reaches well below the knee.

appraise_text:
The red linen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: classic little black dress
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Simple, timeless, and almost the essence of style, this sleeveless knee-length sheath dress is made from soft black crepe and the hem is trimmed with black feathers.  The neckline is cut high and straight across, just at the wearer's collarbones.

appraise_text:
The classic little black dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: turquoise wool vestment
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Gufnorkian priest would wear.  It is made from wool that has been dyed turquoise and then teased out to make it very voluminous and fluffy.  The turquoise wool vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The turquoise wool vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is turquoise and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: official Sto Helit Postal Service sash
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This strip of cabbage-purple silk wraps around the body of a postal worker to indicate their inferior status.  It bears the crest of the Duchess of Sto Helit, with a small flugelhorn superimposed on it.

appraise_text:
The official Sto Helit Postal Service sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is cabbage-purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of loose-fitting black trousers
weight: 1lb
description:
These trousers are made of a beautiful black silk brocade and are embroidered with heavy black silk thread at the hems and along the seams.  Tailored to be tight at the waist and loose-fitting from the thighs down, these pants provide comfort and freedom of movement in battle.  The pair of loose-fitting black trousers has one back pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of loose-fitting black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white smock
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a plain, white, linen smock with a pleated appearance.  It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.

appraise_text:
The white smock is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pint glass
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a nicely made pint glass, of the sort usually used to serve beer and cider in pubs and restaurants.

appraise_text:
The pint glass is roughly a couple of inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: ruffled shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
An elegantly ruffled, soft white shirt, part of the first and second year uniform at the Assassins' Guild.  The ruffled shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The ruffled shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of black velvet trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of gorgeous thick, black velvet trousers.  The fabric is very soft and comfortable.  The pair of black velvet trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black velvet trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: long sword scabbard
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is made from hardened leather and designed to hold a long sword. There is a strip of soft leather that acts like a belt.  It could sheathe a long sword.

appraise_text:
The long sword scabbard is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long sword
weight: 3 5/9 lb
description:
A nice long sword.  It is made of steel and has sharp edges.  Be careful how you handle it, you don't want to lose a finger.

appraise_text:
The long sword is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: pair of brown leather shoes
description: This is a pair of fancy leather shoes. They are made from the finest suede.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of brown leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lockpick
description: A piece of flexible metal wire that you can bend into all kinds of useful shapes.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The lockpick is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of [colour] worsted stockings
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Plain and sturdy, but well-made, with neatly stitched seams and smooth even colours, these fine worsted stockings would keep your legs warm and concealed under almost any circumstances.

appraise_text:
The pair of rose pink worsted stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is rose pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: funny monkey towel
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a big and warm red towel that has a picture of a chimpanzee on its front.  The chimp is wearing a bright blue cowboy hat and has a handkerchief tied around its neck.  It is making a kissy face.

appraise_text:
The funny monkey towel is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered wedding thobe
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A gentle wave of diamond sequins snake down the dress from one shoulder to the hem at the opposite side.  The dress itself is made from pure silvery white silk so that it appears to glimmer as the sunlight catches it.  The cuffs of have been trimmed with the same diamond sequins.

appraise_text:
The embroidered wedding thobe is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple white linen loincloth
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
No more than a few yards of white linen, wrapped around the waist and loins and tucked in, this loincloth provides a serviceable covering for one's tender or delicate parts whilst still leaving torso and limbs uncovered for free movement, or for maximum tanning potential, as one desires.

appraise_text:
The simple white linen loincloth is about nine feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: worn linen robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This garment has the look of something which was once quite a respectable and well-kept piece of clothing.  Unfortunately this was obviously a very long time ago.  Its hem is worn, torn, and has been dragged along the ground for a considerable period of time.  It was probably originally a bright white colour but has since faded to a nondescript, dusty beige.

appraise_text:
The worn linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pearly silk shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft silken shawl is a pale off-white colour with a pearly sheen, and is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric at dusk.  It is trimmed with gold-coloured tassels that delicately sway from side to side as the wearer moves, and decorated with a subtle pattern of golden roses that sparkle against the lighter fabric.

appraise_text:
The pearly silk shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is off-white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy blouse
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This thin but exquisitely wrought blouse is formed entirely of hand-worked delicate lace, in intricate patterns.

appraise_text:
The lacy blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short wispy wig
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a ratty (a pune or play on words) mat of woven hair designed to fool the wearer into believing that no one else has noticed he's bald as an egg.

appraise_text:
The short wispy wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of patent leather boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These ankle-high boots, made of shiny black patent leather, have a short pointy heel, pointy toes, and tiny buttons that run all the way up the front of the foot to the top of the ankle.  They are designed to make feet look dainty and precious, and they succeed.

appraise_text:
The pair of patent leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of leather overalls
description: These overalls are made in the style typical of the more rustic sort of gardeners' choice.
weight: 2 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of leather overalls is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is olive green and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tin disc
appraise_text: The tin disc is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of tin.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 6fa731bba57c149c82057ee4b14b39c6277e3930
description:
This is circular piece of tin with crude etchings on the obverse and reverse.  It is supposed to look like Ankh-Morpork currency, but it is blatantly counterfeit.


item_name: wooden club
description: This club is a crude weapon, yet effective when in the right hands.
weight: 2 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wooden club is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: picture frame [sphinx]
appraise_text: The picture frame is about three inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about a pound
description:
A heavily gilded picture frame, in which are mounted five pictures of identical, really cute sphinx cubs.


item_name: swirling bracelet
description: A bracelet made of pure swirling mist-grey light. It is beautiful.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 9ad81bf462dcc76eaa7e7a86ca78c3a0c2e8d7b3
appraise_text:
The swirling bracelet is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of swirling light and could be worn as armour.


item_name: sword of guaranteed sphinx killing
weight: 2 7/9 lb
special_find_note: 478644b40fa9f74a36a10331e09809901c6665fd
description:
Well, okay, so it's quite small, but it does feel like it might be a sword of guaranteed sphinx killing.  It appears to have something written on it:  C. M. O. T. D.

appraise_text:
The sword of guaranteed sphinx killing is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: glass disc
appraise_text: The glass disc is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of glass.
weight: 11 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 768b6065fdb4c1f9fa72f3db0e311c761c8afe29
description:
A large glass disc.  It is very thick, heavy and because of the strange way it is curved, everything you see through it becomes a blur.


item_name: small card
appraise_text: The small card is about an inch long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of card.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 478644b40fa9f74a36a10331e09809901c6665fd
description:
A small card.  It looks like a business card.  It appears to have something written on it: Swirl Whirl and Twirl with S T Y L E!  Come and try our new course in practical swirling for professional Mist Spirits everywhere.  All abilities catered for!


item_name: bone
appraise_text: The bone is about nine inches long and not very wide. It is made of bone.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 478644b40fa9f74a36a10331e09809901c6665fd
description:
A pretty normal-looking bone.  You probably picked it out as one of the most non-descript bones that you've ever seen.


item_name: withered thingie
description: Yeuch! Makes you squirm to look at the thingie. You don't know what it is though.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 478644b40fa9f74a36a10331e09809901c6665fd
appraise_text:
A withered thingie is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of flesh.


item_name: huge grey round ball
appraise_text: The huge grey round ball is about a foot long and about a foot wide. It is made of metal.
weight: 16 6/9 lb
special_find_note: 478644b40fa9f74a36a10331e09809901c6665fd
description:
It's huge, round and grey.  There's something rattling around inside, but although there's a few holes in the thing, you can't quite see what's inside.  It seems very sturdy.


item_name: simple grey t-shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made from cotton, this short-sleeved grey t-shirt is unadorned and unremarkable.  On the plus side, it looks fairly hard-wearing.

appraise_text:
The simple grey t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black dress uniform trousers
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Pewter-coloured piping gleams dully along the length of these flawlessly tailored trousers, setting off the night-black wool to perfection.  The pair of black dress uniform trousers has two left pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of black dress uniform trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: moga wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This wig is made into a moga hairstyle.  Well to put it very simply, it looks like Princess Leia from Star Wars, but hey, who am I to judge?  It is also called radio roll for apparent reasons.

appraise_text:
The moga wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dirty striped shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
It's just about apparent that this shirt is made from some kind of striped material, but the stripes seem to be of the ever-popular shades "dirt", "more dirt", and "even more dirt".  Still, that's probably fashionable in some circles.

appraise_text:
The dirty striped shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wolf pelt
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is the pelt of a wolf, presumably a dead one.  At least, if it wasn't dead when the pelt was removed, it probably is now.

appraise_text:
The wolf pelt is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Official Whiteface Staff souvenir [replica]
weight: 40 g
description:
This is a tiny replica of the infamous staff of Doctor Whiteface.  The short, slender cylinder is small enough to fit between forefinger and thumb.  On the top, there is an extremely small likeness of Doctor Whiteface holding a staff, which in turn has a even smaller figure of Doctor Whiteface holding a staff.  This quickly becomes microscopic.

appraise_text:
The Official Doctor Whiteface Staff replica is about four inches long and not very wide.  It is made of plastic and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of large leather boots
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of large, brown, leather boots.  They are rather droopy, and each boot folds over on itself at the top.

appraise_text:
The pair of large leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: loud striped waistcoat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This waistcoat is rather well cut from smooth brocade, but that's about all one can say of its aesthetic qualities.  The front is striped in alternating narrow panels of olive green and chartreuse, while the back is a solid peacock green, and the buttons are pewter set with ankhstones.  Overall, it's quite a.. striking... garment.  The loud striped waistcoat has one fob pocket.

appraise_text:
The loud striped waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is peacock green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: white plumed hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Huge white feathery ostrich plumes practically leap from this brimless white velvet hat, which narrows to a point on the forehead.  It would definitely stand out in a crowd.

appraise_text:
The white plumed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white boxer shorts with red polka-dots
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
It is postulated by Ly Tin Wheedle that all underwear will turn into these whenever trousers are lost in a high comedy environment.  It seems to hold true.

appraise_text:
The pair of white boxer shorts with red polka-dots is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: faded red jerkin
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Time has taken its toll on what was once no doubt a fine red cotton jerkin, leaving it thin and faded.

appraise_text:
The faded red jerkin is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of shiny [colour] silk trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These gold silk trousers are smooth to the touch and catch the light in a way that gives them a brilliant shine.  There is a detailed floral pattern embroidered onto the legs of these trousers.

appraise_text:
The pair of shiny gold silk trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sheer scarlet shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft lamb's wool shawl, with its subtle pattern of hearts and arrows, is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when strolling in the park, impressing that special someone, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  It is trimmed with a ruffled fringe that delicately sways from side to side as the wearer moves.

appraise_text:
The sheer scarlet shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is scarlet and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of lightweight beige linen trousers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These lightweight linen trousers are strong enough to withstand the rigours of covert operations, but the loose weave of the cloth helps to keep the wearer cool.  The pockets of these trousers are well-concealed in the folds of the fabric.  The pair of lightweight beige linen trousers has one back pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of lightweight beige linen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black witch's cloak
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a heavy black cloak with a red silk lining.  It is very stylish, by witches' standards, and just the thing for keeping folks from staring at your bum.  The black witch's cloak has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black witch's cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: samurai beard
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long and tidy black beard, styled in a similar fashion to the standard Agatean samurai.  It has two hooks on either side, so that it may be worn over the face.

appraise_text:
The samurai beard is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: octarine hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient octarine robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded octarine velvet material which looks like it was orginally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what octarine hedge wizards would wear.  The octarine hedge robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The octarine hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is octarine and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: soft dove-grey chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
A simple square of fine linen, soft and loose, drapes gently around the body, fastening at the shoulders with an array of small silver pins.  Traditionally worn with a girdle to gather it in at the waist, the linen falls in soft folds across the wearer's shoulders, and brushes their ankles.

appraise_text:
The soft dove-grey chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dove grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dress
description: You see nothing particularly interesting.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The dress is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: badly-fitting suit jacket
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This black linen suit jacket is actually superbly designed, but since it was tailored with trolls in mind, it of course always looks badly-fitted.

appraise_text:
The badly-fitting suit jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: elegant black bodice
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Stiffly reinforced by boning, this elegantly simple black bodice has a repeating rose-and-thorn motif worked into the satin.

appraise_text:
The elegant black bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: thin black lace cloak
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
Fine black cotton has been painstakingly woven into a feather light sheet of bobbin lace, to be worn over the shoulders as a cape on special occasions.  The pattern includes tiny pointed hats and broomsticks, and the general effect is that of wearing spidersilk.

appraise_text:
The thin black lace cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of striped tiger ears
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of striped feline ears, covered in soft-looking fur.  They look rather interesting, nearly alive.  Perhaps you can slip them on for size?

appraise_text:
The pair of striped tiger ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of polished white shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Every curve of these shoes positively exudes style, sophistication, and above all money.  A discreet logo embossed into the leather indicates that these are the exclusive hand-crafted product of Juliano Santavaliana's own workshop, and the mirror-surfaced sheen smells subtly of his signature musky-smelling polish.

appraise_text:
The pair of polished white shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of embates
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These elevated sandals somewhat resemble a clog, and are unique to the comic actors of the Ephebian stage.  They are identical to the kothornos worn by tragic actors, save for the wedge cut out of the front of the sole to recall the cloven hoof of the goat, and the shaggy fur attached to the straps around the ankle and shin.  They sport a raised heel, designed to lift the actor above the crowd, letting them play different roles using embates of different heights.  The shoes also lend actors a swaggering gait, which many Ephebian women find distinctly... erotic.  Given the nature of Ephebian comedy, this is hardly likely to be unintentional.

appraise_text:
The pair of embates is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather cinch
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is quite simply a strip of black leather that leaves the shoulders bare and encircles the waist and breasts, clinging tight to the body like a lover.  It's extremely suitable for an angel of death or Assassin, or someone who wants to look hot in black leather.  The black leather cinch has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The black leather cinch is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: leather aviation hat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This strange helmet is made from aged, scarred leather lined with a soft cotton to ensure a comfortable fit.  It wraps tightly around the head, closely framing the face.  Two small straps dangle from the front with a slightly tarnished buckle on the end of one, allowing a snug fit on a windy expedition.

appraise_text:
The leather aviation hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: full-length brown leather trenchcoat
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
Full-cut, warm, and comfortingly heavy, this long belted coat will keep the wearer safe from almost any gale or storm.  The rear vent lets it swirl without trapping the wind, and the brass buckles at each cuff will keep out rain or snow, while a careless wearer could probably lose a small Howondalandish tribe in the pockets.  The full-length brown leather trenchcoat has two inside pockets and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The full-length brown leather trenchcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: black plumed hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Silky black plumes from the iimuu, the rare Ecksian bird whose feathers are as dark as night, glide into the air from the crest of this sequinned black hat.

appraise_text:
The black plumed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] friendship ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemcutting pattern book.
description:
Perfectly circular and crafted from highly polished [metal], this ring features a setting for a tiny gem sitting beside a setting for a tiny gem.  It acts as a symbol of friendship and a reminder of shared moments.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] hipflask [finesmithing]
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemcutting pattern book.
description:
Made from [metal], this hipflask has been expertly crafted to fit the contours of the body comfortably.  The cap, also made from <metal>, features a setting for a large gem.  Surely only the finest spirits would be carried in a vessel of this quality and style.

appraise_text:
The [adjective] [metal] hipflask is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of [metal] and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] lapel pin [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemcutting pattern book.
description:
Expertly crafted from [metal], this stylish lapel pin would make a stunning addition to any suit jacket.  A setting for a medium gem is on prominent display at one end of the pin.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] tiara [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 24 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemcutting pattern book.
description:
This [adjective] tiara features lovingly shaped swirls of [metal] which increase in size to form a peak in the centre that displays a setting for a huge gem.  On either side of it, in smaller swirls, are two empty large gem settings.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] daisy bracelet [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemcutting pattern book.
description:
Expertly crafted leaves of [metal] gently curve in a graceful circle to create this delicate bracelet.  Exquisitely detailed daisies, also made from [metal], nestle lovingly amongst the leaves, their centres formed by four empty small gem settings.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] engagement ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
Deftly crafted from [metal] this solid band serves as the backdrop to a setting for a large gem; a symbol of love.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] heart engagement ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
A band of [metal] has been sculpted into a ring of delicate love hearts.  A setting for a medium gem has been set into it as a promise of marriage.


item_name: [adjective] gaudy [metal] ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
A setting for a huge gem takes centre stage on this [adhective] designed ring that features swirls of [metal].


item_name: [adjective] [metal] cobra ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
A cobra crafted from [metal] coils around to form this ring.  The snake's hooded head is raised as if poised to strike.  Eyes take the form of two empty tiny gem settings.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] viper ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
This [metal] ring represents a viper, its body coiled in a circle.  A zigzag pattern has been etched into its back, and the head with eyes of two empty tiny gem settings is reared to strike.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] black widow ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
A delicate filigree band of [metal] forms an intricate spider web which encircles the finger, while a [metal] black widow spider sits patiently on the front of the ring.  The characteristic hourglass marking on its back has been beautifully reproduced and accented with two empty tiny gem settings.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] raven ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
Deftly sculpted from [metal], this ring's band is formed by a row of detailed eyeballs.  An impressive depiction of a sleek yet haughty raven in profile graces the front of the ring with a setting for a tiny gem for its eye and a setting for a medium gem clutched in its beak, symbolic of a freshly plucked eyeball.


item_name: [adjective] banded [metal] ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
Three bands of [metal] seem to merge to form this simple yet elegant ring.  Featured on the top of the ring, with no further ornamentation, is a setting for a large gem.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] scorpion ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
Mounted on the front of this simple [metal] band is a scorpion, crafted from the same metal.  Its tail is arched and poised to strike, while the sting drips with a drop of venom, represented by a setting for a tiny gem.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] frog ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, jewelled ring pattern book.
description:
The band of this ring is sculpted to resemble a branch in texture and design.  An exquisitely crafted tree frog sits atop it, with two empty tiny gem settings as its bulging eyes.


item_name: [metal] crescent moon ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, light green cloth-bound pattern book.
description:
This slim, pretty ring consists of a delicate band of [metal], wrought in the form of a dozen crescent moons overlapping around its length.  Lovingly detailed as they are, the moons could have fallen from an autumn sky.


item_name: little [metal] country cottage figurine [inkwell] [finesmithing]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, light green cloth-bound pattern book.
description:
This lovingly made [metal] cottage has a deep well for ink where the chimney-pot would normally be, and every detail of the thatch has been lovingly engraved.  The window-boxes are crowded with flowers, and a horseshoe hangs above the front door.

appraise_text:
The little [metal] country cottage figurine is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of [metal] and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: [metal] cat pendant [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, light green cloth-bound pattern book.
description:
This [metal] pendant has been lovingly shaped into a cute, whimsical cat, curled up as though fast asleep between the wearer's collarbones where it hangs from its ribbon.


item_name: [metal] plate [finesmithing]
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, light green cloth-bound pattern book.
description:
This [metal] plate, solid and sturdy, won't shame any dinner table.  The beading around the edge is elegantly simple, done with a deft hand.

appraise_text:
The [metal] plate is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of [metal].  It can hold about 5 pounds.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] sword necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
An exquisitely crafted sword-shaped pendant of [metal] dangles from a sturdy chain of the same material.  The sword, although small, is wonderfully detailed, even down to the groove in the blade and the binding of the hilt.  The edge of the blade is quite sharp, and could probably be quite dangerous if handled carelessly.  A splendid setting for a medium gem gleams in the hilt of the sword.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] flame ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
This superbly crafted [metal] ring bears an exquisitely detailed depiction of the Undying Flame, famously stolen from the gods by Mazda, the Disc's first thief.  Its detail is such that the flame seems to flicker enticingly, the setting for a small gem reflecting eldritch lights.


item_name: pair of [adjective] [metal] cat earrings [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
A distinctly feline pair of [metal] earrings.  A pair of cats' heads in profile, they have been lovingly hand-crafted by a true lover of all things feline, as evidenced by the very essence of catness they exude.  Each cat has its ears pricked and a knowing smile upon its face.  In place of eyes, they feature two empty tiny gem settings.  They seem to purr quietly.


item_name: pair of [adjective] [metal] cabbage earrings [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
Each intricately crafted earring is formed by a single piece of [metal].  The earrings feature four empty tiny gem settings in place of eyes.  They gaze lovingly at their wearer.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] cat brooch [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
A delicately-made [metal] brooch, made to look like a cat's head.  Its ears are pricked, and instead of eyes it features two empty tiny gem settings.  It seems to gaze dreamily into space


item_name: [adjective] [metal] cabbage brooch [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
This intricately crafted brooch is formed by a single piece of [metal].  The brooch features two empty tiny gem settings in place of eyes.  They gaze lovingly at their wearer.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] wizard hat necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
A tiny [metal] wizard hat dangles from a pretty chain.  The hat is delicately etched with stars, and a setting for a tiny gem sparkles in place of the central star.


item_name: pair of [adjective] [metal] filigree nipple rings [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
The curliqued filigree hanging from this pair of [metal] nipple rings swirls around two empty tiny gem settings, displaying and accentuating them.  The delicate patterns mesmerize the eye, hinting at stars and clouds in a night sky.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] severed horse head necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
The severed horse head pendant dangling from this [metal] necklace might be a perfect match for the headless horse said to terrorise the village of Slippery Hollow.  Its setting for a medium gem eyes stare menacingly at the world as though contemplating its next victim.  But... a mere pendant couldn't possible do any harm.  Could it?


item_name: [adjective] [metal] windmill necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, gemmed jewellery pattern book.
description:
The pendant dangling from this [metal] necklace is a nearly perfect replica of the windmill at Slippery Hollow.  Delicately etched lines show the door and windows, and the four blades rotate around the setting for a small gem which forms the centrepiece.


item_name: [metal] oak leaf ring [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, goldsmith's pattern book.
description:
This heavy, ornate ring consists of a thick band of [metal], wrought in the form of a dozen intricately detailed oak leaves overlapping around its length.  A single acorn, done in low relief, sits cradled between the leaves in the centre.  The leaves look as crisp and fresh as if they'd been plucked just that moment from a flourishing tree in the height of summer.


