# items

item_name: small frozen spider
description: This is a small frozen spider from the inside of an ice cube.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From a spider ice cube.
appraise_text:
The small frozen spider is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: seed packet
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
The packet is so old that you can no longer make out what sort of plant is supposed to grow from the seeds.

appraise_text:
The seed packet is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or six items.


item_name: some chow chow-mein
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: less than a pound
description:
This is a delicious noodle dish mixed with strips of cabbage, asparagus tips and chunks of cucumber.


item_name: silver and onyx cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
Strands of silver loop around each other in a swirling abstract pattern to form the head of this cravat pin.  The shape suggests a flower, perhaps, but the endless interweaving of the metal evokes something more sinuous and eternal.  All the strands converge to hold a small round-cut onyx, a deep stillness in the centre of their motion.


item_name: gold and enamel cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
The rounded face of this cravat pin is enamelled in vivid turquoise.  A simple lattice of gold overlays it, the lovely contrast kept tasteful by a lack of ornate pattern.  The curving cage of gold encloses an iridescent central circle of mother-of-pearl that shimmers subtly in any ambient light.


item_name: sapphire cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
The height of understated elegance, the head of this cravat pin consists of a single teardrop cabochon sapphire set point-down in an aged silver setting.  The large gem seems to capture light and hold it in its depths, emphasising the richness and clarity of its colour without need for ostentation.


item_name: ink well of [colour] ink
weight: less than a pound
description:
This ink well is a small tin bottle with a wide mouth and a close-fitting cork.  A round glass window, like some sort of stationery porthole, allows the colour to show clearly.  The ink well of seamstress pink ink is completely full with two ounces of seamstress pink ink.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The ink well of seamstress pink ink is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of tin and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: complicated black lace brassiere
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Despite technically being made entirely of holes and straps, this brassiere is nevertheless a masterpiece of romantic engineering.  Mostly because it takes at least a second glance to work out how it holds together, and at least three tries to work out how it goes on.  The straps are silk, the depthless black of something extremely black, and the panels are the kind of ornately figured Sto Helit lace that in years gone by ruined kings' treasuries and poor widows' eyesight.  The complicated black lace brassiere has two cup pockets.

appraise_text:
The complicated black lace brassiere is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: padauk coffee table
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a very simple, plain coffee table made of exotic padauk wood.  The wood is dark with brilliant stripes of orange and gold in the grain. The table has been rubbed to a soft shine.  There is nothing on the padauk coffee table.

appraise_text:
The padauk coffee table is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 5 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: sun and moon cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
A large brilliant-cut sunstone catches the light in the centre of this gold cravat pin.  A crescent of moonstones cradles the gem, tapering from its luminous heart to the tiny, glimmering gems at each point.


item_name: pair of sapphire cufflinks
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
The head of each of these ball return cufflinks is set with a cabochon sapphire of deep, lustrous blue.  A graceful arc of aged silver connects the head to a smaller, unornamented silver sphere.  The cufflinks, with their simplicity of design, radiate a suggestion of subtle disdain for gaudier pieces.


item_name: cameo cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This cravat pin features a gold-framed oval of warm brown shell onto which a delicate cameo of an Ephebian lady, rendered in the classical style, has been carved in careful detail.  She wears no jewellery, but her hair is styled elaborately in the fashion of the era.  The white shell captures both the delicate fall of the neckline of her robe and the defiant lift to her chin.


item_name: pair of [colour] high-heeled shoes
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
Constructed from seamstress pink silk, these high-heeled shoes have elegant stiletto heels tapering dangerously to a tiny pinpoint.  They lift the ankle of the wearer nicely, causing the legs to become elegant and slimmed.

appraise_text:
The pair of seamstress pink high heeled shoes is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is pink and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ebony letter opener
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This slender, elegant letter opener has a thin, gently serrated blade and a comfortable ebony handle.  Subtle, sinuous lines are carved in low relief on the grip, cradling the Conlegium Sicariorum crest in their centre. This would surely be useful for sharpening pencils, opening mail, puncturing windpipes, and other everyday tasks.

appraise_text:
The ebony letter opener is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: diamond forget-me-not cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
Two forget-me-nots, stems entwined, form the silver backing of this exquisite cravat pin.  The face is formed from multicoloured diamonds, all extraordinarily tiny, fading from deepest blue around the centres to almost white at the petal tips.  Bright yellow pistils provide startling contrast, and green diamond stems trail beneath.  All in all, the countless pinprick diamonds bring the forget-me-nots to vivid, scintillating life.  Wherever the pin catches the light, dozens of tiny jewels glitter, refracting blue light onto the wearer.


item_name: [shape] piece of [colour] seaglass
weight: 42 g
special_find_note: Found searching beaches.
description:
This is a odd-shaped piece of translucent grey glass, some fragment of a broken bottle - or jar, or window-pane, or anything, really - smoothed and rounded by decades in the Widdershins Ocean.

appraise_text:
The odd-shaped piece of translucent grey seaglass is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is translucent grey and is made of glass.


item_name: [type] beach pebble
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 19 g
special_find_note: Found searching beaches.
description:
This is a tiny greenish-grey stone, smoothed and rounded by hundreds of years in the Widdershins Ocean.


item_name: pair of sun and moon cufflinks
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
Each of these gold stud cufflinks is centred on a perfectly round moonstone, dark as night rather than pale, except for the perfect swirl of white mist that runs through the centre of each.  The setting of each cufflink is completed by a ring of smaller gems that refract with brilliant fire - sunstones on one to depict a solar eclipse, and pale moonstones on the other, representing the moon.


item_name: swamp dragon cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
A framed gold rectangle forms the face of this rather strange cravat pin.  In its centre rests a piece of jade cut into the silhouette of a swamp dragon, long snout, bulbous body, and all, staring to the side of the pin with a plaintive expression.  Someone must have truly loved their pet.


item_name: silver owl cravat pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This whimsical cravat pin resembles the head of an owl, only perfectly circular, the size of a human thumbnail, and made of silver.  Each feather has been individually shaped, as have the tiny ears and the minuscule beak.  The circles of the owl's eyes take up nearly half its face and watch from the wearer's neck with comical intensity.


item_name: tight [colour] top
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a tight [colour] top, most commonly worn by professional dancers, or at least the more confident ones.  Made from a thin translucent silk, the top hugs tightly to the upper half of the body whilst exposing the midriff and arms of the wearer.  A pattern of a giant spider has been created from silver glitter as if it were crawling over the shoulder, whilst a second pattern of a spider web is stretched across the back.

appraise_text:
The tight [colour] top is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is [colour] and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: floral rug
weight: about seventy pounds
description:
The floral designs and graceful arabesques of this carpet are drawn from ancient Klatchian motifs.  The rug is hand-hooked from pure, fine-textured wool and is exceptionally soft under foot.

appraise_text:
The floral rug is about six and a half feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of wool and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: colourful rag rug
weight: about a pound and a half
description:
White, yellow, and pink rags are woven together in a checked pattern to make this small, square rug.  The colours remind you of spring flowers.

appraise_text:
The colourful rag rug is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of cotton, wool and linen and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Agatean carpet
weight: about thirty pounds
description:
The sunset over a mountain lake is magically depicted on this beautiful carpet.  Soft orange and yellow colours blend with the green slopes and the blue colour of the lake.  You can feel being drawn into the carpet.

appraise_text:
The Agatean carpet is about six and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of silk and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: corridor rug
weight: about sixty pounds
description:
A maze-like design of muted greys and whites creates an impression of geometric hallways that will be pleasing to a devout worshipper of Sandelfon.  The hand-hooked pile is deep and soft.

appraise_text:
The corridor rug is about six and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wool and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: jute rug
weight: about ten pounds
description:
This rug has made using 7+1 jute tiles.  Each handwoven tile is decorated with a different pattern of large, white flowers, and edged with dark blue canvas.  This rug is sturdy and wears well.

appraise_text:
The jute rug is about six feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of jute and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: pomegranate rug
weight: about seventy pounds
description:
This is a honey-coloured carpet made of braided sisal.  The edges are bound with a broad tapestry design of bright red and green pomegranates.

appraise_text:
The pomegranate rug is about five feet long and about four feet wide.  It is made of sisal and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: bear skin rug
weight: about twenty pounds
description:
This is a large bear skin donated by a bear from the Forest of Skund, so there really isn't any reason to feel badly about it, no matter what the other bears say.  The fur is soft, thick, and dark brown in colour.

appraise_text:
The bear skin rug is about six and a half feet long and about five feet wide.  It is made of fur and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: Klatchian carpet
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This beautiful rich red and rich yellow carpet has been woven of fine silk.  It bears a repeating pattern of stylised nightingales and six-pointed stars within a narrow border decorated with Ephebian key patterns.

appraise_text:
The Klatchian carpet is about six and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of silk and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: shag rug
weight: about fifteen pounds
description:
This is a small, square carpet made from the pelts of dozens of shags, a kind of seabird found all around the Disc, or at least all around those parts of the Disc that are oceans.  Watery oceans, to be precise, since no seabirds have ever been recorded in the Great Nef.  The feathers are somewhat coarse, but it is thick and comfortable to walk on.  The pelts have been dyed various shades of blue.

appraise_text:
The shag rug is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of feathers and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: ginkgo leaf rug
weight: about seventy pounds
description:
Shaped and shaded like a real ginkgo leaf, this rug is made of soft silk in various hues of green.  The rug is imported from exotic Bes Pelargic.

appraise_text:
The ginkgo leaf rug is about three and a half feet long and about three and a half feet wide.  It is made of silk and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: old yellow cravat
description:
For all the mystique that surrounds the aristocratic cravat, one simple fact is often overlooked: it's a strip of cloth that you tie around your neck to keep it warm.  This particular one has clearly been doing its job for quite a few years, and the old yellow cotton is well cared for.


item_name: AMEWS t-shirt
description:
This tight-fitting black t-shirt bears the image of a dejected-looking horse and the words "Ankh-Morpork Equine Welfare Society".


item_name: squid ink well
weight: less than a pound
description:
A small ink well, filled with ink delicately squeezed, maybe even teased, from small specially farmed ink-squids.  The squid ink well is completely full with two ounces of black ink.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The squid ink well is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: quartermaster's shovel
weight: 2lb
description:
The head of this lightweight steel shovel is edged with rubber, making it better at indoor work - for example, digging through junk to find supplies without damaging them.  You couldn't break ground with it, though.  Embossed on its handle is the three-squares-in-a-triangle of the Mostly Legitimate Commerce Company.

appraise_text:
The quartermaster's shovel is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is made of steel and rubber and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: wheat field leather tooling pattern
weight: 3 g
description:
This tooling pattern is essentially just a thick sheet of paper with detailed linework on it depicting a wheat field.  With a proper tooling kit and some know-how, you could transfer this design onto a leather item of your choice.

appraise_text:
The wheat field leather tooling pattern is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: spiderweb leather tooling pattern
weight: 3 g
description:
This tooling pattern is essentially just a thick sheet of paper with detailed linework on it depicting a spiderweb.  With a proper tooling kit and some know-how, you could transfer this design onto a leather item of your choice.

