# items

item_name: golden sickle
weight: 6 1/9 lb
description:
Despite its appearance, the material of this sickle is much too light and strong to be gold.  The sickle's design is similarly unusual, with a light chain connecting the blade and the handle allowing it to be used at long range.  It could also be used in a more conventional fashion, with its balance and edge making it a more than adequate weapon.

appraise_text:
The golden sickle is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: red white-edged card (closed)
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a plain red card with white edges.  The centre is reserved for text.  It is closed.  There is some fine handwriting on the outside.

appraise_text:
The red white-edged card (closed) is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of card.


item_name: red marble fireplace
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This fireplace consists of a marble mantlepiece, surround and hearth constructed around a heatproof brick fire pit.  Clearly made by a skilled craftsperson, the red marble has been polished to almost a mirror shine that is set off nicely by its white veins.  It would add a touch of opulent grandeur to any home.  The hearth is blackened with ashes and old embers.  There is nothing on the red marble fireplace.

appraise_text:
The red marble fireplace is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 13 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: golden candle holder
weight: about three pounds
description:
This ornate golden candlestick is lavishly decorated with a pattern composed of a pair of intertwining dragons.  There is nothing on the golden candle holder.

appraise_text:
The golden candle holder is about five feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of gold and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: iron-framed painting of Tang Bay
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a large sheet of silk which has been suspended in a frame of steel.  The silk has been delicately painted with soft pastel watercolours in a depiction of Tang Bay in Shoo-Li from the base of the pier.  The water is a brilliant aquamarine colour and the long blight of the Great Wall stretches from side to side, cutting off the horizon.

appraise_text:
The iron-framed painting of Tang Bay is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: terracotta bird bath
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a peculiarly low bird bath, which doesn't augur well for the birds who are likely to use it.  The base of the bath is shaped like a chubby frog, while its gaping mouth serves as the basin.

appraise_text:
The terracotta bird bath is about three and a half feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of terracotta and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: colourful Claro Cliff bowl
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a well-made bowl, painted in bright, colourful shades.  The main feature of the design is a quaint-looking cottage, painted in angular forms.  A small CC monogram has been carefully signed on the back.  There is nothing on the colourful Claro Cliff bowl.

appraise_text:
The colourful Claro Cliff bowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 3 pounds.


item_name: large wooden shield
weight: 8 6/9 lb
description:
This shield is a large, round piece of wood.  If you put it between you and the person who is trying to hit you, you will probably be a lot better off.

appraise_text:
The large wooden shield is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: sock flyper
appraise_text: It appears to be made of tog.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The sock flyper looks like a strange contraption, soft to the touch, with several elongated bits that can bend.  It seems as if inserting this into the folds of your socks and handling it the correct way could result in fully flyped socks.


item_name: orange seashell
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a pretty orange seashell.  It is mostly white, but orange stripes are running through the ridges on the outer side as well as through the smooth part of the inner surface.

appraise_text:
The orange seashell is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of shell.


item_name: tin bathtub
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This tin bathtub is oval and plenty big enough for two people to soak in, but frankly, this is a utilitarian tub and you probably wouldn't want to spend any more time in it that you absolutely had to.  It might, however be the perfect accessory for in front of a witch's fireplace.

appraise_text:
The tin bathtub is about five feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1166 pounds, about sixty items, or about 109 gallons.


item_name: peacock tail
special_find_note: a4a93b269a40e4b3ea721d61580553c7be44c6ea
description:
The peacock's tail has been painstakingly made from real peacock feathers.  They trail along the ground far behind the wearer on a light bamboo frame.  Two strings attached to the frame go round the wearer's wrists so the tail can be pulled up and displayed in all its glory.


item_name: battleslugs game
weight: about a pound
description:
Two little boxes with green and red pegs and some grey looking slugs, it looks like you are trying to destroy all the slugs the opponent has secretly placed in your garden.  Weird Really.

appraise_text:
The battleslugs game is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: small firecracker
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small red tube sporting a short fuse that you could probably light to see some entertaining effects.  Holding it for too long after this is done is ill advised, though.

appraise_text:
The small firecracker is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is blue and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pine mirror
weight: about ten pounds
description:
A mirror with a pine frame that arches gracefully at the top.  It could be painted or left as naked pine.  It is too dark to see much in the room.

appraise_text:
The pine mirror is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pine and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: large piece of steak
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is quite a large piece of steak, seasoned simply with garlic it still looks and smells as if it will taste delicious.  It does however look a bit too underdone, you can almost still see blood coming from it.


item_name: gingerbread headless horse
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This gingerbread horse is missing its head, as might be expected from a Slippery Hollow confectionary.  The red icing around the neck stump is a nice touch.


item_name: green enamel jug
weight: about four pounds
description:
A pot-bellied enamel jug, glazed in a pea-green shade.  Its smooth exterior is only a little chipped, and the mouth opens generously onto a creamy interior, a little stained with old watermarks.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The green enamel jug is about a foot and a half long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of enamel and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: prayer book
appraise_text: The prayer book is about six inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 1lb
description:
This prayer book is nothing but a collection of badly copied pages, glued together with an unidentifiable substance.  It contains the prayer: [God prayer].


item_name: silver and cerulean amphora
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
Crafted from fine clay, and glazed in silver sparkle imbued cerulean, this amphora carries two seemingly disparate designs, as if the painter could not decide between realism and symbolism.  One side has a glittery spray of silver and gold stars, almost obscuring a set of black tentacles (possibly a botched first attempt).  The other side bears a lovingly painted plate full of phyllo wrapped pastries, baklava, dolmades, and other Ephebian treats.  The artist has gone to extensive trouble to make the food look absolutely real, displaying a talent at mixing colours and shading that is rarely seen in Ephebian art.  A work of fine, if hunger-inducing, art, its handles are smooth and arched to allow easy stacking, and its knob-like stopper has been covered in so many layers of sparkles that it's nearly a sculpture on its own.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The silver and cerulean amphora is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 555 pounds, about two hundred and eighty items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: Fish Floater
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
Fish Floater is really only a fancy name for fish soup.  The reason for the name is that there are little chunks of fish somewhere in the cloudy soup and occasionally one will float to the top.  A heady aroma of spices wafts up from the bowl and a cloud of it can almost be seen sitting just above the surface.  Pink and white pieces of fish bob about on the surface looking eager to be eaten.


item_name: enamelled Satsuma vase
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This beautiful vase is made in Satsuma style, which elaborately employs the use of gold.  The colourful centre scene depicts several Agatean courtesans leisurely spending their time in the garden, while the neck and base are covered in a pattern of soft black and warm gold dusted with pale green and rose-coloured flowers.  The fully gold-covered handles are complex in design and match the highly ornamented style of the vase.  Strikingly rich, this work of art will lighten up any environment.

appraise_text:
The enamelled Satsuma vase is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pack of confetti
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small paper packet designed to wrap small things in for easier handling.  The small packet is about one-quarter full with some colourful confetti.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small packet is about six inches long and not very wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or ten items.


item_name: crystal incense burner
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This incense burner is made from a low crystal bowl, carved with a pattern of rolling waves.  It is supported by a tangle of polished coral, twisted and braided to give the whole thing the appearance of a jellyfish.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The crystal incense burner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of crystal and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: jolly roger stick-on applique
weight: about a pound
description:
This is an applique designed to be applied to walls as a decoration.  It has the following design on it:  The jolly roger.

appraise_text:
The jolly roger stick-on applique is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cardboard.


item_name: shot glass of sparkling white wine
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a nicely made shot glass, of the sort usually used to serve spirit measures in pubs and restaurants.  The shot glass of sparkling white wine is about half full with three teaspoons of sparkling white wine.  It is about half full.

appraise_text:
The shot glass of sparkling white wine is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: brass ring
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a very nice ring that has been lovingly crafted from brass.  It's engraved with leaf-patterns running around the outside.


item_name: loaded twenty-sided die
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a die nicely carved from ivory with twenty sides.  This die is special because a secret widget inside of the die can be set, enabling it to land on any side the roller chooses.  The widget is currently set to twenty.

appraise_text:
The loaded twenty-sided die is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bag of white chocolate truffles
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small rectangular paper bag of a chic and tasteful, deep dark green.  Painted on it in suave gold letters is the word "Hayaryu's".  The spartan green bag contains:  ten white chocolate truffles.  It is open.


item_name: oak kitchen table
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This is a large, rectangular table made of heavy oak planks.  It is similar to the hefty tables used as individual tea-trays in the Unseen University and is sturdy enough to hold a sizeable feast ...or a small snack.  There is nothing on the oak kitchen table.

appraise_text:
The oak kitchen table is about seven feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: snake-carven mahogany desk
weight: about forty pounds
description:
Ever heard the story of that witch with hair made of snakes, who turned everyone who looked at her into wood?  Well, this desk looks at first glance like she picked up a mirror.  It is a carved mass of mahogany snakes, seething over the desktop and down the legs.  Under the thick pane of glass that forms a flat top to the desk, serpentine backs coil and writhe, with the occasional dragonish head rearing up or biting at its neighbours.  It must have taken a very long time to carve.  There is nothing on the snake-carven mahogany desk.

appraise_text:
The snake-carven mahogany desk is about five feet long and about seven and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: geisha costume
special_find_note: a4a93b269a40e4b3ea721d61580553c7be44c6ea
description:
This costume is a replica of the ornate and complicated kimonos worn by geishas.  It is made of black cotton with red and gold flowers embroidered around it.  A fake red obi is attached to the costume, making it much simpler to wear than a real geisha outfit.  The long sleeves trail almost to the ground.  All it needs is a wig to complete the outfit.


item_name: Fung Shooey book
weight: about a pound
description:
This book's design is minimalist but strangely aesthetically pleasing.  You feel calmer just looking at it.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed Fung Shooey book is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: bottle of Sea Grape Wine
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large black glass bottle.  This is a vintage bottle of Sea Grape wine, A rare product coming from the island of Krull.  It looks very expensive and it is probably only possible to buy this from the most exclusive of shops.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The large black bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: tulip wood coffee table
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This delicate, oval coffee table has been made of beautiful, white tulip wood and polished to a mirror finish.  The beaded edge looks like a strand of pearls.  The straight, plain legs have been capped in shiny brass.  There is nothing on the tulip wood coffee table.

appraise_text:
The tulip wood coffee table is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: mallet
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This mallet is extremely heavy in order to give assistance to the sculptor when at work.  It looks rather like a normal hammer, except that it is a little smaller.

appraise_text:
The mallet is about nine inches long and a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: some beebalm
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of beebalm, about one stalk.  It is an aromatic herbaceous shrub, having clusters of fragrant brown and yellow flowers yielding an oily resinous substance with healing and soothing properties.


item_name: ancient Omnian obol
appraise_text: The ancient Omnian obol is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of silver.
weight: less than a pound
description:
The ancient Omnian obol is no longer legal tender.  It is very old indeed.  It shows a faded head on the reverse, and a rose on the obverse.


item_name: vine mirror
weight: about seven pounds
description:
A full-length silvered mirror, set in a plain pine frame.  At least, that was what it was before it fell afoul of a Genuan designer.  Now thick wires of silver writhe their way around the rim, and green enamelled leaves appear to grow out of it.  Its base falls gracefully to the ground in a series of scallops, while a pair of brightly painted wooden lovebirds perch on top of the frame.  It is too dark to see much in the room.

appraise_text:
The vine mirror is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pint of rice beer
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a nicely made pint glass, of the sort usually used to serve beer and cider in pubs and restaurants.  The pint glass of rice beer is completely full with one pint of rice beer.  It is completely full.

appraise_text:
The pint glass of rice beer is roughly a couple of inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: lopsided beret
description:
This smallish beret sits comfortably to one side, and comes equipped with a small bobble on the top.  It is roguish and cute, and is probably trying way too hard to be both.


item_name: small golden dictionary
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small, compact dictionary designed to aid the Uberwaldean speaking person in their Agatean studies.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed small golden dictionary is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: large copper tub
weight: about forty pounds
description:
Reddish-brown and slightly dented, this heavy copper tub looks like it's spent much of its life being dragged from room to room to bathe people in front of the fireplace.  It slopes up gently at either end, at just the angle to encourage you to lie back and relax in the hot water.

appraise_text:
The large copper tub is about four feet long and about ten and a half feet wide.  It is made of copper and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 222 pounds, about sixty items, or about 21 gallons.


item_name: warped frisbee
appraise_text: The warped frisbee is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of rubber.
weight: about a pound
description:
This frisbee once flew through the air, zipping back and forth between good friends who were out for a sunny retreat at the beach or a picnic in a grassy field.  One of those good friends was careless one day and left this frisbee in the sun, irreparably warping it and ruining the fun for everyone.


item_name: Klatchian steel hatchet
weight: 2 lb
description:
This is a short, lightweight hatchet forged from a single piece of Klatchian steel.  The handle is wide at the grip, and narrows slightly before it flares to form the head of the hatchet.  While not long enough for doing major damage, this hatchet looks like it might be fun for the sort who like to be standing nice and close to their victims while getting spattered with their blood.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian steel hatchet is about a foot and a half long and about three inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: backgammon board
weight: less than a pound
description:
A small rectangular board with a bunch of pointy coloured triangles on each side.  There is a little bar in the middle and stacked on the sides are a number of round coloured disks.

appraise_text:
The backgammon board is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Westley's shelox guide
description:
An in-depth tactical guide by Westley, with help and input from other players, on how to fight Shelox successfully, the giant spider boss hidden deep in Gloomy.


item_name: [size] pointy hat stencil
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a medium piece of cardboard, cut with a hole in the shape of a pointy hat so it can be used as a stencil when painting.

appraise_text:
The medium pointy hat stencil is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of card and paper.


item_name: bottle of Black Death Vodka
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large clear glass bottle.  This is a bottle of Black Death Vodka, hangover guaranteed or your money back, offer not applicable to dead people.  The large clear bottle of vodka is about three-quarters full with one pint of vodka.  It is about three-quarters full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large clear bottle of vodka is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: unfinished rabbit [build-a-bear]
description: This is a toy rabbit, or at least it will be when it's completed.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The unfinished toy rabbit is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: antique coffee table
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This coffee table is typical of Ankh-Morpork style, with round, smooth edges, and a slight hint towards the traditional coffee table style.  It looks old, and could even be called an antique.  An antique coffee table.  It looks so special, it probably belongs in a museum.  Several pairs of handcuffs hang jauntily from the legs, along with a small key dangling on a delicate chain.  There is nothing on the antique coffee table.

appraise_text:
The antique coffee table is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 8 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: Sung teapot
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a small and dainty teapot, the pattern on which marks it as one from the Sung kitchens.  Made of porcelain and looking very dainty, the pale yellow, peony blue and white creation sports a deliberately ridiculous handle which defies all laws of intricacy.  In fact, it makes the pot rather difficult to hold, especially when it is half full of steaming tea.  But, alas, the Sungs have never really been much for practicalities, revelling more in appearances and the frivolities associated with looking far better than you actually are.

appraise_text:
The Sung teapot is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: enamelled drinks cabinet
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This is a lovely little cabinet that has been designed especially to hold decanters of all shapes and sizes.  It has two hinged doors that have a been lacquered a dark blue colour and embossed with dancing geishas and waving willow trees which have been planted along its length.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The enamelled drinks cabinet is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 30 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: deep brown candle
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This candle is a lovely deep brown colour, like the well-scrubbed surface of a sturdy kitchen table.  It is not currently lit.  It is brand new.

appraise_text:
The deep brown candle is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of beeswax and could be used as a weapon.


item_name: AM scenes embroidery book
weight: less than a pound
description:
The front cover of this book of embroidery patterns is printed with a scene of Ankh-Morpork.  In the background is the famous Mended Drum, the troll splatter stands out front threading a needle with his huge hands.  In the foreground several citizens, including a thief, an assassin and a priest, seem to be embroidering happily.  It is closed.


item_name: blank script
appraise_text: The untidy script is not very long and not very wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a loose pile of pieces of cheap paper that have been bound together with a piece of string threaded through two holes.  It is probably a script of some sort, although it could be for use in the privy.  There are two pieces of cardboard as a cover, on which is space for a title to be written.  A pencil is suspended from it by a length of string.  It is currently untitled.


item_name: eye of suet
weight: less than a pound
description:
In Agatea, suet is sold in units called "eyes", namely, balls two centimetres across, rolled around a poppy seed.

appraise_text:
The eye of suet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It isn't really made of anything and looks edible.


item_name: bottle of herbal liqueur
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a medium sized elegant dark brown glass bottle.  It is tall and thin, and square in cross-section.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The medium sized elegant dark brown bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: [colour] kelpie
appraise_text: You appraise the rum brown kelpie and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: about seventy pounds
description:
Said to be a cross between Llamadese sheepdogs and some strange orange wild dog of XXXX (which probably floated across the sea on the driftwood), this small, muscular creature looks nothing like the sheepdogs of Lancre and the Chalk.  His rum brown coat is so tight and close that every muscle gleams under it.  His eyes are a strangely bright blue, with a fixed intensity that bodes ill for any owner who doesn't like long daily walks.  He is in good shape.  He is standing.  He looks cheerful enough.  His fur lies sleek and gleaming over tight, solid muscles.


item_name: occult silver medallion
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This heavy silver medallion is studded with gems, forming pictures of the Moon in Her various phases.  In Her full and half aspects, you think you can detect a knowing smile.


item_name: small brown olive
description:
This is a small brown olive commonly grown in the fields of Ephebe.  It has an exceptionally aromatic flavour and is used both for eating and for the making of fine olive oil.


item_name: bag of Picholine olives
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a little brown paper bag capable of holding a lot of very small things.  It has been decorated with an ever typical simple Ephebian wave pattern.  The little paper bag is about half full with ten picholine olives.  It is open.


item_name: lowback spindle armchair
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a lowback spindle armchair that has been lovingly crafted from elmwood.  The chair is supported by four thin legs that have four pieces of wooden support between them to allow the chair to accept a greater weight.  The back and side supports have small pieces of elm between the top and the base.

appraise_text:
The lowback spindle armchair is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: ornamental stone mosaic table
weight: about seventy pounds
description:
This is a large sofa table which squats low on its voluptuous outward-curving legs.  Lacquered deeply with shiny black enamel, the surface has been inlaid with a stone mosaic which depicts a falcon sitting among some yellow blossoms.  Surrounding the inlay is an ornamental gold border.  There is nothing on the ornamental stone mosaic table.

appraise_text:
The ornamental stone mosaic table is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 50 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: diamond-patterned [colour] wicker sofa
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This wicker-work sofa curves around in a comfortable semi-oval, the back sweeping down and around to form the braided arms.  It has been upholstered in lavender, with the woven pattern interrupted in the centre of the back in such a way as to make a decorative diamond shape that draws the eye and complements the weave elsewhere.

appraise_text:
The diamond-patterned lavender wicker sofa is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of cane and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: loaded six-sided die
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a die nicely carved from ivory with six sides.  This die is special because a secret widget inside of the die can be set, enabling it to land on any side the roller chooses.  The widget is currently set to six.

appraise_text:
The loaded six-sided die is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: transparent cinnamon perfume bottle
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a tiny bottle of scent.  It has a tiny label on it with a picture of some cinnamon sticks.  You could probably spray it on and find yourself gorgeous to the casual observer.

appraise_text:
The transparent cinnamon perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: shapeless Gufnork doll
weight: less than a pound
description:
The maker of this doll seemed unsure as to how to represent Gufnork.  He is shown as a formless mass of fluffy cotton, with button eyes and rabbit ears.

appraise_text:
The shapeless Gufnork doll is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: some borage
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of borage, about one stalk.  A short herb, with large oval leaves and bright blue star shaped flowers.


item_name: small mahogany chest
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This is a small chest made of mahogany.  It is richly decorated with carved oak leaves.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small mahogany chest is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: crystal dragon clock
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
A fairly large piece of bright orange quartz roughly in the shape of a rocky outcropping, complete with little ridges, holds a clock about the size of a small dessert plate in the centre, showing the time.  Atop the quartz lies a purple noble dragon, curling around the rock as if clinging to it, wings half-lifted, and face turned towards anyone checking the time with a vicious sneer.  It claims the time is twenty-five to two on Sunday the 19th of May.

appraise_text:
The crystal dragon clock is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of quartz and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: oval coffee table
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is an oval country coffee table that has been carved from pine.  The tabletop is smooth, and the legs are formed from pine balls that gradually decrease in size as they get closer to the floor.  The tabletop and legs could be painted or left as natural pine.  There is nothing on the oval coffee table.

appraise_text:
The oval coffee table is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of pine and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 16 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: simple oak desk
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This desk is little more than a heavy table with straight, unadorned wooden legs and a solid oak top.  Beyond the little circle recessed into one corner to hold an inkwell, it could just as well be a small kitchen table as a writing desk.  There is nothing on the simple oak desk.

appraise_text:
The simple oak desk is about five feet long and about seven and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: An introduction to patchwork quilting
weight: less than a pound
description:
The cover of this book features a lovely patchwork quilt made from decorative blocks and quilted with a pattern of wavy lines.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed quilting pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: pagoda-style parlour stove
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
The Pagoda is an impressive stove with exquisitely detailed castings.  Flowing and intricate detailing and cast work are the hallmarks of this stove which bears striking resemblance to a tall Agatean pagoda.  Created in dark matte cast iron with golden accents and set upon four slender legs, the Pagoda is sure to become the distinguished centrepiece of any home.  The hearth is blackened with ashes and old embers.  There is nothing on the pagoda-style parlour stove.

appraise_text:
The pagoda-style parlour stove is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: oasis postcard
appraise_text: The postcard is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
A rather rare view in the desert country of Djelibeybi - some oasis is pictured here.  Although the palm trees are quite green, and the sand is not showing any unnatural shade of yellow, the whole image looks a bit elusive.  It is quite probable that what is captured here was really a mirage.  Which makes the postcard all the more valuable.


item_name: medium-sized varnished luggage
description: This medium-sized chest is shuffling about at the back of the shop, waiting to be bought.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The medium-sized varnished luggage is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: inlaid mahogany dressing table
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This is a mahogany lady's dressing table.  Its legs are long and slender and the top of the table surface is inlaid with mother-of-pearl.  This is a very well-made piece of furniture no lady would be without.  There is nothing on the inlaid mahogany dressing table.

appraise_text:
The inlaid mahogany dressing table is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of mahogany and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 16 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: light blue sofa
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
This is a medium sized sofa, known as a 2.5 seat sofa.  It can actually seat three people, unless they're very fat, but don't plan to sleep on it.  Unless you're comfortable doing it in a folded up position, that is.  It is covered in a nice light blue textile material, decorated with some flower shapes that are an even lighter shade of blue.

appraise_text:
The light blue sofa is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pack of number-guessing cards
description: This is a pack for holding a set of number-guessing cards. It is closed.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The number-guessing card pack is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: silver perfume bottle
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The silver perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: picholine olive
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This picholine olive was cultivated by specialised farmers in the Ephebian region.  Although extra elongated, it looks similar to other olives, being green and of a medium size.  It has a large stone and an unusual flavour that is both mild and nutty.


item_name: Bachelors-in-the-grass
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of Bachelors-in-the-grass, about one stalk.  This plant is tall and bears brightly covered blossoms, the colouring of which becomes more garish as the plant ages.  It has the peculiar habit of never growing in clusters of more than three.  The bitter, dry taste makes it unpalatable for most animals.


item_name: shiny [scent] broom polish
description: A small ceramic jar of off-white waxy stuff. It is full of shiny [scent] broom polish.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The jar of shiny [scent] broom polish is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay.


item_name: medium metal shield
weight: 7 6/9 lb
description:
This is a medium sized metal shield.  It's strong and tough.  It weighs quite a bit.  It's also a tad difficult to swing around.

appraise_text:
The medium metal shield is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of steel and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: corn pipe
weight: about a pound
description:
This pipe is elegantly simple and functional in its design.  It is essentially a corncob that has been hollowed out so that tobacco can nest inside. Cheap, but handy.  It has no tobacco in it.

appraise_text:
The corn pipe is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of corn cob and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: transparent yellow perfume bottle
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a tiny bottle of scent.  It has a tiny label on it with a picture of some sandalwood.  You could probably spray it on and find yourself gorgeous to the casual observer.

appraise_text:
The transparent yellow perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: [size] blank stencil
description: This is a large piece of cardboard, ideal to use to create a stencil for painting.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The large blank stencil is about three and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of card and paper.


item_name: bottle of vanilla perfume
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a perfume bottle made out of green crystal.  It is almost full of vanilla perfume which can be sprayed onto someone.

appraise_text:
The green perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: Howondalandish jungle drum
weight: about a hundred and fifty pounds
description:
This is a huge polished wooden cylinder, as long as a man is tall, and half as high, the ends left open.  In fact, it's a single section of one of the massive trees that form the dense and impenetrable jungles of Howondaland.

appraise_text:
The Howondalandish jungle drum is about six feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pink marble fireplace
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This fireplace consists of a marble mantlepiece, surround and hearth constructed around a heatproof brick fire pit.  Clearly made by a skilled craftsperson, the pink marble has been polished to almost a mirror shine that is set off nicely by its silver veins.  It would add a touch of opulent grandeur to any home.  The hearth is blackened with ashes and old embers.  There is nothing on the pink marble fireplace.

appraise_text:
The pink marble fireplace is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 13 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: winter savoury
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of winter savoury, about one stalk.  This shrublet has small, dark green leaves borne in opposite pairs and small white flowers perching in oblong clusters along the branch ends.


item_name: Valient Samurai Sake Set
weight: about seven pounds
description:
This is a sturdy wooden sake box, made from ice white oak.  It has been painted with delicate stems of bamboo streaked across its lid, while a small panda sits chuckling to itself in a clearing.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The oak sake box is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: rainbow trout
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about three pounds
description:
This fish shimmers in all the colours of the Discworld rainbow, and is noted for even including octarine.  These rare fish are one of the hardest fish to catch.  Unless you use a net - then they're easy.


item_name: white plank bed
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This double bed is made of planks painted white.  The head and foot boards have ball posts on each end.  The effect is somewhat like two sections of picket fence with a mattress in between.

appraise_text:
The white plank bed is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: bowl of tomato soup
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a cheap wooden bowl made to hold tomato soup.  The bowl of tomato soup is completely full with one pint of tomato soup.  It is completely full.

appraise_text:
The bowl of tomato soup is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: bottle of water
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large pale blue glass bottle.  The large pale blue bottle is completely full with one pint of water.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large pale blue bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: budget quilting blocks
weight: about a pound
description:
This orange cotton quilting block looks somewhat shabby, as though it has been cut from some well-used clothing.

appraise_text:
The worn orange cotton quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is orange and is made of cotton.


item_name: chi dragon lantern stand
weight: about seven pounds
description:
This red and gold lantern stand has a square upper platform, supported by four hanging spandrels which are pierced and carved with chi dragon motifs.  The post stands on a cross-piece base shaped with upturned feet supported on three standing spandrels also with dragon motif carvings.  There is nothing on the chi dragon lantern stand.

appraise_text:
The chi dragon lantern stand is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: sienna linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A long flowing priest robe made from the purest linen.  The long folds of the beautifully dyed linen fall to the ankles while the wide collar is trimmed with black and red embroidered vulture heads.  The sienna linen robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The sienna linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sienna and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: three painting Pishe set
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a set of three paintings, depicting the former High Priest Moloch's death.  In the first frame a figure clad in flowing white robes is walking through a warren of shoddy buildings that could only be the Shades, a glowing lantern held aloft in one hand.  In the second painting of the series, a group of evil looking trolls are waiting quietly around a corner from the High Priest, whom though visible in the painting, is just out of sight of the trolls.  In the third and final painting of the series the circle of trolls can be seen mashing something red and squishy into an even redder and squishier lump.

appraise_text:
The three painting Pishe set is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: small glass of strong Klatchian coffee
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small porcelain cup, of the sort usually used to serve very strong coffee.  The espresso cup of Klatchian coffee is completely full with two tablespoons of Klatchian coffee.  It is completely full.

appraise_text:
The espresso cup of Klatchian coffee is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: short ladder
appraise_text: The short ladder is about six and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about ten pounds
special_find_note: 7726be2d73af6d5561212491ddcba278063dc9f0
description:
The rickety old ladder has more than one broken rung and seems likely to collapse at a moment's notice.  For leaning against a wall it's unbeatable, however.


item_name: wood panelled canopy bed
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This is a stunning Auriental canopy bed, surrounded completely on three sides by interconnected warm mahogany planks that encase the mattress.  The bed's front face has been lacquered and detailed to such a degree that the layers of paint can be seen building one upon the other.  Depicting Auriental landscapes, scenery, people and society, each panel on the canopy bed is different, each hand painted by a different artist.  The bed itself has been made up to a high standard, with forest green velvet and golden brocade throws mixed in with warm brown pillows that nestle against the warm red wood of the bedframe.