item_name: [metal] cabbage brooch [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, goldsmith's pattern book.
description:
An elegant [metal] disc has been shaped to resemble a lovingly detailed cabbage, each frond picked out in low relief and a pair of eyes peeking shyly from the centre with an adoring gaze.  They almost seem to follow you around the room, and the overall effect is of a piece of jewellery that doesn't need a pin and is held on simply by a pure and overwhelming desire to snuggle up to its wearer.


item_name: [metal] wise old owl statuette [inkwell] [finesmithing]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, goldsmith's pattern book.
description:
This lovingly made [metal] owl statuette has wide round eyes and tufted ears, and every feather has been painstakingly picked out in lifelike detail.  You could almost imagine that her beak would open for a soft hoot of affection and understanding, or a word of comforting wisdom.  A deep well in her head provides the perfect place for ink, and words written with it may well be wise ones.

appraise_text:
The gold wise old owl statuette is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of [metal] and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: [metal] chain of stars [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, goldsmith's pattern book.
description:
A slim, delicate [metal] chain supports a dozen shimmering, twinkling stars, the largest no bigger than a child's fingernail.  Each has been lovingly shaped and polished, and the subtle variations in the metal lend each star its own individual magic.  The small movements as they hang from the necklace chain draw the eye, sending the subtlest of glints and twinkles across to anyone watching.


item_name: [metal] tankard [finesmithing]
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, goldsmith's pattern book.
description:
Short, sturdy, and smoothly curved, this beautifully crafted [metal] tankard has been forged in the shape of an ale barrel.  The grain of the planks has been skilfully brought out, and the handle is shaped like a straining cellarman pushing it along a pub floor.

appraise_text:
The [metal] tankard is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of [metal] and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] raincloud necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
Exquisitely fine [metal] links, each expertly crafted to symbolise a wisp of cloud, intertwine to form a chain from which a heavier cloud hangs.  The heavier cloud, also of [metal], carries the promise of a slight shower with raindrops of three empty tiny gem settings hanging from it.  Such is the level of craftsmanship that this pendant could easily be from Pishe's own personal collection.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] ball of fluff necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
A cute little ball of fluff with two empty tiny gem settings for eyes has been skilfully crafted from [metal] and hangs from a delicate chain.  One can almost feel the softness of the fluff by looking at it and even Gufnork himself would be proud to own this item.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] fishing rod brooch [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
This outstandingly elegant brooch has been expertly crafted from pure [metal] to depict a swishy fishing rod.  A chain of fine links hangs from the very tip of the rod to represent the fishing line and a startlingly lifelike fish, also in [metal], has been hooked on the end.  The intricately detailed reel of the rod has been further accented with a setting for a small gem.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] fish bracelet [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
This incredibly detailed [metal] bracelet is formed by a series of fish, each biting the tail of the next.  Their scales gleam and glisten, and they almost seem to wriggle in piscine delight.  One fish, larger than the rest, wears a knowing smile and a setting for a large gem for an eye.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] dust devil necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
A delicately-made spiral of [metal] twirls slowly on a beautiful chain.  The dust devil it represents almost seems to come alive as light catches the setting for a tiny gem placed in the centre.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] vulture bracelet [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
This exquisitely crafted [metal] bracelet embraces the wrist with the wings of a vulture.  Each feather is distinct, so lovingly made that they seem to rustle in the breeze.  The vulture's head rises proudly in the centre of the bracelet and glares balefully at the world through glittering eyes of two empty medium gem settings.


item_name: [adjective] [metal] coathanger necklace [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
Gapp would beam ecstatically at the wearer of this exceedingly fashionable pendant.  It takes the shape of a star, formed by two exquisitely shaped coathangers studded with four empty tiny gem settings.  It catches the light enticingly as it hangs from a expertly crafted chain of [metal].


item_name: [adjective] [metal] seven handed brooch [finesmithing]
appraise_text: It is made of [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 16 g
special_find_note: Player made from finesmithing, religious jewellery pattern book.
description:
Seven hands have been expertly sculpted from [metal], creating this somewhat creepy brooch.  Each hand is so detailed that individual nails and knuckles can be seen on them clearly.  Seven empty tiny gem settings are clasped greedily within the hands, in a fitting tribute to Sek.


item_name: [colour] [wood] staff [woodworking]
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, bodger's pattern book.
description:
Slender and wieldy, this staff is six feet of [wood] shaped and balanced to be almost perfect for spellcasting or banishing demons the violent way.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] wand [woodworking]
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, bodger's pattern book.
description:
You recognise the [colour] [wood] wand to be an ordinary nonmagical wand.  Slender and wieldy, this wand is a foot and a half of [wood] which tapers in gentle recurving arcs towards its tip.  The tip itself has been cleverly carved to resemble a faceted crystal, and the grip sits firmly and comfortably in a wizard's hand.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] wand is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: [colour] [wood] flute [woodworking]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, bodger's pattern book.
description:
This is a beautiful [wood] flute, clearly made by a master artisan.  The holes are perfectly positioned, and the mouthpiece is adorned with tiny intricate vines and flowers.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] flute is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: [colour] [wood] pen [woodworking]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Slender but still authoritative-looking, this beautifully made [wood] pen seems almost as though it could write nothing foolish or untrue.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] pen is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

special_find_note:
Player made from woodworking, bodger's pattern book.  Needs a player made finesmithing nib to attach to complete.


item_name: [colour] [wood] walking stick [woodworking]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Notes: Player made from woodworking, bodger's pattern book.
description:
This is a slender but sturdy [wood] walking stick, topped with a smoothly rounded knob upon which perches a beautifully carved owl.  Her huge, rounded eyes seem to hold a great deal of wisdom, and her beak is slightly parted as if to let out a soft hoot.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] walking stick is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: large wooden club
weight: 3 7/9 lb
description:
This is a great length of wood, carved to let you get a good swing at someone with it.  You hope you are never on the receiving end of such a blow.

appraise_text:
The large wooden club is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: beekeeper's veil
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large, floppy white hat, whose incredibly unstylish appearance is not improved by the fine netting that descends from the brim, fitting snugly around the throat.  It looks as if it might be effective at keeping bees off your face, if you're lucky and they're not too annoyed.

appraise_text:
The beekeeper's veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown linen shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This shirt is made from thick brown linen.  It has buttons running up the front and at the cuffs.  The brown linen shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The brown linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: sensible black cotton skirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is an unflattering, modest piece of attire worn to hide the shape and/or location of one's legs.  It is woven from thick cotton and hangs from hip to ankles, concealing everything underneath it well.  The sensible black cotton skirt has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The sensible black cotton skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: rubber chicken
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a lump of rubber that vaguely represents a chicken.  It looks like the sort of thing a real joker would carry around.

appraise_text:
The rubber chicken is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of steel vambraces
weight: 7lb
description:
These tubular steel plates protect the lower and upper arm, luckily having a separate plate at the elbow, the couter, to allow the wearer's arm to bend.  Earlier versions did not accommodate this, often to the wearer's expense (and their opponent's amusement).  They have large pauldrons to protect the shoulders, and circular besagews to protect the armpit.

appraise_text:
The pair of steel vambraces is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: leather bevor
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This bevor provides average protection for the neck.  It's made of wax-hardened leather making it stiff and strong.  The bevor ties at the back of the neck using leather laces.

appraise_text:
The leather bevor is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: meridian axe
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This hand-axe is simple in design, merely being two curved crescent blades overlapping each other.  Apart from the cloth-bound handle comprising of the middle of one of the two crescents, every edge of this axe has been sharpened to allow for a variety of painful techniques.

appraise_text:
The meridian axe is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: pair of broken glasses
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of plain eyeglasses has been dropped, stepped on, lost in the wash, and otherwise abused too many times to count.  The lenses are cracked and about to pop out of their frames, which are bent and twisted almost to unusability.  A piece of tape holds the nosepiece together.

appraise_text:
The pair of broken glasses is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of green trousers
description: This is a pair of nauseating green trousers. The green is nauseating, not the trousers.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of green trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tawny yellow tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is tawny yellow colour.

appraise_text:
The tawny yellow tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is tawny yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: carving knife
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a knife such as you might use to carve up your Octeday roast, and then use to substantiate your arguments with your spouse as to who should do the washing up.

appraise_text:
The carving knife is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of Copra-bottle glasses
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The round lenses of these glasses are so thick they look as if they could be made from the bottom of Copra-Cola bottles.  They are so thick that they ensure that anyone looking through them would certainly not experience improved vision and in fact would be lucky to see through them at all.

appraise_text:
The pair of Copra-bottle glasses is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: short-sleeved white cotton shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This rather tight shirt is made out of white cotton and has practical, if not so cool, short sleeves, just short enough to be a little bit too short.  The only breast pocket sports a practical, if not so cool, pocket protector to stop your stylus from making holes in your shirt.  Any mother doing the washing and mending of clothes for her son would surely approve.

appraise_text:
The short-sleeved white cotton shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of orthopedic sandals
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These orthopedic sandals have been shaped to fit the form of the foot just right and give support to all the right places.  They are neither fashionable nor sexy but very practical and just the thing your mum would approve of.

appraise_text:
The pair of orthopedic sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain white thobe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A loose white robe which is designed to cover the entire body and gather together at the waist, bound by a thick white rope like belt.  It is very effective at deflecting the sun's rays and ideal for any camel riding out in the hot deserts.

appraise_text:
The plain white thobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain guttrah
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A simple strip of material which is draped across the head and left to fall across the neck and back.  The material is a plain white cotton fabric and the entire piece is held onto the head by a plain white material band.

appraise_text:
The plain guttrah is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: abacus
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Polished wooden beads slide freely along the parallel rods of this device, the whole surrounded by a sturdy frame.  Used properly, it can be of great assistance in calculations, such as the conversion of sums between currencies.  Used improperly, it makes a rather cumbersome rattle.

appraise_text:
The abacus is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rope belt
description: A length of rope tied into a belt.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The rope belt is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of rope and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen tunic
description: This white linen tunic is light and loose-fitting, perfect for a hot climate.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white linen tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: copper short sword
description: This Djelian short sword is made of copper. The tapering blade is very sharp and totally straight.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The copper short sword is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of copper and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: [adjective] plate [pottery]
description: A stylish clay plate with nice detailing on the edge.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street, Royal Market, Zaxiteles.
appraise_text:
The [adjective] plate is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage teapot [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
An [adjective] teapot, made of rather fine quality pottery.  It is an excellent example of the Sto Lattian school of pottery-making.

appraise_text:
The classy cabbage teapot is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] jug [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
An [adjective] jug, made of rather fine quality pottery, perfect for holding cream, water or the blood of ceremonial victims.

appraise_text:
The [adjective] jug is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] mug [pottery]
description: A painstakingly formed pottery mug.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market, Zaxiteles.
appraise_text:
The [adjective] mug is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage bowl [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
An [adjective] bowl, made of rather fine quality pottery.  It is an excellent example of the Sto Lattian school of pottery-making.

appraise_text:
The fine cabbage bowl is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage plate [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A painstakingly formed pottery plate, in the traditional Sto Lat shape of - well, not to put too fine a point on it, of a cabbage.

appraise_text:
The pleasant cabbage plate is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage saucer [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A [adjective] saucer made of pottery so fine it's almost translucent.  It is shaped beautifully, like the opened young leaves from the heart of a fresh cabbage... really, it must be from Sto Lat.

appraise_text:
The beautiful cabbage saucer is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage jug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A [adjective] jug, made of rather fine quality pottery.  It is an excellent example of the Sto Lattian school of pottery-making.

appraise_text:
The fine cabbage jug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: clay tube [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, all except Zaxiteles.
description:
This hollow clay tube seems to serve no obvious function, although maybe it could be made into something else with a pottery brush.

appraise_text:
The clay tube is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: hollow clay ball [pottery]
description: This hollow ball has been moulded from clay.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, all except Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The hollow clay ball is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: [adjective] dragon mug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A [adjective] pottery swamp dragon mug, with a dopily beaming swamp dragon's head sticking out of one side and a tail curving up to form the handle.  It looks as though someone thought it would be jolly.

appraise_text:
The fine dragon mug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] saucer [pottery]
description: A [adjective] saucer, made of very fine pottery, beautifully rounded with a scalloped edge.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street, Royal Market.
appraise_text:
The fine saucer is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] dragon teapot [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A [adjective] pottery swamp dragon teapot, with a dopily beaming swamp dragon's head sticking out of one side and a tail curving up to form the handle.  It looks as though someone thought it would be jolly.

appraise_text:
The classy dragon teapot is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cabbage mug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A painstakingly formed pottery mug, in the traditional Sto Lat shape of - well, not to put too fine a point on it, of a cabbage.

appraise_text:
The fine cabbage mug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] bowl [pottery]
description: An artistically small clay bowl.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market, Ninja guild, Zaxiteles.
appraise_text:
The pleasant bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] small pot [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
description:
Lovingly crafted, this pot would look equally good displayed in a museum or on a table in one's home.

appraise_text:
The classy small pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] small bowl [pottery]
description: This is a small rounded clay bowl.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
appraise_text:
The fine small bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] oval plate [pottery]
description: A nice pleasant plate.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
appraise_text:
The pleasant oval plate is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: [adjective] ink well [pottery]
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street, Sung estate, Ninja guild.
description:
With elegantly curved sides and a fluted rim, this clay ink well would inspire anyone to great feats of writing.

appraise_text:
The fine ink well is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, seven items, or about 5 shots.


item_name: [adjective] large pot [pottery]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
description:
Skilfully crafted, this large pot would look equally good displayed in a museum or on a table in one's home.

appraise_text:
The traditional large pot is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] fruit bowl [pottery]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
description:
This is a large rounded pottery bowl, skilfully made, with a fluted rim and carvings of apples and pears around the outside.

appraise_text:
The fine fruit bowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] round standing vase [pottery]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
description:
This [adjective] vase is a fine example of what an artist can do with a bit of clay.  Richly detailed, but elegant in its simplicity, it is a stunning sight to behold.

appraise_text:
The stylish round standing vase is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] square standing vase [pottery]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street.
description:
This skilfully crafted pottery vase would make any flowers it holds look like weeds compared to its simple yet elegant beauty.  It is square-based rather than round, and the stylishly angular effect is softened by the vertical curves, as it sweeps in towards a deliciously tapered waist and out again to the mouth.

appraise_text:
The classy square standing vase is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] standing vase [pottery]
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Ninja guild.
description:
Tall and with a flat base, this pleasant vase serves its purpose as a work of art rather than a mere container.  A quantum weather butterfly, its wings able to change the world with a single flap, has been stained on the vase in indigo.

appraise_text:
The pleasant standing vase is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] olpe jug [pottery]
description: This [adjective] olpe is a tall jug with a long high handle.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
appraise_text:
The pretty olpe jug is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] arranging vase [pottery]
description: A [adjective] vase designed to display an arrangement of flowers.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Ninja guild.
appraise_text:
The [adjective] arranging vase is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] wall plate [pottery]
description: This wall plate is circular with a gentle curve.
weight: 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Ninja guild.
appraise_text:
The fine wall plate is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: [adjective] pot [pottery]
description: This artistically crafted pot has a circular base and straight sides.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Ninja guild.
appraise_text:
The fine pot is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] Ephebian bowl [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
An elegantly made Ephebian bowl.  Elegant but simple, it will beautifully hold anything that you put in it.

appraise_text:
The fine Ephebian bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] kylix cup [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
This precisely crafted kylix is almost a piece of art.  Held by its two stately handles, drinking from this fine cup would make anyone feel honoured.

appraise_text:
The fine kylix cup is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] pyxis [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
Precisely crafted, this little round container has a matching rounded lid that fits it perfectly.  It's a fine pyxis, fit for a fine Ephebian lady.

appraise_text:
The fine pyxis is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] oinochoe jug [pottery]
description: This elegant oinochoe is a tall jug with a long high handle.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
appraise_text:
The elegant oinochoe jug is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: [adjective] Ephebian pot [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
A modern Ephebian piece of pottery.  More graceful than your average jar, this pot was very deftly made.

appraise_text:
The modern Ephebian pot is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] amphora vase [pottery]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
An attractive amphora was elegantly made at the Chronides pottery workshop.  This very large vase has two convenient handles and was designed for transporting and storing grapes, olive oil, wine, olives, grain, fish, and other things.

appraise_text:
The attractive amphora vase is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] pelike vase [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
This creative pelike vase is about two feet tall and serves as a functional storage container for water, wine or oil.  It has a wide flanged mouth, a narrow neck, and an almost spherical body.  Its two handles run almost straight up between its body and the lip of its mouth.  Its painstakingly crafted form indicates the skills of its creator.

appraise_text:
The creative pelike vase is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: [adjective] hydria vase [pottery]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Chronides farmstead.
description:
This elegant hydria is an Ephebian vase used for storing and carrying water.  It has two short horizontal handles on either side of its large round body, designed for lifting and carrying it.  Its unusual third vertical handle is used when pouring the water out.  There is no question that this particular hydria was skillfully made.

appraise_text:
The elegant hydria vase is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] tea bowl [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
description:
It is a small and masterfully crafted tea bowl.  The sober elegance of this bowl makes it the perfect item to cradle in one's hand and impress any observers.

appraise_text:
The beautiful tea bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] sake cup [pottery]
description: This elegant sake cup has a heightened base and a slightly rounded rim.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The classy sake cup is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] sake jug [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
description:
Formed in the traditional Agatean style, this sake jug has a slender body and graceful neck with a flaring mouth.

appraise_text:
The traditional sake jug is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] ginger jar [pottery]
description: The elegant curves of this fine ginger jar speak of the talent of a master potter.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The fine ginger jar is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] rice bowl [pottery]
description: This skilfully crafted rice bowl has a delightful conical shape with a small straight base.
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The fine rice bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] Sung vase [pottery]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
description:
This skilfully crafted Sung style vase would make a fine centrepiece to any room.  Tall and sleek, it stands out with the sheer elegance of its curves.

appraise_text:
The classy Sung vase is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] ornate bowl [pottery]
description: A traditional ornate bowl, possibly designed for displaying fruit.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The traditional ornate bowl is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] wall fan [pottery]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
description:
This large Agatean folding fan has been worked out in ceramics with a refined ornamental handle.  While it cannot be closed, it would look perfect on the wall of any Agatean home.

appraise_text:
The fine wall fan is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: piece of potter's clay
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a piece of potter's clay.  You could probably cast a piece of pottery with it if you had access to the right equipment.

appraise_text:
The piece of potter's clay is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay.


item_name: [adjective] tiny bowl [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A tiny beautiful saucer made of pottery so fine it's almost translucent.  The shape is simple and lightly elegant - it would almost be a shame to hold olives and grapes and such rather than displaying it.

appraise_text:
The beautiful tiny bowl is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] small amphora [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A traditional amphora, made of rather fine quality pottery, perfect for holding wine, water or the blood of ceremonial victims.

appraise_text:
The traditional small amphora is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: [adjective] cockatrice teapot [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A traditional pottery cockatrice teapot, with a dopily beaming baby cockatrice's head sticking out of one side as the spout and a tail curving up to form the handle.  It looks as though someone thought it would be jolly.

appraise_text:
The traditional cockatrice teapot is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] medium amphora [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A fine amphora, made of rather fine quality pottery, perfect for holding wine, water or the blood of ceremonial victims.

appraise_text:
The fine medium amphora is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] penguin mug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A fine mug, made of rather fine quality pottery.  It is an excellent example of the Ephebian school of pottery-making.

appraise_text:
The fine penguin mug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cockatrice mug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
A painstakingly formed pottery mug, shaped like a dopey-looking baby cockatrice.  Only a true collector could love this mug.

appraise_text:
The pleasant cockatrice mug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] large amphora [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Zaxiteles.
description:
An artistically formed pottery amphora, with a pair of pleasant handles on either side of the long neck.

appraise_text:
The pleasant large amphora is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] statue of a peacock [pottery]
description: This statue is a fine example of the classical art form of pottery.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The traditional statue of a peacock is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: clay flute [blowpipe] [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, using a player made hollow clay tube.
description:
Deftly made from clay, this flute has a series of air holes spread evenly down its length.  The inside is scored with a number of lines to aid in gripping a dart, clearly the flute could double as a handy blowpipe.

appraise_text:
The clay flute is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and could be used as a fired weapon.


item_name: clay flute [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, using a player made hollow clay tube.
description:
A number of evenly spaced holes runs along the length of this flute which has been lovingly made from clay.

appraise_text:
The clay flute is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and appears to be a musical instrument from the wind family.


item_name: clay blowpipe [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, using a player made hollow clay tube.
description:
This simple blowpipe has been skillfully fashioned out of clay.  The inside of the tube has been scored with a few evenly spaced lines to help grip a dart placed inside the pipe.

appraise_text:
The clay blowpipe is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and could be used as a fired weapon.


item_name: [adjective] smoking pipe [pottery]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, using a player made hollow clay tube.
description:
Crafted in an appealing, rustic design, this charming smoking pipe brings to mind all the good things in a simple country life.  It has no tobacco in it.

appraise_text:
The charming smoking pipe is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: silver pipe
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a beautiful silver pipe.  It has a depiction of an ivy vine engraved along its length.  It has no tobacco in it.

appraise_text:
The silver pipe is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: clay pipe
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pipe is made from clay and has a long curving stem.  The bowl has been carved to resemble a large acorn.

appraise_text:
The clay pipe is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: long pipe
description: This is a long graceful clay pipe. It has no tobacco in it.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The long pipe is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: black conch
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a medium-sized black conch shell.  It's a very nice conch, though.  You definitely haven't seen many better conch shells than this.  It's a premium quality conch.  Can you tell I'm rambling?

appraise_text:
The black conch is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: electrum hairclip
appraise_text: It is made of silver and gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is an ornamental hairclip made from electrum.  It would be possible to clip your hair out of your eyes with it if you wished.  A simple pattern of lazy curves and spirals has been engraved into its surface.