appraise_text:
The spiderweb leather tooling pattern is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: spangly belt
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Plain black cotton forms the base of this gaudy belt; not that the fabric can actually be seen underneath the plethora of flashy, glittering squares of cut glass that have been liberally plastered onto it.  As if that wasn't enough, small and irregularly-shaped ankhstones have been jammed in wherever they will fit, guaranteeing the wearer a spangly sparkliness in even the dimmest of light.  A large square clasp made of polished brass secures the ends together.

appraise_text:
The spangly belt is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: title changer
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This small bronze disc can be used to set part of your title, or, indeed, clear your existing one.  An impending sense of doom emanates from the disc, presumably to warn people who might be thinking of putting something lewd after their name.

appraise_text:
The title changer is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of bronze.


item_name: fat pony eraser
weight: less than a pound
description:
 This novelty eraser has been cut into the shape of a small fat pony, cheerfully coloured in pink, white and blue.  It can be used to erase most things written in pencil on paper products.

appraise_text:
The fat pony eraser is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of rubber and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: cheap skeleton costume
weight: about four pounds
description:
This outfit consists of a kind of jumpsuit or onesie for your horse, made from cheap black cotton painted with white bones in the shape of something Mr Dibbler's supplier imagines to be a horse natomy.  It comes complete with skeletal hooves and ears.

appraise_text:
The cheap skeleton costume is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like a horse could wear it.


item_name: neighgor costume
weight: about four pounds
description:
This outfit consists of a kind of jumpsuit or onesie for your horse, made in a kind of patchwork fashion - the head and neck are a deep rich bay brown, but the chest is dapple grey with a chestnut patch over the heart.  Two legs are black with white socks, but the off hind is a kind of yellow that might if you squint be intended as palomino, and the off fore is a splotchy skewbald.  Lines of large, awkward black stitches hold the sections together, and more curve decoratively along the neck.

appraise_text:
The neighgor costume is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of wool and looks like a horse could wear it.


item_name: scary witch costume
weight: about four pounds
description:
Someone's been studying their boffo, because this costume is the image of a classic witch - pointy black hat, long black cloak, and little black button-up booties around the horse's hooves.  A flimsy cardboard cutout in the shape of a broomstick hangs alongside their flank, and the fabric hood is a rather bilious green with a few dozen strategically applied warts.

appraise_text:
The scary witch costume is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and cardboard and looks like a horse could wear it.


item_name: classic ghost costume
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a lovingly tailored costume so your horse can dress up as a ghost.  It consists of a large white sheet which drapes down almost to the ground, with holes cut for the horse's eyes and ears.

appraise_text:
The classic ghost costume is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like a horse could wear it.


item_name: hooter of death
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This is a lethal looking clowns' hooter.  It is a long metal tube that is just perfect for bopping people with.  It has a squishy rubber ball on one end just waiting for a good squeeze.

appraise_text:
The hooter of death is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: prim rose gold lamp
weight: about a pound
description:
This dainty rose gold oil lamp looks rather like a traditional "genie's lamp", except for the fact that it's in far better shape than such things normally are.  There isn't a speck of dust or a smudge anywhere on it, yet it somehow still beckons you to rub it.

appraise_text:
The prim rose gold lamp is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of rose gold.


item_name: smart brass lamp
appraise_text: The smart brass lamp is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of brass.
weight: about a pound
description:
This neat brass lamp has all the classic hallmarks of good old-fashioned "genie's lamp", except for the fact that it looks a good deal better cared for.  Something about its warm colouration and understated appearance evokes a feeling of cozy, laid-back afternoons.


item_name: shiny silver lamp
appraise_text: The shiny silver lamp is about six inches long and about three inches wide. It is made of silver.
weight: about a pound
description:
This shiny oil lamp has all the classic hallmarks of good old-fashioned "genie's lamp", except for the fact that it looks a good deal flashier and more inviting than is traditional.  Something about its appearance promises excitement, hedonism and probably a few uninvited guests.


item_name: bronze-veined keris
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This short Klatchian dagger has a fascinating flamberged blade, with thirteen wicked curves along its length and a widened, asymmetrical base.  Rich veins of bronze run throughout the steel of the blade and the minimalist grip is made of pitch-black ebony inlaid with bright white scrollwork.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined keris is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: gold-veined keris
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This short Klatchian dagger has a fascinating flamberged blade, with thirteen wicked curves along its length and a widened, asymmetrical base.  Rich veins of gold run throughout the steel of the blade and the minimalist grip is made of pitch-black ebony inlaid with bright white scrollwork.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined keris is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: bronze-veined khopesh
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Halfway between a sword and a huge sickle, this intimidating khopesh has been forged with such skill that it is nothing short of a work of art.  The Klatchian steel of the crescent-shaped blade gleams with seams of glowing bronze, and the inside edge is ornamented with painstakingly detailed scrollwork.  The hilt is secured within an ivory grip, itself embellished with intricate carvings, all seared black.  It is every bit as lethal as it is beautiful.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined khopesh is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: gold-veined khopesh
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Halfway between a sword and a huge sickle, this intimidating khopesh has been forged with such skill that it is nothing short of a work of art.  The Klatchian steel of the crescent-shaped blade gleams with seams of glowing gold, and the inside edge is ornamented with painstakingly detailed scrollwork.  The hilt is secured within an ivory grip, itself embellished with intricate carvings, all seared black.  It is every bit as lethal as it is beautiful.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined khopesh is about two and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type sword.


item_name: bronze-veined partizan
weight: 7 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Six feet of Syritti white mahogany securely house a wide, subtly flamberged spearhead that tapers from a wide base to a sinister point.  The width of the base has allowed for some intimidating artistic expression; it has been worked to depict a flaming sun with a face that screams with rage, eyes wide.  The veins of bronze that run through the steel head and the black scrollwork on the shaft complete the exquisite ornamental appearance.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined partizan is about seven feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: gold-veined partizan
weight: 7 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Six feet of Syritti white mahogany securely house a wide, subtly flamberged spearhead that tapers from a wide base to a sinister point.  The width of the base has allowed for some intimidating artistic expression; it has been worked to depict a flaming sun with a face that screams with rage, eyes wide.  The veins of gold that run through the steel head and the black scrollwork on the shaft complete the exquisite ornamental appearance.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined partizan is about seven feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: bronze-veined grand scimitar
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This huge weapon is over four feet of gleaming Klatchian steel that curves all along its length.  The blade grows ever wider towards the tip, reaching almost six inches between the cutting edge and rear edge at its widest point.  At its tip, the blade curls back and up to form a second point before making a shallow curve to return to the hilt.  Rich veins of bronze glow throughout the gleaming steel, while the ebony hilt is decorated with large rubies and then further ornamented with exquisite white scrollwork.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined grand scimitar is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: gold-veined grand scimitar
weight: 5 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This huge weapon is over four feet of gleaming Klatchian steel that curves all along its length.  The blade grows ever wider towards the tip, reaching almost six inches between the cutting edge and rear edge at its widest point.  At its tip, the blade curls back and up to form a second point before making a shallow curve to return to the hilt.  Rich veins of gold glow throughout the gleaming steel, while the ebony hilt is decorated with large rubies and then further ornamented with exquisite white scrollwork.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined grand scimitar is about four feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.


item_name: bronze-veined parashu
weight: 3 7/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Just over three feet in length, this battleaxe has been designed to be versatile enough for one- or two-handed use.  It features a single wide blade, with an ornamental onion-dome spike opposite it, and another at the top of the haft.  The Klatchian steel body is shot through with veins of glowing bronze and embellished with detailed black scrollwork.  It leaves no doubt that this weapon was forged not just by a smith but by an artisan.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined parashu is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: gold-veined parashu
weight: 3 7/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
Just over three feet in length, this battleaxe has been designed to be versatile enough for one- or two-handed use.  It features a single wide blade, with an ornamental onion-dome spike opposite it, and another at the top of the haft.  The Klatchian steel body is shot through with veins of glowing gold and embellished with detailed black scrollwork.  It leaves no doubt that this weapon was forged not just by a smith but by an artisan.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined parashu is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: gold-veined gurz
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This hefty Klatchian steel mace features a ring of wicked-looking spikes around its spherical head . The haft is long enough to allow for a fierce swing with reasonable reach, and has been wrapped with supple brown leather to facilitate a secure grip.  The silver of the Klatchian steel is shot through with streaks of glowing gold, adding a decorative flourish to what is otherwise a no-nonsense instrument of destruction.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined gurz is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: bronze-veined gurz
weight: 3 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This hefty Klatchian steel mace features a ring of wicked-looking spikes around its spherical head.  The haft is long enough to allow for a fierce swing with reasonable reach, and has been wrapped with supple brown leather to facilitate a secure grip.  The silver of the Klatchian steel is shot through with streaks of glowing bronze, adding a decorative flourish to what is otherwise a no-nonsense instrument of destruction.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined gurz is about three feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: gold-veined flying hammer
weight: 4 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This intimidating and unpredictable weapon consists of two small Klatchian steel orbs connected by a long, thin chain and ornamented with curling veins of gold.  In the right hands it can deliver crushing blows at lightning speed to foes outside of normal engagement range, making a skilled practitioner somebody to be feared.  In the wrong hands - which is most people's - it is one way ticket to self-inflicted blunt force trauma.  The origins of the weapon are unknown and since the earliest records of its use are attributed to an officer of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, they are likely to remain that way.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined flying hammer is about four feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: bronze-veined flying hammer
weight: 4 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This intimidating and unpredictable weapon consists of two small Klatchian steel orbs connected by a long, thin chain and ornamented with curling veins of bronze.  In the right hands it can deliver crushing blows at lightning speed to foes outside of normal engagement range, making a skilled practitioner somebody to be feared.  In the wrong hands - which is most people's - it is one way ticket to self-inflicted blunt force trauma.  The origins of the weapon are unknown and since the earliest records of its use are attributed to an officer of the Klatchian Foreign Legion, they are likely to remain that way.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined flying hammer is about four feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type flail.


item_name: gold-veined tabar-shishpar
weight: 2 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This fascinating weapon is surely the product of somebody who wanted to have it all and was willing to sacrifice nearly everything, including practicality, and personal safety.  It looks as if somebody has started with a lightweight, one-handed mace and then attached both an axe head and a war pick to the opposite end of the handle.  The haft is too short to comfortably swing with two hands, so any prospective wielder will have to learn to pivot and manipulate this monstrosity one-handedly.  The Klatchian steel haft is suffused with veins of gleaming gold, so at the very least it might make an aesthetically intriguing conversation piece.

appraise_text:
The gold-veined tabar-shishpar is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: bronze-veined tabar-shishpar
weight: 2 8/9 lb
special_find_note: Jassi the Inferno in the windswept ruins.
description:
This fascinating weapon is surely the product of somebody who wanted to have it all and was willing to sacrifice nearly everything, including practicality, and personal safety.  It looks as if somebody has started with a lightweight, one-handed mace and then attached both an axe head and a war pick to the opposite end of the handle.  The haft is too short to comfortably swing with two hands, so any prospective wielder will have to learn to pivot and manipulate this monstrosity one-handedly.  The Klatchian steel haft is suffused with veins of gleaming bronze, so at the very least it might make an aesthetically intriguing conversation piece.