appraise_text:
The wood panelled canopy bed is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: frog candle
weight: less than a pound
description:
This big green candle is shaped like a frog, standing upright and making faces at you.  It is not currently lit.  It is new.

appraise_text:
The frog candle is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wax and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: Queen Ptraci wardrobe
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
The Queen Ptraci style is a byword for the beauty of wealth (although the more snooty might say it is not the same for taste) and this elaborate wardrobe is no exception.  It gleams with gold leaf and sparkles with flecks of amber, Lapis Lazuli, mother-of-pearl and diamond.  The carvings are quite ornate and tiny mirrors capture the light and send it sparkling through the room.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The Queen Ptraci wardrobe is about six feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: thick pine beam
appraise_text: The thick pine beam is about six feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
Thicker and heavier than a plank, this fine Uberwaldean pine beam would make a fine structural support.


item_name: book of holy wisdom
appraise_text: The prayer book is about six inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: about a pound
description:
This holy book, dedicated and blessed to Gapp, has been carefully hand printed, bound in leather and embossed with gold.  It contains the prayer: Glory be unto Gapp.


item_name: calligraphised wall plaque
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
Calligraphy is the essence of Agatean art.  Written with bold and fluent energy and carved in gold, the calligraphy shows the artist's flamboyant character with every stroke.  Peony blue lacquered wood panels hang behind the writing, and ornate brass hangers fasten it to the wall.

appraise_text:
The calligraphised wall plaque is about five feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: small tasselled luggage
description: This small chest is shuffling about at the back of the shop, waiting to be bought.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The small tasselled luggage is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bag of Kalamata olives
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a little brown paper bag capable of holding a lot of very small things.  It has been decorated with an ever typical simple Ephebian wave pattern.  The little paper bag is about half full with ten Kalamata olives.  It is open.


item_name: double tung bed
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
The frame of this double bed is made of natural tung wood, a squat, oily sort of tree from distant Agatea.  At some point, tung trees must have cross-pollinated with sapient pearwood, however, because you have an uneasy suspicion that this bed wants to lick you.

appraise_text:
The double tung bed is about six feet long and about four feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: rosewood and mother of pearl bench
weight: about thirty pounds
description:
This is a short rosewood bench that has been inlaid with long twisted strands of mother of pearl.  Its long delicate legs dwindle down from a wealth off mother of pearl encrusted curving tops to tiny feline-paw feet.  Running along the long side of a dining table, it is just long enough to fit one person properly.

appraise_text:
The rosewood and mother of pearl bench is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: gas trap
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a gas trap suitable for rigging inside the lock of a door.  It uses a small ampule of poison gas that is ejected by someone attempting to pick the lock.

appraise_text:
The gas trap is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: braided wicker chair
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This wicker chair gives the impression of being halfway through a dance move, with its rear legs extended elegantly behind it, braided arms sliding forward and the ornamental back sweeping back and out like a lady's ball gown, only upside-down of course.  And most ladies wouldn't wear a ballgown made of wicker-work, even such detailed and elaborate work as this.  Still, it's a metaphor.

appraise_text:
The braided wicker chair is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cane and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: painting of the defeat of Lilith
weight: about five pounds
description:
The defeat of Lady Lilith of Tempscire is a popular source of material for budding Genuan artists.  The raging figure of Granny Weatherwax faces off against the former eminence gris of the city, the air around them charged with power.  At their feet lie the shards of two broken mirrors, the shards of which are tipped with blood.  Of course, that's nothing close to what actually happened, but let's face it... no-one who is going to paint it was actually there to see it for themselves.

appraise_text:
The painting of the defeat of Lilith is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: bottle of Ephebian red wine
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large green glass bottle.  The large green bottle is completely full with one pint of Ephebian dry wine.  It is completely full.  It is open.


item_name: ancient black box
appraise_text: The ancient black box is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of metal.
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a heavy black box with a window on one side.  Looking through the window, the skeleton of a tiny imp can be seen lying next to a miniscule painter's easel that is covered in cobwebs.  This antique camera would serve best as a paperweight or conversation piece, as there won't be any more pictures coming out of it.


item_name: peach perfume bottle
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The peach perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: chubby standard door lock
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a clear packaging for a chubby standard door lock.  The chubby standard door lock package is completely full with a chubby standard door lock and a small brass key.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The chubby standard door lock package is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: some foxglove
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of foxglove, about one stalk.  A very tall stem, with long spikes of drooping bell-shaped flowers.  The flowers themselves are scarlet, with numerous dark crimson spots, each surrounded with a white border.


item_name: tube of sunscreen
appraise_text: The tube of sunscreen is about four inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of copper.
weight: about a pound
description:
This small metal tube is full of sunscreen.  It smells like it was made by somebody who read about the word 'fragrance' once but didn't really have much faith in the concept.  One could easily apply some of the lotion to their skin, or the skin of a companion, in order to feel a little better about spending all day under the blazing sun on a beach somewhere.


item_name: Happy 366th Birthday banner
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a big blue banner decorated with a couple of stars and, and a few candles seemingly melting over the letters.

appraise_text:
The Happy 366th Birthday banner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cotton and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: tall chest of drawers
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
A tall chest of drawers featuring three drawers and a sturdy frame which could be decorated with a coat of paint.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The tall chest of drawers is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 50 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: medium clay bowl
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a medium clay bowl.  It is ideal for serving the main courses of your meal.  It bears the hallmark of the Djelibeybi Potter.

appraise_text:
The medium clay bowl is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about twenty items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: beautiful glass orchid
description:
This orchid is made from exquisitely hand blown glass.  The edge of each delicate petal is tinged a light violet, slowly darkening towards the heart of the bloom to a deep velvety purple so dark it's almost black.  The softly curving stem has a deep green tinted leaf growing off it.  A single teardrop of brilliant crystal can be seen on one of the petals.


item_name: wrought iron coffee table
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This is a low glass-topped coffee table supported by s-shaped legs of wrought iron.  The bottoms of the legs curl in on themselves to form whimsical spirals.  There is nothing on the wrought iron coffee table.

appraise_text:
The wrought iron coffee table is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of iron and wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 6 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: pine wardrobe
weight: about a hundred and fifty pounds
description:
Tall and narrow was the order of the day when this wardrobe was constructed.  It has a single door which, along with the frame, could be painted or otherwise decorated.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The pine wardrobe is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of pine and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 77 pounds, or about one hundred and ten items.


item_name: some monkshood
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of monkshood, about one stalk.  Monkshood, or Wolfsbane, is a small plant, with dark purple cowl-like flowers.


item_name: pine bedside table
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This is a simple table designed to be used next to a bed.  It is made from unvarnished pine.  There is nothing on the pine bedside table.

appraise_text:
The pine bedside table is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pine and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: lion-skin cape
description: A short cape made from lion-skin, traditionally worn by priests in Djelibeybi.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The lion-skin cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colossal bucket
weight: about three hundred pounds
description:
At about eight foot tall, this bucket towers over you.  You can't imagine how anyone could be so unutterably stupid to make this bucket, let alone buy it.  It would take several people just to get it to the counter.

appraise_text:
The colossal bucket is about four and a half feet long and about four and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and brass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1000 pounds, about three hundred and eighty items, or about 5 gallons.


item_name: creamy goat cheese
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
Contrary to common belief in some parts, goats have more uses than disposing of edible garbage.  Their milk can be used to make a cheese that is rich and creamy and quite unique.


item_name: pair of black shoes [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a pair of small black dress shoes.  They shine and sparkle and would look good with a nice suit.

appraise_text:
The pair of black dress shoes is about an inch long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lamp oil
description: This is a medium sized mustard yellow glass bottle. It is closed.
weight: about a pound and a half
appraise_text:
The medium sized mustard yellow bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: Bottle of Tarazuke Sake
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a bottle of premium Tarazuke sake.  It has a square label stuck to it bearing the laughing panda logo of the Kou Ture Sake Emporium.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The Tarazuke bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: purple sapphire ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 14 g
description:
A large sapphire has been set in a circle of gold to make this ring.  It is held down in the circle by what looks like the head of a snake.  The snake is holding the sapphire in its mouth, and has small red rubies as its eyes.


item_name: pair of cymbals
description: The cymbal is simply a concave brass plate with a leather strap on the back side for the hand.
weight: about four pounds
appraise_text:
The pair of cymbals is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of brass and appears to be a musical instrument from the percussion family.


item_name: stylish walnut wardrobe
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This large walnut wardrobe has been crafted in a simple yet elegant way that seems to speak volumes about style.  An inlaid ivory border featuring a pattern of needles and threads decorates the double doors of the wardrobe.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The stylish walnut wardrobe is about five feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 88 pounds, or about one hundred and ten items.


item_name: spider tablet
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than half a pound
special_find_note: Loot from Queen Shelox.
description:
This is a large tablet, about an inch square.  It is made from some kind of black substance and has a spiderweb design centred on one side.


item_name: apple-wood chest of drawers
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
Carved from soft, untreated apple wood, this small wardrobe still gives off the faint sweet scent of its fruit.  It is carved along simple, uncomplicated lines, nothing fancy, but very home-like and peaceful.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The apple-wood chest of drawers is about six and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 33 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: print of Robin
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a print of Miruq ad Dranoel's Robin which, like the painting, is set in a circular frame.  It shows a red-breasted robin in flight on a background of a clear blue sky.  Even in this reproduction, the skill of the artist shines through and each feather is shown in detail.

appraise_text:
The print of Robin is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: funny looking carrot
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This carrot must have generated quite a few giggles at the pub when the farmer first showed it off to his friends.  It is of a decidedly very interesting shape.  One of those interesting shapes that make you go interesting shades of red when looking at it.  Nature does indeed work in mysterious ways.  If this carrot had gone to Ankh-Morpork, its owner would have been granted instant membership of the Ankh-Morpork Funny Vegetable Society.


item_name: barrel of Eritor Eldorado wine
weight: about six hundred pounds
description:
This is a large, sturdy oak barrel, the sort used for storing wine since wine-making began.  The oak barrel is completely full with many gallons of Eritor Eldorado.  It is completely full.  It is open.


item_name: small pine coffin
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a rather cheap coffin for burying children or babies.  Its interior is made of white cotton with a small silk pillow.  You could probably heft a corpse into this coffin.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small pine coffin is about seven and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of pine and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 111 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: potion for stultus adventurers
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large cracked glass bottle.  The large cracked bottle is about half full with two cups of muddy ooze.  It is about half full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large cracked bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: holy item of some minor historical significance
weight: about a pound
description:
This revered relic is a piece of a cabbage frond eaten by Baht-bohp bin Daoud, an early Hattian holy father.  It has been encased in a clear crystal through some alchemical means.  The surface of the relic is covered with fine lines, painstakingly engraved.  Bin Daoud died peacefully in his sleep in the year 520 after a lifetime of missionary work in the Lost City of Ee.  It appears to be particularly fragile, liable to shatter if mishandled.

appraise_text:
The holy relic is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: loaded four-sided die
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a die nicely carved from ivory with four sides.  This die is special because a secret widget inside of the die can be set enabling it to land on any side the roller chooses.  The widget is currently set to four.

appraise_text:
The loaded four-sided die is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: happy new wart card (closed)
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small card is made out of a bumpy kind of paper.  A woman wearing a black pointy hat peers at you from the front cover.  It is closed.  There is some fine handwriting on the outside.

appraise_text:
The happy new wart card (closed) is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of card.


item_name: streaked [scent] broom polish
description: A small ceramic jar of off-white waxy stuff. It is full of streaked [scent] broom polish.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The jar of streaked [scent] broom polish is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay.


item_name: okra candelabrum
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This impressive construction supports three candles in dark green holders.  Each holder is shaped like half an okra leaf, and is affixed via a slender stem to a bronzed stand.  The stand, covered in a fine black filigree, is itself set into a sturdy iron base.  There is nothing on the okra candelabrum.

appraise_text:
The okra candelabrum is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold less than one pound, or three items.


item_name: red flower firework
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The red flower firework is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: sledgehammer
description: This is a long piece of hefty wood with a big lump of metal stuck on the end.
weight: 9 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The sledgehammer is about four feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: sea shell
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: cbb6e2edae5a31a1be57a8524247df93560577a7
description:
A large conch shell.  It looks like it has been hollowed out so that it can be played.  Perhaps if you blew into it it might work.

appraise_text:
The sea shell is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bottle of beer
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large green glass bottle.  This bottle has "beer" written on it, so you presume that's what's inside.  The large green bottle is about three-quarters full with one pint of beer.  It is about three-quarters full.  It is open.


item_name: ferocious moon dragon candle holder
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This statuette depicts a moon dragon, wings spread and reared back in anger.  It is designed to be mounted in a wall and the base on which the dragon stands has a slight depression meant to hold a candle.  Every scale on the dragon's body is individually detailed and the skill of the sculptor is such such that you can see every tense muscle, clearly defined beneath its pewter skin.  Its eyes are cut, faceted garnets that catch the light and sparkle, adding to the dragon's ferocious expression.  There is nothing on the ferocious moon dragon candle holder.

appraise_text:
The ferocious moon dragon candle holder is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pewter and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold less than one pound, or one item.


item_name: sand timer
weight: about four pounds
description:
Made of glass encased in a protective wooden frame, this sandtimer was clearly blown by Bloody Stupid Johnson.  The left, right, back and daffodil bulbs contain some sand, which drifts slowly upwards, through the bottleneck round the side and into the bulbs near the bottom, measuring the ticking seconds in four dimensions.  Sadly, this dimension doesn't appear to be one of them.  Looking at the timer, you have the uncanny feeling that it is twenty-five past one on Friday the 1st of June.

appraise_text:
The sand timer is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of glass and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pair of yellow wellingtons [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a miniature pair of yellow wellington boots, they are perfect for little feet to splash in puddles, well if they were waterproof.

appraise_text:
The pair of yellow wellington boots is about an inch long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: printed cotton quilting block
weight: less than a pound
description:
This quilting block displays a cute if somewhat odd scene.  A curious looking boy clad only in a sash is giving a brooch to what appears to be a crying womble.  Several dark doorways can just be made out in the background.

appraise_text:
The printed cotton quilting block is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton.


item_name: stoning ground postcard
appraise_text: The postcard is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
The iconograph used to produce this postcard was not of the best quality, probably because it was taken covertly.  There is lots of people on the sides of it, surrounding a rather dark, dusty spot with flat and pointy rocks lying around.  Also, the sand has a brownish hue here and there.


item_name: old oak writing desk
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This is a sturdy old writing desk, made of heavy oak, once polished to a fine gloss but now scuffed and mellowed with time.  Four drawers are set in the front, each with a simple brass handle.  There is nothing on the old oak writing desk.

appraise_text:
The old oak writing desk is about five feet long and about seven and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: statue of a scale faced bronze god of the sea
weight: about ten pounds
description:
Looking at once sinister and playful, this statue of a tall, athletic man covered entirely in scales like a fish assumes a posture at once tranquil and about to leap down from his pedestal in a burst of energy.  Like the ocean whose spirit he supposedly embodies, he is quiet now but in a moment - who knows?  The ocean is the giver of life, but certainly also the taker.

appraise_text:
The statue of a scale faced bronze god of the sea is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Samedi head
weight: about ten pounds
description:
One of the most powerful of the voodoo gods is Baron Samedi, the lord of the dead who controls the passageway between this life and the next.  This statue is a representation of Baron Samedi, and takes the form of a black-skinned man with dark glasses and a top hat.  Statues of Baron Samedi are often used for good luck, to ward off sickness and death within a household and as a miniature altar to appease the death lord with offerings of cigars and rum.

appraise_text:
The Samedi head is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: simple wooden wardrobe
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
A large wardrobe with a square top, boxed around with darker wood in a rather pleasant contrast.  It rests on four balled feet, with two doors opening in the middle to permit access to clothes.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The simple wooden wardrobe is about seventeen and a half feet long and about sixteen feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 61 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: four-tier chocolate wedding cake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about four pounds
description:
Made from a base of deliciously rich chocolate cake covered in marzipan coloured with chocolate, this wedding cake is definitely one for the chocoholics.  Chocolate-covered strawberries and rosebuds have been dotted around for decoration, while on the top is a chocolate bride and groom.


item_name: cedar and rosewood pet coffin
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This is a beautifully inlaid wooden coffin.  It is finely crafted with cedar and rosewood, with silver filigree all around the lid.  Inside is a fine example of white and rose silk, with a small pillow and equally small blanket to cover your loved one.  You could probably heft a corpse into this coffin.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The cedar and rosewood pet coffin is about two and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 33 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: antique washing dolly
weight: 4 2/9 lb
special_find_note: 3a1240c2a738fec9a7b435ed62ba5aed407485da
description:
This is an old-looking tool that was used for washing laundry before modern washboards were invented.  It has a long wooden handle with a cross near the top and a round copper bell on the bottom.  If you squint, it might look a little like its namesake dolly, if dolls were as thin as sticks.

appraise_text:
The antique washing dolly is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and copper and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: dried apple
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
The apple glows quietly, looking like the epitome of health.  At least it probably was until it was picked, now its health status is rather more bleak.  It is all dry and shrivelled up.


item_name: broken locket
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
A small gold locket with a broken chain.  It looks like it's been charred by fire, but the inscription engraved on it is still legible.


item_name: ornate bone backpack
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a thoroughly menacing backpack.  The frame of the backpack is composed of three pairs of skeletal arms, reaching around the sleek black leather as if to restrain it in place.  Two more pairs of skeletal arms act as the straps, the fingerbones moving and clasping onto each other as if alive.  To complete the theme, a stylized skull picked out in red-tarnished iron grins morbidly from the middle of the backpack.  Silvery runes run through the black leather like quicksilver.  Octarine light pulses around it like an evil heartbeat.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The ornate bone backpack is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: colourful Claro Cliff teapot
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a well-made teapot, painted in colourful shades.  The body is roughly square, providing a large area a bright picture of the sun that has been artfully sketched in bold shades on the front and back.  A small CC monogram has been carefully signed on the bottom.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The colourful Claro Cliff teapot is roughly a couple of inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: small pink squeaky hippo
description: A small, pink, squeaky hippo. Go on, give it a squeeze.
appraise_text:
The small pink squeaky hippo is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rubber.


item_name: enamelled Sun Emperor wardrobe
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
This is a medium-sized mahogany red wardrobe.  Standing about six feet high, it is given an extra boost of height by the four sturdy legs at which compose its base.  In the centre of the front two doors sits a golden circle, half of which lies on either side of the divide between the two doors.  At the centre of the circle sit two ivory handles that can be used to open the wardrobe.  Around the outside of the doors are azure blue and vibrant green designs depicting flowers and animals.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The enamelled Sun Emperor wardrobe is about six feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of mahogany and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: fine oak and redwood coffin
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a stunning coffin made of oak and redwood.  It is inlaid in silver and gold.  It has a beautiful peach silk and cashmere interior, complete with a pillow and quilt to cover the dearly departed.  This is the kind of coffin you would bury a noble in.  You could probably heft a corpse into this coffin.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The fine oak and redwood coffin is about eight and a half feet long and about four and a half feet wide.  It is made of oak and redwood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 444 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: traditional painting of a young child with a parasol
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a traditional Auriental painting a young child holding a huge red parasol standing behind of a table full of urns and food.  The child is wearing a simple kimono and slender green obi and looks slightly distressed.

appraise_text:
The traditional painting of a young child with a parasol is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: burnt bamboo screen
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This screen has been constructed by weaving hundreds of lashes of bamboo together to form a tight mesh that blocks out any chance of peeking through to see what's on the other side.  The bamboo, lovely in differing shades of tan through to chocolate brown, is supported by long poles which make up the frame and hinge the entire structure together.

appraise_text:
The burnt bamboo screen is about six feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of paper and wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: two-handed black shafted mace
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This two-handed mace is about three feet long and is made of blackened Klatchian steel.  It has rather large pyramidal spikes at the tip and a leather wrapped handle.  It features brass decorations along its shaft.

appraise_text:
The two-handed black shafted mace is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: Happy 251st Birthday banner
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The Happy 251st Birthday banner is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cotton and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Creator Collector Card
description: [random descriptions and colours based on past and present Creators]
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Rewarded for completing quests.
appraise_text:
The Creator Collector Card is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of cardboard.


item_name: [colour] leather-bound book
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large, squarish book bound in [colour] leather.  The spine has been tooled with a small runic invocation against rain, fire, and mice.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed [colour] leather-bound book is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: platinum gong
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a smallish platinum gong, hanging from a platinum frame.  Leaping lions writhe around each other on the surface of the disc, showing their teeth as they run across the etchings.  The gong can be hit to make a loud ringing sound and annoy everyone in the room.

appraise_text:
The platinum gong is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of platinum and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Empress dining chair
weight: about thirty pounds
description:
Impress your friends with the Empress dining room chair.  Its austere black lacquer design has a Northern Auriental influence, and the plush cushion looks very inviting.  It looks like just the thing you need near a table, to eat in total comfort and style.

appraise_text:
The Empress dining chair is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: low hexagonal table
weight: about seven pounds
description:
This low hexagonal table stands on thick birchwood legs.  Its top is inlaid with frosted glass and a delicate circle of leaves has been etched in the centre of the glass.  There is nothing on the low hexagonal table.

appraise_text:
The low hexagonal table is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 8 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: pair of slippers [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a miniature pair of dark coloured slippers.  They cover the entire foot, no open backed slippers here!

appraise_text:
The pair of slippers is about an inch long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mud crab
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
The hard shell of this thick-limbed crab is a smooth and uniform dark green colour.  The fat forelegs end with cruel-looking pincers, while the soft, pink underbelly looks ripe for stabbing into and removing the juicy flesh within.


item_name: worn scrubbing brush
description: This brush has had a long, hard life, and few of its bristles remain.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The worn scrubbing brush is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: The sweet aroma of sandalwood in an amphora
appraise_text: The small rosewood amphora is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of clay.
weight: less than a pound
description:
Fashioned from quality clay and glazed a delicate shade of rosewood, this small amphora has been carefully painted with silhouettes of competing athletes in white.  A classical Ephebian design, it is quite charming in a certain epicene way.  Its ears are tall and elegant, arching to a slightly pointy angle to allow easy stacking and handling.  The stopper is decorated with a simple, wavy black line and fastened to the amphora with a braided silk bond in pearly white.  It is almost full of sandal wood perfume, which could be applied to someone.


item_name: crumpet
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a crumpet, perfect for toasting and drizzling with butter for that special high-cholesterol diet.


item_name: carved scarab coffee table
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This intricately carved coffee table is decorated with a continuous Djelian design featuring scarab beetles, river scenes and pyramids.  Every part of the table is equisitely crafted and it would easily take pride of place in any living room.  It is made form sandalwood.  There is nothing on the carved scarab coffee table.

appraise_text:
The carved scarab coffee table is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 8 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: cheap wooden ram skull
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a replica of an animal's skull.  It looks like that of a ram or a deer, but isn't even the right size.

appraise_text:
The cheap wooden ram skull is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: overstuffed [colour] brocade armchair
weight: about forty pounds
description:
Practically made for easing the burdens of a long day, this relaxing chair has luxurious overstuffed cushions that embrace and conform to the body.  Sweeping arms curve up from the base, and graceful elongated sides frame the slightly sloped back.  Four elegant legs carved with ornate scrollwork curve in a slight arch, ending in sturdy, yet decorative feet.  It is upholstered with a soft, warm [colour] brocade the colour of [colourful description].

appraise_text:
The overstuffed [colour] brocade armchair is about seven and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Quow's Magical Research [Offensive Spell Damage]
description:
A research book by Quow, with detailed information on every magical spell that does damage, from sample damage figures, to formulas, notes, tips, secrets, cast speeds and more.


item_name: potion for excordis adventurers
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a large thick glass bottle.  The large thick bottle is about half full with two cups of red sludge.  It is about half full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large thick bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: watercolour painting
description: This is a watercolour titled 'Sunrise Over the River Ankh'. It seems to use a lot of brown paint.
weight: about ten pounds
appraise_text:
The watercolour painting is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: maple goddess table
weight: about fifty pounds
description:
This is a fairly small table made from the highest quality maple wood.  Its smooth surface has been stained with black paint, as dark as the starless night sky, and lacquered to bring out an extra glow.  A bronze statue of a winged goddess forms the sole leg of the table, supporting the tabletop with her wings.  Her natural graciousness and the expression of utmost peace on her face would surely add a unique style to any room.  There is nothing on the maple goddess table.

appraise_text:
The maple goddess table is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of maple and bronze and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about fifty items.


item_name: Gufnorkian rod [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This miniature staff has been painted a pale grey, with flecks of darker grey speckled along its length.  Three tiny brass rings have been set atop the shaft and above these is an emblem depicting a fluffy cloud.

appraise_text:
The speckled grey staff is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: goat leg
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
The hoof and burnt stubs of bristly hair make it clear that very little has been done to this leg, other than the smoking.


item_name: peach scented candle
weight: less than a pound
description:
This short, square, blocky orange-hued candle has been made with scented wax, so that when it burns it will smell nice.  It is not currently lit.  It looks as good as new.

appraise_text:
The peach scented candle is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wax and could be used as a weapon.


item_name: bag of large olives
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a little brown paper bag capable of holding a lot of very small things.  It has been decorated with an ever typical simple Ephebian wave pattern.  The little paper bag is about half full with ten large olives.  It is open.


item_name: piece of plain brown packaging paper
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a lovely big piece of plain brown packaging paper.  It looks like it could be used to wrap up something as a package.  Try wrapping up your gift in it.

appraise_text:
The piece of plain brown packaging paper is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 25 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: bronze tower shield
weight: 13 8/9 lb
description:
A large, rectangular sheet of bronze has been expertly formed into this impressive-looking shield.  Thick and hefty, it should be capable of halting even the most determined attempts at ruining your complexion.  An ornate representation of an Ancient Ephebian watchtower has been inlaid into the centre of the shield in silver.

appraise_text:
The bronze tower shield is about four feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of bronze and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: elephant foot pipe
weight: about a pound
description:
This mahogany pipe is sleek and elegant.  Shaped like an elephant's foot with a pipe stem attached, it has clear boundaries and well-defined edges.  Its angular, architectural style hints of a strong Agatean influence in the design.  It has no tobacco in it.

appraise_text:
The elephant foot pipe is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: helit prize cabbage
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a beautiful, full crowned cabbage with a firm heart, full-leaved, easy to grow, almost picks itself, can never be overcooked, but is totally inedible.


item_name: starry night firework
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The starry night firework is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Gufnorkian robe [build-a-bear]
weight: about three pounds
description:
This miniature white robe has been crafted for a worshipper of Gufnork.  Whoever made this managed to make it seem like it is fluffy without it actually being fluffy.  Pure genius!

appraise_text:
The white Gufnorkian robe is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bag of sugar lumps
weight: less than a pound
description:
This bag is made from white, slightly-waxed paper.  While hardly the most durable of containers, it does at least appear to be strong enough to safely hold a number of small items.  The paper bag is almost empty except for twenty sugar lumps.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The paper bag is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: inky black amphora
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
Crafted from fine clay, and glazed in an inky light-eating black, this amphora carries a subtle grey rendition of dancing skeletons.  A work of funereal art, its handles are placed low and its mouth is broader than average.  Its stopper has been shaped like a skull, made of white unglazed porcelain, and attached to the neck by a braid of bushy black fibres that could be horsehair.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The inky black amphora is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 555 pounds, about two hundred and eighty items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: pair of black trousers [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pair of black trousers that would look good if combined with a shirt and some shoes.

appraise_text:
The pair of black trousers is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Bread and Butter Herring
description:
This simple, yet age-old recipe has been recreated with a fresh herring, lovely creamy butter and plenty of delicious sweet sultanas.


item_name: orange flame firework
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The orange flame firework is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mace [build-a-bear]
description: This is a very small mace. The handle is wrapped in suede.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The mace is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: bottle of apple perfume
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a perfume bottle made out of green crystal.  It is almost full of apple perfume which can be sprayed onto someone.

appraise_text:
The green perfume bottle is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pack of balloons
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small paper packet designed to wrap small things in for easier handling.  The small packet is completely full with a hot pink balloon, a green balloon, a grass green balloon, an apple white balloon, a pink balloon, an amber balloon, an aubergine balloon, a pine green balloon, a curry yellow balloon and a white balloon.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small packet is about six inches long and not very wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or ten items.


item_name: macabre ring
appraise_text: It is made of wood and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5.54 g
description:
A plain wooden ring, topped by an elaborate setting.  The base of the setting is a slice of tiger's eye.  It has been inlaid with a pattern of bones, wrought from diamond.  Femora line the circumference, while a detailed skull sits in the centre.  The eye sockets of the skull have been filled by tiny sapphires.  Deep green lettering runs between the two.  Etched in lines of glowing octarine: "Noctivagus".