item_name: hardened leather breastplate
weight: 6 3/9 lb
description:
This is a breastplate made of hardened leather.  It has been reinforced by two circular steel plates positioned over the chest.

appraise_text:
The hardened leather breastplate is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of metal gauntlets
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of gauntlets made from lots of pieces of metal painstakingly joined together by some poor soul.  They are relatively heavy and restrict your movement somewhat.

appraise_text:
The pair of metal gauntlets is about three inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: crimson rag
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This crimson rag is used to distinguish between rival factions of children.  If someone were to be caught in the wrong neighbourhood wearing the wrong colour, they would be in for some serious trouble.

appraise_text:
The crimson rag is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is crimson and is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo rag
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This indigo rag is used to distinguish between rival factions of children.  If someone were to be caught in the wrong neighbourhood wearing the wrong colour, they would be in for some serious trouble.

appraise_text:
The indigo rag is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is indigo and is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of scuffed leather shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Thin, partly cracked leather acts as an outer cover for these shoes, providing some warmth and comfort for the feet, although not too much.  Slightly worn soles make up the rest of these shoes, and neatly match the worn and dulled leather which the shoes are made out of.

appraise_text:
The pair of scuffed leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rice brooch
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A tiny diamond has been lovingly carved into a grain of rice.  It is mounted on a small pin for pinning to your outfit.  This tiny piece of jewellery is a subtle piece, suitable for a sophisticated lady.


item_name: blue collar
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a ragged, blue leather collar, used for distinguishing between rival factions of dogs.  Whether the dogs have somehow acquired such collars themselves or through some human benefactor remains a mystery.

appraise_text:
The blue collar is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is blue and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: great helm
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a cylindrical, flat-topped, steel helm.  It has two narrow slits at eye-level to allow vision, and a number of holes in the lower half to permit the luxury of breathing.  It has a heavily padded interior, and has leather straps to hold it firmly in place upon the head.

appraise_text:
The great helm is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: boring old book
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 23b02239e82d79114ade99fb50ba2cb35db845a2
description:
Even the shabby black cover of this essay on something or another looks dull.  The writing inside is completely unreadable and is liable to turn the brain to cream cheese within thirty seconds.

appraise_text:
The boring old book is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: dreary old book
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 23b02239e82d79114ade99fb50ba2cb35db845a2
description:
What a horribly dreary book.  The cover is faded and patchy, and the style of writing is completely impenetrable.

appraise_text:
The dreary old book is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mouldering old book
weight: about six pounds
special_find_note: 23b02239e82d79114ade99fb50ba2cb35db845a2
description:
This book has aged so badly that you can hardly bear to touch it.  The smell of ancient paper wafts from it.

appraise_text:
The mouldering old book is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: musty old book
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 23b02239e82d79114ade99fb50ba2cb35db845a2
description:
This horribly musty old book talks in-depth about complicated philosophical ideas which nobody in their right mind would find interesting.

appraise_text:
The musty old book is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: stuffy old book
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 23b02239e82d79114ade99fb50ba2cb35db845a2
description:
Nobody could possibly read this discussion of ethics without becoming horribly bogged down in the author's stuffy, hideously dull style of writing.

appraise_text:
The stuffy old book is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mail hauberk
weight: 32 8/9 lb
description:
This coat of link mail is long-sleeved, covers the torso, and reaches down to the knees.  It is made of thousands of tiny steel hoops, each hoop attached to four others forming an intricate meshwork of metal.

appraise_text:
The mail hauberk is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black rag
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This black rag is used to distinguish between rival factions of children.  If someone were to be caught in the wrong neighbourhood wearing the wrong colour, they would be in for some serious trouble.

appraise_text:
The black rag is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of soft leather gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The material of these gloves is quite soft and pleasant to wear.  They are not designed for heavy work.

appraise_text:
The pair of soft leather gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of lacy cotton underwear
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A lacy, partially revealing set of underwear.  This is not wonderfully comfortable, but you can live with it.

appraise_text:
The set of lacy cotton underwear is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of green underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are very sensible pants.  Y-fronts, no less.  They have a handy flap at the front for access and elasticated legs for your safety and comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of green underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow smock
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple, yellow, linen smock with a pleated appearance.  It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.

appraise_text:
The yellow smock is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ploughshare
description: This is a simple wooden farm tool, not much of a weapon.
weight: 7 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ploughshare is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: knife
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This is a medium-sized knife, the sort of thing someone might keep in a boot to ward off a would-be attacker.  You just have to hope that it's not then used to prepare your dinner.

appraise_text:
The knife is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: bastard sword
weight: 4lb
description:
This is a great big hand and a half sword that looks like it could be used to hit people hard with.  Share and enjoy.

appraise_text:
The bastard sword is about four and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: pair of leather vambraces
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of wax-hardened leather sleeves that cover the wearer's arms from the wrist to the elbow.  Each one has three tough leather straps on the forearm side to fasten it in place, and to accommodate different sizes of wearer.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather vambraces is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of leather greaves
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
These wax-hardened leather greaves would go some way to protecting your shins from unwanted attention.  They have small, adjustable straps at the back of them for that classic one-size-doesn't-quite-fit-all feel.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather greaves is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: battered iron sword
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This two-handed sword has seen better days.  It's battered and heavily notched, but someone has spared the time to give it a good rag-and-polish.  There are probably better weapons you could use for the time-honoured task of slicing people into little bits.

appraise_text:
The battered iron sword is about three and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: leather undershirt
weight: 2lb
description:
This soft leather shirt mainly serves as padding underneath a suit of chainmail or other heavy armour, while providing minimal protection by itself.  You would, however, feel slightly more comfortable while wearing this.

appraise_text:
The leather undershirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of metal clad boots
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of boots made predominantly of metal. They are all held together by a lot of pieces of leather.  They look extremely tough, and make walking a little difficult.  They are also quite heavy.

appraise_text:
The pair of metal clad boots is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of mail mittens
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
These mittens have link mail covering the back of the hand, whilst the palm is covered by a piece of hard wearing leather.

appraise_text:
The pair of mail mittens is roughly a couple of inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: padded aketon
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a padded coat of leather, which has been stuffed with cotton to help it absorb blows more readily.  It is long sleeved, and reaches down to just below the waist.

appraise_text:
The padded aketon is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: short sword scabbard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is a couple of feet long and made from hardened leather.  It is attached to a strip of softer leather that could be tied around the waist like a belt.  It could sheathe a short sword.

appraise_text:
The short sword scabbard is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wooden cane
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a priest's cane.  It is a short length of wood, which curls at one end into a gentle circular hook.  It is unpainted and left totally bare of any decoration, but has been given a smooth finish.

appraise_text:
The wooden cane is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: dirty grey robe
description: This dirty grey robe looks as if someone has slept in a gutter while wearing it.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The dirty grey robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: mail skirt
weight: 17 7/9 lb
description:
This skirt of link mail is secured around the groin to give protection to this vulnerable area.  Due to the flexibility of the link mail it also offers the wearer the useful ability to sit down and use the privy while armoured.

appraise_text:
The mail skirt is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ringmail hauberk
weight: 20lb
description:
This ringmail hauberk is made up of large loops of metal sewn onto a sort of leather jacket that extends down to the knees.

appraise_text:
The ringmail hauberk is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: mail coif
weight: 10 6/9 lb
description:
This is a hood constructed of link mail.  It fits over the head and droops over the shoulders, leaving only the face exposed.  It has a heavily padded interior to reduce the force of attacks, and more importantly to stop hair getting caught in between the tiny little hoops of iron as they rub together, which previously made them excruciatingly painful to remove.

appraise_text:
The mail coif is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: morion
weight: 6lb
description:
This is a cone-shaped helm forged from steel.  It has a wide brim with a roped edge, which comes to a peak at the back and front, and almost sweeps down to a point at either side.  A pronounced comb runs over the top, and it has cheek pieces which lace up just beneath the chin.

appraise_text:
The morion is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: Morporkian gladius
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a finely crafted Morporkian gladius.  The short blade is specifically designed to be used in short thrusting motions from behind a large shield.  Despite its name, this isn't a brick in a sock, but an expertly balanced sword.  It represents one of the pinnacles of Morporkian military achievement.  It isn't intricately designed, going instead for a simplistic minimalist look.  These weapons, when used in massed ranks, are terrifying to fight against.

appraise_text:
The Morporkian gladius is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: mail shirt
weight: 16 6/9 lb
description:
This shirt is made up of thousands of tiny hoops of steel, each one linked to its four closest neighbours to form a complex meshwork of metal.  It is short-sleeved and reaches down to your waist.

appraise_text:
The mail shirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of mail hosen
weight: 18 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of leggings constructed from link mail.  They are padded on the inside, and supported by a strap tied to a leather belt which runs around the interior of the waist line.

appraise_text:
The pair of mail hosen is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: Morporkian gladius scabbard
weight: 1lb
description:
This scabbard is entirely about function, rather than form.  It's the perfect size to sheath a Morporkian gladius.  Two small hippos are branded onto the leather.  It could sheathe a gladius.

appraise_text:
The Morporkian gladius scabbard is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold medallion
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice medallion that has been lovingly crafted from gold.  This is definitely the sort of thing a hairy-chested poseur wouldn't be without.


item_name: soil-encrusted pitchfork
description: This pitchfork has sharp, soil-encrusted tines. Hopefully you've had your tetanus shots.
weight: 3lb
appraise_text:
The soil-encrusted pitchfork is about five feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: studded leather jerkin
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
This is a thick, sleeveless leather jerkin.  It has been reinforced by having hundreds of studs pushed into it at regular intervals.

appraise_text:
The studded leather jerkin is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of leather shoes
description: This is a pair of tough leather shoes. They are quite rugged and hard wearing.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of leather shoes is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: red smock
description: This is a plain, red, linen smock with a pleated appearance. It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red smock is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dagger
description: This is a largish looking knife.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The dagger is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: light blue linen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made of linen dyed to a light blue colour, this homemade gown is a quality garment.  A sensible farmer's wife has probably spent hours making it, and might wear it, since it covers her enough not to be too exciting.  It does cling nicely to the body however, with a fairly high neckline and long sleeves.  The skirt reaches well below the knee.

appraise_text:
The light blue linen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: leather cowl
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This cowl covers the head and shoulders when worn.  It is made of light brown leather and should protect the wearer from passing showers.

appraise_text:
The leather cowl is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is light brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: knitted sweater
description: This is a grey sweater forged and knitted by the dwarfs in the Ramtops, suitable for long walks.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The knitted sweater is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of baggy flannel knickers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of knee-length flannel knickers, evidently designed for practicality rather than fashion.

appraise_text:
The pair of baggy flannel knickers is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of flannel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: splintmail
weight: 20lb
description:
This splint mail is constructed of vertical strips of iron riveted together in an overlapping pattern.  The splints are enclosed by undyed leather on both sides.

appraise_text:
The splintmail is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of old trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This pair of old trousers is very dirty, and doesn't offer much protection.  The pair of old trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of old trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: tawny woollen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This tawny-coloured gown is made of thick woven Ramtops wool.  A seamstress of any kind wouldn't come near such coarse fabric in a gown, but it is eminently suitable for good sturdy farmwives, especially if they happen to live in the cold and harsh Ramtops.  The gown reeks of being sensible and no-nonsense.

appraise_text:
The tawny woollen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of heavy cotton breeches
weight: 1lb
description:
These heavy, brown cotton breeches are quite thick and durable, making them perfect for a person in a physical occupation.  They are thick enough to look as though they would absorb the everyday rigours of farm-work.

appraise_text:
The pair of heavy cotton breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black wool trousers
description: This is a pair of plain, black wool trousers. They are roomy and comfortable, if a bit scratchy.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black wool trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: green smock
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a plain, green, linen smock with a pleated appearance.  It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.

appraise_text:
The green smock is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of peach satin panties
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These panties are made of a scrap of deep peach satin, cut high on the hip.  There isn't much point in wearing them, except that the material feels good against the skin.

appraise_text:
The pair of peach satin panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is peach and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey worsted skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a nice skirt of a smooth grey fabric.  It has a row of buttons up one side and seems to be double-stitched for extra life.  The grey worsted skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The grey worsted skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of black suit trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
These black trousers are about half of a cheap, black suit - a suit that definitely looks like it has seen better days.  Considering the abuse this suit has obviously been recently subjected to, its idea of a better day might be anything short of being recycled into sacking cloth.  The pair of black suit trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black suit trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: leather wallet
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a rather nice black leather wallet.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The leather wallet is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: meat cleaver
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This is a butcher's implement for cutting animal carcasses into joints or pieces.  It is a large, rectangular knife and is quite heavy.

appraise_text:
The meat cleaver is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: inky press hat
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A floppy ink-stained hat of a style once the height of Ankh fashion, but now the sort of thing found in second-hand clothing shops or given to witches as payment.

appraise_text:
The inky press hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of old muddy wellies
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of old wellies.  They are encrusted with what you hope is mud, and have definitely seen better days.  Perfect for muck spreading though.

appraise_text:
The pair of old muddy wellies is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: filthy overcoat
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
This filthy overcoat has a bit of rope as a belt.  It looks like it was stolen from a scarecrow.  The filth that has piled up on it seems to give it a greasy feel and probably would protect you against the rain.  The filthy overcoat has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The filthy overcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: mysterious [colour] stone
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a little [colour] stone.  Most of its body is covered with mystical marks and runes.  One of the runes looks press-able.  It looks as if it wants to fly.

appraise_text:
The mysterious [colour] stone is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is [colour] and is made of rock.


item_name: chainmail miniskirt
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This is an impractical, yet aesthetically pleasing, chainmail miniskirt, supported by leather straps.  Perhaps it's the kind of thing that Herrena the Henna-Haired Harridan might wear to a party, or perhaps a stylish female dwarf, out for a night on the mountain.

appraise_text:
The chainmail miniskirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: chainmail bikini
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This bikini leaves very little to the imagination.  It is basically a few pieces of chainmail, loosely connected together.  The more substantial parts are made from very fine chainmail, which must be drafty to wear, not to mention uncomfortable.

appraise_text:
The chainmail bikini is about nine inches long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of mail chausses
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of what can best be described as link mail socks.  They have leather ties at the top to secure them properly to your legs.

appraise_text:
The pair of mail chausses is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: spiked club
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a great length of wood, carved to let you get a good swing at someone with it.  As if that wasn't bad enough, someone then went and hammered lots of nasty metal spikes into it.

appraise_text:
The spiked club is about four feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: grey pinstripe suit jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
A new, spotless grey pinstripe jacket which positively identifies the wearer as a happy individual with cash to spare.  The grey pinstripe suit jacket has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The grey pinstripe suit jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of black buckled shoes
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These supple black leather shoes are cut very low across the instep, have a slight heel, and are each topped with a big silver buckle.  They would look very posh with buckled breeches and knee hose, and are clearly intended for someone who never has had to do a lick of work in his life.

appraise_text:
The pair of black buckled shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white cotton tunic
description: The tunic is a simple, white, cotton garment that comes down to above the knee.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white cotton tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: flaxen linen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made of linen and not dyed, this homemade gown is a quality garment.  A sensible farmer's wife has probably spent hours making it, and might wear it, since it covers her enough not to be too exciting.  It does cling nicely to the body however, with a fairly high neckline and long sleeves.  The skirt reaches well below the knee.

appraise_text:
The flaxen linen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of woolly underwear
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This full suit of bright red thermal underwear is thoughtfully made of fine wool, tightly woven to keep all that wonderful warmth in!

appraise_text:
The set of woolly underwear is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is bright red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a rather non-descript shade of grey.

appraise_text:
The grey tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: old farming scythe
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
The scythe is made of a very old knotty piece of wood.  It looks fairly solid and quite light, and still has some sharpness on the blade.  However, it does look a little brittle.

appraise_text:
The old farming scythe is about five feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: pair of wooden clogs
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of heavy wooden clogs.  The sole of the clogs is made of wood and the strap is made of red leather.

appraise_text:
The pair of wooden clogs is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green wool shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This shirt is the height of fashion for the rustically inclined.  It is grassy green and the wool it is made of looks the itchy type.

appraise_text:
The green wool shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rose high-heeled shoes
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of rose coloured satin pumps with a dangerously high heel, guaranteed to snap ankles and make even short walks a perilous adventure.  The toe of each shoe is decorated with a pale pink, silk rose.

appraise_text:
The pair of rose high-heeled shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is rose pink and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered white dress
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a relatively plain cotton dress with flowers embroidered on it.  It looks well used and appears to be the type of thing worn by someone who can only afford cheap clothes but still wishes to appear fashionable.

appraise_text:
The embroidered white dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ornate decanter
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This extremely ornate decanter has been fashioned from intricately moulded crystal.  Several upswellings of crystal resemble roses, each with a shimmering octarine at the centre.

appraise_text:
The ornate decanter is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, twelve items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: crystal glass
description: This glass has been fashioned from crystal, with a small octarine set into the base.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
appraise_text:
The crystal glass is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: crystal goblet
description: This goblet has been fashioned from crystal, patterned with a ring of birds around the rim.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
appraise_text:
The crystal goblet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of crystal and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or less than a shot.


item_name: pair of rough hessian trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Hessian, normally used for making sacks and such, is a rather unusual choice for a clothing material.  Indeed, this pair of trousers looks as though it could well have been cut from an old sack; it's not just the extremely coarse cloth that gives the game away, but the faded inkstamp on the right leg, which seems to depict a stylised farmer feeding stylised corn to a flock of stylised chickens.

appraise_text:
The pair of rough hessian trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of hessian and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of clompy boots
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
You'd need some serious leg muscles to be able to walk around in these things.  The soles must be an inch thick, and the toecaps have that characteristic shape that warns of steel beneath.  These are boots for the person who scorns fashion, and likes kicking other people in the shins.

appraise_text:
The pair of clompy boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of deep purple velvet trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Purple has long been held to be the colour of royalty, but no royalty has ever been stylish enough to wear these trousers.  Made from a purple that is so deep and rich it is almost black, these velvet trousers are the ultimate in style.  The pair of deep purple velvet trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of deep purple velvet trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep purple and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: red-brown smock
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a plain, red-brown, linen smock with a pleated appearance.  It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.

appraise_text:
The red-brown smock is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red-brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown turtleneck shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This warm turtleneck shirt, made from thick brown cotton, looks perfect for a voyage across the wet soggy deeps, or just a trip around town.

appraise_text:
The brown turtleneck shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large box [drying machine]
weight: about three pounds
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This large metal box looks as if it is designed to hold something.  A pair of bellows at the back allow heat to be pumped from the compartment built into the box to the main chamber.  It could probably be used to dry food put in it.

appraise_text:
The large box is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or ten items.


item_name: clockwork orange
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This orange is a very punk version of the fruit, and is definitely something you wouldn't eat.  It is orange coloured and round, but looks like it has been assembled by the Unseen University librarian using a very blunt object out of a few bits of metal.  It does have two squishy bits on either side that can be used to squirt its contents at people.

appraise_text:
The clockwork orange is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Klatchian Fire Engine
weight: 7 7/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
The Klatchian Fire Engine is a formidable weapon of war, so bad that it has been banned in eight countries and three religions will excommunicate any members found using it [five more embraced it as a holy weapon].  It is designed to spray flames over anyone standing in front, behind or infact anywhere within a fifty metre radius, including the operator.  It consists of a sort of bin on small squeaky wheels, with various handles, fat leathery bags and a nozzle on the front which you could ignite if you were so inclined.  The leather is well greased and there appears to be oil in the reservoir.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian Fire Engine is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: little metal windmill [toy windmill]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This is a small windmill that has been less than skilfully crafted out of metal to resemble the windmills found in some rural areas of the Disc.  Its tiny leather sails spin slowly in the breeze, and if your lungs haven't been destroyed by breathing Ankh-Morpork air, then you could probably blow on the sails to make them spin fast.

appraise_text:
The little metal windmill is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and leather.


item_name: clockwork soldier
weight: 7/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This is a rather garishly dressed toy soldier.  Wearing a bright red uniform he would have the life expectancy of a chocolate kettle on a real battlefield.  A tiny key sticks out of the back of the soldier, looking incredibly turnable.

appraise_text:
The clockwork soldier is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: clockwork carriage [tiny carriage]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This is a small clockwork replica of the carriage the Patrician uses to travel around Ankh-Morpork, which explains the arrow proof metal sheeting along the side of it, and the high leather seats that can easily be ducked under in times of need.  It has a key sticking out of the top which can be used to wind it up.

appraise_text:
The clockwork carriage is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: little metal castle [miniature castle]
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This is a small scale model of the famous Lancre Castle that has been crafted out of metal by what was probably a blind elephant on crack.  Even so, it does resemble a castle, with little turrets, a courtyard, high walls, a drawbridge and lots of little soldiers.  It would be fun to play games like Sto-Lat invaders with, assuming no one was around to watch you playing with little toys.

appraise_text:
The little metal castle is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: carriage clock
weight: 4 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Can be player made from clockwork parts.
description:
This is a small, square brass clock with a plain white face.  It's the kind of clock one generally receives upon retirement from people with little imagination.  On top of the clock is a small bell that appears to chime the hours.  The clock tells the date as well as the time.

appraise_text:
The carriage clock is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of brass and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: copy of The Green Slab
weight: between 1 3/9 lb and 1 4/9 lb
description:
A lilac green collection of well worn pages that resembles the peeling underside of a very large old slab that might (or might not) have dead people on it.  You could definitely wrap lots of fish and chips with this paper.


item_name: weathered felt hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a worn felt hat with a low pinched crown.  Its broad brim has a dip front and back.  The original owner has gone to great lengths to make sure it has seen as much sun, dirt, dust and livestock as possible in order to give it a lived-in look.

appraise_text:
The weathered felt hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink carnation buttonhole
description: This is a elegant pink carnation, fixed so that it may be worn as a buttonhole in a suit.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pink carnation buttonhole is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of carnations and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: "I Didn't Survive The Netherworld" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a grey t-shirt.  A funky disco sphinx logo has been embroidered into the front in red thread, while the back bears the legend "I Died In The Netherworld and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."  It doesn't say how, but then again, considering the fact that it's called the "Netherworld", there was probably lots of choice.