appraise_text:
The bronze-veined tabar-shishpar is about two feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: brushed leather penholder
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
With its design simplified to the point where it is little more than a slim sheathe of smooth, brushed dark [colour] leather hanging from a strap around one's neck, this penholder embodies the principles of understated elegance.  A hem goes around the holder and across its middle where the edge of the pocket is, accenting the texture of the leather and enhancing the sense of symmetry.  It could sheathe a quill, pencil, crayon or pen.

appraise_text:
The brushed leather penholder is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: piece of lor mai gai
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
Tender strips of chicken and black mushrooms braised in rice wine, soy sauce and assorted spices, wrapped with glutinous rice in lotus leaf and steamed for an hour.  A favourite amongst the locals here and often a substantial meal on its own.


item_name: pair of winter wonderland saddlebags
weight: 4lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
These saddlebags are made from sturdy leather, dyed a shimmering pale blue and decorated with little crystal icicles and snowflakes.  The pair of winter wonderland saddlebags has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of winter wonderland saddlebags is about five feet long and about five feet wide.  It is shimmering blue and is made of leather and looks like a horse could wear it.  It can hold about 35 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: turnip sack
weight: 1 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This is a perfectly ordinary sack, as any farmer might use to transport turnips for pig or horse feed.  Someone has helpfully dyed it a cheerful Hogswatchy red and added a shoulder strap.  It appears to have something written on it.  Written in blocky gothic lettering:  TURNIPS

appraise_text:
The turnip sack is about three feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is dark red and is made of hessian and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 33 pounds, or about seventy items.


item_name: sparkling crystal jar
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This pretty little jar has been carefully engraved with dozens of snowflakes and horseshoes, and a cheerful red ribbon wraps around the neck in a little Hogswatch bow.

appraise_text:
The sparkling crystal jar is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, five items, or about 2 shots.


item_name: brightly painted wooden Mister Teatime
weight: 5 g
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This delightfully traditional wooden Hogswatch ornament was quite possibly handmade by elves near Nothingfjord, and painted in bright cheerful colours according to the natural human impulse to do everything possible to keep the dark and chill of winter away.  This particular ornament looks exactly like Mister Teatime the Assassin, dressed all in black and grinning a disturbing grin.  Just how sure are you that this isn't a convoluted scheme he's arranged to position himself on top of your Hogswatch tree when the Hogfather is due?

appraise_text:
The brightly painted wooden Mister Teatime is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood.


item_name: bright green bag
weight: 20 g
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This small bag is made from bright green paper, waxed on the inside to keep its contents fresh.  It appears to have something written on it.  Written in shiny silver ink:  Bessie Buss's Every Flavour Sprouts.

appraise_text:
The bright green bag is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or twelve items.


item_name: suit of shabby motley
weight: 2 6/9 lb
description:
This is a traditional suit of Fool's motley, a thing of rags and patches made from a crazy-quilt patchwork of fabrics in flamingo pink, sky blue and lavender.  It has been very carefully designed to make the wearer look like a complete and utter twerp.  Some of the tiny bells are mismatched, clearly replacements for the originals, and the occasional darned hole or mended tear testifies to its age.  Overall, this is the kind of garment that could be inaccurately described as having had several careful owners.  The suit of shabby motley has six inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The suit of shabby motley is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of wool, cotton, linen and patches and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: pair of oversized yellow shoes
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
Made to the rigorously traditional Foolish pattern, these shoes are designed to come in exactly one size: too large.  They flop and slip about hilariously, and the upturned pointy toes are stuffed with wool to enhance their resemblance to - well, some sort of humorous vegetable.  Probably a carrot.

appraise_text:
The pair of oversized yellow shoes is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide.  It is yellow and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pink Gouger costume
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This costume is designed so your pet can dress up as Gouger, one of the Hogfather's magical flying pigs who pull his sleigh.  It's marvellously pink, and has cute floppy pig ears, and an adorable pink snout, and a delightful curly tail.

appraise_text:
The pink Gouger costume is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is pink and is made of wool and looks like it is intended for a pet to wear.


item_name: [flavour]-flavoured sprout
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 20 g
special_find_note: Comes in many flavours in the bright green bag present, from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
Small slits have been made all over the surface of this sprout, then stuffed with dabs of butter and slivers of garlic.  The entire thing has then been slow-roasted to a sticky tenderness.


item_name: rasher of extra-crispy bacon
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This is a rasher of bacon so thin and so crispy that it actually seems sharp enough to do some serious damage to someone.  Someone has apparently come to this conclusion previously and has taken the time to attach a simple bone handle to the bacon and wrap it in - you guessed it - more bacon.

appraise_text:
The rasher of extra-crispy bacon is about nine inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of bacon and bone and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: Hogswatch Ale bottle
weight: between 2 3/9 lb and 2 4/9 lb
description:
Solid and stout, this bottle has clearly been designed to hold a good pint of Hogswatch cheer.  The jolly red label bears a huge boar wearing a paper hat and hoisting a pint in his trotter, and the cork has a glittering silver snowflake painted on it.  Written in gilded lettering:  Thripplebottom's Olde-Tyme Hogswatch Ale, brewed in Sto Lat since UC 1922.  Go on and Pig Out!

appraise_text:
The Hogswatch Ale bottle is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: Hogswatch tree bauble
weight: between 3/9 lb and 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
An intricately-wrought brass ball covered in small, glittering sparkles of silver has been attacheded to the end of a red ribbon.  It is a beautiful creation that manages to throw any light particles too slow to escape its grasp back at the beholder.  The bauble has obviously been designed to dangle from the branches of a Hogswatch tree but all children know that they are also excellent for whirling around by the ribbon; at least until until they hit something and shatter.  This one looks like it would shatter skulls before it succumbed to such an ignominious fate though.  You get the feeling that you could check the patterns you know and attempt to whirl it in one of those patterns.

appraise_text:
The Hogswatch tree bauble is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of brass and cloth and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: burnt mini Hogswatch pudding
weight: between 3/9 lb and 4/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
At first glance this looks like a traditional Hogswatch pudding complete with currants and bits of peel and topped with icing and a sprig of mistletoe.  Woe betide anyone who attempts to take a bite of this particular pudding, though, as closer examination shows that it has been baked in dwarfish fashion. The result is something as hard (and as heavy) as a rock.  The currants and peel stick out like mineral crystals. Even the mistletoe decorating the top seems to have been strengthened to something more closely resembling finely tempered steel.  You get the feeling that you could check the patterns you know and attempt to whirl it in one of those patterns.  It is not currently lit.  It looks somehow incomplete without the glistening shimmer of brandy.

appraise_text:
The burnt mini Hogswatch pudding is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: Casa de Cerdos sherry bottle
weight: between 2 5/9 lb and 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This tall green bottle is, as the dark red label proclaims, from the Casa de Cerdos cellar in Tramplona.  The label shows a stout, dignified pig wearing a Hogfather hat.  The Casa de Cerdos sherry bottle is completely full with one pint of Hogswatch sherry.

appraise_text:
The Casa de Cerdos sherry bottle is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of glass and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 1 pint.


item_name: miniature rainbow-coloured jelly [thing] sweet
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 380d8af5e7776df4a720f367f4f5db359951535e
description:
This is a very cute rainbow-coloured blob - it looks just like a miniature [thing], and is probably much more tasty.

appraise_text:
The miniature rainbow-coloured jelly cabbage sweet is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of tasty and looks edible.


item_name: miniature sausage dog
appraise_text: You appraise the miniature sausage dog and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This curious little creature looks like a miniaturised balloon dog, except if the balloons were made of freshly-cooked sausage links.  Its head, body and legs are all mouth-watering frankfurters, its tail is a wagging chipolata and its floppy ears are each a slice of semi-crispy bacon.  It looks as delicious as it does adorable.


item_name: brightly painted wooden Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers
weight: 5 g
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This delightfully traditional wooden Hogswatch ornament was quite possibly handmade by elves near Nothingfjord, and painted in bright cheerful colours according to the natural human impulse to do everything possible to keep the dark and chill of winter away.  This particular ornament looks exactly like Bilious, Oh God of Hangovers, right down the stained toga and the crumpled laurels.  It depicts Him in characteristic pose, leaning over as though about to be loudly sick into the pile of presents under the tree.  Someone's getting carrots this year...

appraise_text:
The brightly painted wooden Bilious, the Oh God of Hangovers is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood.


item_name: shiny ruby dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This strapless, backless dress seems to defy gravity as it clings to the wearer's body.  A reflective satin weave gives off a vibrant red light even in the dimmest of conditions. The low cut top sweeps down the sides of the body before connecting on the lower back and continuing down to the wearer's shins.  A scandalously high slit allows the dress to show off the wearer's figure and still allow fluid movement when dancing the night away.

appraise_text:
The shiny ruby dress is about three and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is ruby and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: hollow glass sphere
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: From the windswept ruins.
description:
This weighty glass sphere is hollow, with a small, circular hole cut out of it as if to allow something to inserted inside.  It looks like it might once have been part of some larger piece of apparatus, but for now it's all by itself and just begging to be repurposed.

appraise_text:
The hollow glass sphere is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of glass.


item_name: crackling gemstone
appraise_text: Rocky as a mineral.
weight: 120 g
special_find_note: From the windswept ruins.
description:
This is a fairly large, jagged lump of off-white mineral rock.  It sputters and flares with thaumic energy, occasionally giving off crackling discharges of pinkish-white sparks.


item_name: small cart wheel
weight: 2lb
special_find_note: From the windswept ruins.
description:
This is a smallish wooden wheel that looks to have come from a vending cart of some sort.  It's not big enough to have come from a full-size wagon, at any rate.  It's not much to look at, but it has all the requisite parts intact - a thick rim, half a dozen spokes and a ring at the centre for slotting an axle, or other suitable object, into.

appraise_text:
The small cart wheel is about two and a half feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of wood.


item_name: blood-red amulet
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: 468f9a3a64cd010fcfde33bb32cfb337ecbb081a
description:
At first glance, this amulet looks to be no more than a dark metallic disc attached to a thin metal chain.  On closer inspection, however, an inky, blood-red cloud billows and boils across the jet-black surface as if barely contained beneath it.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.  It will modify unarmed damage while active, as well as modifying the effectiveness of unarmed strikes against some foes.


item_name: pair of leather-strap gloves
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a bunch of leather thongs or straps that when properly wrapped around your hands protect them from the worst effects of punching your opponent.  Commonly known as Ephebian boxing gloves, they allow you to pack more power in your punch without rubbing your knuckles raw.

appraise_text:
The pair of leather-strap gloves is about six inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and could be worn as armour.  It will modify unarmed strikes made with your hands when worn, as well as attacks made with held weapons.


item_name: pair of lion paws
weight: 2 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Specially bonded item, must be obtained through a quest to use.
description:
This is a pair of huge lion paws, which appear to have been fashioned into fingerless gloves.  On the back of the paws strange symbols have been painted onto the tawny fur.

appraise_text:
The pair of lion paws is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of fur and could be worn as armour.  It can grant an additional type of unarmed attack when worn.


item_name: misshapen metal bar
weight: about three pounds
special_find_note: From the windswept ruins.
description:
This long, thin bar of metal wouldn't usually warrant a second glance except for the fact that one end flares slightly into a vaguely conical shape with a groove in the end.  The other end is perfectly cylindrical, as if it was meant to slot into something.  The groove looks as if something small, like a gemstone, might once have been set in there.