item_name: wooden single bed
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This single bed is made of untreated wooden planks that have been nailed together and outfitted with a cheap mattress.

appraise_text:
The wooden single bed is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: some pekinese muzzle
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This dish is made of meat... the slices of slightly steamed meat are all wrinkled up and around them bamboo sprouts are arranged neatly.


item_name: large axe
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large axe, the head of which swoops down, adding increased depth at the lower end of the blade.  The long haft is made of hickory.

appraise_text:
The large axe is about four feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: ammonitic black marble fireplace
weight: about a hundred pounds
description:
This fireplace consists of a polished marble mantlepiece, surround and hearth constructed around a heatproof brick fire pit.  The skill with which it has been constructed is a marvel to see: it was clearly made by the finest of craftspeople.  Perhaps the most striking thing about it, however, are the fossilised ammonites within the black marble.  Their remains must have been transected during the quarrying or shaping process as, polished to a luminous lustre, the swirling internal structures of the ammonites have been exposed - and preserved - for all to see.  The hearth is blackened with ashes and old embers.  There is nothing on the ammonitic black marble fireplace.

appraise_text:
The ammonitic black marble fireplace is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 13 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: small ticket
appraise_text: The small ticket is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Entrance ticket for the Dwarf Bread Museum.
description:
This is a small, rectangular ticket.  On one side is a woodcut of two crossed bread sticks, while written on the other in small letters is an address.  The short edges are perforated like a postal stamp.


item_name: small green dictionary
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small, compact dictionary designed to aid the Djelian speaking person in their Agatean studies.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed small green dictionary is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: bundle of streamers
appraise_text: The bundle of streamers is about a foot long and about four inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a coiled up set of paper ribbons, of varying hues.  They look very bright and festive. The end of the papers seems to be raised slightly and could be pulled.  If the streamer is thrown right, it could help to brighten up any room.


item_name: spandrelled clothes rack
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a red lacquered clothes rack with a light and open framework that is juxtaposed with robust and archaic styles of decoration.  Two long racks, separated into three vertical squares by three individual bars, the uppermost rack curves up at its ends toward the ceiling.  The spandrels are pierced with phoenix carvings and the base stretchers carved in deep reliefs of in the curves of foliage.   There is nothing on the spandrelled clothes rack.

appraise_text:
The spandrelled clothes rack is about six and a half feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: satsuma fishbowl
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
Learning is regarded the highest virtue in Agatean culture.  The picture on this fishbowl depicts a group of scholars in a session of discussion.  This fishbowl is made of porcelain and hand-painted with dark-green lacquer.  On top of the lacquer gold threads are woven in decorative design.  One intriguing detail about this particular  fishbowl is that thousands of tiny dots are meticulously painted one by one over the entire sixteen-inch fishbowl.  The interior is an underwater scene of gold fish swimming in circular along the edge of the bowl.  Resting on a beautiful hand-polished mahogany base, the shapes of several goldfish can be seen swishing back and forth beneath the water it holds.

appraise_text:
The satsuma fishbowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: sundial
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
A poised, elegant stone pillar forms the base of this sundial.  Finely sculpted scrolls in the traditional style flank the white plinth, and spread out to become olive branches at the top.  The dial set into the flat surface above is ringed with polished brass numbers, and its centre is decorated with intricate carvings of wheels and cogs.  No shadow is being cast by the gnomon.

appraise_text:
The sundial is about four feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of stone and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: golden tiger statue
special_find_note: b6368bb8737fb3c1d5ddc0773dab72af6417406b
description:
This statue shows a large tiger playing with a dog, which has curled up into a protective ball.  They both seem to be having fun.  It is said that the maker of the statue asked Lord Fang for instructions on how the statue should look.  Lord Fang replied sarcastically, "Well, think of a kitten playing with a ball of string, and scale up".  The sculptor took him literally, but didn't survive for long after the public unveiling of his efforts.  However, the Fang family has learned to love the statue, because after all it's still big and golden and shiny.


item_name: pair of crossed swords stick-on applique
weight: about a pound
description:
This is an applique designed to be applied to walls as a decoration.  It has the following design on it:  A pair of crossed swords.

appraise_text:
The pair of crossed swords stick-on applique is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cardboard.


item_name: the second part of the Cohen Tapestry
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is the second panel of the Cohen tapestry, a four-panelled artwork that depicts the conquests of Cohen the Barbarian in a handwoven design.  The entire tapestry is woven with only eight colours of thread, and has faded to brown a little with its age.  This panel shows Cohen's arrival in the Forbidden City.  After a magnificent battle, Cohen and his troop are shown lying in golden chairs in a beautiful palace.

appraise_text:
The second panel of the Cohen tapestry is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: bronze rumha
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This polearm has been constructed from a half-moon shaped blade of bronze attached to a five-foot long wooden shaft.  Strips of leather have been wrapped around its end to provide a good grip for the wielder.  It looks capable of inflicting some serious damage upon an opponent.

appraise_text:
The bronze rumha is about five and a half feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bronze and wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: loaf of herbed bread
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a loaf of herbed bread that has been shaped like an egg and baked till the crust is a nice golden brown colour.  The herbs have been kneaded throughout the dough and can be seen speckling the crust.


item_name: Sung vase
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a vase, made of translucent white porcelain, inscribed with a spiderweb pattern of blue lines.  Surrounding this is a cave mouth and beyond it, a mountain rising out from the ocean.  At the junction of land and sea, a pale dragon lurks in the mist, splashing and bellowing at the sky.  The ocean stretches out to an eternity of pale mists, filled with hints of shipwrecks and fierce monsters.

appraise_text:
The Sung vase is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 20 pounds, about fifty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: small sized canopic jar
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a small canopic jar.  Someone has edged it with black zig-zag patterns.  It looks the right size to hold eyes or other small organs.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small sized canopic jar is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: black coat [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a miniature version of a long black coat that would normally be used to hide weapons and anything else long inside it.

appraise_text:
The long black coat is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: medium bone shield
weight: 5 3/9 lb
description:
A shield of medium size, made out of bone.  It has peculiar patterns on the front and it feels quite light for a shield this big.

appraise_text:
The medium bone shield is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of bone and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: ancient terracotta statue of a soldier
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This is a an very old piece of painted pottery that has been moulded and shaped to look like an Agatean soldier.   Painted white years ago, it has now lost most of its original coat of enamel and now stands proud in a coat of salmon orange flecked with strands of white.  Although this piece is very old, it has been exceedingly well preserved and could probably fetch a pretty penny at the street market.

appraise_text:
The ancient terracotta statue of a soldier is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: wooden crate
weight: about six pounds
special_find_note: d2f7d9b7a759d48d3fec9cd50f7c401902051e5e
description:
This is an old wooden crate.  Its original purpose can only be guessed at, but it seems to have settled down nicely as a storage facility for vegetables.

appraise_text:
The wooden crate is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: party hat [build-a-bear]
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a very glittery party hat, suitable for only the smallest of heads.  It will liven up any party!

appraise_text:
The party hat is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: oily ebony amphora
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
Crafted from fine clay, and glazed in an oily, shiny ebony, this amphora carries a porcelain white relief of a pack of hounds chasing a hare.  A work of fine art, its handles are tall and arched to allow easy stacking, and its octagonal stopper has been decorated with a picture of an arrow, and attached to the neck by a long strand of grass braid.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The oily ebony amphora is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 555 pounds, about two hundred and eighty items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: scalloped cherry blossom parasol
weight: about seven pounds
description:
This pale pink oiled paper parasol is graced with four scalloped edges and a watercolour painting of a lovely cherry blossom branch.  Complete with a long bamboo handle, the white, beige, pale pink and green accents on this parasol make it perfect for garden parties or just for display around the home.

appraise_text:
The scalloped cherry blossom parasol is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: stalk of sugar cane
weight: less than a pound
description:
Brown and long with a sweet scent, this is a stalk of sugar cane.  It looks like it is just begging to have its juice pressed out.

appraise_text:
One stalk of sugar cane is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: tree branch
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a sizeable chunk of wood, hacked from a tree and sold as is.  It has not been planed, polished, or even had any of the dead bark picked off it.

appraise_text:
The tree branch is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: cheerful red and blue book
appraise_text: The closed cheerful red and blue book is not very long and not very wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a slim book in a cheery red colour, with a picture of strutting poodles all over the cover, all clipped into different fancy styles, under the title in big yellow writing.  It is closed.


item_name: two-handed axe
description: This massive axe needs two hands to hold it. It looks like it could do some real damage.
weight: 6 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The two-handed axe is about four feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: bowler hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This black hat will do an excellent job of covering an ageing gentleman's bald spot while giving the impression of being worn for its classical, discreet style.

appraise_text:
The bowler hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine sabre
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is one of the fabled sabres made in the frozen caverns of the Hub.  Each blade can take up to five years to forge on account of the incredible edge they have.  It is so sharp you could cut the wind with it. The design of the hilt affords fine tip-control which would enable you to quickly flick the blade at opponents as well as delivering fine slices and thrusts.  The only drawback is that the blade is quite fragile and in unskilled hands could easily break.

appraise_text:
The fine sabre is about four and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: [colour] silk camisole
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Simple and elegant, this thin silk camisole has narrow shoulder straps and a small lace insert at the neckline.

appraise_text:
The [colour] silk camisole is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is [colour] and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of worn cotton trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These trousers have an elasticised waist and a drawstring.  They look like they have been well worn over the years, with a couple of stains in interesting places.

appraise_text:
The pair of worn cotton trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bone knife
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This white knife is made of bone and seems like it would be a handy tool for lots of things.  It looks well used.

appraise_text:
The bone knife is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: black silk shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a shirt made from black silk.  When it catches the light in a certain way the black seems to have a deep blue colouration.

appraise_text:
The black silk shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a long, flowing robe, made of lightweight white linen.  It swirls dramatically around the wearer's body, allowing all manner of weapons and tools of the trade per se to be hidden from the casual viewer.

appraise_text:
The white linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small backpack
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small canvas backpack with a couple of straps to fit around each shoulder, although it wouldn't be too much of an encumbrance if you only wore it on one side.  It should be big enough to hold your weekly groceries, for instance.  The small backpack has one top pocket, one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small backpack is about three and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: black silk cravat
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The cravat is a frightfully vital ingredient of the gentleman's sartorial store - without at least one silken neckpiece in his collection, he risks being classed as nothing less than a bounder by his friends, and even worse, by the lady, or other gentlemen, in his life.

appraise_text:
The black silk cravat is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black wool socks
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
These socks will keep your feet warm and snug.  They're made of thick black wool and will cushion your feet nicely inside your shoes.

appraise_text:
The pair of black wool socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of deep red trousers
description: These are a pair of deep red trousers, almost blood red in colour.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of deep red trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rolling pin
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pretty hefty rolling pin.  From its appearance, either it has been used in a good number of domestic arguments, or its owner regularly makes pastry with rocks in.

appraise_text:
The rolling pin is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: Ephebian round shield
description: This is an Ephebian round shield. It is made of wood and is brightly painted in garish colours.
weight: 4 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The Ephebian round shield is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: wooden cosh
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This wooden cosh is a solid piece of wood about six inches long.  It is used for bashing people over the head.

appraise_text:
The wooden cosh is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: pair of plain leather boots
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of leather boots.  It is not state of the art or fashion, but the leather is waterproof and the soles are strong enough to protect the feet of the wearer against all but the most nasty stones.

appraise_text:
The pair of plain leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black trenchcoat
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This long black trenchcoat is guaranteed to make you conspicuously inconspicuous.  It has a pocket in the side and looks quite durable so it could be just the thing to wear if you want to look suspicious.  The black trenchcoat has one side pocket.

appraise_text:
The black trenchcoat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: pair of black suede boots
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This pair of unfeasibly high-heeled black suede boots reach right up to the thigh, where they end with a slight flare.

appraise_text:
The pair of black suede boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: metal helm
weight: 9lb
description:
This is a metal helmet.  To tell the truth, it looks pretty stylish as these things go.  You would have no regrets walking into a crowded bar wearing this beauty of a helmet.

appraise_text:
The metal helm is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: cutlass
weight: 4lb
description:
This cutlass has a short, wide, slightly curved blade.  It's the sort of thing you'd expect a sailor on a warship to use.

appraise_text:
The cutlass is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: no. 10 throwing knife
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an assassin's throwing knife.  It is a number 10 knife and is made of Klatchian steel.  It is very thin and extremely sharp.  The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

appraise_text:
The no. 10 throwing knife is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: no. 12 throwing knife
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an assassin's throwing knife.  It is a number 12 knife and is made of Klatchian steel.  It is very thin and extremely sharp.  The blade has been darkened with lamp black to prevent it glinting.

appraise_text:
The no. 12 throwing knife is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: pair of leather sandals
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
A pair of ox-hide sandals as worn in many areas with warm climates.  They are fastened with leather thongs and appear slightly sweaty.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather sandals is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: iron chain
description: This is a heavy iron chain with thick links, about two feet long in all.
weight: 3 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The iron chain is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: pair of black satin pants
weight: 1lb
description:
Tight black satin clings to your legs in an altogether enticing manner.  Delicate black embroidery runs up each outside leg, the design seeming to be the guild crest, but so skillfully interwoven that only a well trained Assassin would be able to spot it.  The pair of black satin pants has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black satin pants is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: pair of white stockings
description: These snowy white stockings are completely opaque. They look rather schoolgirlish.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of white stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white cotton panties
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Plain white cotton panties that will cover your modesty.  Well at least the bottom half of your modesty.

appraise_text:
The pair of white cotton panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain white cotton blouse
description: This is a plain white cotton blouse, the sort a peasant woman might wear.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The plain white cotton blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: plain black skirt
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a plain black skirt that comes down to the knees... at least if you're an average sized schoolgirl.  It has been designed with functionality very much in mind, with not so much a ruffle or a pleat to draw the eye.  Not a single concession to fashion has been made, making it durable and as intrinsically attractive as a coal sack.

appraise_text:
The plain black skirt is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Tacticus Academy blazer
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is the formal blazer for Tacticus Academy, the school of choice for the well-to-do in Genua.  It is a deep blue with gold trimmed cuffs and lining.  The pocket of the blazer has the school crest embroidered on it.  It looks very smart, and undoubtedly marks its wearer out as coming from a family of wealth and influence.

appraise_text:
The Tacticus Academy blazer is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: Tacticus Academy tie
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is the "old school tie" of Tacticus Academy.  Unless you're a current student there of course, in which case it's the "current school tie".  Nonetheless, it is a deep black with the school's crest embroidered on it.  Just the thing if you want to be instantly recognisable to alumni of the school... or just make people think you're too cheap to buy a new tie.

appraise_text:
The Tacticus Academy tie is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silk teddy
description:
This is a sexy teddy made of gold coloured silk.  It is form-fitting, cut high on the hip and low across the breasts.

appraise_text:
The silk teddy is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: frosted wine bottle
weight: about four pounds
special_find_note: From the AoA.
description:
Created from pure white, frosted glass, this wine bottle either has two necks, or two bases, one can't be too sure of these things anymore.  True enough, the bottle has very odd look to it, something of an hour glass figure.  Almost.

appraise_text:
The frosted wine bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: medium sized ice bottle
description: This is a medium sized ice glass bottle.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The medium sized ice bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: great sword
weight: 6 7/9 lb
description:
This great sword truly lives up to its name.  Although it's very long and very heavy it is also remarkably slender.  The pommel is wrapped with dark brown leather cord, completing the weapon's functional feel.

appraise_text:
The great sword is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: cutlad
weight: 4 1/9 lb
description:
This is a cutlad, a short, wide blade, curved slightly inwards, like a sickle.  It has a decorative prong on the dull side of the blade.

appraise_text:
The cutlad is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: falcata
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This weapon, featuring a forward curved and widened blade, places a great percentage of the blade's working weight at the upper third of the blade length.  Not at all subtle or even the least bit "graceful", this sword is very effective when it comes to overhand chops and other short and quick movements.

appraise_text:
The falcata is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: Thieves' Guild Licence
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This licence is actually a small notebook with ratty cardboard covers.  The front cover has been stamped with the official seal of the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves.

appraise_text:
The Thieves' Guild Licence is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper and cardboard.


item_name: plank with a nail in it
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
Exquisitely simple, really; it's a bit of wood, garden or perhaps fence variety, about three feet long and fairly thick.  At one end protrudes a very nasty looking rusty spike.  A weapon with oodles of style and power. 

appraise_text:
The plank with a nail in it is about three feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: beer bottle
description: This is a generic brown bottle of the kind that usually holds beer. It'll hold about half a pint.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The beer bottle is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: small ketchup bottle
weight: about two pounds
description:
This is a octagonal glass bottle, of the sort used to store ketchup and ultimately pour it on to things.  It has a nice label with a picture of a big red tomato on the front.

appraise_text:
The small ketchup bottle is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eleven items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: large backpack
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a large canvas backpack with a couple of hefty straps to support it on each shoulder - you could wear it on just one shoulder, although it would be awkward.  It is quite capacious.  The large backpack has one top pocket, two main pockets and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large backpack is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: glass fish bowl
appraise_text: The glass fish bowl is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of glass.
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: b6b47c3dc22d8f1ca6912dbaf50ba26600e9acd1
description:
This is a large round glass bowl for holding fish.  It is filled with water and some black pebbles.  There is a large fat black fish with twin tails and the look of having swallowed a golf ball swimming around in the bowl.


item_name: one-shot crossbow
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Much smaller than any other sort, this crossbow is simply a long cylinder and a spring combined to propel a bolt forward at incredible speed.  Difficult to load and small enough to be concealed in an item of clothing, it is nicknamed a "one-shot" as it is the one shot that no one expects.

appraise_text:
The one-shot crossbow is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a fired weapon.


item_name: small crossbow bolt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This crossbow bolt is smaller than most and is obviously designed to be used in a crossbow meant for covert use.  It has a thin metal shaft and a wickedly sharp tip.

appraise_text:
The small crossbow bolt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: velvet teddy
description:
This is a sensual teddy made of cream coloured velvet.  It is form-fitting, cut high on the hip and low across the breasts.

appraise_text:
The velvet teddy is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bell
description: This is a large brass bell used to call attention to town criers.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The bell is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of brass and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: miniature wizard's robe
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a flowing robe, as befits all wizards.  It is small by normal standards, but then its owner is gnomish.  The miniature wizard's robe has one secret pocket.

appraise_text:
The miniature wizard's robe is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or four items.


item_name: red silk shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a shirt made from red silk.  A bit of a high-fashion item, shunned by all normal fellows, it is probably quite a nice bit of apparel for one who is enough of a toff.

appraise_text:
The red silk shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black trousers
description: These are a fine pair of black cotton trousers.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black silk trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of rather simple looking dress pants.  However it is made from the finest imported silk giving it a lovely shine.

appraise_text:
The pair of black silk trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of patched tweed trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These trousers look as if they have been worn every day "wif' washin' ev'ry Fridee!" for several years.  Patches are placed at several points on the fabric, and though some attempt was made to match the fabric, it was anything but perfect.

appraise_text:
The pair of patched tweed trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of tweed and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of soft leather shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This pair of soft leather shoes might make walking a bit easier, but that's about all they're going to do for you.

appraise_text:
The pair of soft leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: navy-striped jumper
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a tight-fitting jumper.  Its fabric is smooth, almost silken.  It wouldn't be flattering to those blessed with fuller figures, not only because of its tightness, but also because its cream base is streaked with regular, horizontal stripes of navy blue.  This would be the perfect attire for a thief - if they were stupid enough to want to get caught, that is.

appraise_text:
The navy-striped jumper is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is navy and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of breeches
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black breeches made of simple cloth.  They look very unsophisticated.  The pair of breeches has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: triangle shaped silk backpack
weight: 4 2/9 lb
description:
This backpack seems to have a progressive design.  It is shaped as a triangle.  It is decorated with some delicate embroidery depicting stars.  The triangle shaped silk backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The triangle shaped silk backpack is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: wide brimmed hat
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This hat is made of a quite stiff material and has a wide brim, just the sort of thing if you plan on being out in the sun.

appraise_text:
The wide brimmed hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy [colour] brassiere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Frothy and pretty, this skimpy insubstantial brassiere looks as though it won't provide any real support for the wearer's breasts, but it's certainly very decorative.

appraise_text:
The lacy [colour] brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is [colour] and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: old green cloak
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a dark green cloak for a tall person.  It's old and worn, but seems to be of good quality.  The old green cloak has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The old green cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: blue cotton shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Made with blue cotton, this is a long shirt that reaches to the knees.  There are splits running down each side from waist height to faclitate movement.  Delicate silver thread is used to create a pattern of lotus flowers around the neck and splits.  The blue cotton shirt has one front pocket.

appraise_text:
The blue cotton shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: pair of white boxer shorts
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of boxers is made of soft cotton and the fit is loose and roomy.  Much better than the scratchy woollies mum made you wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of white boxer shorts is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: domino mask
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is basically a piece of black silk about three inches wide, with eyeholes, which is tied in the back.  You find it hard to believe just how this mask, which doesn't even hide the nose or mouth, can be so effective in concealing identity.  Or is it?

appraise_text:
The domino mask is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small satchel
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a small satchel made of leather with a nice long strap so that it can be worn across the torso.  It won't hold much, but could be handy for those small items you might need to get at in a hurry.  The small satchel has one main pocket and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small satchel is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: embroidered canvas backpack
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This capacious canvas backpack has been embroidered all over, creating a tapestry like effect.  A geisha kneels in front of a brazier, performing the tea ceremony for three men sitting in a circle.  Behind them another plays a koto.  The delicate embroidery is so fine that the subtle expressions on the faces of the men and women can be seen, and so detailed that the small black bottle that the first geisha seems to be stealthily pouring into another cup can be made out.  The embroidered canvas backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The embroidered canvas backpack is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 36 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: rubber teddy
description:
This is a sleek teddy made of flame coloured rubber.  It is form-fitting, cut high on the hip and low across the breasts.

appraise_text:
The rubber teddy is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: satin teddy
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a seductive teddy made of peach coloured satin.  It is form-fitting, cut high on the hip and low across the breasts.

appraise_text:
The satin teddy is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dwarfish goggles
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
In these goggles, two octagonal, violet-clear crystals are crimped in place by a frame of stiff leather, which is then worn on the face with a leather strap which buckles behind the head.  They are rather funny-looking things, but among the dwarfs, they are quite popular, as they protect your eyes while mining.  There seems to be an odd, octarine tint in addition to the violet one...

appraise_text:
The pair of dwarfish goggles is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: steak
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a large, juicy steak, cooked to perfection.  Great for eating but not much use for vampire-fighting.


item_name: ornamental butterfly dagger
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Made of tempered steel, this dagger is not only durable, but a work of art.  The hilt is made of thickly lacquered pewter which has been moulded to create strings of bright yellow monarch butterflies which rest their delicate wings up and down its length.  Tiny sunstones have been placed in the pewter and sparkling wings nearly flutter in a nonexistent wind.

appraise_text:
The ornamental butterfly dagger is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: small brass key [Vlad]
description: This is a small brass key with a engraved "one" on it.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The small brass key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: old sack
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This sack looks ancient beyond years, older than aeons.  It looks like it was already old when A'Tuin was spawned, and has kept in one piece by dint of eldritch practice and arcane lore.  On the other hand, maybe it's just had a hard life in the gutters of Genua.

appraise_text:
The old sack is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: zombie dust
appraise_text: Some zombie dust is not very long and not very wide. It is made of dust.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of zombie dust, about one handful.  The dust is all that remains of a zombie.  It is of indeterminate colour.


item_name: diamond
appraise_text: The diamond is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of diamond.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a diamond that has been created by huge pressure and heat.  It sparkles in the light showing a rainbow of colours.


item_name: student card
weight: less than a pound
description:
This card, made from rough cardboard paper, indicates the bearer is a student of the Guild of Embalmers and Allied Trades.

appraise_text:
The student card is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: sinister golden statue
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a sinister golden statue.  Still covered with a sprinkling of sand and slightly tarnished with age, this treasure appears to have been recently unearthed.

appraise_text:
The sinister golden statue is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is golden and is made of gold.


item_name: silver rose pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This carefully crafted silver pin depicts a beautiful rose.  Two dozen finely detailed petals curl around its shiny heart, while three sharp thorns on the stalk convey the message that beauty has its price.


item_name: gigantic blue spacehopper
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a gigantic blue spacehopper.  It is made from blue rubber and is spherical in shape, except for where two protrusions form ears.  These are useful both for hearing and for holding onto when riding.  A large smiley face is painted on the front of the spacehopper and... hang on... you could have sworn it just winked at you!  How strange!

appraise_text:
The gigantic blue spacehopper is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: brightly glowing feather
weight: less than a pound
description:
This seems to be a feather from a most extraordinary bird.  Although small, it appears to be made out of a living, burning flame, resembling a candle.

appraise_text:
The brightly glowing feather is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of fire and could be worn as armour.


item_name: giant eagle's feather
description: A massive eagle's feather. I'd hate to see its owner.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The giant eagle's feather is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: ornate wooden brush
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 1020 logins.
description:
This small, wooden brush has thick brown bristles.  It looks far too small to be used to brush your hair, but for a small toy it would work wonders.

appraise_text:
The ornate wooden brush is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: small ivory comb
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 1010 logins.
description:
This small, white comb looks like it belongs with a child's toy.  It looks like it could be used to 'comb' something's long, golden mane.

appraise_text:
The small ivory comb is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of ivory and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pogo stick
appraise_text: The pogo stick is about two and a half feet long and about an inch wide. It is made of steel.
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a metal pole with a spring at one end and a crossbar to stand on.  You can bounce up and down on it, around people, or even pogo instead of walking.


item_name: My Little Binky
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 1000 logins.
description:
This is a cute My Little Binky doll, a doll that has been modelled on Death's famous steed, Binky.  When equipped with a wide range of accessories and toys, My Little Binky is transformed into a great, white stallion who can take you anywhere.  A long, golden mane extends from Binky's head, just perfect for combing and braiding, while a small keyhole in his back looks like it could bring Binky to life.

appraise_text:
The My Little Binky is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: glass orb
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small orb of glass, filled with a misty, green smoke, which swirls mysteriously and conceals its core from gazing eyes.  It is just large enough to fit perfectly in a cupped hand, but looks very fragile, suggesting squeezing it may not be a very good idea.  What shaking it would accomplish is anyone's guess.  Its glass is clear and the gas inside natural green.

appraise_text:
The glass orb is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: dimly glowing amulet
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a large bronze amulet, shaped something like an over-round ankh and patterned with twisted whorls intertwined with snake-like figures and spirals.  It looks very old.


item_name: thin plate
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a thin piece of iron plate.  It's about the right size for a breast plate, if it were shaped a little more and had straps attached so that it could be worn.

appraise_text:
The thin plate is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: stick [massage]
appraise_text: The stick is about a foot long and about three inches wide. It is made of rubber and metal.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 150 logins.
description:
The long straight black stick vibrates slightly in your hands, you get a nice massage from it.  There is something which looks a bit like a switch down near the base of the stick.  Flashing lights rush up and down the side of the stick in a mad progression.


item_name: stunning painting
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This is an absolutely stunning painting.  The colours are amazingly vibrant, the execution impeccable.  The details are brought out with subtle brush strokes and obvious talent.  The painting depicts a group of men and women, crying on a rolling green hill, on a clear blue day.

appraise_text:
The stunning painting is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of canvas and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: zombie parrot
appraise_text: You appraise the zombie parrot and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: about a pound
description:
This parrot stands about eight inches high, each inch covered in drab, moulting feathers.  Her plumage is considerably worse for wear, and she stares out at the world through unseeing eyes.


item_name: Lancre Flitch
weight: about six pounds
description:
This at first glance looks like a log, but after careful examination it appears to be a very old leg of pork.  It has been won in the famous Lancre Flitch, where someone has convinced the council that they have been faithful to their partner.

appraise_text:
The Lancre Flitch is about three and a half feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of bone and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: strange device
appraise_text: The strange device is about four inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of brass.
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a very strange hand held device.  It has a circular dial that is fashioned after a clock face but where twelve o'clock should be is a zero and all the hours are on the opposite side to what is usual.  That is one o'clock is at the eleven o'clock position, two is at ten and so on.  The hour and minute hands are both pointing at zero but the second hand is pointing just a little before that.  There is a button on the right hand side and a small light just under it.  The light is glowing very faintly.


item_name: small electrum ring
appraise_text: It is made of electrum and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small ring made from an alloy of gold and silver.  It has an inscription in tiny letters running around the outside edge.