appraise_text:
The "I Didn't Survive The Netherworld" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red-black shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A strange shade of red-black, this stylish shirt belongs in any well-dressed thief or assassin's wardrobe.  It is so black that the light seems to be sucked right into the fabric.

appraise_text:
The red-black shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey linen shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a grey button-down shirt, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The collar and cuffs are loose enough to let heat out, but the overall design of the shirt is smart and dressy.  The grey linen shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The grey linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: olive and blue chiton
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This knee-length practical chiton is cut in a minimalist design that allows for ease of movement.  It is dyed in dark olive that gradually fades through purple to finally achieve dark blue at the lower hem.  A crest of two crossed paintbrushes has been embroidered at the throat in mahogany brown thread.

appraise_text:
The olive and blue chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is olive green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of bright pink boxer shorts
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a voluminous pair of sexy silk boxer shorts, coloured a striking pink.  A row of black wooden buttons runs up the front for ease of access in those hurried moments.

appraise_text:
The pair of bright pink boxer shorts is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is bright pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: novice's habit
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a simple robe of wool worn by the novices and acolytes of the Listening Monks.  It is made of grey fabric spun and woven of the wool the Ramtops' sheep give in such abundance.

appraise_text:
The novice's habit is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: excessively tropical bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Multi-coloured and vari-shaped tropical fish crowd every inch of this garishly-printed bathing suit.  It might not have ended up quite so visually painful had the colour scheme been a little more restrained, but then again, if restraint is your thing, then this is not your swimsuit.

appraise_text:
The excessively tropical bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bobble hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This woolly bobble hat looks like something your gran uses to keep the teapot warm. It's made with thick wool that still smells of the sheep it came from, oh and there's a big bobble on the top.

appraise_text:
The bobble hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long dove grey skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This long grey skirt slithers around the wearer's hips and thighs in a swirl of silk before falling to the ankles.  A convenient slit on one side allows an occasional provocative glimpse of skin.  It is the same misty, rainy grey as the Circle Sea after a storm.

appraise_text:
The long dove grey skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dove grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: patched smock
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This patched smock is exactly the type of thing you would picture on a poor peasant, ragamuffin, urchin, derelict, or other quaint city inhabitant.  The cuffs are frayed, the collar worn, and the patches are a completely different colour from the brownish, thin material.

appraise_text:
The patched smock is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: scarlet sash
description: This fine sash of scarlet silk is just the kind a senior level wizard would wear.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The scarlet sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is scarlet and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight black leather waistcoat
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Pitch black leather has been tooled into this tight, yet fabulous looking black waistcoat.  Sleeveless, with three large buttons holding it together at the front, it's the perfect top for the pirate who likes to show off.

appraise_text:
The tight black leather waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bulging purse
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This purse has a wire frame in it to make it look as if you have more money than you actually do, rather like those undergarments that are sold in less reputable shops.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The bulging purse is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: cudgel
description: This is pretty much yer basic cudgel- just a bit o' gnarled wood.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The cudgel is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: white short-sleeved cotton shirt
description: This shirt is made from thin white cotton. It has buttons running up the front and short sleeves.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white short-sleeved cotton shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of stained underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are very sensible pants.  Y-fronts, no less.  They have a handy flap at the front for access and elasticated legs for your safety and comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of stained underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it. 


item_name: lamb skin cape
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This short lamb skin cape is great for keeping out the rain and cold.  The outside of the cape is a smooth, brown leather.  The inside of the cape is lined with plush lambs' wool.  The lamb skin cape has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The lamb skin cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: red tunic
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a bright shade of red.

appraise_text:
The red tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is bright red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: threshing flail
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a long, wooden stick, designed to be held with both hands and smashed into the ground.  Many hands have used it, polishing it to a smooth gleam.  From one end hangs the swipe, a shorter, fatter wooden pole, which swings free from an iron loop.  Farm workers would use this to strip valuable grain from mostly useless chaff.  You could probably use it to beat somebody around the head if you want.

appraise_text:
The threshing flail is about six feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: witch's wedding hat
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is not exactly the standard pointy witch's hat.  While it is entirely compliant in the cone and brim department, it is woven from deep black Klatchian silk.  Fresh roses, also black, with petals like the finest velvet, have been liberally wreathed above the brim.  This elegant hat is ideal for any wet hen daring to embark on married life.  The witch's wedding hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The witch's wedding hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: fox fur
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a fox pelt to wrap around your neck.  Take good care of it as the fox did, which needed it more than you.

appraise_text:
The fox fur is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of fox and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black sowrong
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long piece of light cloth, known as the sowrong in the native Genuan language, which can be wrapped into a very attractive skirt.  This is a simple sowrong in utilitarian black.

appraise_text:
The black sowrong is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tsimo loincloth
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This stained garment is basically a large sheet, wrapped and tied into place to protect the voonerables of tsimo wrestlers when they do battle.  It also protects the watchers from an indelicate view.  It has small stains on it, and has seen better days.

appraise_text:
The tsimo loincloth is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: willow withe
description: This is a withe cut from a willow tree.
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Cut from a willow tree using a knife.
appraise_text:
The willow withe is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: [adjective] teapot [pottery]
description: This is a lovingly made teapot, with a delicately moulded rose on one side and an elegant spout.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Cockbill street, Royal Market, Sung estate.
appraise_text:
The classy teapot is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: coat of bronze scale armour
weight: 30lb
description:
This is a leather garment with hundreds of small bronze plates stitched and riveted onto it.  It shows fine workmanship and should protect its wearer well.

appraise_text:
The coat of bronze scale armour is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ceremonial lion head
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This headdress is made from a lion's head.  It forms a sort of cowl, the wearer's head visible only through the jaws.  The lion's mane hangs down over the wearer's back, while its paws rest on the shoulders.

appraise_text:
The ceremonial lion head is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it. 


item_name: khopesh
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This bronze sword has a very sharply curved, sickle-like blade.  Its hilt is long enough to permit a two-handed grip, giving it considerable cutting power.

appraise_text:
The khopesh is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: two-handed sword
weight: 6 2/9 lb
description:
This massive sword is actually bigger than most people.  You'd need to be quite strong to wield it, but if you could it'd really hurt.

appraise_text:
The two-handed sword is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: pair of purple-black trousers
description: These trousers are a sort of purple-black colour, made from a very fine, light, silk fabric.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of purple-black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: bicorne hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made of solemn navy blue wool, this crescent-shaped hat has two blunt points, or hornes, giving the hat its name.  A gold braid runs around the brim.  The bicorne hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The bicorne hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is navy blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pale blue silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of pale blue silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  Delicate raindrops are embroidered along the length, while a fringe of azure crystals tinkle gently with every movement, echoing the sound of raindrops falling.

appraise_text:
The pale blue silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is pale blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: powder-blue bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A simple, neat, modest, powder-blue bathing suit, cut square at the neck with wide shoulder straps.  Its clean, uncluttered, utilitarian lines lend the wearer an air of competence, briskness, and a great liking for listing things.

appraise_text:
The powder-blue bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is powder blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue satin brassiere
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is an extremely scant rich blue satin brassiere that covers a minimal amount of flesh.  The thin straps have been designed to slide off the shoulders, which usually leads to the entire garment slipping away - which is kind of the point.  The blue satin brassiere has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The blue satin brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is rich blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: plain navy blouse
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a plain navy blouse.  It is stunningly unremarkable, being the kind of garment that makes the fashion conscious weep into their flared, ruffled pillows.  It is made from cotton, and a number of simple buttons up the centre are used to seal it shut.  Or indeed, open it, allowing the contents to spill out into your waiting han... actually, let's stop there.  The plain navy blouse has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The plain navy blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is navy blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: toe tag
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small toe tag.  You could probably wear it if you wanted to.  It appears to have something written on it: Benny Smok

appraise_text:
The toe tag is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: trendy skirt
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is the trendiest skirt you have ever seen.  It would look good on anyone and even better on you.  The pattern is almost too good to be true and seems to get more and more perfect the longer you look at it.  The trendy skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The trendy skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: purple silk corset
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This luscious corset is made from shiny purple silk sewn over a sturdier underframe.  Thin rows of black lace run along the borders, and black silk ribbons wind through the laceholes.  Once worn, you can tighten the corset to shape your cleavage, and then loosen it again to remove it.  The purple silk corset has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The purple silk corset is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: blue crystal necklace
appraise_text: It is made of platinum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The necklace consists of a shimmering blue-green crystal at the end of a long platinum chain.  The crystal slides back and forth in appearance between green agate and blue quartz as ripples of colour wash over it.


item_name: pair of lab goggles
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These lab goggles are worn by almost all of the alchemists in the guild.  They perform the very important job of keeping exploding failed experiments away from the eyes of the alchemists.  They also give off that stylish science student look.

appraise_text:
The pair of lab goggles is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy headband
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is the kind of large warm fluffy headband worn by the wild barbarian heroes from the hub.  While wearing this you have no doubt you could defeat impossible odds, gather enough treasure to buy the Disc and become famous throughout the land.

appraise_text:
The fluffy headband is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pointy bathing cap
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The ideal bathing cap for wizards, this bathing cap is pointy and designed off the same template as the traditional wizard's pointy hat complete with mystical sygils and symbols.  

appraise_text:
The pointy bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large emerald green towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This large towel is made from the finest emerald green cotton.  The symbol for Genua, a silhouette of a Mardi Gras mask over a stylised diamond is embroidered on one corner.

appraise_text:
The large emerald green towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is emerald green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking jester costume
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking jester costume.  Including a hat with bells on and a bladder on a stick.  Careful - people could mistake you for a jester while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking jester costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue striped hand towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a smallish towel that is mostly blue with some stripes of white running down its length.  It would be good for small drying jobs or preserving your modesty in a pinch.

appraise_text:
The blue striped hand towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] linen scarf
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A simple strip of coarse-woven white linen, designed to wrap around the head to shield oneself from the sun's glare.

appraise_text:
The white linen scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wheat yellow himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Fluttering elegantly about the wearer's shoulders, this light linen himation has been dyed a cheerful shade of wheat yellow and embroidered with tiny, detailed red poppies and blue cornflowers.  A narrow gold border runs along the hem, catching the light.

appraise_text:
The wheat yellow himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is wheat yellow and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight black cutaway jacket
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Sharply tailored for the gentleman who has a perfect figure and no compunctions at all about displaying it, this fine wool jacket has broad lapels faced with soft black velvet.  The buttons at cuff and waist are covered with the same velvet, with a discreet Assassins' Guild coat of arms worked on each one in black thread.

appraise_text:
The midnight black cutaway jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: jagged bone sword
weight: 3 6/9 lb
description:
This is a huge bone sword, of the type used by the sidekicks of dark lord necromancers.  It's probably more for show than for actual fighting, but it's impressive enough anyhow.

appraise_text:
The jagged bone sword is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: hacksaw
description: This is a small saw, suitable for hacking away (at wood).
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The hacksaw is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: push broom
description: This is a three-foot wide brush on a long stick, useful for sweeping the floors.
weight: 2 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The push broom is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: saw
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a saw typical of the sort used in carpentry.  It isn't as finely made as the dwarfish saws but it suffices for ordinary household repairs.

appraise_text:
The saw is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: small hammer
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a small hammer such as might be used in geological surveying.  It's made of some sort of hard metal alloy and would probably be very efficient in pulverising small pebbles.

appraise_text:
The small hammer is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of wire cutters
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of wire cutters.  They look pretty strong and, surprisingly enough, perfect for cutting wires with.

appraise_text:
The pair of wire cutters is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: feather duster
description: This duster consists of a wooden handle with a plume of fake pink feathers at the end.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The feather duster is about a foot and a half long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: standard screwdriver
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This screwdriver has a straight edge for inserting into the head of a screw, and a cheap metal handle for twisting.

appraise_text:
The standard screwdriver is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: sandwich board
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The sandwich board doesn't look like the most comfortable of items to wear.  It's made from two large wooden boards, tied together roughly at the waist level and over the shoulder by thick leather straps, firmly bolted on.  The boards, crafted by Wu Ping Liu's advertising agency are painted plain white with customised text painted on in red, green and blue.

appraise_text:
The sandwich board is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: business card
description: This is a small, rectangular piece of grey card, with some writing scrawled upon it.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The business card is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small furry loincloth
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small furry loincloth cut from the half cured hide of a fox that got too close to a pictsie.  It doesn't cover much of the wearer, but is just big enough to cover the parts that should be covered.

appraise_text:
The small furry loincloth is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pointy wizard shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of pointy wizard shoes.  They are made of soft leather with toes that curl up and over the foot.

appraise_text:
The pair of pointy wizard shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: shimmering purple cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A purple cotton kesa or robe that seems to shimmer slightly, stitched in the "buffalo field" pattern.  The back of the robe is edged in gold trim with a needle embroidered in the centre.  The shimmering purple cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The shimmering purple cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white embroidered headband
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A simple headband, to which is attached a white veil, fixed to dangle down the back of the wearer, whilst also holding their hair from their eyes.

appraise_text:
The white embroidered headband is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey linen jacket
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a grey jacket, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The grey linen jacket has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The grey linen jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: ruby silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This sheer silk scarf glows from within, as though someone captured the light shining through a thousand rubies and wove it into a fabric.  It swathes the wearer in a roseate gleam, concealing the hair and falling in soft folds to the shoulders.  The edges of the scarf are lined with dozens of tiny gold coins, which dangle across the wearer's forehead and draw attention to the eyes.

appraise_text:
The ruby silk scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is ruby and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white turban
description: This is a turban of vivid whiteness.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white turban is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hessian and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black lace shawl
description: This is a shawl of delicately wrought black lace, with a long fringe around the edge.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black lace shawl is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of chunky black boots
description: These boots have chunky soles and look absolutely fantastic with short black dresses.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of chunky black boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: canvas sailor's kilt
weight: 1lb
description:
Tough and practical, designed for protection while still letting cool breezes circulate, this undyed grey-brown canvas kilt fastens with a bronze pin at the waist, and has a large patch neatly stitched on at the front for a pocket.

appraise_text:
The canvas sailor's kilt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine cambric shirt
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Full-cut, with a simple ribbon tie to hold the deep V of the neckline together, the cambric of this plain white shirt is very smooth and fine.  An unexpected soaking, or even light rain, would doubtless plaster the thin fabric against the wearer's chest quite revealingly.

appraise_text:
The fine cambric shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: complicated geisha wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This geisha wig is constructed by many folds and knots and hidden hairpins to give an exquisite result.  From the side the hair folds neatly over the ears and is tucked to a loose knot on top of the head.

appraise_text:
The complicated geisha wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [style] [colour] embroidered chiton
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This chiton reaches mid-calf on the wearer and is cut in an elaborate design that ripples and flows about the body.  Dyed in warm shades of brown at the feet it gradually changes hue to bright grass green at the neck opening where a narrow azure hem represents the summer sky.  It has been embroidered with myriads of tiny white, blue, and yellow pansies with emerald leaves, the attention to detail painstaking to behold.

appraise_text:
The pansy embroidered chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: snowy white chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length snowy white chiton is cut in a simplistic design and reinforced ever so slightly with a soft padding of down to make it more comfortable (and presumably, also rather warm).  It slowly assumes a very pale hue of blue towards the neck opening.  Tiny swirls of sapphire blue and silver add tasteful decoration along the hems.

appraise_text:
The snowy white chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is snow white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink embroidered kimono
weight: 2lb
description:
This beautifully ornate kimono is made of simple black silk that has been nearly covered in intricate embroidery.  Thick cherry blossom pink brocade engulfs the cuffs of the sleeves and hem and even manages to snake itself around the collar of this formal kimono.

appraise_text:
The pink embroidered kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: beer helmet
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
"Beer helmet" is a misnomer; this isn't in fact a helmet, but rather a tough black headband with half-pint glass bottles strapped firmly to each side.  An opaque forked straw connects the base of each bottle to the wearer's mouth, with a simple twist valve for twisting the flow up or down.  Its valve is closed off completely.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The beer helmet is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is sober black and is made of cotton and glass and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: amethyst silk robe
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This gauzy gossamer robe looks as though it was spun from crushed amethysts, shimmering in tones of sapphire and ruby where the light touches it.  It has been embroidered with a graceful arabesque pattern in rich gold thread, and is bound about the edges with tiny amethyst gems, alternating with small gold coins.  The sleeves are belled slightly at the wrists to capture a cooling breeze.  The robe hangs loose to the wearer's ankles, the gauzy material fluttering about with the slightest motion.

appraise_text:
The amethyst silk robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is amethyst and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large red-striped towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a large towel that is mostly red with some stripes of white running down its length.  It would be good for wrapping yourself in as you step out of the tub.

appraise_text:
The large red-striped towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black elbow-length gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These formal gloves, black as a starless night, reach all the way to the elbow.  The material is as light as silk but with a soft velvety texture.

appraise_text:
The pair of black elbow-length gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ivy-green veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A soft ivy-green veil designed to give the impression of modestly concealing the wearer's face, whilst not actually doing so.

appraise_text:
The ivy-green veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is ivy-green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: theatrical red haired wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The wig is dyed in a very bright, fake red and is as simple as long hair hanging all over.  It is probably used when actors of the Agatean Empire dress up as dragons.

appraise_text:
The theatrical red haired wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather skirt
description: This is a knee length, black, leather skirt.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black leather skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: wolf fur parka
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This shaggy parka is made from the fur of the Ramtop wolf and has been expertly tailored to keep the cold out and the warmth in.  Well it did that for the wolf before it was expertly tailored but it wasn't professional then.  The pocket is specially made so that you can keep your hands warm in it, like an attached muff.  The wolf fur parka has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The wolf fur parka is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: pair of soft black leather trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers are made from the softest of leathers.  They mould themselves to the body of the person wearing them, and look so touchable.  A thick band encircles the waist, and simple black ribbons lace at the front.  The pair of soft black leather trousers has one tiny pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of soft black leather trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: black bandana
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a black bandana.  Fairly simple in design - a square of woven cotton, dyed black - this garment is all about the execution.  For best results, wear it on your head.

appraise_text:
The black bandana is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: worn dark grey-green himation
weight: 1lb
description:
A simple rectangle of faded wool, perhaps originally a velvety black, this himation is worn draped across the body from the right shoulder to wrap around just below the wearer's left arm and drapes to mid-thigh.

appraise_text:
The worn dark grey-green himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight fitting white t-shirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a short-sleeved white cotton t-shirt.  It has been made to be extremely tight-fitting and body-defining.  This is the kind of garment which would make the wearer feel comfortably camp.

appraise_text:
The tight fitting white t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tattered shorts
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These are long shorts that may have once been trousers.  Now, though, the fabric is torn and tattered, baring all of the shin and most of the knee.

appraise_text:
The pair of tattered shorts is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black leather wallet
description: This is a rather nice black leather wallet. It is open.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black leather wallet is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: luxurious ivory bath towel
weight: 2lb
description:
Immense, thick, soft, and delightfully fluffy, this is quite possibly the most wonderful towel ever created.  Gufnork Himself might well use a towel like this to dry the Holy Fluff after a long bath with plenty of bubbles.

appraise_text:
The luxurious ivory bath towel is about six feet long and about four feet wide.  It is ivory and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk pinafore
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This white silk pinafore is very light and has delicate frills in every place imaginable (and some that aren't).  This is too light and frilly to be used by a real maid but it might be of some use to someone who wants to look like a maid.

appraise_text:
The white silk pinafore is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow silk vestment
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Gappic priest would wear.  It is made from silk that has been dyed a dazzling yellow and has strips of gold brocade around the cuffs, the hem and the collar.  The yellow silk vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The yellow silk vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: grey robe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This thick grey robe has narrow bands of white lace bordering the hem and edges of the sleeves.  The neckline is square-cut and is similarly trimmed in white lace.

appraise_text:
The grey robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: frilly black and white ruff
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This ruff extends about half a foot in every direction around the wearer's neck, with an attractive black and white striped pattern.

appraise_text:
The frilly black and white ruff is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: smoky grey peplos
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This long, loose-fitting garment, caught at the waist with a simple silver-grey girdle, has been carefully dyed in ripples of grey like the smoke from a fire, dark grey at the base and almost white where the linen folds over to fall in a cape-like apoptygma at the shoulders, fastened by thin silver fibulae.

appraise_text:
The smoky grey peplos is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather thong
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
An ultimately (sorry) sexy item of apparel, this leather thong is extremely brief, specifically designed to highlight those buttocks!  At the other extreme (sorry), a posing pouch will store all of your necessary wherewithals.  You won't be at the rear (sorry) of fashion wearing this!  The leather thong has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The leather thong is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: pair of close fitting breeches
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Neatly cut and trimmed with braid along the outside of each thigh, these breeches are made from finely-woven wool.  The snug cut was clearly designed for the gentleman - or enterprising lady - who has no hesitation at all about displaying a trimly rounded rump or thigh.

appraise_text:
The pair of close fitting breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a white button-down shirt, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The collar and cuffs are loose enough to let heat out, but the overall design of the shirt is smart and dressy.  The white linen shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The white linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: colourful clown shirt
description: A very colourful clown shirt.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The colourful clown shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of woolly trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This pair of woolly trousers is made from an indeterminate black material (but probably sheep).  They should keep you warm in the cold nights in the Ramtops.  The pair of woolly trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of woolly trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: neat grey suit
weight: 2 3/9 lb
description:
The long skirt of this suit is made from good Llamedese tweed, with a pleasantly rough texture.  The upper part of the layered jacket is done in matching fabric, with elegantly puffed shoulders and long sleeves slightly flared at the cuffs, while night-black velvet cinches the wearer's waist snugly and rises to a point at their cleavage.