appraise_text:
The misshapen metal bar is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: thaum globe
weight: 7 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Quest reward.
description:
This curious device features a crackling, pulsing crystal encased in a sphere of glass and perched atop a tall stand to put it at about chest-height.  A multitude of thin dark indigo tendrils of energy dance and flicker between the crystal and different points on the inner surface of the glass.  It's hard to resist the urge to touch the outside of the glass to see what happens.

appraise_text:
The thaum globe is about four and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of metal, glass and wood and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: player reward treat
appraise_text: Don't play with your food!
weight: 2/9 lb
special_find_note: Creator reward for players under special circumstances.
description:
Not only does this chewy biscuit taste great, but it is packed full of the vitamins and minerals needed to keep players in top condition.  An ideal reward for a well behaved player.


item_name: shimmering silver dress
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This shimmering dress is an exquisite work of art.  A halter strap criss-crosses the wearer's chest and wraps around the neck holding up a sheath of silvery satin.  The backless dress shows off the wearer's physique and curves as it drapes down to the ankles.  A thigh-length slit allows mobility during acrobatic dances and the occasional glimpse at a stocking top.

appraise_text:
The shimmering silver dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is silver and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: silver crescent sash
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This broad band of elegant silver silk is obviously meant as a colourful addition to a ceremonial outfit.  A beautiful crescent moon is embroidered on the front, picked out in shiny silver thread.  It takes pride of place in the centre of the chest when the sash is worn across the shoulder.  A concession to practicality has been made with the addition of three small pockets along the inside of the material.  The silver crescent sash has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The silver crescent sash is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: turquoise guttrah
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This lightweight, turquoise rectangle of soft linen is meant to be worn over the head, trailing down as far as the shoulders to provide effective protection from the sun.  The soft fabric seems to be of very high quality and fastens around the top of the head with a thick silver cord - the agal - to keep the guttrah in place during day to day activities.

appraise_text:
The turquoise guttrah is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is turquoise and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: chestnut guttrah
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This lightweight, chestnut-coloured rectangle of soft linen is meant to be worn over the head, trailing down as far as the shoulders to provide effective protection from the sun.  The soft fabric seems to be of very high quality and fastens around the top of the head with a thick golden cord - the agal - to keep the guttrah in place during day to day activities.

appraise_text:
The chestnut guttrah is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is chestnut and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: decorated chestnut thobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This thobe is made of lightweight chestnut-coloured linen, with a strip of thick black silk running all the way around its border.  The border itself is decorated with dozens of little scarab beetles, embroidered in lustrous gold thread.  Worn like a loose-fitting robe, it provides excellent protection from the sun and looks very comfortable.  The decorated chestnut thobe has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The decorated chestnut thobe is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: decorated crimson thobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This thobe is made of lightweight crimson linen, with a strip of thick black silk running all the way around its border.  The border itself is decorated with a multitude of stern-looking djinn, embroidered in shiny bronze thread.  Worn like a loose-fitting robe, it provides excellent protection from the sun and looks very comfortable.  The decorated crimson thobe has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The decorated crimson thobe is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: decorated white thobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This thobe is made of pristine white linen, with a strip of thick gold silk running all the way around its border.  The border itself is decorated with bold geometric designs in black and silver thread.  Worn like a loose-fitting robe, it provides excellent protection from the sun and looks very comfortable.  The decorated white thobe has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The decorated white thobe is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [colour] silk sari
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This traditional Klatchian sari is made of one large sheet of fine, autumn leaf brown silk and embroidered with lustrous cornflower blue brocade across its whole surface.  It looks like it would do a good job of keeping you cool in the sun, as well as looking incredibly stylish.

appraise_text:
The autumn leaf brown silk sari is about seven feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: fine [colour] burnous
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This distinctly Klatchian hooded cloak is made of high-quality, spun and treated mohair that has been dyed midnight blue throughout its length.  It fastens across the chest with ebony buttons and forms strong lines down the body before flaring a little to end around knee-height.  Decorative gold klatchesque embroidery runs around the borders and covers most of the hood to give it an almost ornate appearance.  It looks ideal for providing protection from the harsh desert sun.  The fine midnight blue burnous has one inside upper-right pocket, one inside upper-left pocket, one inside lower-left pocket and one inside lower-right pocket.

appraise_text:
The fine midnight blue burnous is about four and a half feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: crimson guttrah
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This lightweight, crimson rectangle of soft linen is meant to be worn over the head, trailing down as far as the shoulders to provide effective protection from the sun.  The soft fabric seems to be of very high quality and fastens around the top of the head with a thick bronze cord - the agal - to keep the guttrah in place during day to day activities.

appraise_text:
The crimson guttrah is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is crimson and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: black silk waistcoat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This silky black single-breasted waistcoat has discreet black buttons running down the front, so as not to disturb the line of one's jacket.

appraise_text:
The black silk waistcoat is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: bronze djinn-motif sash
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This broad band of bold bronze silk is obviously meant as a colourful - and alliterative - addition to a ceremonial outfit.  A fearsome ifrit is embroidered on the front, picked out in shiny crimson thread.  It takes pride of place in the centre of the chest when the sash is worn across the shoulder.  A concession to practicality has been made with the addition of three small pockets along the inside of the material.  The bronze djinn-motif sash has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The bronze djinn-motif sash is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: decorated turquoise thobe
weight: 1 4/9 lb
description:
This thobe is made of lightweight turquoise linen, with a strip of thick black silk running all the way around its border.  The border itself is decorated with a repeating pattern of crescent moons, embroidered in shiny silver thread.  Worn like a loose-fitting robe, it provides excellent protection from the sun and looks very comfortable.  The decorated turquoise thobe has one inside pocket and two side pockets.

appraise_text:
The decorated turquoise thobe is about five feet long and about two feet wide.  It is white and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [colour] kurta
weight: 1 2/9 lb
description:
Beautifully cut from thick jacquard, this slim-fitting kurta is ideal formalwear for the discerning Klatchian gentleman, having been dyed pale gold throughout.  The high collar is decorated with sea blue geometric designs, which follow the line of cloth-covered buttons down the front of the kurta and are repeated at the tailored cuffs.  Falling to just below the knee, subtle slits at each side allow for ease of movement without sacrificing the exquisite aesthetics of the garment.

appraise_text:
The pale gold kurta is about four feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: golden scarab sash
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This broad band of majestic gold silk is obviously meant as a colourful addition to a ceremonial outfit.  An exquisite embroidering of a shiny scarab beetle, picked out in a darker gold thread, takes pride of place in the centre of the chest when the sash is worn across the shoulder.  A concession to practicality has been made with the addition of three small pockets along the inside of the material.  The golden scarab sash has three inside pockets.

appraise_text:
The golden scarab sash is about three feet long and about three inches wide.  It is gold and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: [colour] choli
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This fitted raw silk choli has been dyed dark slate grey, with a deep scoop neck and high back, cut to just below the breastbone to leave the midriff exposed.  The short cap sleeves are heavily embroidered with dazzling mirror work, and the neckline is bordered with gold zari brocade.

appraise_text:
The dark slate grey choli is about six inches long and about a foot wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: epsilon axe
weight: 3 5/9 lb
description:
This unusual-looking axe features a stout wooden haft nearly three feet in length.  A long, crescent-shaped blade curves outwards from the top of the haft all the way down to its halfway point.  The handle has been wrapped in functional black leather to provide a secure grip, allowing for a truly devastating one-handed swing.

appraise_text:
The epsilon axe is about two and a half feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: saintie
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This nimble spear is intended primarily for parrying incoming blows and counterattacking with rapid thrusts. The shaft and tip are made of a single piece of gleaming klatchian steel and a D-shaped handguard halfway along the haft allows for a secure grip.  The serrated blade looks like it is capable of inflicting serious harm, even through a layer of armour.

appraise_text:
The saintie is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of klatchian steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: rosewood and mother of pearl dining table
weight: about fifty pounds
description:
This large dining table is the perfect addition to any Auriental home.  Eight feet long, the dark rosewood has been inlaid with long strands of mother of pearl, which twist and twirl down its surface.  Large, leafy designs run down the legs, while enormous circles lie patiently waiting for dinner to be served.

appraise_text:
The rosewood and mother of pearl dining table is about eight feet long and about four and a half feet wide.  It is made of rosewood and mother of pearl and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: hideous Hogswatch sweater
weight: 1lb
description:
A lovingly crafted sweater in the brightest red and cleanest white yarn possible and every good intention in mind.  It's wool, it's scratchy, and no matter what your shape or size it simply won't fit right.

appraise_text:
The hideous Hogswatch sweater is about two feet long and about a foot wide.  It is multicoloured and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of green pointy-toed boots
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This is a pair of pointy-toed felt ankle boots, the colour of holly leaves.  They have jagged turned-down rims and a white fur bobble on each upturned toe, just like the ones the Hogfather's elves wear.

appraise_text:
The pair of green pointy-toed boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is holly green and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: pair of khaki suit trousers
weight: 1lb
description:
These trousers are made from a sandy, beige linen.  Their light fabric and professional look makes them a favourite for businessmen and officials travelling to areas with warmer climates.  The pair of khaki suit trousers has one left pocket and one right pocket.

appraise_text:
The pair of khaki suit trousers is about three feet long and about a foot wide.  It is khaki and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or nine items.


item_name: Hogswatch elf hat
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a jolly-looking pointy felt hat, the colour of holly leaves.  It has a fluffy white fur rim and a matching bobble, just like the ones the Hogfather's elves wear.

appraise_text:
The Hogswatch elf hat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is holly green and is made of felt and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [metal] [jewel] ring [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of black gold and emerald and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
Minimalist almost to the point of being austere, this band of black gold bears no decoration other than a single large emerald that has been cut to a flawless octahedral shape.  Closer inspection of the gemstone reveals that some kind of sandstorm rages eternally within it, just below the surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: jewelled scarab bracelet [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of gold, amber and onyx and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 40 g
description:
This elegant gold bracelet features a delightful scarab beetle design made entirely of sparkling precious stones.  The carapace is made of two dark ambers, the head is a glittering onyx, and the legs are trails of mesmerising filigree.  Closer inspection reveals that the carapace of the beetle seems to contain a churning sandstorm beneath its surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: delicate [metal] chain belt [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of silver and jacinth and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 90 g
description:
This belt is made up of multiple chains of delicate silver running in parallel that encircle the hips and fasten with a series of small clasps.  It could be worn around the waist like any other belt, but would look at least as good if not better slung at an angle across the hips.  An additional, much shorter, chain hangs from the main belt and holds a glittering jacinth in a cage of silver bands.  Closer inspection of the gemstone reveals that beneath its surface is an eternally-raging sandstorm.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: [metal] crescent moon amulet [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of gold and topaz and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 110 g
description:
This intriguing amulet appears at first glance to be a simple but elegant gold disc with a large, curved piece of topaz set in the centre.  The topaz has been skilfully cut to resemble a crescent moon and sparkles beautifully in any available light.  On closer inspection, one can see that a sandstorm seems to rage beneath the surface of the gemstone.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: leather-bound jewellery box
weight: 3/9 lb
special_find_note: From purchasing special jewellery in the windswept ruins.
description:
This is a small wooden jewellery box that has been lined with blood red silk on the inside and covered with soft, dark brown leather on the outside.  It would make a lovely presentation box for a special item.  The inside of the lid has been inscribed with a message.