item_name: silver sapphire necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a rare and beautiful relic from a Djelian tomb.  With intricate filigree patterns carved into its silver and inset with a multitude of sparkling sapphires, this necklace shimmers extravagantly in the light.


item_name: golden Binky key
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 990 logins.
description:
This small golden key looks like it might fit in the back of a "My Little Binky" toy to drive its clockwork engine.

appraise_text:
The golden Binky key is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of gold and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: hard, pink mass
weight: less than a pound
description:
The hard, pink mass is an unidentifiable substance.  It's not very large; it easily fits in the palm of your hand.  You suppose that it must have some sort of use.  You think you detect some sort of odour coming from it.

appraise_text:
The hard, pink mass is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: incredibly sharp yet seemingly worthless doohickey
weight: about a pound
description:
The incredibly sharp yet seemingly worthless doohickey is a small, metallic, rectangular thing no longer than your thumb and no thicker than your thumbnail (or thumb and thumbnail equivalent, as the case may be).  But on one edge lies an edge sharper than anything.  You make sure to keep such a dangerous blade away from any of your more vital bits.

appraise_text:
The incredibly sharp yet seemingly worthless doohickey is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: large protest sign
weight: 9 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large wooden protest sign.  It has the message "MEAT IS MURDER...Do you know how animals die?" scrawled on it in large letters.

appraise_text:
The large protest sign is about five feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: ruby serpent ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 13 g
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This ring has been crafted from gold to resemble a coiled serpent.  Shards of ruby pick out the eyes, which stare out like malevolent suns from its golden head.


item_name: amber and silver ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
This ring has been shaped from silver in such a way that its entire circumference appears to flow in an infinitely undulating wave.  The skilled workmanship is accented by an amber teardrop, set in yet more silver.  A number of tiny bubbles can be seen, interspersed throughout the amber.


item_name: silver-hilted stile
weight: 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Smuggler caves chest loot.
description:
Hardly a weapon designed for stealthy movement and concealment, the handle of this slender knife has been cast from silver into a stylised representation of a desert cat, the skilful craftsmanship conveying not what the animal looks like, but what it truly is.  Its blade is of the most delicately-honed fine Klatchian steel.

appraise_text:
The silver-hilted stile is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: large opal bottle
description: This is a large opal glass bottle.
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: 8f1ab70b6fd745a5348ebde31897aa9cbf2a5bf0
appraise_text:
The large opal bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: tarnished ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 6 g
description:
It's an ordinary ring.  It looks like it was tarnished by fire.  It could once upon a time have been silver.


item_name: ivory vulture nippleshield
appraise_text: It is made of ivory and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A wide circle of elephant tusk ivory encircles the nipple, the centre deeply etched with a depiction of a vulture, poised in flight.  The piece has been arranged so that it looks like the vulture is about to pounce down upon the nipple itself.  A steel barbell, hidden behind the centre of the nippleshield, is used to lock the piece into place.


item_name: stiletto scabbard
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A long slender knife-like scabbard, made especially to hold a stiletto.  It could sheathe a stiletto.

appraise_text:
The stiletto scabbard is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: tortoise shell
appraise_text: The tortoise shell is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of tortoise.
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is the shell of a tortoise.  It is hard to say whether or not there is actually a tortoise in it or if it is even alive.  The shell itself bears testament to a hardy life.  Being worn that much it doesn't look like it would serve well to carry things in.  Small pock marks can be seen here and there and the odd scuff mark, possibly from being kicked.


item_name: cheap fish ring
appraise_text: It is made of steel and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 9 g
description:
This is a band of polished steel with what looks like a stylised fish design on it.  A moderately-sized topaz is set as the visible eye.


item_name: small cauldron
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a small cauldron.  It is a fine example of a trinket from Forn Parts.  Within the cauldron is a garishly painted carving of some form of fish and tentacle stew.

appraise_text:
The small cauldron is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 33 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: fine white ash
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a huge pile of fine white ash, more handfuls than you can estimate at a glance.  It is all that remains of a vampire.

appraise_text:
Some fine white ash is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Genuan visa
description: A deep black piece of leather, with gold lettering embossed upon it.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: e4f7b82e8ab61c048e096829e26d989c6bfe5be1
appraise_text:
The Genuan visa is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: wooden log
appraise_text: The wooden log is about four inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a small, neatly chopped log of wood, suitable for such wildly interesting things as burning, chopping and looking at.


item_name: pair of tattered cotton socks
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: Becomes 'pair of cotton socks' when repaired.
description:
A fraying toe and heel show the beginnings of wear and tear on these thin and rather low quality socks.  Although there aren't any real holes in them just yet, it is doubtful that this will remain the case without repair.  The socks themselves don't look as if they will ever offer much in the way of protection, although they will be better than nothing.

appraise_text:
The pair of tattered cotton socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: wine voucher
description: This is a small pink voucher.
weight: less than half a pound
appraise_text:
The wine voucher is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: wine barrel
appraise_text: The wine barrel is about three feet long and about two feet wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This is a dusty wine barrel, with a brand on it.  It is very firmly sealed.  It appears to have something written on it.  Lancrastyanne Golde Fynest Wyne off, Lancre.


item_name: poker
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
Made of wrought iron, this poker would be suitable for stirring a fire or stabbing someone in the eye.

appraise_text:
The poker is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: sooty log
weight: about four pounds
description:
This log is all sooty but appears to be made of glass.  A good rub would probably free it from the soot.

appraise_text:
The sooty log is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: ruby heart necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This necklace takes the form of an elegant silver chain, upon which is hung an expertly crafted representation of a heart.  Within the centre of the heart lies a sparkling ruby, around which have been tooled delicate rays in gold and platinum.


item_name: bar of soap
weight: less than a pound
description:
A bar of soap, it looks like it has been well used.  You wonder a little about the teeth marks though.

appraise_text:
The bar of soap is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: old grey dress
weight: 1lb
description:
This old grey dress looks to have seen better days.  While it has been well cared for, the years have left it worn and slightly tattered, and no one would still be wearing it if they could afford something new.

appraise_text:
The old grey dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cotton teddy
description:
This is a alluring teddy made of ebony coloured cotton.  It is form-fitting, cut high on the hip and low across the breasts.

appraise_text:
The cotton teddy is about two and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen sack
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This white linen sack seems to be made of the same thin fabric as mummy bandages.  It is plain white and surprisingly clean considering the fact that it is probably used for hauling around dirty laundry and other items that need to be discreetly disposed of.

appraise_text:
The white linen sack is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: steel sickle
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This weapon is curved so much that the handle and the sharp point of the blade are pointing in the same direction.  Its balance and edge indicate that it was not made for use as a simple farm tool.  The blade is highly polished, almost shiny enough to use as a makeshift mirror.

appraise_text:
The steel sickle is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: flying sickle
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This weapon is much like a normal sickle, although slightly larger than usual and polished to a shine not usually seen on common tools.  However, the handle and the blade can separate to the length of a light metal chain that connects them, allowing the wielder to strike anyone within a longer reach than that afforded by more conventional weapons.  The uninitiated would find it very difficult indeed to control, but in the hands of a skilled user it would be most formidable.

appraise_text:
The flying sickle is about five feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: quartermoon sword
weight: 5lb
description:
This weapon has been shaped to resemble a quarter moon, with a one-edged crescent-shaped blade.  Even the handle preserves a sort of symmetry in it, curving in the opposite direction.  However, this is probably more to make the weapon balanced than out of any aesthetic considerations.

appraise_text:
The quartermoon sword is about two and a half feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: newmoon sword
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
If you took a rapier, and twisted the blade into a newmoon shape, result would look much like this weapon.  The unusual shape would make it quite unpredictable to both the wielder and the opponent in a fight, unless one or both were accustomed to such exotic weapons.

appraise_text:
The newmoon sword is about five feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: large golden goblet
weight: about three pounds
special_find_note: 63cd1ee5a7c6102e0c9585a0e876ba579748b7e6
description:
This is a very large golden goblet, fashioned out of pure gold.  Normally this would be considered cheap, which is exactly the reason there are a large number of rubies set into the outside.  It's rather heavy, and if somebody were to try and drink out of it, it is likely that they would need to use both hands.  Of course, because this is an astonishingly expensive piece of workmanship, it isn't used for day-to-day purposes and is only brought out on special occasions, where people are allowed to look at it.  Although not for too long.

appraise_text:
The large golden goblet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of gold and rubies.


item_name: beautiful silver horn
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: 06e2f5ecebcc1397b23cb0bdff3126bb727619b5
description:
This horn represents the pinnacle of Fang metalworking ability.  It is said that in the days of old, this horn was used to summon the allies of the Fang family for battle, and they were victorious against all enemies and the then Lord Fang took the Empire for himself.  This is only really said by the Fangs, though, as everybody else is perfectly aware not only that the Fangs are a relatively young and inexperienced family, but also that the silver horn was made not long ago as a birthday present for some minor noble.  Who returned it.

appraise_text:
The beautiful silver horn is about a foot and a half long and about four inches wide.  It is made of silver.


item_name: silver hummingbird pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The head of this pin is cleverly crafted to resemble a hummingbird, with the shaft of the pin being the bird's long beak.


item_name: silver pinky ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Although sized for a pinky, this ring's silver band is broad and rather solid.  It looks like it could do damage to a wayward chin.


item_name: katana [no value]
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This slightly curved Auriental long sword is perfectly balanced with a blade of the finest quality.  It looks extremely sharp and strong.  Property of the [family] family.

appraise_text:
The katana is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: steel-tempered katana [no value]
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is an expertly-crafted katana, perfectly balanced and razor sharp like all katanas, but steel-tempered to a great degree of quality making it unusually strong and durable.  Its hilt is bound in simple black leather straps.

appraise_text:
The steel-tempered katana is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: katana
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This slightly curved Auriental long sword is perfectly balanced with a blade of the finest quality.  It looks extremely sharp and strong.

appraise_text:
The katana is about three and a half feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: Lord Sung's bamboo back scratcher
special_find_note: 6d890bda8ca48fbd03f0202a43530bf94a0daeba
description:
This is an elegant antique back scratcher carefully carved from a single piece of ancient bamboo.  It is about fifteen inches long and ends in a small, three pronged hand.  The hand is the end that one uses to scratch those hard to reach places in the middle of one's back.  It is beautifully decorated on the back of the scratching hand with a royal blue and deep gold Koi carp.  The carp is frolicking in a pond among some reeds that have been expertly painted with single broad brushstrokes.


item_name: jade carp statuette
special_find_note: 577e38ae8a447c340c291b79ac060792b8f518c1
description:
Carved from a single piece of the most strikingly green jade available, this carp appears to be jumping.  It is quite small, one might say bijou, and it would fit neatly into the palm of the hand of anyone lucky enough to be allowed to hold it.  The intricacy of the scales, the eyes and the fins is remarkable, the artisan having carved it with fastidious attention to detail.


item_name: silver skull pendant
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This beautiful, yet gruesome skull-headed pendant is cast from the finest silver.  Tiny rubies are set into the sockets and it appears to be watching.


item_name: silver claw ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Worn on the index finger, this jointed ring covers the length of the finger and part of the knuckle.  Each joint is hinged to allow normal movement of the hand and the tip comes to a cruel silver tip.


item_name: mountain ring
appraise_text: It is made of wood and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
The green lacquer ring has a carved piece of jade embedded into the band, depicting a mountain peak with a cloud obscuring the base.


item_name: stepladder
appraise_text: The stepladder is about five feet long and about a foot and a half wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This is a stepladder used by short people to reach things that are high up.  The steps are constructed of wood and look like they would be quite unsteady when set up on the ground.


item_name: embroidered fan
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This fan is made of heavy cloth and is embroidered with a picture of a mountain range.  It emanates a certain coldness, though you are not sure of the exact cause.

appraise_text:
The embroidered fan is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of silk.


item_name: large beer bottle
description: This is a large beer glass bottle.
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: 508c8f21a5393eec5dd8204d63f5a4baec626c5b
appraise_text:
The large beer bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large stout brown bottle
description: This is a large stout brown glass bottle.
weight: about three pounds
special_find_note: 508c8f21a5393eec5dd8204d63f5a4baec626c5b
appraise_text:
The large stout brown bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: large elegant brown bottle
description: This is a large elegant brown glass bottle.
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: 508c8f21a5393eec5dd8204d63f5a4baec626c5b
appraise_text:
The large elegant brown bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: battered steel helmet
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: 3e202be121aa417e88bcc73dff496045bbdaa7d0
description:
This is a beaten and battered helmet.  The metal has been worked in such a way that wings slide down to act as faceguards and the body of a crane appears to be draped over the top of it.  This helmet did in fact belong to one of the past Lord Tangs who fell in battle.  The enemy sent the head back, as is the custom, and also the helmet as well, as it was widely considered to be a singularly ugly thing.

appraise_text:
The battered steel helmet is about six inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel.


item_name: ancient silver statue
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: 87d8b87015fa1b0b9be1c06bf4e61931f00877d8
description:
This statue, ancient and of masterful workmanship, is one of Lord Tang's chief heirlooms. The statue brings to mind the old days of Tang power, and is a perfect, delicate recreation of a crane spreading its wings.  It has tiny emeralds for eyes that glint and sparkle wildly.  This statue is certainly extremely valuable, and the only reason the Tangs haven't sold it is because they still cling onto the remnants of their pride.

appraise_text:
The ancient silver statue is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silver.


item_name: green crystal sphere
weight: about ten pounds
special_find_note: d0744bb0ccbb0e593a115148bb7ce13b8ae125df
description:
This is the Sotobuko Sphere, a small ball made of some form of deep green crystal.  Cracks under the surface of the crystal glint with reflected light, and it seems surprisingly heavy for its size.  The sphere came into the possession of the Tangs when it was found on the body of a rebel who claimed to be the true Emperor of the Agatean Empire.  The rebel had allegedly used it to see into the future, but it was widely considered to be cursed and in any case it ceased to work entirely after a past Lady Tang dropped it.

appraise_text:
The green crystal sphere is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of crystal.


item_name: Fabled Walking Stick of Wung
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: 49c3db577b0ea3258106d5cc9814428dd1856387
description:
This is an old and battered walking stick.  Around the curved pine of the handle a snake has been carved into the wood, its mouth opening around the end.  According to legend, if the Tang estate is ever invaded the walking stick will miraculously become mislaid despite being put down only a minute ago, and will then lurk near the tops of tall flights of stairs until somebody trips over it.

appraise_text:
The Fabled Walking Stick of Wung is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood.


item_name: stuffed crane
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: 47b8da00c7f9e5f0014f2843ce054c2df40cf7b5
description:
This is a large stuffed crane, the emblem of the Tang family.  Legend has it that this very crane was the beloved pet of the very first Lord Tang.  It went everywhere with him, and eventually died when it attempted to swallow an ornamental guard helmet in the shape of a carp.  He had it stuffed, it was stowed away in the vastness of the Tang estate, and it remains a prized heirloom.

appraise_text:
The stuffed crane is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: elegant china tea cup
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: e72d938554eff8726191a2d4439caf01f8a390b1
description:
This is an elegant tea cup made from the finest china.  It has a crane, the symbol of the Tangs, engraved on one side, and is used for the most honoured guests.

appraise_text:
The elegant china tea cup is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of china and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: ancient suit of samurai armour
special_find_note: 2d1dd2f54ea6f466424864d1a533998c434c5fdb
description:
This is a suit of antique Agatean samurai armour.  A well decorated keiko is the main piece, with a kabuto helm topping it off.  There are a pair of dainty, but shabby geta at the bottom of the suit of armour.  It hasn't been looked after and was probably due for a major refurbishing more than a few years ago.  Nothing really looks like it could be of much use, and the entire contraption looks like it would fall apart at the slightest touch.


item_name: Lady Sung's antique Auriental tapestry
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: 90b40d7c2c3873ca302762547a8af2e17e685acd
description:
Hand stitched by Lady Sung's great grandmother, this beautiful framed tapestry is exquisite in its simplicity.  The cloth is an off-white linen, probably due to age.  The stitching however is still a vibrant bright blue and depicts a typical Agatean country scene.  There is a pagoda in the background and a path leading down to a small lake.  The path continues over the lake in a wooden bridge where a man and woman stand, gazing into the water.  The pond is clear and a large gold coloured koi carp can be seen frolicking in the shallow water.  A small leafy tree at the side of the pond finishes off the scene.

appraise_text:
Lady Sung's antique Auriental tapestry is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of linen.


item_name: some fennel
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of fennel, about one stalk.  Fennel is a green plant, with thin, flimsy leaves and a licorice-like taste.


item_name: some belladonna
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of belladonna, about one stalk.  A purplish stem with dark green leaves and small dingy purple flowers.


item_name: some hellebore
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of hellebore, about one sprig.  More in place in an assassin's garden, this patch of hellebore grows in the herb beds alongside the culinary and medicinal herbs.


item_name: some skullcap
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of skullcap, about one sprig.  Lush, dark green leaves with inconspicuous blue flowers.


item_name: McSweeney haggis
appraise_text: The McSweeney haggis is about a foot long and about four inches wide. It is made of onyx.
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: e98de78c1014c5ce599ec89d25b1f44ff23e15b4
description:
The elusive haggis has never been seen within Agatea except by one man, Wee Dlunk.  As soon as he saw it he knew he had to have it, so he quickly made a rough sketch.  After many years of perfecting his sketch he finally was able to give it to one of the finest Agatean jewellers of the time.  The outcome was a creature that looks like a shaved hedgehog.  A small funnel shaped like the end of a trumpet is protruding from its face.  It seems to have a small soft squishy side to it.


item_name: decorative mace
appraise_text: The decorative mace is about two feet long and about three inches wide. It is made of silver.
weight: about seven pounds
special_find_note: 8ad0f3e3b662e8d60192c1952e1515c210874579
description:
This mace was designed and crafted by Kahn Nee Sea.  Its shaft is made from silver and the crown is forged from bronze panned from the Pearl river.  A small band of bronze inlaid within the crown has some symbols engraved into it.  The band symbolises the relationship between the McSweeneys and their people and land.


item_name: nodachi [no value]
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This is a huge Auriental sword, over six feet in length.  It is slightly curved and well balanced with a blade of the finest quality.  It looks extremely sharp and strong.

appraise_text:
The nodachi is about six and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: white sea-shell
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a pretty white sea-shell.  It is fan-shaped and has ridges which run from the round edge to the base of the shell.  It is entirely white all over, with a pearly gleam on the underside.

appraise_text:
The white sea-shell is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of shell.


item_name: shepherd pepper shaker
weight: less than a pound
description:
This pepper shaker is creatively made in the shape of a rustic shepherd.  Little holes in his floppy grey hat allow pepper to fall out onto the food.  He looks about to sneeze, or maybe he's just uncomfortable in that grey wool robe.

appraise_text:
The shepherd pepper shaker is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: sode-garami [no value]
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
Also known as a "sleeve entangler", the sode-garami pole-arm is not a weapon for the faint of heart.  Hand-forged claw-like spikes protrude from the head of the spear, while tens of quarter-inch razor-sharp iron spikes line up down the shaft.  The wooden handle extends approximately five feet and makes the sode-garami an excellent weapon with which to hold your foes at bay.

appraise_text:
The sode-garami is about six feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: Stink
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
Forged in the fabled dwarf mines of Borogravia, Stink is said to have a long and checkered history, passing from warrior to warrior and battle to battle.  The sword is rumoured to glow purple in the presence of frogs.

appraise_text:
Stink is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: empty McSweeney wrapper
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a tissue thin piece of paper covered with colourful McSweeney icons and arcane scribbles indicating what the McSweeney cooks used it to wrap.

appraise_text:
The empty McSweeney wrapper is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: pair of flat leather shoes [mended]
description:
Perhaps originally a smooth, dense black, this strip of heavy silk has been carefully washed a great many times, and equally carefully mended, judging from the neat and almost invisible L-shaped darns.


item_name: utility belt [large]
weight: about a pound
description:
The wide leather part is decorated with various tooled leather symbols depicting various tools and implements.  On closer inspection, some of these areas are stitched rather loosely, allowing you to store items inside them.  Two large velvet pouches hang from the sides of the belt to allow slightly larger items to be carried.  The utility belt has one left pocket, three secret pockets and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The utility belt is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: gold furry tank top
weight: about a pound
description:
Soft tendrils of golden furry material make up this very soft and feminine tank top.  Soft to the touch, it caresses and clings to the wearer.  The twinkling golden colour gives a hint of lavish riches, a bold and daring dash to any formal outfit.  This top can also look amazingly tacky if worn with casual clothes or by anyone who tries too hard.  This top is slimming for the waist, yet enhances other attributes nicely.

appraise_text:
he gold furry tank top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: liquor demijohn
weight: about fifteen pounds
special_find_note: 1f598feb4206629d77dff98e534de11f755f883b
description:
This is a liquor bottle, for storing liquor.  As amazing a coincidence as that may be, it's probably not a good idea to go looking for divine intervention.  It's most likely just a happy state of intersecting affairs rather than a sign that the Gods really do take an interest in your life.

appraise_text:
The liquor demijohn is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 9 pounds, about one hundred and thirty items, or about 4 quarts.


item_name: stiletto
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a slender knife with a dark steel blade, and sharp tip.  It's perfect for slipping between someone's ribs.

appraise_text:
The stiletto is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: chunky iron key
description: A key. Wonder where it fits?
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The chunky iron key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: peanut chocolate bar
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a tasty bar of delicious chocolate mixed with crushed peanuts.  It is bound to fill that hole between drinks until more substantial fare can be gotten hold of.


item_name: hot karek-onna-stick
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is one of CMOT Dibblers famous Karek-onna-sticks.  It smells incredibly appetizing, and is not covered in ketchup.

appraise_text:
The hot karek-onna-stick is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: [size] ball of [colour] fluff
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a [size] ball of fluff.  It has a strange, divine aura about it, and something tells you that this [colour] lint is not of natural origin.


item_name: large iron key
description: The large iron key looks like it would fit a large iron padlock.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The large iron key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: cowbell
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a shiny gold cowbell, of good craftsmanship and well-polished.  It hangs on a black velvet ribbon, and is surely meant for only the most special of cows.


item_name: slim clear vial of sea serpent venom
description: This is a small, slim glass vial, about the length of your thumb. It is closed.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The slim clear vial of sea serpent venom is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, four items, or about 1 shot.


item_name: mottled grey egg
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is a large mottled grey egg, about a foot long.  It feels a little moist to the touch.  Perhaps, with time and warmth, it might hatch into something interesting.

appraise_text:
The mottled grey egg is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Slippery Hollow advent calendar
weight: about a pound
description:
This advent calendar depicts the town of Slippery Hollow.  There are a few worried looking people in what looks like a market and a man riding a headless horse.  A dark forest is in the background.

appraise_text:
The Slippery Hollow advent calendar is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Hogswatch calendar
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a special kind of calendar to count the days of some festival.  There are twenty-five doors on it, each one containing something festive no doubt!

appraise_text:
The Hogswatch calendar is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: twisted chocolate tree
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Advent calendar chocolate.
description:
This lump of poor quality chocolate (or possibly brown tile grout) has been shaped into a Slippery Hollow themed shape and mass produced to fill festive calendars.


item_name: delicate chocolate snowflake
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Advent calendar chocolate.
description:
This lump of poor quality chocolate (or possibly brown tile grout) has been shaped into a generic Hogswatch themed shape and mass produced to fill festive calendars.


item_name: midnight rose
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This rose is as transparent as glass, its ethereal beauty only glimpsed by the softest glimmer along the edges of each delicate petal.  As with love, the greatest care must be taken to encourage this flower to blossom.

appraise_text:
The midnight rose is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of plant matter and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: purple lozenge
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Given by Tolliver Groat.
description:
This is a triangular lozenge. It appears to be made from some kind of thick syrup and glistens with a deep purple colour.  The smell of the thing is indescribable but maybe that means it's really good for you.


item_name: squirming black tentacle
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This foot-long tentacle has, presumably, been cut off some large, tentacled creature.  Somehow, it seems to still be alive.  Two rows of suckers run along its slick midnight black skin from the pointy tip down to the severed end.  Writhing octarine light spills from it, barely contained by its physical boundaries.

appraise_text:
The squirming black tentacle is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of slick black flesh and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: gilded treasure chest
weight: 11 1/9 lb
description:
This is the sort of chest traditionally used by pirates to store their loot in, with a rectangular body and an arched cover.  Most of it is composed of beautifully carved fragrant sandalwood, the carved art depicting valiant sailors pit against the dangers of the sea: inclement weather, sea monsters, and - the greatest foe of all - overconfidence.  Its edges are reinforced with gilded steel, a lock of the same material ensuring that its contents remain secure from any treasure hunters.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The gilded treasure chest is about eight feet long and about four feet wide.  It is made of sandalwood, steel and gold and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 444 pounds, or about one hundred and twenty items.


item_name: old treasure chest
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is an old, rather battered treasure chest that looks like it has spent at least a decade hidden in the ground.  The plain iron bindings securing its edges have nearly fallen apart, bleeding streaks of rust into the surrounding wood; despite this, it looks like it's served its purpose in keeping its contents intact.

appraise_text:
The old treasure chest is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and iron and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: axe that marks the spot
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This double-bladed axe seems to have a treasure map carefully engraved across its flat side, stretching from one blade to the other - a legacy of the infamous Brownbeard the Literal, whose signature is etched in the corner.  Its darkened steel and black silk-wrapped handle hint at a more stealthy design than most axes, ruined by the later engraving cutting through its dark coating and lighting up the lines and dots of its map in bright uncoated steel.  It does look pretty, at least.

appraise_text:
The axe that marks the spot is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: antique book
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This book has seen the passing of many years - its yellowed pages have cohered into one papery lump, rendering it unopenable.  Written in faded, hand-written lettering in Djelian: Book Binding for the Ages.

appraise_text:
The antique book is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: ornamental house numberplate
description: This is a rather nice-looking house numberplate.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The ornamental house numberplate is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: black gem
weight: less than a pound
description:
The gem is a small black stone, hexagonal and about half an inch across.  It's probably not worth as much as it seems.

appraise_text:
The black gem is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: mythic sword
weight: 9 4/9 lb
description:
This is a sword Resonant with Mythic Grandeur.  Clearly fashioned by a mystical master craftsman in ages past, it exudes an aura of lonely destiny and forgotten kings.  Its long blackened blade and beautifully fashioned hilt are inscribed with so many epic and potent symbols, runes and scenes that the steel is in constant danger of breaking to bits.  The only thing that mars its splendid character is the little legend on the side of the hilt that says "Made In Ankh-Morpork".

appraise_text:
The mythic sword is about four and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: metal stick
appraise_text: The metal stick is about three feet long and about three inches wide. It is made of iron.
weight: about four pounds
description:
An old rusty piece of iron that is about three feet long and seems to have once had some sort of writing on it.  It appears to have something written on it.  "Pr  e ty  f S  i ."


item_name: wooden raspberry ring
appraise_text: It is made of wood, silver and red tourmaline and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a lacquered hardwood ring with a silver inlay.  The silver forms the shape of a curling vine, meandering back and forth across its surface and sprouting shoots, leaves and tendrils as it progresses around the ring.  At the end of several dangling shoots, polished red tourmalines have been set into the wood to resemble ripe raspberries.


item_name: wooden blackberry ring
appraise_text: It is made of wood, silver and black tourmaline and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a lacquered hardwood ring with a silver inlay.  The silver forms the shape of a curling vine, meandering back and forth across its surface and sprouting shoots, leaves and tendrils as it progresses around the ring.  At the end of several dangling shoots, polished black tourmalines have been set into the wood to resemble ripe blackberries.


item_name: wooden grape ring
appraise_text: It is made of wood, silver and purple tourmaline and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a lacquered hardwood ring with a silver inlay.  The silver forms the shape of a curling vine, meandering back and forth across its surface and sprouting shoots, leaves and tendrils as it progresses around the ring.  At the end of several dangling shoots, polished purple tourmalines have been set into the wood to resemble ripe grapes.


item_name: stygium signet ring
appraise_text: It is made of stygium and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stygium band is black as night and, apart from a sharply incised "V", perfectly unadorned. It drinks in any light that falls on it, making it merely warm if the owner is careful, or searingly hot otherwise. The only thing offsetting the incredible risk of wearing it is its sheer style.


item_name: infinite loop
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a slightly tarnished silver ring.  At the top of the ring, the silver has been cunningly worked into the shape of an infinity symbol, while the bottom has been inscribed with three words on the inside.  Written in inscribed cursive letters: Now And Forever.


item_name: flaming sword
weight: 3 7/9 lb
description:
This is a large broadsword.  It is not made of the finest steel nor is it in the best condition, but it looks fearsome nonetheless.  An ethereal light seems to emanate from it and flames occasionally lick along the blade's length.