appraise_text:
The neat grey suit is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: soft black leather bodice
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This laced bodice is made from the softest of leather, stroking the curves of the wearer with the gentlest of touches.  It is laced at the front with a simple black ribbon, and is cut to brush over the hips, as well as revealing a little cleavage. 

appraise_text:
The soft black leather bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of beige leather gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The soft leather of these gloves has been dyed a sandy beige, and then shaped into a pair of tight-fitting gloves with the tips cut off.  This allows the palm of the hand more purchase against surfaces while leaving the ends of the fingers free for tricky covert activities.

appraise_text:
The pair of beige leather gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is beige and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of smoke-coloured trousers
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Strong double stitched lines along the length of the trouser leg end at a folded white hem above the ankle.  The high quality silk of these trousers is designed for use in martial arts practicum but have evolved into a style its own over the years.  The pair of smoke-coloured trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of smoke-coloured trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is smoke grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: dark orange silk stole
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of dark orange silk stretches around the wearer's neck, hanging down almost as far as the floor.  A surprised looking womble is embroidered in the middle, while the ends are fringed with pale orange feathers that whisper as they rub together, seeming to echo unexpectedness.

appraise_text:
The dark orange silk stole is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is dark orange and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen turban
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
A length of rough white cloth designed to be wound around the head, its multiple layers providing all sorts of space for concealing small items.  The white linen turban has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The white linen turban is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: gold gold gold t-shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a simple yellow t-shirt with the first stanza of the popular Gold, Gold, Gold dwarf song printed on the front in white.

appraise_text:
The gold gold gold t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of raspberry-pink pantaloons
weight: 2lb
description:
The Park Lane set were a group of Ankhish gentlemen, renowned for (amongst other things) their habit of dressing solely in rather tasteful pastels and extemporising rather florid verse at parties.  This particular pair of pantaloons appears to have been modelled after an outfit famously worn by their indisputed leader, Robert "Queenie" Sauvage, at Lady Imelda Selachii's notorious garden party, and has been made using at least ten yards of wool the exact shade of crushed raspberries in each leg.  The pair of raspberry-pink pantaloons has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of raspberry-pink pantaloons is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is raspberry pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: mouse coachman hat
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny red coachman hat, just large enough for a mouse to wear.  One has to assume that there was a sound economic reason for making a hat this small.

appraise_text:
The mouse coachman hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sapphire and garnet carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its simplicity, this bag is comprised of a square of sapphire blue carpet with a woven pattern of garnet green pansies folded up and sewn together in the sides. Sensible, yet elegant, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while going about one's business.  It is small enough to not be burdensome, and its closing mechanism is crafted from wood wrapped in black kidskin leather.  The sapphire and garnet carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The sapphire and garnet carpetbag is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is sapphire blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: vibrant crimson wedding dress
weight: 4lb
description:
Sweeping lines, full skirts, and a high-necked bodice cinched in with a sequinned silver sash form the traditional Istanzian wedding dress.  More sequins, matching the sash, form wave patterns around the hem, and each low-hanging sleeve is embroidered with a lily in silver thread, symbolising innocence and delight.

appraise_text:
The vibrant crimson wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is crimson and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: frilled black skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a full knee-length black skirt with narrow coloured ribbons running around it.  Despite the decoration, it is definitely a peasant skirt.  The frilled black skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The frilled black skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: midnight black silk skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Shot through with dancing ripples of indigo and garnet, this long skirt clings to the wearer's body in a flattering way, in soft fabric waves.

appraise_text:
The midnight black silk skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: barbarian cape
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a huge cape, made from a large amount of possibly endangered animal skins (if not endangered, they might well be now).  While crudely sewn together, the myriad different shades and patterns of fur contrast nicely - and of course it'd keep its wearer warm in the depths of a Hublands winter, too.

appraise_text:
The barbarian cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark brown trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A pair of trousers made from a thick, dark brown cotton.  They have a simple yet not unattractive cut and feature a brass zip and stud at the front.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark brown trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: festive beach towel
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a rather large towel embroidered with a lively scene, of beachgoers enjoying themselves in the surf.  It would be perfect for a day in the sun.

appraise_text:
The festive beach towel is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue velvet and vermine robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe in blue velvet and vermine, such as a wizard in The Hoodwinkers would wear.  The blue velvet and vermine robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The blue velvet and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: sunflower-pattern pinny
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a cotton pinny, of the sort often worn by older waitresses in cafes.  The base fabric is pale blue, on which sunflowers have been printed.  A trim of bright yellow fabric runs around the edges of the garment.  The sunflower-pattern pinny has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The sunflower-pattern pinny is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of bronze slippers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These dainty flat-soled slippers bare the heel and curl up in a V where the toe-box ends.  Copper, bronze, and gold ribbons entwine around the edging, while delicate matching sequins decorate the remainder of each shoe.  Across the throat of each slipper, small onyx teardrops have been artistically placed, making these very ornate shoes.

appraise_text:
The pair of bronze slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Marzipan dinner fork
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a silver dinner fork made in the style made popular by the social elite in HungHung.  A liquid-like design makes the fork seem almost fluid in its elegant refinement.  This is the sort of fork that would grace only the finest dinner table.

appraise_text:
The Marzipan dinner fork is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of silver and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: sharp butter knife
description: This is a butter knife that has been sharpened a bit.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The sharp butter knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: broomstick
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
A nice and functional broomstick, very handy indeed.  Maybe you can even fly with it.  You never know...

appraise_text:
The broomstick is about four feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: witch's pointy hat
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a black pointy hat of the type that witches often wear.  It is a no-nonsense black cone with a moderate brim, crafted from finest goatskin.  The cone is reinforced with willow struts, giving the wearer good protection against the everyday hazards of witchcraft, such as falling cottages and rains of sheep or fish.  The witch's pointy hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The witch's pointy hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of hide and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: heavy woollen blanket
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a heavy woollen blanket, just suited for wrapping around yourself to stave off those cold winter days.

appraise_text:
The heavy woollen blanket is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: orchard basket
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This half-bushel size basket has a sunburst style bottom, wooden rim, and self-made handles on either side.

appraise_text:
The orchard basket is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 13 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: black cotton dress
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This long black cotton dress is plain, designed to allow the wearer to melt into the shadows.  It is the perfect dress if you want to go by unnoticed.

appraise_text:
The black cotton dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: colourful coin purse
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This handy coin purse has been made from a scrap of painter's canvas.  It features bright splashes of reds, blues, greens, yellows and purples and closes by means of a drawstring.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The colourful coin purse is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of canvas and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] tea pot [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Hashishim caves.
description:
The spout and sides of this tea pot are straight but angled rather than curved, giving the pot an air of understated elegance.

appraise_text:
The [adjective] tea pot is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: braided gold ring [talker]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 7 g
description:
This ring has been finely crafted from gold wire.  Woven skilfully together, the individual strands have combined to form something far more attractive-looking than its constituent component.  Completely even and uniform, it would grace the hand of its bearer.  Just beneath the surface, you can make out what looks like a pair of glittering eyes.


item_name: [adjective] standing amphora [pottery]
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Hashishim caves.
description:
This beautiful amphora features graceful curves and two attractive handles on either side of the neck.  It has clearly been crafted by an expert potter as the clay is silky smooth and almost wafer thin, nothing like the common amphora seen in kitchens and storerooms.

appraise_text:
The [adjective] standing amphora is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [adjective] urn [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Hashishim caves.
description:
This urn has obviously been made by a master potter.  The base is sturdy but manages to look elegant and the bowl is perfectly curved with a handsome scalloped edge.

appraise_text:
The traditional urn is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: black opal ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6 g
description:
This is a thin ring of gold set with a large, black fire opal.  Although the stone is deeply cracked, it still glints with red and gold fire.


item_name: dog collar
description: This is a dog collar with a badge on it.
weight: 1 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The dog collar is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown leather pleated skirt
weight: 5lb
description:
Offering a decent amount of coverage, this skirt is made of supple brown leather that has been stitched into pleats.  It reaches to just above the knee, supplying a considerably larger amount of protection than most skirts created for women warriors.

appraise_text:
The brown leather pleated skirt is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: gold picture frame
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This gold picture frame would make even the dullest iconograph or document look attractive.  While not made of solid gold, the frame is still quite impressive and is engraved with a lovely floral design.

appraise_text:
The gold picture frame is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is gold and is made of gold and tin and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: cotton quilting blocks
description: This quilting block is made from [colour] cotton.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The [colour] cotton quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: beginners quilting book
weight: less than a pound
description:
The cover of this book features a patchwork quilt that has been quilted all over with a simple square pattern.


item_name: blank quilting blocks
description: This quilting block is made from blank cotton.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The blank cotton quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: fine cambric handkerchief
weight: less than a pound
description:
Thin and translucent, the soft white linen is perfect for tucking casually into a pocket, or for embroidering for a dear friend.  It seems as though it would almost be a shame to blow one's nose on it.

appraise_text:
The fine cambric handkerchief is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: introduction to quilting
weight: less than a pound
description:
The cover of this book features a lovely patchwork quilt made from decorative blocks and quilted with a pattern of wavy lines.


item_name: linen quilting blocks
description: This quilting block is made from [colour] linen.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The [colour] linen quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is [colour] and is made of linen.


item_name: silk quilting blocks
description: This quilting block is made from [colour] silk.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The [colour] silk quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of silk.


item_name: pair of plain sandals
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
They are well crafted and made of a combination of camel, cow and sheep soft leathers.  They are made to last and will assure your comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of plain sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight fitting black leather waistcoat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a tight-fitting black leather waistcoat.  It hugs the body snugly, and looks immensely stylish.

appraise_text:
The tight fitting black leather waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Unadorned except for a row of small pearl buttons, this white silk shirt is made from the finest silk, specially imported at an enormous cost from the Counter Weight Continent.

appraise_text:
The white silk shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of pink underwear
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is the stuff the Assassins' Guild was built upon.  Smooth sheer pink material has been lovingly crafted into some skimpy, padded underwear.

appraise_text:
The set of pink underwear is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: starched white shirt
description: This is a blindingly white shirt, starched so hard that it could be made from sheet steel.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The starched white shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pink bobby socks with lace trim
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
These are a nice pair of pink bobby socks, with a cute trim of lace.  This pair looks somewhat big though.

appraise_text:
The pair of pink bobby socks with lace trim is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black leather shoes
description: This is a nice pair of black leather shoes. Treat them well and they'll take care of your feet.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: peaked cap
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a stylish peaked cap.  It consists of a domed cloth piece with a peak at one side.  It'll be good for keeping the sun out of your eyes but won't offer much protection otherwise.

appraise_text:
The peaked cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Blubba-blup
appraise_text: The Blubba-blup is about four inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of whale fat.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a tasty lolly, made from whale fat to make it last for a long time.  Each delicious layer is a different flavour.  Neat, huh?


item_name: [adjective] cow teapot [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market.
description:
A [adjective] teapot formed masterfully from pottery, in the shape of a jolly cow.  While the choice of subject matter is dubious at best, it's hard not to admire the artistry that went into it, from the bovine beam on the cow's face to the four pert udders at the bottom of the teapot that form its base. 

appraise_text:
The traditional cow teapot is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cow jug [pottery]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market, Zaxiteles.
description:
A [adjective] jug formed masterfully from pottery, in the shape of a jolly cow.  While the choice of subject matter is dubious at best, it's hard not to admire the artistry that went into it, from the bovine beam on the cow's face to the four pert udders at the bottom of the jug that form its base.

appraise_text:
The traditional cow jug is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [adjective] cow mug [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Royal Market, Zaxiteles.
description:
A [adjective] mug formed masterfully from pottery, in the shape of a jolly cow.  While the choice of subject matter is dubious at best, it's hard not to admire the artistry that went into it, from the bovine beam on the cow's face to the four pert udders at the bottom of the mug that form its base.

appraise_text:
The classy cow mug is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: large icebox
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is an old crate with ice packed into the bottom to keep meat in it fresh.  There's still a lot of ice left, enough to last over an hour.  It appears to have something written on it:  Sam Slager's Sausages

appraise_text:
The large icebox is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: baked tessera
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, square token, baked from dough in the finest dwarfish traditions to produce what could be mistaken for a ceramic tile.  The number "1" has been baked into the surface.

appraise_text:
The baked tessera is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: wooden hoe
description: This is a standard garden hoe with a pointy end.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The wooden hoe is about six feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: scarlet tunic
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a fashionable scarlet colour.

appraise_text:
The scarlet tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is scarlet and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: light blue tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a pleasant light blue colour.

appraise_text:
The light blue tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is light blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of knuckle-dusters
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a set of knuckle-dusters.  They are made out of iron and would really pack some power into your punch when worn, even though it would certainly be difficult holding things while wearing them.

appraise_text:
The pair of knuckle-dusters is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: heavy brown cloak
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This square shaped cloak is made from thick light brown cloth.  It is usually fastened with a brooch or tassel.  It should give some protection from the weather.

appraise_text:
The heavy brown cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark blue paper packet
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: c0e666b96d86474d6954e730207158b0a384a8a3
description:
This is a small paper packet with an image of a bar of chocolate melting into a cup of coffee printed onto the side.  It appears to have something written on it:  Starbank's Premium Choco-Sprinkles

appraise_text:
The dark blue paper packet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: cheap paper napkin
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: c0e666b96d86474d6954e730207158b0a384a8a3
description:
This is a small, square piece of paper designed to be used as a napkin.  It could also probably be folded into different shapes.

appraise_text:
The cheap paper napkin is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: paper sword
description: This is a small piece of paper that has been folded into the shape of a sword.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The paper sword is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: paper chrysanthemum
description: This is a small piece of paper that has been folded into the shape of a chrysanthemum.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The paper chrysanthemum is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: chocolate sprinkles
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From a dark blue paper packet in Starbanks.
description:
This is a a small pile of delicious creamy chocolate sprinkles, about two pinches.  They look perfect to sprinkle on coffee and hot chocolate.


item_name: grease proof paper bag
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Curry Gardens take away bag.
description:
This is a small bag made from supposedly grease proof paper.  It looks big enough to wrap up a helping of unhealthy fast food in.

appraise_text:
The grease proof paper bag is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [colour] [animal] toy
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Prize from a toy grab machine in Lady Brook Liquor.
description:
This is a cheap, but cuddly, [colour] [animal] toy... the kind of thing you spend several dollars trying to win to impress a significant other when the actual material cost (including labour) rarely hedges above the twenty-five cent mark.  Nonetheless, its sentimental value is bound to be... you know, a bit more.  Not much more, but a little bit.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [animal] toy is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of fluff.


item_name: snowflare
weight: less than a pound
description:
A relative of the snowdrop, this droopy snow-white flower doesn't wait for the snow to melt before blooming and instead melts its way out from underneath.  Its petals can briefly reach temperatures of up to boiling when it's about to bloom.

appraise_text:
The snowflare is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is snow-white and is made of plant matter and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of steel sabatons
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of stylish metal boots, with overlapping plates across the front of the foot to allow easier movement.  You could really do some damage to a dancing partner while wearing these.

appraise_text:
The pair of steel sabatons is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: brown wool skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a simple skirt of good solid wool.  It has a row of buttons up one side and looks like it'll keep you warm quite well.  The brown wool skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The brown wool skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: light blue smock
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a plain, light blue, linen smock with a pleated appearance.  It has long, tightly fitting sleeves.

appraise_text:
The light blue smock is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is light blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: knobbly mace
description: This mace is a finely made long stick with a big knobbly lump on the end.
weight: 3 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The knobbly mace is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: plain short sword
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
With a black pommel and handle forming the base of this sword, and the thin, sharp, dual-edged blade extending from the bi-pointed grip ending the sword, there is little special about it.  The blade looks well tempered, a fact which belies its age, an age which becomes apparent from the grip's style and material, one which probably hasn't been changed since the sword was forged.  Another fact which shows its age is that this "short" sword is actually nearly four feet long, which is the same size as many long swords.

appraise_text:
The plain short sword is about four feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: silver necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice necklace that has been lovingly crafted from silver.  It's made of lots of little links joined together.


item_name: silver medallion
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice medallion that has been lovingly crafted from silver.  This is definitely the sort of thing a hairy-chested poseur wouldn't be without.


item_name: copper knot bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Strands of thick, tarnished copper have been woven clumsily to form this heavy bracelet.  It is distinctly lacking in elegance, but serves well in drawing attention to itself and its wearer.


item_name: steel battle axe
weight: 3 1/9 lb
description:
A two-foot wooden shaft with a simple, but solid steel axe head attached, this one handed axe is an economically sound choice when equipping your army's footmen.  Equally handy for chopping wood or enemy soldiers' limbs it requires little skill to use and can be mass-produced at any decent blacksmith's.

appraise_text:
The steel battle axe is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: iron breastplate
weight: 14 2/9 lb
description:
This is a breastplate beaten out of sheet iron.  It has impressive pectoral muscles embossed on the front, and is held on by means of the attached leather straps that go around the shoulders and waist.

appraise_text:
The iron breastplate is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: [colour] formal shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a [colour] button-down shirt, constructed from a light [colour] cotton.  It is just loose enough to allow air to circulate without spoiling the look of any enclosing formal ensemble.  Equipped with a collar tight enough to host a tie and long sleeves perfect for dangling in the soup, it's the perfect shirt for any warmer than average occasion.  The [colour] formal shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The [colour] formal shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of alligator shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a fine pair of handcrafted alligator shoes.  The alligator hide is a lustrous dark green with faint gold lines running over it in a diamond pattern.  The craftsmanship is remarkable.

appraise_text:
The pair of alligator shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy pale green and blue shawl
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Thin and delightfully fluffy, this frail-looking garment nevertheless seems extremely warm and soft, perfect for a chilly night by the fireside.  The pattern seems entirely random, but there is a decided charm in the way that the pale blue swirls move through the fluffy green wool.

appraise_text:
The fluffy pale green and blue shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A soft indigo veil designed to give the impression of modestly concealing the wearer's face, whilst not actually doing so.

appraise_text:
The indigo veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark red cotton kesa
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A dark red cotton kesa or robe, stitched in the 'buffalo field' pattern.  The back of the robe is roughly decorated with large rusty brown splotches.  It is unclear whether this is part of the design or not.  The dark red cotton kesa has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The dark red cotton kesa is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: coat of jazerant armour
weight: 44 4/9 lb
description:
At first glance this would appear to be a very heavily padded leather jacket, but on closer inspection you realise that it is actually a mail hauberk studded into place between two thick layers of leather.

appraise_text:
The coat of jazerant armour is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: tight mail hauberk
weight: 38 8/9 lb
description:
Made from black steel, this hauberk is tightly fitted to the body, with a low-cut neckline.  Certainly not your normal warriors' wear, but it would at least provide some protection when strutting your stuff.

appraise_text:
The tight mail hauberk is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: do maru
weight: 33 3/9 lb
description:
Having no hinges, the do maru is an extremely rigid piece of torso armour which is surprisingly comfortable and easy to wear.  Constructed from tough black scale, it has a narrow opening under the right arm that allows the wearer to slip inside.

appraise_text:
The do maru is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: splinted metal cuirass
weight: 30 2/9 lb
description:
This is splinted metal cuirass of the type worn by Tsortean soldiers.  It is made of thin strips of metal which overlap and can move to give flexibility.

appraise_text:
The splinted metal cuirass is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of copper and could be worn as armour.


item_name: ornate bronze corslet
weight: 28 8/9 lb
description:
This piece of body armour has been fashioned out of overlapping plates of beaten, hardened bronze.  They have been expertly joined together to form one single, sturdy piece of armour.  The image of a grape vine has been picked out in the centre of the chest in a different shade of bronze.  It looks like the sort of thing that a high-ranking Ephebian hoplite would wear.

appraise_text:
The ornate bronze corslet is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: chainmail shirt
weight: 28 4/9 lb
description:
This carefully crafted dwarfish chainmail shirt has a quality not seen in the standard crude armours of brain-dead fighters, being both reasonably light weight, yet also quite excellent protection.  In addition it has short sleeves that cover the shoulders, providing an additional source of protection for the aspiring dwarf warrior.

appraise_text:
The chainmail shirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: keiko
weight: 28 2/9 lb
description:
The keiko is a sturdy, hourglass-shaped cuirass made of scale armour.  Worn like a vest, it hangs from the shoulders and has ties on the front which allow it to be securely fastened and unfastened easily.

appraise_text:
The keiko is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bronze muscled cuirass
weight: 27 7/9 lb
description:
A single piece of bronze has been used to fashion this impressive-looking cuirass.  The lower section has been moulded, giving anyone who wears it an impressive set of abdominal muscles.  It would provide fairly comprehensive protection in a single, convenient piece of armour.

appraise_text:
The bronze muscled cuirass is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: hexagonally-linked kikko
weight: 27 7/9 lb
description:
This is a thick leather shirt which has been reinforced underneath by thousands of tiny hexagonal mail links.  A thin layer of wool has been sewn over the mail to protect the skin from chafing.

appraise_text:
The hexagonally-linked kikko is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: black mail hauberk
weight: 26 6/9 lb
description:
This coat of link mail is long-sleeved, covers the arms, torso, and reaches down to the knees.  It is made of thousands of tiny iron hoops, each hoop attached to four others forming an intricate meshwork of metal.  The metal links have been blackened during forging and are lighter than you would normally find.

appraise_text:
The black mail hauberk is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: gilded cuirass
weight: 26 1/9 lb
description:
This cuirass provides protection for both the back and chest in a single, convenient piece of armour.  Its surface has been gilded with a layer of bronze to give it the appearance of the more traditional bronze while retaining the effectiveness of steel.  It is a common sight, worn by many of Ephebe's wealthier hoplites.

appraise_text:
The gilded cuirass is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: antique copper breastplate
weight: 16 8/9 lb
description:
This is a copper breastplate.  Embossed on it is the royal coat of arms, surrounded by the words "Royal Ankhe-Morepork Citie Watch & Ward" and "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNCTI AGVNT CELERITER".

appraise_text:
The antique copper breastplate is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of copper and could be worn as armour.