appraise_text:
The leather-bound jewellery box is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of wood, leather and silk and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: filigreed sword belt
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This elegant belt is made of sturdy, high-quality leather and decorated all along its length with intricate gold filigree.  The contrast between the dark brown and the gold lend it a certain understated style, making it as decorative as it is practical.  Two adjustable loops allow for a wide range of blades to be sheathed on each hip so that from a wide-bladed scimitar to a needle-pointed dagger, one can be certain to always have quick access to their weapon of choice.  There are two loops free.  It could sheathe a scimitar, sword, blade, dagger, knife, rapier, epee, foil, colichemarde, sidesword or sabre.

appraise_text:
The filigreed sword belt is about two feet long and about four inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: khopesh sheath
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
Simple but striking, this sheath is a crescent-shaped piece of marbled grey and black leather that has been cut and treated to be exceptionally soft and thin.  It has an open back designed to accommodate the unique crescent of a khopesh blade while leaving the rest of the blade and the handle exposed.  Two straps attach the sheath to a thigh, while a pair of clips secure the weapon and allow for quick retrieval in a combat situation.  It could sheathe a khopesh.

appraise_text:
The khopesh sheath is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: leather polearm harness
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This pratical leather harness wraps securely across the shoulder and diagonally down across the waist, with several loops and fastenings to allow a polearm to be carried safely on one's back.  The leather is stained a deep brown, with thick black stitches providing an understated accent to the design.  It could sheathe a staff, polearm, scythe, walking stick or javelin.

appraise_text:
The leather polearm harness is about two and a half feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: jewelled belt loop
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple loop of strong black leather that has been embellished with rich bronze stitching and set with a repeating diamond-shaped pattern of fire opals.  It would be perfect for attaching to a belt to hold a hafted weapon securely.  It could sheathe a mace, hammer, baton, whip, cane, flail, wrench, torch, khopesh or axe.

appraise_text:
The jewelled belt loop is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: ceremonial keris scabbard
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This scabbard is as much the work of an artisan as a tanner.  Made to sheathe a wickedly-flamberged keris, it is somewhat wider than the blade of the weapon it holds and constructed of thin but tough blood red leather.  A delicate gold chain connects the tip of the scabbard to the throat and the whole length is decorated with gold filigree and tiny fire opals.  It could sheathe a keris.

appraise_text:
The ceremonial keris scabbard is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: simple keris scabbard
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This utilitarian scabbard is made from tanned and treated brown leather and is exactly the right size and shape to sheathe a thin, flamberged dagger like a keris.  It could sheathe a keris.

appraise_text:
The simple keris scabbard is about six inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: bejewelled nethi chutti [djinn]
weight: 135 g
description:
This lavish yet delicate piece of jewellery comprises three strips of thin gold chains that sit at the centre of the forehead and splay out - two following the hairline across the brow and one running up the forehead almost as far as the crown.  Encrusted with dozens upon dozens of multicoloured jewels - including rubies, sapphires and emeralds - the focal point is a magnificent diamond that sits dead centre upon the forehead.  Closer inspection reveals a swirling, roiling sandstorm beneath its surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.

appraise_text:
The bejewelled nethi chutti is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of gold and could be worn as armour.


item_name: delicate [jewel] navel stud [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of electrum and carnelian and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
A large sparkling carnelian sits at the centre of a electrum filigree flower in the wearer's navel, held by a slim electrum bar topped with a much smaller carnelian.  Three short chains fall from the flower's petals, each ending in a matching tiny carnelian.  Closer inspection of the central carnelian reveals that some kind of sandstorm rages eternally within it, just below the surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: plain leather headband
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a supple leather headband that ties around the forehead and temples, knotting at the back of the head.  The look it creates is iconic across the disc, indicating one's proficiency in any number of martial arts.  From Gebra's brutal "crab-maga" pinching movements to Krullian "who-hitsyou" techniques, a person dressed in this could visit all kinds of pain upon their opponent.  Alternatively, they might just think it looks cool.

appraise_text:
The plain leather headband is about a foot and a half long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.  It will modify unarmed strikes made with your hands, feet and knees when worn, as well as attacks made with held weapons.


item_name: braided [jewel] mangalsutra [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of rose gold, electrum and onyx and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 110 g
description:
This exquisite necklace is made of multiple fine bands of rose gold and electrum, painstakingly braided together in such a way as to be strong but flexible.  The braids come together at the back, forming an elegant rose gold clasp to fasten around the neck.  At the front, they connect to each side of a filigreed rose gold cage that houses a sizeable onyx between its spiralling bars.  Closer inspection of the onyx reveals that a sandstorm is raging eternally just beneath its surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: slim [metal] anklet [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of red gold and crystal and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
A slim red gold chain wraps around the wearer's anklet, and a dozen time-worn coins hang from it.  In the centre of their arc, a large teardrop-shaped crystal hangs from an ornate red gold setting.  Closer inspection of the crystal reveals that some kind of sandstorm rages eternally within it, just below the surface.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: pair of [jewel] jhumka earrings [djinn]
appraise_text: It is made of platinum, carnelian and diamond and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 8 g
description:
These highly-decorated earrings are made of platinum and divided into two distinct parts.  At the top, a teardrop-shaped carnelian is inset in a platinum rosette and surrounded by many other smaller carnelians, each with a glittering rose cut.  A small chain of platinum links connects the rosette to the bottom half, which comprises a wide bell of platinum links, adorned with an alternating pattern of carnelian and diamond that sway with every movement.  Beneath the surface of the large teardrop carnelian, you can make out a perpetual, swirling sandstorm.  In the midst of the sandstorm lurks a spectral figure.  It is empty-handed and waiting patiently.  It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.


item_name: teacup pig
appraise_text: You appraise the teacup pig and mmmm, very sexy.
weight: 1 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Present from the Hogswatch pine.
description:
This is a tiny pig, sitting comfortably in a large porcelain teacup covered in a jolly pattern of sausages and holly leaves.  He wears a little red velvet three-piece suit, and waves a miniature teacup of his own happily.


item_name: [type] Hogfather figurine [creator toy]
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
A [type] Hogfather figurine, dressed in red and black and ready to come once a year, bringing a sackful.  It appears to have something written on it.

appraise_text:
The [type] Hogfather figurine is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of toys.


item_name: ornately decorated avoiniere
weight: about fifty pounds
description:
Dating from the reign of Queen Clarinette XIV, who was famously obsessed with arable farming, this chest is a quintessentially Quirmian refinement of the traditional Ramtops porridge kist.  The top drawer, made from the same sturdy chestnut as the rest of the avoiniere, is intended to store uncooked oats, while the lower drawer is for the cooked porridge.  The entire surface is carved with a detailed scene of an oat farm, showing happy peasants stooping to gather and thresh the crops, whilst a beneficient Queen sits crowned in glory (and oats) to watch over their efforts.  Just to really ram the point home, she holds a carved sheaf of oats in one hand, and a Djeliate threshing flail in the other.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The ornately decorated avoiniere is about two feet long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: [type] creator doll (doll invisible) [creator toy]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A [type] creator doll.  It looks somewhat similar to Wodan Grolschdrinker, having the same facial features and expression.  It has attempted to create itself doll invisible... but since everyone is on the doll invisible allow list, it hasn't made much of a difference.  It appears to have something written on it.

appraise_text:
The sparkly creator doll (doll invisible) is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of pure power.


item_name: traditional avec knife
weight: 25 g
description:
This knife is a time-honoured Quirmian design, used by avec farmers to tend their crops.  The three-inch sheepsfoot blade has a complex set of grooves engraved into it, and two teardrop-shaped holes presumably serve some crucial avec-farming function, while the handle is turned from beechwood.  The blade is closed.

appraise_text:
The traditional avec knife is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon.


item_name: climbing harness
weight: 2lb
description:
At first glance, this looks just like a tangled mess of straps.  Sorted out, it's one of the most important pieces of equipment in climbing.  It would go around the wearer's waist and shoulders when worn, and would help them avoid falling to their deaths while climbing.  It looks relatively fragile though, so probably wouldn't last too long in a fight.  This harness in particular is nicely padded, and designed so any impact is distributed across the whole body.  It would undoubtedly make any painful impact somewhat more bearable.

appraise_text:
The climbing harness is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: climbing rope
weight: 1 7/9 lb
description:
This is a sturdy looking climbing rope with a grapnel attached to the end.  Holding it while climbing in the mountains would probably increase life expectancy.

appraise_text:
The climbing rope is about two feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of hemp and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: bale of hay
description: This is a large, sweet-smelling bale of hay.
weight: 5lb
special_find_note: 32d654f3df5f6ac43b7363c0bd0fd1c0835b1683
appraise_text:
The bale of hay is about three feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of hay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: octiron loudhailer
weight: 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Temple of Listening Monks.
description:
This is a long, hollow metal cone that gleams with an iridescent white sheen.  A wooden handle with a leather grip is attached to the bottom and an octahedral indent is cut into the metal at the top.  It looks like you could hold it to amplify your voice.  Octarine slowly swims in waves below the surface of the metal.

appraise_text:
The octiron loudhailer is about a foot long and about four inches wide.  It is made of octiron and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: whalebone needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
A tiny sliver of whalebone has been fashioned into a delicate sewing needle, complete with an eye at one end.  The needle has been coated with a pearl-tinted polish, giving it a pleasantly lustrous appearance.

appraise_text:
The whalebone needle is about an inch long and not very wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: large bone needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This long sliver of bone isn't really all that sharp and even if you were to thread it with good quality cotton it wouldn't do much of a job on clothes.  It looks perfect for sewing bandages together on mummies though.

appraise_text:
The large bone needle is about three inches long and not very wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: medium bone needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a sharp sliver of bone which someone has made a hole in at one end so that thread may be 'threaded' through it.  It seems to be strong enough to mend most clothing types.

appraise_text:
The medium bone needle is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: tiny bone needle
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a tiny sliver of bone which has been expertly crafted to form a needle.  Its point is surprisingly sharp and at the opposite end is a tiny hole for thread to be pushed through.  It looks like the perfect tool for doing very fine needlework.

appraise_text:
The tiny bone needle is about an inch long and not very wide.  It is made of bone and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: wizard's pointy hat [tent hat]
weight: 1lb
description:
Even after taking a close look, you are quite sure that this is a wizard's hat, although it doesn't seem to be of the standard issue cone-with-brim type.  This hat has a small cupboard in it where a wizard could keep his spell components, his loose change and perhaps even his lunch.  It appears to have something written on it.  The wizard's pointy hat has one small pocket.

appraise_text:
The wizard's pointy hat is about a foot and a half long and about a foot wide.  It is hat-coloured and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eleven items.


item_name: black gold Thieves' Guild pin
appraise_text: It is made of gold and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This elegant black gold pin identifies the bearer as a fully paid-up member of the Thieves' Guild of Ankh-Morpork.  It features the Guild's coat of arms - a striped shield bearing a cut purse.  Impossibly tiny and precise lettering curves around the bottom edge of the pin, spelling out the Guild motto "ACVTUS ID VERBERAT", or "Whip it Quick".