appraise_text:
The flaming sword is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: freshwater pearl bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of pearl and glass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Tiny, irregular pinkish freshwater pearls have been carefully strung together to make this delicate circle of a bracelet.


item_name: brocade bodice
weight: 1lb
description:
This rich brocade bodice, cut with a heaping amount of decolletage, is embroidered with flowery pastoral scenes.

appraise_text:
The brocade bodice is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short scout knife
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a short, but very sharp knife.  It was probably made to carve things with but if necessary, it could probably be a good weapon.

appraise_text:
The short scout knife is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: old iron saucepan
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is an old iron saucepan which looks as if it hasn't been used in some time.  It could probably be used to cook something if you were really desperate.

appraise_text:
The old iron saucepan is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: strange cardboard box
weight: about a pound
description:
A cardboard box with a small window on one side.  Behind the window is a tiny imp waiting in front of an easel, palette in one tiny hand.  It is a cheaper version of its more sophisticated cousins and could probably be used to take a couple of iconographs before being discarded.

appraise_text:
The strange cardboard box is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: glittery sword
weight: 8 8/9 lb
description:
This sword is designed with the one purpose of catching (and dazzling) the eye.  Polished to an impossible gleam, its bright steel sets off the many precious metals and stones that crowd every available inch of its surface, in a magnificent display of tastelessness.  The combined lustre of the thing is almost enough to convince you that the gems are not, in fact, made of sub-standard glass.

appraise_text:
The glittery sword is about five feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: iron hunting knife
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a large iron hunting knife.  The dark iron blade is partly serrated, and the ash handle curves inward for a better grip.  It seems like an ideal tool to skin dead (or live) animals with.

appraise_text:
The iron hunting knife is about a foot long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: wooden staff
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a long wooden pole.  It looks like it could be used to hit people with, to great effect, or, were you less violent, just for helping you pick your way through difficult paths.  Have fun, whatever you do with it.

appraise_text:
The wooden staff is about five feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: chicken body feather
description: This is a fresh body feather of a chicken.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The chicken body feather is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of chicken feather.


item_name: jar of screaming mandrake roots
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a thick glass jar, the top of which is sealed with lead.  Inside, you can make out a number of roots, with strange nodules on the roots shaped like human faces that twist and squirm as they cry out in anguish.

appraise_text:
The jar of screaming mandrake roots is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small blue crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a small octahedral crystal, deep blue in colour.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From small string bags of crystals in component shops.
appraise_text:
A small blue crystal is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is blue and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small green crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a small octahedral crystal, deep green in colour.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From small string bags of crystals in component shops.
appraise_text:
A small green crystal is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is green and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small red crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a small octahedral crystal, deep red in colour.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From small string bags of crystals in component shops.
appraise_text:
A small red crystal is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: small yellow crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a small octahedral crystal, deep yellow in colour.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From small string bags of crystals in component shops.
appraise_text:
A small yellow crystal is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is yellow and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: old staff
description: This staff is made of a very fine-grained gnarled wood. It looks fairly hefty.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The old staff is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: stone hammer
weight: 12 2/9 lb
description:
This stone hammer is quite a weapon.  Its sturdy handle is roughly two feet long, and the head is quite heavy.  On the head is engraved the sigil of Coojibubu.  This hefty yet well balanced hammer looks mighty enough to smash its way easily through things that look fairly solid.

appraise_text:
The stone hammer is about four feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: ornate warhammer
weight: 6 6/9 lb
description:
This warhammer's head is made out of a silvery-blue metal that shines with a bluish light.  Across its side are pictures of griffins doing battle against ferocious-looking chimeras.  The haft is made out of carved oak, which has intricate designs of runic symbols running its length.  In the hands of an experienced fighter it is a weapon to be feared.

appraise_text:
The ornate warhammer is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: small felt-covered hammer
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The striking head of this tiny hammer, designed for the damsel or indeed gentleman who wishes to play a dulcimer, is formed of a dozen layers of felt, wrapped around the polished hardwood handle.

appraise_text:
The small felt-covered hammer is about nine inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: cured herring
description:
This is a small silvery fish about twelve inches long with yellow spots on its side.  It is slightly darker around the ventral fin.


item_name: cured trout
description:
A narrow fish, the trout has a speckled body, with small scales and disproportionately large and sharp teeth.


item_name: cured mackerel
description:
A streamlined fish with a tapering head, the mackerel has bluish-green scales and a large bottom lip.


item_name: salt pan
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a large flat ceramic tray used for evaporating seawater to separate out the salt, which can then be used for the sort of purposes one usually uses sea salt for.  Its handles are decorated with a simple tesselated fish pattern.

appraise_text:
The salt pan is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of ceramic and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 10 pounds, about fifty items, or about 1 gallon.


item_name: antique short sword
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This appears to be a rather old short sword.  The hilt is wound with red leather and its end is shaped like an owl sitting on a shield.  On the blade itself the words "Royal Ankhe-Morepork Citie Watch & Ward" are engraved on one side and on the other "FABRICATI DIEM, PVNCTI AGVNT CELERITER".

appraise_text:
The antique short sword is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: pair of snug fawn skin leggings
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of sturdy peasant's leggings, made of the soft, lightly dappled skin of a young fawn.  Despite their deceptively rough cut, they are finely shaped and would probably flatter your figure.  The seams are double-stitched with thin leather cords.  The pair of snug fawn skin leggings has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of snug fawn skin leggings is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is fawn and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of thick woollen socks
description: This is a pair of plain woollen socks. They are rather thick and look very warm.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of thick woollen socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of braided leather trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a nice pair of pants made with hundreds of strips of leather woven together.  This makes them tight fitting and rather strong.

appraise_text:
The pair of braided leather trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Borogravian war flail
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
A roughly eight-inch wooden stick to which a four-inch metal stick has been attached with a single chain link, this is a simple but efficient flail.  Cheap to produce and easy to use, it makes an excellent one-handed footman's weapon in an army where expense is an issue.  Basically, hit the other guy with the metal end of it and hope his helmet doesn't absorb the blow.

appraise_text:
The Borogravian war flail is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and wood and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: elegant steel axe
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
A wooden shaft, highly polished and about two feet long, at one end of which is a metal stud and at the other a highly elaborate axe head, this is a one-handed weapon that can inflict some serious damage against other footmen.  The blade is roughly rectangular but the topmost corner away from the shaft tapers into a four-inch spike, perfect for opening plate armour -- rather like one would open a can of sardines.

appraise_text:
The elegant steel axe is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: Sto Helit morning star
weight: 5 1/9 lb
description:
This simple and yet complex flail comprises a fifteen-inch metal staff to which is attached a similar length metal chain at the end of which dangles a heavy, spiked iron ball.  The intent is to land a rather painful blow from safe distance, swinging the ball around to take advantage of inertia and impact force and piercing armour. The morning star is mostly a horseman's weapon but can also do considerable damage when wielded by a competent footman.

appraise_text:
The Sto Helit morning star is about a foot and a half long and four inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: Uberwaldean iron mace
weight: 2lb
description:
A roughly nine-inch-long shaft with an embossed metal stud at the end, this is a simple if ornate Uberwaldean iron mace, designed to be used against anyone stupid enough to get into range.  The shaft is endorsed with a bit of engravings and a tiny excuse for a block that wouldn't stop anything heavier than a kitchen knife, probably because some weaponsmith more used to forging swords thought that any decent weapon must have a block, useful or not.  Most useful, obviously, against unarmoured opponents, it does seem to pack quite a punch against people who like heavy metal as well.

appraise_text:
The Uberwaldean iron mace is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: shovel
description: This is a heavy duty mining shovel, ideal for clearing debris.
weight: 6 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The shovel is about three feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: dirty shovel
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: f72aef39ee3c0c41b5becd07cd0e22ef27d7c00d
description:
This is a small shovel, with quite a lot of caked in dirt.  It looks like it has been used to muck out stables, and smells like it too.

appraise_text:
The dirty shovel is about three feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: medium-sized bucket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is one of those buckets that just hasn't got any outstanding features.  It could carry a fair amount of stuff, but that's about all you have to say for it.

appraise_text:
The medium-sized bucket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: tiny bucket
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This bucket is so insanely small that no-one in their right mind would buy it for their bucket needs.  Nevertheless, it has a certain appeal and might look nice on a mantelpiece.

appraise_text:
The tiny bucket is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of red clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, twelve items, or about 2 shots.


item_name: evil bucket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This bucket can only be described as evil itself.  Small, squat and blackened, it appears to glare at you and mock your soul.  You feel an urgent need to back away from this bucket and put as much distance between you and it as possible.

appraise_text:
The evil bucket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of compressed tabloid newspapers and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: huge bucket
weight: 15 1/9 lb
description:
This bucket is extremely big, and unwieldy.  It could certainly carry lots, but that's not much good if you can't carry it.

appraise_text:
The huge bucket is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and brass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 30 pounds, about seventy items, or about 2 quarts.


item_name: small B'cket's bucket
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a beautifully crafted bucket, the smallest one made by B'cket's.  It is half the size of the medium bucket and like all buckets can carry water.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small B'cket's bucket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: large B'cket's bucket
weight: 5lb
description:
This is a beautifully crafted bucket, the largest one made by B'cket's.  It is twice the size of the medium bucket and like all buckets, even its smaller kin, can carry water.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The large B'cket's bucket is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, about seventy items, or about 2 quarts.


item_name: battered steel bucket
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This bucket has seen it all - water, milk, blood, chicken feed, cement, even the occasional body part.  Now passing into the twilight of buckethood, it has retired to a steady job carrying water for repentant criminals.

appraise_text:
The battered steel bucket is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: medium B'cket's bucket
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a beautifully crafted bucket, the medium sized one made by B'cket's.  It is half the size of the large bucket and twice the size of the small bucket.  Like all buckets it can carry water.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The medium B'cket's bucket is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, about fifty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: golden bucket
weight: between 3 1/9 lb and 3 2/9 lb
description:
This bucket would be utterly unremarkable, apart from the fact it is covered in gold!  On closer inspection, you see pretty patterns engraved on the handle and around the rim.

appraise_text:
The golden bucket is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of gold and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: fluffy bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The copper this thick bracelet is made out of is almost obscured by the thick layer of white fluff that entwines around it.  Various etchings have been carved into the copper, but due to the abundance of fluff, they are too difficult to make out.


item_name: pair of black leather hotpants
weight: 1 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black leather hotpants, so short they're probably illegal in several countries.  It's strange that anyone would make clothing obviously designed for hot weather out of leather - they're bound to be very sweaty.  The pair of black leather hotpants has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather hotpants is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: triple-chained war flail
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
This somewhat complex flail comprises a five-foot metal staff to which are attached no fewer than three metal chains of similar length at the end of which dangle three square pieces of iron, each with a little spike in the centre.  The intent is to entangle the opponent's sword or to swing the spikes around to take advantage of inertia and impact when landing a mauling blow.  A footman's weapon, it is most efficient against those who fight with little or no armour as the spikes aren't quite powerful enough to pierce plate.

appraise_text:
The triple-chained war flail is about five feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: battered, black tricorn
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This battered, black tricorn hat is of the standard garb expected of highwaymen the Disc over.  Wearing it will make a bold statement to everyone you meet, and that statement is probably along the lines of "Your money or your life!"

appraise_text:
The battered, black tricorn is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: piece of white ambergris
appraise_text: A piece of white ambergris is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of ambergris.
weight: less than 1 g
special_find_note: Reward for sailing missions.
description:
This is a piece of ambergris, a rare waxy mineral found on beaches that's prized for its sweet, musky smell.  The paler the ambergris, the better its fragrance - this small marbled white lump is worth a great deal to the right people.


item_name: cigarette butt
description: This is a cigarette butt.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The cigarette butt is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of paper and tobacco and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: old shoe horn
description: A very, very, very old shoe horn.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The old shoe horn is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: carpenter's hammer [sailing]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a long hammer with a flat head that looks like it'd be very suited to hammering nails into things that need nails hammered into, if any of that sort of thing happened to be around.

appraise_text:
The carpenter's hammer is about a foot and a half long and about four inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: fire axe [sailing]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a relatively light axe, painted bright red, meant for use in emergencies such as the one in its name.  It doesn't seem to have been sharpened in a while, but it could probably smash up some doors or tables real good.

appraise_text:
The fire axe is about a foot and a half long and about four inches wide.  It is bright red and is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: iron nail [sailing]
appraise_text: An iron nail is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: less than 1 g
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a large, sharp iron nail, about the length of your little finger.  It would probably really hurt if trod on.


item_name: rubber toy ball [sailing]
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a small rubber toy ball in a bright and cheerful whorled blue.  It looks pretty bouncy and would probably make for an entertaining game of fetch if you threw it in the general vicinity of a dragon.

appraise_text:
The rubber toy ball is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: squeaky toy animal [sailing]
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a small rubber toy alligator, in bright and cheerful orange, that squeaks when squeezed, compelling any nearby dragons to pounce upon it and tear it apart.  The toy, of course, continues to squeak during this process, adding a touch of realism to the dragon's fantasies of doing this to a real alligator.  Someday.

appraise_text:
The squeaky toy animal is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: wooden board [sailing]
appraise_text: The wooden board is about four feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 1 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a large, flat wooden board, the same kind that makes up the ship you're on.  If that ship happened to suffer any damage, it might be possible to repair it with some of these, nails and a hammer.


item_name: old linen towel [sailing]
description: This large brown towel looks well-used and rather ragged, but serviceable nonetheless.
weight: 1lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
appraise_text:
The old linen towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: box of bandages [sailing]
weight: 2 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a small cardboard box for keeping bandages clean and sterile while in storage.  Cleaner and more sterile than just tearing up old rags for them, anyway.  The red cross symbol of Glaxos, the God of Medicine, is painted on the side.

appraise_text:
The box of bandages is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cardboard.


item_name: coil of rope [sailing]
appraise_text: The coil of rope is not very long and not very wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
A long piece of thick, waterproof rope, useful for all sorts of nautical reasons.  You might use it for tying sailors to the ship while they dive into the water for any emergency repairs the ship might need, or tying crates down so that they don't slide around.


item_name: large brown bottle of rum [sailing]
weight: 3 2/9 lb
description:
This is a large brown glass bottle.  The large brown bottle is completely full with two pints of dark rum.

appraise_text:
The large brown bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: barbarian harness
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a complicated mess of straps and buckles.  Whatever its mysterious purpose is, it's entirely common to see barbarian heroes wandering around wearing these things.

appraise_text:
The barbarian harness is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple tunic
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This simple tunic is made from strands of a fungus of some kind.  It's thankfully enough for covering the vital parts of a toadish body.

appraise_text:
The simple tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of fungus and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: strip of cloth
description: This is a long, narrow strip of cloth. It is strong enough to bind even the nastiest flesh wounds.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The strip of cloth is about a foot and a half long and about three inches wide.  It is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green leather vest
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a leather vest made of green dyed leather.  The leather has been stitched with padded diamonds all along its length to make it more comfortable.

appraise_text:
The green leather vest is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: V-neck shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a tight, V-neck shirt.  It's a dazzling white, and the front is open just enough to show a decent portion of chest.

appraise_text:
The V-neck shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: steel-tipped harpoon [sailing]
weight: 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
The shaft of this harpoon is six feet long and perfectly straight, whittled from lightweight wood.  On its business end is a sharp steel tip with the distinctive hooked edge that allows harpoons to embed themselves into flesh.

appraise_text:
The steel-tipped harpoon is about six feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: piece of shipwreck debris [sailing]
appraise_text: The piece of shipwreck debris is about four feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
Broken off a shipwreck by the collision that wrecked it, this piece of debris looks like it's still intact enough to be worth breaking up for raw materials.


item_name: piece of driftwood [sailing]
appraise_text: The piece of driftwood is about four feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
Bleached white by the sun after floating on the sea for months, this piece of driftwood looks like it's still intact enough to be worth breaking up for raw materials.


item_name: arbalest [sailing]
weight: 1 7/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a powerful-looking crossbow with a steel stock.  Reassuringly heavy, you feel like you could face down a kraken or a sea serpent with something like this in your hand.  Whether you'd win is, of course, a long shot.

appraise_text:
The arbalest is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a fired weapon.  It can hold about 1 pound, or one item.


item_name: arbalest bolt [sailing]
description: This is an arbalest bolt, which is basically a crossbow bolt but for arbalests.
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
appraise_text:
The arbalest bolt is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: control rod [sailing]
weight: 2lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a fairly hefty length of oak, used for hitting misbehaving dragons over the head to, as it were, bring them under control.  This is only a temporary measure, however; if the dragon wakes up, it'll be just as rambunctious as before.

appraise_text:
The control rod is about three feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: broken brass compass [sailing]
description: A small, bent brass case with a shattered glass top. The octiron needle inside doesn't rotate.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
appraise_text:
The broken brass compass is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of brass.


item_name: juicy lemon [sailing]
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Sailing mission item.
description:
This is a large, juicy lemon, important for warding off scurvy during long sea voyages.  During short sea voyages, it can also serve as a quick snack.


item_name: pair of sturdy overalls
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of brown overalls, made from strong linen.  It would probably last for years, even if you use it a lot.  Lancre may not know about fashion, but they do know how to make quality working clothes.

appraise_text:
The pair of sturdy overalls is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: thaumometer
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an odd looking black box.  On one surface there are a number of strange looking displays.  Two spindly antennae protrude from the other end of the device.  An oscilloscope type dial can be read to give an indication of background enchantment.  Pointing the thaumometer at objects would get a reading of their thaumic strength.

appraise_text:
The thaumometer is about four inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of octiron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: one pinch of talcum powder
appraise_text: One pinch of talcum powder is not very long and not very wide. It is made of mineral.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: d8b469f368091a8069088bc6f5433c269252bd9c
description:
This is some sweet smelling baby talcum powder, about six pinches.  It's just the thing to sprinkle on that special someone. 


item_name: watch storage box
weight: about a pound and a half
special_find_note: Falls apart when empty, used for returning weapons after jail time.
description:
This is a simple cardboard box with the coat of arms of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch cheaply printed on its lid.

appraise_text:
The watch storage box is about three and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 105 pounds, or about one hundred and twenty items. 


item_name: broken crossbow
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
These are the remains of an oaken crossbow.  The shaft is broken in two and the trigger-mechanism bent.  A chain connects it to the table.  Written in tiny letters: Burleigh & Stronginthearm's, MK IV, no. 953.

appraise_text:
The broken crossbow is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: training bolt
appraise_text: The training bolt is about six inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a crossbow bolt.  Its point has been sawn off and replaced with a cork tip, so it's highly unlikely that this little thing can deal any damage.


item_name: crude necklace
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This necklace would appear to consist of a string of leather onto which has been pulled a handful of multi-coloured pebbles.  It is probably worth nothing whatsoever, except, perhaps, as a snack item for a very hungry troll.  There is some white fluff sitting between the pebbles.  Looks like pigeon feathers.

appraise_text:
The crude necklace is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of stone and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: small map
appraise_text: The small map is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small map that has been hastily etched onto a white piece of paper.  It seems to show the location of a large building that is marked with an 'X'.


item_name: falcata scabbard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is an intricately carved bone scabbard.  It is just the right size to sheath a falcata.  The fine detail on the scabbard is picked out in gold leaf, making this scabbard a work of art.  It could sheathe a falcata.

appraise_text:
The falcata scabbard is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: huge gold-bound chest
description:
This is a huge chest large enough to comfortably fit several people lying down, with a rectangular body and an arched cover.  Most of it is composed of beautifully carved red mahogany, the carved art depicting treasure of all kinds - piles of gold and gems, fine clothing and jewellery, and - the greatest treasure of all - friendship.  Its edges are bound with shining gold, as a display of extravagant wealth, but it has no lock.


item_name: staff handbook
weight: between 5/9 lb and 6/9 lb
description:
This is a handbook for staff of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables, Ankh-Morpork.  It covers all aspects of the job.

appraise_text:
The closed staff handbook is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: assassins' metal box
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This metal box has been painted black with a a black metal handle and appears to be airtight when closed.  It could probably keep food and meat reasonably fresh.

appraise_text:
The assassins' metal box is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: large black clock
description: This is a large black clock proudly displaying the time.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large black clock is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: golden diorama
appraise_text: The golden diorama is about six inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of gold.
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
Crafted from gold in exquisite detail, this diorama depicts the founding of the Old Kingdom of Djelibeybi.  The figure of Khuft is central, shown as a majestic patriach surveying the rich river valley, set against the background of a pyramid.  When displayed at an official Djelian gathering it adds that extra touch of pomp to the proceedings.


item_name: extremely large pudding bowl
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large, solid, and sturdy bowl, suitable for a serving dish in most kitchens or an individual serving for a wizard.  Upon excavating one's way down through the pudding, the crest of Unseen University can be seen outlined in gold on the white china, matching the handle of the trowel-sized spoon.

appraise_text:
The extremely large pudding bowl is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pottery.  It can hold about 3 pounds.


item_name: gold nail
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A small bit of metal for joining bits of wood together.  It's a nice shiny yellow colour and seems a bit heavy for its size.

appraise_text:
The gold nail is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: clockwork mechanism
weight: 7 7/9 lb
special_find_note: From a large metallic dragon.
description:
This is a small piece of sooty, slightly scorched clockwork.  It looks the kind of thing used in a complicated machine to keep the timing correct, or possibly to make something move.  It could probably be used in some sort of assembly.

appraise_text:
The clockwork mechanism is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: sheet of steel
appraise_text: The sheet of steel is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It is made of steel.
weight: 7 7/9 lb
special_find_note: From a large metallic dragon.
description:
This is a sheet of steel which has been scorched badly by something and is covered in soot and oil.  It is ideal for armour plating something or for creating a box to assemble something in.


item_name: oiled leather sheet
weight: 7 7/9 lb
special_find_note: From a large metallic dragon.
description:
This is a sheet of leather that has been oiled to make it flexible and ideal for use in such objects as bellows.  It has been scorched, as if it was involved in some kind of explosion, but could still probably be used in some sort of assembly.

appraise_text:
The oiled leather sheet is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather.


item_name: plain package
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: For Genuan item delivery missions.
description:
This is a simple package, suitable for closing, locking and carrying whatever needs to be carried... but it's certainly not interesting in its own right.

appraise_text:
The plain package is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: gold and red coral ring
appraise_text: It is made of gold and red coral and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This is a broad gold band with a thin groove running around its circumference.  Set deep in the groove, flush with the surface and spaced evenly around the ring, are four polished red coral cabochons that almost glow with their distinctively intense pink-orange hue.  Silver filigree on either side of the groove forms the shapes of curling, breaking waves.


item_name: mirrored timepiece
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The face and hands of this timepiece are silver while the numbers have been picked out in mother of pearl.  It could be closed and worn as a large pendant.  The current time displayed is: 7:54am, Tuesday 6th August Prime, UC 2039.


item_name: blindfold
description: This is a thick band of black cloth for tying around the eyes thus preventing sight.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The blindfold is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short crude stake
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a short stake crudely carved from either pine or oak. It probably wouldn't be any use for real combat.

appraise_text:
The short crude stake is about four inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: paper net
description: This is a thin stick with a paper net attached to the end of it. It looks rather flimsy.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The paper net is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and paper and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: blue banded stake
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 59dca2a1bef4d5aac098fa3921e1a5f986c98c9c
description:
This is a thick oak stake carefully carved to a point with several blue bands along its length. This is a fine stake and a worthy prize.

appraise_text:
The blue banded stake is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: thick blue ribbon
description: This is a thick blue ribbon that can be put into hair or tied to clothing.
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: 79acbd2c3a08baff5499f0f085a49b92cc27ef1e
appraise_text:
The thick blue ribbon is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brass bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a wide band of polished brass that has been skilfully engraved with pictures of what look like fat frogs.  It fits snugly around your wrist.


item_name: gold buckle
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice buckle lovingly crafted from gold.  It would be useful if you had a strip of leather to attach to it, since by itself it's not good for much.


item_name: bronze buckle
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice buckle lovingly crafted from bronze.  It would be useful if you had a strip of leather to attach to it, since by itself it's not good for much.


item_name: brass buckle
appraise_text: It is made of brass and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice buckle lovingly crafted from brass.  It would be useful if you had a strip of leather to attach to it, since by itself it's not good for much.


item_name: silver buckle
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice buckle lovingly crafted from silver.  It would be useful if you had a strip of leather to attach to it, since by itself it's not good for much.


item_name: copper buckle
appraise_text: It is made of copper and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice buckle lovingly crafted from copper.  It would be useful if you had a strip of leather to attach to it, since by itself it's not good for much.


item_name: silver link necklace
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lovely necklace made from many delicately fashioned silver links.  Each link seems to be in the form of a tiny snake biting its own tail.


item_name: star sapphire ring
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This immense faceted sapphire sits clasped firmly in the setting of a broad silver band.  A star formed from silver light seems to hover just beneath the surface of the gemstone, shifting this way and that as it tilts, and the band has been engraved with constellations of thickly clustered stars.


item_name: octagon pendant
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A flat eight-sided polygon, made from the rare metal octiron.  About the size of the average human palm, it is completely devoid of decoration, unless one counts the brass ring that is attached to its top.  Through the ring passes a fine silver chain, by which the pendant may be worn.  It seems almost sentient.  Someone with the right mind might be able to instill a phrase in it, and train it up.


item_name: pewter name tag
appraise_text: It is made of pewter and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small, plain piece of pewter, polished to a high sheen and hung from a simple chain.  If engraved, it could be used to remind the owner who he or she was.


item_name: light green cloth-bound pattern book
weight: less than a pound
description:
This slim little book has been bound in sturdy dark green book-cloth, and stamped with a title in silver ink.  It appears to have something written on it.  Jewellery from the Hedge-Wizard's Life.

appraise_text:
The closed light green cloth-bound pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: religious jewellery pattern book
weight: less than a pound
description:
A linen-bound book featuring rough screen-printed pictures of religious-themed jewellery on the front cover.  It appears to have something written on it.  Jewellery Patterns for the Pious.

appraise_text:
The closed religious jewellery pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: gemmed jewellery pattern book
weight: less than a pound
description:
This hefty leather-bound tome has been tooled with images of rings, interlocking and bisecting, and is decorated with gold leaf.  It appears to have something written on it.  Making Jewellery with Gems.

appraise_text:
The closed gemmed jewellery pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: gemcutting pattern book
weight: about a pound
description:
A linen-bound book featuring rough pictures of rubies, emeralds, sapphires and diamonds screen-printed on the front cover.  It appears to have something written on it.  An Introduction to Gemcutting.

appraise_text:
The closed gemcutting pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: jewelled ring pattern book
weight: about a pound
description:
A linen-bound book displaying a single jewelled engagement ring, embossed in gold on the front cover.  It appears to have something written on it.  Jewelled Rings for All Occassions.

appraise_text:
The closed jewelled ring pattern book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: roll of gemcutting tools
weight: about a pound
description:
This soft canvas roll contains the portable tools needed for the craft of gemcutting.  Leather loops hold a small hammer, a diamond-tipped chisel, several different sizes of tapered pliers and a notching tool when they are not in use.  There is also a special pocket that would be perfect for a polishing cloth.

appraise_text:
The roll of gemcutting tools is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of canvas and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: [gem] [chip, fragment, pebble, shard]
description: This is [size] piece of [gem]. It could be chipped into smaller pieces.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
It is a [quality] quality [gem] that could be cut into a large gem with one of the following forms: [cut, chip and shave details]


item_name: ground garlic
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From grinding garlic.
description:
This is a large pile of ground plant, about one handful.  Judging from the smell, it must have been garlic.


item_name: ornate canopic jar
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a medium sized canopic jar, decorated with ornate concentric designs in black and gold paint.  Patterns swirl around the edges of the jar and taper towards its lid, making it a delightful resting place for organs which are no longer in use.

appraise_text:
The ornate canopic jar is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: Harry "Spider" Graham's Mindblaster
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This is a plain-looking drink by cocktail standards, with only two layers, black and white.  The only remarkable thing about this drink is that the layers are vertical, a strip of night side by side with a strip of light.


item_name: Vern "Lost" Heisenwurm's Possibly Potion
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This very, very sticky drink is layered in bright hues of orange, blue, turquoise and pink.  That alone should be enough warning to anyone who wishes to retain functional braincells.


item_name: Winkle's Old Peculiar
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
There are a few things that will make a Morporkian miss their home when they're in forn parts, and this beer is one.  While Winkle's Old Peculiar is known to have killed quite a few people and (rumour has it) two horses, it is still one of the finest products of Ankh-Morpork.


item_name: Yusuf "Camels" Al Hazam's Sphinx Extractor
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
A sand coloured liquid which moves with a viscosity one would do well to be wary of.  Strange sounds - of battle, music and camels - emerge at irregular intervals.