item_name: chainmail minidress
weight: 16 6/9 lb
description:
This minidress would look great on any woman.  It is sleek and tight, showing off all the right bits.  As an added bonus, it is made from a fine chainmail mesh, so there is no need to change for battle.  Made especially for the Century of the Fruitbat woman, this dress is both stylish and protective at the same time.

appraise_text:
The chainmail minidress is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: short scaly robe
weight: 16 6/9 lb
description:
This robe is actually quite short, coming to somewhat higher than your average kilt, and should definitely be worn with trousers.  It has been covered by small thin metal scales of steel, which should provide excellent protection as well as being evocative of a fish's scales.

appraise_text:
The short scaly robe is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of suneate
weight: 15 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of splinted [material] greaves which protect the shins.  Small sections of mail have been used to span the gaps in the suneate and two cords, one at the ankle and one under the knee, tie the suneate to the calf.

appraise_text:
The pair of suneate is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of [material] and could be worn as armour.


item_name: brass breastplate
weight: 15 1/9 lb
description:
This brass breastplate is very macho-looking and is polished to a high shine.  The breastplate is crafted to represent the body as having bulging pectoral and abdominal muscles, so even the most pot-bellied wearer can look in the peak of physical condition.

appraise_text:
The brass breastplate is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of brass and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of bishamon gote
weight: 14 8/9 lb
description:
Gote are a type of combination armour.  Including kote, sode, and tekko guards, they are very difficult to make, and as a result are sought after by many great warriors.  The kote on this pair are narrowly cut steel splints, the tekko guards are made of steel and the stitching on the sode is red, yellow and blue.

appraise_text:
The pair of bishamon gote is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: chainmail skirt
weight: 14 8/9 lb
description:
Thick, well protecting and knee length, this skirt is designed to give the wearer manoeuvrability, protection, comfort and, most importantly, style.  The inner lining of the skirt is a thick, dual protecting piece of leather, designed so if the chainmail fails to protect, the leather backs it up.

appraise_text:
The chainmail skirt is about a foot long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: push-up breastplate
weight: 14 6/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice steel breastplate that has been rounded out here, and here, to help lift the cleavage of the wearer into a more pleasing and elevated position.  This is just the thing for those warriorettes who like to distract their opponents before killing them.

appraise_text:
The push-up breastplate is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of bronze-plated greaves
weight: 14 4/9 lb
description:
These greaves could be somewhat deceptive to a casual observer.  While they appear to be made of bronze, in actuality this is only a thin layer on their surface: they are mainly made of fine steel.  Not only does this make them more aesthetically pleasing, but it also makes them more resistant to corrosion.  As a sturdy covering over the wearer's legs from the ankle to the knee they should provide excellent protection.

appraise_text:
The pair of bronze-plated greaves is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: coat of brigandine armour
weight: 14 4/9 lb
description:
This is a sleeveless leather jacket, reinforced on the interior by hundreds of small steel plates.  The plates are attached to the garment by hundreds of tiny studs, which poke through its leather exterior forming lines which run up and down its length.

appraise_text:
The coat of brigandine armour is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of metal greaves
weight: 14 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of metal greaves such as are worn by the Tsortean army footmen.  They protect the shins from opponents' attacks.

appraise_text:
The pair of metal greaves is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: hammered breastplate
weight: 14 2/9 lb
description:
This breastplate started off life like any other watch officer's breastplate.  However sometime during its life someone decided to take it to an armourer and have it pounded out in the chest area to fit a woman's figure.

appraise_text:
The hammered breastplate is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: steel breastplate
weight: 13 3/9 lb
description:
This large, steel plate is attached across the chest, offering superb protection to this area.  Care should be taken to avoid letting stinging insects in between it and the wearer, to avoid considerable discomfort as the aforementioned insect rattles around inside in a desperate attempt to escape.

appraise_text:
The steel breastplate is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of steel greaves
weight: 13 3/9 lb
description:
These curvaceous metal plates are attached over the lower legs, offering protection from front and rear attacks.  They will help negate the age old "kick 'em in the shins and run for your life" tactic.  They have a separate steel plate, the poleyn, at the knee to allow it to bend, while the upper leg is protected by a plate known as the cuisse.

appraise_text:
The pair of steel greaves is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of ornate metal greaves
weight: 12 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of steel greaves... a pair of metal plates that strap over the lower legs.  They are highly ornate, and tooled with a variety of intricate curves and angles.  These greaves are provided for those who have attained the rank of Knighthood in the city of Genua, but are largely honourific - they are meant for ceremonial occasions and not particularly for the thrust and parry of a genuine battle.

appraise_text:
The pair of ornate metal greaves is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bronze cuirass
weight: 35 lb
description:
This is a bronze cuirass.  It is the body armour of the Ephebian army.  It is basically a breastplate with a lower section covering the upper thighs.

appraise_text:
The bronze cuirass is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of bronze vambraces
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
Two pieces of bronze have been expertly worked to make this pair of vambraces.  Extending from the elbow to the wrist, they should be able to deflect all but the most powerful blows.  They look both attractive and practical at the same time, the bronze verging on blue-green in places.  They have been cushioned with a layer of suede to make them comfortable while being worn.

appraise_text:
The pair of bronze vambraces is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of bronze greaves
weight: 7 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of bronze greaves such as are worn by the Ephebian army footmen.  They protect the shins from opponents' attacks.

appraise_text:
The pair of bronze greaves is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: short sword
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
This nice sharp piece of steel is a couple of feet long.  It won't give you the reach or heft of a long sword, but it'll be easier to use.

appraise_text:
The short sword is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: short sword [thrusting sword]
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
This nice sharp piece of steel is a couple of feet long.  It is designed primarily as a thrusting weapon to be used in conjunction with a shield.

appraise_text:
The short sword is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: Tsortean metal helmet
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a Tsortean metal helmet.  It is very tough with a strap which goes under the chin and a red crest on the top.

appraise_text:
The Tsortean metal helmet is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: gladius
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a Tsortean gladius of the type commonly used by the army.  It is a couple of feet long and is very effective for slashing at people from behind the Tsortean shield.

appraise_text:
The gladius is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: copper necklace
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice necklace that has been lovingly crafted from copper.  It's made of lots of little links joined together.


item_name: ruby satin brassiere
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is an extremely scant red satin brassiere that covers a minimal amount of flesh.  The thin straps have been designed to slide off the shoulders, which usually leads to the entire garment slipping away - which is kind of the point.  The ruby satin brassiere has one cleavage pocket.

appraise_text:
The ruby satin brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is ruby and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: nearly transparent dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Made of the finest, sheerest linen, this article is less a dress than a soft whisper like the first longed-for stirrings of a breeze in the sun-baked city.  Pale golden lines run through the transparent cloth and closely cling to the wearer's body.  Without argument, this dress is made for the lounging seductress as a light shower or a careless cat would practically disintegrate the cloth.

appraise_text:
The nearly transparent dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of underpants
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
In the time-honoured tradition of Wizards everywhere, this is a pair of underpants designed to be worn on one's head.  Since Wizardly underwear tends to collect adjectives like "vast" and "billowing", genuine Wizard underpants would be impractical as headgear.  These underpants are too small to wear as underwear, but they do fit snugly over the ears.

appraise_text:
The pair of underpants is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blood-stained shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This tattered shirt is covered in various bodily stains, the most common of which appears to be blood.  The sleeves are short and frayed and the remaining fabric barely covers the midriff.

appraise_text:
The blood-stained shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lace jabot
description: A wide sash of lace, this scarf is frequently tied just beneath the chin, and ruffles naturally.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The lace jabot is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bureaucrat beard
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long and thin grey beard, styled in a similar fashion to the standard Agatean bureaucrat.  It has two hooks on either side, so that it may be worn over the face.

appraise_text:
The bureaucrat beard is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is grey and is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] curtain dress
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a lush, full-length [colour] dress made from a velvety material that looks heavy enough to use as curtains.  Making garments from drapery is a strange new fashion in Genua, and only the richest aristocracy can afford it. Black lace trims the collar and cuffs, and a gold braided cord loops around the waist.

appraise_text:
The [colour] dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is [colour] and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: old shirt
description: This old shirt is very dirty, and doesn't offer much protection.
weight: 7/9 lb
appraise_text:
The old shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: Grflx scale
weight: 24 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Made by Squinty Jeb from mother grflxen hide.
description:
There was a time when these hardened, gleaming black scales belonged to a majestic predator, protecting her from a great deal of danger.  The diamond-shaped scales are each slightly peaked towards the centre to form little pyramids, jarring any blow save the most direct to a halt.  The scale could perhaps be best described as "platemail the way nature intended".

appraise_text:
The Grflx scale is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of grflx scale and could be worn as armour.


item_name: red brick incense burner
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This incense burner is made from a small firebrick furnace with a tall chimney, sitting atop a solid block of walnut.  The wood has been stained and varnished until it is a deep near-black.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The red brick incense burner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of brick and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: small block of dirty brown incense
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small block of incense has been carefully treated and scented so that when it burns, it will have a pungent odour.  It is not currently lit.  It is unmarred and unburned.

appraise_text:
The small block of dirty brown incense is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of resin and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: small block of lemon-scented incense
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small block of incense has been carefully treated and scented so that when it burns, it will have the aroma of lemons.  It is not currently lit.  It is unmarred and unburned.

appraise_text:
The small block of lemon-scented incense is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of resin and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: kintsugi glass ring
appraise_text: It is made of glass and [metal] and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a smooth ring blown out of clear crystal glass with a spiderweb of cracks covering a third of its surface.  Instead of throwing the ring away, however, its owner seems to have had the cracks artistically filled in with [metal], turning the piece of jewellery into a celebration of impermanence.  The glass complements each hairline [metal] leaf in it beautifully, enhancing their natural sparkle like a magnifying glass.


item_name: quick categories game
description: A box with a timer, lettered dice and several pads and quills in it.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The quick categories game is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: small block of nutmeg incense
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small block of incense has been carefully treated and scented so that when it burns, it will have the aroma of nutmeg.  It is not currently lit.  It is unmarred and unburned.

appraise_text:
The small block of nutmeg incense is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of resin and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: solid iron incense burner
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
This is a single block of polished iron pyrite, glimmering gold.  On the top, there is a slight depression, where one could place a block of incense.  The depression itself is ringed with a circle of glittering ankhstones, set into the metal.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The solid iron incense burner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: pair of stupid-looking glasses
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large square-framed pair of eyeglasses.  The frame is made of an oddly translucent brownish material, which has been broken in places and mended with sticking plaster.  They are guaranteed to make absolutely anybody look like a complete and utter idiot.

appraise_text:
The pair of stupid-looking glasses is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white undershirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This white undershirt is the type of clothing usually worn underneath a shirt, except by middle-aged macho men or men who just don't care.  It is nice and warm.

appraise_text:
The white undershirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: walking stick
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
This is a walking stick used by old men for walking around and hitting innocent young men.  It is brown and made of hard oak.

appraise_text:
The walking stick is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of laced sandals
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These are black-soled sandals, with a simple black ribbon over the top of the foot, attaching to another between the toes, to keep the sandal on.  Elegant and simple, these look highly impractical. 

appraise_text:
The pair of laced sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of plain flip-flops
description: This is a pair of plain brown flip flops. They look just perfect for wearing on the beach.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of plain flip-flops is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mandarin beard
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long and glossy black beard, styled in a similar fashion to the standard Agatean mandarin.  It has two hooks on either side, so that it may be worn over the face.

appraise_text:
The mandarin beard is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark lavender uniform
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Perfectly cut for the portly, imposing forms of porters, commissionaires, doormen, and other ex-military-men, this uniform consists of a snappy jacket (with shiny brass buttons and a row of medals pinned on the breast) and a pair of trousers with brassy piping down the seams.  The colour is rather unusual, though.

appraise_text:
The dark lavender uniform is about five feet long and about three feet wide.  It is dark lavender and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of knee high grey socks
description: . Typical school socks, really.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of knee high grey socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy pink towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This pink towel is made from a particularly fluffy type of flannel.  It looks so warm and comfortable you just want to wrap yourself up in it and snuggle for a while.

appraise_text:
The fluffy pink towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight blue velvet riding habit
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Since the ladies of Duchess Saturday's Musketeers ride astraddle on military occasions, this soft, thick velvet dress is strictly undress uniform.  Nevertheless, the bunch of grapes that is the regiment's symbol has been embroidered in silver thread on the breast, and the the full skirt shows a curling trail of grape vines in matching silver, just where it drapes when riding side-saddle.

appraise_text:
The midnight blue velvet riding habit is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of gilded vambraces
weight: 7 5/9 lb
description:
Tubular plates of steel have been linked together to form a sturdy yet flexible piece of armour to protect someone's arms.  A thin layer of bronze has been gilded over the steel to both protect from corrosive damage and give them an attractive bronze finish without compromising on their protective ability.

appraise_text:
The pair of gilded vambraces is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: crested steel helm
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
A thick crest of stiff horse-hair bristles has been attached to the midline of this fine steel helm.  Covering the head and extending over the face, it should provide effective protection.  A pattern of vine leaves has been subtly etched into the helm's bottom edge.

appraise_text:
The crested steel helm is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be worn as armour.


item_name: plumed bronze helm
weight: 6 4/9 lb
description:
This is a polished bronze helm.  It extends over the face just enough to protect from injury, but not enough to limit the wearer's vision in battle.  There is a large, red feather plume right at the apex of the dome, signifying the high rank of the soldier who is wearing it.

appraise_text:
The plumed bronze helm is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of frayed trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These are thin trousers that have seen better days, worn out and frayed.  They are very comfortable, though.

appraise_text:
The pair of frayed trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: copper medallion
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice medallion that has been lovingly crafted from copper.  This is definitely the sort of thing a hairy-chested poseur wouldn't be without.


item_name: horned helm
weight: 5lb
description:
This is a conical, open-faced, iron helm.  It is bedecked with massive, vicious-looking bull horns, which project from each side.

appraise_text:
The horned helm is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: tanner's kit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
Packed in a leather satchel, this kit contains all that a hunter needs to preserve hides in the field and prepare them for use: a variety of oddly curved blades and foul-smelling jars.  There's probably animal muck or brains in there somewhere.  With enough skill, you could tan a suitable hide to make leather, suede, fur, or skin.  The little jars are almost entirely full.  The tanner's kit has one side pocket.

appraise_text:
The tanner's kit is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: linen kilt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The kilt is simply a folded and draped bit of linen that you can wrap around your waist, leaving the bottom half of your legs exposed to the open air.

appraise_text:
The linen kilt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hard leather cap
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a cap made of tough hard leather.  It would fit quite snugly over your head and wouldn't look anywhere near as bad as its soft leather equivalent.

appraise_text:
The hard leather cap is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: leather jerkin
description: This is a short, sleeveless jacket made of tough leather.
weight: 6 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The leather jerkin is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: cheap and nasty switchblade
weight: 1lb
description:
A cheap and nasty weapon that looks like something which belongs a little way below a malicious grin approaching in a dark alley.  It might not last long, but it would probably rip things up nicely.  Rust poisoning might be a problem, though.  You could flick the switchblade to open it.

appraise_text:
The cheap and nasty switchblade is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of black baggy trousers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of simple baggy trousers.  They provide ample room for climbing, fighting and swashbuckling in.  This is the type of trousers that make you want to say "Arrrr" and "Matey!", the basic pirate vocabulary.

appraise_text:
The pair of black baggy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rapier
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long and slender-bladed sword.  Emphasising the thrust over the cut, this rapier is double-edged and sharpened to fine edges on both sides.  A complex leather-bound hilt completes its thin blade, which looks as though it would be very adept at both slashing and stabbing.

appraise_text:
The rapier is about four feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: black wide-brimmed hat
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a hat with a wide, floppy brim made from black velvet.  If you look at it sideways, the black has what can only be described as a very dark green tint to it.  The black wide-brimmed hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The black wide-brimmed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of small half-moon spectacles
description: This is a pair of half-moon spectacles. They are small, worn on the tip of the nose or not at all.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of small half-moon spectacles is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of metal and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of loose black cotton pants
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These black cotton pants tie at the waist with a simple drawstring.  The pants are loose enough to allow freedom of movement, yet tight enough to still retain that all important element of style.

appraise_text:
The pair of loose black cotton pants is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: fisherman's sweater
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
Knitted in thick, undyed Ramtops wool, this beautifully cabled sweater should help keep anyone warm in the stormiest weather.

appraise_text:
The fisherman's sweater is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cream and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dusty lavender chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an elegantly draped chiton in soft linen, cut to flow freely around the wearer's body without impeding movement.  Dyed a dusty shade of lavender it has been painstakingly embroidered with tiny roses in pale pink and hemmed with gold thread to add a bit of contrast.

appraise_text:
The dusty lavender chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dusty lavender and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: purple and yellow striped hat
description: This is a rather gaudy purple and yellow striped hat.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The purple and yellow striped hat is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is purple and is made of some unidentifiable material and could be worn as armour.


item_name: dark swarthy robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This linen robe has been dyed a deep jet colour.  It has wide, bell-shaped sleeves and is quite loose fitting.  A narrow belt of blackened metal links cinches the baggy materials at the waist.

appraise_text:
The dark swarthy robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is jet black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: crimson ball gown
weight: 5lb
description:
This majestic and screamingly crimson low-cut gown has a very close-fitting bodice, with ruched cap-sleeves and an overlay of gold lace.  The long waist sweeps down to a widely flaring skirt, which brushes the floor as the wearer moves.

appraise_text:
The crimson ball gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is crimson and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red wig
description: This wig is made of long, soft hair that has been dyed a fiery red.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink silk lace bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The breast is heavily laced with complicated designs depicting frogs and cabbages at play.  The beautifully constructed designs cover the entire breast stopping only when they get to the waist.  On the arms the silk ruffles puff out and give a nice puffy show as they head towards the frilly bits around the wrists.

appraise_text:
The pink silk lace bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brass incense burner
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a low brass bowl on three bone legs.  The bowl is carved with a design of crackling flames, while the legs look suspiciously like human femurs.  It is designed to hold burning incense for ceremonial purposes.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The brass incense burner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of brass and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: steel xiphos
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a well-balanced Ephebian short sword.  Its steel blade is fairly narrow where it meets the handle, but gently widens until approximately three inches below the tip, whereupon it narrows to a wickedly-sharp point.  Simple and functional, this sword looks able to terminate even the most protracted of negotiations.

appraise_text:
The steel xiphos is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: pair of [colour] shamfu trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black shamfu trousers.  This pair of trousers is large and airy and it has two small pockets on both sides.  The legs of the trousers are extremely baggy.  The pair of black shamfu trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of black shamfu trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: black cotton belt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a simple thick cotton belt designed to be worn as a symbol of merit in a particular field.  It is black, indicating that the wearer has attained some sort of dan in their field.

appraise_text:
The black cotton belt is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small block of ginger-scented incense
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small block of incense has been carefully treated and scented so that when it burns, it will have the aroma of ginger.  It is not currently lit.  It is unmarred and unburned.

appraise_text:
The small block of ginger-scented incense is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of resin and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: silver incense burner
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This incense burner consists of a silver bowl, sitting atop a wooden pedestal.  The bowl is beaten silver, crafted so that it continually shimmers in the light as if slightly damp.  The pedestal is a simple column of unfinished willow.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The silver incense burner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of silver and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: bearskin loincloth
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This bearskin loincloth is a loincloth, surprisingly made from the skin of a bear.  It doesn't cover much of the wearer, but is just big enough to cover the parts that should be covered.

appraise_text:
The bearskin loincloth is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink fluffy wallet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This wallet goes into overdrive with the fluff.  It has room inside for quite a lot of money, although it is a tad too fluffy to be reduced to such a mundane existence.  It was handmade by the Sto Lat wallet merchants for your money's pleasure.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The pink fluffy wallet is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is pink and is made of fluff and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: blue singlet
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This simple sleeveless top has been dyed that horrible shade of blue that is only ever seen in singlets.  It has huge great big armholes especially designed for showing off more skin than anyone should ever need to.

appraise_text:
The blue singlet is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink ribbon
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A silk ribbon with lace edging, it can be used to tie the wearer's hair back.  In a young girls hair this ribbon would melt the coldest of hearts.

appraise_text:
The pink ribbon is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dark grey tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Fashioned from some kind of supple, dark-coloured material, this long tunic is designed to come down to the wearer's knees and positively oozes menace and malevolent guile.  It could probably be found worn by some of the less salubrious members of Ephebian society.

appraise_text:
The dark grey tunic is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fancy ringmaster's jacket
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a very gaudy ringmaster's jacket that really makes the wearer stand out.  It is covered in ankhstones and sparkles brightly.

appraise_text:
The fancy ringmaster's jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of baggy sailor's trousers
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These trousers are made of soft, undyed cotton, fixed with a drawstring at the waist and ankles, and free to bulge and sag anywhere else around the legs.  The only way that they wouldn't look utterly foolish would be on a sailor.

appraise_text:
The pair of baggy sailor's trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: black leather jerkin
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Sewn from black, smooth leather this jerkin is left mostly unadorned save from the twenty hooks and eyes running down the front.  The collar is kept up, about one inch high and with a heavy seam to keep it from folding.  The black leather jerkin has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The black leather jerkin is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: blue satin push-up bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a finely stitched thin royal blue satin bra, embroidered with a delicate pattern of Llamedese knots.  It has been subtly padded with cotton inserts, allowing the wearer a plumper look than might otherwise be achievable.

appraise_text:
The blue satin push-up bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is royal blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of patchy cotton socks
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Becomes 'pair of cotton socks' when repaired.
description:
Small holes cover the toe and heel of these socks, with the beginnings of bigger holes showing all around them.  Without repair these socks will soon become fairly useless pieces of rag, although they don't seem to be much good as socks anyway.

appraise_text:
The pair of patchy cotton socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black velvet and vermine robe
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe in black velvet and vermine, such as a wizard of the Sages of the Unknown Shadow would wear.  The black velvet and vermine robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black velvet and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of fake bull horns
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
These wooden bull horns on a headband are perfect if you want to impress a cow or chase walkers off of your field.