item_name: silver smuggler pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stylish silver pin has a square face with a matte black treatment across the surface.  Depicted in delicate silver filigree against the black background is the outline of a tiny moonlit cove.  A single rowing vessel is approaching under the cover of night.  No doubt a veteran smuggler about to land another tax-free windfall.


item_name: silver cutpurse pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stylish silver pin has a square face with a matte black treatment across the surface.  Depicted in delicate silver filigree against the black background is a fat leather coin pouch falling into a waiting hand.  The strings that tied it to its former owner's belt have been neatly severed - clearly the work of a master cutpurse.


item_name: silver mugger pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stylish silver pin has a square face with a matte black treatment across the surface.  Depicted in delicate silver filigree against the black background are a criss-crossed short sword and cudgel above a number of coins and an expensive-looking pair of earrings.  A few specks of some unidentified liquid heavily suggest this scene is the worth of a ruthless mugger.


item_name: silver safecracker pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stylish silver pin has a square face with a matte black treatment across the surface.  Depicted in delicate silver filigree against the black background is a hefty cube-shaped safe on four squat little legs.  The door is hanging wide open and the interior is bare.  Just the kind of scene that an expert safecracker might leave in their wake.


item_name: silver prowler pin
appraise_text: It is made of silver and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
description:
This stylish silver pin has a square face with a matte black treatment across the surface.  Depicted in delicate silver filigree against the black background is the entrance to a dark alleyway.  It appears empty aside from two silver pinpricks of light.  They could be the eyes of a rat or raccoon, or the reflection of a street lamp in a puddle.  Or this could be the point of view of someone completely at the mercy of a ghost-like prowler.


item_name: rambler pin
appraise_text: It is made of nothing and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This pin has been specially made from nothing and is engraved with a rock pick crossed with a quill laying on a map.


item_name: folded red campaign tent
weight: about forty pounds
description:
This is a solid bundle of red canvas, designed to unfold into an Ankh-Morpork Palace Guard officer's campaign tent.

appraise_text:
The folded red campaign tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is red and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: rolled up shabby grey canvas tent
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a solid roll of shabby grey canvas, designed to be easy to erect into a serviceable tent and then collapse again.  It has the crest of the Ankh-Morpork Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, and Allied Trades embroidered prominently on it.

appraise_text:
The rolled up shabby grey canvas tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is shabby grey and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: campfire kit
appraise_text: The campfire kit is about a foot long and about a foot wide. It is made of wood.
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a square wooden box containing all you need to build a campfire out in the wilderness - a small shovel, a log, and a set of rocks to make sure that your fire pit is safely contained.  Because you can never guarantee finding logs and rocks out in the wilderness.  And when you've unpacked everything and dug your fire pit, you can take out your frustration at carrying the rocks and the logs all this distance by smashing the box into splinters and using it as kindling.


item_name: rolled up Lancre green canvas tent
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a solid roll of Lancre green canvas, designed to be easy to erect into a serviceable tent and then collapse again.

appraise_text:
The rolled up Lancre green canvas tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is Lancre green and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: diya
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a small handmade diya, the fingerprints of the maker still showing in the fired clay.  The pale terracotta has been pinched to make a scalloped edge and a shallow point where the wick is placed.  The diya is not lit, and has some oil left in it.  It is full of fuel.

appraise_text:
The diya is about an inch long and about an inch wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: kiridashi kogatana
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This simple knife is a traditional Agatean tool, used by everyone from schoolchildren to shoguns.  A single piece of folded steel, without any additional handle, it has a stiff and incredibly sharp angled blade less than two inches long.

appraise_text:
The kiridashi kogatana is about six inches long and not very wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: rolled up sandy brown canvas tent
weight: about four pounds
description:
This is a solid roll of sandy brown canvas, designed to be easy to erect into a serviceable tent and then collapse again.

appraise_text:
The rolled up sandy brown canvas tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is sandy brown and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: folded blue silk pavilion tent
description: This is a solid bundle of blue silk, designed to unfold into a large pavilion.
weight: about twenty pounds
appraise_text:
The folded blue silk pavilion tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is blue and is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: folded canvas and hide yurt
description: This is a solid bundle of barbaric-looking canvas and hide, designed to unfold into a large yurt.
weight: about twenty pounds
appraise_text:
The folded canvas and hide yurt is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is off-white and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: lacy black shirtwaist dress
weight: 1 6/9 lb
description:
Both elegant and practical, this black dress has a long silk skirt and a fitted lace bodice with an open collar.  A square neckline underlying the bodice reveals glimpses of the wearer's shoulders through the lace yoke, while the upper sleeves are puffed silk, and more lace falls in a filmy close-fitting tube to the wrist.  Further lace drapes in pretty swags from the waist to form a cutaway overskirt and emphasize the wearer's hips, and the bodice fastens with a row of matching glass buttons.

appraise_text:
The lacy black shirtwaist dress is about five feet long and about a foot wide.  It is black and is made of silk and lace and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: enamelled umbrella stand
weight: about ten pounds
description:
To keep the floors clean on rainy days, this hexagonal decorative umbrella stand suits that purpose perfectly.  A tin liner sits inside its base to catch inevitable drips and to protect its wood.  Handpainted in blacks, golds and reds with a ferocious looking dragon design, it boasts a brass handle on each side for ease of lifting.

appraise_text:
The enamelled umbrella stand is about five feet long and about three feet wide.  It is made of wood and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 55 pounds, or five items.


item_name: [colour] [wood] thimble [woodworking]
appraise_text: It is made of wood and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 5 g
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, Tang crafter's book.
description:
This [colour] [wood] thimble is light and comfortable on the finger, with a tip patterned all over with tiny dimples and a broad smooth band showing the natural grain of the wood.  Whilst it protects the finger from careless stabbing, it feels so natural and comfortable that it's like wearing nothing at all.  One dimple near the base has been intricately carved in the form of a standing crane, indicating that the design and execution meet all the standards of the Gentle and Serene Order of the Tang Seamstresses.


item_name: temple garden bell
weight: 1lb
description:
In Agatea, it is believed that bells attract good luck and prosperity.  Inspired by ancient Agatean temple bells, this impressive large garden bell features a beautiful lotus blossom curved top.  Since it is made of iron and is quite heavy, a brown protective finish has been painted on to protect it from the elements of nature.  A large bracket, shaped from iron-moulded lotus blossoms has also been supplied to attach the bell to a wall.

appraise_text:
The temple garden bell is about two feet long and about two feet wide.  It is made of iron and could be placed as furniture.


item_name: [adjective] saluki ring [pottery]
appraise_text: It is sunset red and is made of ceramic and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Tsort Road, Djelibeybi.
description:
This broad ceramic ring bears a masterfully sculpted saluki's head, gazing inscrutably from the wearer's finger.  Every detail of the short soft fur and the feathery ears is clearly visible.


item_name: [adjective] crocodile ring [pottery]
appraise_text: It is sunset red and is made of ceramic and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Tsort Road, Djelibeybi.
description:
This broad ceramic ring bears a masterfully sculpted crocodile head, glaring from the wearer's finger with all the lazy menace of something that definitely isn't a log.  The scales and vicious teeth have been sculpted with superlative skill.


item_name: [adjective] leopard ring [pottery]
appraise_text: It is sunset red and is made of ceramic and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Tsort Road, Djelibeybi.
description:
This broad ceramic ring bears a masterfully sculpted leopard's head, gazing inscrutably from the wearer's finger.  Every detail of the spotted fur and the sharp teeth is clearly visible.


item_name: [adjective] incense burner [Pthalos] [pottery]
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Tsort Road, Djelibeybi.
description:
This incense burner has been formed with unparallelled skill in the shape of Bunu, Goat-Headed God of Goats.  He squats on a steep hillside to watch over His flock, ceremonial crook and knife in His arms, and His square-pupilled eyes gaze forward as though searching for choice forage.  Holes beneath His floppy ears allow the scented smoke to rise up.

appraise_text:
The beautiful sunset red incense burner is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is sunset red and is made of clay and could be placed as furniture.  It can hold about 1 pound, or three items.


item_name: [adjective] beaker [pottery]
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from pottery, Tsort Road, Djelibeybi.
description:
This well proportioned beaker is both light and sturdy, with a beautifully smooth rim and a solid base.  It sits very comfortably in the hand.

appraise_text:
The beautiful sunset red beaker is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is sunset red and is made of clay and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, about twenty items, or about 3 gills.


item_name: flower bag
weight: 20 g
special_find_note: Can be given or sent from Bernita's flower shop if getting multiple flowers at once.
description:
This roughly cone-shaped waxed paper bag is quite wide at the top and tapers to a narrow opening at the bottom.  It looks suitable for carrying around a nice bunch of flowers.

appraise_text:
The flower bag is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 1 pound, or twelve items.


item_name: [colour] dragonhide ankle scabbard
weight: 2/9 lb
description:
This is a sturdy, well-made scabbard, made from sturdy leather covered in [colour] dragonhide and designed to fit a dagger perfectly.  The throat and tip, forged from platinum, gleam with a satin sheen.  An enamelled badge bearing the device of an innoculous-looking green tree frog, with a glistening scarlet back, has been fastened to it.  It could sheathe a dagger or knife.

appraise_text:
The [colour] dragonhide ankle scabbard is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [object]-onna-stick
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This is a stout-looking wooden stick, to the end of which someone has attached a small stuffed dragon.  It is bright green with a waggling tail and a long floppy red tongue and sharp-looking white felt teeth and looks perfect for waggling.

appraise_text:
The dragon-onna-stick is about two feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood, felt and stuffing and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: [colour] Klein bottle cosy
weight: 80 g
description:
This is a fluffy cosy knitted out of purple wool with a mind-bending shape that makes your eyes hurt a little when you look at it closely.  It looks like it was made to fit over a Klein bottle, presumably to keep it warm.

appraise_text:
The purple Klein bottle cosy is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is purple and is made of wool.


item_name: pair of boots
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
These boots have soles over an inch and a half thick.  They would be suitable for anyone whose legs were both shorter than the other.

appraise_text:
The pair of boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: Klein bottle cosy
appraise_text: The Klein bottle cosy is about six inches long and about four inches wide. It is made of wool.
weight: 80 g
description:
This is a fluffy cosy knitted out of wool with a mind-bending shape that makes your eyes hurt a little when you look at it closely.  It looks like it was made to fit over a Klein bottle, presumably to keep it warm.


item_name: dunce cap
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: From an assassin guild.
description:
Despite the stylish black silk the cap is made out of, this head attire will never be voted item most likely to help you hit on members of the opposite sex.  Or in fact members of your own sex.  Or even really hard up farm animals.  The word 'DUNCE' is emblazoned across the front in large red letters, just so everyone knows what the hat thinks of you.

appraise_text:
The dunce cap is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of silk and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: peach straw sunhat
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
The brim of this sunhat is round and flat, jutting out from the base in a dramatically stylish fashion.  The band is a wide white ribbon, trimmed with white beads.  A juicy-looking fake peach nestles next to the crown.

appraise_text:
The peach straw sunhat is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is peach and is made of straw and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: box of Fools' makeup
weight: about three pounds
description:
Divided into lots of small partitions and filled with greases in all the colours of the rimbow, this box is a must-have for any theatrically inclined individual.  Alongside the various paints and pigments are brushes and applicators, stars and sequins and glitter and all manner of decorative accessories.  A small mirror has been set into the lid to assist the owner in painting their face with the contents if they should gaze into it.  The box of Fools' makeup is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The box of Fools' makeup is about four inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of poplar.