item_name: Schorn "Tulip" Jacobs' Gastric Grinding
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This drink is black, with little purple bubbles erupting on the surface.  No sane person would want to know its ingredients, especially after drinking it.


item_name: Old Aged Sherry
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This is sherry, a high class drink for high class establishments.  Nowhere else would they let wine go rotten.


item_name: Matured Scumble
special_find_note: 176ca1ba076c2d3cc5c3038fc5846370f5e0f665
description:
This tiny drink tastes slightly of rotten apples.  While this thankfully negates the possibility of it being genuine Ramtops scumble, it doesn't stop it having the overall effect of being hit with a gold brick hidden in a (rather large) cider apple.


item_name: small iron key
description: This small, yet sturdy, key looks like it is for a safe.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The small iron key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: heavy glass mug
description: This weighty container is about the size of a pint glass, but made of much thicker glass.
weight: between 1 3/9 lb and 1 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The heavy glass mug is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: scholar's ring
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
A ring of octiron has been surmounted by a thin slice of emerald, over which have been layered strips of ivory, to create the impression of a weighty, green-covered tome.  Inset into the ivory are thin traceries of silver, crawling like writing in an unknown language.  Over the writing, golden letters have been set in a recognisable pattern.  Etched in lines of glowing octarine: "Addverendus Haruspex"  It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.


item_name: large yellow crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a large, flawless octahedral crystal, deep yellow in colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
A large yellow crystal is not very long and not very wide.  It is yellow and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: large blue crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a large, flawless octahedral crystal, deep blue in colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
A large blue crystal is not very long and not very wide.  It is blue and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: large green crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a large, flawless octahedral crystal, deep green in colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
A large green crystal is not very long and not very wide.  It is green and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: large red crystal [Rhokshial crystal]
description: This is a large, flawless octahedral crystal, deep red in colour.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
A large red crystal is not very long and not very wide.  It is red and is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: [colour] wizard's lunch sack
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This rustic-looking pouch is essentially a large white fur bag designed to be worn from the waist.  Sewn together with neat sienna silk stitching, the fur is supported internally by a wooden frame to help it retain its shape and a simple oak clasp at the opening allows the sack to be closed securely.  A mysterious, glowing [colour] rune carved from oak has been affixed to the sack's surface.  While the exact purpose of the rune is indeterminable, its exciting sparkliness really hammers in the lunch sack's wizardliness to any onlooker.  A gossamer web of octarine glows dimly on its surface, emanating an aura of [type of preservation].

appraise_text:
The white wizard's lunch sack is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 8 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: fig
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
The soft and plump fruit hides much sweetness (and many, many tiny seeds).  Green on the outside and red on the inside, eating it will probably make your mouth water for more.


item_name: shaven dwarf statuette
weight: 4lb
description:
A half life-sized clay statuette of a dwarf.  Typical of dwarfs, it has been depicted wearing chainmail and holding a clay axe but quite unusually it is completely hairless.

appraise_text:
The shaven dwarf statuette is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: paper garland dragon
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
String this paper dragon along walls or in your garden to create a unique and festive party atmosphere.  Made of paper tissue garland, this three-dimensional large dragon expands to nearly ten feet long!  The fierce-looking red, green, blue and yellow creation has strings along its spine for hanging.

appraise_text:
The paper garland dragon is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: large white egg
weight: about a pound
description:
A large, succulent looking egg.  What sort of creature does it belong to?  Its mum must be most upset with you for stealing it.

appraise_text:
The large white egg is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: well-read book
weight: about a pound
description:
This book looks well-used.  The pages have yellowed with age and there are some odd stains on it.  The faded picture of a red rose decorates the cover.  It appears to have something written on it.  Fertilising Roses by Said Al-Harmoudh, Keeper of the Royal Gardens.

appraise_text:
The open well-read book is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: Mr. Bunny
appraise_text: Mr. Bunny is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of wool.
weight: less than a pound
description:
Mr. Bunny is a small, cuddly toy rabbit.  His worn features indicate that he has been lovingly taken care of for a long time.  He'd appreciate any cuddling, huggling or petting that you send his way.


item_name: [animal] charm [magic charm]
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: Created with Thousand Dancing Celestial Fates.
description:
This is a magical charm.  An artifact of mystical property, indeed!  Octiron has been transmogrified into a strange, silverish-purple coloured, opaque glass or crystalline form, and shaped into a series of octagonal plates, linked together to form a bracelet.  On the main plate, two beady eyes gaze curiously back at you with a greenish glow.  The charm seems to shimmer iridescently as it reflects the ambient light.  It's amazing how intricate the details are on this charm.  It almost brims with the flames of sentient life.  Circling the plates that form the charm's latch is a fine, spidery writing, which shimmies and shivers with subtle sparks.  Perhaps this strange artifact has a use, or maybe it doesn't.  Who knows?  Who cares?  It's shiny!

appraise_text:
The [animal] charm is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and could be worn as armour.


item_name: bluebell
description: A beautiful bluebell picked before its time.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The bluebell is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of plant and appears to be some sort of plant.


item_name: junkyard key
appraise_text: The junkyard key is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This key looks old and somewhat rusted, apparently fitting some sort of heavy lock.  It appears to have something written on it.  Carrefour Junkyard.


item_name: studded collar
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a black leather collar, suitable for fitting around the neck of a large dog or an average sized human.  The leather has metal studs at regular intervals along its length.

appraise_text:
The studded collar is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: old fluffy spatula
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is an old, old spatula; you can tell by the distinctive fluffy handle.  The very old spatula handles were made out of fur seal, for added comfort when turning over stuff on the stove.  This one has a nice white baby fur seal handle with a simply stunning cast iron base and bit leading up to the handle.

appraise_text:
The old fluffy spatula is about a foot long and about an inch wide.  It is made of iron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: tiny stone tablet
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This tiny stone tablet has some crude and unrecognisable markings carved into it.  Despite being made of stone, it is relatively small, lightweight, and portable, suitable for travelling.

appraise_text:
The tiny stone tablet is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is grey and is made of stone.


item_name: old coin
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This appears to be a plain, gold coin of some foreign currency that you don't recognise.  The coin is somewhat scratched, and looks really old.

appraise_text:
The old coin is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: broken glass
appraise_text: Some broken glass is not very long and not very wide. It is made of glass.
weight: between 7 g and 8 g
description:
This is a bunch of razor sharp glass shards.  These broken pieces of glass probably once belonged to a beer bottle.


item_name: dull bronze amulet
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a large bronze amulet, shaped something like an over-round ankh and patterned with twisted whorls intertwined with snake-like figures and spirals.  It looks very old. It looks dull and heavy.


item_name: bronze helm
weight: 5lb
description:
This is an impressive-looking helm, skillfully made from bronze and polished so well that you can see your face in it.  Well, you would be able to if the surface weren't curved so that you appeared all distorted and upside-down.  Anyway, it's got a good shine to it and looks very resistant to rusting.  It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow.

appraise_text:
The bronze helm is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of bronze and could be worn as armour.


item_name: blob of glue
description: This is a blob of thick, waterproof glue.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The blob of glue is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: strip of tickets
appraise_text: The strip of tickets is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a strip of smallish, rectangular tickets.  Between each ticket is a row of perforations, which make it easier to tear tickets off without ripping them in half and making you look like a twit.


item_name: coarse black ash
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of coarse black ash, about one handful.  It's the sort of ash you get by continually burning assorted rubbish on the same fire for weeks and weeks.

appraise_text:
Some coarse black ash is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: Hello Monkey! gift bag
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small pastel green bag that has been woven from fine cotton and decorated with tiny rose and tulip buds that surround a faintly simian cartoon face that sits in their midst.  It has a ribbon around the top that cinches it closed.

appraise_text:
The Hello Monkey! gift bag is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: milk carton
weight: about a pound
description:
It's an ordinary-looking milk carton, with a colourful print on it, denoting this carton was made by the Ramtop Chocolate Milk Society.

appraise_text:
The milk carton is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, seven items, or about 5 shots.


item_name: bag of chocolate kisses
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small paper bag containing a number of delicately shaped chocolate treats.  They have been expertly moulded into the shape of a pair of lips.  They're very cute and extremely kissable.


item_name: bag of coloured sweeties
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a small paper bag containing a number of brightly coloured round sweeties.  There is a wide variety of different colours.  Some are red, some are green, and some are even striped. 


item_name: playing card
description: This is a slightly grubby playing card. It appears to be the Ace of Swords.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The playing card is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: spider lobster
appraise_text: You appraise the spider lobster and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This tiny lobster has extremely long and delicate legs.  Evidently at some time in its evolution, its ancestors found that living in the water was for the fishes and moved onto land.  With some luck and a bit of background magic, they thrived but still enjoy a good underwater scuttle every now and then.


item_name: furry Pinkfish doll
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This doll is a furry representation of Pinkfish, with a silly smirk on his face.  He has obviously added another "feature" to the mud.

appraise_text:
The furry Pinkfish doll is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: dusty box
weight: 3 1/9 lb
description:
This is an old, dusty box used for storing things.  Despite its age, the wood it is made of appears as solid as ever.  It could probably keep food and meat reasonably fresh.

appraise_text:
The dusty box is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: medium sized paint bottle
description: This is a plain, simple bottle. Some red paint has been spilled on the outside of it.
weight: between 1 2/9 lb and 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The medium sized paint bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: fishy informational book
weight: about a pound
description:
This small, parchment-bound book bears small watercolours of fish throughout.  It appears to have something written on it.  (written in Common).

appraise_text:
The closed fishy informational book is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: bug
appraise_text: The bug is about three inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of silver.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 512 logins.
description:
It sits there, happier than a clam, its long black silvery legs sticking out the side.  The legs look fixed in place and there are some silvery words carved onto the top.  When you shake it, it sounds like it has something rattling around inside.  There appears to be a spray nozzle at one end.


item_name: crunchy scone
appraise_text: The crunchy scone is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of gravel.
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a scone, dwarf-baked to give it the consistency of a rock.  In fact, you can see some small pebbles mixed through it.


item_name: small cage
description: This is a little cage. It has bars running around all the edges and a small hatch in the top.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The small cage is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: tube of sticky glue
appraise_text: The tube of sticky glue is about three inches long and about an inch wide. It is made of glue.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This glue in this tube is probably nice and sticky, as glue is known to be.  Perhaps you can use it to stick things to other things with?


item_name: stick
appraise_text: The stick is about a foot long and about three inches wide. It is made of rubber and metal.
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: Login gift for 150 logins.
description:
The long straight black stick vibrates slightly in your hands, you get a nice massage from it.  There is something which looks a bit like a switch down near the base of the stick.


item_name: [type] Death doll [creator toy]
description:
A [type] Death doll.  It has a [type] cowl and hood and inside the hood are two piercing blue eyes.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] banana [creator toy]
description:
A [type] banana in its pyjamas.  It must be time for bed.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] millennium bug [creator toy]
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Creator toy.
description:
A [type] millennium bug.  This will ensure that you will be unable to MUD into the next millennium.  You will forever be stuck in the Century of the Fruitbat.  It appears to have something written on it.

appraise_text:
The [type] millennium bug is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of buggy code.


item_name: [type] dinosaur [creator toy]
description:
A [type] dinosaur with bad breath, scales and claws.  He looks real mean, and would scare a small child.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] dolly [creator toy]
description:
A [type] dolly, with nice frizzy hair.  What a lovely dolly, you must have been very good this year.


item_name: [type] dragon [creator toy]
description:
 A [type] dragon called Puff.  He's magic too, so just be careful.  And don't stand too close to his mouth else you might become crispy and blackened.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] Fluffby doll [creator toy]
description:
A [type] Fluffby doll.  This annoying pet is supposed to learn from listening to you, and repeat what you say, but it seems like the elves in Santa's workshop had it stuck on record during manufacture.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] frog [creator toy]
description:
A [type] frog with webbed toes and warty skin.  She smiles happily despite looking like most of the people from Slice.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] teddy [creator toy]
description:
A [type] teddy.  Such a delightful beast, you'll be the envy of all your fellow adventurers.  He has such fluffy fur, and such furry fluff.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] Turnip Patch Doll [creator toy]
description:
A [type] Turnip Patch Doll.  Each TP doll is unique and comes with its own glittering personality.  This one is grumpy and smelly.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] water buffalo [creator toy]
description:
A [type] water buffalo, flown in on Santa's magic sleigh from the golden land of Agatea where every child has one.  However, in most parts of the disc they are as rare as tasty sausages.  Look after it!  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: [type] womble [creator toy]
description:
A [type] womble with a scarf, and a hat and everything a womble could possibly need.  It even has a bag to put rubbish in.


item_name: [type] yeti [creator toy]
description:
A furry [type] yeti.  It looks surprisingly cute for something based on a species of troll capable of ripping your arms out of the socket with two fingers.  It appears to have something written on it.


item_name: small oil painting
weight: 2lb
description:
This painting shows a strapping young man with red hair and muscles on his muscles.  He is topless and the eye is drawn to a crown-shaped birthmark at the top of his left arm.  It appears to have something written on it.  The Rightful King.

appraise_text:
The small oil painting is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pair of seaboots
weight: 2lb
description:
Sturdy, heavy, and well-nigh indestructible, these boots were made to be planted on the deck of a ship in a heaving sea while their wearer wrestles with the wheel, scans the skies for a heading, or fends off a horde of enemies with a boarding pike.  The turned-down tops flare outwards, lending the owner a certain piratical swagger, and providing a fine place to keep looted jewels, bottles of rum, or a last hidden knife.  The pair of seaboots has two improvised pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of seaboots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: fire bucket [sailing]
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a large wooden bucket painted bright red.  It looks like it could be used for pouring water on fires to put them out.

appraise_text:
The fire bucket is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 22 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: odd
appraise_text: The odd is roughly a couple of inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of wood.
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
This is one of those odd-shaped things that you shouldn't be without just in case it turns out to be incredibly useful.  It seems to be a stick that has been curled around on itself and only has one end.  You could stare at this for hours trying to work it out.


item_name: blue opal filigree hairpin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This large blue opal has been encrusted in silver filigree netting and suspended on a clasp which allows it to be pinned in the hair.


item_name: handful of moss
weight: anything
description:
This is a handful of moss gathered by the light of the full moon.  It is slightly damp to the touch, as if the dew of the forest has been stored within.  It glistens slightly with a silvery hue, as if the light of the moon was stored within.

appraise_text:
The handful of moss is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: human skull
description: This is a yellowing human skull. It appears to be grinning, but you don't get the joke.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The human skull is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: piece of eagle down
description: This is a fluffy piece of eagle down. It looks pretty useless.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The piece of eagle down is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: History Monk jellybaby
weight: less than a pound
description:
The marketing people cheated a little... it's not really a *proper* History Monk, it's a little sculpted jellybaby of Lu Tze - a skinny man, sort of generically ethnic, wearing a robe, with a piece of string.  In one hand, he's holding a broom.  It would be a crying shame to eat him.

appraise_text:
The History Monk jellybaby is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It isn't really made of anything and looks edible.


item_name: gingerbread yeti
weight: less than a pound
description:
A miniature gingerbread yeti, it looks vaguely like a troll, but long skinny arms and legs, with long flappy feet.  The body should be furry, but it's hard to get the effect properly in gingerbread.  It smells delicious.

appraise_text:
The gingerbread yeti is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It isn't really made of anything and looks edible.


item_name: mouldy cheese
description: This looks like a very mouldy piece of cheese. It would probably be rather unhealthy to eat it.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The mouldy cheese is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: floral cloth
appraise_text: The floral cloth is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of cotton.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small piece of cloth that looks as if it has been cut from a blanket of some description.  It has a floral pattern on it.


item_name: rusty iron key
description: This is a rusty iron key that must have slipped out of some bloke's pocket.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The rusty iron key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: dog-eared manual
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: b3a1234fb94f7f1de706aa1ceb9039621e08b68e
description:
This book looks like it may once have been a fine leatherbound manual.  Now it is dog-eared and worn and the leather has faded to a few shades lighter than it probably was originally.  Printed upon it in faded pictograms is the title of: The Art of Distillation.

appraise_text:
The closed dog-eared manual is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: manga book
weight: about a pound
description:
The picture on the cover could probably be entitled "Girl with Tentacles", or to be more accurate, "Tentacles with Girl".  Flicking through it, you see that this is no ordinary book.  Instead of writing, it consists of woodcut pictures in little boxes!  As in all Agatean books, page 1 is at the back.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed manga book is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: old textbook
weight: about a pound
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
An old, tattered textbook.  Its soft cover has nearly finished falling apart in the wet and the words printed on its front have become mostly illegible, but what you can see looks like a mix of Dwarfish and Uberwaldean.

appraise_text:
The closed old textbook is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: tattered notebook
description: A tattered notebook, filled with scribbles about animals.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The closed tattered notebook is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: seashell
weight: less than a pound
description:
This pearlescent seashell glows with its own inner light.  Beautiful swirls of pale pink, gold, and light blue seem to move independently around the surface of the shell.

appraise_text:
The seashell is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: hat
description: You see nothing particularly interesting.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The hat is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: washer
description: A small washer.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The washer is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: brochure
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a lovely looking glossy leaflet.  It looks very well produced, and undoubtedly contains much interesting information.  [contains old information for ideas on Genua, Llamedos, and other places before they got implemented]

appraise_text:
The closed brochure is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: bronze mirror
weight: about a pound
description:
Peering into the mirror, you can't actually see your reflection.  The ancient bronze is so fogged and tarnished that it's a wonder people still call it a mirror!

appraise_text:
The bronze mirror is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pinch of gravel
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small pile of very small stones, about one pinch.  They look quite sharp in places, but their lack of weight rather detracts from any damage they might do.  This might be made up for in sheer numbers though.

appraise_text:
Three pinches of gravel are not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: tablet
weight: less than a pound
description:
A wax tablet used for drawing and writing.  This one has numbers and complex calculations involving some new theorems in quantum accountancy.

appraise_text:
The tablet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: piece of very old paper
appraise_text: The piece of very old paper is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This piece of paper is very old, ragged about the edges and stained brown with age.  It must have been buried in the city wall for a very, very long time.


item_name: bundle of research notes
weight: about a pound
description:
This little bundle of papers has been neatly tied together with bits of string so they don't get out of order.  The paper was white once but only the smallest amount of white peeks out between the rows of very cramped, yet very tidy handwriting.

appraise_text:
The closed bundle of research notes is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: Frog and Firkin beer mat
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a Frog and Firkin beer mat.  It's a bit soggy and smells of stale beer, but it will make a nice momento of your visit to Sheepridge.

appraise_text:
Frog and Firkin beer mat is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: worm-like soul
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is the thin, squirming soul of a nobleman who oppressed the churls.  The man's deeds in life withered his soul, and now you have it.  Oh, the poetic justice!

appraise_text:
The worm-like soul is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pamphlet
appraise_text: The closed pamphlet is not very long and not very wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
You read the cover of the closed pamphlet:  Written in Djelian: "Coojibubu's Tomb!" - For only 10 Toons a person, you can experience the adventure of a lifetime!


item_name: engineer's brush
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This oxhair brush looks used.  Its stiff bristles, meant for use on scale, are a little worn; its wooden handle, coated with fire-resistant varnish, is a little singed; and it smells, unmistakeably and sulphurically, like dragon.  This might be an upside, if you happen to come across the dragons that this brush was used on.  Embossed on its handle is the three-squares-in-a-triangle of the Mostly Legitimate Commerce Company.

appraise_text:
The engineer's brush is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and oxhair and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: black iron key
description: This is the black key wrought of iron.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The black iron key is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: shaken martini glass
description: A martini glass, etched with the Assassin's Coat of Arms.
weight: about a pound
appraise_text:
The shaken martini glass is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, seven items, or about 5 shots.


item_name: orange and yellow mango
description:
This is a plump, delicious smelling mango.  Its rubbery skin is orange and yellow, and is slightly soft to the touch.  One can only imagine the sweet, dripping wonders of the flesh hidden inside!


item_name: privy key
appraise_text: The privy key is about an inch long and about an inch wide. It is made of iron.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a small and finely crafted key.  It appears to have something written on it.  Thys here Key is NOT to be lorst.


item_name: thick silver armband
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This thick band of silver is designed to wind around the upper arm, emphasising the muscles (or lack of).  Deeply etched into the centre of the band is a large rabbit's foot, the engraving seems to be trying to make it extra fluffy.  Small amethysts outline the foot, drawing every eye to it.


item_name: green glass shard
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thin piece of glass.  It looks as if it might have been lifted hastily from the ruins of a green glass house.  It is surgically sharp and unevenly toothed where the glass has cracked.  It makes a wicked and vicious-looking weapon that it would be best to be on the right side of.

appraise_text:
The green glass shard is about a foot and a half long and about an inch wide.  It is made of glass and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: large amphora
weight: 13 3/9 lb
description:
This is an elegant amphora, a tall storage jar, used for storing all sorts of things including oil, wine, olives, dry goods or grain.  Its large rounded body and relatively small base are designed reminiscent of a well curved woman.  Its two curved handles conveniently balance on either side of its round mouth.  Fired a solid shiny black, it is decorated with two orange warriors fighting with spears.

appraise_text:
The large amphora is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 21 pounds, about sixty items, or about 2 gallons.


item_name: ham 'n' cheese sandwich
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This sandwich has some ham and some cheese on it, which is why it is called a ham and cheese sandwich.  It has been baked in an oven, melting the cheese and lightly browning the crisp white bread.


item_name: set of overalls
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
These are heavy overalls, armoured at the front.  They look as though they would protect you well in an explosion...as long as you were facing it, but surely you'd be running away.

appraise_text:
The set of overalls is about two feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of cloth and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of leather gloves
description: This is a pair of tough looking leather gloves. They look like they would fit you quite well.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of leather gloves is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: heavy face mask
weight: 7lb
special_find_note: 5a4dc15411ee3f550024f1d3e601261f55c4d1a2
description:
This is a heavy metal mask designed to protect the face.  It has thick leather straps to hold it on at the back, while the front is heavily armoured.

appraise_text:
The heavy face mask is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of scissors
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a huge pair of scissors.  They have red handles and brilliant blades that glint in the light, they look like they could cut through anything.

appraise_text:
The pair of scissors is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: Blown Away
appraise_text: Blown Away is about three inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of octo-cellulose.
weight: about a pound
description:
This is the finished reel of the epic saga "Blown Away".  It has been superbly edited into the story that men and gods said could not be made.


item_name: script
appraise_text: The script is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This sheaf of papers is the script to "Blown Away".  It doesn't make very good reading, but it might be useful to someone.


item_name: film can
description: This is a circular, shiny metal container, it looks ideal for storing a click in.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The film can is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of octiron and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: [colour] satin cloak
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This satin cloak is the perfect accompaniment to the discerning warrioress's ensemble.  It is the hue of a flawless emerald, and the glowing satin catches the light, reflecting brilliantly off a well-polished breastplate or chainmail with every movement.  It is stylish and sexy, and adds that certain touch to the outfit, as well as an extra layer of protection.

appraise_text:
The emerald satin cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long royal blue skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Slim and trim, this long silk skirt skims the hips and falls straight to the ankles, broken only by thigh-high slits on either side to allow the wearer to stride with ease.  The royal blue material sparkles like the crystal clear water of the fountains of the Djelian palace.

appraise_text:
The long royal blue skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is royal blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: alligator jerkin
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Made of smooth alligator hide, this open jerkin fairly screams about being rough, tough, and macho.  Alligator teeth form the buttons, but the jerkin looks like it should definitely be worn over a bare chest with rippling muscles.  The alligator jerkin has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The alligator jerkin is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: flowing yukata
weight: 1lb
description:
The yukata is a thinner variant of its cousin kimono, having been designed for fairer weather and hotter temperatures.  It is a loose fitting affair crafted from tan, softly woven homespun fabrics and would cut a dashing figure on any young ninja.  Embroidered reeds rise from the hem of the yukata towards the knees, hinting at tranquil summer evenings.  The flowing yukata has two sleeve pockets.

appraise_text:
The flowing yukata is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is tan and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: small leather neck pouch
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a small leather pouch.  A draw string has been threaded around the top, both keeping it sealed and allowing it to be worn around the neck.  The small leather neck pouch has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small leather neck pouch is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or ten items.


item_name: pair of black square-toed boots
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
The square toes on these leather ankle boots have been reinforced with thin metal plates.  While it doesn't make them any more effective in a fight, combined with the rubber soles it could make midnight dashes across rooftops slightly safer.  Inside the boots are sheathes, one in each boot, that could hold a knife or dagger.  Knives or daggers could be drawn from the boots, sheathed, or hurled directly at an opponent if you have a hand free.

appraise_text:
The pair of black square-toed boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of leather boots with heels
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is an almost ordinary pair of leather boots.  "Almost" because someone welded heels to the nails which hold the soles.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather boots with heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark stiff black leather boots
description: This is a pair of thigh-high black leather boots with a five inch heel. Need more be said?
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of dark stiff black leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white long-sleeved undershirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made of double-layered wool, this well-made undershirt contains heat well, keeping the wearer nice and warm.

appraise_text:
The white long-sleeved undershirt is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brass girdle
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a brass girdle worn with the ceremonial robes of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab.

appraise_text:
The brass girdle is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of brass and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black sequinned purse
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A small black silk purse with a long strap.  The Assassins' Guild Coat of Arms is picked out in black sequins on both sides.  The black sequinned purse has one main pocket.

appraise_text:
The black sequinned purse is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: blood red chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This sleeveless, knee-length chiton has been cut in a simple design that allows much freedom of movement.  Dyed blood red at the neck the colour gradually darkens to greasy black at the hem, and a broad border of embroidered coins runs along the hem and neck opening.

appraise_text:
The blood red chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blood red and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: deep grey velvet vestment
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This looks like the sort of robe that a high-ranking Sandelfonian priest would wear.  It is made from very fine velvet that has been dyed a deep grey colour, its stitching forming a maze-like pattern down the arms.  The deep grey velvet vestment has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The deep grey velvet vestment is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep grey and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: ankle length silk skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
A simple ankle length skirt, made from silk, which appears demure at first glance, until the wearer moves, and the thigh length slit shows briefly.

appraise_text:
The ankle length silk skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of knee-high heeled boots
weight: 1lb
description:
With a three-inch stiletto heel and a slightly pointed toe, these glossy boots look stylish enough for evening wear, and sharp enough to make it plain that the wearer means business.  An occult sigil, picked out in tiny ankhstones on the calf, offsets the depthless black of the polished leather.

appraise_text:
The pair of knee-high heeled boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of climbing shoes
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These shoes are made from strong canvas and soft leather.  It's common to choose them one size too small, in order to feel the structure of the rock underneath your soles more accurately.

appraise_text:
The pair of climbing shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: watchet woollen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This watchet-coloured gown is made of thick woven Ramtops wool.  A seamstress of any kind wouldn't come near such coarse fabric in a gown.  It is eminently suitable for good sturdy farmwives, especially if they happen to live in the cold and harsh Ramtops.  The gown reeks of being sensible and no-nonsense.

appraise_text:
The watchet woollen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: grey velvet and vermine robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe in grey velvet and vermine, such as a wizard of the Order of Midnight would wear.  The grey velvet and vermine robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The grey velvet and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: dazzling white dress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Slinky and revealing, this dazzling white dress is covered in so many sequins that it would make the wearer shine like a diamond.  It is the sort of thing worn by showgirls to make them stand out on stage, a purpose that it would more than fulfill.

appraise_text:
The dazzling white dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue furry wing cosy
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This wing cosy is designed to keep wings warm and toasty and protected from the elements, like a giant pair of wing-shaped mittens.  It is made of fur plucked from a fluffy little bat body, so it will be soft and snuggly, and has been dyed a stunning shade of midnight blue.

appraise_text:
The blue furry wing cosy is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rather forward cornflower blue lace brassiere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Subtle underwiring renders the rather scanty cornflower blue lace of this brassiere very supportive, and certainly does nothing to minimise the wearer's figure.  Gentle arcs of cornflower blossoms curve across the cups, obscuring anything liable to cause offence to delicate sensibilities, and tiny crystal raindrops decorate the narrow shoulder straps.

appraise_text:
The rather forward cornflower blue lace brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is cornflower blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stout vest
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This stout, serviceable vest is the sort worn by all practical Lancrastians to keep the warm in, the chill out and, above all, to keep from being nekkid under their clothes.

appraise_text:
The stout vest is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sun visor
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
A green sun visor, it consists of nothing more than a head band and transparent green peak.  It's primarily to keep the sun from your face but you could also wear it to impersonate a dealer from an old gambling house.