appraise_text:
The pair of fake bull horns is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather armband pouch
weight: 1lb
description:
A black leather pouch, small enough to be strapped around an arm but large enough to hold a number of phials and other necessities.  The leather armband pouch has two side pockets and one front pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The leather armband pouch is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: leather robe
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
This is a really stylish-looking leather robe.  It goes down to the ankles and will protect the wearer from the environment.  What's more, it looks good on whoever wears it.

appraise_text:
The leather robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: gold crown
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This crown is made of plaster and painted with very cheap gold paint, which is already flaking in places.  It is hard to imagine a real king or queen wearing something like this, but royalty never ceases to surprise.  Despite its slight faults, the crown is cleverly crafted to resemble a real one.

appraise_text:
The gold crown is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is gold and is made of plaster and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black linen dress
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A loosely woven black linen dress specially made for those who insist on wearing black despite the harsh desert conditions.  The black linen dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black linen dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: grubby chef's apron
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This simple chef's apron started life clean and white, but years of use have turned it a pale grey, with darker stains in various other shades.

appraise_text:
The grubby chef's apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fluffy pink boots
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Crafted from the fluffiest pink wool imaginable, this pair of boots seems to have been designed to give the impression that the wearer's feet are encased in two balls of candyfloss.

appraise_text:
The pair of fluffy pink boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red face covering
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A red gauze rests across the nose and clips behind the ears.  Attached to the lower face covering is a head band which sits upon the head, its edges are trimmed with small beaded tassels that jingle slightly as the head is moved.  It is very alluring in the way that it only reveals the eyes of the wearer.

appraise_text:
The red face covering is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk evening bag
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Darkest black silk reminiscent of a raven's wing has been fashioned into this tiny yet stylish black evening bag.  A long strap allows it to be worn, while the delicate silver clasp lets it open and close.  The fragile silk has been embroidered with a subtly textured black thread, which contrasts to the lustrous material.  The black silk evening bag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The black silk evening bag is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: colourful Fish doll
weight: less than a pound
description:
A brightly coloured fish, made up of patches of material in many shades, it wriggles and flops about.  Diamond-shaped bits of cloth form scales, while fans of crepe act as fins and a tail.

appraise_text:
The colourful Fish doll is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: gauzy white skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a white skirt, made mostly from gauze.  The top of the skirt is a heavily embroidered silk belt, with simple tassels hanging down to preserve the wearer's modesty.  A long split up the side of the gauzy material allows the wearer to move freely.

appraise_text:
The gauzy white skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: scarlet musketeer's tabard
weight: 2lb
description:
This is the ceremonial and battlefield uniform tabard of the Duchess Saturday's Musketeers, made of the finest scarlet linen and lined with satin in a slightly lighter shade.  The theory is that, when fighting, this colour shows the stains less - and when at a party, it stands out better.  The front and back are embroidered with the bunch of grapes which is their symbol, worked in silver, and lines of silver buttons sweep down the front and sides. The generous cut allows plenty of freedom of movement for either deadly sword play or the wooing of courtly beauties.

appraise_text:
The scarlet musketeer's tabard is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is scarlet and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered Auriental dress
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a slinky deep red silk dress with flowers embroidered on it.  It has the skirt slit part way up the sides and the dress is fastened by cloth loops near the top in the traditional Auriental style.  The dress is very well made and looks quite foreign.  Or local, depending where you are.

appraise_text:
The embroidered Auriental dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fly butter
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From a butter fly nest in Razorback.
description:
This is a large pile of fly butter, a delicacy harvested from the nests of butter flies.  Perhaps it's the unique churning of the flies' flight patterns, or perhaps it's just the trace amounts of fly saliva; regardless, it's widely regarded as the tastiest type of butter around, if one has the stomach for it.


item_name: elegant black dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This dress, with its close-fitting sleeveless bodice and the long skirt flaring from the hip, is the perfect one to dance the night away, since the clean lines and dark satin do nothing to distract the eye from the dancer's movements.

appraise_text:
The elegant black dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue and black himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This light linen himation has been dyed a dark shade of blue that slowly fades to black at the ends.  Unadorned otherwise, it flows gently around the shoulders, allowing freedom of movement on the wearer's behalf.

appraise_text:
The blue and black himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black lace Genuan knickers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pair of low-rise boy shorts are made of fine Genuan lace, dyed a deep black.  Slightly tighter than regular Genuan knickers, they sit low on the hips and are cut high on the derriere, the overall effect is rather appealing.

appraise_text:
The pair of black lace Genuan knickers is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: unspecified beach towel
description: This towel needs a full description.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The unspecified beach towel is about six feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dirty green shorts
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of dark green shorts.  Dirt, dust, mud, beer, various condiments, and some unidentifiable yellow gunk have done their valiant best to completely obscure the original colour.

appraise_text:
The pair of dirty green shorts is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: black tunic
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a solemn black colour.

appraise_text:
The black tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white ruffled shirt
description: This is a crisp white linen shirt with billowing sleeves and a waterfall of ruffles down the front.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white ruffled shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green evening dress
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This dazzling green dress closely follows the line of the body before billowing out around the ankles.  A small train of fabric trails a wearer of this creation as they move around.  The top of the dress is strapless, and reveals a moderate amount of chest.

appraise_text:
The green evening dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: old worn right boot
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a right boot, which presumably had a matching left boot once upon a time.  That time may have been quite recent, but the boot itself is rather old and hasn't been polished much.

appraise_text:
The old worn right boot is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of enormous white trousers
description: A pair of enormous white trousers.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of enormous white trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: criss-cross striped bathrobe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Criss-crossed red and green stripes mark this otherwise blue bathrobe.  It's soft and looks like it would enjoy drying up any wet person that decides to wear it very much indeed.  The criss-cross striped bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The criss-cross striped bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: neat black reticule
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This little bag looks ideally suited for a makeup compact, a brush, and perhaps a throwing knife or two.  Glints of deep red and blue form a mysterious pattern amidst the jet beads covering its surface.

appraise_text:
The neat black reticule is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fifteen items.


item_name: pair of stilettoes
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These shoes make the wearer feel slightly taller and make them look somewhat more imposing to the casual observer.  They also have the added effect of making them stick their chest out slightly, and doing strange things to the overall shape of their bum.  They (the shoes, not the wearer) are wrapped in soft blue suede.

appraise_text:
The pair of stilettoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is blue and is made of suede and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: violet silk beret
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This tiny, stylish beret has been designed to sit at a jaunty angle on the crown of your head, exuding a certain louche charm and sophistication.

appraise_text:
The violet silk beret is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is violet and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of gold chopins
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Shaped like clogs, but raised upon foot-high stilts, these chopins are fashioned from woven gold cloth; the stilts are probably wooden, but painted in gold-leaf.  They are the height of ridiculous, extravagant, and impractical fashion, so they are practically de rigeur for a woman of means.

appraise_text:
The pair of gold chopins is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long striped scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Extra long and boldly striped in a rainbow of colour, this long scarf looks like the perfect fashion accessory; as long as you don't trip over the ends.

appraise_text:
The long striped scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather carryall
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a leather sack with a long strap attached.  With more rhinestones it would be called a purse.  But this one is quite a bit more rugged than that, and exudes adventure.  The leather carryall has one main pocket.

appraise_text:
The leather carryall is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: white polo-neck shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
A tight, white polo-neck.  Suitable for a girl to look fly in.  That's cool and trendy, not a small buzzing insect.

appraise_text:
The white polo-neck shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk balaclava
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Eyes and a mouth are all that can be seen of your head when wearing this black silk balaclava.  The colour is slightly off black, there is a faint violet tinge to it.

appraise_text:
The black silk balaclava is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of stripy trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Nice and comfortable looking trousers, they have squilly stripes running up and down the leg.  They look well worn, as if they are a favourite pair of trousers.

appraise_text:
The pair of stripy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: black silk bandana
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a silk black bandana, worn on top of hair to cover over bad hair days, or simply carried as an accessory, this simple piece of silk is a style statement.

appraise_text:
The black silk bandana is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: little black dress
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is the proverbial "little black dress".  It has been lovingly crafted from a sheer black silk, which hints at the existence of other colours as the light catches it.  It would be very flattering on any figure.

appraise_text:
The little black dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark green trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A pair of trousers made from a thick, dark green cotton.  The bottom of the legs are slightly flared, but not overly so, and the stitching is done in a contrasting brown thread.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark green trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: baby blue dress
weight: 1lb
description:
Light stripes of white run across this baby blue dress, which has a white lace collar and cuffs.  It exudes innocence.

appraise_text:
The baby blue dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lace bonnet
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Flowery white lace forms the frill around this round white cap, which is fastened under the chin with a long white ribbon.  The lace bonnet has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The lace bonnet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: pair of oversized red boots
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These are your typical clown boots, bright red and about a foot longer than they strictly need to be.

appraise_text:
The pair of oversized red boots is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long black leather cloak
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A long black leather cloak designed to swirl around the wearer's ankles as they move, making anyone look both amazingly cool and super stylish.  The long black leather cloak has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The long black leather cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of fancy ringmaster's boots
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
These fancy ringmaster's boots are made of crocodile leather.  They are unusual in that most people tend to kill the crocodiles first before using them as boots.

appraise_text:
The pair of fancy ringmaster's boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of crocodile leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black gossamer bodice
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a strapless, black silk bodice.  It fits snugly to the body and is laced up at the back with thick black satin ribbons, passing through metal rings and tying in a loose bow at the bottom, excess ribbon trailing down from it.  Gossamer covers the silk, shimmering very delicately when it catches the light and the boning in the bodice provides the wearer with the illusion, or enhancement, of an hourglass figure.

appraise_text:
The black gossamer bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: report handler bowler hat
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a black bowler hat.  It has a narrow brim and a domed top.  It wouldn't look out of place on a civil servant's head.

appraise_text:
The report handler bowler hat is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black soft-soled boots
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of soft-soled, ankle-length black boots.  The soles are almost silent and the velvet uppers are the mandatory black.

appraise_text:
The pair of black soft-soled boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pleated blue hakama
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of cobalt blue hakama.  Airy and comfortable through the thighs, they are bound up at the waist by a thick band which encircles the torso.  The legs of these trousers have been pleated with a total of four perfectly pressed creases, indicating that these pants should only be worn by someone preparing to plough the fields.

appraise_text:
The pair of pleated blue hakama is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cobalt blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of tabi
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of Auriental socks, called tabi.  White and made of cotton, they provide adequate warmth. The toes are separated into a part for a big toe and a part for the other four toes, which is designed to increase comfort.

appraise_text:
The pair of tabi is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fundoshi
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A simple cotton loincloth, worn underneath your clothes to protect your vitals from the cold and abrasion.

appraise_text:
The fundoshi is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: dragon mask
weight: 4lb
description:
The mask is carved out of thick, heavy black lacquer to look like an impressive and kindly dragon.  It is apparently used to welcome the friendly spirits with a face that they might recognise.

appraise_text:
The dragon mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of lacquer and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red obi
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The obi is made of fine, deep-crimson silk.  The embroidery on it is in black-and-white twisted thread, so that it is only partially visible.  Along the length of the belt, it traces a stylised view of a mountain range, while at one end it breaks up into the characters for "long life", "money" and "crushing the peasant classes beneath the bulk of your wealth-belly".  The other end contains a slip of paper with devotions to the ancestors exhorting them to increase the family fortune.

appraise_text:
The red obi is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black chequered kimono
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This kimono, in a lightweight black cotton, is of good quality, suggesting that it was made for a highly-placed servant in a well-off household.  The collar and hems have a heavy burgundy chequerboard pattern on them, giving them a bumpy texture.

appraise_text:
The black chequered kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk fundoshi
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This fundoshi is a bolt of heavy black silk that wraps easily around a waist and provides support and covering for the vitals, as well as offering the sensation of rubbing on black silk.

appraise_text:
The black silk fundoshi is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of worn canvas slip-on shoes
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
This is a plain, serviceable pair of canvas slip-on shoes.  Although they have been well worn by some previous owner, they have been patched up enough to be wearable for a while longer.  They look very comfortable.

appraise_text:
The pair of worn canvas slip-on shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: golden buffalo kimono
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a high quality big-size men's kimono made from black cotton.  It has full sleeves and a smart white belt to go around the waist.  The full sleeves of the kimono also double as pockets.  A vast golden water buffalo is embroidered on the back of the kimono and a smaller cow motif is on the front, left-hand side, just over the heart.  The water buffalo is a traditional symbol of fertility or, at least, fertiliser.  Either way, the adoption of this symbol says a lot about the wearer.  The golden buffalo kimono has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The golden buffalo kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of zori
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Zori are traditional Auriental footwear that are worn while working in the fields. They have flat soles and a clog thong, which is made of leather.

appraise_text:
The pair of zori is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of snug white breeches
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
While not as sturdy as your brand-name riding breeches, which it is made to resemble, this pair can still look attractive as it hugs the wearer's legs snugly.  The wearer just needs to make sure the legs in question are nicely toned.

appraise_text:
The pair of snug white breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pointy white hat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This perfectly conical white hat is designed to be worn by one who is of the clown persuasion.  It has three fluffy black buttons running up its side, and one fluffy black ball adorning the point.

appraise_text:
The pointy white hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large black towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This large towel is made from the finest black cotton.  It has a depiction of the Assassins' guild coat of arms embroidered in silver thread down at the bottom.

appraise_text:
The large black towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of flat leather shoes
description: This is a pair of flat, sensible shoes - smart, yet sturdy enough for everyday wear.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The pair of flat leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red and white hooped fishnet stockings
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
These are a pair of traditional witches red and white hooped fishnet stockings, made (in)famous by Esmerelda Weatherwax herself.  They are useful for concealing your legs below many layers of undergarments as well as keeping you warm.

appraise_text:
The pair of red and white hooped fishnet stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: velvet green chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length velvet green chiton is cut in a simplistic design that allows the fabric to ripple and wave around the wearer's feet, rather like a field of grass bending on the wind.  The colour is darkest at the top and fades gently towards a brighter shade at the bottom where it is hemmed with a narrow straw yellow seam adorned with embroidered tiny chamomile flowers in white and yellow.

appraise_text:
The velvet green chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] ladies' hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A deceptively simple affair, this black ladies hat has a small brim to shelter the face from the onslaught of sun and weather but is otherwise unadorned.  It sits easily on the head and keeps the head warm with a slight touch of easy elegance but nothing so fancy as to turn heads in the street.

appraise_text:
The black ladies hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient green robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded green velvet material which looks like it was originally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what green hedge wizards would wear.  The green hedge robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The green hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: patched floral towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This towel is very strange-looking as there are several different patches on it.  Each patch is a different floral pattern and they don't exactly match up very well.  It'd probably hold up well enough for you to use it to dry your hair, though.

appraise_text:
The patched floral towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pawprint bathrobe
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This bathrobe looks as if it has been walked on by dozens of tiny little leopards, spreading their black little paws everywhere they managed.  In between the tiny paw prints the bathrobe appears to be of a dusty yellow colour.  The pawprint bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pawprint bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dusty yellow and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: dusty green chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length chiton is cut in a simplistic design to allow freedom of movement for busy hands.  Dyed a warm shade of dusty green it has been carefully embroidered with groves of olive trees in shades of leaf green and tiny black flecks.  An intricate border of embroidered olive leaves circles the hem at the feet in bright shades of gold and bronze.

appraise_text:
The dusty green chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dusty green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of mourning trousers
weight: 3 1/9 lb
description:
These scratchy white trousers are designed to be as uncomfortable as possible, to remind the wearer that they are at a funeral.

appraise_text:
The pair of mourning trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: close-fitting black jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
Made from fine, soft wool, dyed the deep black of water under the stars, and decorated with loops of black braid at the cuffs and along the front flap, this close-fitting high-collared jacket outlines the wearer's figure neatly.  The close-fitting black jacket has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The close-fitting black jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: black satin garter
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a fancy black satin garter with a fine black lace trim.  It fits snugly around the thigh to hold up silk stockings.

appraise_text:
The black satin garter is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pebble grey chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This ankle-length chiton drapes itself elegantly around the body, fluttering on the slightest breeze.  Its base colour is pebble grey, and carefully embroidered swirls of wind have been scattered all over the fabric in seemingly random clusters in shades of blue and light grey.

appraise_text:
The pebble grey chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pebble grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: traditional kilt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a traditional kilt hand-stitched using eight yards of the finest wool material that money can buy this side of the Hub.  It is secured by two leather straps and pewter buckles on the waist, and one on the hip.  The front edge has two fringes, and the back of the kilt is finely plaited to give the kilt an elegant swing as the wearer walks.  The tartan is coloured in a stylish dark red, green and blue checked pattern.

appraise_text:
The traditional kilt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: huge buckle attached to a brown leather belt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This functional strip of brown leather is finished off with a huge buckle.  The buckle is about four inches in diameter and made of bright polished steel.

appraise_text:
The huge buckle attached to a brown leather belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of crampons
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: 76c6afe2a120ffd116eb9362a4e50bce6a0edaf3
description:
These tight fitting shoes are simply sandals with thick leather soles.  Hammered into the soles are scores of small metal spikes designed to help you grip vertical surfaces with your feet while climbing.

appraise_text:
The pair of crampons is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of woollen shoes
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These knitted woollen shoes are much favoured among the Listeners for keeping the noise down in their temple.  They look pretty daft, though.

appraise_text:
The pair of woollen shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of yellow underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are very sensible pants.  Y-fronts, no less.  They have a handy flap at the front for access and elasticised legs for your safety and comfort.  This particular pair is dyed in a very distinct yellow colour.

appraise_text:
The pair of yellow underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tight beige dress
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A tight dress, sculpted close to the body, except for at the top and bottom where it lets a remarkable amount of said body hang out on display.  Luckily it is made of thinly woven linen, else it would get quite warm.  Well, in the middle at least.

appraise_text:
The tight beige dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rose and coral himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a soft, silky himation in dyed shades of rose and pale coral orange with a soft pink border running along the hem to bring out the warmth of the design.  It ripples on the slightest breeze; shimmering and fluttering like a spider web.

appraise_text:
The rose and coral himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is rose pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain, grey suit jacket
weight: 1lb
description:
There is little to be said about this jacket.  It is made from plain, grey cloth and, despite having a slightly feminine cut, is entirely unsexy.  To sum it up, the kind of clothing that a lawyer would wear.

appraise_text:
The plain, grey suit jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is plain grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: cat nose with whiskers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This fake cat nose with whiskers underneath bears a striking similarity to a black rubber ball with some threads attached to it.  It has a piece of string attached to it so it can be worn around the head.

appraise_text:
The cat nose with whiskers is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: smoke-coloured shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This stiff collared shirt compliments a fine physique and accentuates the poise required of a ninja with its smooth lines and straight edges.  White lacquered knots form sturdy buttons that ladder down along the chest whilst a vertical split allows freedom from the low hanging hem.  The folded and enforced cuffs of white strike a contrast with the deep grey silk of the rest of the shirt to complete an elegant yet functional garment.  The smoke-coloured shirt has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The smoke-coloured shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is smoke grey and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pink leather choker
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a narrow strip of thin leather, the exact shade of roses, if rather impressively pink ones.  It wraps snugly around the wearer's neck and supports a silver pendant in the shape of a kitten.

appraise_text:
The pink leather choker is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is pink and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red underpants
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These are very sensible pants.  Y-fronts, no less.  They have a handy flap at the front for access and elasticised legs for your safety and comfort.  The red colour they are dyed with is eye goggling.

appraise_text:
The pair of red underpants is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy fox tail
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a bushy red tail with a snow-white tip.  Its luxurious fur is so fluffy that you feel like wrapping it around yourself in winter for warmth.  It almost seems to have a mind of its own.

appraise_text:
The fluffy fox tail is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of high-heeled seaboots
weight: 2lb
description:
Sturdy, stylish, and well-nigh indestructible, these glossy black leather boots were made to be planted on the deck of a ship in a heaving sea while their wearer wrestles with the wheel, scans the skies for a heading, or fends off a horde of enemies with a boarding pike.  The turned-down tops flare outwards, lending the owner a certain piratical swagger which the three-inch heels only emphasise, and providing a fine place to keep looted jewels, bottles of rum, or a last hidden knife.  The pair of high-heeled seaboots has two improvised pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of high-heeled seaboots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of tight shorts
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These are some very tight fitting shorts out of a very peculiar stretch material.  They will follow even your strangest moves.  They are perfect for acrobatics or, say, climbing, for that matter.  They are coloured dark grey.  The pair of tight shorts has one behind pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of tight shorts is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is dark grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: pair of tight black leather trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of tight black trousers made of leather so soft you feel almost naked while wearing them.  They are not very comfortable, but they sure look sexy.

appraise_text:
The pair of tight black leather trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tropical trousers
weight: 1lb
description:
These trousers are the typical tourist wear for people not used to wearing real clothes when they go on holidays.  Loud clashing colours compete for space in a tropical theme.  The pair of tropical trousers has one back pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of tropical trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of fake vampire teeth
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of fake vampire teeth, the sort that foreign ghosts wear.  They were probably imported by some fun-loving sailor and tossed overboard by an unimpressed fiancee.

appraise_text:
The pair of fake vampire teeth is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [material]-trimmed [colour] velvet frock-coat
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A garment of somewhat antiquated cut, this coat fits snugly across broad shoulders and a muscled chest, the silver-braided lapels cutting away to a thigh-length flared skirt trimmed with more silver braid.  Subtle glints of light dance from the soft, slightly worn nap of the forest green velvet.

appraise_text:
The silver-trimmed green velvet frock-coat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: antique Hattian reliquary
weight: about ten pounds
description:
Carved from a single piece of velvety brown agate, this reliquary takes the form of an uncomfortable-looking sofa.  The cushions slope gently down, indicating that the relic is to be placed not upon the sofa but in a cleverly designed niche behind it.  It's really very cleverly done - you can even see the scratch marks left by some holy or unholy cat on the arms.  There is nothing on the antique Hattian reliquary.