item_name: packet of slap
weight: about a pound
description:
A waxed paper has been wrapped around some greasy slap to keep it moist.  It's not much use as it is but it could probably be used to refill a make-up kit.

appraise_text:
The packet of slap is about three inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: folded red and yellow striped tent
description: This is a solid bundle of red and yellow fabric, designed to unfold into a circus tent.
weight: about forty pounds
appraise_text:
The folded red and yellow striped tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is red and yellow striped and is made of canvas and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: packet of ten cleansing tissues
weight: about a pound
description:
This is a huge packet, rather like an envelope, of thick paper that has been waxed to make it more resilient.  The huge waxed paper packet is about three-quarters full with ten cleansing tissues.  It is open.


item_name: small stick of Fools' makeup
appraise_text: The small stick of Fools' makeup is about an inch long and not very wide. It is made of paper.
weight: less than a pound
description:
This small stick has been cunningly designed to hold the most common colours of slap for a Fool in a hurry.  It doesn't hold much but it should be enough to paint a face once.  The small stick of Fools' makeup is completely full.


item_name: motley sack
weight: 2lb
description:
This large padded sack is the kind of thing a Fool would carry the props of their trade in, and nobody else would dare touch for fear of getting covered in custard, slap, and lifelong institutional trauma.  It's made entirely of rags and patches, in every possible fabric and colour, and a stout cord will let the Fool sling it over their shoulder whilst still ensuring that it bounces around comedically.  The motley sack has one main pocket.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The motley sack is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue and is made of wool, cotton, linen, silk and dwarf-made fibres and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 44 pounds, or about eighty items.


item_name: oversized white bow tie
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a classic bow tie.  Well, classic for Fools at any rate.  It's ridiculously oversized and made from white fabric decorated with black polka-dots, and it has not only been sewn together in a way no gentleman - or anything even vaguely resembling one - would countenance, but there seems to be a little mechanism to spin it around in a humorous fashion.

appraise_text:
The oversized white bow tie is about nine inches long and about four inches wide.  It is white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: coat of motley
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
This bold and sweeping garment, a thing of multicoloured rags and patches, could only belong to an absolute Fool.  Designed to reach the wearer's calves, the seams flutter gaily with ribbons, and the skirts have inset gores so that they swirl whenever possible.  The collection of buttons, loops and toggles that fastens it looks like a topsy-turvy mess, but on closer inspection it becomes apparent that they are cunningly positioned to enable access to the coat's multitude of pockets during all sorts of acrobatic japery.  The coat of motley has ten hidden pockets.

appraise_text:
The coat of motley is about six feet long and about a foot wide.  It is red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue and is made of wool, cotton, linen, silk and dwarf-made fibres and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 3 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: small piece of silvered card
weight: 10 g
description:
A flimsy piece of card has been covered with some silvery paint to make it reflective.  It's not a great mirror, but it's cheap and light.

appraise_text:
The small piece of silvered card is roughly a couple of inches long and not very wide.  It is made of paper and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: rancid herring
weight: 5/9 lb
special_find_note: From receiving mail by albatross.
description:
This is a rancid herring.  Its mouth looks a bit distorted.  Maybe if you open the fish you can see what it is all about.

appraise_text:
The rancid herring is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of rotting fish and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or eight items.


item_name: fireflower brooch
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This elegantly simple brooch is cast from octiron in the shape of a blossoming flower on a long stem.  The petals bloom not with any normal colour, but with dancing illusory flames.


item_name: intertwined staff
weight: 1 3/9 lb
description:
This long, slim staff is made from a bundle of intertwined hazel stems, twisting and weaving through each other in a delightfully organic pattern.  The head and foot are capped with grey-green bronze, and glints of green gemstones show here and there within the intertwining stems.

appraise_text:
The intertwined staff is about five and a half feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] marina wool cloak
weight: 8/9 lb
description:
This silvery-blue cloak is made from the wool of the Ecksian marina sheep; known for their unfortunate position of being a semi-aquatic species that is native to the driest continent on the Disc.  Lightweight, comfortable and waterproof, marina wool is highly-prized by those who spend a lot of time travelling.  The silvery-blue marina wool cloak has one inside upper-right pocket, one inside upper-left pocket, one inside lower-left pocket and one inside lower-right pocket.

appraise_text:
The silvery-blue marina wool cloak is about four and a half feet long and about two feet wide.  It is silvery-blue and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about thirty items.


item_name: natural bark ink well
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This is a simple cylinder of silver birch bark, looking as though it had been gently eased from a branch and fitted with a matching base and stopper.  The natural bark ink well is completely full with two ounces of silvery brown ink.  It is completely full.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The natural bark ink well is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, six items, or about 3 shots.


item_name: small black cotton bag
weight: 10 g
special_find_note: From purchasing a "bag of golden spheres".
description:
This small bag has been made with care, but is small enough that it must surely have been made with a particular purpose in mind.  There is a small label attached to the bottom corner of the bag.  It appears to have something written on it:  Stardust Solidified!

appraise_text:
The small black cotton bag is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: tiny golden sphere
appraise_text: The tiny golden sphere is not very long and not very wide. It is made of metal.
weight: 3 g
description:
This tiny golden sphere is about the size of a garden pea but decidedly less edible.  It looks like the sort of thing one might produce and toss at just the right moment in order to look all smug and prepared.


item_name: [colour] cup [RRD summon]
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This sturdy [colour] stoneware cup is gently rounded to fit in the hand, and large enough to quench almost anyone's thirst.  The glossy surface has been decorated with a lively pattern of blossoms.

appraise_text:
The grass green cup is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is grass green and is made of stoneware and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, ten items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: briar rose staff
weight: 2 2/9 lb
description:
The solid wood of this six-foot staff gradually merges into living greenery.  Near the top a few vibrantly yellow wild roses, petals the colour of sunlight on a summer meadow, nestle amongst deep vivid green leaves, and the base has been carved into a tightly wound ball of roots.

appraise_text:
The briar rose staff is about six feet long and about an inch wide.  It is yellow and is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: octiron [gem] ring
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This delicate octiron ring features an octagonal-cut diamond in a simple prong setting, allowing the gemstone to sparkle beautifully in any available light.


item_name: octiron [gem] earring
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This delicate octiron earring features an octagonal-cut diamond in a simple prong setting, allowing the gemstone to sparkle beautifully in any available light.


item_name: octiron [gem] bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This delicate octiron bracelet features an octagonal-cut emerald in a simple prong setting, allowing the gemstone to sparkle beautifully in any available light.


item_name: octiron [gem] pendant
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 10 g
description:
This delicate octiron pendant features an octagonal-cut opal in a simple prong setting, allowing the gemstone to sparkle beautifully in any available light.


item_name: willow bracelet
appraise_text: It is made of octiron and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 20 g
description:
This delicate bracelet is made from a half a dozen intertwined willow stems, each forged from octiron.  The leaves are enamelled in a beautiful pale green, and an incredibly tiny songbird perches amidst the branches.


item_name: bag of golden spheres
weight: 25 g
description:
This small bag has been made with care, but is small enough that it must surely have been made with a particular purpose in mind.  There is a small label attached to the bottom corner of the bag.  The small black cotton bag is completely full with five tiny golden spheres.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small black cotton bag is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is black and is made of cotton and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, or five items.


item_name: oiled leather buckler
weight: 2lb
description:
This small leather buckler has been made from high-quality tanned hide that has been dyed a deep brown colour and then treated with natural oils to increase its durability and water resistance.  The rich colour of the leather is accented by a series of silver studs at regular intervals around the circumference of the shield.

appraise_text:
The oiled leather buckler is about a foot long and about a foot wide.  It is made of leather and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: small crosscut saw
weight: 6/9 lb
description:
This is a small saw, designed for sawing wood across the grain - for instance, to cut a riving to the correct length for woodworking.  It has a polished beechwood handle and a small maker's mark - a cup of steaming tea - engraved on the blade.

appraise_text:
The small crosscut saw is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon of type axe.


item_name: black iron shield
weight: 10 1/9 lb
description:
Said to be particularly effective at warding off fae creatures, black iron is a popular choice among hedge wizards for their arcane defenses.  Its popularity among non-wizards largely depends on whether or not anybody is strong enough to wield it effectively.  This particular black iron shield has an intricate pattern of twisted and knotted brambles around its borders and is roughly rectangular.

appraise_text:
The black iron shield is about three feet long and about two and a half feet wide.  It is made of iron and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: bag of varnish balls
weight: 25 g
special_find_note: Contains ten balls of varnish by default.
description:
This small bag is made of thin, supple leather with a short drawstring cord that can be used to fasten it closed.  It would be useful for storing a few smallish items, but nothing too heavy or bulky.  The small brown leather bag is almost empty except for ten balls of varnish.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The small brown leather bag is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: small ball of varnish
weight: less than 1 g
special_find_note: From purchasing a "bag of varnish balls".
description:
This is a small ball made entirely of varnish.  It looks like the sort of varnish more commonly used by wizards in their protective spells than something that any self-respecting woodworker would use.

appraise_text:
A small ball of varnish is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of varnish.


item_name: small brown leather bag
weight: 25 g
special_find_note: From purchasing a "bag of varnish balls".
description:
This small bag is made of thin, supple leather with a short drawstring cord that can be used to fasten it closed.  It would be useful for storing a few smallish items, but nothing too heavy or bulky.  It appears to have something written on it:  Grayde Four Varnish!

appraise_text:
The small brown leather bag is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is brown and is made of leather and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold about 2 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: tall thin pattern book
weight: between 2/9 lb and 3/9 lb
description:
This tall leather-bound book is barely wide enough for the illustration on the cover, showing an impressive wizard's staff gilded to match the title and author's name.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed tall thin pattern book is about a foot long and about three inches wide.  It is made of paper, leather and parchment.


item_name: beechwood-handled drawknife
weight: 3/9 lb
description:
This woodworking tool has a shallowly curved steel blade and twin beechwood handles, shaped for comfort during long hours at the workbench.  The maker's mark, a steaming cup of tea, adorns the blade.

appraise_text:
The beechwood-handled drawknife is about six inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of steel and wood and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: forged steel engraving tool
weight: 1/9 lb
description:
This square-section steel rod has two sharpened ends - one tapers to a simple needle point, and the other is cut at a steep angle to give a diamond-shaped cutting face.  The centre has a barley-sugar twist for a secure grip, and the maker's mark - a steaming teacup - has been etched with incredible delicacy and precision into the steel.

appraise_text:
The forged steel engraving tool is about nine inches long and not very wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: lightweight forging hammer
weight: 7/9 lb
description:
This small hammer is extremely well balanced, with two flat striking faces.  The beechwood handle was cut from a branch that honeysuckle had twined around, leaving spiralling grooves in the wood as though designed to sit comfortably in a blacksmith's hand.  The maker's mark, a steaming teacup, has been engraved on one side of the head.