appraise_text:
The sun visor is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] head scarf
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a bright [colour] head scarf, of the type Genuan peasant women are fond of wearing on their heads.  A light flower pattern is embroidered on the scarf, which has a short fringe around the edges.

appraise_text:
The [colour] head scarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is [colour] and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk gibus
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This cunning design allows a gentleman to enjoy the sartorial style of a top hat, yet not prove a menace to those sitting behind him at the opera, or theatre.  The crown is currently extended, rising six inches from the thin brim.  The look is completed by a silk band.

appraise_text:
The black silk gibus is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of baggy red trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This pair of baggy red trousers aren't the most fashionable, but they will keep any bits that need to be out of the public eye.  They are quite eye catching, being made out of red cotton.

appraise_text:
The pair of baggy red trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: plain navy shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a plain navy shirt, as worn by people who really have no choice in what garments they wear day to day.  Only someone with all the personal expressive ability of a dead ocelot would wear it unless forced.

appraise_text:
The plain navy shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is navy blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: grey-green ivy shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft lamb's wool shawl, with its subtle pattern of ivy leaves, is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.

appraise_text:
The grey-green ivy shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey-green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lightweight beige linen shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a lightweight beige shirt, designed for all your covert desert needs.  Fine threads of flax have been woven loosely to create a strong, cool material that is comfortable to wear even in the hottest temperatures.  The beige material is perfectly suited to a sandy environment.

appraise_text:
The lightweight beige linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pirate's hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a three pointed pirate's hat, complete with skull and cross bones emblem, of course.  It is black in the tradition of pirate's hats.

appraise_text:
The pirate's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue leather satchel
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This large leather satchel had been dyed a dark, midnight blue and decorated with a few glittering crystals, making it resemble a starry sky.  The long strap is sturdy, while the leather flap that protects the contents has been trimmed with a darker blue braid.  The blue leather satchel has one main pocket, one side pocket and one front pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The blue leather satchel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is midnight blue and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 10 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: Llamedese shawl
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A white woollen shawl with a fishnet pattern, worn by Llamedese women most commonly atop a plain black dress.

appraise_text:
The Llamedese shawl is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: trendy dress
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is the trendiest dress you have ever seen.  It would look good on anyone and even better on you.  The pattern is almost too good to be true and seems to get more and more perfect the longer you look at it.  The trendy dress has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The trendy dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of knee-high boots
description: Black, knee-high boots, they are in the cut and style used by Agatean army officers.
weight: 2 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of knee-high boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of beige boots
description: These boots are a light, neutral beige. They have snazzy black buttons running down the side.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of beige boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of alligator boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a fine pair of handcrafted calf-high alligator boots.  The alligator hide is a lustrous yellowy-green with faint gold lines running over it in a diamond pattern.  The heels add a good inch or two to the wearer's height, and the toes are fashionably pointy.  The craftsmanship is remarkable.

appraise_text:
The pair of alligator boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: peacock mask
weight: 4lb
description:
This small mask has peacock feathers for round the eyes and a small beak made out of cardboard that covers the nose and mouth.  It is tied onto the head with string.

appraise_text:
The peacock mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper and feather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white kid boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These ankle-high boots, made of a supple white leather, have a short pointy heel, pointy toes, and tiny buttons that run all the way up the front of the foot to the top of the ankle.  They are designed to make feet look dainty and precious, and they succeed.

appraise_text:
The pair of white kid boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red and blue flannel shirt
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a nice red and blue plaid shirt, made of flannel.  It looks warm and comfortable, just the kind of thing you would wear outdoors.

appraise_text:
The red and blue flannel shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red and is made of flannel and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long [colour] Auriental dress
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long, slinky, deep black silk dress with an embroidered floral pattern.  It has the skirt slit part way up the sides and the dress is fastened by cloth loops near the top in the traditional Auriental style.  The dress is very well made and looks quite foreign.  The long black Auriental dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The long black Auriental dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: brown tanktop
description: This is a knitted tanktop with stripes in two shades of brown. Lovely.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The brown tanktop is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: blue cloth apron
description: This is a lightweight blue shopkeeper's apron.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The blue cloth apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: crisp white shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
A pure white shirt of crisp cotton, perfect for any formal occasion.  A row of small pearl buttons runs down the front.

appraise_text:
The crisp white shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: highly practical pair of brown felt trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Woven from brown wool and thoroughly felted for extra warmth, this highly practical pair of trousers is designed to fulfil all your "wandering around in the Ramtops" needs (well, all those needs related to keeping you warm below the waist, that is).  The highly practical pair of brown felt trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The highly practical pair of brown felt trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: bright orange cape
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This bright orange cape has been delicately embroidered with a picture of Ankh-Morpork's Captain Carrot.  Dedicated to upholding the law and ensuring justice to all, he has become something of a hero all over the Disc.  Small and delicately tailored, it is only suitable for fruitbats or other flying rodents.

appraise_text:
The bright orange cape is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a fairly small bathing suit, that is made from some stretchy bright pink material that seems suitable for most sizes...  especially wizards...  

appraise_text:
The pink bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: spray water bottle
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a sprayable bottle of water.  There is a trigger mechanism that causes a chilly spray of water to spurt from the nozzle, roughly in the direction indicated by the user.  Such bottles are often used as a 'humane' way of disciplining disobedient pets... it causes no pain but has a sufficient shock value to negatively reinforce unwelcome behaviour.  It is almost completely full.

appraise_text:
The spray water bottle is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: pair of bright orange krepis
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of woman's krepis - an anklet sandal, after the fashion worn primarily by women of - well - loose or otherwise negotiable affection.  They are a bright orange colour, with a showy but sturdy flurry of straps to allow the wearer to spend most of her day on her feet.  To ensure she doesn't spend all of it in such a way, the soles are wooden, made in such a way that if she walks in a certain provocative fashion they make an audible "clack" every time they hit the ground, to draw the attention of men.

appraise_text:
The pair of bright orange krepis is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is orange and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tacky wooden sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
A bit of wood with a bit of string and a whole lack of protection for your feet.  If these sandals were underwear, they'd belong to a seamstress.

appraise_text:
The pair of tacky wooden sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black pumps
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black pumps.  Their low-cut style and lack of fasteners indicate they are better used for fashion rather than protection.

appraise_text:
The pair of black pumps is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of matador trousers
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These slim black trousers end in fancy cuffs halfway down the calf and are trimmed in a gold braid running down the side of each leg.  They are cut very tight, and look as if they would be totally unforgiving to any figure flaws.

appraise_text:
The pair of matador trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red ribbon
description: This is a long, thin ribbon of bright red cloth.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The red ribbon is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rose coloured and cream white carpetbag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
In all its practical simplicity, this bag is comprised of a large square of cream white carpet with a woven arabesque pattern in shades of rose, folded up and sewn together in the sides and embroidered with a leaf pattern in a slightly darker shade of rose coloured.  Sensible, yet roomy, it has a woven shoulder strap to allow it to be worn over one shoulder while one goes about one's business.  It is fairly large, and its closing mechanism is crafted from wood wrapped in ivory white leather.  The rose coloured and cream white carpetbag has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The rose coloured and cream white carpetbag is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is rose pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 27 pounds, or about sixty items.


item_name: lightweight black linen skirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This lightweight linen skirt looks strong enough to withstand the rigours of covert operations in the desert, while the loose weave of the cloth helps to keep the wearer cool.  The pockets of this skirt are well-concealed in the folds of the fabric.  The lightweight black linen skirt has one back pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The lightweight black linen skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: silk wrap
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made from burnished black silk this wraps seductively around the shoulders, offsetting the most stylish of evening dresses.  The soft black is woven with silver threads that catch the light and shimmer with each movement.

appraise_text:
The silk wrap is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk bow-tie
description: A simple black silk bow-tie, stunning in its simplicity.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The black silk bow-tie is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] satin gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This pair of supple, wrist-length ivory satin gloves are expertly stitched to follow the curve of the hand exactly, giving them a smooth, skin-tight fit.  They are dressy, but not formal.

appraise_text:
The pair of ivory satin gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is ivory and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ratty cloak
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a ratty cloak made from coarsely-woven fabric.  The seams are thin, but it has been made with care.

appraise_text:
The ratty cloak is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of snakeskin boots
description: A stylish pair of snakeskin boots, vibrantly coloured in the hues of some swamp viper.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of snakeskin boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of pink babydoll stilettoes
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of baby pink stilettoes with heels almost high enough to cause back problems.  They have rounded toes, little pink leather string bows on the front and are very cute.

appraise_text:
The pair of pink babydoll stilettoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of grey boots
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These boots are a pearly grey with a strangely smooth lustre.  They have snazzy black buttons running down the side.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cardboard-soled boots
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
It is a pair of extremely cheap boots.  The soles are made of cardboard so thin, that they are likely to soak up as much water as a sponge.

appraise_text:
The pair of cardboard-soled boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] kidskin ladies boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
Made from supple black kidskin leather, these ladies boots are of simple but elegant design with pointed front and a small heel to add a touch of understated elegance. The buttons that run up the front are made from darkened tin. They will keep a lady's feet warm in rough weather and survive the occasional splash in a pool of water, and that is what they were designed to do.

appraise_text:
The pair of black kidskin ladies boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: otter mask
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This mask was designed to make the wearer look like a cute, cuddly river otter.  Two eyeholes frame an adorable button nose with long white whiskers fanning out from the cheeks.  A covering of soft brown fur finishes off the effect.

appraise_text:
The otter mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of heavy socks
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
These are the heaviest looking socks you've ever seen.  Made of heavy wool washed until it is stiff as a board, they look as if they'd stop a hammer blow and serve as well as a pair of boots if your usual pair happens to go missing.

appraise_text:
The pair of heavy socks is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sexy white linen loincloth
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Tightly wrapped for comfort and support, the rough white fabric of this skimpy loincloth is perfect for athletic competitions of all kinds, and also for showing off oiled, shaved, and muscular thighs, buttocks, and hexamphorae.

appraise_text:
The sexy white linen loincloth is about nine feet long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sheer sky-blue chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
The sheer, thin linen of this breezy, flowing chiton, dyed a pure bright blue, leaves nothing at all to one's imagination, and indeed may rather spur the imagination on.

appraise_text:
The sheer sky-blue chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sky-blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: azure himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Fluttering lightly around the wearer's body this light linen himation has been dyed a bright shade of azure and lined with playfully swinging gold and silver tassels.

appraise_text:
The azure himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is azure and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of short undyed trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These are very thin all-purpose undyed cotton trousers, of the type peasants might wear.  They are very loose and end just below the knee, perfect for a tropical climate.  The pair of short undyed trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of short undyed trousers is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: grey cummerbund
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a grey cummerbund, that fits across the waist like a belt.  An odd looking garment, it often accompanies formal suits, and appears to be designed to hold in any overflowing gut the wearer might possess so that they cut a leaner figure in their finery.

appraise_text:
The grey cummerbund is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] ball gown
weight: 1lb
description:
Made of glossy silk with a silver sheen, this formal ball gown allows for a generous amount of decolletage, narrowing to a corseted waist, and then swoops out to a full, floor-length skirt.  It is trimmed in metallic beads and grey ribbon.  The silver ball gown has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The silver ball gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silver and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: white sash
description: This fine sash of white silk is just the kind a second level wizard would wear.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red handmaiden's top
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Thick straps rest across the shoulders and attach to a very skimpy and low-cut brassiere.  Two large red tassels are attached to the brassiere so that if the upper body is moved in a certain way they will twirl and spin in circles to astound and amaze the onlooker.  The entire top has been dotted with tiny diamonds and embroidery so that it sparkles.

appraise_text:
The red handmaiden's top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of gauzy blue trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These wide-legged trousers, gathered at waist and ankle, are made from thin, shimmering silk.  The gauzy fabric has been dyed in a rippling pattern of a dozen different shades of blue, ranging from the glowing colour of the desert skies at midday to the elusive shade of the ocean beyond sight of land.

appraise_text:
The pair of gauzy blue trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy pink dress
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This tasteful short-sleeved dress has been artfully constructed with an outer layer of sheer champagne lace over pale pink cotton.

appraise_text:
The lacy pink dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: small cardboard box
description: This is a small cardboard box. It looks perfect to put a present in. It is open.
weight: 1lb
appraise_text:
The small cardboard box is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of cardboard and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: ground ginger
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From grinding ginger.
description:
This is a small pile of ground ginger, about one handful.  Ginger is a pungent rhizome, ground to a pale brown powder.


item_name: black leather belt
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a thin black leather belt that is designed to be worn with evening dress.  It has a discreet brass buckle shaped like a wolf's head.

appraise_text:
The black leather belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: eyepatch
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A proper joker's eyepatch, this has a strip of elastic to go about your head, and the eye-covering patch has a hole right through it thus allowing perfect vision.

appraise_text:
The eyepatch is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of green leather boots
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
High-heeled boots in green leather, they are designed to be worn with a very short dress and while sitting down, as the pointed toe would likely pinch your feet.

appraise_text:
The pair of green leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of folded paper trousers
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
Stiff trousers, they are made of rolls of card, with pleats at the knees and waist, so that movement is still possible within them.  However, they would make a person wearing them walk with a very jerky motion.

appraise_text:
The pair of folded paper trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] [material] hoop skirt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Yards of white cotton flow over the sturdy bell-shaped frame of this bulbous skirt, creating a huge circle around the wearer's feet.  It is accented with wavy rows of black lace.  It looks very hard to move in, but quite stylish.

appraise_text:
The powder blue hoop skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is powder blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: short spikey wig
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The short hair in this wig has been somehow styled into spikes.  It's probably best not to wonder what keeps it that way.

appraise_text:
The short spikey wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of fluffy cat ears
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of fluffy feline ears, covered in soft-looking fur.  They look rather interesting, nearly alive.  Perhaps you can slip them on for size?

appraise_text:
The pair of fluffy cat ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of fur and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: woollen petticoat
description: This petticoat is meant to be worn under a dress to help fluff it out.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The woollen petticoat is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green doublet
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a thick, sturdy woollen doublet, the dark green material slashed to show the black inner layer, and embroidered with abstract designs in black thread.  It has been skilfully cut to emphasise the wearer's girth and breadth of shoulder, and looks extremely Morporkian.  The green doublet has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The green doublet is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: white haori
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A simple white garment for wear with a kimono.  Clean linen curls across the shoulders and down the back, ending at a finely tailored seam running vertical to the waist.

appraise_text:
The white haori is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: green linen gown
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Made of linen dyed to a green colour, this homemade gown is a quality garment.  A sensible farmer's wife has probably spent hours making it, and might wear it, since it covers her enough not to be too exciting.  It does cling nicely to the body however, with a fairly high neckline and long sleeves.  The skirt reaches well below the knee.

appraise_text:
The green linen gown is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: pair of black boots
description: These boots are a shiny black colour. They have snazzy black buttons running down the side.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of trendy trousers
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
Now these are what you call trousers!  They fit you perfectly and match the other clothes you are wearing like they know what colour to be.  Maybe... Nah, not really.  The pair of trendy trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of trendy trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: flowing silk kaftan
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This elegant silk gown almost brushes the floor, and its sleeves are so long that they reach down past the hands.  It is a gorgeous piece of work, dyed in brilliant patches of blue, green and turquoise that call peacocks to mind.  This would definitely draw attention to you.  It has a neat hood that looks as if it would provide some shelter from the sun.

appraise_text:
The flowing silk kaftan is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of amethyst silk harem trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
These trousers cling to the wearer's curves, outlining them in flowing, liquid, translucent silk. At the same time they somehow manage to ripple and billow in every passing breeze, sending shivering glimmers of cerulean and flame through the thin fabric.

appraise_text:
The pair of amethyst silk harem trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is amethyst and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: men's kalasiris
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is an off-white garment for men.  It has already been folded to fit the true Djelian man.  It should be worn with a belt. 

appraise_text:
The men's kalasiris is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is off-white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple white himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a simple himation cut to flow freely around the shoulders, unadorned and bleached the colour of white, undyed linen.  It doesn't get much more unobtrusive than this.

appraise_text:
The simple white himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: large jar
description: This is a large jar.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The large jar is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 5 pounds, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: royal blue cat collar
description: This is a small royal-blue cat collar. It looks quite comfortable.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The royal blue cat collar is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: javelin
weight: 3 8/9 lb
description:
This is a javelin.  It is like a spear only somewhat shorter.  It is a favourite weapon of the Ephebian soldiery.

appraise_text:
The javelin is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: pair of tattered leather shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Becomes 'pair of leather shoes' when repaired.
description:
Large cracks cover the dull tanned leather of these shoes, reducing the warmth and comfort that they would provide if they were in prime condition.  A small hole has begun to form on the sole of one of the pair, giving some sign that they are near the end of their natural lifespan, and will soon fall apart if not repaired.

appraise_text:
The pair of tattered leather shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of leather breeches
description: These are knee-length leather trousers. They are lined with softer leather for comfort.
weight: 2 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of leather breeches is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: blue hand towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a smallish blue towel that could be used for drying your hands.  Well, it's actually more a sort of washed-out blue; you hope it isn't one of those recycled towels.

appraise_text:
The blue hand towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is washed-out blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: medium satchel
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a medium satchel made of leather with a nice long strap so that it can be worn across the torso.  It'll hold a good number of items, although nothing too bulky.  The medium satchel has two main pockets and one side pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The medium satchel is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 8 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: tan linen shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a tan button-down shirt, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The collar and cuffs are loose enough to let heat out, but the overall design of the shirt is smart and dressy.  The tan linen shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The tan linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is tan and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: [type] puppet [shadow puppet]
description: [each puppet has it's own short description of a simple cut-out cardboard shape]
weight: 2 5/9 lb
special_find_note: 5a1e822ccd41043328e3c8cc9713803e6b7a13c3
appraise_text:
The [type] puppet is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: tiny violet
description: This is a tiny purple flower. Maybe it would suit a certain hairstyle.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The tiny violet is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of plant matter and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: dirty himation
weight: 1lb
description:
It is impossible to tell what colour this himation was originally.  It has obviously been extremely well worn, and, moreover, it is also clear that its owner has not washed for a considerable period of time.

appraise_text:
The dirty himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of cheap leather boots
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of cheap leather boots.  The soles consist of fairly strong cardboard, not half as good as leather, obviously, but sufficient to keep the wearer's feet dry.

appraise_text:
The pair of cheap leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleek black shirt
description: This sleek black shirt exudes the faintest silken sheen. It melds perfectly into the shadows.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The sleek black shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: shaded green himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a soft, woven himation in dyed shades of dark green, emerald, and fern green, with a few scattered highlights of straw yellow.  The occasional white and yellow chamomile flower has been carefully embroidered on it in seemingly random clusters.

appraise_text:
The shaded green himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black leather boots
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of black leather boots that look like they were made to crush skulls.  The finest Uberwaldean cobbler crafted them by hand and fashioned them to be sturdy to wear and soft to touch.

appraise_text:
The pair of black leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of red and white striped trousers
weight: 8 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of red and white striped denim trousers.  They look like something that would be worn by someone in a profession in which one is expected to convey joy and merriment, while being completely unlikely to have any experience any joy or merriment oneself, such as ice-cream salesman or carousel operator.

appraise_text:
The pair of red and white striped trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of royal blue satin panties
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These panties are made of a scrap of royal blue satin, cut high on the hip.  There isn't much point in wearing them, except that the material feels good against the skin.

appraise_text:
The pair of royal blue satin panties is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is royal blue and is made of satin and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rabbit fur coat
weight: 2 5/9 lb
description:
This rabbit fur coat will keep you warm and, although it is not as expensive as mink or vermine, would look good on anyone.  The rabbit fur coat has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The rabbit fur coat is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: short purple kimono
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This sexy purple kimono is short.  Very short.  Skimming the tops of the wearer's thighs, it has delicate abstract designs embroidered on it in a darker purple thread.  A simply enormous red bow sits in the centre of the back, attached to the red sash that tightens the material at the waist, but since the kimono is already practically skin tight, this seems rather unnecessary.

appraise_text:
The short purple kimono is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plum lace brassiere
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The orchid patterned lace of this brassiere allows teasing hints of flesh show between the flowers.  The lace is dyed a deep plum colour and more orchids curl up on the straps giving the impression of exotic vines.

appraise_text:
The plum lace brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is plum and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of driving gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These short leather gloves have ventilating holes and extra stitching to provide a better grip while driving a coach or cart.  These gloves have an open back and a snap at the wrist.

appraise_text:
The pair of driving gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: emerald green tabard
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
A long tabard made from emerald green linen.  Embroidered on the front and back in glittering silver thread is the symbol for Genua, a silhouette of a Mardi Gras mask over a stylised diamond.

appraise_text:
The emerald green tabard is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is emerald green and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] cashmere gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A simple pair of teal cashmere gloves without lacework or other adornment to distract the eye, these will keep a lady's hands warm in rough weather.

appraise_text:
The pair of teal cashmere gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is teal and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Special Courier's hat
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This big, brightly coloured hat looks just like the ones the postal frogs of the Ankh-Morpork postal service wear. While wearing it you will receive all the rights and privileges of a frog of the said profession.

appraise_text:
The Special Courier's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of white boots
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
These boots are bright white, perfect for announcing your presence in the darkest of rooms.  They have snazzy black buttons running down the side.

appraise_text:
The pair of white boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] cotton bodice
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The [colour] cotton bodice has a set of buttons running down the middle of the chest and ending at the waist.  The arms are puffed up at the top and are finished at the wrists with a simple [colour] cuff.

appraise_text:
The pink cotton bodice is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pink and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] peasant shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a cheap, black peasant shirt.  The shirt is rather loose, allowing air to circulate beneath it.  The black peasant shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The black peasant shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: green peaked cap
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a roguish peaked cap, with a feather stick in it, the height of fashion, provided you go far enough out into the country.

appraise_text:
The green peaked cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white linen surplice
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
This long, full sleeved robe of fine linen is the official priestly attire of members of the lower clergy.  It is ornamented at the hem and sleeves with bands of deep blue, reminiscent of the ocean at night.  The white linen surplice has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The white linen surplice is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: plain linen robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a very plain piece of clothing and looks as though it has been through a Tsortean war or two.  It basically consists of a piece of undyed linen roughly tailored into a loose-fitting garment suitable for desert wear.

appraise_text:
The plain linen robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white silk blouse
description: This is a very elegant and tasteful white silk blouse.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white silk blouse is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue-black trousers
description: These trousers are a sort of blue-black colour, made from a very fine, light, silk fabric.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of blue-black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue-black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: [type] letter [dead letter]
weight: less than 1/9 lb
description:
The small envelope is made of old, pale blue paper.  There is an address scrawled on it in yellow ochre ink but it seems to be missing some pertinent information.  It bears a stamp for Ankh-Morpork or nearby places.

appraise_text:
The old pale blue letter is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking manatee suit
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is a tremendously silly-looking manatee suit.  While it probably won't help you to terrorise sea cabbages, it is certain to provide endless unbounded hilarity.  Impersonating the haunting call of the amicable sea-cow while dressed in this fine choice of apparel could produce nothing but pure comedy gold.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking manatee suit is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: long dark cloak
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This full length cloak is made of a very dark cloth.  It's just the sort of thing you need for skulking in the shadows.  The long dark cloak has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The long dark cloak is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: shimmering indigo shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft lamb's wool shawl is a beautiful shade of indigo, and is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric at dusk.  It is trimmed with ivory-coloured tassels that delicately sway from side to side as the wearer moves, and decorated with a subtle pattern of silvery stars that sparkle against the darker fabric like the evening sky.

appraise_text:
The shimmering indigo shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is indigo and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: straw boater
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a woven straw hat, perfect for a day on the river.  Not the Ankh obviously, you need acid resistant boots for a day on the Ankh, but for any "normal" river this is perfect.

appraise_text:
The straw boater is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of straw and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pirate's shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This shirt is made from white silk.  Its cuffs and its collar display an amazing amount of frilly folds, and its sleeves are puffy to the extent where, in an emergency, you could probably make a sail out of them.  Just what a pirate needs.

appraise_text:
The pirate's shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of floppy dog ears
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Attached to a brown fuzzy headband, these long floppy ears hang down over the sides of the wearer's head.  Do your ears hang low?

appraise_text:
The pair of floppy dog ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of stained leather breeches
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These supple, tough old breeches are stained with wear - the inevitable result of years spent sleeping under hedges and tracking wild animals on one's knees - but are barely worn at all.  They look just the thing for convincing people you're a hard-working barbarian hero, or a wandering ranger from the wilds.

appraise_text:
The pair of stained leather breeches is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pale blue felt bathrobe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a rather snug pale blue felt bathrobe.  The pale blue could be mistaken for a snowy white, which explains the poorly printed snowmen tumbling across the exterior, with expressions of bemused horror.  The pale blue felt bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pale blue felt bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale blue and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pale yellow shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
A long-sleeved shirt made from pale yellow cotton.  It features a line of yellow buttons extending a quarter of the way down the shirt and a scoop neck.

appraise_text:
The pale yellow shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is pale yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: golden-yellow wrapped jacket
weight: 2lb
description:
Made from fine, soft wool, dyed the soft yellow of sand near the sunset, and decorated with loops of gold braid at the cuffs and along the front flap, this close-fitting high-collared jacket outlines the wearer's figure neatly.

appraise_text:
The golden-yellow wrapped jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is golden yellow and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy pink sweater
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
Made from the finest fluffy pink cashmere, this stylish sweater fits snugly, showing off every curve.  It looks like soft pink candyfloss, almost good enough to eat.

appraise_text:
The fluffy pink sweater is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is candy pink and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown cotton and vermine robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a ceremonial robe in brown cotton and vermine, such as a wizard in The Hoodwinkers would wear.

appraise_text:
The brown cotton and vermine robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: [size] pile of shreddings
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Created from using scroll cases.
description:
This is a bunch of shredded paper.  Each piece of paper ribbon has been interwoven with another until a completely unusable mass is carefully constructed.  The slightly oily feel of magic can be felt as the pile seems to pulse ever so slightly.

appraise_text:
The infinitely-sized pile of shreddings is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: pair of torn trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
The legs of these have been shortened to about knee length.  They are badly torn and dirtied with time and wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of torn trousers is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: begging tin
description: This is a small, corroded tin of the sort used by beggars to, well, beg.
weight: 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The begging tin is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, eight items, or about 1 gill.


item_name: ripped shirt
description: This shirt has been worn for quite a while. It is ripped and torn.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ripped shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: cloth robe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a large piece of cloth that has been made into a cloak-like robe so that it can be worn over the top of other clothing.

appraise_text:
The cloth robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: flat cap
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a flat cap made out of a delightful check-patterned material.  It's the sort of thing you'd expect an old person who says "Eee" and talks about "the good old days" a lot to wear all the time, even in bed.

appraise_text:
The flat cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of rubber pig ears
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a very pink pair of pig ears on a black headband.  They look utterly stupid.  Sadly someone has also made a pig's ear of the attachment: they look like they would come off the headband as soon as the wind picks up.

appraise_text:
The pair of rubber pig ears is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black fishnet stockings
description: This is a pair of black fishnet stockings, complete with seams down the back.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of black fishnet stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of plain grey trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of simple grey trousers.  They're thoroughly functional and not even remotely fashionable... obviously they have been designed with utility and not aesthetics in mind.

appraise_text:
The pair of plain grey trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: dark blue headband
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
There is a stylised silver key embroidered onto this headband.  It looks like an emblem of some kind, and stands out brightly against the dark blue cloth.

appraise_text:
The dark blue headband is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is dark blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hessian robe
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This robe is made of a very coarse fabric.  It feels itchy and rough, like so many camel hairs woven together.

appraise_text:
The hessian robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of hessian and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of dark grey trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This pair of trousers is a rather stylish dark grey.  Made from linen they not only keep you cool during the summer months they also ooze style due to the well tailored design.  The pair of dark grey trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of dark grey trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is dark grey and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: black hedge robe
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is an ancient black robe with small cheap white lace trimmings lining the edges of the garment.  It is made out of an old faded black velvet material which looks like it was originally a curtain that has been cut into shape.  It is what black hedge wizards would wear.  The black hedge robe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The black hedge robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of black tuxedo trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
These trousers appear to be the bottom half of a rather stylish tuxedo.  They make the wearer appear dark and stylish, as well slightly like a penguin.  The pair of black tuxedo trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of black tuxedo trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: wanted poster
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a poster with a sketchy picture of [criminal player]'s head on it.  It features the word WANTED in large print with some smaller print underneath.