appraise_text:
The antique Hattian reliquary is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of agate and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or one item.


item_name: Borogravian china tailor
weight: about a pound
description:
Made from vibrant polychrome china, this statuette shows a young man sitting tailor-fashion.  One hand thrusts a needle through the pile of colourful fabric draped across his lap, and the other holds a cheerful red book that he gazes at intently through half-moon spectacles.  On his shoulder, a white mouse sits washing her face with her paws.

appraise_text:
The Borogravian china tailor is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of ceramic.


item_name: set of cloisonne flying ducks
weight: about four pounds
description:
The House of Rouilletemps are traditionally devotees of Ordpor the Tasteless, and this set of flying ducks is said to have hung on the wall in the privy chamber of the 5th Duc de Chagrin.  They are done in beautiful cloisonne work, enamelled in a dozen shades of orange and green within cells of golden filigree.

appraise_text:
The set of cloisonne flying ducks is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of enamel and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: antique gilded bookstand
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
Laboriously crafted for the 3rd Duc de Chagrin by master-craftsman Rinaldo of Tramplona, this veritable Temple of Literature will cradle any tome in its uplifted gilt-floral wings.  It stands proudly upon a tripod of curled and fretted acanthus boughs, rising in a veritable frenzy of ornament upon ornament to the golden wings of some gigantic celestial oriel.  There is nothing on the antique gilded bookstand.

appraise_text:
The antique gilded bookstand is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 6 pounds, or one item.


item_name: worm-eaten Llamedese blanket chest
weight: about forty pounds
description:
Old and dark and still sturdy despite the woodworm holes riddling all its surfaces, this Llamedese oak blanket chest has been carefully carved with a severely restrained band of knotwork to satisfy both the traditional Llamedese love of intricate ornament and the repressively traditional Llamedese horror of anything not severely functional.  It's large enough for an entire winter's supply of blankets, or to put it another way, large enough to conceal a Reformed Circle druid when a Strict Monastic Circle druid visits unexpectedly.  Or, indeed, vice versa.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The worm-eaten Llamedese blanket chest is about five feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 133 pounds, or about one hundred and twenty items.


item_name: antique walnut grandfather clock
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
Tall and slim, with fretted spires and pillars, this clock may in fact be a cunningly disguised Ordporian cathedral complete with carved gargoyles in the shape of humorously posed poodles.  The age-cracked porcelain dial is marked with Latatian numerals in gold, and painted with a riot of bluebirds and peonies, whilst the hands themselves are barbed and fretted like an entire cavalry regiment of porpentines.  Through the tall window, a shining brass pendulum swings ceaselessly.  Some of the pillars are clearly more recent replacements for the originals, but they are well matched and do not detract from the antiquity of the piece.  The hands show that the time is five to one.

appraise_text:
The antique walnut grandfather clock is about six and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: antique Gappic reliquary
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This miniature chest of drawers has been carved from a maple burl, showcasing the intricate whorls of the grain.  A single drawer sits open, showing a niche for the relic amongst a nest of miniature silk cravats.  It's really very cleverly done - you can even see the tiny polka-dots and paisleys on the green and goldenrod cravats.  There is nothing on the antique Gappic reliquary.

appraise_text:
The antique Gappic reliquary is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or one item.


item_name: antique silver-gilt medallion
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
Inspired by the ancient and ornate calligraphic tradition of Eritor, a Quirmian master jeweller took immense pains over this medallion.  A wreath of acanthus leaves surrounds a panel of fluid, looping tracery, spelling out an faithfully copied ancient blessing in the beautiful Klatchian language.  It appears to have something written on it.  Written in Klatchian: silly foreign eaters of avec go home


item_name: pair of fine black trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black, cotton trousers.  They look quite comfortable to wear, but they wouldn't do much to keep you warm.   The pair of fine black trousers has one small pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of fine black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: orange and yellow vertically-striped silk shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a shirt made from long vertical strips of orange and yellow silk.  Only a Gappic or nobleman would wear this.

appraise_text:
The orange and yellow vertically-striped silk shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is orange and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: midnight blue himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Fluttering lightly around the wearer's body this light linen himation has been dyed a deep shade of midnight blue and embroidered with myriads of tiny silver stars in seemingly random swirls.

appraise_text:
The midnight blue himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is midnight blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black leather chaps
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These are a truly stunning pair of black leather trousers, exquisitely stitched and of truly fine quality.  The leather is soft and supple, and yet shines with a radiance that suggests that a large amount of love, care, and polish went into their creation.  The pair of black leather chaps has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather chaps is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: babydoll harlequin dress
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This short full-skirted dress is coloured black and white fabric, pieced together in the traditional motley pattern.  The velvet top fits snugly around the wearer's torso and the flared skirt is made from a teasingly see-through gauze.  The hem is edged with a black ribbon.

appraise_text:
The babydoll harlequin dress is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: heart shaped badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small, pink, heart shaped badge, perfect for having engraved, and giving to a friend as an expression of love.

appraise_text:
The heart shaped badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: official Sto Helit poncho
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
The coat of arms of Sto Helit is embossed on the front of this covering cloak.  Clearly this is typically worn by the city guard.  Although it looks a lot more like a sheet with a hole in it, and probably isn't all that durable, at least nobody within a quarter-mile can miss its owner.

appraise_text:
The official Sto Helit poncho is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rather forward white lace brassiere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Subtle underwiring renders the rather scanty white lace of this brassiere very supportive, and certainly does nothing to minimise the wearer's figure.  Gentle arcs of snowdrops and roses curve across the cups, obscuring anything liable to cause offence to delicate sensibilities, and fragments of petal and leaf decorate the narrow shoulder straps.

appraise_text:
The rather forward white lace brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: floppy hat
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This hat has been cunningly woven from thin strips of material so as to make it floppy.  The top of it flops to one side and the brim flops down randomly, giving the wearer the appearance of having a head that was very large at one point but which has subsequently deflated.

appraise_text:
The floppy hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient blue robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded blue velvet material which looks like it was orginally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what blue hedge wizards would wear.  The blue hedge robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The blue hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: antique plough harness
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This tangle of old, cracked black leather and slightly tarnished brightwork was, once, the pride and joy of a ploughman's life, both adorning his faithful team and enabling them to pull a cart, or a plough, or - er, whatever other delightfully rustic machinery one wishes, one supposes.  A dozen horse brasses hang from various straps, showing past agricultural triumphs, or perhaps good marks at whatever school plough-horses are forced to attend.

appraise_text:
The antique plough harness is about three feet long and about six feet wide.  It is made of leather and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Borogravian china shepherdess
weight: about a pound
description:
Made from pretty and delicate polychrome china, this winsome country lass stands nine inches tall from the tip of her silk-slippered toes to the top of her silk-ribboned crook.  Blonde ringlets spill over the shoulders of her pretty pink silk sheep-herding gown, and blue eyes gaze with a vacant smile into the middle distance, no doubt vigilantly watching over an unseen flock.

appraise_text:
The Borogravian china shepherdess is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of ceramic.


item_name: silver and garnet jewel coffer
weight: about seven pounds
description:
Clearly the work of Quirmian master-craftsman Guillaume de la Morbidity, this solid silver coffer has been chased with looping, swirling designs after the Klatchian style and inlaid in red gold.  A pattern of garnets on the arched lid depicts the constellation of Silur the Catfish, and more garnets serve as toenails on the four desert lion's feet that support the base.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The silver and garnet jewel coffer is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of silver and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 17 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: pair of ruby slippers
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These ruby silk ballet slippers could be brand new, if not for that indefinable aura of confidence about them - something that says they can take a dancer across any stage, anywhere, without falling or stumbling, and have done so for decades now.  Tiny glass beads around the throat glint gently in the light, and the uppers are dotted with tiny flowers in matching ruby-red silk thread.  The insides of the heels are a little worn.

appraise_text:
The pair of ruby slippers is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is ruby red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of amusing earmuffs
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This pair of "amusing" earmuffs is formed from a topper made to appear like an oversized frog's head, with two frog's leg shaped bits on either side.  They'd certainly keep your ears warm, but they seem to be more weird and annoying than actually amusing.  The only thing that they really bring to mind is that there is no accounting for taste, or in some cases tastelessness.

appraise_text:
The pair of amusing earmuffs is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple red chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple red linen chiton, flowing loosely around the shoulders and trapping the occasional cooling breeze in its folds.  It has no embroideries or other adornments, being a simple item of workman's clothing.

appraise_text:
The simple red chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of form-fitting woollen tights
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These are the type of leggings which highlight every feature and flaw of the wearer's physique, while leaving nothing to the imagination.  The wool is knitted in a green and brown pattern which resembles light and shadow on a forest floor.

appraise_text:
The pair of form-fitting woollen tights is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is brown-green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red flounced skirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a long red skirt, generously provided with flounces.  It looks like the perfect thing for making an entrance or an exit, and no doubt would cause severe mutterings among those so inclined.

appraise_text:
The red flounced skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: red bathing cap
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The companion for a red bathing suit, this bathing cap is bright red, spangly and is suited for the most outrageous of people.  It is the perfect accessory to keep one's hair dry when bathing.  

appraise_text:
The red bathing cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk boxer shorts
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Made from the finest of black silks and cut in a flattering style, this pair of boxer shorts is both comfortable and that little bit decadent.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk boxer shorts is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cream linen trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of cream trousers, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The pair of cream linen trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of cream linen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cream and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: Agatean man wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The wig is bald on top and the straight, black hair is made into a long pigtail that goes all the way down to the waist.

appraise_text:
The Agatean man wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of angular black trousers
description: Sharply cut and sharply creased, these fine black wool trousers are practically rectangular.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The pair of angular black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: Dry-as-an-Ecksian coat
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
Famous throughout the Ecksian land, this dusty brown coat is made of durable, waterproof material that is designed to keep you as dry as an Ecksian in any weather.  While it certainly serves its purpose well, it seems the Ecksians have a lot to learn about fashion.  The Dry-as-an-Ecksian coat has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The Dry-as-an-Ecksian coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dusty brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: black silk skirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Tightly fitted at the waist to emphasise the hips and thighs, this slightly flared skirt falls to just above the knee, where it swings lightly, offering a flattering fit for many.  Made from heavy black brocade, the pattern features barely discernible overlapping flowers, ideal for those more formal occasions.  The black silk skirt has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black silk skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: gaudy red plaid shirt
description: This is a gaudy, simple, red, plaid shirt.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The gaudy red plaid shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen jacket
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a white, short jacket which is cut off just above the waist.  It is cut from thick, stiff linen.  The white linen jacket has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The white linen jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: antique Sekkite reliquary
weight: about ten pounds
description:
Carved from a single piece of black marble, this reliquary takes the form of a blocky altar upon which the relic is to be laid, with a robed and cowled priest looming menacingly over it with sacrificial dagger upraised.  An arch of leaping flames rises above them all.  It's really very cleverly done - you can even see the tiny runnels on the altar for the blood to run down.  There is nothing on the antique Sekkite reliquary.

appraise_text:
The antique Sekkite reliquary is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of marble and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or one item.


item_name: Borogravian china cobbler
weight: about a pound
description:
Made from delicate polychrome china, this sturdy unpretentious artisan sits bent over his workbench, making shoes all the livelong day.  From the silver buckles on his shoes to the white curls on the crown of his head, every detail is adorable.

appraise_text:
The Borogravian china cobbler is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of ceramic.


item_name: pair of glossy black riding boots
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These mirror-polished knee-high boots, with their smooth tan cuffs, have clearly been designed for nothing other than riding, since they're inflexible enough to make walking any distance less than pleasurable and the smooth soles give very little traction on hard surfaces.  However, they're utterly ideal for balls and parties, and if one's lackey has been doing his job the toes show very clear reflections.  They do smell very faintly of marmalade, due to the traditional - and only proper - polishing technique.

appraise_text:
The pair of glossy black riding boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of ritual gauntlets
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These gauntlets have been designed to allow wizards to handle magical energies and materials safely.  Accordingly, they have been lined with three layers of grey silk, with charms and talismans interspersed, and embroidered with powerful and eldritch runes and sigils.  They have also been made of very thick leather.  The pair of ritual gauntlets has two cuff pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of ritual gauntlets is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is grey and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: green apple Hello Monkey! towel
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This towel will cheer up any bathroom or screaming youngster!  Affixed with the Hello Monkey! trademark logo of a disproportionately large-headed simian and dotted with large green apples, this is the sort of towel that any Hello Monkey! fan would die for.  There is probably an entire bathroom set that you could collect!

appraise_text:
The green apple Hello Monkey! towel is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is apple green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A black veil designed to shadow the lower half of your face under a gauzy, floating layer of thin material.

appraise_text:
The black veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: scarlet veil
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A soft scarlet veil designed to give the impression of modestly concealing the wearer's face, whilst not actually doing so.

appraise_text:
The scarlet veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is scarlet and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: antique mahogany music stand
weight: about three pounds
description:
Ornately fretted and inlaid with curlicues of ivory, this music stand carries a delightfully authentic pattern of scorching along one side.  This marks it as one of the music stands involved in the Duke of Pseudopolis's musicians' infamous musical protest against unpaid overtime, the "Go Home You Bastard Concerto", which culminated in each musician setting fire to their music stand and leaving the stage in silence before the soloist ceremoniously presented the Duke with their list of demands.  Which was also on fire.  There is nothing on the antique mahogany music stand.

appraise_text:
The antique mahogany music stand is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: antique Gufnorkian reliquary
weight: about ten pounds
description:
A sculpted bird's nest, each twig carved from brown marble, enfolds a bed of thistledown and rabbit fur upon which a holy relic might be cradled as gently as any mother bird her exceedingly fluffy chick.  It's really very cleverly done - you can even see fragments of carved eggshell buried in the fluff.  There is nothing on the antique Gufnorkian reliquary.

appraise_text:
The antique Gufnorkian reliquary is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of marble and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or one item.


item_name: pair of loose-fitting trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These trousers are nearly impossible to miss.  They have clearly been designed with minimal protection and maximum visibility in mind.  It's hard to believe that these impractical bags of cloth are the traditional trousers of the Sto Helit City Guard, but at least they carry the requisite colours and insignia.

appraise_text:
The pair of loose-fitting trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: woven bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This bra is loosely woven from linen, making it reveal possibly more than the wearer intended.  It can't be that supportive either.

appraise_text:
The woven bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black embroidered thobe
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Black cotton fabric with the qabbeh (or chest piece) embroidered in silk threads with a continuous red and green geometric design accented with a cypress tree pattern.  The sleeves, side panel and both the front and back skirt panels are heavily embroidered, edged, and accented in the same beautiful floral and cypress tree patterns.

appraise_text:
The black embroidered thobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: porcelain cameo pendant
appraise_text: It is made of ceramic and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This ornately frilled and gilded miniature portrait hangs from a genteelly faded oyster silk ribbon.  The elegantly crackled porcelain itself is rather domed, leading one to the irresistible supposition that it may once have formed the side of a commemorative teapot.  The devastatingly adorned and curled profile of the Duchesse de Chagrin - showing the celebrated shy chin and noble nose of the House of Rouilletemps - stares off into the middle distance, or possibly the wearer's cleavage depending on positioning.


item_name: pair of enormous clown shoes
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A pair of enormous clown shoes.  They are bright red and at least two foot long.  Huge fake toes are sticking out the end of them.

appraise_text:
The pair of enormous clown shoes is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is bright red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fisherman's kimono
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This lightweight kimono is made of stout Agatean wool, beautifully decorated in novelty lobsters in various poses.  It looks perfect for stepping in and out of fishing boats, though perhaps not built for modesty when doing so.

appraise_text:
The fisherman's kimono is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey fur-trimmed robe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This robe is not the most impressive of items.  It is made from thick grey-coloured wool and has a cowl trimmed with rabbit fur.  It is of the sort often worn by students from Generation Hex, complete with the ink-stained breast pocket.  The grey fur-trimmed robe has two side pockets and one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The grey fur-trimmed robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: wide-brimmed explorer's hat
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Battered, serviceable, and stained with the weather and the dirt of exotic foreign lands, this hat would serve equally well to protect the intrepid explorer from rain or from sunstroke.  The wide-brimmed explorer's hat has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The wide-brimmed explorer's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: Borogravian china sheep
weight: about a pound
description:
A magnificently adorable mound of white fluff grazes contentedly on a patch of bright green grass, its mind - or what in the case of a lowland sheep passes as a mind - pure and untroubled as though a beneficient shepherd and a devoted sheepdog watched over it forever.

appraise_text:
The Borogravian china sheep is roughly a couple of inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of ceramic.


item_name: antique harpsichord
weight: about a hundred and fifty pounds
description:
This delightful double-manual harpsichord is apparently made entirely from a froth of gilding, supported on eight bowed lion-clawed legs (although one of them appears to be a Century of the Three Lice replacement for the original) and the inside of the lid has been ornately painted with a florid depiction of the Third Battle of Clatherill Pass, where Lord Stephen Venturi famously lost seven hundred men in a gallant but doomed charge against the Klatchians.  They later turned up alive and well on a distant farm, due apparently to muddled instructions, but of the two hundred men who did successfully charge with Lord Venturi, only seven returned alive.  'Twas a famous victory, but not for Ankh-Morpork.

appraise_text:
The antique harpsichord is about five feet long and about four feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: antique Sandelfonian reliquary
weight: about ten pounds
description:
In a miniature section of corridor, magnificently detailed in tiny bricks and tiny slates, sits a miniature steel filing cabinet. The bottom drawer, and only the bottom drawer, is open and a hanging file sits ready to receive a holy relic.  It's really very cleverly done - you can even see the tiny letter 'R' on the hanging file, showing that the relic will be filed correctly.  There is nothing on the antique Sandelfonian reliquary.

appraise_text:
The antique Sandelfonian reliquary is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of stone and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or one item.


item_name: musketeer's jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
This uniform jacket of blue velvet with its gilt trimming at the cuffs is favoured by the captains and lieutenants of the Duchess Saturday's Musketeers.  Emblazoned with a shining array of medals on the left lapel, there can be little doubt of the authority the wearer must command.

appraise_text:
The musketeer's jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pale blue robe
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a rather pretty pale blue robe that a young woman wanting to impress might wear to the office.  It has no frills or decoration but is nevertheless figure hugging and provocative.

appraise_text:
The pale blue robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: magistrate's wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a big white powdered wig that has been carefully curled and positioned to make even the commonest of citizens appear stately and wise.  Not that commoners would ever be caught dead wearing such an abomination, of course.  That's an honour reserved solely for the upper class.

appraise_text:
The magistrate's wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of flared black linen trousers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These lightweight linen trousers are tight at the waist, but flare to a wide bell at the end of each leg.  Dark purple and deep red embroidery runs up the length of them, the strange and wild designs are headspinning.  The pair of flared black linen trousers has one back pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of flared black linen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: [colour] ascot
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This silk ascot has been dyed a fresh, springlike lemon colour that would set off a light-coloured shirt wonderfully.  Tied in a proper knot, it would look very classy.

appraise_text:
The lemon ascot is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is lemon yellow and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red carnation buttonhole
description: This is a elegant red carnation, fixed so that it may be worn as a buttonhole in a suit.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red carnation buttonhole is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of carnations and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] cotton kepi
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This stylish, broad-brimmed hat is designed to protect the face and neck from the strong sunlight of the desert rays.  A flap of loosely-woven cotton cloth covers the neck and makes this hat a cool and classy accessory for desert life.  The beige cotton kepi has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The beige cotton kepi is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is beige and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: golden badge
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small golden badge.  It has the Ankh-Morpork signature engraved on it forming a picture of a large hippo.

appraise_text:
The golden badge is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is golden and is made of steel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark brown velvet hose
weight: 1lb
description:
Thickly and luxuriously padded, these puffy velvet hose are slashed to show off the scarlet satin lining, and the rather large codpiece has been set with a rampant goat picked out in red jewels.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark brown velvet hose is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is dark brown and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white spats
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These are ankle boots in soft white leather.  The design curves forward stylishly to separate the body of the boots into an upper and lower layer, and the lower layer of each spat fastens under the instep with small pearl buttons.  These eloquent boots are almost guaranteed to make anyone look classy and distinguished.

appraise_text:
The pair of white spats is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black satin midriff shirt
weight: 1lb
description:
This black satin top will caress every curve of your torso, clinging and outlining your form.  The shirt is cut off just below the breasts, and has a thin row of lace bordering the edge.  The sleeves are also tight, but not restricting.

appraise_text:
The black satin midriff shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: purple and violet carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its simplicity, this bag is comprised of a square of dark purple carpet with a woven pattern of pretty violets folded up and sewn together in the sides.  Sensible, yet elegant, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while going about one's business. It is small enough to not be burdensome, and its closing mechanism is crafted from wood wrapped in black kidskin leather.  The purple and violet carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The purple and violet carpetbag is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is purple and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: ruby silk veil
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
The light catches and dances like flames in the folds of this ruby silk veil, which conceals the wearer's features from the bridge of the nose downwards.  It is bound about with slender gold silk braiding, which tapers off into two tiny gold clasps that secure it in the wearer's hair.  Small gold coins and bells dangle from the bottom edge, to weight the thin fabric and to guard against the veil being blown aside by an errant breeze.  The shimmering silk of the veil warms the hue of surrounding skin that is left uncovered and serves to enhance the eyes, making them appear larger and more alluring.

appraise_text:
The ruby silk veil is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is ruby and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black velvet waistcoat
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This jet black crushed velvet waistcoat has all the trimmings, including a fine gold chain hanging from the breast pocket, and the ubiquitous perfectly folded black silk handkerchief peeking out.

appraise_text:
The black velvet waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is jet black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green and pink sowrong
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long piece of light cloth, known as the sowrong in the native Genuan language, which can be wrapped into a very attractive skirt. This sowrong has a background of tropical green plants, overlaid with bright pink and purple exotic flowers, and a pink fringe.

appraise_text:
The green and pink sowrong is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