appraise_text:
The lightweight forging hammer is about nine inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of steel and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: pair of poppy-field boots
weight: 1lb
description:
These boots started life as perfectly normal footwear, with sturdy soles and a calf-height shank, but someone has spent hours with a tiny brush and some high-quality paint applying hundreds of small red and gold poppy flowers to them.  The overall impression is a gloriously colourful riot of summer sunshine shaped like a pair of boots, laced up with a rich green cord.

appraise_text:
The pair of poppy-field boots is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of leather and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: drab towel
weight: 4/9 lb
description:
This is a dull, drab looking towel.  So dull and drab, in fact, that it seems to be positively crying out for a more pleasing hue.  It could definitely do with a quick dip in something colourful.

appraise_text:
The drab towel is about a foot and a half long and about a foot and a half wide.  It is off-white and is made of cotton and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: sturdy canvas satchel
weight: 2lb
description:
This is a sturdily made satchel sewn from unbleached linen canvas and fastened with brass buckles.  It has a capacious main pocket, and two smaller front pockets, all suitable for anything a hedgewizard needs, from spare socks and lunch to torches and enough candles for an octogenarian's birthday party.  The sturdy canvas satchel has one main pocket and two front pockets.  It is open.

appraise_text:
The sturdy canvas satchel is about three feet long and about two feet wide.  It is pale brown and is made of linen and looks like you could wear it.  It can hold about 11 pounds, or about forty items.


item_name: utility knife
weight: 85 g
description:
More of a tool than a weapon, this handy, lightweight knife consists of a birchwood handle and a short, angular blade.  It looks liable to break if roughly handled, but like it would be very useful for gathering all those fiddly, squishy bits that wizards are always in need of.

appraise_text:
The utility knife is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type dagger.


item_name: owl feather quill
weight: 10 g
description:
This is an owl's wing feather, trimmed back to a tuft and sharpened to a smooth-pointed nib.  The nib glistens with forest green ink.

appraise_text:
The owl feather quill is about six inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of feather and could be used as a weapon of type misc.


item_name: hand-painted book
weight: between 2 4/9 lb and 2 5/9 lb
description:
This is a slim book with a sturdy cardboard cover, hand-painted with a swirling pattern of bright turquoise and Morpork rose, touched here and there with highlights in gold paint.  It is closed.

appraise_text:
The closed hand-painted book is about nine inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: mossy green tent
weight: 4 4/9 lb
description:
This is a rolled-up tent made from fabric cunningly woven and teased to look like growing moss, complete with embroidered leaves and bugs.

appraise_text:
The mossy green tent is about two feet long and about nine inches wide.  It is mossy green and is made of wool and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: [colour] [wood] cloud-topped staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
Tall and slender, this [colour] [wood] staff almost soars from its slim foot to the incredibly detailed cloud that roils and swirls at its head.  Even a few tiny lightning bolts can be seen in the carved detailing.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] cloud-topped staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] flame staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
Tall and solid, this [colour] [wood] staff rises in dancing arcs from its slim foot to the tip, spreading out like some incendiary lily.  The carved flames almost seem to flicker and move.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] flame staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] skull-topped staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
Tall and solid, this [colour] [wood] staff rises in a grimly implacable line from its gnarled foot to the skull that forms its head, glowering with a deathly cold stare from its hollow sockets.  The bony jaw is set in a mirthless grin, as though at some inscrutable deathly joke.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] skull-topped staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: ironwood buckler
weight: 1 8/9 lb
description:
Strong yet surprisingly light, ironwood has a sterling reputation for its reliability and for how easy it is to work with.  These are just two of the reasons why many hedge wizards prefer the company of ironwood to the company of a wizard from the Unseen University.  This particular piece of ironwood has been masterfully fashioned into a circular buckler shield, banded with tree resin and then decorated with beautiful carvings of twisted brambles.

appraise_text:
The ironwood buckler is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like it could be held as a shield.


item_name: [colour] [wood] anvil staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
Tall and solid, this [colour] [wood] staff rises in a straight and true line from its square foot to the incredibly detailed anvil that sits foresquare at its head.  The shaft is carved with intricate scenes of forge work and enchanting.

appraise_text:
The unpolished anvil staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] demonic staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
This [colour] [wood] staff appears to be born from the abyss itself, entwined as it is with faces of torment and demonic symbology from top to bottom.  Sinister visages, frozen in terror, appear to be almost melting out of the surface of the wood.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] demonic staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] all-seeing staff [woodworking]
weight: 2 6/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
This tall, commanding staff has been carved from [wood], and features regal fluting from foot to tip.  At the top, the wood splays out into a bold collar shape, rising to two points.  Within the hollow, almost seeming to float in the recessed space, is a lifelike carving of an eyeball, watching its surroundings intently.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] all-seeing staff is about six feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.


item_name: [colour] [wood] snake-headed walking stick [woodworking]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
The sinuous designs of this walking stick wind and coil like a living creature.  Crafted from [colour] [wood], the surface of the wood mimics the scales of a serpent, glistening in the light.  The head, adorned with intricate carvings, is a striking representation of a viper, its fangs poised to strike.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] snake-headed walking stick is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: [colour] [wood] wave-crested walking stick [woodworking]
weight: 1 3/9 lb
special_find_note: Player made from woodworking, tall thin pattern book.
description:
This [colour] [wood] walking stick appears to be a conduit to command the tides themselves.  The incredibly detailed curves mimicking waves of the ocean draw your eye in and almost appear to be flowing down the wood.

appraise_text:
The [colour] [wood] wave-crested walking stick is about three feet long and about an inch wide.  It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type mace.


item_name: small blue ticket
description: This ticket is about an inch by two inch rectangle of thickish blue paper.
weight: 1/9 lb
special_find_note: For the Hall of Heroes.
appraise_text:
The small blue ticket is roughly a couple of inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of paper.


item_name: [wood] penknife
weight: 25 g
description:
This is a sturdy, practical folding knife, suitable for all the little everyday things a hedge wizard might need to cut, like string or branches or eyeballs.  It has a Wharncliffe blade designed to fold away into the polished beechwood handle, and bears a steaming teacup as a maker's mark.  The blade is closed.

appraise_text:
The beechwood penknife is about three inches long and about an inch wide.  It is made of steel and wood and could be used as a weapon.


item_name: tall wooden cup
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From the hedge wizzard tree bar.
description:
This is an eminently rustic wooden cup, perfect for holding a nice cold beverage.  It's nothing fancy or lavish, but it is solid and looks just right for sipping on a refreshing cold drink during the warm summer months, or any time really.

appraise_text:
The tall wooden cup is about four inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: wooden lowball cup
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From the hedge wizzard tree bar.
description:
This style of low, wide vessel is normally made of expensive cut glass, but this one has been made of eminently rustic lacquered wood.  It looks perfect for enjoying one's favourite spirit at a leisurely pace.

appraise_text:
The wooden lowball cup is about three inches long and about three inches wide.  It is made of wood and looks like you could hold it.  It can hold less than one pound, nine items, or about 2 gills.


item_name: small wooden plate
weight: less than a pound
special_find_note: From the hedge wizzard tree bar.
description:
This is a simple, rustic wooden plate, just large enough for a nice slice of cake or perhaps a sandwich.

appraise_text:
The small wooden plate is about six inches long and about six inches wide.  It is made of wood.  It can hold about 4 pounds, or about twenty items.


item_name: hairpin
weight: less than a pound
description:
A hairpin, of the sort people tend to twist while bored and completely ruin, or use to ineffectively pick locks.

appraise_text:
The hairpin is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: long bone
weight: about three pounds
description:
This is a big, long bone, fallen from one of the skull-and-crossbone designs that abound in death's house.

appraise_text:
The long bone is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: bent hairpin
weight: less than a pound
description:
This hairpin has been twisted and bent a bit, but not enough to make it into something new and useful or little enough that it can still be used for its original purpose.

appraise_text:
The bent hairpin is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: twisted hairpin
description: This hairpin is twisted a good amount, but the intent of the twisting is not quite clear.
weight: less than a pound
appraise_text:
The twisted hairpin is not very long and not very wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could hold it.


item_name: jar
appraise_text: The jar is about nine inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of glass.
weight: about three pounds
description:
The jar is about half full with a dirt of some sort.  What would happen if you planted something in there?


item_name: pile of extremely hard soap flakes
weight: less than a pound
description:
Like the washing soda, these soap flakes have had their day and are well into their retiring years.  They are so hard, in fact, that chances are your clothes would dissolve in the wash before they would.

appraise_text:
The pile of extremely hard soap flakes is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.


item_name: extra-bony fish
appraise_text: The extra-bony fish is about a foot long and about six inches wide. It is made of bone.
weight: 2 3/9 lb
description:
This is a huge fish, still squirming slightly, that appears a touch deficient in the flesh department.  In fact, it's just animated fish bones, with glowing blue eyes.


item_name: pink crystal ring
appraise_text: It is made of quartz and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
You recognise the pink crystal ring to be a ring of energy.  The ring is a single piece of a quartz, cut and polished until its facets sparkle in the light.  It glows an intense octarine.


item_name: ring of vigour
appraise_text: It is made of quartz and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 15 g
description:
You recognise the pink crystal ring to be a ring of vigour.  The ring is a single piece of a quartz, cut and polished until its facets sparkle in the light.  It brightly pulses octarine.


item_name: blue crystal ring
appraise_text: It is made of sapphire and appears to be a piece of jewellery.
weight: 12 g
description:
You recognise the blue crystal ring to be a ring of recall.  The ring is a single piece of a sapphire, cut and polished until its facets sparkle in the light.  It glows an intense octarine.


item_name: pair of orthopaedic shoes from hell
weight: about ten pounds
description:
These heavy shoes look to be the single most uncomfortable pair of shoes ever designed by man in his neverending quest to make the ugliest, most painful, tear-jerkingly embarrassing shoes.  The shoes themselves are of heavy bull leather, with a 4 inch wooden sole, riveted steel reinforcement (i.e.: spikes) in the arch, a bed of nails inside the toes, and at least 4 screw-clamp vices at various angles.  There might be more, but the knives are blocking your view.  You could swear that something is crawling around in one of the shoes.

appraise_text:
The pair of orthopaedic shoes from hell is about a foot long and about six inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material and looks like you could wear it.


item_name: yellow fan shell
description: This pretty yellow fan shell is no doubt from a faraway exotic place. It is quite large.
weight: 1/9 lb
appraise_text:
The yellow fan shell is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of shell and looks like you could hold it.


# npc_items

item_name: pair of woolly trousers
npc_id:
38_[lancre civilians] bumpkin, burgher, commoner, dame, denizen, householder, housewife, local, lodger, matron, peasant, resident, rustic, subject, tenant, townsman, townswoman, yokel


item_name: small knife
npc_id:
1_Aunty, Biddy, Black, Gammer, Goodie, Gramma, Mama, Mistress, Mss, Nanna, Nanny, Sister, Wee, Wicked, Young [named witch]


# rooms

room_id: 43f31c65b2f7da293bd00b7ee6815a05505c8ca8
room_type: outside
room_short:
Slouching Gardens of Ephebe just outside the entrance to the Ehdnomein Atheneum of Reductive Analysis


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npc_name:
[lancre civilians] bumpkin, burgher, commoner, dame, denizen, householder, housewife, local, lodger, matron, peasant, resident, rustic, subject, tenant, townsman, townswoman, yokel


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npc_name:
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