appraise_text:
The wanted poster is about two and a half feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of paper and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: dwarf wine
special_find_note: Found in oak barrels in copperhead mines.
description:
A rich purple colour, this more gallons than you can estimate at a glance of dwarf-brewed wine has been unintentionally aged to perfection in the depths of an abandoned mine.  Pity that it doesn't seem to be made from grapes.


item_name: oak barrel
description: This is a large, sturdy oak barrel, the sort used for storing wine since wine-making began.
weight: about ninety pounds
special_find_note: AbandonedMine
appraise_text:
The oak barrel is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 320 pounds, about two hundred and ten items, or about 30 gallons.


item_name: pair of thigh-high black leather boots with five inch heels
description: This is a pair of thigh-high black leather boots with a five inch heel. Need more be said?
weight: 1 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of thigh-high black leather boots with five inch heels is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is black and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: short almond-coloured chiton
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Reaching only to the knees as to allow the wearer freedom of movement, this chiton is cut in a light, flowing design and dyed a pleasant shade of deep almond.  Flights of birds have been embroidered on it with great care in shades of rusty brown and deep green, rising between gold-hemmed clouds to traverse the disc. 

appraise_text:
The short almond-coloured chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep almond and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of tan linen trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of tan trousers, made of light breezy linen that is perfect for a warm climate.  The pair of tan linen trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of tan linen trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is tan and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: sickly yellow robe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This is a large heavy robe of coarse wool.  It looks very bulky and would probably add a few pounds to your image.

appraise_text:
The sickly yellow robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sickly yellow and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of black hunters' sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of sandals of the type worn by active people such as hunters and soldiers.  It has a sturdy sole made of tough leather, lined with cork, and two broad leather bands that pass around the ankle and under the arch of the foot, with a thong passing between the big and second toes.  They have been dyed black, possibly so as not to show the blood.  Very practical, very masculine and macho.

appraise_text:
The pair of black hunters' sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: plain white shirt
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This is a plain white shirt, as worn by people who really have no choice in what garments they wear day to day.  Only someone with all the personal expressive ability of a dead ocelot would wear it unless forced.  The plain white shirt has one breast pocket.

appraise_text:
The plain white shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of silk stockings
description: Finely woven silk caresses your legs.
weight: 8/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of silk stockings is about two feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: totally unrealistic dwarf mask
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This mask has been crudely carved from the gouged out remains of half a melon.  It has a huge hairy beard attached to it in a vain attempt to make people believe the wearer is a dwarf.  It's not very convincing.

appraise_text:
The totally unrealistic dwarf mask is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of melon and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: round tweed cap
description: This round cap reminds you of a beret and probably went out of fashion years ago.
weight: 6/9 lb
appraise_text:
The round tweed cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of tweed and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: baggy leather loincloth
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Made of soft leather, this is the type of loincloth real heroes wear, you know, smelly, blood stained but somehow comfortable to wear.  Available in one size fits all from your local dead cow.

appraise_text:
The baggy leather loincloth is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is light brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: worn pair of sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
For the most part, the lower echelons of Ephebian society go barefoot; however, a lucky few can afford footwear such as this modest pair of sandals, made of scrappy old leather and cork.  They protect the toes moderately well, and keep the sole clear of nasties on the ground, but that's about all that can be said for them.  Still, they bespeak a little status.

appraise_text:
The worn pair of sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of [colour] linen drawers
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Plain, sturdy, and made from soft linen, these drawers are guaranteed to keep your unmentionables warm on the coldest of days.

appraise_text:
The pair of purple linen drawers is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is purple and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of climbing gloves
weight: 2lb
description:
This pair of gloves is made from thick, supple leather with heavily padded grips.  It looks as if it would offer considerable protection against scrapes and abrasions, and the grips would undoubtedly also prove useful in the treacherous mountains.

appraise_text:
The pair of climbing gloves is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of grey pinstripe suit trousers
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A new, spotless pair of grey pinstripe suit trousers that declare the wearer to be a discerning individual with a lot of money and a bit of class.  The pair of grey pinstripe suit trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey pinstripe suit trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: red bathing suit
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a bright red, spangly bathing suit, tailored for the brightest and most outrageous of people.  It glitters insanely in any light, guaranteed to blind all but the wearer.  

appraise_text:
The red bathing suit is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is bright red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: embroidered blue chiton
weight: 1lb
description:
The hem of this simple rectangular garment is bordered with a striking pattern of deep grey mountain peaks, outlined in a lavender haze which deepens to a solid blue across the wearer's chest and shoulders.

appraise_text:
The embroidered blue chiton is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red and gold doublet
weight: 2lb
description:
This flame-red doublet fits the wearer's torso very closely, outlining their muscles attractively.  If they have any, that is.  The gold satin lining shows through the decorative slashes, and the red broadcloth has been embroidered with a complicated abstract pattern in gold sequins, while gold braid outlines the high collar, the padded shoulders, and the tapered cuffs.  The red and gold doublet has two inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The red and gold doublet is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is flame-red and is made of broadcloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: red striped apron
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This apron is striped with bold strips of red across a white background.  It has a pocket in front, on which is a picture of an ice-cream cone.

appraise_text:
The red striped apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: tight black rollneck sweater
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This black rollneck sweater fits very snugly and accentuates every muscle.  You really should only wear this if you are drop dead gorgeous.

appraise_text:
The tight black rollneck sweater is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black velvet dress
weight: 4lb
description:
Black velvet encases the body, outlining the wearer delicately.  The dress laces up at the front, with thin silver ties running from near the knees to the neck.  The sleeves sweep low over the hands, and end with a thin layer of black lace.

appraise_text:
The black velvet dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: red tanktop
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a red tanktop made from some soft, silky, cuddly fabric.  It has adorable triangular sleeves and is short enough to wear tucked in or out.

appraise_text:
The red tanktop is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of wandering boots
description: This is a pair of wandering boots suitable for long strolls in the Ramtops.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of wandering boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bright red fez
description: This is a cylindrical hat with a gold-coloured tassel on top. It is bright red.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The bright red fez is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is red and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [material]-trimmed [colour] velvet Regency jacket
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
A little worn, but clearly well cared for, the soft midnight black velvet wears its age lightly.  Dating from the reign of King Frederick the Miner, whose reign was mostly renowned for being quiet, uneventful in an amusing sort of way, and mostly conducted by his eldest son, this style is designed to flatter the tightly corseted hourglass silhouette of the period and fits closely around the bust before narrowing and flaring out into a short skirt around the hips.  The mid-forearm-length sleeves have long turned-back cuffs exposing the ivory silk lining and decorated with silver braid, and more silver braid follows the hem and the pocket flaps.  The silver-trimmed black velvet Regency jacket has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The silver-trimmed black velvet Regency jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of velvet and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking sphinx costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking sphinx costume. Including cloth teeth and claws, but with half the required number of legs. No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of sphinx whilst you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking sphinx costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of lacy [colour] briefs
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Cut high at the waist and low on the hip, these briefs have no adornment except a simple ribbon bow at the front of the waistband.

appraise_text:
The pair of lacy [colour] briefs is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is [colour] and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: theatrical blue haired wig
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The blue hair is plain and falls just above the shoulders.  It looks like a theatre prop.  Then again with the progressive sense of style that the Agatean youths are famed for, one can never tell.

appraise_text:
The theatrical blue haired wig is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of hair and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: copy of the AM Daily
weight: between 1 2/9 lb and 1 3/9 lb
description:
The Ankh-Morpork Daily newspaper is not a daily newspaper.  It takes much more time than that to recruit paperboys to replace those who inadvertently wander into the Shades.  Instead, the "daily" refers to the paper's daily use as bedding and for stopping leaks or absorbing nameless substances.

appraise_text:
The closed copy of the AM Daily is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: worn wooden handrail
weight: 6 3/9 lb
description:
The slight slant to this long length of wood suggests that it was once used as a handrail for a staircase.  It is quite worn and very grimy from the thousands of hands that have touched it.

appraise_text:
The worn wooden handrail is about six feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it can be used in a loft as a support.


item_name: [colour] pyjama top
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a simple long-sleeved top, which stretches right from the neck down to just below the waist.  It is made out of low-grade green cotton, and has a line of buttons down the centre in typical Auriental style.

appraise_text:
The green pyjama top is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of tattered rags
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
These tattered rags are only worn by people with nothing better to wear.  They really are awful, with a complete set of resident odours, permanent stains and thread-bare patches all over.

appraise_text:
The set of tattered rags is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: brown robe
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a long brown robe.  It looks very practical and can be used to protect someone from the elements of nature.  It is made of a rough linen material and a long dark sash hangs by its side.  The pockets of the long sleeves are large and airy.

appraise_text:
The brown robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: pair of [colour] pyjama bottoms
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of green cotton pants, that stretch from the waist to the ankles.  They are of modest comfort, but don't seem to be of any particularly notable quality.  The pair of green pyjama bottoms has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of green pyjama bottoms is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: letter
appraise_text: The letter is not very long and not very wide. It is made of paper.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The letter is written on lightweight, bleached white paper.  It appears to have something written on it.  [random letter]


item_name: post bag
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a standard issue post bag issued to postmen from the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service.  It has a long strap so that it can be worn against the torso.  It'll hold quite a few items, although nothing too bulky.

appraise_text:
The post bag is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: coffee pot
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a bulbous coffee pot made of glass, with a wooden handle.  It could contain quite a lot of coffee, or some other liquid.

appraise_text:
The coffee pot is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about thirty items, or about 2 pints.


item_name: golden Postmaster's hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a golden hat with little wings on the side.  It is the traditional badge of office for the current Postmaster of the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service.

appraise_text:
The golden Postmaster's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cloth and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleeveless purple chiton
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This sleeveless chiton is cut in a loose and flowing design to allow the fabric to ripple and weave around the body without hampering the use of any tools or instruments.  It has been dyed a rich plum purple at the feet, fading gradually to a pale coral red at the neck opening, and trimmed with elaborate musical symbols in gold along the hems.

appraise_text:
The sleeveless purple chiton is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is purple and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: mass of grimy rags
weight: 2 7/9 lb
description:
This is a mass of grimy rags, various dirty bits and pieces of rotting clothing, enough to cover almost all of a person much like a robe.

appraise_text:
The mass of grimy rags is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk backpack
weight: 4 1/9 lb
description:
This backpack is made of hard silk making it very durable.  It is shaped like a rectangle and would look like a small stylish box when worn on your shoulder.  It has plenty of space for you to store all your everyday necessities.  The black silk backpack has one main pocket and two side pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The black silk backpack is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: pair of furry boots
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
These lovingly crafted plush boots are made from the pelts of a diverse range of creatures, sewn together and bound up with a leather thong.

appraise_text:
The pair of furry boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: purple sash
description: This fine sash of purple silk is just the kind a seventh level wizard would wear.
weight: 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The purple sash is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is purple and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sunset galabya
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This simple T-shaped robe has been made of lightweight cotton and dyed in graduating bands, from an almost golden yellow at the hem, shading through orange to red and finally almost to black at the shoulders.

appraise_text:
The sunset galabya is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is sunset orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy black bathrobe
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
Long and definitely black, this fluffy bathrobe covers from neck to the floor and ties at the waist with a narrow belt.  Lined with black silk and embroidered with the Assassins' Guild Coat of Arms, this really is a superior bathrobe.  Inside each sleeve is a knife or dagger sheathe.

appraise_text:
The fluffy black bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: formal embroidered linen sherwani
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The sherwani is a close fitting coat-like garment worn in some areas of Klatch and Klatchistan.  This one is made from cream-coloured linen, with gold embroidery around the cuffs, shoulders, and traced down the neckline.  It is fastened by a row of buttons down the front, around which the embroidery continues, and comes down to about knee-length.  The formal embroidered linen sherwani has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The formal embroidered linen sherwani is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is cream and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: flowery headscarf
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A headscarf patterned with brightly coloured designs of orchids and other flowers of the swamps of Genua.

appraise_text:
The flowery headscarf is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sleeveless grey dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a grey sleeveless dress, as might be worn over a blouse.  The modest V-neck bodice hugs the figure neatly and the skirt hangs in elegant lines to reach below the shins.  A long row of black buttons runs from the dip of the V to the waist.  The sleeveless grey dress has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The sleeveless grey dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: claw hammer
description: This is a claw hammer typical of the sort used in carpentry.
weight: 1 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The claw hammer is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: [stone] mug
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
This is a large mug, of the sort used by dwarfs for quaffing beer.  It's carved out of solid andesite, but isn't as heavy as it looks.

appraise_text:
The andesite mug is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of andesite and rock and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: rusty music box
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
This music box has been carved from smooth [stone].  This seems to have protected it from the worst of the rust.  There is a small keyhole at the bottom.

appraise_text:
The rusty music box is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of [stone], clockwork and wood.  It can hold about 5 pounds, about thirty items, or about 5 shots.


item_name: broken pair of scissors
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
A small pair of scissors with a diorite handle and steel blades coated with red rust.  The other handle is missing, making it unusable.

appraise_text:
The broken pair of scissors is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of diorite, rock and steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: cracked hand mirror
weight: 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
A small but heavy mirror with a hefty [stone] frame and handle.  A crack runs through the glass, splitting your reflection in half.

appraise_text:
The cracked hand mirror is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of [stone] and glass and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: used crate
weight: 3 3/9 lb
description:
This is an old crate.  In fact this is a very old crate.  This crate is so old you don't think it will hold anything.  But then you never know.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The used crate is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about ninety items.


item_name: green tunic
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a loose-fitting tunic, long enough to reach down to the knees for ordinary wear.  It is worn over the head, so the neck is moderately low with a slit running down the front, usually fastened at the top with a brooch or tassel.  It is a fashionable shade of green.

appraise_text:
The green tunic is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: indigo silk sash
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Embroidered in silver thread with a dense pattern of delicately worked vines and flowers, this triple-layered sash wraps around the wearer's waist, the fringed ends hanging down to sway with their movements.  Gold coins, their faces and legends nearly smoothed away, hang from the lower edge, and more silver coins dangle amongst the knotwork of the fringe.  The indigo silk sash has four hidden pockets.

appraise_text:
The indigo silk sash is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is indigo and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of yellow leather boots
description: Short yellow boots, they are painted with an elaborate floral pattern around the ankle.
weight: 2 4/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of yellow leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: seashell white himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This light linen himation has been dyed a soft shade of seashell white and adorned with an embroidered meander key border along the hem in pale aquamarine; casual, yet elegant in its simplicity.

appraise_text:
The seashell white himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is seashell white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: striped choli
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This gold and dark green striped shirt bares one's stomach and nicely displays one's assets.  The long dangling sleeves hang loose, at least finger length, with small nubs of golden fabric scattered across the surface.  The V at the neck has a detailed border depicting stylised suns and sandy swirls.

appraise_text:
The striped choli is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is green and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of Bluntrock boots
weight: 5 5/9 lb
description:
Bluntrock boots were designed to cope with the harsh conditions of EcksEcksEcksEcks.  The thick soles and tough leather uppers provide heavy protection for delicate feet: a dream come true for lovers of feet.

appraise_text:
The pair of Bluntrock boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silvery blue himation
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This soft, gauzy himation flutters around the wearer's shoulders in cheerful shades of light blue and silver.  Interwoven with narrow bands of silvery thread it sparkles pleasantly without appearing gaudy.

appraise_text:
The silvery blue himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silvery blue and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of boxer shorts
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
A basic undergarment mainly worn for simple modesty.  There really isn't much to say about them except they are made from a bright yellow material.

appraise_text:
The pair of boxer shorts is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is bright yellow and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: scarlet satin hat
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Consisting mostly of a thickly padded roll of scarlet satin wrapped with dark brown cord and a broad bundle of scarlet-dyed feathers, this hat serves perfectly to emphasize both grand gestures and the wearer's wealth.

appraise_text:
The scarlet satin hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is scarlet red and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of stocky leather boots
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
They're definitely sturdy, that's for sure.  However they seem to not be the sort of giving shoes that most people require.  Most people being those that walk, that is.

appraise_text:
The pair of stocky leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silvery grey leather waistcoat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This elegant waistcoat, dyed the same pale silvery grey colour as the horizon at the very first glint of dawn after a cloudless night, has been tailored to fit snugly and still afford the wearer as much freedom of movement as if they were wearing nothing at all.  The front fastens with tiny silver buttons, and a silver buckle adorns the thin strap at the rear.  The silvery grey leather waistcoat has one watch pocket.

appraise_text:
The silvery grey leather waistcoat is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is silvery grey and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: faded diary
weight: between 3/9 lb and 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
An old, tattered notebook.  The hard cover has softened and come undone at the seams.  The gold lettering on the front has flaked away into unrecognisability.  Still, if you could read Dwarfish, perhaps there might be some clues inside about what happened here.

appraise_text:
The closed faded diary is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: ruined dwarf axe
weight: 3 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Found in Copperhead mines.
description:
This is a traditional dwarf axe.  What's left of one, anyway.  The blade of its axe half is notched and partially folded in on itself, while its haft is bent at a severe angle and looks like it's on the verge of shattering.  Its pickaxe half seems to have survived intact though, a testimony to the durability of good dwarf steel.  It looks generally useless for both mining and combat.

appraise_text:
The ruined dwarf axe is about a foot and a half long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of dwarf steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: lightweight black linen shirt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This is a lightweight black shirt, designed for all your covert desert needs.  Fine threads of flax have been woven loosely to create a strong, cool material that is comfortable to wear even in the hottest temperatures.

appraise_text:
The lightweight black linen shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is black and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of short shorts
description: Who wears short shorts? Baiden wears short shorts!
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The pair of short shorts is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black lace gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
These gloves are made of fine lace dyed black.  They are just the sort of accessory a modern, young witch needs.

appraise_text:
The pair of black lace gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of sharply tailored black trousers
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from dully gleaming raw silk, these boot-cut trousers have a plain front and a wide waistband.  Apparently designed for someone with no hips and almost no waist, they emphasize a slim thigh and a long leg.

appraise_text:
The pair of sharply tailored black trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of safari trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
The safari trousers are made from thick cotton.  They are dyed in a beige colour and customarily worn with a wide belt, boots and a white shirt.

appraise_text:
The pair of safari trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is beige and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: crocheted ivory shawl
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This soft lamb's wool shawl is ideal to wrap around oneself for warmth when walking to the market, or strolling in the park, or just for the warmth and luxurious softness of the fabric in the evening.  It is trimmed with tassels that form a border across the entire bottom of the triangular wrap, delicately swaying from side to side as the wearer moves.

appraise_text:
The crocheted ivory shawl is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: white heather and thistle buttonhole
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a beautifully crafted buttonhole made from white heather with a single thistle in the middle.

appraise_text:
The white heather and thistle buttonhole is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of flowers and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ceramic jug
description: This is a simple ceramic jug, with a curved body and handle.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The ceramic jug is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, about forty items, or about 1 quart.


item_name: leather breastplate
description: This leather breastplate is battered and dusty, but still strong and durable.
weight: 3 3/9 lb
appraise_text:
The leather breastplate is about a foot long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.


item_name: pair of grey worsted trousers
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These are nice trousers made of a smooth grey fabric.  They have a button fly and seem to be double-stitched for extra life.  The pair of grey worsted trousers has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of grey worsted trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is grey and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: pair of simple sturdy sandals
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Nothing more than a thick leather sole to protect the feet against stones or hot sand, fastened by criss-crossing straps of soft leather that reach almost to the knee, these sandals are perfect in their philosophical simplicity.  And take ages to put on in the mornings.

appraise_text:
The pair of simple sturdy sandals is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rough grey woollen himation
weight: 1lb
description:
A simple rectangle of plain wool, the colour of a tumbled fall of stones on a steep hillside, this himation is worn draped across the body from the right shoulder to wrap around just below the wearer's left arm and drapes to mid-thigh.

appraise_text:
The rough grey woollen himation is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather apron
weight: 2lb
description:
This leather apron is used by many craftsmen for its protection without movement inhibition, and also its many small pockets for holding tools.  This one is mostly unadorned.  The leather apron has one left pocket, one middle pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The leather apron is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: hot sausage-inna-bun
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is one of CMOT Dibbler's famous sausage-inna-buns.  It smells incredibly appetising, and is covered in fried onions and mustard.


item_name: white cotton shirt
description: This shirt is made from thick white cotton. It has buttons running up the front and at the cuffs.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The white cotton shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: colourful Claro Cliff teacup
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a well-made teacup, glazed in colourful shades.  On it is glazed a depiction of a fruit bowl, which despite being somewhat simplistic is still eye pleasing.  A small CC monogram has been carefully signed on the reverse.

appraise_text:
The colourful Claro Cliff teacup is about three inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of pottery and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: pair of oven mitts
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Made of thick black fabric, stuffed with ticking, and embroidered with little bats, this pair of mitts is just the thing for protecting your hands while cooking over a fire or stove.

appraise_text:
The pair of oven mitts is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: seersucker jacket
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is a seersucker jacket, made of light silky linen with a crinkly texture and alternating raised and lowered stripes.  It breathes easily and is well-suited for warm weather.  The seersucker jacket has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The seersucker jacket is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or fourteen items.


item_name: pair of blood red gloves
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Butter soft leather has been dyed a deep blood red and shaped into this pair of short gloves.  The leather clings tightly to the fingers, allowing a degree of dexterity that other, less supple gloves do not.  Elegant, yet deadly on the right hands.

appraise_text:
The pair of blood red gloves is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is blood red and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk scarf
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This black silk scarf would drape stylishly around the neck, protecting that delicate region from vagaries in the weather.

appraise_text:
The black silk scarf is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: D'reg wedding dress
weight: 1lb
description:
This is a three-piece outfit consisting of a face covering, upper body covering and skirt.  The chest covering is made from a startling ivory silk which has been scattered with diamond sequins. It covers the shoulders and finishes just below the bust where it has been trimmed with diamonds and ivory coloured tassels.  The skirt consists of an ivory-coloured silk band which lies just below the waist to reveal the wearer's belly-button.  Extended from the band is a startling silver-coloured opaque material which blows and shimmers in the light.

appraise_text:
The D'reg wedding dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is ivory and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: stolen t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
The back of this shirt has a picture of two crossed Klatchian daggers with finely jewelled handles, forming a small 'X'.  These could have been your daggers if they were not so viciously taken from you.  The stolen t-shirt has one inside pocket.

appraise_text:
The stolen t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: red beach towel
weight: 2lb
description:
This red beach towel is just the sort of thing you would need to lie on at the beach while sunbathing.  The colour is bright and cheerful-looking and the towel is nice and big enough to wrap around yourself after a swim.

appraise_text:
The red beach towel is about six feet long and about four feet wide.  It is bright red and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fluffy embroidered bathrobe
weight: 1 5/9 lb
description:
This is definitely not your every day bathrobe. While it does have the usual cord to tie around the waist, it also features a beautifully embroidered image of Gufnork across the back. It is therefore not very surprising that the bathrobe is extremely fluffy to the touch.  The fluffy embroidered bathrobe has two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The fluffy embroidered bathrobe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: red lace demi bra
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The demi-cups of this bra are made of deep red Genuan lace, gently padded to produce a plump cleavage.  Its straps are made of thin satin ribbons, three on each side, that caress the shoulders delicately, barely holding firmly enough to keep from slipping.

appraise_text:
The red lace demi bra is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is deep red and is made of lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: incredibly stupid-looking chicken costume
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
A very silly-looking chicken suit.  No-one could possibly mistake you for any sort of poultry while you were wearing this.

appraise_text:
The incredibly stupid-looking chicken costume is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of cotton underwear
description: This is a nice and simple set of cotton underwear. It looks quite comfortable to wear.
weight: 2/9 lb
appraise_text:
The set of cotton underwear is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pointy priest's hat
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a typical example of the common or crested priest's hat, easily distinguishable, to the discerning viewer, from the in no way related and totally different wizard's hat, by the fact that the symbols sewn on in sparkling sequins are of a religious and not occult persuasion.

appraise_text:
The pointy priest's hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pale orange shirt
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This shirt is a lovely pale orange, similar in colour to a muted winter's sunset.  It has long sleeves and a row of buttons running half way down the front from the neck.

appraise_text:
The pale orange shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is pale orange and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: iron mace
weight: 4lb
description:
This mace is a touch over three feet long and consists of a shaft and head of sturdy iron.  Spiked flanges radiate around the circumference of the spherical head and look able to inflict some seriously penetrative damage.  The bottom end of the shaft has had concentric ridged rings laid into the metal to provide a sure grip.

appraise_text:
The iron mace is about two and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: blue silk robe
description: A flowing robe in deep blue silk, such as a third-dan merchant might wear.
weight: 5/9 lb
appraise_text:
The blue silk robe is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is deep blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or thirteen items.


item_name: bronze necklace
appraise_text: It is made of bronze and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a very nice necklace that has been lovingly crafted from bronze.  It's made of lots of little links joined together.


item_name: Golden Dragon Kung Fu shirt
weight: 1 1/9 lb
description:
This is an extremely macho looking black silk shirt, complete with glorious Golden Dragon on its back.  The shirt makes the wearer look tough, and it is meant only for the most strong and powerful of fighters.  The seams are carefully hand-stitched with golden threads and the shiny material gives off a slightly luminous glow.

appraise_text:
The Golden Dragon Kung Fu shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is golden and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: message capsule
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
It is a small tin cylinder with a screwable end.  It looks big enough to hold a piece of paper.  It appears to have something written on it.  Message for <insert name here>

appraise_text:
The message capsule is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, twelve items, or about 4 shots.


item_name: Guild of Bandits' tabard
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
This is a stylish green tabard with a nice dagger design on it.  It has "Official Guild Bandit" embroidered onto it in yellow stitch.

appraise_text:
The Guild of Bandits' tabard is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: set of thermal underwear
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Hmm... not very sexy, but I'm sure they're quite good on long winter nights if you've got nothing else planned.

appraise_text:
The set of thermal underwear is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of black lab goggles
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Stylish and yet practical, these black lab goggles keep accidents in the labs out of the eyes of the Assassins.  At least that is the theory.

appraise_text:
The pair of black lab goggles is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of metal and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rubber Sonky
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is an uninflated pink balloon shaped item.  It looks... limp...  You try to wear the deflated pink balloon, but it doesn't fit!

appraise_text:
The deflated pink balloon is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is pink and is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pale blue skirt
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
Made from pale blue cotton, this skirt is designed to hang nicely from the waist, without excess flouncing, to just below the knees.  The bottom hem is covered with a satin ribbon in a darker blue.

appraise_text:
The pale blue skirt is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is pale blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: pair of [colour] stockings and suspenders
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Sheer, filmy stockings are held up by a slender nothing of a suspender belt, made from panels of [colour] silk and lace.  Scalloped lace adorns the edges of the belt and the suspender straps.  The frothy lace at the wearer's stocking tops conceals a neat little pocket, for all those necessary things one can't bear to be without.  The pair of [colour] stockings and suspenders has two garter pockets.

appraise_text:
The pair of [colour] stockings and suspenders is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: "Surreptitious Fabric" t-shirt
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a tie-dyed turquoise band shirt from a small, almost hidden Morporkian music group.  "Surreptitious Fabric" is printed on the front in very small letters, and a nearly invisible tour list is on the back.

appraise_text:
The "Surreptitious Fabric" t-shirt is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is turquoise and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: floral dress
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This cotton dress just might leave people speechless with its bold, garish print of red and orange daisies.  Only the most daring woman would wear this in public.  The box-like dress hangs loosely to mid-calf and is fastened along the back with several large red buttons.  Two large pockets adorn the front.

appraise_text:
The floral dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or about twenty items.


item_name: blue sowrong
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a long piece of light cloth, known as the sowrong in the native Genuan language, which can be wrapped into a very attractive skirt. This is a simple sowrong dyed an aquamarine blue.

appraise_text:
The blue sowrong is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is aquamarine blue and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: frog green towel
weight: 1lb
description:
This is the frog's choice in towelling.  It is a lovely shade of bright green that makes you feel like an amphibian just by looking at it.

appraise_text:
The frog green towel is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is bright green and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blood caked high-heel shoes
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
These once pearl-white shoes have a rather thick layer of blood over them.  The rather thin heel on these shoes make them a little unpractical, something which is not mitigated by the layer of blood.

appraise_text:
The pair of blood caked high-heel shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is pearl-white and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of camel boots
weight: 5/9 lb
description:
Closely fitting boots designed with the purpose of riding a camel in mind.  They are made from a soft tan-coloured leather.  Detailed embroidery depicting palms and camels has been inlaid from the heel of the boot to its top on either side.

appraise_text:
The pair of camel boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is tan and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of blue leather boots
weight: 2 4/9 lb
description:
Thigh-high boots in blue leather, they are designed to be worn with a slit dress and generally not for a long time, as they appear rather uncomfortable.

appraise_text:
The pair of blue leather boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


